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scarecrowgolem · 8 months ago

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Guys who r like considered conventionally attractive (slim, sharp jaw bones, veins, the ... the hairstyle... idk how to describe it u know the Guys) scare the fucking shit out of me

#why r u built like that pls dont hunt me down for sport im scared #u know like. like how Handsome Guys making thirst traps on tiktok look #they scare me so much im sorry i dont mean to looks shame but im scared #the dorito man look #i saw a man in an aesthetic post and he had a knife and i got scared

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kheprriverse · 6 months ago

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Ko'jin in a braid ko'jin in a braid ko'jin in a braid--

Current (post-totk) Ko'jin in his outfit from his early years as a deity. He looks so silly with it but in a good way lmao. I definitely think he still has it around and wears it when he's feeling like wearing smth lighter but still relatively functional.

#loz au #fierce deity #Ko'jin (Kheprriverse)#kheprriart #kheprriverse #this man is built like a dorito #im in a mood ok?#+ his sword in its naginata form coz i love the idea of him going wild with one #<- it doesnt have any special looks like the other forms do #also yea i think im confirming when he appears so-- yayyyyyy #i always knew he was going to appear in Spirit’s era after totk but wasnt sure if that was the best time??#another idea was maybe Ares’ era but i feel like meeting him in this state then would be way too early #regardless of when HW may or may not take place compared to Ballad’s era

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detective-angel426 · 4 months ago

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Guys i am SO sorry for not posting in ages, depression and being busy fucking SUCKS. (Seriously it does.)

As an apology; i am sending you all some meme pictures i took of boiled bitch (i printed these pics irl and made meme pics)

#depression sucks ass #doctor nowhere #phen 228 #analog horror #the boiled one phenomenon #analogue horror #digital horror #summer time sadness #man fuck this #mentally tired #why he look like that #dorito #he built like a chip

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sunriseindigo · 1 year ago

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cringetober day 20: hanahaki

ouchie flowers in my lungs :(

#cringetober 2023 #sparrow.png #drdt #danganronpa despair time #xander matthews #drdt xander #drdt fanart #fanganronpa #this is my first time using my 40$ watercolors :p I’m not sure if i like them #idk how to draw flower petals man. he looks like he’s eating dorito crumbs

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fr1day-incredible · 1 year ago

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So you guys remember the joke that Steve't torso is formed like a dorito? Yeah so, imagine the Avengers teasing Steve and joking about it. And like that one time Steve was just eating Doritos, Tony went like "Ah! Cannibalism!!" Steve throwed the bag of Doritos at his face for it.

Like Steve just gets really annoyed and feed up with all of the jokes and teasing. So after a while the others back it up. And everybody kind of forgets about it.

But. One day in the group chat (they obviously have) they are discussing the recent mission they were on. At some point they bring up Steve. Like to blame him for the thing that went wrong or like to get him to do the paperwork or something. Steve is offline because surprise, surprise it's 2am. So Tony won't stop tagging him.

When Steve finally goes online the only thing he sents is this.

And then he imideatly goes offline again.

Everyone loses their shit

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tinyfishtits · 5 days ago

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Paz built like Mr.Incredible.

If they ever do an animated Mandalorian series I NEED this to be the shape of him

#y'all talk about Dorito men #well feast your eyes #on this #big #man #couldn't rest until this image was out of my brain #you're welcome #look at his wittle legs #paz vizsla #the mandalorian #fish draws

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jpasionr · 1 year ago

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Misc sketches from this week (read more of the full sketch and the picture from my switch lite with reference to that plushie beside Tryce

#jpr sketches #splatoon #splatoon 3 #bomb rush cyberfunk #I didn’t tag rise!mikey because I haven’t drawn the turtles in a while but he makes me happy tho 😭#I sort of drew big man that tiny because I was taking a break before going back to paint in class (triangle shaped like a dorito chip lol)#this was my second attempt at drawing tryce with having my switch on stand by while looking at his character model for a few minutes #I gave him slippers instead of his regular shoes because it was around 5 am when I realized ok I might need to stop lol #a slight headcanon ramble while bel has her phone I like to think that bull plushie belongs to tryce #like when the hideout was just starting out bel suggested that plushie would look cute there #and after a while tryce finally agrees that it does look cute there #I had some extra time because class got cancelled from tuesday #I still went to class because the studio was open but the sudden news and the extension on a project made me go time for more silly sketche

