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🔥 Godzilla: Unnatural Disasters by IDW Publishing
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
Godzilla is back in this compendium collecting three comic series: Legends; In Hell; and Rage Across Time. We have a host of creators working on these comics from James Stokoe and Chris Mowry, to Ulises Farinas and Simon Gane.
This is probably one of my favorite Godzilla collections because it has “Godzilla in Hell”, which is my favorite comic run. It’s dark, it’s bold, it has some amazing art. The cherry on the top of the cake is the segment and some cover art done by Bob Eggleton, one of my favorite artists. I also enjoyed the other collected runs in this book, especially “Rage Across Time”. This book has everything, all my favorite Kaiju in battle and most of all, Godzilla!!
#godzilla reads#Godzilla: unnatural disasters#book review#comic books#Godzilla comics#Godzilla books#book blog#reading#bookworm#bookish#bibliophile#Godzilla
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I can't believe he looked me dead in the eyes and said this to me specifically
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Tiny Review: Hijack 1971. Character-driven disaster flick.
Popular reviews are mixed on this. But I enjoyed it. Drifting from beat to beat at times. Historical, allegorical, good contrasts, character-driven, hits a lot of the notes of a good story imo.
Hijack 1971 is a 2024 South Korean disaster film written by Kim Kyeong-chan and directed by Kim Seong-han, starring Ha Jung-woo, Yeo Jin-goo, Sung Dong-il and Chae Soo-bin.
#hijack 1971#ha jungwoo#yeo jin goo#sung dong il#chae soo bin#south korean movie#korean movie#disaster movies#political movie#historical movies#2024 movies#movie review
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ermm scanned some stuff... some of the orv in my sketchbook + tidbits of my silly merfolk yjh au
#rb#orv#MY OLD DRRR REVIEWER CAME HANDY👍👍👍 just cut up the bits about disaster once I read it bc I went wow this is yoocroft core!#specially the human damage <- disaster bit... God bless my notes!#okay talking abt merfolk au emmm#I made this. bc i got so sick of the mermaid Kim Dokjas I kept seeing on Twitter iwhwkw he does not have enough swag to be qualified that#<- maybe as a squid beast thing yeah but mermaid? no#Anyway I wanted to base yjh off a mythical creature like a selkie or narwhal but I just settled for some breed of shark (yet to be decided)#I first thought of yjh appearing washed up ashore somewhere and hsy and kdj find him and it's meet cute. just like little mermaid silliness#but i thought of a funnier way of them meeting 🤷♂️#cute yoohankim au meetup! your friend threw a harpoon at me 😍#<- injuries galore happened on that fishing trip... Jhw got bitten... leading to that conversation between her and kdj...#yjh is able to turn into a human but it depends on how much power she's reserved and it's under a limited time before she turns back#<- this leads to hankim saying if they're sure yjh isn't actually a siren
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Not even being dramatic when I say this is the 2nd worst gymnastics scandal after Sydney 2000. The FIG should be ASHAMED of themselves for their handling of this Olympics
#olympics#now everyone has to deal with the fallout that will happen once the ioc officially requests for jordan to give her medal back#i have had a lot of changing opinions about this floor final and this is what i now think#the judges did make a mistake about accepting Jordan's inquiry. but they haven't answered when the 1 minute starts#do they start a timer as soon as the scores are displayed#does the coach have to go to the judging area within the one minute? or does a form have to be filled out and a fee have to be paid?#transparency would be GREAT#they bumped ana's score from 13.7 to 13.766 and nobody has explained where the .066 came from#also sabrina got a 0.1 oob deduction but people have reviewed her routine and she never stepped oob#because her coach didn't inquire about this she doesn't have a chance at the bronze even though it should have gone to her to begin with#just a disaster all around#and also multiple gymnasts have gotten screwed by the judging + the judges haven't been consistently applying deductions#suni went out of bounds on vault at aa finals and didn't get a penalty#heard people talk about gymnasts going overtime at the bb finals without a penalty but simone got a .3 deduction for not saluting#but she actually did salute#one gymnast got a .3 deduction when it should have been a .1 deduction and that took her out of aa finals even though she should be there#no accountability from the FIG who caused this but the athletes are having to suffer from their mistakes#and i doubt anyone is gonna lose their job or be punished by this#and don't get me started on the amount of racism that is also at play with all of this#I'm sooooooo upset and the more developments that come out the more i think FIG should be dismantled#it's nof right to play with people's mental health like this
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#letterboxd#movie#movie review#movie reviews#movies#movie recommendation#movie recommendations#review#reviews#the disaster artist#no country for old men#the room#adam scott#tommy wiseau#james franco#oscars#academy awards
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Twisters is the second movie, this year, where I feel like it was incomplete.
The movies are cueing up typical moments in the genre and then just not doing them.
They were supposed to kiss, right? That was a very "kiss the girl" coded moment.
I'm not crazy.
When they came to get her out of the car, I was like, wait, this feels like their ending the movie. They can't be ending this movie, not right now. I thought they were going to wrangle another one just to make sure. Also, no horse getting snatched up. Why am I at a rodeo to not see one of them rodeo animals spun round wild? Also, I thought twin twisters were going to be a bigger part of the plot.
