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The prophetess queen of deep Falü
#oc#oc artist#oc art#original fiction#elves in wigs#art#norse mythology#epic poetry#elves#painting#poetry#the golden wig
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May your soul live, achieving millions of years, you who love Thebes, sitting with your face to the north wind, your eyes beholding happiness - inscription on the "wishing cup" lotus chalice, the first object encountered inside the antechamber of KV62
#happy belated 100th rediscovery anniversary king#aight so everything is based on objects from the tomb#thats The Duck Tunic#its number is 050a#it is adult sized#going on vogelsang-eastwoods colour reconstruction (its faded over 3300 yrs)#duckie sandals 021f and g based on veldmeijers reconstruction they are also adult sized#diadem and meteroric iron dagger and flexible inlaid apron were all found on his mummy#ring on his left hand is the kneeling king presenting maat one which was found on that finger of his mummy#holding the lotus chalice obvs#staff is based on the ones the guardian statues have#sash is based on 100f an Amarna style belt#openwork belt buckle (alleged) whose number i dont remember#bracelets were found on his mummy#no wig was found in the tomb so its based on his depiction on the golden throne#shebiu collar and broad collar also from the tomb and the shebiu is the correct colours i tried to make the collar correct too#anyway u get the idea#ancient egypt#my art#tutankhamun#archaeology#described in alt text#oh and the hieros say the good god nebkheperure the son of ra tutankhamun#given life forever
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this is what i was cookin up while on nu:vacation [avoiding event spoilers] my dream.....my hopes....... EVERYONE PUT ON THE PRINCESS GOWN🗡
#those poofy skirts are very effective at hiding their lack of hips#don't need leg game when you're in a floofy ballroom gown#i mean. it would be nice if yall had leg game. get some quads up in there. maybe even some thick calves . perchance#i need thick muscled olivine revealing his glass slippers from under his skirt#his legs are LORGE and he's wearing his pretty lil stockings and walking in his heels perfectly#he practiced a lot! and now he's an expert 😊 i'm proud of him#meanwhile i want dante to try heels before wobbling and ... well#depending on whether someone witnesses him wobbling his reaction may differ#if there are witnesses he will stubbornly swear to master the high heels. if no one sees....#maybe he'll just swap out for a functional pair of boots. like quincy. i'm torn about quincy#one half of me wants quincy wearing the ugliest dirtiest most worndown boots under his new spotless dress#the other half is like YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT. YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH THOSE CALF MUSCLES TO THE LIMIT. STILETTOS ON ! MOUNTAIN MAN#at first i tried making everyone's hair match the original princesses they're cosplaying as (so everyone had much longer hair)#but when i got to blade . it just. didn't seem right#then i started sideeyeing everyone like :/ this aint no genderbending hours...#i want yall as YOURSELVES. unmodified (mostly). just. wearing the dress is all#so i went back and changed yakuoli's hair to be closer to their OG lengths#BUT thEN i sat there staring at quincy kuya and garu#bc. come on. quincy with aurora's flowing golden curly locks. he was made for it.#topper put the wig on him and he can't be bothered to take it off (long hair can act as a nice cushiony pillow 😁)#and kuya without the sassy ponytail?? well... i guess i can let him keep that since he CAN change his appearance at will#and if garu is dressed up as rapunzel... he HAS to have long hair... that's just the Point#OK so yall in the middle can have some long manes specially formulated for this special occasion.#there was already something brewing within me when tjhey announced the silhouettes#seeing yakumo in his 🧍♂️ pose and regular pants...#i was feelin preemptively robbed of pretty princess yakumo and the injustice was just casually simmering in my veins day by day#then idololivine's words spurred me into action with a clear vision#and here we are now.#at about the midway point i was yelling at eiden#EIDEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY WIVES. I'M ABOUT TO DOWNSIZE YOUR HAREM. THIS IS RIDUCLOUS I'M TIRED
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I love the head canon that all the accessories we see Effie slowly acquire throughout the Mockingjay movie was given to her by Haymitch or Katniss, maybe Peeta too once they get him back, as they go out into the ruins.
Haymitch and kids: Oh this looks like something wife/mom would like. YOINK
Bonus points if they find one that has gold or gold paint on it.
Effie treasures every single piece the give her.