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akkivee · 1 year ago

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hitoya’s canon waistline being smaller than kuukou’s, same size at best, has always made me feel some type of way lmao

#this is vee speaking #i’m being generous in the pic on hitoya’s side to account for the angle he’s in #but there wasn’t much space between the standees so i’m not taking foreshortening into account lol #and you can take a few pixels off to account for kuukou’s clothes but even then ☹️☹️☹️#i’m not complaining about kuukou’s waistline lmao in fact if i ever do know that is an imposter lmao #i reject hitoya’s canon waistline is what i’m saying LOL #he probably has a dorito shape like a stronger upper body #but hitoya in my mind is toned and kinda square and BIGGER THAN KUUKOU SINCE HES A BIGGER MAN #much like his dhbat➕ manga build actually lol #maybe in canon he’s supposed to have a dancer’s body in the traditional sense?????? like the way the more slim ddb dancers look #i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s supposed to have a middle ground body type between kuukou’s more built body and jyushi’s lankier type lol

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gaylittleguys · 9 months ago

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I’m not ever going to watch the show but the costuming in the new live action avatar show is so bad lmao can we pleaseeeee get costuming that looks like it’s actually being worn by characters that live and function in the world pleaseee

#it’s too clean and costume-y #also looks bad #the whole show looks ugly #please oh my god when can we have movies and tv that look nice again can we pay people to make good things again #.doc #saw someone say that it looks like a Doritos commercial or something and like. yeah.#not too invested in avatar as like a thing but man this looks like it sucks!

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pokikirapoki · 2 years ago

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Iori Birthday Month: Day 4

#iori yagami #kof #the king of fighters #fanart #pokibook #repost #very old pic lol #have decided to give myself a breather and post old drawings for a few days so i don't burnout quickly #anyways this was done right after his trailer dropped for kofxv :)#man i really made my babygirl look like a dorito smh #and ya this was a little late but it's still the 4th somewhere #iori month 2023

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artificerstimetable · 2 years ago

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#doors roblox #oc #doors oc #hes my old man #dont worry ambush isnt banished just restrained #he is a grandpa to screech #screech makes gacha life mini movies real #she obviously wouldnt watch cocomelon but shhh #the silly #was wondering what kinda ipad kid screech should be #it was between:#taki eating cocomelon watching glued to ipad kid #or #cannot handle spice would die if they even looked at a dorito gacha life lover #charlie got them a tablet as a 'birthday' present #seek convinced him that screech's birthday was in august and so he judt picked a random day #HIS cross is different from the crucifix thing in doors #his is less dangerous towards the entities. moreso calms them but if necessary it can TEMPORARILY restrain them #guiding light likes hanging around him hehehehe #imagine if in a doors update guiding light turns or to be a bad guy #out*#art #dibujo

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tigertrack · 2 years ago

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"vash has always been a twink" youre all blind and dumb

#the amount of times he has no shirt on. DO YOU SEE HIS RIPPLING BOD #YOU FOOLS???#og vash has a pretty and young face but that is literally all that makes him a 'twink'#also you cant call him a himbo AND a twink at the same time #ppl always seem to forget himbo means a good hearted dumb Big Muscled man #rattles you all #i get that he looks like a noodle 90% of the time with his coat but thats literally just due to nightow favoring dorito bods

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starlooove · 2 years ago

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Still on my short king Duke trip

#I’m sorry i just can’t get the mental image out of my head #Duke being a brawler type fighter #extremely close to the way Batman fights #Batman who’s built like a shit brick house #Duke who doesn’t hide in the shadows despite his ability to #who chooses to shine a light on himself in order to keep others safe #and hes like 5’4 at his prime #imagine some thug tryna rush him and he’s just sturdy #plants his feet on the ground and doesn’t budge #and the thug is literally towering over him but cannot move him #make no mistake I’m not rocking with Dorito body or whatever #if you look at him you would NEVER think he’s as strong as he is #if ppl were to guess the way Duke would fight they’d assume smth close to Red Robin or even Nightwings style #nah #this man fights like red hood and Batman had a custody battle over his training for 10 years #and like black bat snuck in and did her own thing while the others weren’t looking #he’s absolutely a dirty fighter too #will poke you in the eyes and go for ball shots guaranteed #won’t kick u when ur down tho he says it’s mean #an enigma tbh #honestly #the disconnect between Duke and Signal is almost as good as the one between Clark Kent and Superman #despite Signal wearing heeled boots with tall insoles #they just present themselves so differently #Not even personality wise!#Duke is friendly and brash and intelligent as Duke and Signal #they just physically carry themselves so differently that his siblings can SEE the change real time #it’s like that scene where Clark revealed he was Superman in that one movie and moved different #duke thomas #i love him he’s my fave