Bring back the real lovers. I'm tired of stuff being romance coded to get romance fans in the door, and then the filmmakers snatch the rug out from under us going, "Haha. Bitch you thought".
And you "it's not about the romance. Not everything is about romance" jagoffs, butt out. This is not for you. They already made Twisters without romance, its called Into the Storm (2014). Watch it and stay away from me.
This movie is so heavily coded for romance that it feels like a slap in the face that they don't kiss. They even hint at (J or X)avi was in love with her at one point, too. What the hell is going on? You don't need to trick me into seeing your little movie. I was coming regardless, but now I'm not happy about it. You could've made this a colleagues only affair, and I would've been fine, but this was bullshit. Tyler does so much romance hero stuff.
Catch is, I wouldn't be so upset if this movie ended in the field immediately after the big tornado. Instead, this movie decides to put on a big show of Tyler being at the airport, Kate saying his catch phrase back to him. He makes the "whats she mean by that face" nails his truck to the ground and runs after her as Xjvai cheers for him. What the fuck was that for if they weren't going to kiss?!
You know they messed up because all the actors and director etc. On the press tour are doing the romance isn't the end of their story walk back. Like, yeah, no shit that's why you end it on her plane being grounded because a big storm's rolling through.
Don't piss me off.
Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton close your eyes.
The director saying the movie isn't political is laudable. Every five seconds, a character is saying tornadoes have only gotten bigger and more frequent in the last 20 years. Just because you don't call it climate change don't mean it ain't climate change.
I hated every needle drop in this movie. It was very Netflix reality show.
Also, the guy coming in to snatch up people's land seconds after a tragedy is a bad guy.
#twisters 2024#twisters#daisy edgar jones#glen powell#kiss the girl#romance#romance code#the exorcism (2024)#lee isaac chung#steven spielberg#into the storm 2014#soundtrack#needle drop#movie review#natural disasters#tornados#storm chasing#false advertising
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I tried baking
(the ones blurred in white are me, someone else took those screenshots and blurred my name just in case)
#blender go brrr#I hope a lot of people see this lmao#this is like the instant ramen thing but worse#if ykyk#baking from scratch#i'm being so brave about it#constructive criticism welcome#/j#bully me for this I deserve all the shit I get from it#failure#baking#cake#chocolate cake#baking fail#critter oven#terrible#fucked up little guy#I want reviews#so many tags#discord screenshot#discord chat#discord shenanigans#discord shenanagins#being an idiot#dumbassery#tomfoolery#all the subtypes of whatever disaster this was#funny#poor choices
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UNDER PARIS (2024)
For a blog that calls itself “Scary Movies on Netflix,” I actually haven’t reviewed a Netflix original horror movie in a long time. Maybe you’ve noticed that I’ve been binging on movies from the 1960s, but I think it’s time to return to my roots.
This Frenchie flick starts in the Pacific Ocean. A team of researchers, led by Sophie, are tracking a shark, a mako. It arrives and is much larger than they expected, seven meters. That’s more than 20 feet for you non-metric people. The shark attacks! Les attaques de requins! Mon Dieu! A bunch of people are chomped to death. Sophie dives in…to save them, I guess. She sees the shark and it drags her down into the depths via piece of garbage wrapped around her foot. Sophie manages to free herself and swims to the surface.
A few years later she is a traumatized worker at an aquarium. In Paris! She is approached by Mika, a sharks’ right activist, who tells Sophie she has tracked that same shark, who they call Lillith, to Paris! It has followed Sophie and is now swimming in the Seine! That night Mika dives into the river to investigate a submerged car. The driver side door has shark bite marks, and she is menaced by a shadowy shape…of a shark! The French river police (la police fluviale), led by Adil, arrive and retrieve Mika from the water. Mika eventually mentions something about sharks and has the police summon Sophie. Sophie goes diving with the police to convince them that there actually is a shark. Sophie and the police then approach the mayor of Paris, but she is more concerned about the upcoming triathlon than the general safety of Paris (much like how they didn’t want to close the beach in “Jaws” (1975)).
Meanwhile, Mika and her shark activist friends make a whole social media thing out of the shark. Mika wants to safely lead the shark back into the ocean, and she and a bunch of people gather in an underwater catacomb (last seen in “As Above, So Below” (2014)) with some kind of sonar device to attract the shark. One of Mika’s friends (Ben) narcs on her, and the police follow Mika and her friends to the catacombs. The shark arrives! Along with a baby shark! Mika is grabbed by the sharks and torn apart, and then the sharks chomp on a bunch more people. (Ben is knocked out by people scrambling to escape the water and drowns.) It is a disaster. Une catastrophe! The mayor blames the police for the debacle and places the military in charge of the triathlon’s safety, which she refuses to cancel!
Sophie and the police ignore the mayor’s orders and devise a plan to kill the shark, which they earlier discovered can now reproduce by parthenogenesis. They’re going to attract the shark back to that underwater catacomb and set off a bomb. Une bombe, mon petite fromage! Meanwhile, the mayor opens the triathlon, and a bunch of people start swimming in the Seine. The bomb is detonated, but most of the cops are eaten by sharks. Sophie and Idril make it back to the river. Sophie inspects the collapsed river wall, but the giant shark busts through! The bomb didn’t work!
