#the kids just keep getting younger and younger...

[vivwritesfics]

vivi i need wild danny ric, protective danny ric, true embodiment of a honey badger danny ric.

like have you ever seen that man’s eyes when he’s locked in and loaded? it’s actually wild and terrifying and oh so hot.

literally ANYTHING you can think of with unhinged danny ric

i've been thinking about danny x ex!wife for the longest time, i just haven't been brave enough to do it.

Warnings: divorce, pregnancy, angst

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"Hey, kid."

There was something about Daniels tone of voice when he spoke to her. It used to be so full of joy, for a good seven years. And then it was full of hope, for a year after that. Now, he couldn't keep the sadness out of his voice.

She released a breath before she answered him. "Hey, Danny," she mumbled.

Daniel couldn't see her, but he could imagine it. Leaning over the kitchen counter, her head in her hands as she breathed deep. Was she crying? He couldn't tell over the phone, but the tone of her voice suggested she wasn't.

Not yet at least.

"What's up?"

After four years of dating, three years of marriage, and a year of divorce, Daniel still loved her. He'd spent a year desperately hoping that they would get back together, but she'd denied him at every step.

It wasn't that she didn't love him back, it was that she couldn't keep up with his lifestyle. She loved him, loved his passion and drive, loved watching him out on track. Even when things didn't go his way, she wanted to be there for him, wrap her arms around him and bring him all of the comfort he needed.

But it was too much.

Every race had her anxious, a mix of watching Daniel risk her life, missing work and having to catch up after the race weekend. She loved her honey badger, but she couldn't take it.

What's that saying? When you love something, let it go?

Even through the divorce, she still loved him. Nights of crying on her mothers couch, missing the man she had tried to build a life with. It had been easier when she was younger. She'd taken some time out before her career began, time to follow him around the word and support him.

When her career began, it was a slow start. But that was her choice. Her life was changing so rapidly, and she just wanted to ease into it.

It was hard to tell when it became too much. But she was tired and struggling with her workload. Missing at least three days of work a week, struggling to catch up before the next race.

And then there was the stress. Heart in her throat whenever Daniel was in his car. That time Max braked in front of him, and Daniel went into the back of him. Jesus, it was terrifying.

After nearly a year of being separated, she still missed him. Missed him enough to seek out his comfort. His arms around her, holding her close as she came, trembling in his arms. Laying here, tracing her fingertips over his tattoos.

But here they were, a month and a half later.

"Danny." Her voice broke from just his name alone. "I..."

But the right words just weren't coming.

"Can you come over?"

Daniel was running out of his house before they ended the call. He sped towards her apartment, the little apartment she had been renting ever since they divorced.

Daniel was still living in the house they shared, everything kept the way she had it, unable to change it. It was like keeping a piece of her with him, even when she didn't want to be there.

He gripped the steering wheel, knuckles white. He was going to get to her, no matter what.

***

His knuckles tapped against the door. Gently, as if he was dealing with a spooked animal. "Sweetheart?" He called, and the door opened.

She was on him a moment later. A sob left her lips as she wrapped her arms around him. "Danny," she squeaked, his large hands settling on her back.

Daniel kicked the door shut as he walked her further into the apartment. "I've got you," he whispered and sat on the sofa, holding her on his lap.

He'd been in the apartment once before, a month and a half ago. But it had been nothing like this.

Daniel held her until she was calm enough to talk to him. Tears stained her cheek and his shirt when she pulled away from his shoulder.

His fingers touched her chin. "Tell me what's wrong, honey," he whispered.

So, she told him. She told him all about the five positive pregnancy tests in her bathroom. She told him about her missed period, told him about all of the anxiety that had taken over her.

Pregnant.

Pregnant with her ex-husbands baby.

Daniel's eyes moved down to her stomach. No bump, obviously. Not yet, anyway. "Sweetheart," he mumbled and dropped her chin. "You're pregnant?"

She nodded and started sniffling again.

The woman he was in love with, the woman of his dreams, was pregnant. Daniel leaned forward and kissed her.

A squeak left her lips as she pulled away. "What are you doing?"

His eyes were so pretty as he stared at her. That was the way he stared at her before the divorce, the way he stared at her on their wedding day.

"I'm in love with you," he said through a breath. "I never wanted to get a divorce. I never wanted you to move out. I never wanted to be apart from you."

He wiped her tears away.

"Honey, you're pregnant with my baby."

She stared at him, waiting for him to continue.

"I always wanted to start a family with you. You and the kids, coming to our home race. You'd have the biggest rock on your finger, better than the last one I got you. This time, we could have our kid at our wedding."

A weak laugh left her lips. "'s not as simple as that, Danny," she mumbled, her hands settling on his shoulders. "I love you too, but we can't go back to the way things were."

Daniel took her hand and kissed her fingers. "Anything," he whispered. "I'll do anything for you."

Anything for the woman he loved.

[vivid-dreamscapes]

Boyfriend!Ekko who, when you don’t get to come along on raids, makes sure to say “this is from [reader]” at least four times when hitting one of Silco’s goons.

Boyfriend!Ekko who gladly accepts scrap metal parts you find him, finding ways to make his hoverboard faster, or making tools and weapons to use.

Boyfriend!Ekko who watched you help paint the mural, and begrudgingly lets you use the non-toxic paint on his face, painting little hearts or stars or firelights on his cheeks.

Boyfriend!Ekko who rarely ever has a high sex drive—in fact, the thought of making love to you rarely ever crosses his mind, and when it does, it’s not like he needs you then and there.

Boyfriend!Ekko who, when he does get in bed with you, is nothing but sweet. He’s soft, praises you the whole time, and honestly could be a top or bottom. He’s really a very vanilla kinda guy.

Boyfriend!Ekko who watches you play with the younger kids in the firelight base with a smile. Scar honestly wonder sometimes if Ekko has baby fever, but he doesn’t really. Maybe when your both older and threats aren’t constantly presenting themselves.

Boyfriend!Ekko who refused to let you come to raids when he knew Jinx might make an appearance. He knows how many Firelights he’s lost to Silco’s almost-daughter, and he’s not willing to let you be one of them.

Boyfriend!Ekko who lets you come to a mission where Jinx makes a surprise appearance, and you handle yourself so well against her, he never doubts you or keeps you out of raids again.

Boyfriend!Ekko whose hut is rarely even his own. When he tinkers with stuff, your there chatting about your day to give him some background noise. He likes your voice.

Boyfriend!Ekko whose hut isn’t just his even at night, because you often stay the night. You both have plenty of nightmares, but his are definitely impacting his sleep. For a while now, you two basically cuddle and talk about random things until you fall asleep.

Boyfriend!Ekko who can cook well…but only some things. There are a few dishes he can make perfectly, but other than that, he’s not great in the kitchen. But he takes pride in making you dishes Benzo taught him when he was little. It’s all worth it to see the look on your face when you eat it, even if you’ve had it a million times.

!Not proofread!

My first tag list! If you could call it that. Hope it works!

@spncrrdlvr

[anakinca]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Anakin AU where’s Shmi is still alive and Anakin is in college with reader and he had never brought a girl home and for the first time he bring her with him for dinner. And she get along so well with his mother and Anakin is just blushing the whole time.

Fic or not, but this has been in my mind for too long.

