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Ozzy's frown only grew deeper with each word that came out of Ron's mouth. Every time Ron spoke was another year off of his life, and clearly, his best friend seemed to enjoy that fact. Ozzy chewed the inside of his cheek, clearly vexed with Ron's behaviour, and also trying not to giggle at his so-called "jokes", continued staring impassively at him. But with the way Ron kept laughing, it seemed that's the reaction he expected and wanted. Then, something clicked in Ozzy's head, and decided, maybe he should play a tiny little joke back at him for once. Ozzy's frowning face quickly morphed into a look of shock, and he pointed at something behind Ron. " Oh my god! What is that?! " He yelled out, hoping Ron would turn and look.
Ron had been laying out the jokes tactfully; that last one was kinda weak for sure, but he was gearing up for the real kicker this time and that was something he was super hype about.
But as Ozzy's expression changed, Ron managed to pause his chortling long enough to notice it and tilt his head in confusion at his best friend's outburst.
——— " What? What's up? "
It didn't take much for Ron to entirely fall for it, turning his whole body to try to catch a glimpse at whatever Ozzy was pointing at. But as he looked around, he realized he wasn't sure what he was supposed to be looking for in the first place.
——— " Huh...? I don't see anything... " He trailed off, confusion palpable.
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Hah! Gottem! Ron burst into laughter as soon as he saw Ozzy's expression. Ah, he always had the funniest reactions. Ozzy wasn't laughing, but he should know better than to expect anything serious from him anyway.
He raised up his hands as if saying 'Wait, wait, there's more!' as he tried to stifle his giggles enough to speak.
——— " Okay, okay, isang na lang, one more, I promiseeee-- " He held up one finger, but that was a lie. He had more to go if Ozzy didn't kill him for his crimes first. " Guess why. ...Chicken thigh."
Ozzy turned around in alert hearing his best friend call out for him. What was it, he wondered? Was there was an emergency? He looked at Ron in wonder as he smiled deviously at him, Ozzy's curious expression soon shifting into a face of despondence, a face as if he had just been told Madison had died out at sea, as soon as Ron opened his mouth.
..Admittedly it was a little funny hearing such random and childish words out of the blue, but Ozzy didn't want to laugh and give Ron the satisfaction, so he bit the inside of his lip and stared back at Ron with a deadpan expression, crossing his arms at him. Not saying another word and just staring blankly at him.
#HGFDSDFGFDFG ron vc: noooooo not the silent treatment.... what ever will i do?????? >:)#boos ron off the stage and throws tomatoes at him /j /lh#❤️ ––– ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* 001. IC.#routinestripes
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@routinestripes
——— " Ozzyyyyyy! Ozzy Ozzy Oz Oz!!! " Ron repeated the name like he was poking at his best friend-- Not physically, of course, because germs. " Ozzy, guess what! "
It wasn't a question. Ron paused and grinned like he was trying not to laugh. He literally just learned this from his older sibs, no clue if Ozzy already knew this, but it was new to Ron at least so it got him excited and giddy more than usual. But he held the silence in an attempt to be dramatic. The punchline was equally as 'dramatic' as he leaned in.
——— " Chicken butt. "
#kids being kids;;;;;;; they deserve fluffy fwiendship moments :'3c#❤️ ––– ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* 001. IC.#❤️ ––– ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* 005. Closed Starter.#routinestripes
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Memory loss Sentence Starter
Change what you need. Enjoy.