The shark capsizes the cop’s boat (they needed a bigger boat, heh) and eats some more cops. It then heads toward the triathlon swimmers! It starts to munch on them, and finally jumps out of the water to bite a swimmer. It’s another disaster! Everyone starts to panic. The military shows up and they begin to shoot at the shark in the water with machine guns and sniper rifles. This sets off unexploded World War 2 ordinance still in the Seine, and there must be a lot of the stuff, because there are a bunch of explosions, which destroy numerous bridges! This then causes a huge, tsunami-like wave to sweep down the Seine! The mayor is swept away!
We finally see Sophie pull Adil to safety atop a kiosk roof. We pull back to see that central Paris has been flooded. Like, from Notre Dame all the way to Champ-de-Mars, and more. There are sharks everywhere. La fin.
This was…sort of a mess. It’s a monster shark movie, but it’s also a disaster film. It points out the disaster of so many sharks being killed by mankind, but the shark activist gets eaten by a shark! Quelle ironie! The filmmaking is competent, to be sure, and there are plenty of gorgeous views of Paris along the Seine. Shots of the single shark, huge and menacing, were well done, but group attacks looked a bit artificial. The ending was ridiculous, but I still found myself grinning because of the escalating series of disasters. A tsunami? In Paris? That’s full of sharks? Count me in.
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🚨 New Fiction Podcast Alert 🚨
hey all :)
so i made an audio drama called Flickers !
If you like audio dramas like The White Vault, The Cellar Letters, or The Hyacinth Disaster, I think you're really gonna like Flickers.
It follows Alex, a 17-year old left alone to sort through her late-grandfather's belongings. She mourns the lost link to her ancestral heritage, but when a blizzard hits & knocks out power to the area, she realizes that her grief is not the only thing she has to contend with.
episode one premieres today (listen here, transcripts and cws here)
#flickers pod#audio fiction#audio drama#fiction podcast#the white vault#the cellar letters#the hyacinth disaster#flickers pod updates#also if you listen pls rate and review ratings are super important in the first few weeks thank you so much!! <3
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[N3] 幽霊床屋(ゆうれいとこや)
The NPO Tagengo Tadoku Level 4 graded readers are written for learners at the upper end of the JLPT N3 proficiency level. I've recommended this story about a supernatural encounter in a barbershop on here before. It's one of my favourites because it follows the typical structure of a short story, but only uses grammar points that a learner will already be familiar with.
#my book reviews#reading in japanese#study japanese#learning japanese#日本語#japanese books#やさしい日本語#free japanese reading resources#downloadable pdf#earthquake#easy japanese#Endou Kazuhiko#free reading material#ghost story#ghosts#JLPT N3#N3#natural disaster#NPO Tagengo Tadoku#3/11#blog post#wordpress blog
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Breaking down the comics: Soldiers (Punisher Annual #2: Knight Fall)
You guys. YOU GUYS.
I am so excited to bring you this next one for SO MANY REASONS.
The first reason is that this is the FIRST Moon Knight comic I ever read.
And this comic os pure WTFer set off an obsession that has directed the course of my life for over ten years now.
Marc Spector: Moon Knight
Punisher Annual #2: Knight Fall. 1989
Written by: Mike Baron
Art by: Bill Reinhold
Gerbil: Tom DeFalco
(Tom is the editor in chief for Marvel at the time)
We got ourselves a Punisher Annual with a Moon Knight guest appearance!
Now I’ve talked about guest appearances again and again and again. It usually means that the guest star is going to show up HUGE on the cover with some dramatic depiction in an attempt to lure in more new readers to the title comic.
But look at this comic cover. This isn’t Moon Knight showing up to save the day or in a little blurb bubble or box. He’s battling Frank! This looks more like a cross-over style comic! Those always depict the main character FIGHTING the other guest star! And damn if this cover isn’t amazing. Look at those two locked in close quarter combat! And that dagger! This might be a Punisher comic, but Moon Knight isn’t about to roll over!
Now, as we all have come to expect, when you have a crossover for the first time, the two characters always spend the first couple pages fighting in some misunderstanding before they make up and team together to fight the real bad guys. But Punisher takes no quarter and Moon Knight is grumpy at best.
Alright, so we open up on a Long Island Petshop where a Mr. Morton is purchasing Gerbils for their kids.
For those that do not know, a Gerbil is about the size of a large mouse with a long tufted tail and kangaroo like hind feet. They're fast, bite hard, and are fun. (I used to own them as a kid for many years and loved them).
They actually aren’t that well known, even though you can always find them in pet shops next to the hamsters. I wonder why they chose gerbil over say, mice or rats or hamsters. I get the feeling there was some inside joke among the writers here.
…..Oh.
Snake guy. Got it.
MARC.
Marc… “That man just ate a gerbil! Why does it set off all my emergency alarm bells?”
Marc…
So... After that... Marc calls up Frenchie on his radio and tells him that he's tailing a car and gives him details on the vehicle.