(based on a real event where my younger sister brought her gf home)

—❝fit so seamlessly❞

modern au!anakin skywalker x reader

tw ; nothing, just pure fluff

a/n ; GUYS IM SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING TO DO REQUESTS😭 i literally am dying in a spiral of writers block and im DYING OF SICKNESS RN SIGHHH. but anyways.. i LOVEDDD THIS PROMPT AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING IT. hope u enjoy this, angels <33

THE FIRST TIME ANAKIN BRINGS YOU HOME TO MEET HIS MOM, HE’S NEVER BEEN SO NERVOUS IN HIS LIFE. Which is ridiculous. He’s a grown man and he’s in college. He’s faced high-pressure exams, late-night study sessions fueled by way too much caf, and a near-death experience trying to fix his own car’s engine. And yet, standing outside the small apartment door with you at his side, his palms are sweating like he’s twelve again. You, on the other hand, seem completely at ease, rocking on your heels as you glance up at him with a grin. “You’re acting like you’re bringing me home to a mob boss.” You tease him, rolling your eyes playfully. Anakin huffs and glares at you, even as his lips twitch at the corners. He shifts the bag of fruit he brought for his mom to his other hand nervously. “It’s not that. It’s just… I’ve never brought anyone home before.” Your grin softens then, something warm flickering in your eyes. “Well, I’m honored to be your first.” He swallows. Hard. Because that sentence should not make his brain short-circuit the way it just did. But before he can embarrass himself further, the door swings open, and there she is—Shmi Skywalker. She’s small, but she has this presence, this warmth that instantly makes you feel like you’ve walked into the safest place in the world. Her dark hair is streaked with gray, her smile soft and her warm brown eyes twinkling with affection as she immediately pulls Anakin into a tight hug.

He sinks into it without hesitation, burying his face against her shoulder for just a second, because no matter how old he gets, he’ll always be her son.

You stand watching with a smile, the way his shoulders relax—the way he looks like he can breathe again—makes your heart warm.

Then she pulls back, her gaze flickering to you.

And suddenly, Anakin is sweating again.

“Mom,” he says, clearing his throat. “This is—” But before he can even finish introducing you, Shmi’s already pulling you into a hug too. “Oh, sweetheart,” she says, her voice warm and full of nothing but love. “I’ve heard so much about you.” You blink in surprise before easily melting into the embrace, feeling all giddy inside. “All good things, I hope.” Shmi pulls back just enough to give Anakin a look. “He never shuts up about you.” She chuckles, pulling back to place her hands on your arms, her eyes crinkling with her smile. He wants to die. Right then and there. Just drop dead in the entryway. You, of course, find this hilarious, shooting him a teasing grin as you turn your head to look at him. “Really, Anakin? Didn’t know you were such a talker.” He groans, running a hand down his face as his mother laughs—actually laughs at his suffering. “I—okay, inside. Everyone inside,” he mutters, already pushing you both through the doorway before he collapses on the spot. And it only gets worse from there. Because dinner? Yeah. You and his mom get along instantly.You’re helping set the table before Shmi can even tell you to sit, and when she asks about school, you answer like you’ve known her forever. You listen to her stories with actual interest, laughing at the way she talks about Anakin’s childhood, nodding like you already knew about all his quirks as a kid.

And Anakin? He’s just sitting there, blushing, because this is new. He’s never had this before. Never had someone fit so seamlessly into his life, someone who just belongs at his table, in his space, with his family. And you do. It makes his heart swell with pure and utter love for you, feeling like he’s truly found the one who’s for him.

And he doesn’t know what to do with that.

At some point, Shmi excuses herself to grab dessert, leaving just the two of you at the table.

You glance over at Anakin, smiling softly at the dazed look on his face. “You okay there, Skywalker?” He blinks and clears his throat, trying to pretend he hasn’t just been sitting there like some kind of lovesick idiot for the past hour. “Yeah,” he mumbles, rubbing the back of his neck. “Just… you and my mom.” You raise an eyebrow, cocking your head to the side with a small smile tugging at the corners of your lips. “What about us?” “I don’t know.” He exhales, shaking his head slightly. “You just—fit.” You blink at him, surprised by the honesty in his voice, the way his words settle over you like a quiet, unspoken truth. And then, because you can’t help yourself—because he’s adorable when he’s flustered—you grin. “So, when’s the wedding?” And Anakin chokes on his glass of water while you giggle to yourself.

@thesassypadawan @anakinstwinklebunny @sydkneez @dessxoxsworld @nikiloveshayden @sweetcheesecakesblog @throughparisallthroughrome

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[gakukitty]

got an idea ! could u write something with natsuki getting intimate with his gf but everytime they try to, mafuyu interrupts them

— COCKBLOCK ? x natsuki seba

summary . mafuyu’s a sweet kid— but should probably learn to just stay in his room for a little while.

wc . 1.3k

cw . VERY SUGGESTIVE MDNI , ummmm mafuyu described as ‘little’ because he’s my son idk if that’s important , FEM! READER !!!!!! uhhhhh idk what else

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note : wrote this late at night again instead of doing work :p

natsuki has spent the last few days planning this— and it’s all going according to plan. his warm hands trail down your sides, his breath hot against your ear as he whispers sweet words and praises to you. he kisses the side of your neck softly, fingers slipping down to the edge of your pants.

he’s been wanting to do this for months now. you’re his girlfriend; of course he wants to get intimate! how can he not? you’re the most gorgeous girl in the world, and he really can’t keep his hands to himself when he’s with you. he shifts closer, lips curving into a slight grin.

“right here?” he muses, toying with the waistband of your pants. he presses another kiss to your neck, humming at the sound that escapes you. so cute.

“or maybe—“ natsuki’s voice is cut off by the sound of a door opening. he grunts as you shove him away, feet lifting to kick at him in both embarrassment and mild annoyance at being disrupted. he clicks his tongue, a hand reaching to grab your ankle as he turns his head to the door— ready to glare at whoever had the nerve to ruin his opportunity to finally get in his girlfriend’s pants.

natsuki’s just a little surprised to find his brother— who has most definitely not announced himself before visiting—standing there, hand clutching onto the door handle and if he wasn’t wearing his mask, you’re sure his jaw would be dropped.

“you disgust me.” mafuyu scoffs under his breath, eyes narrowing. he’s not dumb, but he almost wishes he was after walking in on.. whatever this is.

you stare back at the younger boy, and you are absolutely 100 percent sure that you just want to melt into a puddle on the spot. natsuki just rubs your ankle gently— a poor attempt at soothing you. it has the opposite effect, instead making you flinch away from him and get off of the bed. poor natsuki just sighs in defeat as you practically rush out of the bedroom.

“you guys, uh.. could have continued..?” mafuyu trails off, glancing back at you. though, his words do little to soothe the embarrassment slapping your face repeatedly and ringing through your ears like some sort of annoying alarm. natsuki looks back at his brother, raising a questioning eyebrow at the younger boy.

“what is it?” he asks, sitting up straight. he hopes that this is something important—

“can i have some money?”

