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[rin-may-1103]

Delilah's language (part two)

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"Tomorrow?" Danny repeated, glad he had set his cup down.

Mr. Wayne smiled, relieved Danny hadn't completely brushed him off. "yes, it's tomorrow. Damian, my son, is a huge conservationist. he gets it from his mother."

Danny blinked but before he could cut in, Mr. Wayne continued, "Oh! not that I don't care about the environment and stuff, it's just-"

"I get it," Danny reassured. he did not want to get stuck listening to Mr. Wayne try and fail to 'fix' his self-perceived mistake. "but I still don't really understand why you want me there..."

like sure, the kid's a fan of Danny or whatever (he was still trying to wrap his mind around that one.) but would the kid actually want Danny at his party? wouldn't that be like... he didn't know, weird? to just have this random guy from Illinois show up?

"Right!" Mr. Wayne coughed, scratching his face in embarrassment. "once Damian learned that the purple back gorillas would be in Gotham, I suggested we have his birthday party at the zoo. He told me he wanted to know everything he could about their species. so, I invited all the scientists working with the gorillas to the party so he could talk to them."

Danny nodded in understanding when Mr. Wayne glanced at him, even if Danny thought that that was the most fruitloop way he could have gone about it. then again, Danny's pretty sure all billionaires were fruit loops...

"He started digging into their history once he learned about them, and after some digging, he discovered that you basically saved their species. He has declared that he must meet you at all costs. something about needing to know their language?" Mr. Wayne trailed off, looking at Danny as if to see if he knew what his son meant.

If the kid was looking to Danny so he could learn the language then that meant he read the same paper Danny had. the scientists that had dedicated themselves to studying Delilah had printed one claiming that the purpleback Gorilla language was apparently hard to learn. (Even if Danny had been able to understand it pretty easily and told them so.)

they had listed Danny as the only person fluent in it so far, which now that Danny thought about it was kinda rude. they hadn't asked to put his name in there and now look at him! being visited by Fruitloops looking for him to be at their son's birthday parties.

anyways.

so, if the kid, Damian, read the same paper, he must have concluded it would be easier to learn the language from someone who was already 'fluent' than try and teach himself. (something Danny can't blame the kid for, but still.)

"KIDS!" Dad's voice bellowed from downstairs making Mr. Wayne startle and turn to glance down the hall. "IT WORKS! IT WORKS!"

...

"so, when do we need to leave?" Danny asked, all previous paranoia and reservations thrown out the window.

mr. Wayne slowly turned back, his brows furrowed in confusion. "we, uh, we'd have to leave in," he glanced down at his watch, his eyes widening a little, "an hour. I have to leave in an hour."

mr. Wayne then frowned as he looked back up at Danny, "I just need your parent's permission and you can come with me now, or I can arrange for another flight for you later tonight or early tomorrow?'

danny did not want to find out how they were going to test their new machine, so, he turned and cupped his hands around his mouth as he shouted, "HEY MA! CAN I GO WITH MR. WAYNE TO HIS KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?!"

it was silent for a second before she shouted back, "SURE! JUST BE BACK BEFORE WE LEAVE FOR OUR TRIP!"

oh, right. his parents had a trip planned for their anniversary. something about a huge ghost or demon trap in Wyoming they wanted to investigate.

"YOU'RE LEAVING TOMORROW THOUGH!" Danny shouted back, "DAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW! I CAN'T GO IF I WANT TO BE BACK IN TIME!"

"OH! UH, THEN JUST BE SAFE! TAKE YOUR BLASTERS WITH YOU!"

Danny blinked, then shrugged. He could do that. turning back he found Mr. Wayne staring at the floor, his brows raised and furrowed in concerned confusion. Danny didn't know someone could make a face like that, but seeing as Mom had finally gotten Mr. Lancer to curse in front of him last year, it wasn't that surprising.

"let me pack my bag and then we can get going," Danny announced, standing up and grabbing his cup from the table, silently offering to take Mr. Wayne's as well. the man handed him his full cup and watched as Danny walked away.

well, at least Danny had already told the other ghosts to leave him alone for the rest of the week. they shouldn't get into too much trouble while he's gone. speaking of trouble, Mr. Wayne lived in Gotham, a place riddled with crime and violence.

dupping the cups into the sink, Danny turned and rushed up the stairs. unplugging his phone, Danny sent Sam and Tucker a text to let them know he wouldn't be in amity for the rest of today and tomorrow. he also let them know he'd keep them updated.

once done with that, Danny turned to his closet and rummaged around until he found his old backpack. pulling it out, he dumped the contents onto his desk and made quick work of packing his essentials. Clothes, phone chargers, and ectoplasm in case of emergencies. Mr. Wayne said he'd pay for the travel fair and hotel expenses, so Danny only needed to worry about food.

glancing in the mirror, Danny finally noticed he was still dressed in his pj's. he took a second to debate whether he really cared enough to get dressed properly or not before shrugging. Mr. Wayne's already seen him in them and they're comfy, no point in changing.

zipping up his bag, Danny tossed it over his shoulder and quickly ran downstairs. Mr. Wayne was walking around the room, studying a few of the leftover project pieces that his parents had left lying around. man, Jazz was going to be so annoyed once she learned they hadn't been picking up after themselves. again.

"Alright, Mr. Wayne. I'm ready when you are." Danny greeted, stepping into the room. the man turned to look at him, a strained smile on his face, "Just Bruce is fine."

"Alright, mr. bruce then." Danny agreed, gesturing for the man to start making his way to the door.

mr. Bruce heaved a sigh, shook his head in resignation, and turned to walk out the door. digging his keys out of his pocket, Danny turned to shout into the house one more time, "BYE MA, DAD! I'M LEAVING! HAVE FUN ON YOUR TRIP!"

not waiting for a response, he closed the door and locked it. turning around, he found Mr. Bruce studying him. lifting his brow in confusion, Danny started making his way down the steps and over to Mr. Bruce's fancy car. why the man had a fancy car when he said he'd be flying Danny didn't know, but he's pretty sure it has something to do with image or something.

Vlad did the same thing after all.

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Fun Facts About Gorillas

While gorillas are young, they are typically primarily raised by their mothers. They rarely even let other members of the troop hold them, a behaviour even less often observed in mountain gorillas. Gorilla mothers carry their children with them everywhere, provide for them, share nests with them, and protect them constantly. They have even been observed to typically not put down their child for the first six months of its life at all. 

When gorilla infants get a bit older, they tend to begin interacting with their fathers more. They’re know to lean on them and involve them in their games. This protects the infants as their fathers care increases their chance of survival if anything happened to their mother, Because then, it’s reported that a lot of times their father becomes the main person to look after the infants.

Despite this, scientifically speaking, gorilla infants have only a 40-75% survival rate in the wild. Meaning, a significant portion of baby gorillas die young. 

Why is this important information? Because Johnny is a gorilla. To be more specific, he’s apparently a Mountain Gorilla. 

So yes, Marcus being an overprotective father makes absolute perfect sense. Especially if aspects of their base species are being kept besides their design.  

As does Johnny primarily taking after his mother and being a mom’s boy, even years after her death. Because he would have been extremely close with his mother during his early years of life. He likely would have been with her constantly, hardly ever around other people, besides maybe his father, and definitely not left in the care of others often. 

And Marcus would have become protective after Johnny’s mum’s death because that’s what Silverbacks do. They take care of their kids. He would be overprotective because he’s already lost a member of his troop and he doesn’t want to lose his kid now too.

[rin-may-1103]

Delilah's language.

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Danny quickly sat up in confusion, glancing around to see what woke him from his rest. It wasn't completely silent, he could hear his mother talking on the phone with Jazz, something about an offer to learn internationally. Looks like Jazz was actually considering leaving the States then, good for her.

Dad was down in the lab, and the sound of the soldering iron slamming onto the table as the blow torch activated reaffirmed that he'd have to check their progress later. His parents have been working on a new weapon, something to do with magnets, and well, Danny wasn't sure exactly, he just knew he'd have to check it out sooner rather than later.

That's when he noticed it; the crunch of gravel under light feet, the sound of a car door closing. Someone was walking toward the house.