"Oui, Marc, what's up?"
"I'm not sure... Maybe nothing."
MARC SPECTOR. You just watched a man eat a gerbil in a pet shop....WHOLE. What do you mean 'Nothing'?!
He tails the car to an old run down mansion .
"That's the old Borgwardt estate--It's been taken over by something called Save Our Society... Time to head home."
Frenchie confirms the car info with Marc. It is registered to the SOS non-profit agency that is privately funded by physicians.
"Sort of an east coast version of the Betty Ford Clinic. Why would a man eat a gerbil?"
Marc… You have fought werewolves. You fought a literal rat king. We’ve seen you fight ghosts and get your ass handed to you by a snake.
AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!? Does Steven know you’re wearing his clothes?
He asks Frenchie to dig into the petstore's files and get him a credit card for the guy that ate the gerbil and an address.
Meanwhile, we meander on over to the star of our show:
"Punisher's War Journal-- I've been on the trail of Ralph Newton, a junkie who makes a living ripping off old ladies' social security checks. Two weeks ago he pushed a seventy year old woman down a flight of stairs and she died. Newton seemed to have disappeared, butt now I have a lead--This shooting gallery in the Bronx."
For those of you unaware of the Punisher, here's a brief howdy-do for you!
The Punisher, AKA, Frank Castle. Originally a VietNam vet who came back with a little PTSD. His family (wife and child) were murdered by the mafia and Frank decided he'd had enough of evil in the world. He makes it his life's work to hunt down and kill anyone that makes it a living to hurt people.
Historically, the other heroes (ESPECIALLY DareDevil and Captain America) despise Frank and often rally the other heroes to try to hunt him down and stop him from continuing his war on crime.
He got his start in a Spider-Man comic of all places and branched out from there.
Frank is a pretty gruff and serious man and depending on who is writing him and what series you are reading, he can be pretty violent.
War Journal was a very popular series where he drives around in his Battle Van and writes about his missions. It works nicely because Frank isn’t much of a social man. So if you rely on the story conversations, like in all the other comics, you aren’t going to get much. But having him writing things down in his journal you get a beautiful narration that reads like a Noir film and you also get a fantastic way to get to know Frank and how he thinks. I appreciate it.
Often when Frank meets up with other heroes, there is a fight with them telling him he's wrong for killing and them eventually trying to stop him.
Now, we know he's going to meet up with Marc in this. And I am so excited for you guys to see this epic encounter.
So we see Frank in his usual attire walk up to a safe house and knock on the door.
He gets the guy to open the door posing as a seller.
Yeah. By now, everyone knows what it means when they see that skull design.
"Junkies. I swear they don't feel pain. You've got to break something before they stop coming at you."
Frank shoots all but one. He tells the remaining guy he's looking for Newton.
Lucky for the junkie he says he last saw Newton going into a rehab clinic saying he was going to get straight.
So Frank heads up to the clinic. It's a Save Our Society clinic.
"The place reeks of sweat and stale cigarettes, ashtrays filled to overflowing."
Man that's good Noir.
Frank walks up to the main desk (in his street clothes, which just means he put on a turtle neck and a coat).
"Department of social services. I'm here to verify our use of federal funds."
"I'm sorry, sir. There must be some mistake. This clinic is privately funded --we receive no federal funds."
"*SIGH* Sounds like another department screw-up. Could I speak to your director?"
(What works about this is that no one actually knows what Frank Castle looks like! He doesn’t need a disguise. Everyone knows him by what he wears. They see the giant skull and the guns. It WORKS. And Frank is surprisingly good at acting. He knows the system.)
He's told that the director isn't in. She's Leona Hiss. (Hiss? Really? We're going there?)
Frank heads to get info from Microchip. Hey! Microchip! I missed him!
Microchip was Frank's old tech guy. He was the man in the van that would give Frank info and hack into things for him.
I'd say they were good friends...But Frank doesn't have friends. I'd give you spoilers on what eventually happens to Microchip but... It's kinda a BIG spoiler and maybe someone here wants to head on over into Punisher land. So I'll leave it at that. (I came to Moon Knight from Punisher land. It was all thanks to this crossover comic… so I guess their ploy really does work sometimes.)
Anyways... Microchip looks up this Leona Hiss person.
A widow of an anesthesiologist who started the clinics to help drug addicts. He goes on and on and tells Frank it "Smells like a smoke screen. All her life, the lady shuns publicity. Now all of a sudden she's a big philanthropist?"
Man, look at that light and shadow in the first panel. This art team is amazing.
Frank sets up position on a roof across from the clinic.
"Clock Street's eerily alive at two A.M. I see a knife fight, several drug deals...Lights are burning in the clinic but no one's entered or left. There are guards on the roof. Better move.
I take position a block away, behind the clinic. I can easily make my way back over the rooftops--Nobody's watching back here. Overhead, a faint Whoosh. Some kind of high-tech chopper."
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
(This art. This art is SLAYING.)
Oh man. Look at this meet up. Frank and his shotgun, Moon Knight facing him down.