“ I’m sorry but… who are you? “
“ I can’t remember anything. “
“ There is no memory of anything…”
“ I don’t remember this place. “
“ I can’t remember anyone on this photo. “
“ For how long do we know each other? “
“ What are you to me? “
“ Prove to me that you’re really my girlfriend/boyfriend and not only lying. “
“ No matter how much I try to remember anything, I can’t. “
“ There is no way we are dating/married! “
“ This is the first time I have met you. “
“ This is where I live? “
“ I swear! I’m not pretending! I really can’t remember anything! “
“ Maybe it’s for the better that I can’t remember anything. “
“ Who are you and what are you doing here? “
“ What is going on? “
“ I don’t know what you’re talking about. “
“ No, this doesn’t look familiar to me at all, sorry. “
“ It’s almost as if someone completely wiped out my memories. “
“ I don’t even know who I am. “
“ I feel so lost… “
“ What if I don’t want to remember anything? “
“ Will you help me to remember everything? “
“ Get away from me! I don’t even know you! “
“ You seem to know a lot about me… I guess you’re trustworthy then… “
“ What happened to me? “
“ I don’t know why but something tells me that you’re important to me somehow. “
“ I’m really sorry. “
“ How do I know you’re not lying to take advantage of me right now? “
“ My head is empty of any memory. “
“ I’m sorry that I can’t remember you. “
“ I’m sorry I can’t remember anything. “
“ Can we please start new again? “
“ Will you still stay by my side although I don’t remember you? “
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Send me a ☄
And I will make you a starter using this random dialogue generator.
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Boop my muse’s nose! Send 👉!
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Send 😥 to find my muse with amnesia
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For every 💭 I receive, I will post a head canon about my muse!
BONUS: Specify a topic and I’ll make it about that topic!
For Multi-Muse blogs, please specify muse
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Betrayal Sentence Starters
“I thought we’re friends.”
“Of all the people betraying me in my life, I would have never thought you were one of them.”
“I told you from the very start: trust no one. Not even me.”
“I hope you’re proud of yourself.”
“You’re so stupid. You really thought we’re friends?”
“Good to know how much I really meant to you.”
“I trusted you, I told you everything, I opened up to you - and you betray me?”
“And here I thought I could trust you. I’ve never been so wrong in my life.”
“You. You of all people.”
“After everything we went through together.. “
“We were never friends, it was just something you made up.”
“Why? Why did you do it?”
“You have to understand - it’s nothing personal. Only business.”
“Wait. What do you mean you—?”
“Oh god, you should see your face! You really believed it, didn’t you?”
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The Lonely
“ leave me alone . ” “ please don’t leave me too ! ” “ i’ve lost everything . ” “ but i still have you… right ?” “ there’s nothing here for me now . ” “ please be the reason i stay . ” “ i’m so sorry i screwed all this up . ” “ i’m not going to apologise . ” “ i deserve this . ” “ what did i ever do to deserve this ? ” “ i’m scared . i’m scared of being alone . ” “ you left me behind . ” “ i don’t need you ! i don’t need anyone ! ” “ the worst feeling in the world is everyone glaring at your back , and you’re sat there knowing you can never fix that . ” “ i did what i had to do . ” “ the feeling’s mutual . ” “ and now you’re going to judge me for it . ” “ if you’re my friend , you’ll give me some space ! ” “ friend ? excuse me ? ” “ go on ! leave me behind like everyone else ! that’s easier , right?!”
The Onlooker
“ i’m not leaving you . ” “ bye . ” “ you still have me . ” “ you lost me a long time ago . ” “ i’m here for you . ” “ i want to be the reason you leave . ” “ i forgive you . ” “ i don’t want your apologies . ” “ none of this is your fault . ” “ you’ve done a million things to deserve this . ” “ everyone can get scared in the dark - that’s why you turn on a light . ” “ no , you don’t understand ! ” “ please think about this . ” “ you can still fix this . ” “ i can’t believe you did this . ” “ i’m so disappointed in you . ” “ i’m not like everyone else . ” “ you’re my friend - you’re not making me move for anything . ” “ i couldn’t care less what happens to you now . ” “ leaving you behind is the last thing i’d want to do ! i’m here for you through thick and thin , and you can’t change that ! ”
The Malcontent
“ no, i think i’ll stay . this look rather suits you . ” “ they’re just going to leave you like everyone else . ” “ my, what a mess you’ve made . ” “ not all is lost . i’m still here , ‘friend’ . ” “ you should just leave . no one wants you . ” “ what reason do you have to stick around ? ” “ how tragic that a simple apology isn’t going to fix anything . ” “ you’re right not to apologise . it’s THEM in the wrong , not you . ” “ if you ask my honest opinion, you had this coming . ” “ sometimes the world is cruel and merciless - innocents suffer for no particular reason, and this time round, you are one of them . but why should you be the only one that suffers ? ” “ come with me . i can help you . ” “ they left you for dead . how can you forgive that ? ” “ you’re right , you know . you don’t need any of them . ” “ what if i told you that you could fix this mistake ? ” “ you did it for the greater good . i mean , that’s what all heroes say , right ? ” “ how you’ve fallen . ” “ fools . they couldn’t understand your good intentions so they threw you into the furnace for it . ” “ they don’t deserve you . ” “ they’d leave you given the chance - but they can’t … if you leave them first . ” “ their loyalty is waning . ”
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yet another symbol meme.
