#the disaster liveblogs

[ever-yours118]

okay but the way Buck just. repeats everything Tommy says after their kiss? the half-lidded eyes and the ‘yes… i am free. eight is great. yep, saturday!”

kissing a boy stunned him so bad he forgot how to speak, just imagine how nonfunctioning he’s going to be when Eddie finally kisses him stupid (literally)

[fairypaw]

Well good luck, Babe!

[sparring-spirals]

f.c.g, full of love for their partner: even if i dont get very good at this faith thing... will i know f.r.i.d.a for a long time? 🥺

The Changebringer:

The Changebringer: *APPEARS FULL FORCE, IN PERSON*

The Changebringer: SHIT IS GETTING BAD. VERY SERIOUS. RED END IS COMING. YOU CANNOT FALTER IN YOUR FAITH OR YOU HAVE A PATH OF SOLITUDE AHEAD OF YOU.

[amedetoiles]

i can’t believe i’m barely a third into this show and i’m already this ridiculously emotional. these recurrent snippets of his father forcibly burning away dfqc’s emotions while he’s screaming that he’d rather die aS A CHILD - the cruelty of it all??? dfqc looking at shangque swearing loyalty to him to the end of their days and not understanding it because he can’t. xiao lanhua’s ploy to escape but also saying i’m going to heal you! i’m never going to give up on you! his father told him emotions are weakness, a burden, but here he is choosing again and again to take off the ring and feel them anyway because it’s her! it’s her! what the fuck what the fuck

[thatgirlonstage]

Th. They just left it. They just LEFT it in a PARKING LOT.

[cyndaquillt]

Some Demon King of Salvation he is, since the moment KDJ got that modifier I've been feeling everything but salvation

[arthursfuckinghat]

IT WAS AN ACTUAL LION????????

[mareastrorum]

I'm still freaking out about Blade of Disaster. It's so underwhelming compared to other 9th level options, but it's SUCH a Cody Walsh spell.

It's a BONUS ACTION. It's a rip in reality wielded as a weapon. It moves 30 feet. It attacks TWICE. It does FORCE damage. It crits on 18+. Its crit damage is TRIPLE instead of double. It goes through ANY barrier without a care.

Fuck your resilient sphere! Fuck your wall of force! Fuck your platinum shield!

FUCK YOUR SHIELD SPELL!

THIS IS THE EMBODIMENT OF WIZARD SWORD ENVY!

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Tina telling Em she's been drinking and Foolish being astonished by her method of parenting is so funny considering Foolish's reputation for being the chaotic one of the server

[astromechs]

house sending thirteen out of his office to go do a blood test on the patient so he can talk to wilson has the energy of a married couple sending their daughter out of the room so the adults can talk lmao

[gooperts-gunk]

watching bagi's vod instead of live to keep up um. um. at 5:08:10 q!bbh says "i guess you should put i DID like beach vacations, and then there was that one time... i went to naples and that didn't end well..."

UM. UM. CASUAL GOOGLE SEARCH OF "disasters that started in naples italy" AND I FIND.

Q!BAD????? Q!BADBOYHALO?????? just a normal day in 1343 AD for him. nothing we didn't know he could do. just an instance we didn't know of. his disaster count only grows, im excited for his next one. sitting politely, twiddling my thumbs all shy

[hesgomorrah]

i know i posted this cap earlier today but i can't stop thinking about this moment. this man has a degree in engineering. by this point in the series he has shot and killed approximately 20 people. this is some of the least safe gun handling i've ever seen on tv his ass literally should not have been a cowboy!!

[dozyrogue]

My favorite bit of recipe for disaster is the plant.

Tubbo moves it out of the way, he holds it as he descends into madness. Stares at plant like its gonna do anything. And lastly plant still has it price tag on.

And let's not forget bill jumping tubbo

[phatcatphergus]

THE HARD CUT FROM BILL TRYING TO STAB TUBBO TO THE OTHERS COOKIJG IM AGAHMAMA

[amedetoiles]

listen who doesn’t love a murderous all powerful demon with excellent hair and fashion sense on a destructive course of world domination but who also wants to make a plant happy?

[thatgirlonstage]

My favorite black humor is when documentaries about people who died on exploration expeditions will deadpan inform you “the local name means Dead Man’s Valley, located in the mountain range of Nighttime Freezes Your Face Off Here, accessed by taking a boat down the river of No Seriously We Fucking Mean It Don’t Go That Way”