#the fuck is wrong with him

[veyronvenus]

.... I'm about to light myself on fire I'm dead serious

[infectiouspiss]

or whatever

[patowardd]

@.patriciooward Front row Saturday

[liquidjapanesetit]

[fcb-mv33]

Ted is just a dick in general. Obviously more to non-Merc drivers or drivers who don't worship Lewis, George, and Toto but the guy is just an asshole. Like today he was questioning Bottas on his body and basically body shaming him, despite Bottas being one of the drivers in the past who has spoken out about struggling with food and EDs. Ted is just a really bottom tier human.

He did not go there seriously? What in the fuck is wrong with this dude? Like I’m sorry but as an f1 reporter should you not know about the stories drivers share especially one like Val’s which was about his ED what the fuck is wring with that man.

I honestly used to like Ted but ever since Abu Dhabi 2021 when he got pissy about Max fans saying they wanted Max to win I’ve turned off him. He isn’t reporting anything interesting and spends more time shitting on Max for just driving him car than reporting. Also I’ll never forget when he made a shitty fucking comment after quali in Jeddah 2021 about Jos going to find Max…literally made my blood boil.

[reminiscingtonight]

Why the fuck did it take the ref that long to call a stoppage

[lostmicro]

woaaah what the heeeellll

ow mah gaud no waayayayay

[shift-shaping]

God I forgot what an absolute lunatic blackwall is

Man is just out in the hinterlands cosplaying. Like replaying the game knowing Solas is the Dread Wolf adds all this cool intrigue and double meaning but replaying it knowing about Blackwall is fucking wild. He looks you in the face and lies directly out of his ass. Solas is all doublespeak and careful omission and Blackwall just fully makes shit up. What a madlad. I'm obsessed with him. he's so fake it til you make it. He would kill it on TikTok just like "oh yeah grey wardens can't get COVID it's right here in the treaties" and no one calls him on it because the treaties are old as fuck and boring. Alistair (who is supposed to be able to sense the Blight) is like oh hey blackwall haha we've definitely met I totally remember you. No you Haven't, Alistair. You've never seen this jackass ever in your life. He looks Solas, god of betrayal, in the eyes and says with full confidence "Yes, I am a Grey Warden." And Solas is like Sure. Iron Bull? Buys his bullshit completely. Leliana? Thinks he's cool. Everyone else is like "you smell like shit but I guess that's just how Wardens smell" and he's like "Damn Right It Is Have I Told You My Vietnam Stories" guy was born in '68. You can flirt with him almost immediately. Character of all time. What the fuck.

[annisrealandsoami]

I have never wanted someone to learn how to communicate, other than myself, right now.

I’m reading a Merlin fic, and Arthur is keeps saying the absolute worst thing every time he opens his mouth. Like there is no thoughts in his head. But it’s from his perspective, so it some many thoughts, and he keeps saying the worst and first thing to come to mind.

I keep clicking off the fic, out of embarrassment. Literal second hand embarrassment.

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[vinestaff]

sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

[penguingardenfan]

the bad kids trying to win the election: we have taken every precaution possible there is no way they will be able to rig the votes

fuckass oisin for some reason:

[homkamiro]

I have finally build enough courage to post my stupid yumeship🥹throw rocks.

[inkskinned]

"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.

poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.

[flying-with-the-penguins]

getting in an emotional complex state bc im the ultimate intj and have to hear that im 'withholding s*x' like sorry man ive been thru the whole range of human emotions in the past couple weeks but yeah i should be doing the dirty rn

[jayevrd]

do you guys think he has enough belts yet