#the garrett bros

[luneariann]

Baby’s first vld comic LETS GOOOOO

[cryptidram]

would anyone kill me if i said lesbians

[floppycacti]

If I could choose one video game character that breaks my heart more than anyone else, it would be Hawke. However you decide to run through the game, Hawke loses everything.

Before the game even begins, Hawke loses their dad.

Then they lose their king. They lose their home.

Then their sibling dies.

All of this wrapped up into a little bow right after just the PROLOGUE of the game, right? In act 1 they then proceed to work so incredibly hard just to be able to make a name for themselves, to keep their family safe: their mother, their last remaining sibling safe.

Then they lose the sibling. Whether or not you choose Bethany or Carver, whether they go into the deep roads or not, Hawke does lose their last sibling. Either to the blight sickness in the deep roads, to the gray wardens (and then are left just waiting to know if the sibling is even alive for god knows how long), or to the gallows. Carver joining the Templars, and Bethany being taken to the circle respectively.

In act 2, Hawke loses their mom. You as the player are just forced to watch her death on screen, dying in Hawke’s arms. Then, what? Hawke is left alone.

And In act 3 they’re forced on the run again! Lost and on the run with nowhere to go, half of the world hating them and the other half holding them so high up on an impractical pedestal.

Dragon Age 2 may have been rushed, may reuse so many assets, but it will always hold its own in the dragon age series. Dragon Age Origins broke my heart, but Dragon Age 2 ripped it out of my chest, stomped on it, lit it on fire, put it through a meat grinder, and then put it in a box wrapped with a ribbon.

Hawke hurts my heart in a way that no other video game character has ever come close to.

[catsushinyakajima]

I’m sitting by a trash can at the bus stop waiting for the bus for the past TWENTY minutes and I am also late to class (my own fault for going to the gym instead of heading to class early :/) SO ANYWAYS-

Voltron headcanons (realistic and college AU, also inspired by my own college misery):

- they’re all stem nerds. All of them. I know a lot of people HC them as liberal arts major which is great! but they are canonically astronauts (one part of canon that I like)

- Lance would be the kind of guy to be like “WE GOTTA HIT THE GYM EVERYDAY THIS SEMESTER RAHHHH” and then dip the second midterms start. Every single semester. Without fail.

- Keith found lectures useless since he could just “read the textbook”. He never showed up to a single class except for exams and somehow passed. He only stopped the habit when multiple friends scolded him for it.

- Coran would be in twenty different clubs. Correction: he would be PRESIDENT of twenty different clubs. No one knows when he joined them. The clubs range from archery to competitive coding to mental health awareness. (“Hey Coran are u free tonight?” “No sorry, the Roleplaying Ancient Romans club is having a bake sale tonight” “the what-)

- hunk would do a LOT of volunteering. He’s probably cook for shelters but I can also see him tutoring underprivileged kids in engineering :)

- Pidge would have a surprising amount of school spirit. Not bc she likes the college or the sport. She just wants to hate on the other teams. Also if her tuition is going to the football coach’s salary, she might as well be passionate about it.

- Allura is a triple major. Maybe even a quadruple major?? She’s the girl you see constantly stressing about their schedule. “Okay so should I take this class…that makes me have eight classes total all back to back” “WHAT” “what if I did a minor in psychology?” “Allura how tf are you going to fit that in there”

- Shiro is a TA (teaching assistant) for calculus or physics or something. Because the world hates him it’s an eight am class where the professor teaches wrong content and then dumps twenty hours of grading on him. “So you find the derivative under the curve” “Professor that’s not-“ You will never see him without a coffee.

- Hunk has beef with the Dining halls. They don’t season their food and they don’t even have much to begin with. On the other hand, Lance practically lives there. He’s making the most of the meal plans he paid for.

- At least he sticks to tastier things. Keith, who also practically lives at the dining hall, will eat salt and pepper chicken four times a day (“it’s protein”)

- it’s how Keith and Lance have had most of their meals together. Notably, also alone.

- aside from living at the dining hall, Keith also lives at the gym. This explains why he’s never at class.

- pidge has a car on campus. It’s Matt’s car or whatever. Not only can she not park for her life, she also can’t stop getting parking tickets. She uses the tickets as wall decor for her dorm.

