#the disrespect knows no limit

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

"No one defended against Max in Brazil" Oh... I beg you to try and say that (with your full chest) to Charles Leclerc's face -

[sumersprkl]

I love that AU where Bruce/Brucie/Batman are three separate people sharing a body/headspace, and I'm just imagining the onboarding explanation for new Batchildren/sidekicks/technically unaffiliated Gotham vigilantes/etc. Like:

"Okay, so, Bruce, Brucie, and Batman are all different people in the same brain who all know mostly the same things, except that Brucie either forgets or doesn't care to learn about a lot of the Batman stuff. And by 'Batman stuff' I mostly mean 'Batman the vigilante personality mythos' because a lot of the 'being Batman' responsibilities actually get split like 70/30 between Batman and Bruce."

"I already have questions."

"Please write them down and save them for the end, thank you. So the split happened around when Bruce's parents died, that's when Bruce and Brucie started sharing headspace, but Batman was still mostly dormant at that point, or maybe was still combined with Bruce, no one's sure. Batman says that was the moment he was born, but he didn't actually start being the host until after Bruce dropped out of med school, so."

"Okay..."

"I tend to think he was active but just lurking in the background without saying anything to gather information, you know, like he does, because he's Batman."

"That makes sense."

"Right? Anyway, they take their gap year from Hell, and at this point Brucie goes fully dormant, Bruce takes a back seat, and Batman becomes host pretty much full time, and trains himself into the super ninja genius detective we know today, and comes back to Gotham to deliver vengeance or whatever. And Brucie, who everybody thought was dead by then, comes back with his own kind of vengeance-"

"Oh no."

"Yeah. So Brucie, who does NOT know that he's sharing a headspace, looks back on the fact that he cannot remember most of the last year of his life and thinks 'Man, I must have been drunk as FUUUU'-frick. Sorry Alfred."

"As you were, young master."

"And this is where Brucie Wayne the Tabloid Princess has his meteoric rise to stardom. And his meteoric fall from multiple yachts, and into several fountains, chocolate and otherwise. So he and Batman, who refuses to tell Brucie he exists, are fighting for control constantly, and Bruce is sitting in the background going 'This might as well happen, my life is already so... gosh-darn weird.'"

"Yikes."

"But eventually Bruce gets fed up and tries to tell Brucie what's going on. Keyword tries, because Brucie does NOT believe him, and Batman is sabotaging every attempt, and this goes on for years, basically until they take Dick in. And poor Bruce looks at these two idiots he shares a brain with and goes '...Neither of you are equipped to take care of a child. What is going on. Why is he in spandex on rooftops. Why is he only eating spray cheese and sugar cereal.' And he surges back up to become the main host again, finally gets through to Brucie, browbeats Batman into being reasonable-"

"Reasonable? Batman?"

"He browbeats Batman into brooding in the corner of the headspace instead of trying to take over as sole host, and they start establishing a timeshare and being more open and honest with each other."

"Thank God."

"Thank Bruce. But then, of course, no one thinks to tell Dick they're a system until after Jason gets adopted, and that's part of why their relationship falls apart and he and Dick sometimes still get so..."

"Explosive? Bitter? Fighty?"

"Yeah, basically. So nowadays, Bruce and Brucie do the out-of-costume parenting-"

"Wait, Brucie?"

"Yeah. He LOVES taking us on Bonding Activities. If he comes up to you with his eyes all shiny asking if you want to go on impromptu fishing trip in Belize in the middle of the school week or something, that's Brucie."

"Aww."

"So Bruce and Brucie do the out-of-costume parenting. Because whenever Batman tries to parent us it either goes Very Badly (deragatory) or Very Badly (hilarious), and he still doesn't really get that our vigilante identities aren't, like, separate people. Like, he knows it's different for us, but he still acts like a complete jerk on patrol and expects it to just be fine when we're all upstairs."

"Oof."

"Yeah, well. Anyway, Bruce does most of the Wayne Enterprises stuff, except the schmoozing with investors, because he'd rather stab his eyes out with a Batarang than talk to other rich people about rich people stuff, so he lets Brucie do the galas and the panhandling and the press. Batman does most of the Batman stuff, except the logging information and following up with officers, because Bruce is a freak who finds spreadsheets soothing and Batman can't talk to anyone who isn't a victim or a villain."

"Heard."

