#the kinnie dreams i swear thats what this has to be...

[invisibleoctopus]

just remembered i had another salmon run dream. idk why my brain came up with this very vertical salmon run stage with all the inkabke walls and stuff. NOT ruins of ark polaris but maybe like. a very heavily remodeled saltspray rig.

i remember it was in the middle of the day which thinking about it thats weird bc the salmon run stages are always at sunset when u play in game. thats probably how i was able to explore the stage like i kept expecting salmonids (especially the steel eels) to show up and they. didnt. were we in recon?? (i had trammates with me i guess)

anyway i got to the top of this stage and there was a tower like from tower control. oh yeah and i guess my teammate had gotten there before me and got on the tower because i saw it deactivate and go back up to the top

[revivebook]

Hey ram! I'm not feeling too well today sadly, but appreciating u waits for no man so :]

I hope ur day has been well! ranboo and his semi-lore really fed us crumbs like the Phil crows we are and I love him for it. I think about how c!tubbo and c!ranboo love and trust each other even enough to understand that there are somethings you cant/really struggle to share and they don't pry to get each other to talk about things. Which could be seen as a bad thing but my poor sad heart can only handle so much angst so I'm tapping out at them respecting each other's emotional boundries

also, completely unrelated but fun fact! I'm only 3-4" taller than u!

anyways sorry for the slightly ramble-y ask I have a feeling a lot of my light night asks will be like this so I hope u enjoy -soft anon

I’m readmore-ing you bc you mean the world to me and I Will Ramble At You ok

NO NO NOT FEELING WELL THATS ILLEGAL I DO NOT PERMIT IT. Who or what made u unhappy I will kick its ass for you just give me the word dammit. I hope you were nice to yourself bc you deserve good things always always always esp when you’re not feeling too hot :[[[

My day has been pretty good :D kind of busy but v nice :] I love my friends so much it is Unreal and I hope dearly I can count u among them my little mystery writer, whoever you may be. AND OH MY GOD. THE SEMI LORE. I absolutely LOVEDDDD it holy shit those are honestly my favorite kind of stream full stop it was Incredible. I wasn’t able to catch all of it so I’ll prolly watch the vod, and when I do, I swear I’m half tempted to make a tubbo mention counter god why r they so in love

SPEAKING OF. Ohhhh the character stuff softy youre so unfathomably right them respecting eachothers personal boundaries,, chef kiss as someone who dealt with a relationship where the opposite was an issue they Delight me and they’re getting absolutely zero angst from me nada zilch

AND U SAY ONLY 3-4 INCHES BUT A THIRD OF A FOOT IS WAY MORE THAN YOUD EXPECT. I do not care if you are not I am assigning you ranboo kinnie based on height and you doing These alone

And softy softy. You could send me literally anything and I’d grin at it for like twenty minutes your asks pass every filter my brain has and go straight to Very Happy you never have anything to apologize for :] I hope you have very nice dreams you deserve them so much I think

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 63

[Date: 08/03, 5:38 AM - 08/03, 6:00 AM GMT]

[Direct continuation from pt 62]

[CW: Zalgo text, manipulation, stalking]

C R O W N: “....”

Viscount: “fuck”

C R O W N: “THAT HURT”

fetch: “v, max, do yall have sights on each other?

are yall together?”

Viscount: “im trying to find max”

Maxwell: “HEY VISCOUNT”

C R O W N: “WHERE

 ARE

YOU?”

Maxwell: “CHECK THE TREE MAN HAHA IM ABOVE YOU IMA JUMP DOWN AND THEN WE RUN AGAIN”

Viscount: “shut the fuck up, do you want him to find us?!”

C R O W N: “:)”

Maxwell: “WERE IN A FOREST”

Maxwell: “THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING TRESS BITCH”

fetch: “max please”

Viscount: “i’m going to punt you right back into crowns arms I swear to god-”

C R O W N: “... Come back. Please.”

Maxwell: “FINE ILL SHUT UP FOR NOW”

fetch: “don’t listen. block him out”

Viscount: “......”

Viscount: “He sounds so....”

Maxwell: “Vis no”

Viscount: “Sad”

C R O W N: “Please. Don't leave me.”

Maxwell: “come on we have to fucking go”

fetch: “crown stop it”

Viscount: “like the little bitch he is. lets go”

Maxwell: “YES”

C R O W N: “...”

Viscount: “shut the fuck up max”

C R O W N: “I...I'm sorry. Please come back.”

fetch: “run don't listen just run”

Viscount: “But...”

Viscount: “...he’s sorry though”

Maxwell: “manipulative bastard”

Maxwell: “NAH UH NO I WILL DRAG YOU VIS”

fetch: “When has he ever told the truth?”

C R O W N: “Don't leave me. It hurts when they leave.”

