#the felon

[whatthehelloh]

[tilbageidanmark]

THIS NOVEMBER 31, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

[jdsquared]

Walz is a former school teacher, served in the army, and was very pro-active in getting progressive stuff passed in his legislature. Besides codifying abortion/IVF rights, see this list of his accomplishments. A solid pick.

[mckitterick]

McSweeney's: doing the lord's work

full listing here on the McSweeney's website: X

free .pdf version (it's really that long): X

[danu2203]

THE THIEF, THE LIAR, THE SEXUAL PREDATOR, THE TRAITOR...

[alexplantewpg]

put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs

[nessa007]

that’s how you write a headline

[epically-epic-epicosity]

[whatthehelloh]

[geezerwench]

tRump vs Biden

[mugiwara-lucy]

Kamala will make the FUNNIEST president in all of American history 😂

[1solone]

Trump’s niece just nailed it!

[myvoteismyvoice]

[captainpirateface]

[inadvisablebutinevitable]

I think that in the future when the US court for Exy is first announced and the entire internet is talking about the roster, some reporter will go up to Neil and be like “so how does Kevin feel about being on a team with so many gay athletes? between you and Minyard, Alvarez and Dermott, and Knox and Moreau, there are three gay couples on the US team, some fans are speculating that it is perhaps too many—“

and then Neil cuts him off and goes “yeah, and between me and Jean there are two children of mobsters on the fbi watchlist. Between Andrew and Jeremy there are two convicted felons, and between me, Kevin, and Jean, there are three former perfect court members who said fuck that and got our tattoos removed or replaced. We can all count buddy”

Neil loses his press privileges before practices even start