#her golden glove is the one she wears most#but that mostly has to do with her silent statement that she's only here for her team and nothing else#I like to think she made the glove#maybe she was still wearing her golden wig when she got yoinked to 13 and she made the glove out of pieces of that#hayffie#effie trinket#haymitch abernathy#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark
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joycetoria version of the charden scissoring for anon ❤️
uncropped version
#joycetoria#charden#hope i did them justice#i did not really understand how to draw that golden girls ass wig#this was fun though#machinegoods#machinequarantine#suggestive#nsft
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“Just when Jayne was in need of new hairstyles came the Great Wig Robbery of 1965. When the US banned human hair imports from Communist countries, wigs suddenly became worth their weight in gold. In February 1965 a band of well-organized crooks hit Wigtowne’s warehouse in Brooklyn. The thieves broke in through the skylight and then through a first-floor wall and made off with $60,000 worth of goods, including four extra-fancy “nude white” wigs (worth $1,200 apiece) set aside for Jayne, and seventeen wigs that customers had left to have restyled. On their way out, the gang also pilfered an astonishing $15,000 worth of false eyelashes. Wigtowne was not the only target in that year’s hair heists. That same week salesman Alfred Averell was arrested with $111,000 worth of hot wigs and hairpieces stolen from his employers, Sylvester & Sons. He was nabbed when his getaway driver left hair hanging out the back of the truck, and police thought it was a murder or kidnapping.”
Eve Golden reporting on Jayne Mansfield’s 1965 wig crisis in the essential 2021 biography Jayne Mansfield: The Girl Couldn’t Help It.
#jayne mansfield#sex kitten gone berserk#lobotomy room#wigs#wiglets#bouffant wig#bouffant hair#platinum blonde#kitsch#vintage sleaze#old showbiz#eve golden#jayne mansfield the girl couldn't help it
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Made the grave mistake of deciding to watch One Season of the show I agreed to be in a cosplay group of knowing full well I can’t be normal about any media I consume and now They are on my mind 24/7
I loveeee sketching characters for the first time and getting to figure out how they work in my style, and adding in my own HCs as I go :)
#I agreed to be abba bc I already have a wig for it#then I got attached#and then today I watched episode 28.#I am unwell.#jjba#jjba part 5#golden wind#giorno giovanna#guido mista#leone abbacchio#bruno bucciarati#trish una#narancia ghirga#panacotta fugo#so many tags I’m so sorry#my art
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I make at least 10 cosplans a year and the only ones I ever go through with are the wildest of the bunch. Cannot wait to be the saddest man possible at Acen this year
#acen 2024#anime central#cosplay#harry du bois#disco elysium#just have to do the wig and shoes and we'll be golden#em's ramblings
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Toploaders I decorated and pulls from today 🎀
#so happy to get a pink Hwa! I have more albums coming so i hope I get one of him in the other wig#ateez#golden hour part 2#song mingi#park seonghwa#kang yeosang#choi san#atiny#ateez photocard#kim hongjoong#jeong yunho#jung wooyoung#choi jongho
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Researching about roman beauty standards for fic got me thinking on that " Venus would have hated the Venus razors " post that sometimes circulates here like ... Oh, no. Sis, i don't know how to tell you this.
#narrow as fuck beauty standards: they worshipped pale skin and golden hair so much ... and loathed body hair#so it's most likely venus would be quite chill with the razors#i also read germanic women used to get their hair chopped off for wigs as part of the profits of their enslavement#because blond hair was super pricey
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The caverns shook with the low notes of the steam organ as Vilar leaned into the foot pedals, tossing his wildly expressive mane of orange hair, eyes closed tight in rapture, tears upon his cheeks. He let his dancing hands strike the rows of lapis lazuli keys, lifting from them music both sweet and sad. The moisture from the steam glistened on his creased brow.
The cavern into which the ancient instrument was built became a sound chamber, with towering pipes set into points of harmonic resonance in the undulating basalt. The tune was a traditional one, pared to the story of an Iron elf and a sulfur elf who fell in love and bore the first spark of organic life in the universe. Originally, the melody had been a song of triumph, of joy and hope that life would endure and endure and endure even when it had never existed in the first place. But this was a new arrangement, and the familiar tune was played in a minor key so that its joy became a lamentation and the bittersweet reminder of the miraculous value of life only served to make its ending more cruel.
Kavas raised his head to appreciate the music as he ascended the long and narrow stair to his father’s favorite perch. Stepping up onto the platform from whence the vast instrument was played, Kavas stopped to watch his father. The king of Falu was unaware that he had an audience and he played with a passionate abandon, body swaying in a pendulous dance across keys which seemed to fly to his hands. He thrust his body across the many-tiered keyboards, his hands calling the notes to chase along after their lusty galloping as phrase by phrase and measure by measure he poured out his grief into the flowing keys.