“get out.”

after that incident, it seems that you’ve become a little more shy than before. natsuki has to be very careful with his approach, he needs to set the right mood and definitely has to make sure that he’s gentle.

so, here you two are— cuddled up on the couch and watching some sort of horror movie. he’s not exactly interested, but he does smile slightly at the little sounds that escape your lips at a particularly scary scene.

natsuki presses his nose gently against the side of your neck, kissing the skin there softly. his hand slowly moves to your thigh, lightly squeezing the flesh.

you glance over to your boyfriend, who’s acting completley oblivious. you’re a little nervous— how can you not be with the way he’s touching you right now? even with the warmth growing on your cheeks, you move with a slight shift, getting a little closer to the man beside you. he lets out a quiet hum, his teeth grazing over the skin of your neck. at this point, the movie you both had been watching is just background noise.

and natsuki wouldn’t have it any other day. you’re all his for tonight— little mafuyu is probably out somehwere else— and he’s got all the time in the world to finally reach second base with you. he moves a little closer, taking care to be gentle. he knows that you’re still just a little shaken up by before— he’d say that he feels the same, but it honestly didn’t affect him that much. it was just one time— mafuyu will forget about it, right?

“what’re you watching?” a voice causes natsuki to pause his movements— and elicits a slight yelp to leave you. your boyfriend just kisses your cheek softly, a sigh escaping his lips as he turns to face, you guessed it, young mafuyu.

“the first scream movie.” natsuki answers, hand caressing your thigh gently. you just give the younger brother a small smile, your heart beating a million times per second. this is so embarrassing— the second time you’ve been interrupted! maybe it’s just not meant to happen.

“nice.” he hums, sitting down on the couch beside his brother.

and with that, the three of you spend the rest of your night watching movies. while it wasn’t really how you had expected for things to go— you can’t complain. mafuyu’s a good kid.

the next time, natsuki is determined. he’s got locks and chains on hand, ready to keep the door shut so no younger brothers can just waltz in and cockblock him.

natsuki’s got you under him, just like he’s been practically dreaming of. his hand gently cups your cheek, gaze meeting with yours. perfect. this is all so perfect. maybe the chains are a little out of place, though.

but he pays no mind to them when he leans down, kissing your lips sweetly. his hand trails down to the neckline of your shirt, gently tugging it down a little. with how close the both of you are, he’s sure you can feel the way he stiffens in his pants.

he pulls away after a moment to press a kiss to the corner of your mouth, then your cheek, then your jaw.. until he’s eventually trailing kisses down to your chest. his hand slips under the fabric, fingers moving up and ready to unclasp your bra. this is exactly how he’s wanted it to be— even if he feels like he’s being a little bit more demanding. he can’t help it! natsuki has been trying to have this moment for so long now!

that’s why he thinks he’s about to pop a vein when his phone rings. with a quiet sigh, he reaches out to grab the offending object. mafuyu— of course. he gives you an apologetic look, moving to lay beside you as he answers the call. what type of brother would he be if he were to decline it? even with the absolute need he feels for you, he can’t just ignore his younger brother.

“yes?” natsuki hums, lifting a free hand to lightly tousle your hair.

after a week of these stupid incidents happening, natsuki thinks that he’s going to go insane. his cock is terribly hard, and he’s just slightly on edge. he wants nothing more than to just have his way with you, finally, after all this time.

so, it’s safe to say that the man is more than delighted when he can finally catch you alone. mafuyu is with some girl— hopefully she’s enough to entertain him for an hour. or two. or three— just how much time is natsuki going to take with this? he doesn’t know, but he’s already looking forward to it.

“(name),” his voice is as nice as ever when he calls out for you. he walks over to your form— you’re sprawled out on your bed, scrolling through your phone. “sweetheart.” natsuki hums, getting into bed beside you. his hand trails down your arm, eventually reaching your free hand where he intertwines your fingers. he almost feels bad for being so direct.

but honestly; he really can’t hold himself back anymore now that he’s finally got his chance ! goodbye, self-restraint— and hello, feral bf! seba.

© gakukitty please don’t copy my work , repost it and claim as your own , translate , or do anything stupid with it ! try and improve on ur own skills first ♡

[pinkiemachine]

I'm sorry in advance if this question sounds dumb, but what does the JL Trinity think of Bruce getting older and most likely being replaced (Damian is the most likely candidate)?

Like, they KNOW it's a normal thing that happens to all humans but this is Bruce, their friend.

Oh, I’m nixing the idea of Kryptonians being borderline immortal. It’s silly. Sure, due to genetic augmentation, the Kryptonians of my AU can live longer than humans, but only by a number of decades. The average lifespan being 140-170 years, with the longest ever recorded lifespan among their species being 201 years. (Local legend states, however, that the Old Kryptonians from the beginning of their civilisation could live for thousands of years, and it was often said that a few of these Old Kryptonians still walked the face of Krypton, keeping their identities a secret, and watching over the younger generations.)

That being said, at this point Diana has gotten very used to people she loves dying. She’s had to say goodbye to a lot of friends over the years, including her husband Steve Trevor. She knows that one day she’ll say goodbye to both Clark and Bruce, but she’s made her peace with it, and intends to make the most of their time together. Clark eventually learns that he’s likely to outlive all of his friends at some point, either from the records Jor-El left behind or from Kara. He’s had to come to terms with losing his family, his friends, and even Lois (unless something kills him first) so he’s doing his best to try and work through it, but he doesn’t really make progress until he loses his first friend, so that’s kinda sad. However, you KNOW Clark and Diana like teasing Bruce once he starts showing his age. Bruce strains his back just a little while getting up after a meeting, and Clark’s like, “woah, now, old timer, don’t hurt yourself!” Bruce is grumbling about something—the kids, work, whatever—and Diana says, “yes, yes, I know. Back in OUR day things were so much simpler. Don’t you just miss when people would write telegrams and everyone walked everywhere? Back before they invented penicillin?” and he just looks at her, unamused. Then one day Bruce is struggling to read something and he pulls out a pair of glasses and the WHOLE Justice League turns and looks at him in stunned silence. Lol.

[thatneoncrisis]

oh captain my captain would you like to tell us more about your russian girls that make weird choices

Kozia Anastasiya "Nastya" Amvrosyevna and her younger sister Kozia Renata "Wren" Amvrosyevna [names are written last name/first name/patronymic here] two Russian-Polish immigrants living in a made up city in the fictional year of 2009 but its a fake 2009 i made up so im not beholden to historical accuracy and so i can do random scifi shit when i feel like. the main gimmick being they are locked in a never ending cycle of being dealt a bad hand, fallout, resentment which then escalates to biblical murder. then they come back and do it all over again

They immigrated to america when nastya was 10 and wren was 3 with their mother, their father is missing presumed dead. four years later their mom passed from an nonspecific ongoing degenerative illness and the two girls get sent to different foster homes, with wren actually getting adopted. when nastya is like 23 shes finally able to track her sister down and much to everyones surprise, she decides to leave her foster family and move in with her sister. present day nastya is 26 her sister is 19 and still a senior in highschool

wren suffers from that specific sort of apathy really smart kids get where they just assume school is so dumb trying is stupid so she got held back and is at risk of being kicked out. which sucks because this is a really Nice school with Smart kids and she could just like a fucking doctor if she wants. but NO she just has a bunch of hobbies she cycles through when she ditches and spends a good chunk of time hiding the fact shes on academic probation from her sister whos working insane hours to keep her in that fucking school

nastya has two full time jobs UPS package handler and not throttling her sister until her eyes pop. in her heart of hearts she wants wren to have good things in life, and to be able to give them to her. she wants to take her out to eat and on vacations and to the movies and buy all the hideous fucking clothes she likes. and then it cuts to her standing there while she listens to another voicemail from the school about wren skipping and she needs to pace outside in circles in the snow about it

[nightbutterfly09]

I saw this on my page, and I was like, I must deliver. This is such a good ideaaa 😭

(Im working on three different fanfics, save me TvT)

Thank you @keyhai 🩷

// I also paid attention to your comment under the post //

How cute~

When Sae arrived at his new home at thirteen the new school, the dorm building seemed huge. Heck, the whole of Spain seemed monumental compared to Kanagawa. The prefecture he knew so well. He couldn't exactly comprehend how he’d be studying, living and practicing here. 

