#the furious 5

[kittynannygaming]

They're amazing! I would like to see Po, Shifu & Oogway!

crane, monkey, & mantis

"the furious 5"

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[sanjipussyindulgence]

lets all pretend this is the first time im uploading this and tumblr didnt completely break the previous post, okay? okay.

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Listen– I've always survived these "Hey, come with me!" encounters.

Ironmouse: What do you mean "Hey, come with me" encounter? I just wanna talk!

Foolish: Well, you know, it's just– there's a history of like, someone says "Hey, come with me!" and then– [Laughs] You know. They do the deed.

Ironmouse: It's been so long since we've talked! I feel like we haven't spoken in a million years!

Foolish: Oh! I guess- I guess it has been a minute. Um, hey, what's up, dude?

Ironmouse: I mean, we definitely need to hang out more.

Foolish: Um, listen– I'm down to like, try to get some like, Fortnite in–

Ironmouse: [Kills him]

Foolish: Oh my– [Laughs] It's just a tale as old as time, dude. Just a tale as old as time!

[imgnnafurgf]

Farcry5 where everything is the same but it's just Seeds really pissed off because deputy is taller than all of them and every time they just get more creative how to look taller

Faith would fly

Jacob stands on a box on his presentation time

Joseph never gets off the stage

John learns how to wear high heels

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Grandmaster Flash was born January 1, 1958

[sad-trash-hobo]

I know fast and furious is always advertised as such a macho man movie but I don't think everyone realizes how girl coded Brian is

I cant find pictures or gifs of specific scenes but if yall have watched these movies, you know what I'm talking about

[shima-draws]

Imagine gear 5 Luffy facing Sanji's brothers. They aren't going to last a second.

Oh my god wait YEAH I have made a post about smth similar to this concept before, here

[rockingtheorange]

We don't talk enough about the lit murdering expression on Alex's face as Henry arrives driving in his James Bond manners

(And then calls him out for being drunk at the wedding)

[hella1975]

it's been pointed out on here before that a lot of terf arguments are actually rooted in sexist idealology that feminists fought and died to unnormalise decades ago and that's its own kettle of fish but one thing i also find very frustrating about this so called 'radical' feminism is that it's so... defeatist? like the moment you categorically label an entire section of society as Bad and Inherently Evil then there's also the implication that nothing can be done about it, and it completely takes all accountability away. saying all men are evil is just another way of saying boys will be boys. he raped her because he's a man. he hit her because he's a man. he didn't listen because he's a man - it's almost offensively oversimplified. there's no point trying to fix this issue in society because men are just Like That, okay! so now what? it's not like they're going anywhere, so you just accept that 50% of the population are evil and will forever treat you terribly and there's nothing to be done about it bc they're biologically predisposed to it? like is that fr the argument here? you're soooo radical for that

[kaiserouo]

rip 1.5 hours of my life trying to solo prophecy

i said try because i gave up

[thenorwalkagent]

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

The two members of the squad who always fight vs the rest that just want to chill for five seconds

(Source: Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum anime. Episode: Ancient Family Matters!)

[lemongrass77777-moved]

I will never be over the fact that Lily Potter was the one who defeated Voldemort in 1981 and she was never given proper credit for it in canon. We barely even know anything about her and she was the one who defeated the snake faced bitch the first time around. It drives me insane. Lily deserved so much better than what the books ever gave her.