As Kavas watched, the music brought to mind his own grief at the loss of his grandfather, and before that his uncle Vigi who had loved his young nephew like a son. But beyond the personal, the music represented a larger grief, a grief that echoed in his soul and had been with him all his life, the deep sense of fear and helplessness that had festered in the guts of so many of the hidden people since the coming of the prophecy. The Earth was dying, and the dark elves would play Her a requiem long after the symphony of life had passed into silence.
Vilar played the last three notes like the tolling of a funeral bell and finally stilled, breathing hard, his head bent and one finger resting on the final key, as if he could hold onto the music even after it had fled. He felt the bench shift beside him and looked up through tear-filled eyes as his son took up the position of a duetist to play the higher register.
Kavas did not speak, but into the silence after his music, he dropped a few ringing notes and looked at his father with a loving smile as he lifted his second hand to stir the keys into flowing measures. His tune, in answer to the Ballad of Iron and Brimstone was a variation of the same phrasing, lifting up the turning music into a joyful song that called to their minds the ancient, elemental memory of their spirits.
Vilar looked at his son and smiled. “They were our children,” he said, “we forgot after the prophecy, after they had done so much wrong in this world, but there was a time…” Kavas touched his shoulder and Vilar covered his hand in his own. He had no shame in his tears.
#Kavas Ivaldi#Vilar Sul#the golden wig#original fiction#elves in wigs#norse mythology#art#elves#epic poetry#poetry#painting
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Some of the drawings I had to do for the animatic (SOON FOR REAL THIS TIME)
They’re only shown for a few seconds at the end so excuse the clunky anatomy n sketch lines I am suffering
#art#small artist#artists on tumblr#fanart#rise persona 4#persona fanart#persona 4#persona 4 fanart#persona 4 golden#persona 4 kanji#persona 4 yosuke#persona 4 animatic#animatic#persona#procreate#the day I see kanji as a sexy beast in a dress and blonde wig is the day I can die happy
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Now why did they have Halle Barry in that fuck ass wig in the second Kingsman movie-
She looks soo goofy oml. Why would they do her like that- EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS GOOD THEN THERES HER ASS. That wig is so ugly 😭 a cute pixie cut would've been just FINE oml.
#j.p speaks#kingsman#kingsman the golden circle#tired of movies putting pretty actresses in fuck ass wigs and costumes#mcu MJ looking at you...#cuz why is MJ..grundgy 🤨#zendaya would look sooo good in comic mj fashion ..like..cmon.
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kas!eddie playing with demogorgans like barbie dolls and making them act out scenes from his favourite movies and soap operas?
Kas!eddie trying to explain the emotional turmoil of the scene to demogorgan #1 who gets distracted by demogorgan #2 who is practicing their own lines (making noises that can vaguely be described as crying??) so kas!eddie has to slap it in the face and gives it the pep talk of a life time ‘this scene is riding on you. You want to let your scene partner down? You want to let me down? You want to let yourself down?’
Demogorgan #1 shaking their head and kas!eddie slapping it on the ass with a ‘got get ‘em, tiger!’ Before sitting on the director’s chair he fashioned out of rocks and vines and sighing to himself, it’s two days until showtime and these amateurs are going to make him look like a fool in-front of the other demogorgans and demo bats.
#yes he tells everyone about it when he comes back#BECAUSE he tries to get the party and cc to do the same show and they are TERRIBLE#Eddie just paces around muttering ‘the demogorgans would never disappoint me like this#who does wheeler think he IS cancelling last minute?? how am I supposed to find a replacement at this hour!’#steve and Robin are watching him with conspiratorial whispers of if this is real or eddie dramatisation#side note- eddie made wigs for the demogorgans out of plant matter and some even got vague costumes and facial hair#what soaps and movies was he recreating? that’s a secret he’ll never tell#(it was golden girls and magnum pi with an Eddie self insert )#stranger things#eddie munson
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A sleeping Bug from chapter 2 of The Golden Hourglass. Even your conscience needs rest sometimes.
#ethical bug#puss in boots fanart#puss in boots: the last wish#puss in boots fanfic#cinder quill fanart#cinder quill fanfics#the golden hourglass#puss in boots#digital art#all the animals love the governor's wigs#they are very comfy
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How Golden Queen recruited Dreamcatcher
Dreamcatcher: Wig, okay. Golden Queen: Wait, did you just say wig? Dreamcatcher: Yes. Golden Queen: I know, wig, I feel that already! Wolfgang & Krankcase: What is wig? Golden Queen: No, it's not your language it's just for us. Wig.
#skylanders#text post#shitpost#wig#I remember that meme once every few months and still laugh#golden queen#dreamcatcher
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