It was hard at first. Getting to know his age group, his new teammates who were all a little older than him. Sometimes he was close to giving up. Occasionally his Spanish teacher had to consol the little boy. That old man was his only hope. The only parent-figure he could keep in touch with. 

The only person who could understand him. Without that stupid language barrier he learned to hate.

All the bullying he received as a child. Just because he is younger and japanese. He learned how cruel the world is.

Everything changed when he saw a taller girl rush across the hallway. A football and a sports bag in hand. Sae scoffed. “She must be late for practice… slacker” or so he thought.

A sense of familiarity hit him. Clueless why. He definitely hasn't seen you in school, nor at the dorms. What he did know, was that she seemed to be much older.

A week later the Re Al football teams got together to say bye to a retiring coach. Sae has learned that it's a custom to show up to the retirement party for everyone who plays in the club regardless of age, time spent there, or whether or not they knew the person in question.

For Sae Coach Emiliano said nothing. He didn't know him, nor did he hear about the old man. Ever. Each group dressed in their respective jerseys gathered around the man. Sae didn't understand how could people adore this Emiliano, if he has never ever heard his name before. Surely if he was an important figure he’d know.

“Do you want some cookies?” A girl looked down at him. Not much taller, just, maybe a tiny bit. Fine, who is he kidding. She was towering over him. 

He saw how you looked at him. It was a gentle gaze. Not one he is used to. He had no idea what you just said. He understood that you asked him if he wanted something. It was above him to know the word cookie. 

“Yo! Y/N El idiota no tiene idea de lo que estás diciendo! El es japones.” //Yo! Y/N The idiot has no idea what you're saying! He's Japanese.// A guy around your age shouted. He didn't need to understand everything to hear the mean tone in between. He was totally looking down on him. Like everyone. “Oh, sorry, then do you know english?” You smiled.

You smiled. 

Smile?

That guy just told you how he is an idiot and all that. But instead of the usual racism and downgrading, you smiled. At him.

He felt his heart skip a beat. His eyes met yours and they lingered for a while. He saw that you were getting nervous by just staring at each other so he quickly had to say something. “Not the best.. but I know more.”

“That's wonderful! Don't listen to Rodrigo, he doesn't know what he’s talking about. One time, he slammed the ball into the coach’s head- “ you laughed. “He got punished for 3 weeks straight.” 

Your laughter struck a chord within his heart. What was this feeling? He didn't mind being with you even if you were speaking way too fast. He did understand what you found funny though.

Maybe there is a hint of light within the world.

~~~~~~~~

Days passed. You two got closer. Started meeting more due to your training regimen changing. The girls team played at the same time with his team, just across from them. 

With his translator in tow they finally arrived to the court. It was time for practice to start.

His eyes occasionally drifted to the other team. You were captivating. You mainly passed the ball around. You also looked to be a midfielder. 

He hates that position. He wanted to be a striker all along. Hell, even his promise with Rin is about being a striker, but the coach thought this would suit him best. “I’ll show him, I can be a stiker if I want to, I’ll hog all the goals” or so he thought. 

But as he watched you play maybe it wasn't that bad. Maybe passing it around, knowing who is in the best position is maybe more attractive than taking all the glory.

Plus, a striker has to be loved by all. Which he isn't. Or so he's told. “Sae! Coach wants you guys to watch the girls play. They have a training match in 20 minutes!” His translator informed. He nodded and went to the other court. Not that he wasn't already looking at you.

Throughout the whole match you were captivating. Not only for him but many of his teammates found themselves focusing on you.

That was how he fell in love- With the midfielder position. naturally..

~~~~~~

Days of knowing each other became weeks. Later became months. Even years. Years of staying in contact. 

Just like how silent stares, occasional greetings, shared laughs, smiles, nods at each other made your relationship somewhat questionable.

These stolen moments eventually became stolen kisses. They lasted for a moment in public, but when you started going on dates, sharing food and all of the above it all became clear to Sae.

He fell in love. With his senior.

“This is a joke Y/N” he sighed tiredly as you tried feeding him like a little boy. “Come on! Don't be a party pooper, come, say aah~” 

“I am not a child dumbass!” he scoffed and grabbed the fork. “Eat” as he nudged it towards you.

“Oh come on, you are shorter! You can't feed me!!” What logic even is that… not that it mattered. When you were with each other, making sense wasn't always important. Or so he learned.

“Just was. You live in the past mi vida” he flirted. True, as the years passed he became more attractive. You started looking at him differently. Eventually he was more than a younger student. Someone you should help and support. He became someone you could find solace in. “I do not-” but as you opened your mouth the cake found its way to it. 

It was yummy. The fruits and the cream balanced each other so well. Wasn't too sweet, but not too sour.

He saw how much you liked it and couldn't help but also take a bite. From the same fork. /Indirect kiss- your brain interrupted the moment/

“You know, I used to hate Spain. The language, the city, the people, even soccer for a while.. but maybe it's not so bad afterall.” “Think of it this way, if you weren't here, you’d never know me” you grinned. 

“True, although… sometimes I think that’d be less troublesome” “Stop being mean!!!” You whined.

He chuckled. “Come on, eat the rest of this�� he said as he pushed the plate closer to you. “Only if I can feed you!” “No” “Come on! Just one bite!!” You squint your eyes in a pout.

“Fine, but only because I’ll never hear the end of it otherwise.” he blushed and sighed. 

He bit down the fork you placed to his mouth and slowly leaned back. “How cute~” he blushed. But it's whatever. Your giggle meant more to him than stupid cake. “I am not 13 anymore Y/N.” He retorted and looked down at the cake.

You took a bite from the cookie on the side. Galleta. It was pretty funny to him. You probably didn't ponder about this. Nor did you remember your first question towards him. But to him, that sentence was life changing.

…Well not the cookies, but you get the point.

Coming to Spain was worth it. The hours of studying was worth it. Interacting with others was worth it. Saying bye to his childish self, was worth it.

That's how Spanish lessons became important. How feelings crept up within him. How he learned about others. And about himself. How he fell more in love with soccer. Maybe at the end of the day, the language barrier has one tiny advantage. Maybe being “special” or out of place within a country isn't always so terrible.

The world may have changed at 13. But change, isn't always a synonym for bad.

[ryololart]

part 2 ig (heavy self projection)

You just get home from your long long shift as a waitress. 12 hours to be exact.

Money has been tight lately, your boyfriend tries to pay your rent but you want to keep some semblance of independence. Not that him paying your rent takes away anything from you, but you want to prove that you can do this yourself. Money had always been a tough topic for you. Growing up and never having enough made you resilient but also very tired. You were always hustling, always doing anything to save a quick buck. It was a tough subject for you, especially when he was so good to you, always doing whatever you asked, taking his money felt like taking advantage of him.

