obsessed with how two people stand out for being short. one is a nine-year-old, and the other is the most feared newsboy in all of new york.
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Day 6 of @tamlinweek - Fairy Tale Twilight AU
Most would say the baby plotline was dumb, bad, and waaay too Twilight adjacent. And they'd be right. BUT CONSIDER! What if the real problem was it wasn't Twilight enough?!
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shoutout to luke brandon field though, like he got horny daniel, sassy daniel, high as a kite daniel, fucking terrified daniel, emo daniel, all the flavours down pat. take a bow, sir.
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Jack has a tattoo that says 'yeehaw till I yee fuckin' naw alive anymore' on the small of his back just above his ass and Davey laughs at him every time he sees it
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the obvious resolution to the bella edward jacob love triangle was polyamory but stephanie was a COWARD
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A screenshot redraw that turned out pretty good
Can’t believe the one (1) character I relate to the most in the world is Jacob. Well at least hes bi too
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And you know what’s worse about them calling Wyll boring? It’s the ones who’re ALSO dragon age fans and liked Cullen-boring-ass-white-boy-Rutherford, and excused their love of him by saying he’s the princely/knight type. And guess who they’re simping for in BG3. Not the princely/knight type that is Wyll, that’s for sure.
yeah i said this in the replies to tht post but i’m pretty sure people would be all over wyll (and other black male characters) and think his backstory is soooo interesting if he was white instead 🫠 plus there are so many white boys who are 1000 times more boring than wyll but they get away with it… i wonder why!!!
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if ubisoft forgets basim is canonically bisexual
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Saltburn was tame
idk what people on tiktok are on Saltburn was tame
they clearly have never read a single fanfiction in their lives or consumed anything that wasnt mainstream media 😭
not even the period scene was that bad like jesus
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The only love triangle that ends in monogamy that I will expect is if the two male love rivals both love and care for the female lead so when they see their fighting is distressing each other they decide to play nice for her sake and eventually become what some would call friends and then something happens and one of the love interests dies protecting their love rival and when asked why he says "because your my friend" then dies. Then after grieving for a while the male and female lead get together and then she gets pregnant and when thinking of names for the child the male lead suggested the name of the for er male lead and when asked why he says "I want to honor the man who saves my life"
BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
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