SEND AN EMOJI TO:
🤗 - hug my muse.
✋ - give my muse a pat on the head.
💋 - kiss my muse.
💘 - snuggle with my muse.
😞 - have my muse press their head against yours’ chest tiredly.
💤 - fall asleep on my muse.
💦 - have my muse comfort yours as they cry.
😥 - comfort my muse as they cry.
❤️ - pet my muse.
🙌 - shove my muse out of the way.
‼ - have my muse tackle yours.
🤜 - punch my muse.
🤛 - have my muse punch yours.
🗯️ - bite my muse.
💢 - snarl/growl at my muse.
❌ - kick my muse.
💥 - hit my muse while they’re on the ground, injured.
🖤 - attempt to finish off my muse.
💪 - pick up and carry my muse.
🗨️ - verbally praise my muse.
💬 - stare at my muse solemnly.
💧 - pour a bucket of water on my muse’s head.
☂️ - shelter my muse.
🎉 - celebrate with my muse.
🎃 - attempt to scare my muse.
📣 - yell at my muse.
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Make my muse cry
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Send a symbol for our muses to discuss:
😍 love
😴 sleep
😱 fear
😡 anger
😷 illness
💀 death
👻 ghosts
👽 aliens
👶 babies
👊 violence
🙏 prayer
💋 kissing
🍀 luck
🍂 seasons
🌟 stars
⛅️ weather
🍕 food
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Send in "what if" meta questions!
What if ____ never happened? What if ____ did happen? What if they never met ____? What if they were ____? ect!!
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Describe how your Muse feels when they look at my Muse.
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random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
“ i want to be like you. “
“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “
“ what’s the plan here ? “
“ please just … come home. “
“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “
“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “
“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “
“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “
“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “
“ we’re not friends. “
“ so , do you come here often or … ? “
“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “
“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “
“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “
“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “
“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “
“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “
“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “
“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “
“ sing me a song. “
“ did you do this ? “
“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “
“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “
“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “
“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “
“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “
“ why are you leaving ? “
“ admit it … i drive you wild. “
“ you’re so infuriating. “
“ i hate this town. “
“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “
“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “
“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “
“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “
“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “
“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “
“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “
“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “
“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “
“ you are my platonic soulmate. “
“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “
“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “
“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “
“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “
“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “
“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “
“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “
“ … not many people really talk to me … “
“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “
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the haunting of hill house sentence meme.
episode 1 - 3
it’s okay. go back to bed.
you okay? you scared? that’s okay. i get scared too sometimes.
why are you awake?
your big brother must have scared her away. big brothers are good like that.
the big dreams can spill out sometimes.
how long do we have to live here?
do you remember that storm?
i’ve never seen a ghost.
i don’t need to say goodbye.
i need you to call me.
there’s nothing easy about this house.
this door’s been locked for years and years and years and years, so if there’s a pony in there, it’s dead.
i know you don’t need me to tell you this, but literally everything is an emergency with [name].
look, i can’t deal with this right now.
that’s why everybody dumps their shit on me, isn’t it?
where’d you come from?
i’m just kind of a germophobe.