No wonder he was startled awake; no one ever visits them and if they do it's usually bad news. Throwing his blankets to the side, Danny grabbed one of the hoodies littering his floor (it was Sam's, the "save the trees" text was a dead giveaway. Heh, dead giveaway. get it? Because he's de-)

Pulling it over his head, Danny quickly rushed out of his room and down the stairs. Mom stayed in her room, not even glancing over as he passed. Good, just means he'd have more time to figure out the situation before it got ugly.

he got to the door a second before the footsteps stopped in front of it. taking a deep breath, Danny forced himself to calm down. he could totally be overreacting right now. just because they never got visitors doesn't mean whoever this was, was bad.

alright fenton, take a chill pill. you fight ghosts that are basically gods daily, what was a measly... (sniffing the air, confirmed it was a human, their body oder a clear clue.) human compared to that?

exhaling, Danny reached for the door handle and yanked the door open before the person could ring the bell. The person, a man, quickly stepped back and stared at him with wide eyes.

"can I help you?" Danny asked, making sure to keep the door in front of him like a shield.

"Oh, um," the man glanced over Danny's head and into the house, eyes catching onto whatever project his parents left in the hall. the man was probably trying to see if Danny's parents were close by, possibly uncomfortable with just talking to him.

"I'm looking for a Daniel Fenton." the man finally said, breaking his eyes away from the project.

danny frowned, stepping back a little and closing the door another inch. why would someone be looking for him? Had he been found out? was this a secret attempt of kidnapping by the GIW? Was it Vlad?

The guy's suit looked expensive, so it was looking more likely to be Vlad than anyone else. the GIW has little to no funding so using it to hire someone else to do their dirty work was just as likely as them kissing Skulker on the mouth. laughable.

"Who's looking?" Danny grumbled, studying the man more closely. He had black hair, styled back in what Vlad would say was a sophisticated style. he had bright blue eyes, almost a deep navy. there was an almost unnoticeable scar cutting threw his lip and another on his chin. was he clumsy? or had he been attacked before?

he had muscle, more than the average person, and he stood like he was ready to either lunge or dodge. this was a man who had fighting experience. someone Danny would have trouble with if he couldn't use his powers.

"right," the man nodded his head, sheepishly rubbing his neck. "introductions are in order then. my name is Bruce Wayne, you must be Daniel."

Danny's brain short-circuited for a moment. Bruce Wayne. As in Bruce Wayne multi-billionaire CEO Bruce Wayne? the one who's basically considered a prince and lives in one of the most crime-ridden cities? That Bruce Wayne? was outside his house? looking for him???

"I prefer Danny," Danny absently corrected, turning his head to look at the clock in the kitchen. it was ten in the morning and Bruce Wayne was outside his door.

...

Maybe Jazz's lecture about sleep deprivation was actually something he should be concerned about if he's hallucinating Bruce Wayne.

"umm," Danny hesitated, glancing back up at the man. does he invite him in? close the door? pass out?

the man, Bruce Wayne, chuckled, "You mind if I come in, son?"

"one moment," Danny replied. there was only one way to test if this was real or not.

"MOM!" Danny shouted, listening as his mother startled and dropped her phone. She apologized to Jazz, hung up, and rushed down the stairs, ecto gun pulled and ready to shoot.

"Danny?" she shouted, finally stopping at the foot of the stairs, and seeing him at the door.

Danny gestured at the man in front of him, waiting for his mother to react.

"Oh," she sighed, then blinked a few times as she registered who exactly it was outside. "Bruce Wayne?!?" she cried, dropping her ecto gun and rushing up next to Danny.

"what are you doing here?" she asked, throwing the door open all the way.

well, that answered one question.

"come in, come in! Have a seat!" Mom gushed, latching onto the poor man and literally dragging him inside. if Danny hadn't seen her drag Dad around like he weighed nothing, then he would have been just as surprised as Mr. Wayne when she managed to force him into the house and into a chair.

"would you like something to drink? Do we even have water?" she glanced at Danny long enough for him to shake his head no before continuing, "Or tea? would you like some tea? Danny just made some last night, it's delicious." Mom suggested, not giving the man a moment to answer before she was off and running to the kitchen.

shrugging, Danny closed the door and made his way over to sit across from the man. so, he wasn't a sleep hallucination, but he still hadn't made it clear whether he was bad news or not.

"uh," Mr. Wayne coughed, glancing at Danny like he was trying to see if this was normal or not.

oh, right, people usually had water. "Mom and Dad were experimenting with the water line, and the city shut the water off. they said we'll get it back when they fix what they broke."

"Oh," the man replied, looking even more confused.

"so," Danny started hesitantly, "why are you looking for me?"

Mr. Wayne opened his mouth to respond when the sound of his dad shouting in cheer interrupted him. maddie rushed back in and handed them both a cup of tea before running down the hall to see what Jack was so happy about.

his brows furred in confusion as he glanced back at Danny. danny shrugged, taking a sip of his tea. it was pretty good, if not a little strong after sitting in the fridge all night.

"Right," Mr. Wayne laughed, "uh, as I was saying. I'm looking for you because my son's birthday is coming up."

danny blinked in confusion. Birthday? what did his son's birthday have to do with Phantom? or Vlad? or literally anything?

"he loves animals, and well. he's been talking nonstop about how cool you were for figuring out that Delilah was actually female this whole time."

what? Mr. Wayne's kid thought Danny was cool? danny fenton, the space nerd who got shoved in lockers every other day, who tripped upstairs, and was a freak. that danny? Not Danny Phantom? just danny. danny fenton???

"I was wondering if you would accept his birthday invitation. we'll be holding it in Gotham Zoo, where Dalilia and her husband and kid will be residing. I'll pay for your travel fair, and hotel expenses."

Danny stared at the man in front of him, loosely holding his tea. he could hear his parents chatting excitedly in the basement, the sound of the flame thrower still going.

Mr. Wayne looked hesitant like he wasn't sure what to do if Danny rejected his offer. did Danny's presence really mean that much? for the man to travel all the way here to invite him in person?

silently, Danny raised his tea and took a sip. well. this was nowhere close to the top ten expected unexpected things for today. Vlad was, apparently, not involved. Mr. Wayne had no idea about Phantom.

well, what choice does he have?

"when's his birthday?' Danny asked, placing his cup on the table in front of him. Mr. Wayne's eyes light up in gratitude and excitement, proving that Danny had made the right choice.

"Tomorrow!" Mr. Wayne practically cheered, his shoulders losing any tension.

...

maybe he should rethink this, it's not like Mr. Wayne promised his son that Danny would be there right?

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Dcxdp prompt where Bruce Wayne approaches the Fentons not because of their ghost hunting or even because of Phantom the hero but because Damian is a big fan of Danny for his work in the conservation of the purple back gorilla.

So now Danny is going to the birthday for this random kid (I think this works better when Damian is younger than Danny) where he teaches him gorilla sign language so he can talk to the purple back gorilla as well. (Also can we talk about how Danny learned a gorilla's sign language well enough to ask for her help to fight a ghost and he has such immaculate vibes that this wild animal doesn't mind him getting close to her.)

Also I think it would be funny if Danny became an advocate for endangered species (cause he is one lol).

[hamilando]

ੈ✩ watashi wa sutaa (smau) ੈ✩

pairing : charles leclerc x fem reader

summary : “you are my best friend!” “ I AM HIS WIFE !”

tw : suggestive, cursing

fc: Giselle from Aespa*she is so pretty-*

a/n : thank you so much to @xshazxx for suggesting this ! lysm 🫶🏻

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[nautiscarader]

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[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Doctor Who, but Chronologically: 51

So! After the glory of Silver Nemesis and the realisation that Nardole has definitely been Cybermanned to death off-screen, we jump forward to 1989. And it's one of the best episodes they ever made! We're watching the God Complex.

We open with a police officer in a hotel, opening doors to things like clowns and birthday party photographers and that. She says everyone has a room that's theirs. Hers contains a man in a fake gorilla suit, which she finds inexplicably terrifying, and then quickly writes some notes in her little police book.

It finishes with her saying "Praise him," and then... well, it's unclear. Being Monstered. She seems happy about it.

And so we begin! Matt Smith arrives with Amy and Rory, and I must stress that while I am forever underwhelmed by Amy and normally in a state of permanent irritation at how blank-yet-toxic Rory is, in this particular episode, Rory is actually great and Amy is still underwhelming. One out of two ain't bad. But Arthur Darville gets to do some genuinely charismatic acting, even if he technically doesn't actually do much, and at one point he and Karen Gillen interact without seeming allergic to each other.