The day had been long, rude older people, needy younger people, kids throwing shit off the tables. By the end of the day every customer's face has morphed into one giant monster of frustration in your head. Then you go to count your tips and realized you are only just gonna get by this month. As well as you got ketchup on your already stained work shirt.

You get in your car and just have a little cry. A few tears cascading down your cheeks as you try to find a radio station that suits the mood. Everything is just romance music, yearning and longing. Of course your sweet sweet boyfriend is over seas working his job. It nearly brings you to painfully sobbing.

When you get home you don't even notice the boots by the door, or the coat hanging up besides yours. You don't notice the pans in the sink or the dinner left for you at the table. You don't notice anything until you hear the TV on in the living room. Even then all you can think is the power bill raising because you must have left it on.

You march in their grab the remote and turn it off, grumbling about money.

"Baby?" A voice from behind says. Your heart nearly jumps out of your chest as you shriek and whipped around. You raise the remote up to defend yourself to see Simon with his hands up and wide eyed. It is like someone told him he was a bad dog and sent him outside. If he had floppy ears or a tail they would be pinned back and between his legs.

"Oh my god," You release a tightly held breath. "Simon." Leaving the remote on the coffee table you rush into his arms. His paw-like hands hold onto your waist but you can feel them hesitate and shake. You must have scared him so badly. You slammed the door, marched through the house mumbling curses, and then stormed in turning the TV off complaining about money. He must feel so awful.

"Oh baby," You coo, taking his face into your hands. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were home." Like a dog scared into submission, he pouts a little pressing a kiss to your lips, then your cheek, and then your neck. Her own dog used to do this when he got yelled at, try to appease but showing his stomach and licking his lips.

You shake your head, tilting back his jaw to face you and kiss him hard. "Stop Simon. I'm just happy you are home. I had a long day at work and I was angry at that, never at you baby. Tell me you understand."

His grey eyes look back into yours, conflicted.

"Tell me Si," You repeat, narrowing your eyebrows.

"I understand," He sighs, learning down to rest his head on your shoulder. "I'm sorry, love. I just missed you."

Like a good dog, he follows you around as you tidy up the house and head to bed. No dog house for him tonight, not ever again.

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Guys i wasn't gonna part this BUT I LITERALLY HAD THE WORSRT SHIFT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I often think about how Simon loves like a dog.

He has been hurt so many times, learn to gnash his teeth before committing to the final action of biting. He doesnt mean to hurt you but when he has been slapped for wanting to go inside, out of the freezing rain, the warm cozy home you offer is gonna put him off rather than welcoming him in.

Overtime he learns that there are such thing as kind hands, even if his own paws don’t fall into that category. You know how scared he is when he touches you because they shake and clamp down like you are going to leave. He loves you like a dog, willing to sit outside your door.

[kyoodledoodle]

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

WAH BA BA BAAAAAAAA

ITS KYOODLE HEADCANNONS TIMEEE!!! FANTASY HIGH EDITION!!!

general

Height order from tallest to shortest: Gorgug, Fabian, Adaine, Kristen, Fig, Riz

the van has seatbelts, but they go unused by everyone except Adaine, Gorgug, and Gilear

the bad kids all have matching I <3 vice principal Gilear hats. Fabian never wears it. Riz, Kristen, Adaine, and Gorgug ironically wear it. Fig unironically wears it all the time.

Fig

short queen (5’3)

Always has a certain intimidating aura of chaos

so does Riz

she has hypoglycemia, and since she and the bad kids are running around so much, she forgets to eat a lot and gets hypoglycemic; but it’s enough that everyone else just recognizes it and someone always has a pack of ritz crackers or a juice box or something for her

Has a little tiefling tail, and she has piercings and rings on it that are very jingly when she swishes it around as she walks

Bc she grew into her horns at a later age, I think up till then she looked completely elven, but when the horns came in the red skin also started forming a bit like vitiligo; its spotted around her eyes and across her nose, down her back and shoulders, and down her legs a bit

relating to the above, her right eye is fully red, but her left one has partial heterochromia w/ red and brown

kinda just, bites people sometimes

Riz

Riz climbs on people all the time, so more often than not he can be spotted just on people’s shoulders

he’s far-sighted but I very begrudgingly wears his glasses bc they make his big yellow goblin eyes look absolutely massive

he’s bits his nails and lips and whatnot, so he started carrying around a ton of fidgets, but now everyone (especially Adaine and Gorgug) borrow them when they want (Fig doesn’t borrow she just takes)

He gets a little mustache like Pok’s that grows in eventually

incredibly tense. Just all the time.

also kinda just bites people sometimes

Kristen

Kristen always wears sunglasses; everyone thinks she does it to look cool but she just has sensitive eyes

after freshman year she cropped and cut off the sleeves of nearly all her tie dye shirts

hair has light streaks in it from her chosen-by-Helio stuff

gives the best hugs in the group

Fully convinced she’s the best cook in the group (she isn’t, it’s Gorgug and it shows)

Despite her magic healing skills, she has a strange amount of knowledge on the human body, but not necessarily about healing stuff. I think she picked up a ton from summer camps where she often found herself with younger kids showing them how to splint broken fingers and help poison ivy and how wounds heal when she had to bandage a cut knee

One of the bad kids: oww I hit my funny bone Kristen: oh you hit your ulnar nerve Bad kid: my what

i think she goes so far as to take like, college level anatomy quizzes just for fun, and if she’s stuck she has someone model for her so she can poke around them to jog her memory

After dying to the great unicorn, sometimes her heart just kinda- stops?? And she just freezes until someone clocks her in the chest. One time Gorgug hit her with the flat of his axe to restart it and sent her absolutely flying out the back of the van

Fabian

Sophomore year, after he got more in touch with his elven roots, he got his ears pierced and wears a lot of traditionally elven earrings and other jewelry

crochets and knits

on the above note, if any other of the bad kids clothes end up in his hands, they are more often than not returned back to them with any damage mended with expensive silk thread

has come up with silly nicknames (like the ball) for everyone in the group but just doesn’t ever use them

Is so unbelievably tense whenever he’s not in battle

Adaine

Sophomore year she realized she hadn’t gotten a haircut in a while, so Kristen volunteered to give her one, but Kristen instantly screwed up, so she settled for a shaggy, wolf cut sort of thing (and ended up keeping it bc the liked it)

when she gets visions she just straight up blacks out, and depending on how long they last, she kinda just passes out for a sec; everyone was super worried when she first started getting visions, but now if she just blacks out and collapses someone always catches her on instinct (except Riz bc he’s a little guy)

balance is shit

As she does more oracle stuff, some light streaks become more prominent in her hair

not a morning person; wake her up before 7 and she’ll walk into the wall she’s so groggy. Occasionally she’s tripped down the tower stairs when she wakes up early for school more than once Jawbone has had to just- drag her off the floor to get breakfast

after sophomore year, she realizes that she’s like, a solid 4-5 inches taller than Aelwyn and never lets her live it down

Gorgug

Fig convinced him to dye his white streaks blue for a period of time

headphones are so insanely beat up and everyone tries to get him new ones but he refuses; same with like, most of his clothes too

he needs braces for his tusks but he didn’t mention it to anyone bc he felt home his tusks already drew enough attention to him

