#the great god om

[fictional-gods-tournament]

Prelims

Fandom: Discworld

Characters' info under the cut

Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers (wiki)

Domain: Hangovers

Propaganda:

has a grudge against the god of wine, Bibulous, because whenever Bibulous drinks, Bilious is the one who experiences the hangover

Azrael (wiki)

Domain: The Death of The Universe

The Auditors of Reality (wiki)

Domain: Order and physical qualities of reality

Propaganda:

Sticks in the mud

Offler the Crocodile God (wiki)

Domain: Crocodiles

The Lady (wiki)

Domain: Luck

Propaganda:

do not draw her attention or call upon her name for she will abandon her most ardent worshippers

Anoia (wiki)

Domain: things that get stuck in drawers

Popaganda:

"I pray to her when I get my hand stuck in my dresser drawer" -my former roommate

Death of Rats (wiki)

Domain: guides recently deceased rats to the afterlife

God of Evoloution (wiki)

Domain: Evolution

Propaganda:

he loves bugs :)

Nuggan (wiki)

Domains: official god of the state of Borogravia, also in charge of paperclips and unnecessary paperwork

Propaganda:

anything you don't like can be called "an abomination unto Nuggan"

The Great God Om

No particular domain.

Propaganda:

Satirical take on the Christian God. How many gods do YOU know who got turned into a tortoise because their followers stopped believing in them, and then had to learn from their mistakes so they could get powerful again?

[sometimesmyhandswork]

[divine-swag-summit]

Higher Bracket Quarterfinals: Match 1

Madoka Kaname(Puella Magi Madoka Magica) vs The Great God Om(Discworld)

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Brutha: If Om has million believers, I am one of them. If Om has ten believers, I am one of them. If Om has only one believer, that believer is me. If Om has no believers, then I am no more on the Disc.

Brutha: ...So fuck my life, I guess.

[pratchettquotes]

"I told you, I never made the world," said Om. "Why should I make the world? It was here already. And if I did make a world, I wouldn't make it a ball. People'd fall off. All the sea'd run off the bottom."

"Not if you told it to stay on."

"Hah! Will you hark at the man!"

"Besides, the sphere is a perfect shape," said Brutha. "Because in the Book of--"

"Nothing amazing about a sphere," said the tortoise. "Come to that, a turtle is a perfect shape."

"A perfect shape for what?"

"Well, the perfect shape for a turtle, to start with," said Om. "If it was shaped like a ball, it'd be bobbing to the surface the whole time."

"But it's a heresy to say the world is flat," said Brutha.

"Maybe, but it's true."

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

[same-pic-rick-roll]

🫡

Soldier on, little tortoise god.

[i-am-worm]

Inktober 52 2023 - Week 46 - 'Believe' DOUBLE BONUS

Last Christmas @scifer got me a discworld t-shirt, and it came in this awesome envelope with fake stamps from the discworld on it. I knew I had to do a drawing on the envelope at some point, and here it is! Have the god Om being his grumpy self.

[anintrovertedechoe]

Every time you make a Mammon Mpreg (Jpeg but you know. Pregnant) I’m always eating so I literally nearly die.

I dotn want to die, what if I reincarnate as the Mpreg Baby

suffer.

[ilikehfjone]

CRYING AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥

uh. yeah sorry.

[offbeat-manga-ships]

honestly my bad that it took me so long to tag ou no kemono: enpei no arcana as 'queer character' considering prince tenyou unambiguously fell in love with rangetsu thinking she was a boy and even sought advice from his bi/gay brother on how to make that work.

[bakedbakermom]

reading a book that makes me want a tortoise know very little about tortoises look up small breeds that are easy to care for ooh this one looks perfect! lifespan: 125 years um. never mind.

[divine-swag-summit]

Higher Bracket Round 4: Match 3

Photo credit for The Spiral: @kurulover

The Spiral(The Magnus Archives) vs The Great God Om(Discworld)

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Om, meanwhile: This is Brutha, he's my boi, he is Prophet of Prophets and the Cenobiarch. Bitch.

[beeboomachine]

if ol chuckster came out as agender would they have to repaint the names of all the naval vessels?

[sat-in-a-rat-trap]

hi. im going fucking insane over this panel again

[dreamyberry]

/ 2.6.23