#the kids are all wrong: ooc

[necrotic-nephilim]

If you want to be bothered. Maybe this for dick and Bruce???

i ALWAYS want to be bothered these are always the highlight of my day tbh you're a delight for letting me just yap <3

Dick. For the canon isn't real square I am Specifically talking about the Tom Taylor Nightwing run. Usually I ignore bad runs but given this one is ongoing (though about to end THANK GOD and get replaced by Dan Watters who i have high hopes for since i adored his Sword of Azrael (2022) run but i digress) so I counted it. Especially since it's so debated if that run is bad or not, for some reason. I'm a 90s Nightwing truther. I love Dick so dearly and tbh recently I've been more enamored with him the more I read his Discowing era, I didn't used to be as big of a Dick stan as I am these days.

Bruce. Honestly where do you even start with Bruce. I want to fist fight him and also patch him up. He got me into comics and superheroes as a whole but I roll my eyes whenever he shows up in a story. He's a bastard and usually not a good father but also complex and should be dissected under a magnifying glass. I love him dearly. He's also just the worst. I think that's why I love him. I'm always a fan of unabashedly Complicated Asshole Bruce who's generally not always the best person, particularly not to the Batfamily and that being the driving force of his relationships with them, especially in shipping.

And for bonus points, Tim. Because know above all else, I'm a Tim Drake kinnie /deg. He's been my number one for a decade and I've yet to uproot him from my brain. He's literally the Worst half the time and I love him for it. And the canon isn't real refers to Tim Drake: Robin because... that sure was a comic. And that's about all I can say about it. Pre-Flashpoint Tim I miss you so dearly. I think it's fun that I want to put him in a blender and drink the juice but also want Nothing Ever to happen to him.

[red40exe]

michael to jeremy: hey this thing you said and did bothered me

jeremy starts overly apologizing and doesn’t let michael speak, unintentionally being a bad listener / feeling too sorry for himself

is my favorite thing ever. 12 yrs of friendship is a lot of weight to carry. whenever someone coined me as their best friend, i could never regard that as anything but a sign of doom. call me jaded. i headcanon michael to truly be extremely unsociable outside of direct interactions that are a must. hes deeply loyal to jeremy to a fault and oh baby the co dependency is bad bad bad!

once Michael becomes aware of it, he’ll hang so far back until he fades into the background. the painful part is watching your friends move on bc that’s just how it happens sometimes. love from afar is a bittersweet thing

[stcries]

the struggle of looking for new fanart of one of your favourite characters, cough doey cough, and then seeing so much sexualised art on twitter and boom, your day is ruined.

[kittycatred]

Hmm... WAIT, RED-

You're able to talk to some of the others on this device, yes? Like Green and Blue? What if you texted them and asked one to go through the portal and find the coordinates of said portal?? Then you could use a compass to find your way back!

(ooc: I'm sure they're VERY available rn-)

hmm well.... that's an...idea...

however, knowing my friends...

if i were to text green right now he'll probably would just say "well MAYBE you should have listened to me !!" or something like that

...which, okay !! fair enough !! but i dont wanna hear that right now !! ugh....

and blue ?? they just got back from minecraft, i highly doubt they'd go back for a rescue mission for me right now, besides....last i heard before they left they had a headache, so the trip probably took too much of a toll on them to come help me anyways...

besides, even if they could....i dont wanna leave without ruben...

we've been through too much, he's always been there and helped save me, so now i have to help save him

[halffootguildofficial]

I heard you referring to kids, do you have children? What’re they up to?

"Ah. Kids. Yeah. I have them. Three of them, actually, but they're all grown up now. There's not much to say about them."

"My oldest by a day is Meijack, and she's most like me. Currently she works doing odd jobs on the first and second floor. She's the one who visits her old man the most. She's dedicated and reliable with a good head on her shoulders, I think. She takes it all as seriously as I do, which is a good thing. She knows exactly what she's getting into."

"My Flertom's young, but she's talented, personable. She found a party that's doing her right and she's been sticking with it for the past two years. Last she told me, they've managed to get to the fourth floor and are looking to get to the fifth this next dungeon run. She's just like her mother."

"And Puckpatti... She's... Well. If you meet her, you'll realise how special she is. She managed to find a group of gnomes who wanted to do a research project on basilisks on the second floor. Apparently they're trying to learn more about their natural behaviour without human interference, their territories, their hunting patterns... the works. She's supposed to trap them, they apply some magic tracking spell, and then they release them and use the spell to collect data on them. If they're lucky, apparently they can start making basilisk venom antidotes using some of the poison they can collect from them."

