#the kids are all wrong: ooc

[necrotic-nephilim]

If you want to be bothered. Maybe this for dick and Bruce???

i ALWAYS want to be bothered these are always the highlight of my day tbh you're a delight for letting me just yap <3

Dick. For the canon isn't real square I am Specifically talking about the Tom Taylor Nightwing run. Usually I ignore bad runs but given this one is ongoing (though about to end THANK GOD and get replaced by Dan Watters who i have high hopes for since i adored his Sword of Azrael (2022) run but i digress) so I counted it. Especially since it's so debated if that run is bad or not, for some reason. I'm a 90s Nightwing truther. I love Dick so dearly and tbh recently I've been more enamored with him the more I read his Discowing era, I didn't used to be as big of a Dick stan as I am these days.

Bruce. Honestly where do you even start with Bruce. I want to fist fight him and also patch him up. He got me into comics and superheroes as a whole but I roll my eyes whenever he shows up in a story. He's a bastard and usually not a good father but also complex and should be dissected under a magnifying glass. I love him dearly. He's also just the worst. I think that's why I love him. I'm always a fan of unabashedly Complicated Asshole Bruce who's generally not always the best person, particularly not to the Batfamily and that being the driving force of his relationships with them, especially in shipping.

And for bonus points, Tim. Because know above all else, I'm a Tim Drake kinnie /deg. He's been my number one for a decade and I've yet to uproot him from my brain. He's literally the Worst half the time and I love him for it. And the canon isn't real refers to Tim Drake: Robin because... that sure was a comic. And that's about all I can say about it. Pre-Flashpoint Tim I miss you so dearly. I think it's fun that I want to put him in a blender and drink the juice but also want Nothing Ever to happen to him.

[halffootguildofficial]

I heard you referring to kids, do you have children? What’re they up to?

"Ah. Kids. Yeah. I have them. Three of them, actually, but they're all grown up now. There's not much to say about them."

"My oldest by a day is Meijack, and she's most like me. Currently she works doing odd jobs on the first and second floor. She's the one who visits her old man the most. She's dedicated and reliable with a good head on her shoulders, I think. She takes it all as seriously as I do, which is a good thing. She knows exactly what she's getting into."

"My Flertom's young, but she's talented, personable. She found a party that's doing her right and she's been sticking with it for the past two years. Last she told me, they've managed to get to the fourth floor and are looking to get to the fifth this next dungeon run. She's just like her mother."

"And Puckpatti... She's... Well. If you meet her, you'll realise how special she is. She managed to find a group of gnomes who wanted to do a research project on basilisks on the second floor. Apparently they're trying to learn more about their natural behaviour without human interference, their territories, their hunting patterns... the works. She's supposed to trap them, they apply some magic tracking spell, and then they release them and use the spell to collect data on them. If they're lucky, apparently they can start making basilisk venom antidotes using some of the poison they can collect from them."

"It all flies over my head, of course, but she seemed real excited about it when she was telling me about it. If they're successful, her name gets put on some research paper. Weirdest contract Dandan's ever had to negotiate, he told me. Problem is, it's a long term project. She's supposed to be down there for two months. My other two have been doing this for a few years now, but Puck... this is her first expedition, and she's my youngest.. It's only natural that I worry about her."

[countessofwisdom]

I just came up with a wack Twst fanfic idea with SVSSS's isekai concept.

What if MC gets isekai'd to Twisted Wonderland,

not as Yuu/Player,

But as Dire Crowley.

[mad-hunts]

roleplay idea: barton's trying to say this BS that he's 'good at processing grief' when your muse was a witness to the absolute rage-filled and deranged rampage that barton went on after julien was killed by the joker in which he brutally hurt all but one of his henchmen (he killed the last one because he told him he was 'crazy' and that he 'better kill him, or he was going to tell his boss that barton had been there' and he literally just snapped, went 'you know what, i think i will kill you AND also let the joker know i killed you so he knows to never come near my family again' then killed him. like HUHHH?) at the time with your muse being like this

[tragedia]

i won't lie, part of the reason i keep replaying this game is just stuff like this or this.

[eatend]

⸻ maybe I should keep dropping hot takes , maybe i can get perma blocked by Laios wanters. In all seriousness though ! I do have a lot of disagreement with fanon collective hc ╱ view on him.

⇢ laios likes women, laios likes women, laios likes women ⇢ laios has a weird crush on marcille ! ⇢ laios has no trauma that made him dislike humanity, he just is ⇢ laios parents aren't even that bad they were just regular ass parents that needed laios to be normal for ONE second ( dead ass his nightmare is getting a proper job and getting a proper family. ) ⇢ laios was wrong for that toushiro name incident ⇢ his autism / mental illness is not an excuse for his offensive and awful treatment of people's boundaries ⇢ his family were pretty well off, laios is a privilege white man ⇢ he was a shit brother and a terrible friend.

[radiaking]

I just feel like ppl who say max is “power hungry” weren’t watching the same show honestly

[stormcried]

Good morning babes!! I’m finally awake and I’ll be finishing my drafts in a bit, but I REALLY wanted to knock out some HC’s for drakes main verses that I reallly feel the need to throw down because I really wanted to get across WHY Drake is such an asshole / rude to other people in his Misfits verse because there’s literally a reason why he as an 12 nearly 13 year old is out here disrespecting people and all around has this ‘leave me the fuck alone’ attitude.

[deadn30n]

i'm so sorry 90% of what i talk about in this blog is my oc Eden/Solstice, it WILL happen again

[revvnant]

i sit and stew on a post so potent about the victim blaming that goes on in wider fandom headcanons about these characters that goes unnoticed because it's never overt or even intentional and i eat my hands because it's the jumpscare games for kids with their parents' credit cards.

[sparkles0n-a]

// Yuga deserves to beat up his parents with hammers actually . they literally handed their 5 year old to AFO of all people for a quirk and didn’t see a problem with that

[talentforlying]

coming up with OCs: fun! whimsical! best time of my life! having to actually write the screenplay for the movie of their life that's been playing in my head this whole time:

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

Whenever I see people saying that Dazai's an asshole and doesn't care about anyone I laugh. Guess he did a good job of fooling you buddy.

[mad-hunts]

so... i've been thinking about auriel again because i actually did have an account for her once upon a time (just on another platform) + all i can remember is doing this roleplay on there with barton immediately asking the person whom told him they saw her was whether she was okay because she had went missing with no trace for years after all. and additionally, this was also while shedding tears like there was NO tomorrow, which is 😭 like he isn't a good person, y'all, but he does have his moments where it actually seems like he genuinely cares about people

[austerulous]

Okay, so I had been alternating between the beta and legacy editors, but now I think I’m ready to commit to the bit with the former.

[millenniumdueled]

sorry I haven't been more active on my muses lately my brain is just. not. working.