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having an extroverted husband is not for the weak. like wdym, he’s meant to be dropping me off to work but somehow, ended deep in conversation with one of my coworkers—who he literally just met 😭
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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You look lost...
#Elvis Presley#my art#I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation#something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP...#we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns')#but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart...#it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes#poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis
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Disliking Tallchuck is a MAJOR skill issue.
#he isnt even ugly#you guys just don't like he doesnt look comically young for a 50 year old#that or you just dont like adult men...? maybe? idk#i love him so much#he is handsome you guys dont have eyes on your faces#also#splitted chin was a jumspcare sure but it doesnt make it worse??? why my people hating on it so much???#he is the handsomest tallman from this show and i wont be hearing anyone out. he could be the handsomest character if it werent for holm <3#lol#anyways#don't hate my beautifull tallchuck#he deserves love as an adult and as a (tallman) adult#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#tallchuck#my man makes me feel things#i loved him before but this?? this is a treat for me <3#btw#tallchuck is just mickbell version of chilchuck#my shit
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some silly guys!! the silliest guys around!!!!!! :)
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#belphegor#omswd#beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me beelzebub#belphie#beel#obey me art#my art#omg so a story related to this drawing#my 7 year old little sister loves walking into my room while im drawing to ask questions#belphie is kinda iconic to my sisters in that they dont know who he is necessarily but they both know of him as 'emo cow'#he has no name he is just emo cow#so she sees me drawing belphie and shes like omggg is that emo cow?? whos that next to him?#“oh thats his brother” “HE HAS A BROTHER????” “yeah he has 6 of them” “WHAT?????????”#cue like 50 questions about who his brothers are “are his brothers also emo?” “are his brothers also cows?” “are his brothers also animals?#then she gets to “so what animal is this guy next to him?” “a fly” “PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA EWWWWWWW WHY IS HE A FLY HAHAHAHAHA”#“next youre gonna say he has little wings that go bzzzzt” “....yeah he does” “PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTTTT”#she saw me drawing asmo yesterday so i pulled him up and i said hes a scorpion and she thought he was the coolest >:DDD#unrelated but mourning the fact that i accidentally covered beel up so much that i couldnt draw his muscles :( someday someday
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chat imma be honest that project diva PC release has had lasting consequences ,
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#art#doodles#dat me#comic#ms paint#life is paint#i should get in on that animation meme. for my obligatory july animation that i always get possessed to do.#i sourced these sonas from my actual old art on my deviantart and here on tumblr. weeps#this blog is too ooooooold#10 years old ..................#technically the ipod isn't dead but the battery is shot so it only holds charge for maybe a half hour if you use it#i still have it. it lives in my desk. i just charged it for the first time in 7 years a few months ago so i could rebuilt my#authentic middle school vocaloid playlist as a youtube playlist. AND add to it#268 songs and counting! there could be even more on here but i had to delete some in middle school cuz my ipod could only hold 8 gb#My ipod was literally filled to the brim with vocaloid. I had to delete some 50 songs over time so if i didn't i would be over 300 now#do you guys remember the chunky rubber wrist bands of the late 2000s and early 2010s. miss those
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Started this back in February when it was more topical but... I suppose no time is a good time for romance as far as Theo is concerned.
#doing a meme like the old deviantart days#good for the soul#theo#my draws#amaranthine#technically#i could ramble on about some of the choices here but perhaps it'd be best to let it speak for itself#also i think that's supposed to say “physical touch” but i couldn't find a font that matches to correct it#so my neurotic self had to leave the author's typo for the sake of aesthetic coherency#ok one piece of commentary: brain problems + highly repressed upbringing = where i put theo on the kinky slider. it had to be there#you should think less '50 shades' and more '50 year old guys waxing poetic about quicksand scenes in old adventure films' for that one#he's not a quicksand guy. but that's the vibe.
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You can't just buy ink ribbon for a type writer. The stores have ink ribbons for specific brands and their specific models. BUT when you take that 1.3 cm wide ink ribbon out of the box, you have an ink ribbon! I am going to switch it to my old type writer. I hate this place, even ink ribbons aren't just ink ribbons.
#The cashier told me it won't work because it is for a different brand etc but have you heard about the guy who fixes type writers#By modifying modern parts so that they match the old parts HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM HE QUITTED HIS 50 YEAR CAREER#so I have to do it myself then#diy projects#Adam savage give me strenght I don't want to brake the type writer#type writer
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idk personally I think at the end of NATM1 Ahkmenrah should have gotten to have Cecil dragged back to his exhibit and have his hands cut off, as would have been an the appropriate punishment for a grave robber in ancient egypt, but that’s just me
#For historical accuracy I should note that punishments for grave robbing did vary; cutting of the hands was just one. not the worst either#Technically he didn’t rob Ahks grave but he a) helped and b) locked Ahk in his sarcophagus for 50 years so I say more than fair#plus I for (some strange reason) get the feeling that Ahk's fathers rule would have smiled to kindly on grave robbers.#I was gonna make a nice normal post like “ahk should have gotten to sock him in the jaw” but then I remembered I’m full of history nerd rag#And on tumblr.#Cecil’s lucky Ahkmenrah is about 1000% times nicer than everyone else#the second I found out he was the old nightgaurd I would have kicked him in the dick but that’s just me#you could have hit him Ahk. Nobody would blame you.#Aside from the fact that it’s a family movie and chopping off a guys hands for the crime of grave robbing is probably not super appropriate#It would not be in character for Ahk to do any of that. Which is a shame.#…My hatred for British Egyptology may impact my feelings regarding some characters#I have a lot of pent up history nerd rage#Natm#ahkmenrah#natm ahkmenrah#night at the museum#natm Cecil Fredericks#Night at the museum
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Like to imagine that Andrew is not a love song guy unless he needs to be dramatic, in which case he is absolutely not above using it to get what he wants
Neil and Kevin at the court getting ready to leave with Wymack to meet a possible recruit, Andrew lying on the floor of the suite back at the dorms listening to A Picture of Me (Without You)
Neil and Kevin getting a text from Aaron that says “come get your man he’s sullen and melancholic and it’s killing the vibes”
They swing by the tower and pick him up before leaving and he has no idea what they’re talking about but he insists Kevin takes shotgun so he can sit in the back with Neil and insult his striker choices while occasionally kicking the back of Kevin’s seat
#Andrew just like ‘I have been ABANDONED’#Andrew is definitely an old school love song guy#nothing gets across what you’re feeling like the implication you went through 50 years of music to find this specific song#andreil#all for the game#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#kevin day#kandreil
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I’ve been obsessed with Scott/Jean/Logan for months now and am so excited you got pulled in too. Scogean is the only ship name I’ve commonly seen for them!