Anyway: it's a hotel. An 80s looking hotel, which promptly turns out to be a labyrinth with moving walls and no external doors, and three extra people - Rita the incredible Muslim should-be-companion, Howie the conspiracy theorist dweeb, and Gibbis the cowardly alien played by a sex pest with a super injunction. They've been trapped in the hotel for days, trying to find a way out. They have a fourth member, Joe, but Joe "found his room", so he's now tied up in a room full of creepy ventriloquist dummies.

"He's going to come and eat me!" beams Joe.

"I think you should come with us," says the Doctor.

They all head off. Amy finds the policewoman's notes from the start. Howie tells Rory that it's all a conspiracy - the US has secret cities in Norway for rich people, so that must be where they all are. Rory, in the strange position of not being the sad toxic nerd for once, tells him he's an idiot, a point further underscored when Howie then finds his room and it's full of laughing girls.

But then! The minotaur monster comes after them to eat Joe, and so everyone decides to hide in the rooms. Rory sees one of the rooms as though it's a fire exit, but when he looks back, it's a hotel room. Most of the gang run into a room containing weeping angels! It's almost a great scene, except it sort of hinges around Amy going "Don't blink" as she stares at them in terror, and actually, Karen Gillen visibly blinks twice during it. They aren't real angels, though, so that's alright.

However, Rita and Joe accidentally find Rita's room, which contains her angry dad. This is devastating, because Rita is clever and charismatic and charming and even the text of the episode wants her to be the next companion when the Doctor says out loud with his physical mouth "Amy you're fired", and frankly I am still bitter a decade and change later that she wasn't ANYWAY

Joe dies. So they go back to his room to barricade in and use the kettle. Rory is useful, because he sets about wedging tables in front of the doors. Amy tries to comfort Gibbis about him being a useless coward played by a sex pest with a super injunction. She tells him that she has faith the Doctor will save them - she thought he'd abandoned her as a child, but he came back.

WHICH! We know this one!!! We've seen Amy and Rory's ending, at the end of the Angels Take Manhattan - her farewell letter said he should go and tell child!her to keep waiting. This very sensible watch order is helping tremendously.

Meanwhile, Rita continues to be GREAT. She theorises this is Jahannam, but she's okay because she has faith she lived a good life, and will be alright.

And then, of course, Howie succumbs and starts yelling "Praise him"; Gibbis wants to sacrifice him because he comes from a coward race, and the Doctor gets a really great lil speech about what a creep he is, which... well, given the actor, you know. Good. Howie tells them that the monster will only come for them once they're "ready", though, and the Doctor reasons that the minotaur is feeding on fear. They must all dig deep to avoid being afraid - cling to their faith.

Anyway they decide to trap the monster in the hotel spa. Pleasingly for the classicists among us, it is called the Pasiphae Spa. Oh, how I chortled. There's also a great moment where Amy and Rita have to hide in a hotel room, and it contains the sad clown from the beginning.

RITA: Anything to do with you? AMY: No RITA: How's it going? AMY: Don't talk to the clown.

Anyway, naturally this all goes wrong because they decided to leave Gibbis, the guy who wanted to sacrifice Howie, in charge of guarding Howie, the guy who wants to be sacrificed. So the Doctor gets as far as learning that the hotel is a prison, the minotaur is a warden, and it's also an ancient being that doesn't want to be doing all this killing and that anymore before Howie turns up screaming for rapture and the minotaur breaks out and kills him.

And then both Amy and the Doctor find their doors. It's a bit fun, actually - Amy won't admit what's in hers, and the Doctor's isn't shown. But he opens the door to the sound of the TARDIS cloister bell ringing, and says, "Of course. Who else?"

Back in the hotel lobby, we get a great Rory moment. "Howie had been in speech therapy," he says quietly. "He'd just got over this massive stammer. What an achievement. I mean, can you imagine? I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe."

It's so lovely, actually. It's well-delivered, and it's the humanising touch you want, both for Howie - who was otherwise played off a bit as a sad virgin - and for Rory, who never gets to be the Companion Who Cares, but it really implies that he spent time talking to the guy.

The Doctor suddenly sees there are CCTV cameras, and goes for the CCTV room. Unfortunately, Rita was showing Amy up too much as a companion, so she is hastily written out by leaving to draw the monster away as she feels her sanity slipping. The Doctor tells her to cling to her faith, but she dies. It is a heart-breaking moment, which is then weirdly undermined by a shot through the CCTV of Gibbis eating a goldfish in the kitchen.

AND THEN

The Doctor has an epiphany! It's not fear the minotaur feeds on, it's faith! Howie believed in conspiracies, Joe believed in luck, Rita was religious.

"But Doctor," says Rory. "Why are we here?"

He blatantly means this like "Why did the TARDIS bring the three of us here?", but for some reason, the Doctor takes this moment to just fucking roast Rory into oblivion.

"It actually doesn't want you personally, the man known as Rory Williams, because you don't believe in anything lmao. That's why it showed you a fire exit," says the Doctor.

Fucking. Uncalled for.

"Amy believes in me, though, so that's why we're here," the Doctor finishes helpfully.

Anyway, Amy relapses so they run away and end up in her room. It contains child!Amy on a suitcase! The Doctor realises he has to break her faith in him. Actually, this has been done before by Sylvester McCoy and Ace, albeit better, but ah well. He says he can't save her, he stole her childhood knowing it would kill her. "I wanted to be adored," he says.

Somehow, this immediately works. My god, but Ace took more convincing that this. Also, the Doctor apologised to Ace for that and told her he was lying in the moment, whereas Matt Smith does not bother doing so with Amy, because he apparently meant it lol. Anyway she loses her faith, and the minotaur dies and the hotel prison is destroyed.

The episode finishes with the Doctor buying Amy and Rory a house and a sports car in Roath or wherever the fuck it's pretending to be, and then... well. Leaving them? Interesting! We know he doesn't leave them, we've seen their ending when they died in New York. Before he goes, Amy says it feels wrong that he's just. Going.

"What's the alternative?" he says. "Me standing over your grave? Your broken body, Rory's broken body?"

Lol, he will literally stand over their graves. A call-back! If watched in this order.

Okay! So, questions questions:

“She” (an unknown person) is returning (Suspects: River, Missy, Me, Clara)

There is something on Donna’s back

An entire planet, Pyrovilia, just… disappeared, somehow. (Maybe because the TARDIS is exploding??? Saturnine was also lost, and that WAS because of the TARDIS exploding. The lion man’s planet was also lost but he was a bit of a knob about it if I’m honest. The Thijarian planet was destroyed by some sort of impact). Is this the Flux?

Amy is maybe dead (she’s not)

The Doctor has been cubed (he’s out, but how?)

River is possibly blown up  (Nope: she is definitely not blown up)

The TARDIS has blown up  (It’s fine now. Except it’s sort of melting now because it’s corrupted, but it’s fine again. NOPE, back to not working.)

The universe appears to have ended  (the universe is back again)

The Doctor has employed(?) Nardole

(And Nardole was “reassembled???” Nardole had glass nipples and invisible hair?? He used to be blue, and could apparently go back to it??? He’s some sort of helplessly criminal con-artist??? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE)

There’s an immortal Viking girl now. Her name is Me and she’s now looking after the people the Doctor abandons

Why was Rory entirely unconcerned by the entire world suddenly going silent when that is Not Normal and should have been, at the very least, extremely disconcerting?

What did the Doctor do to Queen Lizzie One?

Why is Amy seeing a one-eyed woman in a vanishing window? (She’s with the Silents, but we don’t know why Amy saw her)

Why is Amy’s pregnancy inconclusive? (Maybe because the baby had Time Lord DNA?) She’s deffo pregnant and the baby becomes River, but why inconclusive?

Who is Sarah-Jane Smith?

How is the Doctor Bill’s teacher and why/where does he have an office?

What is going on with the Cyber War and the Cyberium???

What happened with the Other Cyber War? Were either of these Cyber wars affected by the Doctor blowing them up with Nemesis?

What happened with the Third War that deleted the void?

Why does Rose seem particularly important?

What order do these Doctors go in? (Eccleston, Tennant, uncertain, Smith, Capaldi, Whittaker)

Which companion just… forgot the Doctor, and how?

Yaz and Vinder are about to die as Mori/Mwri/Muuri (Not anymore, somehow)

There is a Lupari shield around Earth.

What’s a Time War? Did this destroy the Doctor’s planet and/or family?

What’s the Rift?

