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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

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Jeff is the head editor at Atlantica Magazine, but he hasn’t been writing much. The Tromp administration is hard to get a beat on, throwing out so much absurdity that it feels like nothing even matters anymore. He wants a story that will make a difference, and it’s not as if those just fall into your lap. But when Jeff’s phone suddenly buzzes with a new text message, that’s exactly what happens. Now Jeff is privy to a chat thread of top-secret information from Tromp’s under-qualified, highly-ignorant inner circle, and it’s looking like a real story. It’s also looking like a total hunk. Soon enough, Jeff and the physical manifestation of this egregiously handled group text containing highly sensitive government information are locked in the heat of gay, erotic passion, and he’s about to pound out a story that he never could’ve imagined. This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay physically manifested leaked text action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living group chat love.

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"OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you're on the piss on the poor website" actually i think it's very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it's sort of weird that you're finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

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okaaayyy horses

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just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter

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we're all in the same boat

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NO SLEEP FOR JOHN SOMNIUM

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

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love love the finale

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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Refiner payroll: $206,000 Melon parties: $428 Finger traps: $39 In-House Marching Band: $23,746,300 Egg party: $294

someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. my severed floor is mutinying.

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something harrowing and ironic about the fact that people are misinterpreting this post and yelling at her about how STEM is important.

please learn to read.

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this is a severance fanart by yours truly

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felicia doesn't know about irving. felicia was not invited to irving b's funeral. felicia doesn't know. felicia may be wondering why irving b. hasn't stopped by again. whenever felicia misses her dear friend burt g., she thinks of irving b. too. felicia doesn't know about irving.

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