They know who each other are! Every time Moon Knight meets up with someone he has to introduce himself! No one knows who he is! But Frank knows him. And Moon Knight doesn’t call him Frank. He knows who he is dealing with.
Oh man, that cover called for such an epic showdown. Both ex-marines. Both know how to handle themselves.
Uh.
“I presume we’re both interested in Save Our Society.”
“Right this afternoon I saw a man eat a gerbil. He came from here.”
“What’s his name?”
"Helmut Snead. He used a solen credit card. Six feet, brown eyes, scar above his left eye."
"Ralph Newton--A Junkie Murderer. What's he doing on Long Island?"
"I don't know--But he didn't look like a junkie. I want to know how he got out of the South Bronx and into a fancy clinic."
"How would you take this guy out?"
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
This is incredible. You have no idea.
Frank doesn't have friends. Frank doesn't do team-ups. Frank is brutal and tells it like it is.
And this isn't Frank being the victim to a new writer making nice in someone else's ball park. This is a PUNISHER comic. Moon Knight is the visitor.
And on that note... MARC doesn't have friends. MARC doesn't play well with others. We literally just came off of him being a part of the West Coast Avengers and leaving because he doesn't team well!
And here these two are, meeting for the first time and being BFF.
In fact, the fact that they already know who one another is despite never meeting means that they have heard others talk about them. And when people talk about the Punisher or Moon Knight, they generally don't have good things to say!
So these two heard "Yeah he's a brutal lunatic" they went "I gotta meet this chap."
I can't stress enough how amazing this is.
Frank is even asking Moon Knight to show how he'd take down a guy. He wants to see how Moon Knight works. And Moon Knight is letting Frank go first.
THIS in itself is amazing. Why? Because we have two highly skilled specialists from a high combat militarized zone that were both known for ambush settings and traps.
They know everything about this building isn't reading right, they have seen some guards and they don't know what's going on inside. So they are essentially walking into an unknown through a closed space doorway into a stairwell with numerous blind spots and possibilities for traps/ambushes.
If it were anyone else, Marc would go first to clear the way and possibly take that first hit because he knows he can take it.
BUT. If you REALLY look at it, Frank is older than Marc. Frank went to 'Nam. Frank has been at this longer and has turned New York into his own personal jungle.
He offers Frank the lead out of respect AND because he knows and Frank knows that if anything is out of the ordinary, Frank will spot it FIRST and deal with it.
This is grade A military tactics and my lord it’s beautiful.
And you know what?
Frank’s history is that he was team leader. And when Marc gives him lead, Frank takes it and Marc RESPECTS him. They are both used to working in this sort of setting.
And when you think about it, Marc was NEVER the leader. He followed other people. Bushman was his leader. Marc joined other groups and let other people tell him what to do. If he didn’t like it, he went off and joined a new group.
So when Frank says “Hold it….!” he is treading Marc like an officer under him and he has now automatically accepted Marc as following him and thus putting him under his protection. This is beautiful. I could wax on about this all day you guys.
Uh… Back to the comic. So… Frank spots a Black Mamba that’s sluggish from being in a cold setting.
Marc makes light chatter (he’s kinda of a goof and light chatter is what he does.) Frank quiets him. He knows there’s trouble ahead.
In the next room, we find a junky going through withdrawal and begging the doc to hurry up.
The 'doctor' injects him with something just as Frank and Marc bust in.
"Hello, Ralph. I didn't know you had a license to practice medicine... And only last week you were a lousy junkie..."
"Punisher!"
"Drop the needle."
"I don't think so.... SSSST!"
And the 'Doctor' suddenly has a snake tongue and snake eyes.
This bodes well.
Frank opens fire on his target and it hardly phases him.
"What have we stumbled into? They move slowly but they don't feel any pain." Moon Knight calls out while pummeling one of the snake guys.
"It's the cold. [....] Reptiles. The colder it gets, the slower they move. You saw Ralph eat a gerbil--Snakes eat gerbils. This place looks like a herpetology lab."
Very astute Frank.
They manage to take down all the snake guys and Moon Knight asks if he recognizes any of them.
Frank recognizes a couple of them as crackheads and various junkies.
They find Ralph to be a card carrier for S.O.S.
"Last week he's a junkie with an armful of holes and this week he's front man for a fancy long island cure club."
"I think we know where to go next. Why don't you come with me in the chopper?"
"Thanks, I will."
(WHY ARE THEY SO POLITE TO ONE ANOTHER. IT'S SO OVER THE TOP.)
So... Frank takes a ride in Marc's chopper.
"Nice set-up. How do you keep the engines so quiet?"
"It's a new kind of fiberglass packing."
And they arrive back at the mansion.
"Come on in--I've got a war room. We'll do a little digging."
"This place is a little ostentatious, don't you think?"
"There are so many private choppers flying in and out of the neighborhood nobody notices mine--Especially at night. The surrounding mansions and trees also cover our entrances and exits from the concealed hangar."
I don't think that's what he meant by ostentatious, Marc.
Inside, Frank, Marc, and Frenchie stand around a table with some maps.
Marc tells Frank about the Borwardt estate he initially tracked snake man to earlier.