Also sings for Fig And The Cig Figs

when he and Fig are practicing singing together everyone just crowds behind the door to listen bc they sound so good doing duets

Other characters

Aelwyn didn’t quite fully recover from calethriel tower, and she has chronic fatigue and uses a cane sometimes (upon Adaines insistence)

When Adaine was born Aelwyn was super clingy and wanted to hold her and play with her at every given moment

before the school pressure started from their parents, Aelwyn was a rough playtime kid- like I think when she was like 5 and Adaine was like 3 she used to just pick her up and fully body slam her

I fully believe that in another universe Aelwyn could’ve been a martial fighter (def not saying this bc I love the dynamic of siblings where one uses magic and the other uses fists)

Ragh sooooo needs glasses but he just thinks not being able to read teachers writing on boards is completely normal

the bad kids got Ragh an actual pet lobster for his birthday and he immediately fell in love with it and named it Monster (Monster the Lobster)

Tracker sometimes instinctively does big ole puppy eyes at Kristen for attention but she gets embarrassed when she points it out. Jawbone also does this with Sandra Lynn but he fully knows and doesn’t care.

[fancyfeathers]

Dick’s darling was 100% hoping that Dick’s lover boy thing was just a weird act for the capital, only to be left alone with him to realize that it definitely wasn’t an act and he’s actually worse in private because he can do a lot more when there’s no cameras on them. Like, she thought maybe the him feeding her thing was just something for the cameras, but nope, in private he definitely pulls her onto his lap and feeds her himself. And for someone so privileged and from the capital, he’s surprisingly strong despite technically never having to do anything for himself. Definitely a lot stronger than her. That’s how he can pick her up and make her shower or bath with him or keep her in the bed with him. It probably only got worse when they got married and moved in together because now she doesn’t get a second to herself and now he’s not only really clingy, but everyone is bothering them about kids and stuff and telling them how perfect their kids are gonna be. (Bruce’s darling is getting flashbacks because all of this reminds her of when she was younger and was forced to be with Bruce)

Yandere!Batfam Hunger Games AU

After the games, she thought she would maybe see him once or twice a year, but no, she'll see him every single day of their lives. He is already handsy in public, like in any interviews he would have, his darling is sitting right beside him, At any parties he has to go to, he has her on his arm, showing off her in a little pink dress with a heavy petticoat, it does not matter if she wants to be there or not, he wants her there.

But you know how Katniss' dress at the end of the first book had padding to make her look healthier instead of surgically modifiying her, almost all of his darling's dresses are the same, because in the districts most of everyone is malnurshied and she is no exeption. He watches her eat every meal to make sure she is actually eatting, then shove more down her throat when she is done, pastries that she would never be able to afford, handmade choclates, salted carmels, choclate covered strawberries. It is cute when it is in public, Dick feeding her a macaroon off his plate at a party, her taking cute little kitten bites out of his hand, but in private it sometimes gets to the point where she gets sick, throwing everything up and is back at square one.

He is definitely strong enough to move her around as he needs, but most of the time he does not need to because she is terrified of the Capitol, she could disobey and then the next morning her parents could be shot. She cannot run away because there is almost always a peacekeeper nearby, she is stuck where she is for the rest of her life, she just has to try to tell herself that it is not so bad when he pulls off her dress after another party. She just does not know how all the other victors pity her, all of their lives are horrible, but her life is one of the worst, because they at least have some sembelence of privacy in their own homes, able to make most of their own choices, but she is not even able to walk to another room in her own house without being asked what she is doing.

[yall-send-help]

my idea for a reverse robins au:

it start with maps. she’s been playing d&d for a while when she sees batman fighting crime in gotham. she thinks it’s so cool and, between him and one of her d&d characters, gets inspired. she makes a costume and starts going out at night.

batman sees her and every time she goes out, he tells her to stop. this goes on for quite some time until batman sees how tenacious and stubborn she is and reluctantly agrees that she has some potential and finally agrees to teach her just so she won’t die

damian comes along after maps has been robin for a while (this only works if maps and damian have a few year age gap). maps has been working with batman for a while when a strange kid holds a sword up to her throat and threatens to kill her. she may not know batman’s identity, but she knows enough to know that the kid is his (she’s not an idiot, and she’s a founding member of the detective club at her school. she was bound to notice a thing or two)

she’s at a point in her life where the rest of her friends have either graduated or are graduating that year alongside her. there’s talks of college and the future and honestly, maps isn’t entirely sure that she wants to keep fighting crime. it was fun while it was still new and fresh and she could feel a rush whenever she punched a criminal, but it’s been a while, and she had been debating it for so long that by the time damian shows up, she knows what she should do

after taking some time to bond, she passes the robin mantle to damian, telling him to keep it safe and to do right by it and when he asks what if she wants to still fight crime sometime in the future, she just says that she has plenty of other d&d characters to base a vigilante persona on

when damian’s robin, some random girl starts showing up, calling herself batgirl. unlike maps, batgirl isn’t as easygoing or technical. she’s brash, willing to speak her mind even if it gets her in trouble, and prefers to beat people using her fist rather than her wits. damian likes her. bruce does not

but it’s fine, it doesn’t really matters what bruce wants, bc steph is still batgirl and doesn’t ever plan on stopping. she and damian get closer, much closer than he and maps had been, and she keeps telling him that it’s ok to act like a kid sometimes and keeps getting him to do kid things, and sometimes it’s annoying, but he also wonders if that’s what it’s like to have a younger sibling, if how he views steph is like how maps views him. he hopes so

that is, until he dies

steph, mourning, decides to become robin. she doesn’t do a good job of it — as batman likes to constantly remind her — but she still enjoys it. she knows that batman would prefer if no one was robin, not after the last one died, but he doesn’t get a choice in the matter bc steph is already robin and now there’s nothing her can do about it so he can suck it

one night, she meets a boy named tim. he’s kinda shy and says that he’s parents left for the weekend on some boring business thing he had no interest in and was bored. they talk.

they keep talking. almost every time steph is on patrol, she runs into tim. it becomes a habit, even when his parents are still in town. batman doesn’t like it, but again, he doesn’t get a say so he can suck it

and then steph screws up majorly, and in her need to prove herself, she screws up even worse. so badly that she dies, too

tim becomes robin next. he’s more like maps than the other two robins had been, and is more supportive of batman in his time of grief. he’s firm, yet caring, and learns quickly. it’s enough that bruce, mourning two different children, starts to come a bit out of that dark place he was stuck in for so long. it helps that batman doesn’t have some kind of weird disapproval of him

maps had even come back to gotham for a bit, but when she sees that tim has done more to help batman than she ever could, she leaves knowing that he’s in good hands

right when bruce starts to overcome his crushing grief, damian comes back. it’s a miracle and a tragedy bc he comes back, finds out that stephanie had been robin directly after him, and instead of being mad about that, he’s mad that she was fired and died as a result

robin was supposed to be redemption, and instead served to be a mass grave, and damian would be damned if he let that have collect anymore bodies

he sticks around and helps to train tim, and when he’s not doing that, he going to school to become a doctor or hanging with maps to come up with his own new vigilante identity and is shocked by how many ideas she has