What’s Bad Wolf? Gwyneth saw “the Big Bad Wolf” in Rose’s mind, and it was on a 1987 poster as graffiti

In which war did the Doctor become a war criminal, and how?

Why has Amy forgotten Rory? How did she forget a Dalek invasion?

Is Rory plastic or not? Yeah, must be, he couldn’t possibly remember being plastic otherwise

Why is the Doctor sulking on a cloud?

How exactly does the Doctor have a cloud?

What exactly happened with Strax to, uh, tame him?

Which friend killed Strax?

Which friend brought Strax back?

Where did this lesbian lizard and human couple come from?

What happened with Clara as Souffle Girl and the Daleks?

How does Clara actually join?

Why so many Claras? A psychic midwife says she’s just normal human

Why is Missy apparently in robo-heaven? Is this because she’s now dead?

Why is probably!Missy pushing Clara and the Doctor together?

What is Trensilor and what happened there?

Who is Handles?

The Doctor is about to be dissolved by a beautiful geode man

The universe is being crushed by the Flux

Will the Doctor open the fobwatch? Is it actually just a pager?

Sontarans are invading Earth again

Who is Kate?

Who is Osgood? Another name of Clara’s again?

The fuck is the deal with the Grand Serpent

Does Martha get to go to an ice cream planet with 12-fingered massage aliens?

How did the Doctor forget Clara?

Who is Bill’s puddle girlfriend Heather? This is presumably the star-eyed water faerie

How did Nardole die?

When does the Doctor shrink and enter a Dalek called Rusty?

Whittaker is falling to her death rn

Was that ring relevant?

Does anyone know the Doctor’s name? Missy says it’s “Who”

When did Yaz talk to Dan about fancying the Doctor?

When did Dan talk to the Doctor about fancying Yaz?

What’s happening with the bees?

What happened with Donna’s ex and a giant spider?

What war wiped out the Daleks, and is it one of the ones already mentioned?

What did the Doctor mean when he said “The (Daleks) always live, while I lose everything?”

If Dalek Caan is the last Dalek left why are there more now?

How did the rest of the Time Lords die?

How and why did Amy melt?

What’s the question that will make silence fall?

Why do the Silents… want silence to fall?

How and why are Silents at war with the Doctor when he… hasn’t even heard of them?

How does Hitler get out of the cupboard?

What’s the significance of fish fingers and custard?

Why does the Doctor feel guilt about Rose, Martha and Donna?

What happened with the space whale?

When does Rory defend Amy for 2000 years? Since Roman times, it seems

How does the Doctor survive River? He doesn’t, apparently

How does he erase himself from history

Did Captain Jack lose his memories to the same people as the Doctor? What did he lose?

When did the Doctor send the Daleks into a void to save the universe?

What’s with the weird crack in the wall and is it affecting memories?

Why do Amy and Rory think the Doctor is dead? Is it because of River as an astronaut?

Is Matt Smith’s Doctor a tree racist?

Why is the beautiful geode woman stealing people into a Passenger form?

River says she’ll die one day when the Doctor doesn’t remember her, let’s hope she doesn’t mean it

Why doesn’t the TARDIS like Clara?

When was the Master Prime Minister?

When will the Doctor go and rescue Nardole and the colonists? NEW INFO: From last episode, but I forgot to include it. But he will not! They are dead of Cybermen

How do Amy and Rory rejoin the Doctor given that they haven't died yet in 1950s Manhattan?

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can you write something where r comforts dom when he loses a big title match? 💘

did your best.

dominik mysterio x fem! reader

summary: after dominik loses the north american championship you’re there to help pick up the pieces.

A/N: thank you too @rheas-ripley and some others my request are stacked!! tysm🫶🫶 so I am trying to get to all of them! but I’m in Columbia rn w no service, I only get service at the air bnb, and I’m here for a week so yea! but I am trying!

you were on the edge of your seat, watching dominik's title match. anxiously biting at your nails, your foot jittering up and down anxiously.

your gaze was locked on the monitor as dragon lee executed his finisher, you flinched at the hard impact. your hands instinctively moved to cover your mouth.

and as the ref began to count, time felt like it was dragging, each second stretched out. it was like it was all in slow motion.

1!

you were hoping for dom to escape the pim, understanding that holding the championship meant the world to him. that this was his chance to show he's not just some character they fans boo at.

he wanted to silence the everyone, to prove he's earned his spot, and to show just how far he's come since turning on his dad.

2!

you clasped both your hands in front of your lips. muttering a quick prayer under your breath, "come on, dom, kick out," urging him on silently.

3!

ding! ding! ding!

your jaw dropped, watching as dragon lee celebrated. rushing over to embrace dominik's dad, rey mysterio, who was seated at ringside.

you felt a bitter taste creeping up inside you.

your mind racing, you watched the crowd cheer for dragon lee. all praising him. the camera panned to dominik, rolling out disappointed but scowling at lee and the fans.

you stood backstage waiting for him in the gorilla. dominik pushed past the curtain moments later, looking exhausted. a few of the crew gave him words of encouragement, he acknowledged them before moving to you. he gave you a small kiss on the cheek

he wiped his face with a towel, breathing heavily. his body was drenched in sweat from the intense match.

when he saw you, his expression softened. but you could tell he was upset. "I'm gonna go shower." he muttered into your ear before giving you another quick kiss and walking away.

you knew that dominik was putting on a brave face, he wanted to show everyone that he wasn't going to let losing the championship affect him. but you could tell that he was frustrated and upset.

your eyes followed dominik as he went towards the showers, and you felt your heart break at just how upset he looked. he was putting on a brave face for everyone else.

even though dominik was young, he constantly strived to meet the expectations placed on him. the expectations that came with being a wwe legends son. he didn't want to look weak in front of everyone.

but at the end of the day when you’d both leave and go home, you knew the truth. you knew how much the loss affected him. how much it hurt to lose the championship that meant so much to him.

and you hated that he was acting like he wasn't affected by it. that he couldn't even let his feelings out to the one person he trusted the most.

you sighed running your hand through your hair frustrated.

——-

you were talking with roxanne when your phone buzzed in your pocket. you excused yourself as you checked it seeing a message from dom.

you checked your phone, seeing you had a text from dom. "I'm ready to go back to the hotel, I have your stuff just meet me in the parking lot when your done."

you sent him a quick text back, letting him know that you'd be there soon.

and finally, you told roxanne that you had to head out. she didn't ask too many questions, just giving you a quick smile before nodding.

you began the walk to the parking lot. you checked your phone again as you walked, seeing that dom had replied, letting you know he'd be waiting at his car.

once you reached the parking lot, you began looking for where you two had parked the car earlier. as soon as you spotted it, you began to walk towards it.

you quickly approached dom's car, seeing him leaning against it. his arms folded, and his gaze directed at the floor. he looked pretty exhausted, and you felt a small pang of empathy for him.

you couldn't help but frown as you got closer, wanting to help him feel better in any way you could.

"hey..." you said softly.

dom's head snapped up, turning to look at you. he was silent for a moment, before finally speaking. "hey.”

he tried to put on a smile, but it was clear from the look in his eyes that he was still upset. "you ready to go?"

"yea i am." you said, he opened the passenger door for you before passing over to the drivers side

as you settled yourself in the passenger seat, he quickly got in the driver's side and started the car. for a few moments, neither of you spoke. he was clearly lost in his own thoughts.

you were also quiet, just watching him driving. finally, you decided to break the silence. "are you okay”

"yeah, I'm fine.” he muttered, his voice coming out quiet and hoarse. he didn't seem convinced when he said it. he kept his eyes on the road, his gaze straight ahead.

there was a heavy silence in the car, as if all air had been sucked out of the car. you tried to think of something to say, to break the heavy tension. but your mind was completely blank.

dom was still staring straight ahead, not seeming to want to look at you at all. it was clear that he was trying to hold back his feelings.

he pulled up outside of the hotel, turning off the engine and unbuckling his seatbelt. he looked over at you, finally looking at you once again. his expression was still stoic, but there was a hint of sadness in his eyes.

he climbed out of the car, walking over to your side and opening the door for you.

you got out the car, waiting for him as he grabbed both of your bags out the trunk. you both went over to the hotel entrance, and he opened the door for you once more before following after.

once inside, the lobby was mostly empty besides a few hotel workers busy behind the front desk. however, you could faintly hear music and laughter coming from one of the rooms.

dom led you over to the elevator, pressing the button before leaning against the wall. he looked he looked exhausted, keeping silent.

he let out a long breath, his eyes still directed at the floor. he seemed like he was completely lost in his own thoughts and didn't want to speak about it.

as the elevator doors doors opened to reveal the hallway of your floor, you both made your way down to your room. he fished out his keycard from his wallet to unlock the door. you both walked in grabbing your bag he'd left by the door.

the room was quiet and clean, much like a hotel room should be. dom closed the door behind him, and you could hear the lock clicking loudly before the room fell silent once again.

dom sat down on the edge of the mattress, seemingly exhausted as he begun to take his shoes off.

you laid your suitcase on the bed, going to your knees to look for pijamas. you looked behind you seeing dom, your heart tightened as you stood up. you walked over to him sitting down next to him, you rested your head on his shoulder taking his hand in yours.

