#the kids are being fluffy

[cauldron-of-oddities]

Ekko making jewelry out of his owl feathers as presents for his 'pretty bird'

May turn into a drabble at some point as I seem terribly prone to that. 

@youmaycallmeyourhighness hope you enjoy these little headcanons.

Jewellery for his pretty bird 

He gets the idea when she's about to turn 13

He’s in half a panic, yeah sure she always seems happy with the gifts he finds for her, but this year has to be special. 

Usually, he would get her some really nice materials to work with or a pretty stone or two. Now, that's not enough. 

He remembers how enamoured she seemed with his feathers and decides to combine the two.

He's a full year ahead of her and so has had his first moult. His mother nabs a feather and gets a bit mushy about her boy growing up. His dad joins in, and Ekko is horribly embarrassed, but he likes people happy, especially his family and friends, so, ok, yeah, he can deal with his parents cooing over him. 

"Such a handsome boy you are”

His father teased him, soon he'd fly the nest, and he'd charm all the girls with that pretty plumage. 

“Hush you, there's only one girl.”

"Mom! She's my friend”

“You didn't need to ask who we meant, though.” his father chortled. 

When she comes by Benzo's shop to ask for some replacement parts for the taps. He's busy trying to get a stubborn wing feather out, and his beak is not doing the trick. Her long fingers pluck it out gently. 

Shyly she asks if she can keep it. It's gorgeous and a soft sort of smoothness to it, and she keeps running her fingers over it and against her cheeks, zoning out for a bit as she gets lost in the feeling. So he knows she likes his feathers.

He also knows touch grounds her, so he figures it can be a stress reliever, so something she can fiddle with and keep with her. 

His first attempts at making a piece didn't go well. He breaks multiple feathers. The stem of the feather is definitely not like metal. 

He makes 3 pieces eventually that year.

An earring set with a shiny cog blue beads and a long flight feather for her birthday.

A bracelet with little fluffy feathers, this one is made of string that looks like a mini boa is wrapped around her wrist. Makes it for her first moult. He asks if he can have some of her feathers. 

The third is a necklace. In an echo of the earrings, he alternates some of his smaler feathers and hers alternating with little cogs. This one he has not given yet because the implications are very clear.

He's secretly thrilled that he's with her in some form most of the time. 

She wears the earrings often, and it soon becomes her lucky charm. 

Vi thinks it's adorable and ribs her sister good naturedly. 

Vander just lets out a chuckle “kids” “It suits you, Powder. That's quite the special gift.” Is all he says but does raise his eyebrow at Ekko. 

Mylo teases her mercilessly “Can't be without your knight in shiny feathers, eh?” 

Claggor thinks it's sweet and wonders if he should keep some of his more colourful feathers for the future. 

Mylo stole them once, when she was ignoring him, and as a bit of revenge for the challenge race, she beat him in. He knew it would get a rise out of her. It does so spectacularly. It sends feathers flying. Yeah, it's not pretty. The awkward little Powder has it in her to be a right terrifying hellion.  

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | SKZ-CODE EP. 59 - FALL FIELD DAY

[puppetmaster13u]

What if instead of being batman

Mothman

Would the robins still be robins? Who knows.

Mothman is definitely fluffier and might be seen less often than canon batman but honestly who knows.

I do want to say that the robins are based off of other moths and butterflies whenever they start doing their own thing.

For example Nightwing could be based off of a blue morpho

[marragurl]

Not the first to say it, but damn can’t believe Galladay really went from toxic yaoi to doomed tragic yaoi.

Alright fellow Galladay trash, where’s the modern AU fix-it fics?

I need to see Gallagher single dad with Misha plus their dog/cat Sleepie falling for entertainment company CEO Sunday. Don’t ask me how they met, fuck it, throw in bodyguard AU Gallagher who works part-time at a bar, boom there that’s how they meet, idk I’m making this up on 3 hours of sleep.

You’ve heard of slow burns, now get ready for Galladay blaze it.

They’re speedrunning the relationship from hate -> annoyance -> mild disgruntlement -> weirdly vibing -> ok wow never knew I needed that in my life -> Sunday is way too ok with spoiling Misha -> ok so we got married -> alright we’re dismantling the government now -> Sunday went to jail for 5 minutes for attempting “peaceful” world domination, don’t worry we (Gallagher) forgave him -> Sunday’s stepping down as CEO to run a coffeeshop idk look someone get him some therapy -> Robin is president now while she still goes on tours -> Misha won an engineering competition while this was all going on

Bottom line: Robin is out living her best life while Sunday is in the back somehow having the most insane week of his life. I have no other notes for her here except that she is happy, and successful, and is Sunday’s last remaining brain cell. She and Misha are having some fun Aunt/Nephew bonding times while Galladay are accidentally-on-purpose committing multiple war crimes.

