#the felon

[whatthehelloh]

[tilbageidanmark]

THIS NOVEMBER 31, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

[alexplantewpg]

put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs

[mckitterick]

McSweeney's: doing the lord's work

full listing here on the McSweeney's website: X

free .pdf version (it's really that long): X

[mugiwara-lucy]

Kamala will make the FUNNIEST president in all of American history 😂

[geezerwench]

tRump vs Biden

[1solone]

Trump’s niece just nailed it!

[myvoteismyvoice]

[slipping-into-madness]

[fuck-u-maga]

Imagine the 77 million morons who voted for this. And the worst part is because they live in an echo chamber and have poor reasoning skills they don't even know they are brainwashed.

[whatthehelloh]

[captainpirateface]

[katsinspats]

Rouge would 100% try to use "I'm Just A Girl" tactics as a way to get out of trouble

...It would not work on Shadow

Dialogue from one of my favorite pics ever:

[inadvisablebutinevitable]

I think that in the future when the US court for Exy is first announced and the entire internet is talking about the roster, some reporter will go up to Neil and be like “so how does Kevin feel about being on a team with so many gay athletes? between you and Minyard, Alvarez and Dermott, and Knox and Moreau, there are three gay couples on the US team, some fans are speculating that it is perhaps too many—“

and then Neil cuts him off and goes “yeah, and between me and Jean there are two children of mobsters on the fbi watchlist. Between Andrew and Jeremy there are two convicted felons, and between me, Kevin, and Jean, there are three former perfect court members who said fuck that and got our tattoos removed or replaced. We can all count buddy”

Neil loses his press privileges before practices even start

[1solone]