#the labs official

[thesilverdetective]

“It’s a curious thing, poison immunity. It makes my work much more efficient. Not to mention more enjoyable.”

[undeadbard]

Silly Niles animation I know I'm rather late to the meme but I still love this lol

[thelabsofficial]

T/Amitheasshole for accidentally killing a spiders dad?

Hello! So to start off, I was sent on a mission to retrieve a crystal from a spider cave that held fortunes, but my partner in crime warned me to not do the mission due to how dangerous it was, and the risks, me being the fool I am, I completely ignored his warning! I mean that guy couldn’t even handle a butterfly! And plus I couldn’t let the team down.

Now on to the main story, yadda. Here’s where I realized I fucked up, so during venturing, I reached the cave with the fortunes, but there was a problem: the big dad spider was there with his children, which I counted as 18 of them! So I decided to just tiptoe to the treasure and slowly get it out, but one of the little spiders woke up, and he didn’t look harmless.

OH FUCK MY LIFE!! turns out that spider sends a signal to the other spiders, and now I had to fight off 18 baby spiders. One came flying at me, and my fight-or-flight mode just turned on (I choose fight), and before I knew it, I accidentally… yeah, based on the title.

The spider dad woke up standing at his full height, which was 12’5. I can’t tell, but he was definitely huge, expecting to see his babies with a smile on his face until he saw the carnage that a mere human, myself, did, and he just looked at me and then back at the carnage. I apologized frantically, but he wasn’t listening, maybe because he couldn’t understand, but he started to cry, and it sounded so human-like...?

I didn’t know what to do, so I slowly took the treasure and tried to exit out of the cave, but before I knew it, he was after me! A big-ass 12’5 spider was rushing towards me and damaged his own cave due to his rage and even ended up tripping me on my feet (I HAVE BAD KNEE PROBLEMS, SO THANKS, ASSHOLE). and now I’m in a. Deep dark area hiding from him, so I’m asking you three for your guys opinion.

-A.S

"I'm going to say you are most certainly the asshole in this situation. Disturbing and, in this case, killing wildlife for no reason other than to further your own greed is far from acceptable. These spiders seemed non invasive and were not a threat to anyone who wasn't actively engaging with them. Additionally, spiders are great at pest control because they eat all sorts of bugs that destroy plants and spread disease. Larger spiders, such as these, often eat birds, smaller mammals and rodents, and have even been reported to eat deer. Spiders of all sizes are integral to keeping the balance of predator and prey in an ecosystem for it to thrive. You may now be slightly richer, but know that you have fallen into a capitalistic trap that will only take more from you than you could ever earn. In short, YTA." - Valerie

“First of all, I’m very, very interested to know where these giant spiders are located, for research purposes of course. With regards to your question, well, you did technically break into their nest and tried to steal from them and then committed murder when you were caught, so I think it’s pretty clear YTA. But you signed up for freelance adventuring, didn’t you? If you were worried about being an asshole, you’d listen to your team… How about a deal? I can come retrieve you, just let me know where you are. As for payment, well… how about a crystal of sorts?” - Lucien

"NTA. As they say nowadays, fuck them kids." - Niles

[aurelion-solar]

Commander Caitlyn, Prestige Commander Caitlyn, Brawler Vi & Shimmer Lab Singed Splash Art

[waitineedaname]

I think the effects of leaving a fandom unsupervised for too long needs to be studied

[undeadbard]

YOU!

Lucien’s quite a bit late to Tumblr compared to Cara. Dunno why I did that.

Anyways, meet Lucien Amadeus Blanche, supervillain and mad scientist! Master of poisons and antidotes, as well as the controller of a large hivemind of mechanical spiders. He’s also the arch enemy of that rat bastard Niles over on @undeadbard ‘s place.

[namelessprayers]

being a timebomb shipper is realizing that the peak m/f ship dynamic is when they're both incredibly cool together and are actually cooler together and you actually want both of them carnally. no more of that pathetic guy with tall hot wife trope. no more of that one is more something than the other. no more it's because they're both bisexual. timebomb is the great equalizer of m/f ships, they are both cool, both hot, both competent, and both the smartest people in any given room. they match each other limb for limb and thought for thought; what greater love is there than to be equals in arms and without a need for each other because you are only fueled by desire to have that person there, not to make up for a lack of anything but because you compliment each other beyond anyone else's comprehension.

[wolfchans]

BANG CHAN ♡ MIROH MUSIC BANK (190329)

[spikes-got-anger-issues]

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[gaemms-chamois]

Rhine Lab video they showed at the end of the 4th Anniversary stream

[ruki-mukami-dl]

Vampire Lab.

Source: X (Twitter)

[undeadbard]

"Imagine it! ME! On the cover of Rogue magazine!!" I had the idea of Niles following a supervillain magazine called Rogue lol

[thelabsofficial]

Ah. So you’re. Roommates.

“Niles and I are NOT ‘roommates’. I didn’t invite him here, he didn’t ask permission, and his lab is situated on the entire other side of a giant chasm! If anything, we barely qualify as neighbors.” - Lucien

[aurelion-solar]

Arcane Season 2 Loading Screen Borders Brawler Vi, Shimmer Lab Singed, Commander Caitlyn & Prestige Commander Caitlyn

[grelleswife]

Episode 10 illustration by Magilumiere mangaka Yu Aoki.

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