"babe talk to me."

he turned to look at you, his gaze still downcast. he gave you a small, tired smile, seeming almost relieved that you were there.

"i'm fine. everythings alright.” he muttered, giving your hand a quick squeeze.

you looked up at him, "but you're not fine."

he stayed silent, not moving an inch. he was clearly still trying to hide his feelings, putting on a brave face.

"i'm fine.” he repeated again, sounding slightly more convincing this time. the tension was palpable.

"dom please." you pleaded softly, you just wanted to be there for him. you just wanted him to let you be there for him.

you could see the strain of trying to stay strong slowly starting to crack. he let out a heavy sigh, his gaze going back to the floor. he stayed quiet for a moment, before finally speaking again.

"it just sucks-" he muttered, his voice coming out hoarse. not being the champion anymore seemed to be weighing on him.

"it feels like i've failed. I failed you; I failed the fans; I failed everybody." he muttered, a mixture of exhaustion and sadness in his voice.

"oh, baby, you didn't fail me; you did the best you could."

"and the best i could do wasn't enough." he replied, still keeping his gaze cast to the ground. he was clearly frustrated and upset, disappointed with himself.

his free hand moved restlessly, and you saw that he was tightly kneading the fabric of his pants.

you begin to trace patterns on his hand, looking down at your intertwined hand. "dom listen to me, you gave it everything. I'm proud of how hard you fought. this isn't the end. you'll get through this-we'll get through this. together."

he stayed silent for a moment, his gaze going up to meet yours. his expression softened, and you could tell he was trying his best to believe your words.

he swallowed, and his hands relaxed a little bit, though you still saw some tension there. "I don't know, y/n/n, I just- I just feel so defeated right now.”

your eyebrows furrowed, your heart hurt seeing him hurt. you gently turned his head so he'd look at you. "dom." you said softly, searching in his eyes, you wanted to say something instead you just wrapped your arms around his neck. pulling him into a hug.

he leaned into the hug, finally burying his face in your shoulder and letting out a heavy breath. he held on to you tightly.

he was lost in his own thoughts, the weight of having failed again weighing him down. it was clear that, although he was trying to stay strong and move on, he needed some comfort right now.

"I don't know any way to convince you that you deserve everything you've gotten and so much more." you mumbled into his shoulder, "dom you're gonna get so much more title opportunities, I just know you will."

he stayed silent for a moment, his head staying buried into your shoulder as he took in your words. he was still trying to process the loss, trying to convince himself he would have other chances.

finally, he spoke. “I'm just scared. that this is the start of the end, y'know?"

"this isn't." you reassured, "you’re so young, and your career is just starting. you have so much more to do."

he stayed silent again, but you could see him slowly believing what you were saying. he was still disappointed with having failed to keep the championship, but he was coming around to the thought that he would have more opportunities.

he looked up at you, and his expression softened a bit. "I appreciate you being here for me, amor..." he said quietly.

"you dont have to thank me, ill always be there for you."

he smiled softly, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek. "I know you will... and I love you." he said quietly, his hand moving to hold yours.

“I love you too," you told him. his fingers laced with yours, his gaze now fully on you.

he smiled softly, and for the first time since his match, he looked genuinely happy. as if all the worries had momentarily washed away, and he was now in the present with you.

your eyes moved to the stray hair that had fallen on his forehead, you moved it away gently. “you ready for bed?” you asked your gaze going back onto his eyes.

he gave a small chuckle, and looked back at the bed. he nodded, seeming relieved that the mood had shifted. "yeah.” he said, letting go of your hand. “I'm beat."

you stood up tying your hair up. “same, but I’m gonna go shower first.”

he gave you a small wink, moving over to you, letting his hand trail down your side. he leaned down, whispering into your ear. “I know a way to save water.”

you rolled your eyes, “no dom.” you said playfully.

he chuckled, a slight grin spread across his face. "pleaseeeee?" he whined, making it sound like a child asking for candy. he tried to give you his best puppy dog face, his eyes looking at you hopefully, the two of you making eye contact.

after a moment you caved, “fine.” you said, “hurry up.” you laughed out running away from him into the bathroom.

he let out a small laugh at your reluctant agreement, chasing you into the bathroom.

[zombholic]

SORRRY i worded that wrong😭😭😭

like doctor!abby in a domestic environment lol, like how she is at home vs how she is with work

idk if that makes sense, if not don’t worry about replying hahahah

my bad completely xx

OOO I LOVE THIS QUESSTTIIOONNN, UMMM.

lemme like put them into 2 sections !!

—

DOCTOR ABBY:

- abby is definitely a neurosurgeon or a cardiologist like her dad was, she works along with mel and her dad.

- SHE STAYS PROFESSIONAL NO MATTER WHAT !!!

- which she’s doing checkups with patients she knows when they are flirting with her, like cmon who wouldn’t?

- abby uses big doctor words that would be too hard for your ditzy brain to understand so you just stick with whatever you’re doing.

- no like why is dr. anderson so fucking hot, when she’s sitting down, no matter where she is sitting THIS MUSCLE MOMMY MANSPREADS DAWG.

- omg don’t get me started on just her eyes when she wears a mask, she always wears a mask in the hospital unless shes in her office.

- as much as she loves her job she will always come back home to you!!

HOME ABBY:

- just regular abby at home only wears lounge wear, shes either in a tank top and sweats or shorts and a sports bra.

- she actually has a personality when she is at home or just around people that has nothing to do with work and this lady has the most dirtiest jokes to spill out her mouth

- doctor abby is proper and cute and calm, HOME ABBY BENDS U OVER THE COUNTER AND FAKE FUCKS YOU FROM BEHIND THEN RUNS AWAY

- leave u standing like “i will beat this bitch up”

- she will never leave ur side when she is at home, she is clinging onto you like a fucking gorilla sized spider monkey.

- yeah she’s like 10 years older than you, she is literally the most childish person and you love it.

- when she comes back home from surgery and a patient doesn’t make it, it really takes a huge toll on her and she just needs you to hold her, dont talk just hold and comfort her.

AN: i hope this is what you were looking for!! i tried my best, i literally wrote this on my 15 lmao😭😭

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[moonilit]

Please I want to know more about what animals you think Dick and Damian should’ve been in Beastworld

This Got long and I’m not even posting half of it. First, sorry this took so long. Secondly I haven’t read Beastworld, so I’m not exactly answering for that book. And lastly, I know you asked about Dick and Damian specifically, but to answer that I will have to address Bruce. 

My two cents on What animal represents [Bruce, Dick and Damian] in my biased opinion ? 

First: big daddy, Bruce Wayne

His most famous associated animals are bats and wolves, but I don’t think they fully capture his heart. My argument? He’s a silverback gorilla. Here’s why:

Looks intimidating, actually ridiculous.

Leads through dominance. Silverbacks call the shots; others follow. (His "sons" may assist, but they execute his orders—they don’t co-lead.)

Bruce’s core trauma is losing his parents, which left him afraid of new connections. He craves bonds but is held back by fear.

Wolves and bats are social creatures; they form families and raise their young together. But where they don’t fit Bruce is that they thrive on cooperation. Being a team player isn’t his style—he tolerates it at best.

Wolves are pack hunters, while Bruce prefers to work alone. He’s more of a protector than a hunter to me. His goal is to defend his domain (Gotham), and to do that, he establishes Batman’s dominance—which fits a silverback better than a wolf.

Bruce is an absolute unit. He uses his size and strength to intimidate first. Everyone who doesn’t know him sees that threatening glare and imposing presence and fears him… but secretly, he’s a tired dad of five.

