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A time-stamp so bad that it gives the ones from Frank Millerâs All-Star Batman & Robin a serious run for their money in just how little sense it makes! From Chuck Austenâs most infamous X-Men storyline, The Draco, wherein the very first page of the issue flashing back to Nightcrawlerâs birth is complete and utter FAIL:
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To explain why Nightcrawlerâs birth taking place â20-years agoâ makes absolutely ZERO sense, when Kurt Wagner was established as a member of the all-new X-Men in Giant-Sized X-Men #1 during the mid-1970s, it was established that the youngest team member at the time was Colossus at age 18. And shortly after in Uncanny X-Men (1963) #129, Kitty Pryde joined the team at age 13 and-a-half. And to make matters even worse, shortly before The Draco came out in the early 2000s it was established in Chris Claremontâs X-Treme X-Men run that Kitty held a job bartender while attending the University of Chicago, and in the city of Chicago required people to be at least 21-years-old in order to have a bartending license at the time the series was written.
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So that means at least 8-years had passed in-universe between Nightcrawlerâs introduction to the X-Men and the Draco, and Kurt was obviously older than 18 in Giant-Sized X-Men #1. So thereâs absolutely no way his birth took place â20-years-ago.â
Youâd think an editor would have caught such an obvious mistake⌠but I guess notâŚ
And thatâs not even getting into the WORST aspects of The Draco, which not only made Nightcrawlerâs father this Satan-wannabe named Azazel (which thankfully the recent X-Men Blue: Origins one-shot retconned by going with Claremontâs original plan of Mystique being Kurtâs true father and Destiny his motherâŚ), but features Azazel stupidly plotting to escape from a Hell-like dimension he was trapped in by going to Earth to breed a bunch of mutant teleporters who could open a portal allowing him to return to Earth.
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Except⌠if Azazel could already leave his dimension in order to have a bunch of babies on Earth, then whatâs even the point of his plan in the first place?!
From Uncanny X-Men (1963) #428 by Chuck Austen & Sean Phillips.
#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#uncanny xmen#the draco#mystique#raven darkholme#azazel#chuck austen#sean phillips#phillip tan#x-treme x-men#chris claremont#x men blue: origins#shadowcat#kitty pryde#colossus#piotr rasputin#marvel comics#tangent#continuity#plot holes#stupid villain plans
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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because itâs already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
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family: âwhy are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?â
me whoâs been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
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#smut#relatable#neteyam x reader#jake sully x reader#loâak x reader#tonowari x reader#miguel oâhara x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#konig x reader#draco malfoy x reader#mattheo riddle x reader#ellie williams x reader#harry potter x reader#rick grimes x reader#dean winchester x reader#neytiri x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#natasha romanoff x reader#steve rogers x reader#bucky barnes x reader#edmund pevensie x reader#eddie munson x reader#steve harrington x reader#robin buckley x reader#five hargreeves x reader#leon kennedy x reader#gojo satoru x reader#rafe cameron x reader#logan howlett x reader
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I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory
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Itâs like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, itâs this fictional guy whoâs got her wrapped around his finger. She knows itâs fucked upâknows sheâs out here daydreaming about someone whoâs not even realâbut who cares? This guy? Heâs everything. Heâs charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but thereâs just something about him that has her hooked. He doesnât even know she exists, but sheâs ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, sheâll defend his honor like itâs a fucking life-or-death mission.
Heâs a goddamn trainwreck, but heâs her trainwreck. Sheâll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. Heâs messed up, but sheâll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe itâs that thrill of knowing heâs dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but itâs the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.
And itâs never gonna happen, right? She knows that. Heâs not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesnât matter. Because she gets to have him on her termsâno messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. Heâs always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy sheâs built for herself. And maybe sheâs a little crazy for it, but at least with him, sheâs never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future togetherâit's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but sheâs never felt more alive.
