#the heat the heat oh god the heat
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the way the news is saying a fourth heat wave is starting and i’m like when the fuck did the last three stop?!?
#also fun fact the northern coast (famously wet and cold) is going to hit 44 degs this weekend :)))#the whole country is in purple and red :)))#currently my legs are aflame and flamé and just generally in agony#the heat the heat oh god the heat#randomness
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Lingling Kwong in Heat Stroke Makeup by homeless_makeupb
#oh my fucking god#how is she real#lingling kwong#lingling sirilak#thai actress#makeup#modeling#heat stroke makeup#heat stroke trend#tsou#the secret of us#the secret of us series#the secret of us the series#lingorm#ladaearn#gl series#*mine: gifs
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beloved!!!
#neither of these characters r women >:3#mine#fan art#rote#fitz and the fool#fitzloved#realm of the elderlings#i was screaming reading golden fool let me tell you that. 'you thought i was bringing you flowers?' fitz what if i bit you#i am on . fools fate now. oh dear#after this im gonna. wait a long time before reading fitz and fool trilogy...good lord#also. u would not believe the amount of GRIEF. this drawing gave me. ive been staring at colour variations for like an hour#th pose is based off an Artus Scheiner drawing i saw n was like. thats fitzloved#i hvent read liveship traders i know i know. smite me down. listen. i dont care for boats i really dont.#i started reading it n was like i dont respect any of these people and then. stopped skdfbsdk#anyway. why is it 30 degrees. relax. its cooler next week thank god. this better b th last of th heat or im gna start biting
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Barking yapping and wagging my imaginary tail I need to be absolutely groped and roughed up
#in HEAT oh my god#ftm ns/fw#nsft puppy#t4t nsft#trans nsft#ftm nsft#ftm puppy#ftm sub#queer nsft#bd/sm puppy#dumb puppy
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
#CHAN#BANG CHAN#BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN#IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU#OH DEAR GOD IM MALFUNCTIONING#BARKING LIKE A DOG IN HEAT#I NEED THIS MAN SO BAD
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okay I know we love to clown on kristen but I think she's honestly handling this so much better than she's being given credit for and earnestly asking about both things that relate to the mystery and her personal relationship with divinity and tracker is bringing a lot of antagonistic energy. maybe that's just me idk.
#to ME. tracker is being kind of a bitch#kristen seems to be genuinely asking stuff#maybe she's being a little tongue in cheek about the mystery stuff like she said 'thick as thieves'#but honestly i think she's being really mature and respectful#and tracker came up with a lot of heat-#oh wait. it's a rage god thing. never mind. it makes sense.#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#fhjy
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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i'm obsessed with her. not only did she film them, she had it ready to go on her phone with a pink heart filter on top
#also oh my. god. 'home loves watching you cook' is both amazing A+ flawless and incredibly hilarious#on a level of like. he's in love! with humanity#(yes this is a supernatural reference.)#though to be very clear i crumple like a folded tissue at the implications here whether they're read as romantic or not#both. both is good#!!! and so is pangpang filming and adding heart filters to her family btw#*#peaceful property#also also. 'i can't handle that much heat'. great sentence to take way out of context
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just sitting here giggling at the idea of loki seeing mobius shirtless for the first time, seeing his top surgery scars, not really understanding where they came from since they’re a god shapeshifter and just use magic to alter their body
they trace them with their thumbs and just look at mobius, serious concern on their face, and they just ask, “who did this to you?”
and mobius bursts out laughing like, “me, girl.”
#lokius#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#gjdjfhshd the power went out at my place and i’m at my sisters#thinking about trans masc mobius#my beloved#and his gender-fluid shape shifting god partner who means well#this heat is making the brainrot worse tbh#t4t lokius save me#trans masc mobius#this is gonna need a tag of its own now i know it#season 1 mobius not really questioning why he had chest scars and not really caring#because the big picture and the sacred timeline and time keepers blah blah blah#oh no now i’m having Trans Mobius Thoughts post him finding out about being a variant#i’m a huge fan of mobius’ crisis of faith in s2 and now i need to add Gender Stuff to it jfjshfjhsd#please help me
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Oh my god
it never even occurred to me that the League would have to deal with Broody!Batman holy shit-
I can 100 percent see the league being absolutely baffled by Batman’s behavior- I feel like some would be aware of the A/B/O traits, but not all.
Just imagine when Batman eventually decides they’re his Work Pack:tm: and starts to treat them as such.
He’s suddenly all touchy and tries to flaunt his role as Lead Pack Omega much to their confusion.
And for the ones with super senses? I feel like they wouldn’t get the nitty gritty details of scenting (Though beast boy most definitely does)
Clark would be so stressed out over that. What’s wrong with his best friend?? Why did Bruce suddenly going from smelling like nothing to smelling like sweet earth??? (The answer is Scent Blockers, Bruce just decided to stop wearing them so he could mark them as pack.)
Also them dealing with Batman immediately post taking in Dick??? Oh god they’d be so concerned because why is Bruce suddenly so flighty?? Why did he go from doing everything to the letter to I Need To Get Out Now??
And you know Bruce doesn't think to explain. Like everyone in Gotham knows about dynamics, it's Gotham after all. He even forgot to mention it to Dick when he first came to the manor, and he saw him literally every day.
And it's not like he didn't care about them before, but it was silent, more distant care. Adding an extra kitchen when Flash complains about his high metabolism, adding more stuff to the gym when someone mentions it, but never letting anyone know he was the one to do so.
He still does these things of course, but will also just drop gifts into their arms and laps. Gifts covered in his scent seeing as he's not around them as often as say, his Wayne Enterprises pack. Which he also doesn't see often but is probably helped by the fact of him not being the only one with a dynamic.
