#the jackson files

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Makin’ pancakes @ makinbaconpancakes Does anyone know who the fuck Percy Jackson is??? Oranges are spicy @ ronaldmcd Whomst? Makin’ pancakes @ makinbaconpancakes Check rachel dares insta story Oranges are spicy @ ronaldmcd k Oranges are spicy @ ronaldmcd Okay somebody find out who this kid is right damn now. - Rachel Elizabeth Dare posts a video of Percy on her instagram story. it all just spirals from there.

Author: Ideasofmarch

[fablesage]

Once I reread the Magnus Chase books, I wanna write a fic where Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara do a video on the Hotel Valhalla crew a la the Jackson Files

[ao3screenshotss]

[lilislegacy]

percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).

to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?

[mymailody]

there is something so endearing about percy remembering the things annabeth geeks out to him.. he's so down bad

(this is from demigod files btw)

[forrpercyy]

this might be a hottake but I genuinely don’t think Percy was ever oblivious to his feelings for Annabeth, I think he was just oblivious to her feelings for HIM.

He knew he had a crush on her, he just never stated it directly, and he genuinely didn’t believe she could ever possibly like him back 💀

[thatoneangryduck1]

Percy Jackson everyone.

Ever the charmer.

The guy who was stuck in a death labyrinth with 3 people, all of which had a crush on him. AND THIS IS HIS PICK-UP LINE???? HOW DID HE PULL 3 WHOLE ASS BADASS PEOPLE???

The worst part is that it fucking worked. THIS WAS HIS LINE AND IT WORKED!

For those who say that Percy is a simp for Annabeth, just remember that Annabeth is just as much a simp because girlie blushed.

[ofswordsandpens]

I know Percy's desperately trying to escape the godly world but not only do I think the gods aren't going to leave percy alone once he's in New Rome, I also think Percy's in the situation now where he can't refuse at all because like, if he was in the mortal world at a mortal college he at least would be able to try and be like "sorry I can't do a quest right now I've already used up my three excused absences this semester try again in the spring :/" but in New Rome? They will be like "Percy! It is an honor to be hand-selected for a quest. And by the gods no less! Stars above, you should be grateful! I don't know what your little greek camp has taught you but here in Rome, we respect the gods' requests. Your absence will be excused. Now go."

[percabethconvos]

Grover: You get to take out five people who've pissed you off, who do you choose?

Percy and Annabeth, in unison: I only get five?

[louistonehill]

X Files but they got to keep the psychic children Emily and William

[fuckimrowan]

hmmmmm not to be back on my jason grace agenda but something about percy, thalia, and nico facing iapetus and barely winning. (between titans curse & battle of the labyrinth, setting percy’s age at 14-15). and jason defeating krios, alone. hand-to-hand combat, aged 15. something about how in the house of hades we even hear that iapetus is, in fact, weaker than krios. this guy is so metal actually

[mulderscully]

4.02 | 10.04

Our son, Mulder. I gave him up. I've been so worried you could never forgive me.

[chaoticace22]

just so you know i don't want to get attacked for it - I only write my private opinions so... I'm not joking about Palestine situation, it's not a meme for me I just wish and pray this Christmas for end of wars (all of them) and i wanted to show that this is a big part of tumblr at least for me - unionazing in hope and pray

[ambriel-angstwitch]

I love Bruce appreciating Duke

But sir aren’t you forgetting one of your sons?

Tim did not nearly get himself killed and get accused of being insane for you to completely forget about him.

Duke is Gothams best definitely but what about Tim? He saved you!

[msfish-fish-fish]

PUTERBOY CALLOUT POST.

yknow what i have been sick of this guy for a very long time now so I am calling him out in adjacent with @feathery-bastard 's callout post.

Now, it is not my usual cup of tea to make callout posts since I do not want to associate myself with drama, however there needs to be said something about Puterboy.

For the record, this guy for all I know is a 30 year old man traversing everywhere in social media in his freetime (which is almost 24/7). He may be a very inconspicuous man but please NOTE that he is actually a very concerning individual and I advise people to not only block him, but to also kick him out of any platform he is in. He is not only in Tumblr, but in Facebook, Youtube, Reddit, Twitter, AO3, Discord, Fanficton.net, everything you can probably name under the sun.

Not only is he in the Lord of The Flies fandom, but also in the Percy Jackson fandom, Kingdom Hearts, Empire of The Sun, Thomas the Tank Engine, Winnie the Pooh, and more. Please spread this to these other fandoms.

Please be aware of his actions. Here are the list of everything that we could document about his actions and behavior. He is a creepy individual that is borderline PDF behavior if you know what I mean.