ive been binging all the x-men movies + x-men 97 over the last two weeks and wolverine just makes me laugh. he’s so silly
#sometimes family if you your wife and the stinky guy shes cheating on you with#and your wifes clone and your 50 year old newborn#and your coworkers#srpbreplies
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am i right? 😎
*holds out fist*
*chase and taub stare*
am i - 🙁
*hesitantly bumps fist*
im right.🥳
#look officer that's him! that's the meow meow#s8 e3#my baby boy is a 50 year old man#house md#hate crimes md#silly little guy#(has gone to prison)#gregory house#greg house
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When I remember the toplock and bottomlock discourse... like okay I do understand why people were not willing to take us seriously. And plenty of things about tjlc itself were far fetched + unhealthy. But every 3-4 months or so I'll just take a moment to remember the show as it was and it's like. Damn I really can't believe they tried to play it like we were insane for thinking canon Johnlock was a possibility. Like we all watched the scene where Sherlock reimagines Mary in her wedding dress shooting him in the heart. And we were nuts for thinking that maybe just maybe they were going somewhere with that???? John Watson spends all of A Scandal in Belgravia unable to form meaningful romantic relationships because of Sherlock + is absolutely burning with jealousy at the thought Sherlock is forming a meaningful romantic relationship with Irene and it was so unbelievable for us to think that they were writing it that way with intentionality??? That was a fringe unhinged assumption to make? On Tumblr, of all places???? Like I can look back reflectively on 2014-Jan 2017 and recognize there was a lot to criticize about TJLC. But we were so normal for entertaining the premise that a queer man wouldn't queerbait us like that, you cannot convince me different.
#tjlc#bbc sherlock#also guys tjlc is 10 years old damn.#if anything that feels shorter than I would expect#because I was 15 when I got into it and even though that's only 9 years ago#it feels like it should be#50 years ago at least
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You know what…
Celebrities are followed by the Paparazzi
and Bruce Wayne is a celebrity.
so… in a stroke of luck a paparazzi manages to take a photo of Bruce Wayne aged 50 or more with a muscular and strong body that is also covered in numerous scars…
and this was just a month after the "leak" of a photograph of Bruce Wayne where he looked like a normal body according to his age and where the use of Photoshop to "improve" the image was debated for days…
now we don't know what to think…
#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#Many paparazzi wanted a photo of Bruce's 50-year-old physical downfall#According to rumors#this is the reason for his current lack of dating#The harassment for photos reached an unsustainable point#So the Batclan planned to let a bunch of photos leak#The photos were the work of a scammer#They altered them to make him look like any average 50-year-old man#The editing was identified by internet skeptics#But they thought they improved the photo out of fear of the Waynes#A paparazzi became obsessed with debunking the good photo#This guy knows the real photo will be worth gold#So he built his own photo drone for these photos#He managed to get the photos and video of a Wayne family event#Now everyone is hot for Bruce Wayne#The Batkis don't know how to react to the enthusiastic public wanting their father#It's gotten to the point They have been asked for more shirtless photos of their own father#This is like the video of a girl looking at a man who turns out to be her friend's dad
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
No- beauty is in the EYE of the BEHOLDING.
Also an alt. version based off of that one image. You know the one.
And the reference I used as well!
#This is my first like. actual colored piece of elias#and MAN do i like it#like. haha heyy Elias Bouchard head of the magnus institute... i heard you recently got divorced again...#this guy fucking sucks. im so in love with him#as i said to my friends; 'he's my favorite 50-something year old man. sorry dad'#art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#my art#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus archives fanart#tma fanart#elias bouchard#elias bouchard fanart#do i tag the beholding in this post?#i think i tag the beholding in this post.#the eye#the beholding#the ceaseless watcher#btw sorry for lying to you guys in the 'Wish you were here!' post. i never hated elias.#you could say that i. that im.#that im sorry for the decepti-#[gets brutally pipe murdered]
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saw an ask where someone was horrified that people walk around and hang out in graveyards and i'm like oh buddy wait till you find out about the graveyard where my ancestors are buried in cornwall where they moved all the headstones up against the wall so they could make it a public park
#i think it's kind of hilarious like yeah honestly i get it it's an old quaker cemetery#i think we were the first visitors in at LEAST 50 years there to actually see relatives buried there#the only thing i know about those guys is they disowned my great great great whatever grandpa for not buying a bible#which set off a chain reaction where he ended up in africa
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