It’s also funny how gorillas are portrayed in media (King Kong: scary, monstrous) versus what they actually are: family-oriented gentle giants who only fight when threatened, care deeply for their young, and grieve their losses. They’re silent protectors. Sound familiar? That’s the mainstream’s view of Batman versus who he really is.

In conclusion, a wolf or a bat might describe aspects of Bruce, but they don’t capture his subtext and heart. To me, the silverback gorilla does.

Second: Our favorite loyal son, Dick Grayson

Now, here’s the real wolf of the Bat-family—but not for the angst they project onto Bruce.

Looks cute, actually scary. (Don’t pet the murder dog.)

Wolves are social; their pack is family. Dick is naturally social and adopts people as ride-or-die kin.

No “lone wolf” nonsense. If wolves leave, it’s to find food or form a new pack—just like Dick, pre Crisis Dock just felt like he out grown his Robin custom left and built his own family (the Titans).

Wolves thrive in teams. There’s no squad Dick can’t lead; he’s the ultimate cooperator.

They lead through trust and respect, not dominance—Opposite to Batman and just like Nightwing.

Wolves aren’t the biggest predators, but they’re fast, agile, and win through teamwork. Fits Dick’s acrobatic, hit-and-flip fighting style.

Bruce’s tantrum over Dick leaving? Yeah, that was his emotional support puppy growing up.

I don’t feel like there is a strong reason to make big comparison between wolf a foxes. I feel like its too obvious i honestly was shocked they even thought about making dick a fox of all beings. Foxes are cooperative but solitary, they know a lot of friends but won’t necessarily call it a ‘family’. They are registered as “low threat” which lets be real, even regular mob in Gotham knows not to miss with nightwing he is not ‘low threat’ etc etc

like Read these pages and tell me thats not a Silverback Dad and his over energized wolf son?

>> skipping over: Barbara, Tim, Steph, Cass and all the Titans we get to

Lastly: the most Responsible baby in the world, Damian Wayne

I feel like I should point out that a lot of Damian personally get confused with his Trauma, but I don’t have time to dive into that so lets jump to the direct answer of the question

From what I’ve seen, Damian gets labeled a "cat" to paint him as rebellious, independent, and aloof. I’ll argue this is a shallow take that misses on the his core qualities. and, just like with his father, it fails to capture his heart.

Damian’s core quality imo isn’t ‘arrogance’ its his sense of responsibility.

Some confuse Damian’s violence and stubbornness for pure rebellion. But his independence isn’t about defiance; it’s his determination to do whatever it takes to ensure the group’s success.

inter the Anatolian Shepherd. Independent but devoted. take their responsibility very seriously, you can depend on them 100%. strong fighters who are able to take down wolves, big cats and even on some accounts, bears (?). They Have a habit of taking charge and micro organize the ’flock’ so I can imagine the rest going like “oh god here he comes to see how i got myself injured” lmao

Anatolians are loyal to their flock but don’t see themselves as servants—they’re equals in ensuring the group’s survival. Damian has outright told both his Batmen (Bruce and Dick) that he’s their equal. He doesn’t wait for orders; he decides when to act. Its BECAUSE he have a huge sense of responsibility he would defy orders, hence why he mistakenly gets labeled as “rebellious” aka a cat.

Once Damian felt respected by the Batfam (first Dick, and Stephanie), he started taking active responsibility for them. Even in the League of Assassins, his drive was never "I want this" or "I deserve this"—it was "My family’s honor depends on me." again, responsibility not ego

Anatolians aren’t predators; they’re guardians. Why does Damian care about Gotham? He didn’t grow up there. It’s simple: It’s his father’s home, its where his now family is, so he’ll protect it. His entire arc with Bruce echoes this: "Your son will not fail you." “I had to do it, to protect our kingdom”

Anatolians aren’t tyrants—they’re trusted because they’re good at their job. Damian doesn’t demand obedience for power’s sake (he’s handed authority to Dick and Bruce willingly). He loses it when others disrespect him because they assume he’s selfish or incompetent. Dick broke through to him by respecting him—he just needed Damian to work with him. Its so so important to understand Dick didn’t ‘tame’ Damian, he earned the right to lead him. Anatolians follow equals, not masters.

At the end I don’t think Damian is a Cat or an Attack dog or even a falcon for many reasons, but essentially: non of them fit or explain his deep devotion to his loved ones, his fundamental sense of responsibility. or his strong sense of duty. Damian is like an Anatolian Shepherd—responsible, disciplined, and protective. (Also it doesn’t help this kid just keep collecting farm animals wherever he goes, and be shown feeding and introducing them like he can’t help it)

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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[darkeralmond]

Rebellious

Rutger Mcgroarty x fem! Reader

song: gorilla - bruno mars

synopsis: y/n is the daughter of the umich hockey coach. you’re in charge of managing the social media page for the team. when rutger catches your eye, your father pulls you aside and says not to get romantically involved with any of his players.

warnings: 18+, smut, rough blow job, dirty talk, hair pulling, oral fem! receiving, oral male! receiving, the use of the word ‘daddy’, she/her pronouns

word count: 1.7k

a/n: this was an idea i came up with a couple nights ago and i really needed to dump it out on someone. the best person to do this with is rutger bc i love him and ik he likes it rough!!

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You had gotten home from the boys practice after getting some footage of them for the social media page. You always had a special interest in photography and making content. Since your dad was the hockey coach for the University of Michigan, he inaugurated you to be the hockey team’s social media manager.

It was the first day you got prepared to ask the boys questions that you met Rutger. Your dad noticed the way you were looking at him the whole time he spoke and pulled you aside.

“I don’t want you getting romantically involved with any of the boys on my team,” he sternly said. “I already told my players that I don’t need any drama on the team, and I don’t need my little girl heart broken.”

You wanted to argue against it, but your dad’s expression intimidated you. You let out a long sigh before answering, “Yes, sir.”

After practice, Rutger came up to you while you were walking out. “Hey! I thought you were really pretty and I was wondering… do you… uh… wanna go out with me Friday night?”

You frowned and glanced back at your dad who spoke to Dylan and Nolan. You then looked back at Rutger and sighed, “Sorry. I’m not allowed to date guys on the hockey team…” You explained the whole situation to him and you could see his heart break. You felt awful.

He nodded his head and looked down at his feet, “Yeah, I get it. He’s just looking out for you.” He looked back up at you and flashed a false smile.

“Thanks for understanding. I’ll see you tomorrow,” you said before turning away and making your way to your car. He watched as you walked away, his heart sinking at the painful rejection.

That was about 5 months ago, now here he was driving up to your apartment that you shared with your roommate, who got a last minute call from their professor to go to the lab to run some experiments. That meant you were home alone.

He stood outside your door as the rain came pouring down causing him to get soaked in rain water. He knocked on the door, his heart beating fast.

You opened it up and saw a drenched Rutger in your doorway. “Rutger?!” You met his gaze and saw how distressed he looked. “What are you doing here?”

He opened his mouth to speak, but the words got caught on his throat. He let out a sigh as he shook his hands. “Y/N. I am in love with you,” he said.

You stared at him as your mouth dropped open. He wasn’t being serious. There’s no way he was being serious. He knew the rules your dad set in place. “Rutger-”

“I've been in love with you since the first day I met you,” he cut in. “You’re so nice and smart and funny and beautiful… I can't get you out of my head!”

You blinked a couple times, your mind went blank due to the shock. “What?!”

“Y/N,” he said as he stepped closer to you. “I need you. I need you more than anything. Screw what your dad said, I need you.”

“Rutger,” you smiled softly. You brought your hand up to his face and caressed his cheek. His chest fell up and down rhythmically with his breath. “I need you too.”

He smiled widely and placed his hands on your waist. You glanced down at his lips before closing space between you and him. Your eyes fluttered closed as your lips locked together. The first kiss didn’t last long before you both pulled away.

You watched as the smile on his face faded as he leaned back in again, the kiss feeling hungrier than the last one. He craved the taste of your lips and the feel of your body.

His tongue slid between your lips to venture deeper in your mouth. You moaned into his mouth as he did this, his grip on your hips tightening. Your body pressed against him, his erection pressing against your leg. You pulled away out of shock and glanced down at his pants.

“Oh, shit! Sorry!” he immediately apologized, his cheeks flushing bright red. He let go of you and looked away.

