#the hammer is satisfied

[crystaldecay]

Constantly thinking about how Dani Rojas never saw a tulip

Fix this.

[lonelyzarquon]

Peter Cushing in Frankenstein Created Woman (1967)

[amphibianaday]

day 1646

[pybun]

Meet the Mallet

[hammer update]

[the-wager-au]

CAN I JUST SAY, to this day I still think cutting out "Children We Didn't Have" from the Beetlejuice musical was a huge mistake.

When I watched the musical and they sang "Ready Set" I got the strong impression that they just... didn't actually even WANT kids, but felt like they had to in order to accomplish what they thought was supposed to be an Ideal Life™️

And then when they got around to the second act, I found myself wondering "okay... so what are the Maitlands doing here...?" Because they kind of fell out of relevancy. They no longer wanted to scare ppl out of their home, Lydia wasn't rlly talking to them, and they made Zero mention of the regrets from their life or any current goal.

"Children We Didn't Have" not only makes it clear that this was a Genuine passion of Barbara's, but also connected her and Lydia's character arcs more solidly. Barbara 2.0 in comparison feels like, a weaker attempt at what the cut song did perfectly and emotionally, and removes the Maitlands' original big character aspect of "regretful would-be parents" by referring to Lydia as a friend instead of a daughter figure :/

Just. LISTEN TO THIS:

SHOULDA KEPT IT 🥺

[wintaebear]

okay but for real great did nothing wrong and i will die on this hill. he is not the best person and he has his flaws, but most of the bad things he has done were done in situations in which he was running on panic, legitimate fear for his life, trauma and/or not knowing what the fuck was going on + we know that if he actually knew that a bad thing was going to happen he would be trying his damnedest to change the outcome. even in the og version of events he still goes in to try and find nan. he still stands up to his family and wants nothing to do with them when he learns about their crimes. he's a fucked up person making fucked up decisions in fucked up situations, not the scum of the earth that a lot of people seem determined to paint him as

[cruelplatonic]

ruminating on 'the vees died despondent nobodies' thoughts

velvette interrogates vox after she hears him give various conflicting and bombastic accounts on air. a selection of these include: blew his brains out on live television, administered the death penalty for killing his "bitch wife," a tragic accident involving two shetland ponies, dubiously legal iranian yogurts, and a whole lot of cocaine. the actual cause was shockingly ordinary- a heart attack in front of the television, alone, his corpse only recovered after two weeks passed. he was watching a game show and his last mortal regret was never even learning who won, because he died during the commercials.

[akolnoix]

don't worry, im not caught up in another persona 4 evil hyperfixation spiral rn. these are just some old doodles that i hadn't posted yet

[unicoo]

Knowing that Hugh will probably betray Rhaenyra because she’s killing innocents and losing her mind brings me such joy because at least someone give a shit about the people who matter & not these highborn fucks fighting over a dumb ass chair!

[crystaldecay]

End of my neglecting tumblr era

Idk what era is next and I’m scared

[lepetitfruit]

I cannot express how much coloured cz rough looks like candy

I wanna go CHOMP

[oddfamiliar]

Been playing a lot of MH4U, and I’ve fallen in love with the Hammer.

Big mallet go bonk

[burins]

huge shout out to the brave souls trying to figure out coherent timelines for comics canon... could not be me. if I have to think too hard about how much in-universe time has passed between two issues I will simply shrivel away. the amount of time that has passed is the amount of time that I need for events to fall in a satisfying way and that's just going to have to be the way it is!

[cryptid-stimming]

🔥🎓🔥 I don't want to heal my inner child anymore I kinda want him to get his revenge 🔥🎓🔥 Stimboard

Source

[Image description: a 9 gif stimboard (using footage from Pink Floyd's The Wall [1982]); from left to right.

First line: A gif jumpcutting as children remove creepy human-like masks, throw them to the floor and begin to overturn their school desks and throw paper in the air. A gif jumpcutting as children smash the glass windows in a Fire Point cabinet with fire buckets and drag out the hammers and axes inside. And a gif jumpcutting as children destroy and throw their school desks, using fire axes to chop them up.

Second line: A gif jumpcutting from a wall of bricks being broken through (bricks falling to the ground and children's shadows moving across the wall's surface), and a shot of children silhouetted as they bash at the wall with hammers. A still sceenshot of a Tiktok with a person looking at the camera in a room with posters and fairy lights, and a caption reading 'I don't want to heal my inner child anymore I kinda want him to get his revenge'. And a gif jumpcutting from children carrying a desk rapidly, to a shot of the desk smashing through a school window as it is thrown out.

Third line: A gif jumpcutting between shots of children throwing and overturning school desks. A gif jumpcutting between shots of desks and school equipment being piled up by a group of children, windows being smashed and a large metal wall/gate being knocked down. And a gif of a school on fire, desks and chairs piled up and burning as a bonfire in front, and groups of children jumping for joy and running in the foreground, silhouetted by the flames.

End of image description.]

[sundrykitsch]

serious character analysis

[indelicateink]

look i know we have like a mere ~43 minutes to tie it all up next sunday, but in addition to urgent matters, there is to me the very pressing issue of making clear what the actual fuck was up with that egregiously evil show lestat put on at the trial, weirdness and all. the one non-book-fans may not question bc, yknow. evil? as well as that entire first season where lestat was sold to the public as 500 pounds of pure asshole in a 10 pound sack

but i’m kind of nervous we’re not going to get clarity?

“If you noticed Lestat was acting a bit off during certain moments of the play, you were right to think something was going on. There are things in the second book in The Vampire Chronicles series, The Vampire Lestat, that better contextualize Lestat’s behavior in this moment. We won’t reveal that book plot here, but Reid says “seeds are placed” in the trial and in next week’s finale. At the time of publication, the series has not yet been renewed for a third season. If it is renewed, showrunner Rolin Jones previously told TV Insider that it will be an adaptation of The Vampire Lestat.”

(oh pls we all know the renewal is a sure thing but anyway—)

SEEDS ARE PLACED?

WE’RE PLACING SEEDS, AMC???

be for so real right now and do not tell me i have to wait another two years for the overdue “oh actually there were Reasons, i know we made him out to be a flaming (charismatic) dickwad for the non-book-reader to despise again and again and again, but actually lestat’s not soooo bad, not entirely, we were just fucking with your mind”

i’m breathing. it’s not sunday yet. maybe all will be well. i’ve only been waiting patiently since ’22 to have this poor bastard loathed 2% less in the court of public opinion. i have NERVES