#the genltemen

[darkmasterlistyouneveraskedfor]

Sweet and Spicy AU Masterlist

Thor | Whisked Away 1 🍰 2 🍰 3 🍰 4

Raymond Smith | To a Tea 1 ☕ 2 ☕ 3

Loki | Bittersweet 1 🍫

Nick Fowler | Muddled Waters 1 🍹 2

[divinecomedyproductions]

*See's fanart American McGee's Alice and Lies of P Pinocchio together, happy, and healing*

...Yup, you two getting put into The Emperor-Verse...

(Which is set in the Narnia Multiverse for those who are curious)

[insanityisthecure]

“Genltemen! Waltz might be here! Focus, for fuck’s sake!”

[riphimopen]

genltemen get a grip on yourselves get a fucking grip.

[maguro13-2]

The Actual 100% Completion Award (Inspired by Stomp Vs Audience)

Balan : Welcome ladies and genltemens to the 100% completion award show. As your reward for collecting everything to get a 100% completion we won't be doing the musical number

Leo : (to Emma) Eh, what?

Emma : (To Leo) What did he say?

Balan : Unfortunately, the 100% completion award from sunshine was just a postcard from Isle Delfino, which Mario got pissed for getting blamed on ruining their island and had their leader go bananas on over a postcard from the hotel's casino. (Clears throat) Okay boys and girls of the video game, mangaka, anime inudstry. For winning and collecting every single trophy of mine to collect, I give you a different show than me showing my hot humanoid face. Please put hands together for...The Stomp!

Leo : (to Emma) : What's a stomp?

Emma : That's not part of the 100% completion reward.

Balan : Stomp performed by creative artists, the STOMP group!

(the STOMP cast rhythmically clangs on their trash cans loudly, much to the irritation of the audience.)

Cloud : This is what fans of our company get a 100% completion award?

Tifa : This looks more irritated than the game itself! I should've know that it was stupid to have a Sega veteran work for us!

Sephiroth : I'm still not interested on whether I give humanity into Despair or I see some kids bang pots and pans at the park for free.

(The STOMP leader continues his loud clanging.)

Yuffie : Oh for the love of God! This is why we can't have nice things for Square Enix! I wished this would stop performing and never do a 100% completion award! It's way worse than the postcard from Isle Delfino! I wish this would end well!

Leo : You sure this is a good idea to have a Stomp crew banging on something?

Emma : I believe that cloud and the other Square Enix veterans are not interested with the 100% completion award.

Balan : What are you kids talking about? This is the perfect idea for having a show for all players to a 100% completion award. I wonder how fans of Square Enix will here about this one!

(The clanging continues as the audience cringes, complains, and groans loudly.)

Cloud : [fed up] Oh,That's it! I just had about enough of this crap!

Sephiroth : [fed up] I'm taking my business elsewhere!

Zack Fair : [fed up] I'm getting myself a refund for this one!

(One by one, several audience members get out of their seats with a creak, exit the theater, and demand their refunds at the cash register by stamping the word: "REFUND" on their tickets. All of these sounds are set to a STOMP-like rhythm; seeing all of this happen, the STOMP leader bangs louder on his trash can lid, and the other other members also bang louder on their instruments while letting out war yells.)

Edward Elric : I can't take it anymore! I want to end this now!

(He pulls a gun out, cocks it, and kills himself, and other audience members follow suit. The guns' sounds are also set to a STOMP-like rhythm.)

Emma : Oh God! They're killing their selves...!

Leo : With Rhythm!?

Kairi, Winry, Aerith : [as we zoom by several audience members that kill themselves] Make it stop!