No, we don’t have time to unpack 2.2 and all its trauma, we cope with modern AU :)

[dukeofthomas]

I need people to realize how horrible 'stalking/constant surveillance/breaking into each other's homes is how the Batfamily show love' is. Like i really need someone to just acknowledge how horrific saying this bullshit is.

Like even fics where they're shown as happy and healthy and with good ties, you've always got this thing where none of them have privacy or any boundaries with each other. Which is directly antithetical to actually having good relationships. And this invasion via hacking and stalking and breaking into homes is portrayed as a positive, good thing; it's just how they show love and care to each other, after all. But for some reason I just personally don't find stalking, lack of privacy or boundaries, and emotional manipulation funny, endearing, or healthy, and just end up disgusted at the attempt to sweep it all under the rug.

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

[jaybirdscoffee]

i love how my transition goals have shifted from skinny white twink with fluffy hair to big indigenous grill dad bear. truly a win for gender

[dyinggirldied]

Spoiler alert but the funniest highlight of my 2019 was reading yoojin crashing hyunjae's forced wedding to marie and the whole time i was like "wtf did i get the correct work no wait, did the author change the tag to BL oh my god -"

[knicks-knacks]

Ren got a normal little acorn from a tiny squirrel and loved it so much that he just. carries it around everywhere. in his pocket. because it was so cute that he found it soothing. he had no clue it was even important, it was just a tiny acorn gift. he showed it to Kyoko who immediately also loved it so much that she made an adorable little chain and holder so he could carry it more easily. which he then shows off don't tell me to stop yelling

[mybodyfails]

[bonkobarnes]

cam x becca hc I can’t get out of my head so here u go

- Becca braids Cam’s hair while Cam tells her the importance of it (what little she remembers)

- Cam never learned how to braid it herself, so it’s been years since she wore it like that

- the first time she sees herself in the mirror she gets emotional and she’s not sure why

- Becca thinks Cam looks handsome with her hair braided, and tells her this often

- it just encourages Cam to wear it like that more

- Cam starts to become more intentional about her hair, and Becca becomes one of the only people that can touch it

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | ATE CONCEPT PHOTOS

[weirdocvnt08]

Title: That Moment When You Gotta Use The Toilet In The Middle of The Night But The Air Be Too Cold To Leave Your Warm Bed

Relationship: R!Leonardo/Yuichi Usagi

TW: If this had a rating it’d be PG-13 bc of the cussing & butt touching but it isn’t meant to be sexual & is just these gay middle aged old farts being silly & unserious

Words: Under 700

Author is listening to:

Summary: It’s cold, so it only makes sense to use your spouse as your own personal heater 🙄👐 (I’m sorry if this seems like total crack but I swear this is fluffy and I’m just trying to be humorous </3)

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Leo opened his eyes as he awoke, his body feeling off and after a minute of staring off into space he finally realized that the thing he was feeling was him needing to empty the tank; in cruder words, take a huge fucking piss.

He took in his surroundings and after scanning his eyes around he figured it was some time around midnight with the lack of light seeping into their room and Usagi still cuddling his form instead of being in another position (who could’ve ever thought that even in sleep ADHD continues to do its own hyperactive thing).

He tapped the side of his husband’s face and after a couple taps his eyes shot open and after seeing it was only Leo relaxed his eyes closed again and release a low “mmh” in question.

“I gotta pee.” Was all he told him and Usagi understood as he rolled himself onto his back and took his limbs down with him. Free from his grasp, Leo pulled their blanket back and he immediately regretted the decision when his senses got attacked by the frigid air. Goosebumps simultaneously littering his skin.

“Fuck, never mind” he voiced, not wanting to bear another second out in the cold temperature. He covered his body again and scooted close to Usagi. He then flipped onto his side and wrapped his arms around his neck, snuggling comfortably against him as his body just seemed to radiate such wonderful heat.

He laid there, sleep coming back to him as his eyelids started to droop but no matter how comfortable and warm he is right now that fullness in his bladder was so annoyingly persistent that once his leg started to bounce in urgency he huffed and begrudgingly detached himself, quickly lifting the sheets and getting up from bed before he could even try to talk himself out of it.

After slipping his feet into his fuzzy baby blue slippers he exited the room and made his way to the other side of the house to get the bathroom. With his arms tightly clutched around himself to garner some of his own warmth, he quietly yet quickly walked to his destination but halfway there he had to take a double take when he saw his third oldest child making herself two softball sized onigiri with the leftover rice they had for dinner and spicy tuna filling. In normal circumstances there’s nothing really wrong with what she’s eating but lately Gumi’s been feeling sick in the mornings and it’s because she eats so late in the night and goes back to bed with the food not having been properly digested, thus causing her to experience an annoying case of acid reflux.

