#the feral bentley saga
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totally-correct-shenanigans 3 months ago
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Sly: I can't pick that up.
Sly: No, really, I can't pick that up!
Sly: Are you dense? I can't pick that up!
Sly: Read my lips. I. Can't. Pick. That. Up!
Sly: I give up. [bursts into tears]
Bentley: Now you've done it! You've broken Sly's spirits with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object.
Bentley: In fact, if I didn't find his pitiful sobbing so amusing, I'd come out there and rip your limbs off.
Sly: [sob]
Bentley: Just ignore them, Sly. Maybe they'll go away.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 1 month ago
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Bentley: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
Sly: And that will knock him out... even more?
Bentley: That will kill him.
Sly: Do I have to?
Bentley: Alright, fine, crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 7 months ago
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Bentley: I need a skull, and I need you to not ask any questions.
Dimitri: Only if you also do not ask any questions.
[Dimitri takes out 7 pristine skulls.]
Bentley:
Bentley: ...This one's fine.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Sly: You're- you're not gonna shoot him, are you, Bentley?
Bentley: Yeah, in the face, why?
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Murray: So, Bentley and I asked him for a fair day's pay, and he kinda got a little angry, so we kinda got a little angry...
Sly:
Sly: Did you kill him?
Bentley: What are we, animals?? No, we didn't kill him!
Sly: Oh, thank gods.
Murray: But we did kidnap his wife!
Sly: OHHH NO-
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Sly: Seriously, Bentley, how many people would you have killed if we'd asked you to?
Bentley: That's not important.
Sly: I disagree.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Bentley: Not to worry, I still have a few knives up my sleeves.
Panda King: ...Do you mean tricks?
Sly, tiredly: No he does not.
Bentley, pulling a knife from his sleeve: No I do not.
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Sly:聽Is that a gun?! Bentley:聽It's not what it looks like! Sly:聽It looks like a gun! Bentley:聽Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have any bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore. Sly:聽...ANYMORE?!
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Sly: I'm pretty sure the place is fireproof.
Bentley, bomb in hand: Yeah, but is it explosion-proof?
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Penelope: How do you do that? Act like nothing bothers you?
Bentley: Step one: bottle up emotions.
Penelope: ...Okay.
Bentley: Step two: molotov cocktail.
Sly, distantly: Bentley, no!
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Sly: Remember when we didn't solve all of our problems with murder?
Bentley: Stop romanticizing the past.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Murray: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one!
Bentley: Yeah, break their bones. They've got 206 of those.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Sly: What do you have?!
Bentley: A KNIFE!
Sly: NO!
Murray: Oh my god why does he have a knife??
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Bentley: Well, we could always do this the old-fashioned way.
Bentley: [pulls out a molotov cocktail]
Sly: ...whERE did you get that.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Bentley: Hand me the people opener.
Panda King: ...Pardon??
Bentley: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Panda King: What the fuck is a people opener.
Bentley: How do you not know what a people opener is?? It's pointy- you know? With a handle?
Panda King: KNIFE. It's called a knife.
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totally-correct-shenanigans 2 years ago
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Sly: Looks like we can't manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one.
Bentley, grabbing his crossbow: Manslaughter it is.
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