(Next, more audience members cut their arms with a scalpel, also setting it to a rhythm; as this happens, the STOMP cast does a big finale, where one member bangs his broom on a trash can while another wears it and the leader beats his sticks on many lids in a ninja-like fashion. At the end, the leader exhales in joy, but gets shocked when he sees the remaining dead audience members. To the end of it, the last one living is Patty herself waving to the Stomp crew "Goodbye")

Patty Thompson : See you on the otherside, c*cksuckers! (shoots and kills herself)

Balan : Well, I guess the 100% completion reward would be a great success. Also, the last one committed suicide. Seems like that they like it, ehh? (bumps into Nights) Get it?

Lance : ...Eh, I can't be a villain no more. Soup 2 nuts?

Balan : Soup 2 nuts. (both him and Lance shoots and kills their selves)

Leo : Well, this sucks.

Emma : We should be get going. (the two sneakily walk away, and then runs off)

Stomp Leader : Why did we even think our sevles as 100% completion award? Stupid maestro and his stupid game.

[iris out]

[finowild]

So, today at the bank i saw this.

A PLANT WITH WHEELS

...I just had to

[vexingvixens]

“...I could understand if she had called it a sandwich. Heck, even a burrito is sorta right? But that’s no pizza...” Yukari just held her head in her hands...

[demon-blood-youths]

Taz hears this and hopes that her big brother will be careful to make this work.

"Yeah...sooner or later, Hayato might transform if pushed," Kisho said. "That's where he needs to be really careful but it's not that." He said.

Hayato widens his eyes to see Yuji coming down from the air with a downward kick. He easily escapes as he darts to the sides on fours. He spins and digs his heel to the ground, getting back up and holding his stomach.

"I gotta admit your hits do pack a punch," Hayato said, spitting out a bit of blood. He goes to pull out a weapon, a sickle. "Now let's see if you can fight me just the same with a weapon in my hand!" He grins.

"Ladies and genltemen!" Shukaku says, "The fight is taken to a different place of Ueno Park due to Yuji's prowess which has taken us by surprise! And...hey! Send the drones over there!" Shukaku snaps his fingers for the tech crew to activate their drones as a screen lit up at the front. Shukaku goes to follow the fight as he is standing on a tree back.

"Right now, Hayato pulls out his trademark sickle! Would Yuji fight Hayato without a weapon?!" Shukaku asked.

Yuji saw it hit! Seeing that Hayato was sent flying, he quickly follows but used his own cursed energy to jump giving him a little boost. He was now heading over to where he landed but came down quickly having one leg up, his foot coated again bringing it down to hit him.

"Seems like Yuji is getting more and more serious." Megumi said but Nobara nods.

"He better be careful and I hope well you know is going to make this work." Nobara was worried but saw Yuria and Miko even more worried too. They watch still and yet Gojo was watching the fight even if he was excited himself too.

[cloudninetonine]

Player x Linebeck. Player being like "imma fuck this dilf" and Wind being like "yo thats my dad wtf" - Ko

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LADIES, GENLTEMEN AND OTHERS.

YOU'VE HEARD OF MOTHER FUCKER NOW GET READY FOR FATHER FUCKER.

[beforeeesunrise]

Pitti Uomo 92 

Gui Bo & Angelique Noire

Photo by YuYang

[imhereforbvcky]

I have not done a single one of the things I should be doing today. BUT I’m nearly done with the next/last part of Mirror For The Sun. So there’s that. I can’t be asked to do what it takes to get my house rebuilt, but I can write a Bucky Barnes road trip fic. My mom would be so proud.

[reqcore]

Ok so I have something to say about this reoccuring commentary about abusers that say “What an animal/psycho/”

Ok... so we have this thing were we humans want to dehumanize men who commit crimes against women and children.

What I want you to do instead is call them MEN! MEN did this! Calling them animals or monsters diverts from the fact that men are being men, living in our society, collectivly not taking responsebility. Even though we know men are generally the abuser. There is this saying i’ve heard latly “Everybody knows a victim but nobody knows an abuser.” Beacuse of our culture we are brainwased to have this moment of doubt about men being abusers.