after a couple of years, steph comes back. apparently she had given birth while “dead,” but no one cares about that more than they do that she’s alive. she becomes spoiler, a free agent who doesn’t have to listen to anyone’s rules and can do her own thing. she likes it better that way

after tim’s parents die, bruce adopts him. he thinks that it solidifies his place in the family and feels at peace and at home

one day, bruce comes home with a new kid named jason. apparently, he had tried to steal the tires off the batmobile, a feat so impressive that everyone’s jaw drops when they hear it. tim finds out from alfred that he’s no longer robin. feeling unappreciated, lies to, and conned, he runs away and becomes red robin

jason doesn’t know why tim had left, and even bruce seems a bit perplexed by the whole thing, thinking that everything between them was pretty alright at the time, but he’s robin now so that’s kinda cool

oh, who is he kidding, it’s the coolest thing ever! he gets to help people all the time now instead of occasionally and only when he knows that he won’t get injured too badly. bruce is cool, too, and has even adopted him! damian is his new older brother now, apparently, who always tries to treat jason nicely even if there’s some kind of lingering tension between him and bruce

that time kid is also jason’s older brother, supposedly, but jason hasn’t seen him since he moved into the wayne manor so he’s not sure if that really matters or not

eventually, this new girl shows up and is so badass that even jason can’t pretend to be unimpressed. steph takes her under her wing, and for the first time in years, there’s a new batgirl roaming the streets of gotham, kicking more ass than jason and bruce combined

and then, jason dies. bruce is yet again stuck in a whirlwind of grief, pushing aside this entire, fractured support system he has created for himself

that is, until one day, in a moment of desperation, alfred buys bruce tickets to the circus. he goes, unaware that tim is also in the audience and jason is hanging around someone on the circus grounds, and watches a pair of acrobats fall to their death

dick comes home with him. dick is a ball of anger and sunshine and grief and joy and all the complicated emotions that middle schoolers have when they watch their parents die.

when bruce offers the mantle of robin to dick as a peace offering do this kid will stop going out on the streets of gotham at night (bruce has seen this film before with maps and he’d rather fast forward through this part), he gets confused why dick starts breaking down into uncontrollable and unstoppable tears

dick starts asking everyone how the name robin came to be, demanding an answer out of everyone that no one can give him

that is, until he finally meets maps

maps sits him down and explains how when she was younger, she went to the circus and saw this man preform a trapeze act in bright colors, and how afterwards, she saw the man talk to a lady who’s bump just started showing about excited they were for their little baby robin to be born

[alexanderlightweight]

this is literally just malec fic ideas and verse bullshit - lumine

I was writing the beginning of this new verse for a prompt and it reminded me of another idea that i'd dreamt of briefly during last years brain fog.

Colosseum (and primarily active only) shadowhunter style but it's also basically tied with the whole mating runs trope. which I think I have a prompt from someone about gladiator style shadowhunters fights so like.... I could fill that with this idea I think. it's just courting gladiator style instead.

basically when you hit a certain age, you get sent in rotation to the colloseum because 1) its good training 2) its a good way to connect all the younger active duty Shadowhunters who normally are stuck at their respective Institute 3) allows for the mingling of bloodlines and testing of chemistry

once you reach a certain rank/essential work you only have to go for like, events or if you're specifically called out (because they fight for the right to court as a part of this whole thing)

alec is so far unbeatable. not necessarily because he's better than the rest but the sheer rage and energy of 'i'm not marrying you. perish or die' kind of make it hard for anyone to hold up well against him.

yes Alec knows that both of those options are unreasonable.

he doesn't care.

you expect reason out of him when he keeps having to fight off shadowhunter women looking for strong/lineage/good position/really good with kids-handsome, who want to have sex with him?

like they want to marry him but that's not the only bad part. the worst part is the sex okay. Alec knows exactly what those kind of shadowhunters are here for and it's to have babies. they're looking for a stud but they want a competent one, hence the fights.

technically by the rules of the colloseum Alec could fight a guy and propose that way completely legally but he uh.... there is no one he wants to fight in Idris. like he sometimes subs in for shadowhunters who don't want to risk losing and are too outmatched by their opponent. typically that because of politics or family dynamics they don't say no to the whole fighting mating dance.

and sometimes in a daze the Shadowhunters Alec beats are just like 'oh wow' and Alec is just like looking down at their prone forms, the match already called 'stomps their face and hopes he did enough damage that they forget the last five minutes' (he's gotten really accurate over the years okay. at some point it's mentioned that Simon needs to forget the last few minutes and alec's just like 'oh I can handle that' and everyone is just like "NO ALEC HES A MUNDANE'

Alec: well.... it still would have handled it

--

anyway so yeah alec does not need more suitors. even if one or two are the gender he actually likes

he has standards

currently nephilim are not up to his standards and since broadening his horizon (he didn't broaden shit. its just that Magnus is the skyline) he realized that Magnus is not just up to his standards but was in fact the blueprint and mold for those standards.

magnus finding out that even though the entire shadowworld knows they're together, Alec is still getting courtship fight requests.

Magnus: I see, I see. so first i'm going to nearly kill every single one of your opponents in your name, then i'm going to fight you and personally ensure that every single nephilim in attendance witnesses your submission when I win.

Alec who is absolutely tired of the colosseum and clave bullshit: k, wake me up when it's my turn to lose. I need a nap.

i like to ramble about verses and fic ideas I have no idea if anyone is interested but sometimes this stuff will pop up lol. also questions and asks about fics and verses are always welcomed, they're a lot of fun to answer

lumine

[trix-or-treatz]

Realized I never shared my fankid here. This is Maeko! She's Ace and Yamato's daughter :)

Ramblings about her under the cut bc I don't want to have a long ass post

Spoilers for marineford and wano

Maeko (she/her)

The daughter of Ace and Yamato, born from a one night stand the day the two met.

Ace doesn't know about her at first

She's raised (and to the best of his ability, kept hidden from Kaido) on Onigashima by Yamato

Bonus third dad (Deuce)

In an Ace Lives AU:

Ace + Deuce join the Strawhats in Wano to help fight

He goes to Onigashima early to fetch his boyfriend, reunites with Yamato and is introduced to his daughter (now ~3ish)

He would freak tf out about this, sorry Ace

Ace worries about people finding out she's his and trying to kill her, too

He loves her so much but it's just generally very stressful (he never intended to have a kid in the first place)

Ace gifts her his red and white bracelet

In a canon compliant, Ace dies AU:

Luffy meets Yamato and Maeko during the raid on Onigashima, and can't believe this is Ace's daughter in front of him

Deuce is still there because I say he is, he's the one to gift her Ace's old red and white bracelet

Any version,

Everyone agrees they have to keep her heritage as secret as possible, for her safety (and also Yamato's, a bit)

Luffy and Sabo love their niece more than words, and would do anything for her

All of the Strawhats and the Akazaya get Aunt/Uncle titles

This little girl has the biggest, greatest found family once she gets away from Onigashima <3

She becomes fast friends with Momo despite being 5 years younger than him, and his new adult body doesn't phase her even a little- the only difference now is he can reach the sweets that Kin'emon puts up on a high shelf when he says she's had enough.