"And then with the Justice League, it's mostly Batman, except that Bruce does some of the, like, downtime socializing stuff, while Batman stays in the headspace doing casework. Oh, and also sometimes Brucie comes out around Green Arrow, because he and Ollie Queen were college buddies. But Green Arrow does NOT know that Batman and Brucie share a body, and he's convinced Batman's doing some kind of long con psychological experiment on him, and it's hilarious."

"Oh my God."

"Right?!"

[sorryimananti-romantic]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF3NLbxhqSp/?igsh=dGYxbWFuOGxmY3Fi

THIS SHOULD BE SPEARD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE K-POP COMMUNITY (mainly atiny so that we can protect our idols)

CAUSE PLEOPLE MAKE ME SICK LIKE YES I HAVE A BAIS BUT THAT DOES NOY ME I HATE THE OTHER MEMBERS I LOVE THEM JUST AS MUCH AND THEY ARE THE REASON WHY THE GROUP IS THE GROUP SO RESPECT ALL MEMBERS OR KEEP YOUR SORRY ASS AT HOME

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you know what this fandom needs? A CLEANSE (sign me up KQ i'll root them out like weeds-)

on a serious note, no matter who your bias is (bc it's okay to have biases), it's 8 makes 1 team. If you are going to disrespect a member, you can't call yourself a fan of the group. plain and simple. i wish ppl understood that.

i can only hope jongho and mingi don't take it to their heart. they make the group just as much as the rest. i hope they know they are loved, i know they are! i just hope they don't encounter such 'fans' ever again.

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

The Pitstop boys choosing to say 'as a fan no one really gives a fuck about the racing' in front of three racing drivers - one of which was involved in a serious crash and has had multiple surgeries and therapy to get back into racing - is a fucking choice

[marc--chilton]

(wcau) due to his patch of territory being on clan borders, house has plenty of neighboring clan enemies (plainsclan territory and his overlap but since he's an ally and codstar's close friend, he's safe to hunt there even in winter when prey is scarcer; hunting on other clan territories is not as easily overlooked)

the deputy of this other (as of yet unnamed) clan has a particular bone to pick with him. ternstorm (tritter, name may change) isn't afraid to harm a free-roaming medicine cat, nor is he worried his torment -- more than is necessary for chasing someone from clan territory -- could end in his demotion as volestar (vogler) doesn't like house either. volestar, however, doesn't sign off on house's death either, as doing so would end in war

[sunrizef1]

Quick rant that I'll probably delete

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Lmao Lewis stans attacking Virgil van dijk is pure comedy

Why are you that rattled by that man??? For a comment he made 3 years ago???

He cheers on max in Abu dhabi and they start tweeting images of him losing THREE years later 😭😭😭

I hope England shits the bed in the final, I can not stand these people

“Every tongue that falls against Lewis Hamilton shall fall”

What 😭

And he's also had much worse losses since 2021??? Girl I watched that man get sent by old man Perisic at 8 am on a Saturday morning, he is not rattled by losing a rigged semi-final after two goals that weren't his fault

And trying to call out a world-class defender and the captain of the Dutch national team for losing one game AS A TEAM when Lewis hadn't won in fuck-knows how long is insane

That fandom gets one win and forgets that Lewis isn't the reigning wdc and hasn't been in a while. The only fandom that deserves this kind of ego that other fandoms are currently displaying, not just lh44 hive, is Max’s fans.

Taking their anger out on virg for what max did is crazy work. Pretty sure Virgil has more trophies in the past three years than Lewis does.

Lewis is 1/76 in first-place trophies since 2021

Virgil is 4/22 in first-place trophies since 2021

And virg was fighting for TEAM trophies with a squad that was slowly falling apart.

Pls do not start 😭

[moe-broey]

I have. So much power. Esp w the ability to use any portrait I want for any class. Which maybe was always the case? But the funniest example here is Bruno. The Medic. That armor in his portrait? Just for show. He's only allowed to wear extremely tearable fabric. As the gods intended. It's part of his curse, you see,

Also Moe voice "Yo who the fuck invited your undead dad to the function??????"

[ghostsandmirrors]

"Hey Buckster... Fun fact! I mean, maybe not fun, but I kinda like knowing where shit comes from. The bad luck of breaking a mirror came from wwaaaayyy back in the day when mirrors were extremely expensive. We're talkin' like kings and queens and knights kinda shit. If you broke one, it was 'bad luck' because they were worth so much and hard to get. If you had one and someone broke it? Oh their ass was GRASS. Eventually it just grew into a myth about it being unlucky.

