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egophiliac · 11 months

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this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them #can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks!#fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out)#also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side.#he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble #once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head.#anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours #but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious #specifically because you know silver would NEVER.#100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him.#lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c #silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father.#lilia:#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids #you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would #he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along.#(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him)#i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations #but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there #sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there.#and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too #but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.

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softgothbabe · 2 months

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Rare photo of me smiling w teeth

#i don't like my teeth lol #bottom row is too crowded so a couple teeth are quite crooked #thankfully the way i smile you can't usually tell #i should have gotten braces but my family couldn't afford it #other folks w imperfect teeth i see you and i love you!! 🖤#my post #me #softgothbabe #my face #smile #green hair #dyed hair #alt girl #alt enby #septum #makeup #self love #selfie

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shima-draws · 2 years

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Rewatching HTTYD 2 and RTTE made me realize how badly they fucked everyone over in HTTYD 3. Like. Did they just look at all their character development and go “Yeah, we can flush this down the drain”, or

#Shima speaks #It's so bad. It's SO bad #I mean arguably the characterization in HTTYD 2 needs work as well but like.#We got the MAJORITY of the character development in the TV series so it's fair they can't really express all of that in the films #But like. Even the difference between 2 and 3. They reduced all the dragon riders to be comedic relief #And it makes me SO sad #Especially Snotlout and Fishlegs #And don't even get me STARTED on how they totally bungled Valka's character #Lies down #Thinking about HTTYD 3 makes me so angry. God dammit.#They had ONE JOB #Putting aside all of my regular complaints about 3 there's still SO much more that's wrong with it #Grinding my teeth banging on the walls pulling my hair out etc #HTTYD #Sorry lmao just. Watching the first two films and the series really puts things into perspective of how bad the third film is #I cannot. I cannae #How To Train Your Dragon

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starflungwaddledee · 6 months

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Does starstruck have teeth?! Also, political backstory?! Why is she in politics???

i think that all waddle dees have teeth, but i would say that hers are particularly unusual and make her even more resistant than most when it comes to opening her mouth.

and good catch on that one, i actually tried to sneak it past! 😂✌️ but you're right to be dubious about the idea!!

politics is probably not a particularly good place for someone of her uhhh... intellectual calibre. i admittedly can't really see it resulting in anything less than a crisis of some kind

#'intellectual calibre' said with all the fondness i can muster as someone who is equally as stupid as her.#she is my sona after all! she gets it from me. i'm stupid first and foremost; she just got lumbered with it too 😂#starstruck dee #asks #btw waddle dees have teeth because i have written hundreds of thousands of words from bandee's pov and i NEEDED to be able to write #“he grit his teeth in frustration” because he certainly can't rip out his hair and that little dude is dealing with idiots left and right

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matsukamix · 3 months

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SEASON FOUR BAYBEE

season four but my chances of getting back into ososan are only getting slimmer baby!!!!!!!! I've discovered other strange looking pathetic men to be autistic about.

Splatoon background characters my beloved.

#i think what I've learned is the weirder a character looks the hotter they are #the matsus just look like vaguely muppet like dudes.#but Ichiya? No eyebrows FUCKED UP hair FUCKED UP teeth bro's built like a noodle and there ain't a thought behind his eyes #he's also canonically a celebrity and can't go out without getting mobbed by fans. his potential for toxic yaoi is also incredible.

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meownotgood · 1 year

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aki's just the sweetest whenever he has a crush on you.

he's totally obvious, immediately standing up straight whenever he sees you, finding it hard to meet your eyes and absently fiddling with his thumbs while he talks. he blushes to his ears when you stand a little too close to him. his hands get clammy and sweaty and he'll shove them in his pockets hoping you won't notice.

he compliments you every time you meet, telling you that you look pretty (like always, he means, you always are). he shares his lunch with you when you forget to bring any, he asks if you'd like to come over for dinner (he was supposed to run some errands instead, but if you want to come over, that's more important, and he isn't going to tell you that). he offers to pay for everything when you're around. the tone of his voice gets lighter and he smiles more. maybe someday he'll get the courage to ask you on a proper date.

#the one thing he can't do? confess #he's so obvious to literally everyone #but he refuses to confess to you when anyone prods him about it #he's just too nervous #and besides... he doesn't think you like him that much anyways #of course you obviously do but he can't tell #he fixes his clothes and his hair every time he sees you #he brushes his teeth multiple times and refuses to smoke if he's going to be around you #he'll make sure his apartment is completely spotless whenever you come over #I think akis never had a crush on someone before so he's a little bit childish about it #he's the kind of man who would do absolutely anything for you if you just ask #'aki... sorry to bother you... but if you have time.. could you please do this for me?'#'yes' (without hesitation)#aki <3

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glitchtricks94 · 10 months

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Yeah, the Hashira are cute, but have you seen Gyutaro? He's just utterly deranged, spiteful, mean, and I dunno, I wanna kiss his pretty face until he can't think straight.