It has to do with the fact that we say “Those who hit women dont deserve to be called men.” (Im from sweden and that is what I hear all the time, it might vary depending where you are from but you get the idea.) The saying implies that ‘man’ is the positive ideal that you want to be. Kind of like a trademark where if you do not have the right ingreadients you can not be this good thing called man. So when we are surprised by mens horrible actions our culture says “well they are not men! So no one has to take any collective responsibility for that, we brush it under the carpet. The animal/monster/not a real man is not like us good men. Real men are genltemen”

This is not just a way to dehumanize abusers but also to emasculate them! The more we do this to men who rape/abuse/murder people, the more the not-all-men peeps out there can slide trough that responibility.

[lcversleap-blog]

            The stage, however worryingly unstable from assembly, was set. His pick of poison ( a simple reed flute etched with an old Lhotlan proverb ) was decided for the night, and - in a few moments- the audience would be his to command. Maybe there’s a pocket or two to pick before the night’s end. The thought of having a pretty penny to buy some ale excited him. Or a warm meal. Man, he hadn’t had one of those in a while..

           Showtime, showtime, SHOWTIME ! ! He rallied himself in the excitement of showcasing to the world his prowess and skill. The rogue entertainer! The golden musician! — HERE! In …what was the name of this place again?

           The details didn’t matter; what did matter was the chance of her being here..

           He ascended the wooden platform, creaking under his weight. The structure would have crashed under the clumsy weight of humans, but Rakan’s footwork was proven to be far lighter and less lumbering.

           ❛ LADIES ! GENLTEMEN ! Gather ‘round ! ! ❜ he cried, his feathers fanning out to catch the light of a dashing sunset. ❛ Let me sing to you a tale of HEROES and LOVERS ! ﹣﹣of VILLAINS and FIENDS ! ❜

[reqcore]

Ok so I have something to say about this

Call them MEN! MEN DID THIS! Calling them animals or monsters diverts from the fact that men are being men, living in our society collectivly not taking responsebility. Even though we know men are generally the abuser. There is this saying ive heard latly "Everybody knows a victim but nobody knows an abuser." Beacuse of our culture we are brainwased to have this moment of doubt about men being abusers.

It has to do with the fact that we say "Those who hit women dont deserve to be called men." (Im from sweden and that is what I hear all the time, it might vary depending where you are from but you get the idea.) The saying implies that 'man' is the positive ideal that you want to be. Kind of like a trademark where if you do not have the right ingreadients you can not be this good thing called man. So when we are surprised by mens horrible actions our culture says "well they are not men! So no one has to take any collective responsibility for that, we brush it under the carpet. The animal/monster/not a real man is not like us good men. Real men are genltemen"

This is not just a way to dehumanize abusers but also to emasculate them! The more we do this to men who rape/abuse/murder people, the more the not-all-men peeps that are out there can slide trough that responibility.

when people ask why we need pride month show them this photo

[lowkey-a-vampire]

So so so, stay with me yes i know its the middle of the night but A CONCEPT.

So we all know that thing in books where humans (a random assortment but always people with different specialties from each other like nurse army guy and whatever) get dropped into another universe yes? Then somehow against all odds theur combined knowledge is enough to beat the evil overlords that designed some test which should have been IMPOSSIBLE

Ladies and genltemen, i give u the sleep deprivation one. Some overlord who loves books and knowledge thinks he knows the one thing humans needs the most, sleep. He however has forgotten that since the last time he visited our world.... technology happened.

So ots 72 hours into the challenge everyone's looking like a zombie and he asks some deep intellectual question and BAM Tom the nerdy kid who never looks up or says anything comes to their rescue. Turns out he's a Teaching Assistant AND DOING TWO MAJORS IN COLLEGE IN THE U.S.A NO LESS so hes got the no sleep thing down to an art. So my man waltzes up and just slays that challenge. So does brandy your friendly neighbourhood nightnurse.

Just a concept okay good night i need sleep

[umilee-a-trashcan]

That one part of That Green Genltemen

Things have chANGEd for me