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isaacathom · 4 months ago

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once again i have left the art night with many snacks. my victories continue

#i didnt take the pepsi this time bc i thought thatd be like. Unfair #but i kept going 'does anyone want the twisties?' and noone did so i just kept taking a few more #i think i got like 7 twisties a plain chip and a dorito?#i feel bad but like. thats my student fees baby. my club fees and amenities fees #so yknow. *bilbo meme* why shouldnt i take it #also someone asked how old i was and then said 'holy shit' so ya bois doing swell. man thought i was 18. im so good at this #this being 'looking like a child' thats not even on purpose im just like this

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space-ninja-fashion-show · 9 months ago

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"Accessibility QoL! The demo unit marker will show up slightly earlier!"

Ah yes. The markers that still can't decide how to lead you to tile exits. Showing up slightly sooner. With no word about whether this change only applies to the new disruption node or all of them

#the bar was so fuckin low DE #dante looks interesting and hes a cute owl dorito man! alas disruption sucks ass #chatter tag

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where-does-the-heart-lie · 1 month ago

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Op Characters Body Study

Id definately do more of these but please dont suggest anymore to do cuz then my brain will shut the idea off entirely <3

Reference Image:

design comments:

Sanji: I wanted him to mainly be in the legs, while the shoulders and arms were closer together. Compact up top, Watermelon Crushers on the bottom. i vaguely designed him with the Marathon runner from the reference image in mind. I differ from the reference in that i give him upper body muscles cuz he loves his break dancing moves and you need hella muscles for that.

Zoro: Big tits & Tank Body. Cant knock this cat over.

Sabo: This man in my eyes is a Barbie Doll. Long Legs Tiny Torso. Winx Club Sailor Moon lookin mf. In part inspired by this panel of him:

Nami: My headcanon for Nami is that when we first meet her she is very skinny and malnourished, then overtime living with the strawhats she gains weight and progressively gets chubby. I just think that Sanji always cooking her such nutritious meals and tasty sweets, and not needing to fight for herself all the time, would lead to her lovely new body type. Something, something, 'to be loved is to be changed'.

Plus, her new fighting styles isnt like "im wacking you with this stick" anymore, its more "I'm moving this stick in this direction and striking you with the lighting coming from it". That still needs muscles though so i gave her some good muscles up top :3

Artist note: i spent way to long lovingly drawing her boobs.

Ace: He's the dorito man of the universe. Broad shoulders, itty bitty waist. I modeled him after the basketball player in the reference image Alton Huston. i think that he would focus his athleticism in Jumping and Throwing (literally) punches, so it leads me to think he would build the same muscles a basketball player would.

man is 60% legs. freak. anyway,

I just like the idea of a perfect body that has been twisted by its scars.

Luffy: Brick Shithouse. Healthy mix between muscle and fat. i just wanted to make him look Really Healthy.

The majority of this design is just giving these characters body fat. i dont like the way gangly abs and tits look i love a chub. PWEEESEEE ODA GIVE ME A CHUBBY WOMAN CHARACTER PWEEEEEEEEEESE IM BEGGING YOU PWEESE PWEEESESESESESESESESSSESESES

*ahem*

anyway

i had a lot of fun drawing these, i love love love drawing anatomy and this was a good learning experience on top of that. One of the ways i drag myself out of art block is i just do art studies so this is kinda that.

thank you for coming to my ted talk <3

#my art #one piece #sabo #monkey d. luffy #asl brothers #one piece fan art #portgas d. ace #sabo the revolutionary #roronoa zoro #op zoro #op sanji #sanji fanart #op nami #cat burglar nami #art study #op spoilers

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