- Lance skateboards. He’s pretty good at it. He’s only fallen twice, and both times had been in extremely public settings. Once was in front of a bus stop with fifty people. He tried teaching Coran how to skate and Coran accidentally slipped and launched the board towards the main road.

- Pidge plays clash royale in class. Shiro roasts her for it but then secretly also plays word games in class

- on top of having four majors, Allura also has four internships??? Everytime she posts about something that seems relaxing, it’s misleading. She’ll post herself getting drinks and SIKE it’s a networking event. She’ll be going hiking SIKE it’s a colleague bonding trip. Girl cannot take a break.

- Keith hates frats. Even educational ones with job opportunities. Even if he knows all frat boys aren’t shitty, he refuses to budge on his stance

- Shiro is the kind of guy you’d be talking to and ten people come up to him to say hi. Everyone knows him. Even if he doesn’t know them.

[gay-poet-gabriel]

i need young leif garrett

[n1ghteeea]

Extreme Ghostbusters, season 1 episode 37 “Back in the Saddle, Part 1” in a nutshell

[laurfilijames]

Came across this photo and am losing my damn mind over it !!!!!!!

Look at them!!!!!!!!!!

[peachdoxie]

I've been looking through teen magazines at work and there are so many articles and pictures of teen heartthrobs and I just keep thinking "I'm too asexual for this"

[armand-dearest]

Garrett Watts is so much braver than me because personally if I was handcuffed to a Victorian baby crib in a room surrounded by vintage porcelain baby dolls, in the dark, alone, locked in that room, hearing unexplained rhythmic tapping and banging, and then when my friend came to get me out THE DOOR HANDLE BROKE OFF THE DOOR, I'd probably throw up and scream on the spot tbh

[malesocksnfarts]

Garrett Casto skater socks

[coolbeanstrees]

*Hawkes mother FUCKING DIES*

The viscount of Kirkwall less than ten minutes later the body isn’t even cold: Hawke bestie I need you to solve this political conflict pretty pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssss

[cryptidram]

alex and her girlfriend that really is not sure what to do. i think they are cute heart emoji

[mrdarcysleftnut]

“Darcy,” Bingley called, “did you hear that? She called me a sensible man.”

“She has clearly gotten fatigued and delusional.”

Bingley puffed up dramatically. “An insult to Miss Elizabeth and myself? I’m affronted. A meeting at dawn.”

“You are more likely to oversleep than I.”

Bingley deflated, laughing.

-quote from "Starch and Strategy: A Variation on Pride and Prejudice and Persuasion (Sweet Regency Saga Book 1)" by Corrie Garrett

Start reading this book for free: https://a.co/1kfjle1

[marmie-noir]

KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSANGER SEAT STARTED PLAYING IN MY HEAD BC THAT MAN LOOKED SO FINE ❗️❗️❗️ THE HAIR AND THE SHIRT AND THE SMILE ❗️❗️❗️ I DO NOT NEED SEAT I CAN RIDE THAT MAN (not only on that man’s lap, i mean that man’s lap too 😌) ❗️

If he is going to be a used car salesman I need him to sneak us out for a quicky in a car late at night or something bc HOW IS HE SO DAMM FINE WHO ALLOWED HIM

Honestly when it switched to them in the SUV I irl groaned. Who needs to look that good sitting in a freaking vehicle? I have plans for a car lot tbh 😅 After she is done roasting him for being a car salesman.

[batcavescolony]

X-Men comics are so insane. So I'm reading the New X-Men: Academy X right? Context before this is New Mutants and that ended with Magneto attacking the school and completely wrecking it. So in Academy X we find out a kid with teleportation powers name Jeffrey died. but he died between jumps so he's basically a ghost. Now as a ghost he's haunting the school because he died and no longer thinks it's safe for anyone. He's like throwing knives, teleporting people, and making tables float. But like the comic ends with him going back to class, as a ghost. Imagine coming for your first day at a mutant school and you get introduced to a kid who died but still comes to class.

[dead-heart-o-mine]

if i had a coin for every time my friend set his dads hair on fire id have 3 coins.

which is damn well not a lot, but fucking hell why’s he set his dads hair on fire MULTIPLE TIMES?????