You grabbed his wrist which caused him to look at you again. “Don’t be sorry,” you said. “I mean… if you really want to… you know,” you paused as your gaze trailed off somewhere else. “We can.”

You looked back in his eyes and saw the shock, the thrill, the hunger that glinted in them. “Your roommate isn’t home?” You shook your head. “…Are you sure?”

You smiled, “I’m positive.”

That innocent expression on his face quickly changed as he entered the house. You giggled seeing how eager he was to sleep with you. You shut the door after he entered and grabbed his hands, leading him upstairs to your bedroom.

You shut your bedroom door after you entered. You turned to see him already stripping out of his shirt. You laughed, “How long have you been waiting to fuck me?” You stripped out of your hoodie, revealing your black bra.

He looked back at you as he undid the string on his sweatpants. “Well, I’ve had a lot of dreams of you sucking my dick.”

Your facial expression shifted to a coy expression as you approached him again. “Then let’s make that a reality,” you said in a gentle, quiet voice. You ran your fingers through his hair as the two of you shared another heated kiss. The kiss was full of desire and lust.

You pulled away from the kiss and got down onto your knees, tucking your hair behind your ear and out of your face. You traced your finger on his shaft which was strained against the fabric of his boxers. He let out a shaky breath before groaning, “Fuck…”

His erection popped out of his boxers when you pulled them down, he was bigger than you expected. You wrapped your fingers around the base of his dick before taking a couple licks at his slit.

He shuddered at the feeling. “Don’t tease me, Y/N. You’ve already done that enough,” he begged. You did as he said and took him into your mouth. You bobbed your head gently, trying to take all of him.

He grabbed your hair in order to guide you at whatever pace he wanted. As your tongue lapped up his length, his moans filled your ears. His cock grew harder inside your mouth. The more you sucked him, the more the friction drove him crazy. The sensation was intoxicating, making his hips thrust forward uncontrollably. A moan escaped from his throat.

When he was close to climax, he threw his head back and shouted your name, your tongue working overtime to satisfy him. Once he was satisfied, he shot a load in your mouth. You pulled away and coughed.

“Shit,” he frowned and ran his fingers through your hair. “I’m sorry, Y/N.”

You calmed down from your coughing fit and then giggled, “It’s okay! I’m just glad I made you feel good.” You wiped away the mess he left on your mouth.

He smirked at you, “Well, I’m still gonna eat you out.” He swooped you up off the floor and carried you over to the bed. You laughed as he threw you onto the mattress and climbed on top of you.

He removed your shorts easily before throwing them aside.  He stared down at you, placing a soft peck on your forehead before leaning down to kiss you again.

He pulled back and placed trailing kisses that lead to your stomach, then stopping at the spot where your panties started. He slipped them off of you before his lips traveled lower until he reached your clit. He slowly parted your folds as he sucked hard on your clit, causing you to moan loudly.

He worked you harder and faster, making you arch your back slightly. The heat built up between you again, leaving you panting for air and desperate to feel more of his touch.

He stopped sucking on you and ran his tongue along your inner thigh. You let out a gasp as the tingling warmth spread throughout your legs.

He continued sucking your clit while rubbing circles on your wet entrance. Your breaths became heavy and shallow, your hips bucking underneath him.

“Fuck!” you whimpered.  Your orgasm hit you like a truck, leaving you weak on the bed. Your legs felt as if they were going to fall asleep from exhaustion.

Rutger chuckled as he moved his attention back to your clit. He teased it by swirling his tongue over your sensitive nub while licking around it. “Cum, baby,” he mumbled against your skin.

His hand moved upward as he started moving his fingers in a circular motion on your clit. The feeling sent shocks through your body, you couldn’t help yourself from moaning louder and grabbing onto the sheets beneath you. “Yeah, just like that.” He then inserted two of his fingers inside you. “Cum for daddy.” He sent vibrations down to your center as he curled his fingers inside you.

You shouted as your orgasm crashed into you. Your body tensed up as your orgasm gripped your body. You gripped onto the sheets, unable to control yourself as you released every ounce of tension you were holding in.

He removed his fingers from your core, the warm liquid spilling from you in thick trails. He wiped his fingers on the sheets as you began panting for breath. “Do you feel better now?”

You felt rebellious after that. You explicitly went against your dad’s rules. Matter of fact, you did worse than what your dad told you to do. You fucked one of his players and it felt good. “Yeah, I do.”

He laid down next to you and stared at you. You giggled, “What?”

He laughed as well, looking away from you. “Nothing! You’re just so beautiful.” You felt your cheeks flush red at that compliment.

You ran your fingers through his hair and smirked. “Well, now what should we do?”

He hummed. “We could always go on that date...”

You giggled and nodded your head, “Yeah. Of course I will.”

[currentfandomkick]

So. Back after getting sick and mostly recovered, and able to write again. This one has been editted a few times, and yes the visit continues to next part. Skulker narrates again as Sampson is difficult to write—yes she’s getting more narration at somepoint i hope, but our fave gorilla is not cooperating, and Danny is not awake.

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Enjoy the contained(?) chaos.

Danny’s awful hospital visit pt 1

Danny was tired. So, so tired. But he had to patrol. Taco’s antics didnt stop his other rogues from existing or causing problems. But whatever power that be who chose mercy? He was sooo making fudge for tomorrow, and setting up an altar.

All hail ‘no one else on patrol’ god(s). May their pillows be their preferred temperature at all times, their food just right and the ambiance absolute. Or whatever.

That pull was back, the one he always got by the portal and let it lead him home.

He barely clocked the heat from the water or pressure change. Just bounced a bit before going to Sleep Spot and curling up.

Some Asshole grabbed him and he bit them. Not hard enough to take off a limb, sadly. He was too tired for that.

Then he was in Warm Arms like Dad, but Dad isnt purple…

Whatever, Nocturne take the wheel. he’s sleepy

There was some jostling, but nothing he couldn’t sleep through.

Then he was being pulled. And there was screaming and yelling but he didn’t understand ANYTHING.

His head hurt. His tail hurthurt.

His eyes got too hot in Sampson’s arms and he Wailed.

The yelling stopped and he clung to Not Dad But Close Enough.

There were too many people in there.

But they stopped making sounds. He curled back into Not Dad’s arms and went back to sleep as Safe Soft was talking somewhere and would keep him safesafesafe

—-

Skulker was true to his word, and recruited Ember, Kitty and Johnny 13 in distracting the ectopus assaulting the Whelp.

Seeing Ember’s Bandmates throwing ectoblasts outside of trickshots and dares was an oddity. And a good reminder of why one does not enrage a performer: their fans and allies come in droves of untrained and un-to-semi-tapped potential destruction.

Skulker was preoccupied with keeping Sampson invisible in the Aquarium to observe their skills firsthand, despite requesting their aide.

The Whelp floated in, shrunk to a small, finned creature who’s tail was far too fancy for his liking as he flopped into the water.

One of the nursing sharks swam with him and her calf, nudging him to something Skulker didn’t see.

He moved to stop them.

Sampson snarled and hit her chest. She became especially loud he moved to grab the brat, and it was a miracle the Whelp didn’t hear them.

He tried to glare back at her, only to get a face full of protectLOVEmineSoncherishSafesafesafe

Right…he had to wait for the mother to give the go ahead before nabbing the overgrown Newly Dead. Liminals.

The crashing and slips of tentacle from the far walls were far from comforting, but there wasn’t a ghost in existence dumb enough to test a parent regarding their young. Not that he’d come across and survived.

Sampson circled the tanks with low huffs as she inspected the one with the whelp hiding in the rock crevice she could not get into, given the who-knew-how-many-galleons tank and her inability to breathe underwater, unlike her fishy son.

Once Sampson deemed it ‘safe’; she moved to the closest part of the tanks and banged her chest until her fist flew through it. She moved through the glass slowly compared to the Whelp, but she is still learning to use more than just her strength if he wasn’t mistaken. A few moments later she came out cradling she her sleeping son, mertail hanging limply and softly biting his forefins, despite her best efforts to move his teething elsewhere.

Ember’s guitar rocked the building as Skulker guided Sampson out and kept them invisible. The last thing the whelp needed was someone connecting Topo’s assaults with all of his identities and alter egos.

Skulker increasingly regretted not getting to mount this Taco on a hospital wall for the time being. Especially as the ectopus made another wild grab, only for shadow to phase through him and get hit with a falling beam that stuck.