#luke castellan x reader#finnick odair x reader#bucky barnes x reader#rafe cameron x reader#jj maybank x reader#john b x reader#mattheo riddle x reader#theodore nott x reader#enzo berkshire x reader#draco malfoy x reader#blaise zabini x reader#sirius black x reader#james potter x reader#remus lupin x reader#robb stark x reader#jon snow x reader#stiles stilinski x reader#isaac lahey x reader#derek hale x reader#jacob black x reader#neteyam x fem!reader#loak x reader#jake sully x fem!reader#sam winchester x reader#dean winchester x reader#dean forester x reader#jess mariano x reader#thomas shelby x reader#newt x reader#sneha-posts
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born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him
#house of the dragon#house targaryen#house stark#sandor the hound clegane#cregan stark#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#daemon targaryen#harwin strong#jon snow#robb stark#spencer reid#steve harrington#eddie munson#billy hargrove#stranger things#harry potter#draco malfoy
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â hp porn links ŕŠâĄËł 16k celebration.
warning: 18+ only. these are twitter links that contain porn videos. these are not fics.
includes: theodore nott, mattheo riddle, draco malfoy, tom riddle, lorenzo berkshire, pansy parkinson, fred weasley, george weasley, ron weasley and harry potter.
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â THEODORE NOTT
brotherâs bsf!theo fucking you in your room
sex with toxic!theo after a fight
dealer!theo fucking you in his car
bf!theo using you as a stress reliever
â MATTHEO RIDDLE
roommate!mattheo fucking you while everyoneâs asleep
missionary with mattheo in his dorm room
bsf!mattheo helping you relax after a long day
classmate!mattheo fucking you against his desk
â DRACO MALFOY
enemy!draco fingering you in the bathroom
draco pounding into you from behind
dom!draco spanking you when you misbehave
draco sneaking into your dorm room late at night
â TOM RIDDLE
dom!tom fucking your throat
rough sex with tom after youâve been needy all day long
bf!tom fingering you
tom waking you up in the middle of the night
â LORENZO BERKSHIRE
roommate!enzo fucking you in your room
makeup sex with bf!enzo after an argument
dom!enzo fingering you
reverse cowgirl with bsf!enzo
â PANSY PARKINSON
making out with bsf!pansy
gf!pansy eating you out
pansy fingering you in the bathroom between classes
sleepovers with bsf!pansy
â FRED WEASLEY
bsf!fred eating you out
morning sex with roommate!fred
bf!fred fucking you after you flirt with someone else
riding fredâs face after a stressful day
â GEORGE WEASLEY
bf!george breeding you full
baking with bsf!george
morning sex with roommate!george
george fucking you raw after you pull the condom off
â RON WEASLEY
jerking off sub!ron
riding classmate!ron after class
ron fucking you against the wall
sleepy sex with bf!ron
â HARRY POTTER
needy harry fucking your thighs
missionary with harry
dom!harry fingering you from behind
shower sex with bf!harry
#Ë ŕźâĄ ariâs 16k celebration ÂˇË âËËŕźŘ#p links#theodore nott#theo nott#draco malfoy#mattheo riddle#tom riddle#fred weasley#ron weasley#george weasley#lorenzo berkshire#harry potter#theo nott smut#theodore nott smut#mattheo riddle smut#tom riddle smut#lorenzo berkshire smut#fred weasley smut#george weasley smut#harry potter smut#pansy parkinson smut#draco malfoy smut#ron weasley smut#theodore nott x reader#draco malfoy x reader#mattheo riddle x reader#fred weasley x reader#george weasley x reader#tom riddle x reader#lorenzo berkshire x reader
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fanfiction isnât enough, I need to chew on him
#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simon riley#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#cod modern warfare#arthur morgan#joel miller x y/n#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller fic#joel miller x reader#joel miller#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#john price#captain price#zaddy pedro#javier pena x reader#pedro pascal#frankie morales#narcos#soap cod#rdr2 arthur#red dead redemption 2#good omens#henry cavill#draco malfoy#love and deepspace
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#draco malfoy#tom riddle#slytherin#fandom#theodore nott#fanfiction#enzo berkshire#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#blaise zabini#lorenzo berkshire#mattheo x you#mattheo riddle#slytherin boys x you#slytherin boys x reader#wattpad#y/n#x yn#draco x reader#theodore x reader#enzo x reader#blaise x reader#tom riddle x reader#tom riddle x y/n
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long awaited drarry
yeah this drawing killed me in so many ways but it's finally done!! i've had this idea for sooo long but i only found a relevant reference just recently
they're everything to me<3
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finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a âsign of mental illnessâ
