#the guardian is a dumbass

[hyakunana]

Ah yes, the Prismatic experience when they deliver your main subclass in the starter pack 😌

[maiamars]

rocket about adam in the near future :

[mahoganyrust]

😒Don’t be this person guys, seriously. AI images are cringe as hell. Calling it “ai art” just makes you look like a pathetic wannabe. And it’s annoying and disheartening af for artists like me to see this shii. Plus it spits in the face of all our work that we put online for FREE.

As for the weirdo who posted that - I told you to take it down. You did not. So here we are. And by thoughtlessly repeating my tags (weird since it’s not a repost) you’re also implying that you wrote my fic. You most certainly did not. So I’m double pissed😊

Thanks to the gobsmackingly amazing @midoristeashop for bringing this to my attention. Real artists lookin out for real artists 💪💕

Fighting against AI isn’t always made easy for us, but that doesn’t mean we have to just put up with it. I’m still allowed to throw hella shade XD I’ve already reported it and am waiting for consensus rn. Ik it’s tempting, but don’t add to the report pile, since all it does is clog up Tumblr’s system.

Anyways.

[k9punkout]

in reference to this poll that urak won

[lessnowon]

my favorite thing about the guardians of the galaxy is how they are all, every single one of them, stupid. there's no character that has to be reasonable and smart 100% of the time, they all get their dumbass moments. they are each of them a moron (and more than that, they are also each so many other things at the same time)

[dawnofiight]

Gabe used to do that dad thing where it sounds like they're dying in the bathroom but they're really just cleaning their tongue and David has been and will continue to be over it (he does it too)

[nana2009]

davekat and their accidental offspring

[ohfugecannada]

Fanfic/fancomic idea I just thought of while watching SpongeBob clips:

Semi-early on in Rocket and Groot knowing each-other/working together, Groot sees Rocket’s cybernetics for the first time. Maybe it’s a similar moment to when Quill first saw them in the prison scene in Vol.1, maybe it was during a particularly intense battle with a bounty and Rocket gets the back of his shirt torn up exposing his back but just yells at Groot to focus on beating the other guy etc.

Whatever the case, Groot sees Rocket’s cybernetics and, not yet fully understanding the concept of cyborgs or anything, tries asking Rocket about them later. But Rocket just keeps either trying to deflect and change the subject or just tells Groot to shut it and quit bugging him about it.

So Groot, having no context or idea of Rockets trauma and everything, starts thinking and filling in the blanks in his own way. And after putting together:

The metal things on rockets body

His habit of stealing peoples robotic prosthetics, batteries and other electronics

The fact Rocket hates taking baths and (seemingly) most liquids apart from alcohol

The fact Rocket never laughs at Groots jokes

And the fact he never shows any genuine emotion other than rage or cockiness

Groot comes to the Galaxy shattering realisation that Rocket is, in fact… A ROBOT.

Aside from the intital internal screaming he has about everything making so much more sense now, Groot does find it strange how mammalian Rocket looks. But then Groot figures, since they have previously caught robot bounties who tried (and failed) to pass themselves as organics by wearing artificial skin, Rocket’s probably doing the same thing.

And oh no, maybe that’s why he was so defensive before about those metal parts of him showing?? Maybe he’s been discriminated against for being a robot and is trying to pass himself off as an organic animal to protect himself? And/or he has a deep seeded internalised robot phobia???? And Groot trying to push him about it made it worse?!??!??

So Groot, after realising the “truth”, tries to be more supportive of rocket and him being a robot. He doesn’t directly confront Rocket or try to press him on it. Since he tried that before and fails and he’s figured out it’s a sensitive subject for rocket. But Groot does his research on robots and tries to figure out what make and model rocket is (with very few results) so he can better look after him incase he malfunctions or something, he makes sure to “borrow” extra batteries and oil canisters when ever they’re at a place with electronics because he figures that’s what he really uses for sustenance instead of all the burgers and junk food he eats in front of Groot for (what he thinks is) the sake of appearance, tries to stop him from getting wet whenever it rains or they visit a mostly water-covered planet, calls Rocket out if/whenever he makes crude comments about other robots because (internally) Groot draws the line at Rocket taking his own issues about being a robot out on his fellow robots etc etc. All because Groot doesn’t care what Rocket is and just wants his best friend to be happy and feel safe and accepted as he is. As well as for him to trust Groot enough to come out in his own time when he feels ready.

Meanwhile Rocket is just. Completely baffled by Groot acting so weird around him all the sudden and doing all this. And no idea Groot thinks he’s a robot because of his cybernetics. Eventually culminating when things escalate out of hand and Groot cutting to the chase, gently telling rocket he knows he’s a robot and that he doesn’t have to be afraid of hiding it anymore because Groot still cares about him no matter what.

…And rocket, slightly less gently, telling Groot that goD FLARKIN DAMNIT GROOT!!! IM NOT A GODDAMN ROBOT YOU STUPID MOLDY OVERGROWN PEICE OF CRAP TWIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basically, it’s the Krab Borg episode of SpongeBob if SpongeBob tried being a supportive robot ally to Mr.Krabs instead of jumping him in his office with Squidward.

[ronkeyroo]

Just going to ramble you got a thing for blue xD but i find lovely the cat x dog themed pair. Plus bonus points for their different personalities!

Shayu and Commander Saturn 💙🦋🪐

How you think they would interact with each other?

(Love you to bits, hang on there! You are a SURVIVOR!)

From one blue hair to another

I think...Their interaction would be something endearing, if only for this moment ;;

[raayllum]

It's a Sign! The dragons are leaving. We don't even have to sneak in now.

I love my little warped Moses man who screams at the sun with religious zealousness, thank you

[ma-xdr-iv-e]

I just redid the campaign story on my awoken hunter and I just noticed something.

Our character feels a little too poker faced?? I don't remember at any point that I played, saw the face of my character move. They kinda just like :T or :|

I've never heard my characters laugh too.

Or maybe it's just me idk

[rose-tinted-vision]

help I just found out that past me downloaded guardian at some point in time so now I have a whole novel to read on the plane ride back

[edgepunk]

I'm replaying the gotg game by eidos montreal

[nocek]

Hi!

Did you see that one episode of “What if..?” Season 2 will be about Bucky and The Red Guardian? I hope it will inspire a Petvengers doodle or two 😻I have been enjoying your Spiderverse art lately 😁

Link to news: https://twitter.com/thunderbnews/status/1686118945265160192?s=61

Oh shit! I was so disappointed and discouraged with marvel shows I completely forgot this is still a thing 😅

I mean this will most likely will go against my headcanons for them but screw it. I want to see it. It's gong to be so stupid! >w< and I want to be inspired to draw a lot of stupid things

So thank you for giving me this tiny tidbit of enthusiasm for tv mcu again 💙

[mayonaisalspray]

Basically my gourmand play through

+Wip of oc slug. Maybe I’ll finish it uh

[star-keepr]

two of my tavs and two guardians from bg3!! <3

[below are Ivarian pics]