#the justice league is stressed™️

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Billy showing up to Nanda Parbat: Hey, I got told to meet my grandmother? What's that about-

Talia, picking Billy up and tucking him under her arm: Perfect, Jason has finally given me a grandson. Do you like swords and tigers?

Billy, about to be Spoiled™ for the next two weeks: Boy, do I!

I can’t resist:

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billy has to wear a disguise but hes also like "i live in a magic mansion with a wizard do i really need to??"

the rest of the team is like "what the fuck are you talking about"

he just puts on a face mask and calls a day. villains think theres a random sick child in the middle of the battle field until he beats the shit out of them

hes also the strongest member because he has a connection to the gods and the cost of magic? who? magic is kinda op when u remove the cost lol

the YJ team needing a specialist in a rlly advanced type of magic and billy hasnt learned this area of magic yet and zatanna is with them but cant doing anything too so obviously billy just whips out his phone , calls jhon and is like "my teammates and i need help :((((("

the rest of the team hasnt met jhon yet, only stories about hows he hard to reach, very rude and hates superheros

he arrives in like 2 minutes and is like "billy are u ok??" and zatanna (who knew who billys mentor was but never got to see them interact) is like "mmmmwwhAT" and everyone else is like "ok i guess our mentors exaggerated"

they didnt but billy decided that wasnt important/

better if its actually the whole league there and the JL is stressed out bc "oh my god jhon constantine is his mentor wtfff we will never live this down"

John showing up and mother henning Billy and then insulting the JL with cusses no one on the YJ team has ever heard is great

YJ collectively adopts Constantine

The Justice League is very Stressed™️

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batman gets de aged and the JL is faced with a mini vigilante that ends up cursing out 6 members of the league

batfam is going insane bc they had to experience that too

Jason and Dick are taking turns recording the entire thing for reasons

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concept: john taking billy and freddy trick or treating

zatanna being like hey the JL needs u

nah I'm taking billy and his friend trick or treating

... what

bonus points if they go to a haunted house and freddy is like "how are u not scared???" while hugging Billy's side and billy is like "honestly John's drunk texts are like 10x worse"

extra bonus points if they meet kids from their school and the kids wonder wtf billy and freddy are doing with a hobo

Neither Billy or John will acknowledge anyone’s confusion. They just live their best lives and ignore everyone else’s questions

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W/the idea idea of Billy changing his last name to Constantine, imagine the jl meeting Billy before finding out he's shazam.

Don't even know why they meet him at this time but probably cause he's wandering around a battle field looking for something.

But just jl going: Jhon Constantine is in charge of child? Who allowed this?

And then much(?) Later going: THE CHILD IS SHAZAM???

I want at least one member of the justice league to be crying in the background

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one episode ends in jhon actually being in mortal danger and billy running over to the camera screaming CUT CUT CUT CU- and turning into captain after

the comments are like "wow this is some scary good acting" and "cgi is rlly good"

also there are a whole bunch of fan theories on who jhon and billy are. they never refer to each other by name in the videos and they both hang out with people who 1. know its real 2. dont know abt their channel or dont look twice so no one ever recognizes any of them. this makes them the center of a big internet conspiracy theory. its a good father son bonding activity to look at someone guess that its all real (the correct answer) and get called a idiot. ft the magic community going fucking insane

also when the identity reveal finally comes, batman just pulls up various clips of billy smack talking the league and playing it off as a joke

Someone is sitting in the watchtower watching this and they are very stressed out right now

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Billy can use magic in normal form? yes

He is using it on battles? Sometimes

Billy and Constantine fighting like two cats and later both just looking the whole league on fire because billy uses magic without him even knowing that he is using it.

Ah. Time for one of my new favorite tags:

#the justice league is stressed™️

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au where conner is raised by lex and trained by mercy. he becomes insanely smart and powerful (like superman with actual technique and batman level planning) and maybe he joined the YJ gang and everyone dont know what to with him. he could probably kill all of the justice league and hes just. here. his dad is a super villain but hes still a good guy. lex is chill with the YJ guys bc "hey it's good to talk with people your age" and everyone else is like "thats... not them same thing?" and lex just says "oh whatever he will come around some day lmao"

tim is just "oh man. half alien, raised by an amazon warrior and a super villan. I should kiss him 🥰"

Okay I am all for this and any other au where the kids are all fine but in a way that is making the Justice League Stressed™️.

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ok so jhon constantine is part demon. kinda. its complicated.

all i can think about is billy being mad at jhon, taking out a spray bottle and spraying him with holy water. like a cat.

Yes please

Also please let this be witnessed by someone in the Justice League who is now very Stressed™️ because they don’t know what they’re supposed to do in this situation