"I ran a check on cult leaders and you'll never guess who was released from a federal prison last month--Viper."
Frenchie tells Frank who Viper is.
"She used to head up zat facist group Hydra, zen she went solo. She was busted in connection with the so-called snake riot in washington last year...[....] A mass hallucination where people believed they turned into snakes. I also learned that Viper was recently sprung from prison by a Dr. Tyrone."
We head on over to SOS where we see a green lady, "Madam Viper".
She is in a room of snake men who are 'newly converted'.
They say they are hungry and Viper tells them that they have "a rabbit, five hamsters and a gerbil. We'll have to make another run to the pet store soon."
She has a bit of a thing for hitting people with a whip and demanding that they all call her 'Madame Viper'.
She is then informed that the other clinic was hit and that Newton is dead.
She sends the new snake men out to the yard for guard duty. She's pretty sure SHIELD is out to get her. Which makes sense since she worked for Hydra.
Unfortunately for her, it's far from shield.
Overhead, we find the Moon Copter flying by and Moon Knight drops in with his cape and Frank drops in on a glider.
The guards immediately open fire on them and Frank returns fire.
FRANK. DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM.
….I don’t know if I should count this as a window dive or not. It’s tempting. I’m not going to count it. He decides to abstain from window entrance for once.
Unfortunately for Frank, he runs in without checking around and Marc isn't there to watch his six.
Madam Viper jumps him and injects him with a serum.
Now... Unfortunately for her... Frank has never responded well to drugs of any sort. He's got a history of this not going well for people that try to drug Frank Castle.
He doesn't go down.
In fact, it actually makes him go a little berserk. A berserk Frank Castle is NEVER something anyone wants to face.
He’s doing fine.
She makes a run for it.
Elsewhere, Moon Knight is fighting his own snake man army.
"Lets of gunfire and then it stopped! The time to start worrying about Punisher is when the gunfire stops.
Viper injects one of her larger helpers turning him into a very large and strong snake man.
Moon Knight faces off with the big snake guy. His usual methods of just 'hit it as hard as I can' doesn't work. They don't feel pain thanks to the drugs.
He's wearing a heat pack to keep him moving so Moon Knight decides to take this outside and....WINDOW! WE GOT A WINDOW!
I mean… This one was legit. And he was exiting with a good reason… But I’m still counting it.
Heat pack removed and out in the cold air, the lizard guy goes down easy.
Moon Knight goes to find the Punisher now.
He finds a room full of bodies and Frank in the middle having a lovely hallucination time.
In the window outside, Marc watches a rocket thing take off with Viper escaping in it to fight another day.
Marc manages to distract frank with his crescent darts, moving them around and letting the light reflect off of them in a hypnotic way. This lets him get close enough to take away Frank's gun.
At this point, Frank calms down and the adrenalin that was coursing through his system and probably helping to stave off the toxic affects of the drugs wears off.
Frank goes into convulsions and Moon Knight moves to get him out of there. Not to mention the cops are starting to show up and they need to leave.
The cops have never been fans of Punisher (Despite what the right wing wants you to think when they put punisher logos on their giant trucks) and Frank has never liked the cops. Time to leave!
Marc takes Frank back to his mansion and puts him to bed.
I kid you not.
This... This is a thing that happens a lot. He did the same thing to Jack Russel. Just... Take the drugged up guy home and let him sleep it off in his big bed in the mansion.
Frank has a rough night, hallucinating and putting up a big of a fight but he sleeps it off.
The next day, he wakes up feeling a bit better.
And it ends here. Frank heading off to his next mission and Marc casual as hell as he watches his new buddy leave.
Again I’m going to say it. WHAT.
You don’t understand just HOW bizarre this issue was. ON BOTH SIDES. Frank was so…NICE… Marc was so amendable! They acted like long lost friends! WHAT WAS WITH THE CONSTANT REFERENCES TO GERBILS?! Why does Marc keep putting drugged up men in his bed? Why was he wearing Steven’s clothes? I have so many questions.
And from this casual weird encounter… An obsession was born.
ALRIGHT. Let’s talk about why this works. (This is gonna get long. You can stop here if you don't want to hear me ramble and are just here for the comics).
In the Marvel universe (616), we have a lot of veterans of different wars.
WWII has Captain America, Bucky, and Nick Fury
Vietnam has Frank Castle.
Wolverine....a lot of wars. All the wars. Every war.
Apparently Charles Xavier was in the Korean war (I didn't know that)
Ben Grimm was in the Marines before his space accident (Awww. Another thing for him to bond with Marc over.)
Then of course you have Carol Danvers who worked for the CIA in the cold war.
Rhodes (War Machine) who was in Afghanistan and Vietnam.
There are a LOT of veterans of different wars and different time periods (Marvel time is a soup).
The initial problem was which war. And this is where we are going to once more step onto the Drifting Pieces History soap box.
We all know the saying “There’s no good war”. But that’s not right. Not according to politics and public opinion.
To be a veteran of WWII was a noble and good thing. You fought a clear cut enemy, (nothing worse than a Nazi) liberated suppressed people, and most important, you came home a winner.