[new-proship-polls]

Greg Heffley/Rodrick Heffley (Heffleycest)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Age Gap - Underage - Incest - Abusive

Propaganda under the cut

typical abusive/protective older brother x bratty younger one, ya can't not love it ,:3

rodrick is really touchy with greg. you could argue it's bullying, and it is, but he's also just weird about it. likes to keep photos of him in embarrassing situations. takes pictures while he sleeps. a bit obsessive/possessive, too. if anyone else touches his brother he's pissed; he wanted greg to, and I quote, "break up" with his best friend rowley one time. rodrick is super jealous of them for whatever reason.

greg thinks rodrick is disgusting, but he subconsciously respects him/trusts him/yearns for his approval, and will do a lot of things in order to gain it. tells him all his secrets as if he's not gonna turn around and spill the beans the next day. clings onto him when he's scared. is willing to do favors even when he knows he's not going to get anything in return. sassy pants.

they totally bang in that van I'm sorry

[enchantedsword]

aus id like to do but refuse to touch until at least two of the others are finished also for most of these this is all i got

rwby au: more mk centered with him taking ruby rose's place and with wukong basically haunting the narrative summer rose style, gold eyes replacing silver eyes, theyre both faunus(well most of the cast would be faunus technically)

hunger games au: wukong volunteering in place of mk. or mentor wukong and mk volunteering in place of bai he. or second one but wukong is mentor and parent, macaque is also parent but probably dead or presumed dead cause mcs arent aloud to have both in this series, not district 12 or at least not book district 12, edit because i thought of something even worse: both bai he and mk are chosen(one boy one girl) and both are wukongs kids hes a previous victor and so was macaque, they are a "family of victors" and wukong is about to start hell to save his kids

new but old(name pending): mk couldnt stop wukongs sacrifice to the pillar and the world is reborn but broken and not totally a clean slate and something something history repeats but no it doesnt, mk and and wukong switch places...kinda

nani and lilo au(no name yet): not a lilo and stitch au exactly but wukong and mk in a similar situation as nani and lilo, aka struggling older sibling trying desperately to keep custody of their younger sibling

apothecary dairies au: okay so not really, its more like to keep wukong under control hes forced to become one of the jade emperors high ranking concubines(think one of the 4 major ones like AD) his powers are kept under seals so he cant fight back or escape, only his passive powers usable(eyes, astral projection, shield), lots of drama, maybe a rescue mission staged by the crew whether by accident or on purpose who knows, maybe an oc baby(he is unfortunately still a concubine).

apothecary dairies au part 2: expanding on one post i did a a little bit ago, ancient china, no powers but still demons, princess wukong sent to be a mid/low ranking concubine and trying to avoid the emperors interest and macaque proving himself in battle as a warrior to earn the right to ask for a concubine as a "reward"

time travel au: this one still has no plot yet :'(, just pilgrims getting to see wukongs life and family in the future and some of the consequences he has to deal with due to jttw decisions (macaque, LDB, circlet stuff, the brotherhood)

[siriusblackdevotee]

Alphirius... sigh [incest, grooming]

okay so, Alphard has a huge inferiority complex thing going on. He has no children, no wife, not even bitches, he's not smart, not magically talented or talented at all, he doesn't even have a strong circle of influence...he's just average. In comparison, Lucretia is married with kids, Orion and Walburga are married with kids, one of them the heir, Cygnus is married with kids, two of them engaged to a Lestrange and a Malfoy. All of them stand out for being so powerful, worthy of respect, rich, intelligent, gorgeous, influence...something!!

like u get my point, Alphard still does have all of those things, still a Black, but compared to his relatives? He doesn't have much to offer.

He's the weakest and kind of the most disappointing Black there is and you can tell from the fights within the family. If Cygnus and Walburga fought, they'd be screaming and yelling at each other for hourrss and by the end of it, they wouldn't even come to an agreement, both so prideful to back down so they just mutually ..forget the argument. But if Alphard fought with any of them? He backs down immediately. He doesn't even bother fighting because to him, there's this unspoken dynamic, he wasn't equal to the others, that's just how it is.

is he the youngest?? I think he is but that adds to it as well. That's the way it's been for him ever since he could remember, like he just would never be taken seriously.

it was fine when he was younger but he's an adult now and it really messes with his self esteem?? He's still a prideful Black!! He needs to feel that power that comes with his family name!! yes he occasionally uses it against muggleborns and some purebloods but that doesn't really mean anything, doesn't feel like it means anything. he's still a Black and all, he's supposed to be superior to them and they don't really matter.

point is. Alphard feels like a total loser. A joke for a Black. Like he doesn't fit in, like he doesn't meet their standards. Inferior!! He always wanted to use his authority or power against another black and actually feel like their equal but never did because he's afraid of the blacklash, he's s coward!!

then we have Sirius, just a boy showing already promising signs to be a good future head of the family, he's praised by Walburga and Orion, the beloved grandson of Acturursomething as much as he'd loathed to admit it, even Cygnus feels slightly provoked by the innocent boy. Sirius was so smart, so young and his witty comebacks were enough to make Lucretia speechless, his accidental magic blowing walls of their place down, such a promising magical prowess, truly a perfect Black if it weren't for his love for 'filth'

Alphard didn't really care much about that, everyone was equally below him, besides other Blacks, so he didn't see any need to punish and scold the boy the way Walburga and Orion seemed to. He just continues to shower Sirius with affection because his interest in muggles didn't really pose a huge problem.

Clearly, Alphard must've done something right because Sirius gets extra clingy around him, wants to be the absolute best, just perfect for him so Alphard can keep being so nice to him. He's holding on tighter because his parents,,, they haven't really been nice to him ever since he became so out spoken. that's why he clung to Alphard, who doesn't seem to think it's an issue the way his parents do!!

and Sirius wants to be so good for Alphard, would do anything to make sure Alphard doesn't dislike him or is tired or bored of him. Besides ignoring his non pureblood friends the way his parents have even begging him to. He can't do that but thankfully, the things Alphard tells him to do have nothing to do with all that.

do I make sense. again Alphard hates confrontation with his family, hates working to feel like he's worth something to them, hates judgement and rejection and all that. But there's Sirius who is practically worshipping him submissive to him just bec he's the only adult that's so nice and sweet to him. Sirius would not have the power to make Alphard feel inferior bc the power imbalance between them...???

It's not even really a sex thing?? Is this a d/s thing?? perchance. Alphard just wants power over a Black and Sirius is veryyy willing.

oml and the sex only comes when Alphard is in these really bad depressive moods, where his self worth is in shambles and in those moments, he gets so mean to Sirius, he can't really control himself but he has to take his anger out some way. But the way he phrases himself as he gets Sirius to take off his clothes, like Sirius was helping him, how special he is for being the only one that could make him feel better, that Sirius was doing something so good and nice for Alphard that by the end of it, Sirius is convinced he's helped Alphard because he seemed so calm and happy afterwards, even if Sirius felt uncomfortable and scared through it.

These depressive moods happen occasionally, and most of the times Alphard is just very sweet to him!! He'd even send Sirius pocket money when his own parents absolutely refused as a punishment for a silly thing. He'd even buy Sirius his favorite food, that one new broom, some muggle trinkets here and there. So Alphard can't be a bad person!! The secret things they do don't even hurt!!

that's kind of why Sirius doesn't recognize what Alphard is doing to him as bad bc. To him bad is pain and mean words, neither of which Alphard gives him. He doesn't know Alphard is hurting him lmao.