No one can blame me for having a taste for deranged men, I've pretty much always been this way towards people I can tell just need a pair of soft hands to gnaw on while they get snuggles. That and I don't really care, I love my deranged pond scum man 💜💜💜💜💜💜

#glitchrambles.txt #gyutaro #gyutaro rambles #He's in my brain again and he won't leave #Like yeah I got a thing for Kyo #But sadly his bright eyes and cute smiles just can't top the shark teeth and insanity Gyu has #There's just something about him #I can't resist #He's just so alluring with his crooked and cruel smile and crass mannerisms #Like #I love digging into his mind you know? It's a fascinating dissection and study of how those around someone shape them #Makes me wanna be a big sister to Daki because I would love another sibling #Like I already have a bunch online why not add another lol #And I wanna cradle Gyutaro's head to my chest and pet his hair and trace that marks he has and-#I just need to coddle him for awhile #It's a need at this point

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americanflagcumrag · 2 months

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Need to get her so drunk I can tap her cheeks and have her just smile blankly back at me until I slap her hard and hold her and pet her hair to comfort her and have her cling to me like im not the one that just did it

#and also so i can rape her rag doll body after I choke her out so she'll shut up about the condom thing #need her straddling my lap so I can grope her ass while i shove my tongue in her mouth #holding her down by the hips while i suck her dick so she can't move at all #reminding her of my teeth when she tries to grab my hair to guide my head

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dbphantom · 2 months

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How its been going if I'm being quite honest

#Sorry this is ooc it's just how I'm feeling #My brain went 'oh? You're in the middle of the worst week of your life? Here's a random character to fixate on until things calm down 👍'#I'm back at the apartment btw #Severe thunderstorms here so they kept us in the air for an extra hour #But yeah I'm sorry I've been inactive and not chatty lately. Just going through a lot right now and it's taking its toll #I'm doing what I can just to keep myself from falling to pieces #On the brightside the paper work went through so she will be seeing the specialists on Monday if all goes well #On the downside I just can't stop crying #I can barely walk as soon as I got in I just collapsed #I barely slept all weekend #This is the first shower I'm taking since Thursday night #Haven't brushed my teeth either #I know I smell like shit I just couldn't be bothered #My hair was matted to my head #I felt bad for everyone at the airport but I just couldn't bear to be away from her longer than absolutely necessary #Cruddy rambles

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myauditionfordrphil · 3 months

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God I feel like shit rn

#rant time #the surgery went good and their were no complications but i feel so dirty inside rn and i know it's normal but still can't help it #since i got out of the ot I'm just lying down because there's cotton stuffed in my nose and i feel like everyone will come out if I sit #and that's why my neck is constantly tilted giving me a killer ache in neck and back #there's dried mucus blood and medicines stuck on my teeth and mouth and I cant even properly rinse it #and since my nose is blocked i can't eat properly #my hair's a nest and I cant even fix it #this all is very very normal but it's very overwhelming too amd I feel like crap bcz of it #somi.exe

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dylanconrique · 5 months

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"he's just emotionally unavailable. the most upset i ever saw him was when the diamondbacks swept the dodgers during the division playoffs." OHOOHOHOHOHOHO LUCY KARAMA REALLY IS A BITCH BECAUSE THAT STATEMENT IS GONNA COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS SO HARD NEXT WEEK WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING UP AT WEEPING WILLOW TIM BRADFORD THROUGH DAZED UNFOCUSED EYES. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#*carly catalogs #*screams at the top of my lungs and then combs a hand through my hair and proceeds to walk away as if i were a normal fucking human being*#i am so. NORMAL!!!!#I'M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR #can't you tell????????#can't stop thinking about tim yelling out that not 1!! but 2!!!!! officers are down #...... one of them has to be lucy #*bares teeth* it has to!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway....#the rookie #chenford

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beaft · 1 year

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i am so sick of looking and sounding like a woman. every day it is "madam" to the left of me, "miss" to the right, here i am stuck in the middle and PISSED the FUCK off

#i can't even be mad because like. i Do look like a miss. i Do look like a ma'am. it's a fair assumption to make #but i can go out with my hair tied up + binder + men's clothes + not a scrap of makeup and i will STILL get ma'am'ed by everyone i speak to #normally i just grit my teeth through it but my god it wears me down

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waterfallofspace · 1 year

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hello. i am having severe feverish g/ojo thoughts.