What’s that? There was another war? In Korea? Never heard of that one. We totally didn’t go to Korea and fail miserably and we certainly aren’t going to talk about what happened over there.
Oh look, Vietnam! The first publicly broadcasted war. Not like “The Whole World is Watching”. Oh no, the average citizen is suddenly getting their first look at what happens in war. Oh no, it’s not as nice and pretty as it’s supposed to be. No one talked about the atrocities that were committed by the good guys in WWII! And the Korean War certainly didn’t happen.
This was the first war where American soldiers came home and were shunned. They were booed. They lost their jobs, lost their homes, and lost their families. Disgraced and forgotten by their country and their people.
So we have nice shiny Captain America. A literal representation of the good of America and ideal soldier, punching Nazi and saving people in WWII.
Then we have Frank Castle, a dirty soldier from Vietnam. I’m sure people screamed “Baby killer” at him fresh off the plane. What’s that? Frank served THREE tours in Vietnam?! He was the sole survivor of a huge ambush? He was awarded the Medal of Honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the Navy Cross, Silver and Bronze stars, and four Purple Hearts? That don’t mean shit to the average citizen that only cares about two things: 1. We lost. 2. We shouldn’t have been there in the first place.
So he comes home, one of the best Marines in the business, and he’s got nothing.
He gets married to a sweetheart, has two kids (a little girl and boy), and settles in living an ideal life. A quiet life. Too quiet. Frank’s got a little PTSD going on and he was very good at what he did. He didn’t want to leave. He was good over there. He was respected. He was needed.
But he’s doing the best he can. Until that’s taken away from him in an event he’d seen over and over again in war. Blazing gun fire and his family is gone.
He gets revenge. But there’s a problem. He isn’t seen as a loving family man that takes down the people that murdered his kids and wife. He’s seen as a violent ex-soldier from Vietnam that’s gone crazy and is shooting up the place.
They say that for Frank, “the war never ended. It just changed missions.”
And all these other Heroes that are also veterans? They came from good wars. Captain America spouts speeches of being a Good Soldier at Frank. He doesn’t know what it’s like to question if the bad guy really is the bad guy.
If Frank hadn’t of been such a family man, he would have made an amazing mercenary. The best there was.
But then you have Marc Spector. He went to war to escape trauma. He was good. He was VERY good at what he did. And dollars to donuts, he heard about another Marine that was also very good named Francis Castiglione.
But Marc could only be good so long as it wasn’t obvious that his mental illness was a thing. Even if he lied signing up for the military, when he took the jobs working for SHIELD and the CIA, they HAD to know about his history in the mental hospital. But the second he starts to dissociate in public, he’s kicked out. Can’t have a mentally ill person hanging out around all those weapons, right? I’m sure that’s what they told themselves as they kicked him to the curb.
Marc could have gone home here. He’d have been a disgraced hero, sitting on the side of the road on a Veteran hat asking for change. But Marc was still running. He didn’t have a childhood sweetheart waiting for him. He had trauma.
So Marc carries on the mission and he’s GOOD. And he’s a follower. He likes being told what to do. It prevents him from thinking and taking responsibility. If people get hurt, it isn’t his fault.
Now Frank is very thorough. There’s a chance that the first time he hears about a new Superhero showing up in Manhattan he immediately looks into it. He’s got access to SHIELD info. He finds out who Marc Spector is and he sees another soldier that was let down by his country. Another soldier that was looking to make a wrong right despite how the war went.
And Marc? Frank’s a hero. He’s tough. He does what needs to be done to keep people safe. Frank’s a leader and he takes care of his soldiers.
They look at one another and see soldiers struggling to find their place here in the normal life again because they never HAD normal lives to begin with.
Moon Knight is the only one who can probably understand where Frank is coming from and not judge him.
Much later on in the comics, when Moon Knight is desperately trying to fit in with the Avengers and be a better hero, we see him come up against Frank again. Frank understands what Moon Knight is trying to do and he asks him if he really thinks it’s going to work.
And despite how everything else was going in that particular run (a lot. A lot was going), it was a very real moment. Frank saw through him. I’ll get more into it later when we eventually get there. But man… These two together both make me so happy and also break my heart.
ANYWAY. Uh… Long extended explanation over! I love this issue with my whole everything.
This writer? This artist? Why couldn’t THEY have been the ones to take over the Marc Spector run? They get it! Look how pretty they make him! Look at all that cape action!
They even get the dichotomy of Marc in this time. We may not have STEVEN, but did you see the way Marc was dressed in the mansion? How very Steven -esque. Even the way he treats Frank at the end there.
UGH I could go on about this all day. I’m going to stop here before I write a dissertation. I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS OKAY.
#Moon Knight#Moon Knight comics#Analyzing the comics#Marc Spector#Jake Lockley#Steven Grant#Frank Castle#The Punisher#They deserve to be friends#These two disasters#Why was there so much Gerbil in this#I love this issue#I could wax poetry about it all day#Two reviews in one day? Spoiling you
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The Way of Kings - Brandon Sanderson (Stormlight Archive #1)
4.75/5 - Kaladin my beloved!!! Shallan my beloved!!! Jasnah my crazy weird older sister!! truly my love for this book knows no bounds; fewer pace issues than I remember; really solid start to the series
Minor spoilers for Words of Radiance!