"Hey its not like I know a lotta things. So when I ACTUALLY knew a thing, thought I'd share it."

"I got bad news, kid; it's probably older than that."

"Lotta superstitions are, what? A few thousand years old and mostly 'cause of religion? S'probably older than glass front mirrors."

[francisforever2014]

“i hate children but—“ is honestly such an annoying fucking way to start a sentence . even if it’s saying that you’re still kind to them etc etc it’s still so weird to me that people constantly have to express their hatred for a group of people that have no control over being “annoying” or whatever makes people “HATE” them. like that is just such an unnecessarily strong word to use against the most helpless people among us imo. you can dislike children you can think they’re a bit much sometimes you can not want to be around them bc they stress you out . its good for people to know their limits so they’re not in situations where their stress would harm children !!but to say you hate them is so??? like obnoxious to me idk. also maybe it’s just bc i was an observant kid and am around observant kids but i feel like if you profess that you hate children constantly but “act nice” around they probably feel that hate . bc children know when they’re not wanted and guess what . it fucks them up like why would you add to that even minutely. maybe work on not hating vulnerable small beings instead of being so proud of it . it’s just unnecessary and annoying to me like okay . good for you ig

[attonitos-gloria]

Sansa stans dont compare her or ship her with rapists. you only ship Sanrion to use Sansa as self-insert because you want to fuck Tyrion, you don't actually like Sansa

anon. I'll be honest with you. I'll not be taking this ask seriously because I have no interest in proving to you that I like any fictional character whatsoever but I want to answer because I think it's so funny that through your hate and ignorance you can see right through me. yes I confess all my Tyrion stan act is because I think he's incredibly hot. Do I think he's the main character. Do I think he is the character that best embodies the heart of the series. Do I cry for him as if he were my friend, do I feel his chapters pulling at my heartstrings. Am I fascinated by the relationship between the way he's treated in-universe and the way he's treated by fandom. Do I believe he is the author's vessel to do meta about his own work more than any other character (for more on this also read: adwd) well yes. Yes of course to all of this. But at the end of the day im just..... thinking with my pussy because I'm a simple girl. when you do it, it is boring but when I do it.... It is actually praxis

[cxpperhead]

// Warning: Negativity under the cut -

Happy December to all my lovely friends and followers out there. You're probably sick of hearing about my woes but currently I'm in a very negative headspace due to ongoing issues at home and I've decided to switch off my inbox on all muses. With work getting super busy and choosing to isolate myself at home, I don't have the energy or enough of a positive outlook to focus on anything to do with roleplaying until 2024. Apologies to everybody waiting on responses be it for asks or threads. I simply cannot focus on anything at all other than work and sleep. Home life is nonexistent at this point and will stay that way for my mental health for various reasons I do not wish to speak about so if I am not very talkative this month, please don't worry and with some luck, things will get better and I will be able to write again. Until then, I hope you all have a lovely December and tons of good holiday vibes.

[cutekinkcorner]

every time i start talking to someone new i get the butterflies over whether or not they're into kink the way i am, not in a "oh no what if they don't like xyz" way but in a "i wonder if they've tried it before? i wonder if their previous partners couldn't take it as rough as they wanted to go? i wonder if they'll do something by accident, a hand slips onto my neck and i moan and they discover something new?"

[vampir3b0yx3]

“Not all men” you’re right, Miyazaki Hayao would never.

[antifragi1e]

am i allowed to be upset

[ocpdzim]

back at it w the screentones in clip studio

[baekuras]

literally crying waiting in the dentist office because our region wide chef basically acted like i am stupid and unwilling to work after 3 weeks of me being in pain which is now at it's peak

I have a literally open wisdom tooth and a headache on the other side that's also stabbing me open with pain-add to that the brainfog bc uh pain and general nausea

and his first question it to ask me if i hadnt considered taking painkillers

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OH NO SORRY YOU OH SO WISE MAN I HADNT CONSIDERED DOING SO FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS I WILL RETURN TO WORK IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIES YOUR MAJESTY

he was upset i dared leave work AFTER finishing everything for the ppl who had appointments today because I hadnt done enough apparently

only the complicated things no one else can or will do (: which was the only reason i even came in in the first place because otherwise I'd have gone to the doctor asap and left my coworkers to bathe the bs storm out (: