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Need to spread the beauty
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Are you a cat or fox hybrid? -for serif
I'M PUD! CAT, KITTY, FELINE.
*google search for exactly one second
FELIS CATUS
#serif talks#the joke that keeps on giving#there has never been a year now that I have not been mistaken for another animal than the one people think about on tumblr the most#i wish i was hecking kidding X'DD#i've been called a rat#a dog#a possum#a pufferfish ages back#a fish#a trash panda#and so many more but never what I actually am XD
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
#Tiger Tiger#ludovica bonnaire#rakkatak ann#I thought I liked him (in a way he has a great design and is an effective antagonist) and *then* he licked the spit.#Now I need to create a lab to study him in. My god. He gives me hives. I need to see more of him NOW.#Something is wrong with him and it fascinates me.#He is everything I like in an antagonist. A little bit stupid and unintentionally funny while being a genuine threat.#I call him rat man they way I want to see him skitter around on the floor.#Call him rat man the way he might need a little cheerio snack and some enrichment.#I am so...so tired and I am struggling to keep the jokes train going.#Please continue to read Tiger Tiger! Every new reader fuels my energy gauge.#Sorry I've been missing so many days of posting. I'll try to make up with some extra posts this week!
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this has definitely been said before but it just keeps being funny to me when people try to cancel cottagecore because it's taking land from the native population and I'm just.... *stares in european*
#hi i am native#but for real americans forgetting that the rest of the world exists#and that it's not like in the us everywhere#the joke that keeps on giving#sometimes it gives despair but shhhh#just laugh about it
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all awkward angles
#this is an outtake sorry#i was striving for an angle i did not find#but i keep trying i dont usually give up#we will get there#until then enjoy me being awkward as fuck#if i had a special friend i could send them these as jokes and we could giggle but alas#i risk public mockery posting them on my blog instead#the awkwardness at the end was my bending over pose lmao its very funny#sorry#anyway titsday#personal :')#oh and just scroll if you need to#no worries on bringing hate to my inbox i am all the way good
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"essek stays away post-canon because he doesn't want to endanger the nein while he's on the run" absolutely valid, but also i raise you: essek knows about the one (1) time the nein were in charge of protecting an important mage and she survived approximately one week before getting violently murdered while they were — direct quote — "havin' bacon"
#to be fair they did not like vess and that was not their best effort but still#essek thelyss#mighty nein#cr2#critical role#this is mostly a joke because i love every fic where essek gives them (and particularly caleb) space to keep them safe#but it occurred to me that essek is one of the few people who knows the full story about vess#and can probably acknowledge that despite being extremely competent in many ways the nein should not be trusted with bodyguard duties#august chats
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everyone else: haha The Summoning sexy
me: The Summoning's "raise me up again" is in direct contrast to Drag Me Under's "drag me under again" and shows an immense amount of growth between the two points in the narrative, for him to go from singing "drag me [...] deep into your love" to "take me past the edge / I want to see the other side" shows that he no longer wishes to drown and wallow in the toxicity of this situation and now wants to move past it and see what lies beyond and in this essay I will-
#rae.txt#sleep token#this is only a joke in the sense that i know i'm not the only one who considers the summoning a serious part of the narrative#and not just The Sexy Song#i just feel like not a lot of people appreciate drag me under#i am trying so hard to finish my analysis/interpretation of One but i keep getting distracted by Sundowning lmao#wait till y'all hear my thoughts on the sequence of give -> gods -> sugar -> say that you will#sundowning my beloved#sorry for the random unhinged 6am thoughts i woke up insane today
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reminder to kiss your beautiful wife
#otasune#snotacon#metal gear solid#solid snake#otacon#i drew this in the sketchbook app to figure out whether it was procreate or the apple pencil giving me problems#i didn't set out to draw a kissy scene but my hand slipped#it sounds like a joke but. this literally keeps happening to me#i go in for a casual doodle and it ends up being these two making out
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volt monsterframe. it should be fuzzy
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How do I explain how married Han Yoojin and Sung Hyunje are in the post-epilogue Side Stories without sounding like I am exaggerating or making things up...
#calling each other “parenting partners”#planning to live together#planning vacations together#and adventures as well#yoojin demanded hyunje gives him half his money#hyunje just agreed#tbf hyunje is almost definitely going to live more than yoojin but none of them wants to think about it right now#you heard of yoojin raising a child that is a copy of hyunje but did you know hyunje has adopted a baby version of yoojin#(it's complicated)#the 2 kids are best friends#hyunje in dragon form making a joke about yoojin wanting to ride him#hyunje in mini-form making a joke about liking to ride yoojin#from today's chapter: im sorry i cant pat your head in this form i know you like it#also asking if yoojin likes to be manhandled#yoojin every 5 seconds: hyunje when are you coming back home. come back. hurry. i am making plans for when you come back#at least twice yoojin mentioned hyunje taking his last name#tbf it was 2 different yoojins#there are many versions of jinje in different realities#they keep getting drawn to each other#we got confirmations that if yoojin hadnt regressed. hyunje would have gone back for him after yoohyun's death#and they would have ended up livong together in switzerland#did i mention they plan to love together#we dont if yoohyun is going to be chill with that tho#sctir#sctir spoilers#sctir side story#sctir a later story#jinje#jinjae#the s classes that i raised
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part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)
part 2 (on welt and being just a human)
#remember how in second eruption welt keeps getting covered in blood edgelord style whenever he fights??? yeah#wait first off#hi3#honkai impact 3rd#welt yang#void archives#voidwelt#my doodles#okay anyways. VA isnt human but they haven't been in a “human” body for very long so i reckon there's a lot of new experiences to make#and. i dont think he gets to be dignified enough NOT to be whiny about it. cmon. itd be so funny#second of all sure welt is human but that dude's real used to not giving a shit abt how he's doing and acting like a robot instead of a per#cuz he's got more “important” shit to do#(that's so fucking real of him man ME TOO BESTIE)#also as i told kai: that last panel is not a look of surprise or horror. i tagged this as voidwelt for a reason#i think we all know what kinda look this is#edit: and why tf would they be fighting sky people? why can they bleed? dont ask me im here to draw gay people covered in blood#edit 2: oh my god i didnt add the blood in the first panel. THATS WHAT THE JOKE REVOLVES AROUND???
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Prompt 321
You know Content Warning? Lethal Company but youtube videoing?
Danny does that- just well, with the Zone. It’s not like it can be mapped out, what with people moving their Lairs and more lairs and islands constantly manifesting. And well, there’s so many things out here, and it’s not like he can be an astronaut.
So, he decided to make exploration logs for the Zone instead, alongside his friends and a doppelganger or two holding equipment. It’s great, and people can donate whenever he live streams so he’s getting income too.
He just erm, maybe should have double checked it was uploaded to just his dimension…
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny Phantom Crossover#Do as many crossovers as you’d like#Sometimes it’s just him & sometimes he has his friends with him too#They make jokes about the hospital bills if one of them gets hurt (the ecto heals them)#The viewers do not know it’s a joke#Danny pointing at giant realms leviathan through the Speedster window: Let’s get closer!#Chat: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO-#That one person: I will donate 100$ if you give it pets#Danny Cannot-Die Phantom: I mean for 100 bucks why not#Someone donating to Tucker: You keep your twink alive & it’s cute but ur a Furry Monsterfucker it’s very obvious#Tucker: I mean yeah I had an undead werewolf girlfriend for a bit in highschool I’m not hiding it#Sam in a screaming match with Overgrowth:#Chat: Yo what the fuck family drama did we just unlock#The heroes trying to track these young adults going to different dimensions/time travelling: *Screaming/Crying/Throwing Up*
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I hate to remind you guys but Arthur isn’t an old man he’s like. 32. That’s the average age of like. A dropout cast member. Do you know how many twitch streamers are in their 30s. How many podcasters. He shouldn’t be in the hell pit he should be on game changer.
#malevolent#that’s a joke do not let this man on a game show#people keep calling him an old man or saying people are drawing him to young but again!#he’s pretty young! the only thing that might make him look older is the horrors and the alcoholism#also as a person in my twenties who regularly gets mistaken for a high school freshman#I give permission for people to draw anybody as baby faced as they want. it’s representation#(that’s also a joke)#malevolent podcast
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Don't Wormy About Me.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#yu ziyuan#Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters#For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son.#A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now -#-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her.#Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive.#The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling.#Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone.#Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string!#WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it.#Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look!#Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.
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this drawing is from a couple mouths back now; ......but i still like it 😝 forbidden love as witnessed by ms. Varona. it killed off my traditional art kick when i was done with it, but i had fun. i used very faint watercolors for this one just to see how well i'd do with them and pencils together. my favorite part of it is this tree, love how it looked in this WIP pic i took:
and some random bits of the drawing but closer because i do love pencils as yk✍
had to compress the whole pic a bit cus it was huge, but a version that's a bit better can be seen heare, still not the best it could be, still crunchy, but better nonetheless
#tes#skyrim#talvas fathryon#neloth#varona nelas#my art#second nelvas drawing on a full A4 format....... i should make another and have it be an incoherent trilogy#filling out big areas with black is literally no joke LMFAOO i wanted it to keep the texture so didn't really give it a much darker -#- watercolor backdrop#it's kinda Cute how u can see me go out of bounds with the watercolors in places Ok WERK#dramatized drawing for dramatization purposes bcos neloth isn't taller than talvas but i needed it for the power imbalance to happen Bye#nelvas been so good to me art wise this year i like to see it as me already perfecting my Thinking skill and devoting more time to -#- 'art' instead; while last yr i was just trying to mold my thought pattern on skyrim characters to perfection instead#instead of focusing it on 'art'.#not related to the whole shtick of 'drawing the same characters over and over and getting better' cause i don't like that viewpoint people#- have on their drawings; i'm getting better because i want to ..... and i have something special going on with talvas fathryon...exactly#i'm very......in touch....with my.......nelothian side!#(diagnosis sheet)#i'm sorry for being a reincarnation of him in this timeline it really is a tragedy
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12Jun24
A soul made of plastic and hollowed, In missed exploitation, Si wallowed: If he owned 1D’s name He’d cash in on their fame ... It’s a no from our Lou, who unfollowed.
#larry#louis#louis tomlinson#simon cowell#simon was a guest on 'the diary of a ceo'#as he sleazes his way through promo for his next endeavor#the last 20 minutes are about 1D and harry and simon's goal to put together another huge musical act#the way he rationalizes the price of fame is vile#and it's heartbreaking to know he was saying these things to the boys at their age#he says three times that his only regret is not keeping 1D's name#his ONLY regret (there's so many to choose from!)#could be the closeting or the manipulation or the working the boys beyond the limits of their physical and mental health#but nope ... just that he can't force them to tour as an incomplete act or turn them into a cartoon series#then he jokes 'if you're listening i'll buy it back'#louis' reply was to unfollow him on instagram today#we love to see it#it's giving FY 5I TXF#limerick-lt#june 12#2024
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