Safekeeping the Whelp first, debate ending the ectopus later. Hunting a ghost that hasn’t even had their first shedding this viscously, to the point of soul regressions, was beyond poor taste… what are the chances the hospital would help him press charges in the Greater Courts over this? Low. Very low…

Kitty’s warcry brought him back to reality. Johnny and Shadow tailed Taco with Ember hot on his heels.

The sight soothed some of his wrath. The whelp is a bastard, but no new ghost deserves a third of what Taco is putting Phantom through, stressed to soul regression…

And the ectopus has the gaul to keep going.

Leading Sampson to the Whelp’s haunt wasn’t as difficult when she remembered to stay invisible. Key word: when.

The Whelp managing to turn them both intangible in his sleep was an unexpected boon, especially when passing a group of living teens.

The mention of the Whelp’s darker frightmate hunting down whatever killed Sampson and the ‘baby mer’ were not his problem.

Managing to get into the Whelp’s familial haunt was annoying as usual—but he is far better at dodging than the whelp and the amateur hunters who can’t even skin a Newly Dead.

Pathetic, but not unexpected from living non-liminals playing with the Realms.

Getting into the basement to the portal was rather simple given the whelp’s sister distracting her parents with some essay of hers. And the thumbs up she gave him…

He had a feeling for all she can’t get a ghost’s name right, she will be just as much of a problem once he gives the whelp his necessary skinning.

Carbon existences, he’d never understand them and their ‘physical needs’.

The portal felt odd with the Whelp. A deathwail and a choking sensation stuck itself to his real body, not his prosthetic.

He shook it off, only to see Sampson flying through walls in the Zone. That was a nightmare to wrangle and direct.

“Sampson no—that is not the way to the Healers! This way, follow me or so help me I will carry you to the hospital and let you explain the whelp’s condition!”

Sampson bared her teeth before acquiescing. forced the time being at least. Wandering off was expected, but unwelcome. After the diagnosis they could do that. Not before.

Who knows if she’ll wander into a portal with the whelp? And that would be as good as an ending sentence for those two.

Skulker almost cried when the hospital specializing in pre-shed ghostlings came into view, and understood the what was going on before he could try and explain.

“Nurse Practitioner Amira, another Unshed—mentioned Phantom may be forced to come here soon, i take it you are his Chosen Parent?”

“Not me,” Skulker threw his hands up. “This one, Sampson.”

Amira smiled a bit too sharply for a moment. “Ah. A liminal of another species, in charge of the unshed halfa… can she understand ghost speak?”

Sampson snarled in response, while rocking the Whelp.

“Understood. I can take the halfa into an examine room. Are you available to translate as needed? Liminals are more difficult to understand.”

Sampson glared at him.

He caved. “I am available for this visit, future ones uncertain. I do have a haunt to manage and others i need to tend to, besides the whelp.”

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[doodletrash]

Ever since the new Miraculous season dropped I've been doing a deepdive into the Shadybug and Clawnoir universe.

I've noticed that characters major role remained the same in the Shadybug and Claw Noir universe.

Ex:

Emilie - Dead

Chloe - still a bully

Gabriel - still a fashion designer

Marinette's family - owns a famous bakery

Adrien - a supermodel

Gorilla - still a bodyguard

Marinette - fashion designer and makes her own clothes

I assume other characters in the alternate reality also follow suit, with the exception of Alya who is supposed to be Marinette's best friend (which I actually can explain why she isn't in the Shady and Claw universe)

What I'm trying to get at is, the AU is NOT a swap au like many people have been thinking- "oh! Gabriel is a hero now so he must be a good dad now!" WRONG

"Why is Chloe still a bully?? Mlb always villainizing Chloe, this supposed to a swapped au!" also WRONG

Ok so I have to admit I also had this surface level thought process for a while, but the new season that dropped chucked me back in and it got me thinking a LOT.

The only thing that changed is Master Fu was never the guardian and the supreme took over- and Gabriel swapped the hero/villain role with Marinette and Adrien.

But outside of those differences that's it. The only difference between this universe and the OG is it's post-apocalyptic or more like a dystopian world after it went awry. The characters are all the same in personality and traits, the only difference is the reaction to living in a controlled society.

Adrien was able to get under the Supreme's control due to his father's neglect and his possible depression/suicidal tendencies after his mother's death. I also think the cause of Emilie's death is different, which induced a different reaction from Gabriel- as in the original universe it was the use of a damaged miraculous that killed her. I believe The Supreme had a hand in Emilie's death causing Gabriel to become a freedom fighter and subdue The Supreme.

Now you're thinking, but if that's true then wouldn't Adrien know about it and not trust The Supreme? NO, because like in the original no one tells Adrien SHIT he's always left in the dark about everything. The only difference between him and og Adrien, is OG Adrien is more calm rather than short tempered like Clawdrien (possibly due to the change in stakes, or a difference in reaction to his mother's death). I believe Gabriel also neglected his son, whether it was intentional or not I have reason to believe that he isn't a good father like everyone believe's, yes he's betterfly but I think he'd notice his son was becoming a supervillain if he took care to pay attention.

Alya isn't Marinette's friend because Marinette doesn't care as much as she did in the OG, in the og she brought snacks to share w/ which led to Chloe's bullying. Also I just rewatched the first episode of season 1 and I forgot Marinette wasn't always obsessed w/ Adrien bcuz she just said "who's Adrien to Chloe" I feel blinder than Adrien because how did I miss that. Anyway Chloe bullying Marinette at the time was what led to her meeting Alya, but since Marinette is closed off and more guarded in the ShadyClaw universe I believe that first meeting didn't happen as expected. Marinette probably thought Alya was either pitying her or making fun of her leading to the lack of friend retention (no best friend).

Alya is also a huge hero fan and hero advocate, I believe she would have joined the resistance and got recruited by Gabriel in order to help along the way.

So basically what I'm trying to say is everything is the same and the only thing that changed is Master Fu didn't take the miracle box and run. The peacock miraculous was also likely not damaged too.

Marinette and Adrien are the most changed, due to their reactions to their surroundings and darker world causing their more guarded and cagey personalities. Also the fact they use their miraculous for personal gain rather than the help of others.

So anyway I hate how in the end of the special Shadybug and Claw Noir were immediate redeemed and became good. I wish they remained evil, and gradually became good in their own world after taking the experience in a better world to heart. Of course it wasn't going to play out like that possibly due to the fact it's a special and we're probably never gonna see Clawdrien and Shadynette ever again in canon.

Food for thought, let me know if anyone has any opinions in the comments

Also this may be a sign I'm dropping miraculous fanart soon so keep a close eye.

[devilsrecreation]

I really wish we saw Kiburi and Reirei in the finale alongside the Outlanders that were helping Kion and the Lion Guard return home and fight the Outsiders. Like, I get why they were handwoven snapshot redemptions in the premiere episode, to make way for the new story arc that featured Makucha as the Big Bad, but Janja, Jasiri, and even Mzingo (who was largely put on a bus in S2) came back for the finale. It would've been cool seeing the Outlander crocs and jackals helping Kion too, to both show how they've reformed, and to see the positive effects of Jasiri's leadership to really cap off her character arc. Plus it would've mirrored Kiara's advocacy for the Outsiders in the movie, which is a plot point that influences the second half of the episode with Vitani's Guard. Both siblings team up with enemies from beyond their borders to save the Pride Lands and ensure peace.

On a lesser note, I also wish Kenge, Sumu, and the skinks appeared in that scene as well, or maybe in the group shot cameo in the finale. I know that the general consensus among fans and even some writers is that they left Scar's army/the Outlands, but I find no reason why they couldn't appear during the group shot yet the Dan and Phil gorillas do. 😭😭

I TOTALLY agree, that would have been great! I would have loved seeing Reirei and Kiburi having Janja’s back to show everyone how their alliance has changed!

As for the second paragraph: I see your vision, although the journey to the tree of life wouldn’t exactly be reptile-friendly cuz of the cold climate where the red pandas are yk what I mean? Though it’d be cute if Kion asked how the Outlands are doing and Jasiri brings up how everyone is now respecting the circle of life “even the lizards!” (by which she means Kenge and the skinks; Sumu would prolly be included when Jasiri says “everyone”)

I like to hc everyone Kion knows was invited to his coronation, they were just out of shot. But tbh I doubt Kion would wanna invite a lizard that bites everyone and the scorpion that tried to kill his dad, so maybe it’s best that they weren’t there 😭