"It all flies over my head, of course, but she seemed real excited about it when she was telling me about it. If they're successful, her name gets put on some research paper. Weirdest contract Dandan's ever had to negotiate, he told me. Problem is, it's a long term project. She's supposed to be down there for two months. My other two have been doing this for a few years now, but Puck... this is her first expedition, and she's my youngest.. It's only natural that I worry about her."

[countessofwisdom]

I just came up with a wack Twst fanfic idea with SVSSS's isekai concept.

What if MC gets isekai'd to Twisted Wonderland,

not as Yuu/Player,

But as Dire Crowley.

[tragedia]

i won't lie, part of the reason i keep replaying this game is just stuff like this or this.

[eatend]

⸻ maybe I should keep dropping hot takes , maybe i can get perma blocked by Laios wanters. In all seriousness though ! I do have a lot of disagreement with fanon collective hc ╱ view on him.

⇢ laios likes women, laios likes women, laios likes women ⇢ laios has a weird crush on marcille ! ⇢ laios has no trauma that made him dislike humanity, he just is ⇢ laios parents aren't even that bad they were just regular ass parents that needed laios to be normal for ONE second ( dead ass his nightmare is getting a proper job and getting a proper family. ) ⇢ laios was wrong for that toushiro name incident ⇢ his autism / mental illness is not an excuse for his offensive and awful treatment of people's boundaries ⇢ his family were pretty well off, laios is a privilege white man ⇢ he was a shit brother and a terrible friend.

[stormcried]

Good morning babes!! I’m finally awake and I’ll be finishing my drafts in a bit, but I REALLY wanted to knock out some HC’s for drakes main verses that I reallly feel the need to throw down because I really wanted to get across WHY Drake is such an asshole / rude to other people in his Misfits verse because there’s literally a reason why he as an 12 nearly 13 year old is out here disrespecting people and all around has this ‘leave me the fuck alone’ attitude.

[revvnant]

i sit and stew on a post so potent about the victim blaming that goes on in wider fandom headcanons about these characters that goes unnoticed because it's never overt or even intentional and i eat my hands because it's the jumpscare games for kids with their parents' credit cards.

[talentforlying]

coming up with OCs: fun! whimsical! best time of my life! having to actually write the screenplay for the movie of their life that's been playing in my head this whole time:

[austerulous]

Okay, so I had been alternating between the beta and legacy editors, but now I think I’m ready to commit to the bit with the former.

[millenniumdueled]

sorry I haven't been more active on my muses lately my brain is just. not. working.

[spxnglr]

Rewatched Aft.erlife today for the first time since I saw it in the cinema and tbh, my perspective of it has changed a fair bit...but I'm still not making it canon for my Egon.

[echo-rambles]

after getting far too attached to the minsung in my skz fic, I decided to write a little companion fic alongside the changjin I'm working on and honestly I already love them so much. while the minsung is off to a great start, I ended up writing about changjin's first initial meeting and it made me laugh SO MUCH so ofc I have to share;

-o0o-

“I might need some help.” Jisung had said, looking like it was taking every bit of his courage to ask someone he’s never met before a favor.

Hyunjin had sipped at his coffee, loudly. The ice rattling around for effect. “With what?”

“Well-”

“Hi. I’m Changbin. You must be the man of my dreams.” The other guy, who wasn’t Jisung, introduced himself, sticking his hand out towards Hyunjin with the largest smile. Oh boy.

“Oh my god, what?” Hyunjin giggled. The type that Minho could already recognize as the flustered little laugh he did when he was shocked about something, but he didn't particularly hate it.

“Ignore him! He’s an idiot. Seriously, we need some help. We locked our hockey gear in the control booth and we don’t know how to open it, and we seriously don't know where the lady at the front desk went-”

“I’ve done that before!” Hyunjin exclaimed, pointing with his empty coffee cup. “It’s so easy to forget you left something in there and then, bam! The door is closed.”

“Right!”

“Seriously, what’s your name? Because I just want to call you mine.”

“Ok! That's enough of that." Minho had finally decided to intervene, moving directly between Hyunjin and Changbin as he made his way into the lobby.

[terrorskies]

sometimes megatron can be so personal