Maxwell: “VISCOUNT LOOK”

Maxwell: “HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE COME ON BEFORE I FUCKING DRAG YA”

fetch: “WH. WAIT”

[boo: “thats interesting but im not gonna get into it”]

fetch: “GUYS I THINK I SEE YOU”

Viscount: “max shut the fuck up please”

C R O W N: “Please.”

Maxwell: “DOGBOY HELP”

fetch: “GUYS OH MY GOD”

C R O W N: “Please.”

fetch: “UNLOCKING THE DOOR GET IN HERE GET THE FUCK IN HERE”

C R O W N: “It hurts.”

fetch: “IT SHOULD.”

Maxwell: “VISCOUNT GET THE FUCK INSIDE PLEASE AND LOCK THE DOOR”

fetch: “VIS. INSIDE.”

Viscount: “I-”

Maxwell: “WE DONT WANNA DEAL WITH EM”

fetch: “PLEASE”

Viscount: “That’s. Not. My. Name.”

C R O W N: “No no no no no no please I'm sorry don't leave me”

Maxwell: “Dude? you okay?”

fetch: “what's your name, then?”

Maxwell: “crown shut up before i punt you--”

fetch: “Max just stay inside”

[Viscount changes his name to Marcus]

Marcus: “Lock the fucking door, Max.”

Marcus: “ Don’t let him in”

fetch: “MY MAN MARCUS”

C R O W N: “...”

Maxwell: “MARCUS GOOD TO KNOW AND THE DOORS LOCKED NOW WOOO”

fetch: “Okay I think I need to wake up mona”

Maxwell: “mona?”

fetch: “Guys let's not celebrate too early here.

Hes still outside”

Maxwell: “whos mona?”

fetch: “Mona's my friend, this is technically her house”

C R O W N: “please come back”

Marcus: “Mona?”

Maxwell: “oh yay crimes”

C R O W N: “please”

Maxwell: “okay okay yall, have some serious fucking explaining to do”

fetch: “Okay guys, I will explain as much as I can.”

fetch: “Just get in the living room stay away from the windows and ill go wake up mona”

Maxwell: “whatever you say dad”

C R O W N: “...”

Maxwell: “i think we’re good

fetch: “I think we'll be okay... for the time being

I have a baseball bat”

C R O W N: “make it stop please make it stop”

Maxwell: “i have a lot of experience with materials like that”

fetch: “Crown just go away”

Maxwell: “uh hey fetch? could i have a tissue or something, im uh, still bleedin over here”

Little-K1ng: “[hgk, cough] wh”

fetch: “Yeah I got it max”

Little-K1ng: “hey yall, had a sick day”

fetch: “Sorry to wake you up like this mona, but there's an enderman outside and 2 refugees inside hope you understand”

Maxwell: “eyyyyyy uhhhh you're mona right? heh....”

Little-K1ng: “what did you need f. fe t? uh fetch and uh

ok What”

fetch: “thats Marcus and thats Max”

Maxwell: “so”

Maxwell: “shit fucking happened man”

C R O W N: “please”

Little-K1ng: “oh im good i just called out of work today, ive got a nasty migraine”

C R O W N: “please”

fetch: “and crown is outside trying to get them back”

Little-K1ng: “ah, yea thats an issue”

C R O W N: “I'll be better, i promise. Just don't leave me”

Little-K1ng: “should i pop my head out and shout at him or wait for the neighbors dog to break out of the fence and get him”

fetch: “seconded”

fetch: “Stay away from windows and keep the doors locked”

Maxwell: “god you really are a dream kinnie”

Little-K1ng: “[yawn, COugh] any coffee before i suffer a break in or. like this sounds pretty dire but also excedrin”

Little-K1ng: “oh the sprinklers are already on!! we're going from winter to spring so the grass needs watered a bit more to make it come up faster”

Little-K1ng: “ugh,, my throat is raw”

Maxwell: “cold water usually helps when my throat hurts”

Little-K1ng: “dont worry ive been in bed all day, crown cant get near the house with all the sprinklers running at once

and my water bill isnt USUALLY an issue ”

C R O W N: “i just want everyone to be happy...”

