#the ideas are forming

[marstyler42]

I would like to slightly amend my earlier statement about Gerry being exactly the same goth except for the eye tattoos, consider: he has all the eye tattoos but now the eyes are closed.

[misc-obeyme]

Merperson mc au where they teleport them like normal but when they show up they are just flopping around on the floor like a fish while everyone else is freaking out and panicking trying to figure out what the heck they are suppose to do

OH NO.

Assuming mer!MC has gills, they're like reverse drowning??? I love the idea of them all freaking out and of course Levi isn't there, so he can't summon Lotan and flood the place or something!

I would hope they'd figure it out at some point, I mean, at the beginning Satan is there and he's pretty smart, right?

Lucifer isn't dumb either maybe he'd figure out what was happening?

Now I'm just imagining Lucifer and Diavolo carrying mer!MC to the nearest bathroom and putting them in the sink or something. I mean I'm assuming they don't have tubs in the RAD bathroom???

I generally think of merpeople as being able to breathe both water and air just 'cause that makes it easier for them to potentially fall in love with a human without having to leave the water, you know?

But the image of mer!MC who can only breathe underwater is both hilarious and upsetting! Like you know that flopping around would be funny as hell, but also they are probably dying!!!

Oof now I'm getting mer!MC ideas. Might have to do some headcanons about that...

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[shepscapades]

Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!

[chronocrump]

yotsuba makes an important decision

[daeyumi]

Autumn makes me think of you 🥀

[orphetoon]

(sketch) blood in the water

[208tinyhorses]

Most english orthographic reforms fail because they're trying to make the language better when they should be making it worse. In pursuit of that idea, starting in fall 2024 we're adding six new letters to make reading harder.

1. Reverse P

Completing the b-d-p rotational cycle and causing confusing with g and q (the hook on the q is now mandatory).

2. Lower i

Uppercase is a lowercase i and lowercase is an even lower i.

3. Left bracket

For it's hard work over the years, [ is being promoted to the alphabet proper. Lower case is a reverse h. Fuck right bracket.

4. Long M

Just like a regular M but two of the legs keep going. Long M is a vowel in all cases that Y isn't.

5. Reverse X

Like X but in reverse. To tell the difference we're adding these little curls to X, so regular X now looks like this

6. Reverse F

Uppercase is a reverse F, lowercase is an upside down v. Fuck you is why.

[akanemnon]

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE (emotional damage that is)

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[blossompigeon]

unicorn

[poobirdy]

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

[batsyheere]

"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.

"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."

Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.

"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.

"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."

MICE.

Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.

-What have I done to deserve this.

Enjoy your lessons Tim-

His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[lurukifennecfox]

Danny was utterly unamused with current situation.

current situation being he was stuck as phantom babysitting his own corpse. because apparently if you summon a Halfa just the wrong way they get split into a full ghost and a zombie which currently was trying to climb a fire escape for some ancients forsaken reason!! why'd they even summon some protector spirit from Illenois? why is it doing a backflip? How does it know how???

what's worse is he's currently in Gotham because Jazz wanted to go to Gotham U and his parents decided it was a good idea to do a family vacation together in the America's most crime ridden city. and he hasn't got a chance to tell them yet about the whole halfa thing and he's not telling them now while HOLY SHIT HOW HE GOT IMPALED he looked away for ONE MOMENT!!

Danny just lost track of his corpse... in gotham

why's his zombie so restless again?

the bats are now looking at a ghost who is chasing a talon around gotham. which is concerning.

danny meanwhile:

Phantom: Daniel James Fenton YOU WILL NOT COMMIT MURDER LIKE THAT

Talon Danny's corpse: 🦉

[uncharted-constellations]

~What i couldve been~

I was just gonna do the adult timeline zelda but im so enchanted by the idea of these two versions of the same character. People always talk about how link would be changed but never zelda.