Truly I forgot just how much happens in this book. 1200 pages of straight insanity.
Anyway, I do think this is a very intriguing entry into an epic fantasy. Everything that Mistborn does well in the introduction to its magic system, Stormlight does with more finesse and tWoK is truly a masterclass on character introduction.
I also appreciate how rich each of the side characters feel. Each of them clearly have conflicting motivations and independent goals and they never feel like they only exist to prop up our central POV characters. They challenge not only the characters' beliefs on what is right and wrong, but the beliefs that we, as audience members, absorb from reading in specific POVs.
More than the side characters, whom I love dearly, I just cannot heap enough praise on the characterization of both Kaladin and Shallan. To have two characters, both so clearly traumatized, and show them reacting to that in different ways and having that play on their strengths and weaknesses, flaws and skills, is something very rarely undertaken and even more rarely pulled off. The tension between a character who is so open about their feelings and their failures and another who seeks to hide her past and parts of herself is such a delightful payoff in WoR.
Furthermore, I do enjoy the little pictures and interludes that Sanderson includes. In my opinion, the addition of these small things really elevates the novel from his past work and makes it feel very lived in. Just because we're focusing on the Shattered Plains and Kharbranth because our main characters are there does not mean that those are the only places with things going on. I found it really refreshing to be reminded that this is a large world and our story takes place in only a small part of it.
Docked 0.25 of a point because I always find that Dalinar's sections drag on a bit. No shade to him, I just don't particularly care about his sections at the beginning, especially when they're sandwiched between Kaladin and Shallan POV chapters. However, they are necessary for understanding the plot/stakes and they help the plot marinate a little bit. An epic can't be an epic if it doesn't take a while to tell.
#there's no succinct way for me to capture everything I love ab these books you just have to read and find out#anyway the return of Kaladin my little guy!!! i love him so much!!#and shallan my disaster bi queen!!! she's everything to me!!!#the way of kings#brandon sanderson#stormlight archive#cosmere#book review#fantasy#high fantasy#kaladin stormblessed#shallan davar#dalinar kholin
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I never seen or even heard of the movie Roar!
#movies#disaster movies#marc maron#roar#1981#1980s#1980s movies#1980s horror#eighties#pride of lions#lions#jaws#mozambique#tippi hedren#melanie griffith#horror#horror movies#wild life#wild animals#big cats#cult film#cult movies#cult following#film review
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Amar Prem Ki Horrible Kahani
Amar Prem Ki Prem Kahani is a colossal disappointment that somehow manages to trivialize every important aspect of the LGBT experience in India. If you’re looking for meaningful representation or thoughtful storytelling, do yourself a favor and re-watch Shubh Mangal Zyada Savdhaan or Badhaai Do. Those films, at least, attempted to address the complex layers of coming out, familial acceptance, and…
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Zero Day Director commentary - With actor Andre Keuck
#movies#film#cinema#Damn I wish Cal was here#Andre and Ben are really interesting to listen to#This movie is one of those movies where it needs like 3 commentaries#It needs one with just Ben Coccio by himself#then one with Cal and Andre by themselves#then another with all 3 of them#Not all movies do that but I love when studios/filmmakers have multiple commentaries to create a sense of thorough intimacy#due to the nature of how commentaries are set up they can be quite restrictive/pressing/limited with no pauses or rewinds.#so I find cast/crew don't have enough time or able to present how they would like to if they could edit/rewind or pause for fluent presenta#So I love when they have director commentaries and actor commentaries or composer commentaries#Platoon's dvd extras are so dope they got multiple commentaries and one with military adviser Dale Dye who was a RL vietnam vet#Or Hostel's commentaries where one is just Eli Roth and another is Tarantino and Eli Roth with Scott Spiegal#idk if Zero Day ever got a blu-ray release but I think it should but the DV technology of the camera is kinda at it's limit of resolution#but an AI upscaling with 20 years later retrospective with Ben Cal and Andre would be sooo dope along with updated commentaries#Every few years I always rewatch Zero Day so that time has come that last few days lol#Ever since Columbine as a lil kid I have always been into spree-murders and active shooter incidents#I remember reading a peer-reviewed paper called Pseudo-Commandos#And Eric and Dylan and Andre and Cal would be dubbed Pseudo-Commandos where they dress up in a semi-military fashion#and have a delusion of superiority mixed with perceived sense of persecution whether it's true or not#it went into the Postal shooter from the 80s as well and what he went through along#plus I read another book called Going Postal which also went into postal shootings along with school shootings#I want to make a film about spree murders or an active shooter/s but I remember just getting so tired of the subject matter#because every 3 weeks there was some new shooter in the headlines and I found myself not wanting to be exploitative#When I write/direct my film I'd like it to address and study the character of such an individual but not try to be too political#or exploitative and focus on the ambiguities that are left behind when someone does this#as a society I noticed we stopped asking the questions on why and stopped having constructive conversations#it feels like as a coping mechanism we've started treating them like tornados or natural disasters
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