"You mean him severely fevered, or that the thoughts are se-"

Yes.

#thats it thats the post thats all ive got #there is an image of his normally pale face flushed #all the angles standing out with each brilliant curve illuminated from the warm glow #sweat soaked hair clinging to his forehead as his normally playful mask is slipping #tongue peeking out through his teeth as he sucks in sharp breaths trying to retain what little control he has left #the world around him starting to feel a bit further away #he can't seem to quite focus enough to pick individual shapes out from the masses #im so out of my mind right now but i just cant stop thinking about this #if i could draw better... you better believe i would be drawing this...#i might do it anyways but unlikely because the image is so pure in my head and i dont want to dirty it #ANYWAYS im posting this here because uhhhhh well honestly because i just need to say it somewhere its rotting my soul

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piplupod · 2 months

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pretty sure i just got a spider bite while trying to fall asleep 🧍

#i thought it was just a stray hair on my elbow under the blanket and kept trying to shake it off #and then i finally went to brush it off w my hand and felt a bump there #and then it was unbearably itchy so i turned the lamp on to apply some anti-itch stuff bc it was driving me nuts #and i was trying to see where it was on my elbow bc wtf when did i get bit #and then i looked at it and it was very pale like a fresh bite and then there was some skin torn like a spider bite #i cant tell if theres two little holes or not and honestly idk if spiders always leave two fang marks fjdkdl #but it doesnt look like a mosquito bite unless i tore the skin myself from scratching at it #but the way it is looking... very similar to past spider bites #anyways i just removed everything from my bed and methodically searched Everything. looked all around the bed too. cannot find a spider #so. shrug. <- actually very afraid #but the thing that makes me Really think it's a spider is that the bump was super pale and now after a little while it is regular skintone #so that makes me think it was a brand new fresh bite the way it was a different colour and now its normal looking #which is uhhh scary! to have had a spider possibly in my bed!#and I can't find it so i simply do not Know and that is going to make it so hard to sleep tonight fjfkdl #man i barely ate today too so im just... really not doing well at this very moment fjfkdl #i cant eat anything rn though bc i already brushed my teeth and i dont want to do that again tonight fjfkdl #but i am. so hungry. augh. idk what I'd even eat anyways im too anxious to stomach anything #WHERE IS THIS SPIDER. WHY DID IT CHOOSE MY BED TO BE IN 😭#im in bed so often ... it should avoid places where ppl are ....#i feel like such shit rn fjdkdl i just rly wish i didnt have to deal w all these bugs #in the past month I've had a couple spiders and Several(!) weevils and a centipede and a clicker beetle and a couple earwigs #im just so tired of bugs i rly am fjfkdl idk why they choose to come inside and idk HOW they're getting inside #i hate living in a basement!!#i just want to sleep so i dont have to deal w being awake for a while fjdkls but now im all freaked out #i want to curl into a little ball and blink out of existence I'll be so honest rn. im just. idk.#✨ I don't think I have a place in society ✨ i am not a good enough person to exist in the world ✨#i dont want to go to sleep bc what if the spider comes back fjfkdl i wish i would've found it so i could've trapped it #and then let it outside tomorrow! i wouldnt have even killed it. the universe should've given me that one bc im so niceys #unfortunately the universe doesnt play nice w me fjfksl #spider tw

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nulfaga · 9 months

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no one told me that white elf sounds like that LOL. The thing is that idk anything about the voice actor but it sounds like he's just having a ball of a time putting on his little fancy pants manner. It's fun but it's unequivocally a joke. He knows. We know. On the other hand the red prince's va had such an earnest aura of upper-class repression it was like. he was kind of in on the gag but not. quite. which was mesmerizingly perfect casting for an 'upper-class snob dude' character

#also the golden rule guys. you can't laugh at your own character if he won't laugh at himself #you can't think your character's an asshole if he sees himself as misunderstood #at least. you CAN. and i guess it suits larian's generally lighthearted tone #but come on. i as the player don't want to *** this guy's ***. i want to put him on a vaudeville stage.#anyway whatever. btw shadowheart sounds sooo young. her va is in her 20s but she sounds so incredibly young #also as long as i'm griping i want to make ugly and mid characters in the cc. i want acne and crooked teeth and pockmarks #thinning hair. fiveheads. wattle. wounded baby bird looking faces

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beemovieerotica · 1 year

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ouurahrrhah I wonder which one is GIRL and which one is BOY

#nintendo i hate you for the female Rito designs they genuinely suck ass #why can't they be cool birds why do they need wavy pink hair #gnashing my teeth #loz totk

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