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#actually mentally ill#fictional men are better#i got too silly#fanfic humor#tumblr memes#relatable#relatable memes#x reader#gojo satoru x reader#chuuya nakahara x reader#dazai osamu x reader#saiki k x reader#shoto todoroki x reader#bucky barnes x reader#billy hargrove x reader#anakin skywalker x reader#theodore nott x reader#lorenzo berkshire x reader#mattheo riddle x reader#cillian murphy x reader#johnathan crane x reader#dick grayson x reader#damon salvatore x reader#klaus mikaelson x reader#draco malfoy x reader#stiles stilinksi x reader#steve harrington x reader#steve rogers x reader#tony stark x reader#zhongli x reader
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Bagged the Savior, scurry off now
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me seeing that my fav character barely/doesnât have any fanfics OR imagines
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#percy jackson#angst#bruce wayne x reader#damian wayne x reader#dc comics#draco malfoy x reader#geto suguru x reader#gojo satoru x reader#haikyuu#smut#dick grayson x reader angst#batman x reader#marvel#spiderman#peter parker x reader#jjk x reader#tsukishima kei x reader#draco malfoy x reader smut#bill kaulitz x reader#percy jackson x reader#jason todd x reader#dick grayson x reader#alec lightwood x reader#andrew garfield x reader#carl grimes x reader#conrad fisher x reader#avatar aang#avatar the last airbender#aang x reader#fanfic
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jealousy. | slytherin boy headcanons
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authorâs note: im completely unhinged, as always. no surprise there. love me some angry snake men�� please enjoy.
-your boyfriend sees another guy flirting with you in the hall.
Draco Malfoy.
Sees you from down the hall as heâs walking with his friends.
âYou know what, guys, Iâll catch up with you after.â
Would literally ditch his friends to make his way over, collecting himself as saunters up to you and mystery man.
Would instantly grab your ass, no hesitation, grip firm enough to bruise. When you gasp, caught off guard, heâd shift his arm up and around your shoulder, pulling you against him.
âWhatâre we talking about?â Heâd sneer.
His voice would be laced with feign interest, smirking down at you with blaring eyes before shooting daggers at the boy.
Heâd simply chuckle at you when you tell him nothing, just school stuff, leaning down to place a possessive kiss on your cheek as he grabbed your hand.
âWonderful. letâs head to class, yeah?â
Heâd pull you away from that dude, shooting him another look meant to kill, a silent warning not to fuck with him.
Finally gets you alone in an empty corridor or bathroom; would waste literally no time at all before pushing you against the wall and grabbing your neck/jaw.
âWho the fuck was that, hm?â, âhe was practically eye-fucking youâŚgive me five good reasons why i shouldnât have him expelled or hexed into bloody Azkaban.â
Heâd be furious, but heâd also know that youâd never choose some other guy over him, so heâd soften once he hears the innocence in your tone.
âYouâre mine, princess,â heâd loosen his grip, kissing you softly. âSay it.â
Blaise Zabini.
Was listening to music while walking down the hall, instantly rips out his headphones the second he sees you laughing a little too hard with some dude he doesnât know.
He doesnât necessarily stop walking, but heâd definitely slow his pace, kind of just watching, not wanting to interfere but also not wanting to look creepy stalking you from a distance.
When the guy doesnât leave, heâd tired of waiting, saying âfuck itâ, before marching over naturally.
This man is so fucking cool calm and collected heâd just saunter right up and join in, making himself at home.
Heâd practically take over the conversation because heâs literally just that chill in every situation, seamlessly fitting right in, so fucking charming and loved by everyone.
Youâd kind of just end up staring at him, smiling in silent awe, knowing that this was his way of asserting his place, letting the guy know what the fuck was up.
After the dude leaves heâd just causally look at you, smirking that charming smirk, wetting his lips as he hooked an arm around your shoulder and pulled you close, leaning down for a kiss.
âAinât no one getting you without getting me too, babygirl.â Heâd murmur against your lips. âlet that be known, right now, forever, always.â
Lorenzo Berkshire.
Would literally stop everything. The second heâd see you laughing and smiling heâd be completely unable to focus on anything else and would completely zone out of any conversations with his friends.
Would get like super anxious and flustered pretty much immediately.
Wouldnât want to intrude so heâd just kind of hang back, wait for you against the wall and try not to stare too much.
