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Ted Raimi + text posts
#ted raimi#text posts#my gifs#creepshow#the midnight meat train#deadwax#the man with the screaming brain#the damned thing#millennium crisis#lunatics: a love story#these amuse me
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Ted Raimi as Father Tulli in Masters of Horror: The Damned Thing 01/?
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I absolutely love the way Ted delivers the line “Where’s your husband at bitch?” in this thing I swear
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Okay but consider: Jonathan Harker from Dracula (1897) and William Harker from The Damned Thing (1893) are related
#dracula#dracula daily#jonathan harker#william harker#the damned thing#horror literature#gothic literature#supernatural horror literature
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Also makes me think of "The Damned Thing" (1893), a short story by Ambrose Bierce about a predatory creature that reflects light only in a wavelength we cannot see, rendering it invisible.
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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅
#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#farcille#marcille donato#falin#not going to lie labru is the worst thing to happen to me because damn everyones lining up for yaoi and not laios x monsters sniff sniff#sorry cough im. normal#my artwork#rkgk#winged lion#theres not even a ship tag for them im sick#lios..?#laion#😭
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just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey
#fallout#fallout tv show#my art#lucy maclean#i was not expecting it to be so good but it was!! delightful#i think i like video game adaptations better when they do their own thing with it lol#such a relief to instead of seeing something regurgitated mindlessly for profit#its actually just a completely fresh story but in a familiar setting. cool balm on my skin#i guess that's where i'm at in the remake hell we all live in rn#ella purnell has the sweetest biggest eyes i've ever god damn seen
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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Forgive me, Father, for I desperately want to sin... 🥵
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Ted Raimi as Father Tulli - The Damned Thing (Masters of Horror S2E1)
#ted raimi#the damned thing#father tulli#masters of horror#priest kink activated#forgive me father#I desperately need to sin#my gifs#those pouty lips
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the rich =/= someone who has something I can't afford :(
the rich = the fucking rich
#LORD#jack facts#the damn things are truly overlapping today huh#christ#soc#reading process#i do not vague my post at you sir; but i vague my post sir
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I love southern accents so much, so Ted doing this accent is killing me
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#art#fanart#drawing#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#i think about the fact that it's the middle child a lot its the funniest thing ever#like damn bitch this is the most intense case of middle child syndrome I've ever seen
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it was a pretty cool dlc, i enjoyed it a lot
#daske art#fnaf#fnaf ruin#dlc ruin#fnaf dlc#fnaf security breach#five nights at freddy's#fnaf sb#five nights at freddy's security breach#security breach ruin#fnaf gregory#fnaf cassie#fanart#digital art#my new sweet daughter#she's so precious???and i love her so much???#she deserves the damn world#also dont at me#gregory did NOT betray his bestie#i dunno what you think that thing was#but that was NOT my son!!!#i need another dlc where we go back to the plex to bring our bestie back as gregory#idc if it repetitive at this point#let my children reunite dammit!!
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Vanny can’t explain everything in the FNAF pizzaplex..
#chloesimagination#myart#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#elizabeth afton#ms afton#william afton#evan afton#cc fnaf#security breach#fnaf fanart#NGL I’m still not over the Afton staff bots that are in security breach#IM still curious of what that whole scene is trying to say#other then being a cool nod to the Aftons#BUT LORE and theories don’t matter in this comic#what if Michael saw the Afton staff bots BAHA#YOUD think he’d be mad or just tired#Vanessa definitely can’t explain it either#I think she knows most things going on at the pizzaplex BUT not all#and I think this one would stump her a lil BAHA#just no way to wave this off just like damn sorry Michael#I STILL CANT GET OVER TOO HOW#CC is repped by the bot missing a head 💀#Michaels not gonna like that one oof
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they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee
#barks#i have kinda nice headphones with a weird cable end you plug into them and shopping for that is so annoying#the one that came with the damn things felt super cheap to me so i got a kinda nicer one of amazon#but i still want a like. Proper Nice one#very annoying finding it
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