She must’ve felt his presence since she hesitantly turned her head around and jolted when she saw him standing a couple feet behind her. She nervously chuckled and attempted with an excuse that she was just prepping them for her to eat in the morning and not now.

He wasn’t buying it, so he told her to put it in the fridge and to go back to bed since she had school the next day. She sighed dramatically; as much as an eleven year old could which was a lot, and wrapped up the last of her onigiri. Before she could put them away though she boldly asked, “Can I at least eat one though?”

“Girl” he reprimanded in English but it didn’t detour her from continuing to try and get him to cave as she gave him her best puppy dog eyes and pouty lip. Not really having the energy nor the time really to stay and continue back and forth with her, he told her she can only have half before putting the rest away and needing to floss and brush her teeth again before going back to her room.

After she flashed him a quick half of a finger heart in appreciation, Leo left to make the rest of the way to the bathroom and finally do his business.

When he exited, Gumi was out by the door waiting for him to finish up so she could use it next, and before retreating back to his room he bent down to hug and wish her good night.

Back in their room, Leo shuffled towards his side of the bed and settled himself back under the covers. It wasn’t as warm as it was when he first got up but he knows just the thing to get him all toasted up again.

Usagi was back to laying on his side facing Leo’s way, making it much easier for him to get really close and wrap and arm over him while his other one slid under Usagi to fully wrap him in an embrace.

He snuggled against Usagi’s warm bare chest and breathed in the comforting scent of his clean skin. Another full feeling started swarming inside of Leo, except this time it was just pure emotion as affection rushed through him at the sleepy sight of his spouse.

Everything else of Leo was getting acclimated to the tepidity surrounding them except for his hands which were freezing cold from washing his hands.

He first warmed up the back of his hands on the center of Usagi’s back which immediately caused him to inhale sharply and jolt from his touch. He groaned tiredly as Leo used his body like some sort of heater then drowsily opened his eyes when he felt Leo’s cold hands travel down underneath his underwear and rest on the cheeks of his butt.

“Don’t wake me up to complain how I farted with your hands still in there ‘cus I never told you to put them there. Just to give you a head up.” Was all he mumbled out as he adjusted his head onto his pillow and sighed as he tried to fall back asleep.

The warning did nothing to pull his hand away and in fact just made Leo give the fairly glutenous globes a playful squeeze.

“I’m just trying to warm my hands up dude. Not my fault your dump truck is like the warmest part of your body.”

“I’m feeling violated and used right now.” He flatly feigned to which Leo only nuzzled his nose onto Usagi’s adam’s apple, jokingly replying in a deep raspy voice “You know you love it baby.”

A firm palm then tried to push Leo’s head away, and Leo only laughed as he dug his face deeper against Usagi’s neck, giving the area a few nips and kisses.

It took about two minutes for heat to absorb into his hands and once Leo felt that he’d stolen enough from Usagi, he ran his hands back up onto the large of his back and trace various random shapes; the most notably of them all being a good amount of small hearts.

Drowsiness soon started to take over Leo’s senses the more comfortable he got. He could feel the way his consciousness slipped in and out of slumber, and the well-known weight of his husband’s arm laying over him and the cozy heat now shared between them aids in quickly lulling him to sleep.

Usagi on the other hand awake with the little consciousness he had left, was thinking about how he needed to go to the store and quickly replace their broken heater with a new one before cold hands and feet being shoved onto the warmest parts of him become a norm in his life once again.

[purbiworl]

WHY IS A TEENAGER DROPPING $800 FOR A FUCKING ADOPTABLE

[sysig]

Having fun, more and more! (Patreon)

[minimooberry]

{ Xavier Aazir di Angelo.* }

pov: you're 19 and don't speak english but ur also an international student from italy and u dont realize that you have to upgrade from a pediatrician so ur sitting in ur lil hospital chair waiting for the guy to come and the hottest man u have ever met walks in and after a few moments of confused silence he asks, in italian, bc of course he knows italian, if you were the patient to which u say yes bc why tf else would you be here and then he laughs (LAUGHS, like omg, and btw it's hot asf because of fucking course it is) and tells you to follow him and he personally helps you get an actual adult doctor and then gives you his number if you need any help bc this isnt humiliating enough that the hottest man youve ever seen can speak ur language is actually also stupidly thoughtful

anyway you marry him in approximately 4 years lol