His adorable little cheeks would flush, and heâd know he seemed utterly ridiculous so heâd try to busy himself with his shoelace or something while he waits.
Youâd quickly cut off the conversation and move over to him, instantly being able to tell that heâs overthinking.
Heâd smile at you, though you could still see the concern on his features.
âWho was that guy, darling?â
Youâd tell him he was just a friend from class, no one special at all, pulling him in for a hug and giving him a quick smoochie on the cheek.
âDonât worry enz, no one could ever take your place.â
Heâd blush, trying to play it off. âSorry love, I know youâre my girl.â
Youâd take his hand, squeezing him hard, never wanting him to doubt that for a second. âOnly yours baby, forever.â
Mattheo Riddle.
âWho the fuck-â
Would literally whip his bag at Theo, hastily shoving through the crowded hallway with blazing eyes, tunnel visioned as he tried to figure out where the fuck this dude found the audacity.
You wouldnât even have to turn around to know heâs there, youâd be able to literally feel the anger radiating off of him.
Youâd already know exactly where this was heading, but youâd also know there was no attempting to stop him because itâs pointless. Everyone in the school knows that.
Matty does what Matty wants, and right now, he wants to fuck up this guys face for even thinking about flirting with you.
Youâd simply look up at him, noting his tensed jaw and his dark eyes as he glances between you and the dude, before fixing back on you, wetting his lips before he says,
âIs this fucker bothering you?â
Unable to help it, youâd smirk, shaking your head as you calmly attempted to talk him down.
âNo Matty, he just asked if he could borrow my study notes-â
Heâd heard more than enough.
âStudy notes? Yeah, I donât fucking think so,â
Without giving the guy a chance to react, heâd reach for his collar, shoving his back against the wall, teeth barred and face contorted in a snarl as heâd hiss:
âBother my fucking girlfriend again and the only study notes youâll need are the ones on how to drink out of a fucking straw, understand?â
Not interested in the response, heâd shove the guy away, eyes softening instantly as he moved back over to you, thrusting a hand through your hair as he kissed you like itâd been a hundred years, right in the middle of the hall for everyone to see.
And judging by the intensity in his grip, youâd already know, later that night, heâd be extra fucking sure to ask you who the fuck you belong to while heâs fucking you.
When he finally pulled back, heâd smirk at you. âSome bloody nerve on that guy, huh?â
Youâd just shake your head and laugh, taking his hand as the two of you headed for class.
Theodore Nott.
Heâd spot you from down the hall, his eyes instantly narrowing, gaze darting around as though he was missing something, as though this was some sort of sick joke.
Surely, this dude is mentally unwell, right? Thereâs no fucking way that heâs-
Doesnât bother to think about it for even another fucking second, instantly shoving through the crowd to make his way over.
Proceeds to wrap his arm around your waist, other hand finding your jaw and pulling your lips to his before you could even process it.
Would proceed to full-on make out with you in front of the dude, and I mean tongue and all, his grip on your jaw so tight youâd know exactly what he was trying to do.
His hand around your waist might even slip lower, grazing over your ass, and then thatâs when youâd attempt to gather yourself and push him back, completely embarrassed.
Heâd just shrug, smirking down at you before heâd finally acknowledge the guysâ presence with literally nothing more than a glare meant to kill.
âMove along,â heâd say to the guy while pulling you away, grip tighter than ever. âThis oneâs fucking taken.â
As soon as he got you alone heâd be damn sure to remind you that youâre his, and only his, making you beg and whine his name before he fucked you like you deserved the pain.
Tom Riddle.
âAVADA KEDA-â
Lowkey kidding but not really.
No one would even dare because that man would make it clear as fucking day what would happen if they tried.
#harry potter#draco malfoy smut#draco malfoy#lorenzo berkshire#tom riddle smut#tom riddle#tom riddle x reader#mattheo riddle smut#mattheosmut#mattheoriddle#mattheo smut#mattheo riddle#severus snape#tomriddle smut#tomriddle x reader#tomriddlesmut#blaise zabini#blaisezabini#theoriddlesmut#theodorenottsmut#theodore smut#theodore nott x reader#theodore nott smut#theoriddle#theo nott x reader#theo nott smut#theodorenott#theo riddle#dracomalfoy#draco smut
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When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.
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