i know you normally prefer the company of cold stiffs.
i mean, she’s sweet enough but - pile of issues.
who’s saying it’s quick? i’m a giver.
you’re like a guy. you’re worse than a guy, you’re like a frat guy.
when i said you could live here, i wasn’t expecting the pussy parade.
i’m drawing boundaries, which is something you might want to look into.
she’s got one foot in crazy and the other on a banana peel.
we gotta get out of here right now.
you keep your eyes closed no matter what you hear. you don’t open them. you promise?
you don’t just get to call me and tell me what to do.
a ghost can be a lot of things: a memory, a daydream, a secret. grief, anger, guilt.
i’ve seen a lot of ghosts. just not the way you think.
this is the worst of the bullshit- worse than the tabloids.
i need to start a real life for my own family.
no one will come any nearer than that.
something tells me they weren’t too scared of the dark.
science isn’t an exact science, you know.
how do you spell ‘no girls allowed’?
i used to have imaginary friends, too. they go away when you get bigger.
thanks. i needed a good scare.
you just stood there and watched him loot me?
i’m going to fix her.
every house needs a heart, and this is ours.
a house is like a person’s body.
when you’re little, you learn how to see things that aren’t there.
i told you, i’m too old for tea parties.
i don’t blame you for screaming.
there’s no such thing as ghosts and you know it.
you can pay me back when you’re a famous writer.
imagine the worst thing possible, assume it’s true, and go from there.
why are you banging on the wall?
i told you she was in trouble.
you know how when you take one of your pictures, you capture something forever, just the way it is? stories do that, too.
when we die, we turn into stories.
we’re all stories in the end.
this is too much for anyone.
codeine’s finally kicking in.
she’s gonna have a pretty messed up view of death coming out of this no matter what.
i’m sad, too. so sad, i can’t even tell you.
i handcuffed him to a radiator downstairs. he’s not going anywhere.
i just wanted to say break a leg - and if you make a run for it, i’ll keep the car running, okay?
you have another nightmare?
you can sleep with me for tonight.
you’re really freaked out, huh? ease up a little.
you’re squeezing too tight.
the stairs - the third step from the top, it makes a sound.
he’s always smiling, but he isn’t happy.
when i was little, i was afraid of a lot of things.
kids like us have been through more than other kids.
the foster care system isn’t the easiest place to grow up.
do you feel cold right there?
this whole house is cold.
you’re out of mustard and you’re almost out of turkey.
you always figure out how to help.
ugh, what is that smell?
i was trying to take ownership of something that doesn’t belong just to me.
i’m trying to do the right thing.
maybe it’s a middle child thing, but i just would rather focus on living my actual life right now.
want to let go of his arm?
you don’t have to be so mean about it.
there’s a ladder down here on the wall. you can come get me.
there’s something down here!
it’s okay, baby, we’re right here.
something grabbed me! monster! it was a monster!
we didn’t know you were into…?
sorry to bring this up again, but why the hell would she go to that house?!
don’t elaborate. don’t offer information that’s not requested.
i don’t want to have to tell them that i’m fucking pissed at [name] who should have known better.
nobody ever believes me.
i believe you.
i was just out and about and thinking about your case.
you just have to trust me on this. i haven’t been wrong before, have i?
i’m sure the guy will confess if you just get them here.
i really, really don’t like that you went down there by yourself.
we’ll talk a lot more about it as you get older.
if you’re feeling overwhelmed and you think nobody will understand, you can talk to me. about anything.
i’m pretty good at secrets.
you got a couple things wrong in there, by the way.
that was really wild stuff considering that you were asleep for, what, like ninety-nine percent of it?
i’m gonna get my fucking phD.
i thought i heard somebody down here.
make up something that’s gonna piss her off less than the truth.
we barely said two words to each other.
can we take a second and talk?
what do people usually talk about?
she just needed help and no one was listening.
so should we talk about your day or would you rather come to bed?
you get in, lock the doors, don’t unlock until you see me come outside.
don’t touch me!
touch me.
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