Maxwell: “fuck off”

fetch: “don't worry guys I'm currently patching up max and marcus, they just have little cuts and scratches nothing too bad”

Marcus: “...we were happy there”

Marcus: “But”

Marcus: “At what cost”

Little-K1ng: “[i calmly shunt the blinds open for a second, then immediately closed] yea hes uh. hes standing RIGHT on the border of the lawn where its dry haha, he really cant get closer than that”

[ughgclden]

good morning love! or afternoon, i suppose,

i hope you slept well, and your day so far has treated you kindly.

as for bits of information, my two favourite comfort movies are dead poets society (1989) (which you already knew but i like referencing it like that), the little prince, and pixar’s luca, actually. i know all of dead poets society word for word, and once i finished a five hour test in two, and simply,,, watched it in my mind for the remaining three. something about it makes me feel understood. in the same vein, while i love meeks, neil and i, we’re almost the same, and frankly, the almost is wavering some days. not to be emo or anything /hj

to give you an extra piece, i watched it chapters one and two in the same night starting at midnight one night, and i’m also a richie tozier kinnie, which i use to justify my button up collection

in truth, my coffee habit is slightly worrying, but i haven’t ventured to energy drinks, at least (or, not since the night i had four monsters in an hour in addition to my coffee) but thank you for saying that black coffee fits me, i’ve been told it makes me intimidating that i can drink it, but something about the bite is comforting, strangely. my order used to be a london fog tea, and on rainy days i still get one, it makes me calm.

you know bee i heard somewhere you like these, can’t remember where for the life of me though… /j i hope we both get our futures too, and any and everyone tattoo your poetic gold heart could desire. i’ve been thinking about getting a band around my wrist that looks like neil’s crown, and the one time i mentioned to my therapist she said it sounded like a good idea.

i push boundaries because so many of them are so goddamn arbitrary, like the rules my school used to impose about same sex couples. about jackets in gym class. what’s the reason, right?

bee in her rebellious phase is something i’d pay money to see actually /hj

honestly i would both read and write a mob!star au lmao (not like i have italian family in new england… not at all….)

i LOVE model un, honestly, an excuse to dress up, and feel like i’m making a difference, prepare for when i have the option to? unparalleled. the little kid in me who dreamed of running for office and changing the world is indulged in it.

i’m glad i can help with your worries, love, i’m always here to try and help, to remind you that you’re important and good and loved, and that no matter what, i’m so so so proud of you.

i actually taught archery at a summer camp last year because of my narnia phase, and when i was clearing out my room, and one of my oldest stuffed animals i have, is this big lion, and i’ll give you three guesses what his name was /j (my younger sister cut his mane when she was around six, i remember breaking over it. i’ve since gotten over it, for the most part) also,,, i know you did. not just say i was BETTER than Susan Pevensie omg /j the movies are so comfy, so so comfy, and love, oh my god, prince caspian is my favourite too!! i???? i used to have a book of dawn treader postcards, i don’t think i ever actually used any, but they were sO PRETTY

the book is one of my favourite possessions, and one year, i think year 3 or 4, i carried it everywhere, for comfort. something about the pevensies made me brave.

i mean… i suppose it does…… /hj

all my love, bee!! i hope you have the best day!!

star<3

p.s. turns out my friend was,,, not joking???? she asked me to be her partner yesterday while walking me to rehearsal

good (very late) afternoon star! i deeply apologise about the timing of this response; that meaning how incredibly late this is. my tendency to get ill in the colder months has taken its toll

i love all of those films - i can't believe i didn't mention dead poets society, which i too can quote word for word. but being able to watch the whole thing in your head is insanely incredible, as is finishing a five hour test in TWO HOURS !!! THATS SO FUCKING COOL !!!! i'm sending you all my love star, i'm sorry the neil kinnie also comes with the bad parts, and i'm here whenever you'd like, no matter the reason <33

that's SO GREAT!!!! i went to a midnight premier of chapter two where they played both chapters in one go - it was so so good. i then had to go straight to college but, i think it was worth it. a richie kinnie?! im in love w you even more /hj. im a stan kin myself, surprise surprise.

four monsters.. in one hour... you scare me star /lh black coffee certainly fits you, it's elegant but comforting and cosy, much like yourself.

oh my god, you noticed?! how?! /j that is such a lovely idea, and i bet it would look great. i actually love that, holy shit. as soon as i get some money and figure out which of my (many) tattoo ideas i would like to give the privilege of being my first, i'm booking an appointment straight away

so true!!! those rules sound so fucking stupid?? i swear schools just like to exorcise control for no reason at all other than to feel powerful - the rules imposed on same sex couples however sound so abhorrent ugh.

it was certainly interesting. a lot of skipping classes with notes we convinced our tutor to write for us - why he agreed, i have no idea. jumping over the fence to go to mcdonalds was certainly a highlight however.

mob!star au, 200k words, i can see it now. the italian family in new england.. it's all coming together

i know for a fine fact that you could really change the world, star. you have the drive, the eloquence, the intelligence. everything. and i have every faith in you.

you taught archery?!? im in love?!?! /hj i did used to go to archery lessons but it only lasted a year :( and omg,,, was it called aslan by any chance 😳😳😳 and YES as much as i love susan,, you reign supreme my love <3 PRINCE CASPIAN SUPREMACY YUP YUP!! and they sound so pretty already, i dont doubt they were beautiful

all my love, star. tu me fais tourner la tête <3

ps; thats incredible?!?! omg!?!? what did u say!!!