Gosh Bruce is definitely fighting with himself because he wants to share his pup with his pack(s) but he also wants to of course keep him safe. Meaning he has to keep him hidden and all that and there's also the issue of Dick not understanding the whole broodiness at first too.
And you know he's going to not vocalize any of this. And the broodiness definitely gets worse for a bit until the miscommunication between him and Dick gets fixed lol.
Love the idea of Clark just, forgetting the fact he's a journalist and can find this information if he researched Gotham lmao. He's smart until he's in the middle of worrying about one of his friends and the freak out takes over.
Definitely not helped by the fact that the rest of the league also freaking out and wondering wtf is wrong lol.
#ask answered#omegaverse#alpha beta omega#batman#dc#dcu#justice league#batdad#Clark: Is he sick? Hurt? DYING?!#Bruce: Hn... P A C K#Do you think his broodiness gets worse each time he gets another child lol#Like he just has to introduce his kids to their new sibling so get in the ever expanding nest#gosh imagine if bruce ever went into heat on a JL meeting and just#will not let them leave the Watchtower or ship or whatever unless he can figure out a way to bring them to his nest in Gotham lol#oh my god imagine when the JL members ever introduce their sidekicks/kids
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girl help 30.8 C should not be Room Temperature
#opened the window after being cave mode all day#and the fucking temperature went UP from 30.4#at night it was a solid 29.4 all night#send help#the heat the heat oh god the heat#randomness
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Currently OBSESSED with evil x, my favorite tropes are:
1. Hes not evil. Hes trying to be, but he really sucks at it
2. Hes the scapegoat. The forgotten brother. Hes the one who always got blamed for everything and never had a support system. He became the thing they were scared of out of self defense, out of desperation. He never had a choice. He never wanted this. But at least hes the one getting hurt and blamed for everything, not his brother. (or, alternatively: hes so angry at his brother for getting everything evil x ever wanted to have)
#I woke up at 6am#And my sleep deprived evil x obsessed ass wrote this#I don't know how coherent this is im too tired to know#Anyways im going back to sleep#hermitcraft#hermitblr#evil xisuma#xisuma#xisumavoid#wolau rambling#<-wait what's my au tag doing here 👁️👁️#Surely this isn't foreshadowing hidden in a silly lil tweet#Oh my god did i just call this a tweet#Do yall understand how sleep deprived i am#God i hate summer the heat keeps waking me up
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the leos are now in temporary bin prison until their new setups can be put up. it's not the ideal housing but they got all their needs met and i'll be extra careful dusting their feeders.
hopefully i can get enough money to order the new vivs soon. it's been hard to focus on work with everything going on but i'm doing my best to get through it.
#thankfully it's still warm here so they'll be okay with heat mats for now#i got my climate bonus from the austrian government but than spent 240/290 on my healthcare bill ):#additionally to the leo setups crashing my chameleon has a serious health issue with her knee and they found a huge tumor in one of my#family members that's thankfully not cancer but oh god that didn't help
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(S)CREAMINGGGGG BITCH OH MY GOD
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thinking about elain’s story and bodily autonomy. i think sjm was very intentional in using elain’s powers to introduce us to vassa and koschei. how vassa’s body was corrupted against her will by koschei, and how her existence is now defined by the changes he made. thinking about how koschei has a lake full of swans who were once women who’s bodies he changed against their wills as well. thinking about how elain was changed against her will by a cruel king to teach a lesson to somebody else. how she was reduced to a body and then a tool, a means to an end (to demonstrate the power of hybern against her sister but especially people she barely knew). how even the tool used to change her, the cauldron, which once belonged to the mother and symbolically can be connected to the womb, was appropriated and used forcefully by the king of hybern.
i think about how canon suggests that the cauldron loved elain, that perhaps it gifted her the powers it did because it loved her. maybe the cauldron recognized then, that this poor girl was like it, and sought to give her the power to prevent what was being done to her, and what had been done to countless other women and girls by making her a seer. let’s not forget that elain’s vision of vassa helped them turn the tide of the war against hybern and that it was elain that struck the killing blow against the king of hybern in defense of her sister, another who was denied bodily autonomy. ultimately bodily autonomy, especially given the current political climate in the US is a really heavy theme to deal with, but i sincerely hope that this thread is continued, and that we will get to see an elain who is empowered, and empowered on her own terms. an elain who reclaims her body and her future, and helps others do the same.
#what would a death god who turned immortal for fear of his own death fear more than a woman who can wield the future against him?#elain destroy’s koschei by showing him he heat death of the universe in a vision causing 1 billion psychic damage#elain archeron#pro elain archeron#pro elain#guys i am SO excited for her book because if it’s done well i will forgive sarah for the incredibly weird and fucked up#fatal pregnancy drama of the previous book#actually. thinking of it now i HOPE elain reflects on what happened to feyre in her book at least briefly#you can’t tell me that wasn’t traumatic as FUCK#oh btw this isn’t a shipping post and if you treat it as such i will hit you with my psychic bazooka (block button)
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adult sonic fans will see a mature teenager and think "that's an adult" like wow way to be a Fucking Creep
#sonic the hedgehog#very heated rn#heard someone say dark era sonic feels like a 30 year old#like oh my GOD shut up. the absolute leap in logic#adult sonic fans love pretending sonic is An Adult Actually#and they will leap SO FAR to justify it#its disgusting honestly#none of these people know shit about teenagers#and honestly! good! none of them should be around teens anyway with the gross shit they do and say#god. whatever. i love being normal#charmaaallow
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