#the counterfeiters

[littlemarylil]

August Diehl the man you are.

[madame-fear]

Jules-Angelo Bigarnet as Bernard Profitendieu source ; Les Faux Monnayeurs (The Counterfeiters, 2010) (gifs 1/?)

↳ gifs are made by myself.

his eyes are so beautifully blue. your honour i am absolutely in love with this man. 💙

[rwsdarw]

this was fun

[averaillisa]

scammed by that old man again

[orionshounds]

he is so fascinating to me

[thatsbelievable]

[radiance1]

"Do any of you know a John Constantine?" Said the boy standing inside the summoning circle with a briefcase, stance casual, relaxed. "I've heard he works for the uh-" His eyes roam over the every person in the room, past the cultist standing in front of him, past the unconscious ones, before finally stopping on both Batman and Superman before snapping his fingers. "Right, the Justice League and I know those two are apart of it, so I'm assuming the other ones are also in or affiliated with them."

Slowly, a few of them turned to look at Constantine, who took the lull to light himself a smoke and then walked forwards, hands in his pockets until he stopped by the head cultist and barely batting an eye he uppercuts them, knocking them to the ground and reaching for his smoke with a hand. "That's me."

The boy's eyes roamed up and down Constantine's form with a single minded, unnatural focus that threatened to send a slight shiver down Constantine's back that he suppressed. This continued for about a minute, before an expression of disgusted disappointment crossed the boy's face.

Constantine raised an eyebrow. "Got a problem with me, kid?"

The boy grimaced, before reaching an arm forward all too quickly and pushing the briefcase into the warlock's chest. "I-It's for you." The boy sounded far too pained to utter such words, as if speaking to Constantine physically harmed him while averting his eyes.

Constantine grabbed hold of it with his other hand, looking down at the case. "This is...?"

"Open it and see." The boy said, stepping back to the farther end of the circle. "Now, if you excuse me. I shall take my leave."

With a flash, the boy left, and the circle quieted down from a bright glow back to just a drawn circle over the floor.

"Constantine-"

"I know Batsy, 'debrief first, open it later'. Don't need to tell me once." Constantine turned around, and over to the group of heroes, disregarding the unconscious body on the floor and walking over it.

===

"Sooo," Flash began. "Anyone wandering what's in the case?"

Batman glanced over at him, and Flash brought his hands up and shrugged. "Look, we were all wondering it."

"I wonder as well." Chimed in Wonder Woman with a smile.

Small murmurs of agreement rang through the table, and Batman looked stared at all for a good, long and hard minute, before moving his gaze over towards Constantine. Everyone else did so as well.

Constantine light another smoke, uncaring for Superman's small grimace, and placed the briefcase on the table and opened it.

Whatever the Justice League was expecting, it was not for an avalanche of letters to spill from the case, knocking Constantine and his chair over and slamming open the rest of the case.

From the ceiling rained letters, and Batman took a hold of one, staring at the expensive looking paper that glowed with a slight green shine, carefully and expertly sealed with a seal in the shape of a heart.

'From Vlad Masters, to John Constantine." It read.

"It seems our shifty warlock found himself an admirer." Wonder Woman's smile took on a more playful edge.

Below an ever growing pile of white of red, Constantine despaired over the loss of a perfectly good cigarette.

[counterfeit-stars]

Danbert brainrot is real

[jamiebower-001]

Jamie Campbell Bower | Moodboard

[theloverscard333]

I can only hope the universe gives us his soul in every lifetime. 🖤

[madame-fear]

Jules-Angelo Bigarnet as Bernard Profitendieu source ; Les Faux Monnayeurs (The Counterfeiters, 2010) (gifs 2/?)

↳ gifs are made by myself.

[lilavolturi]

Heh.

[byjove]

I just tried to pay at the thrift store and my $50 was counterfeit 💀 most embarrassing moment of my life bc who the hell tries to pay with counterfeit cash at a charity shop? It was an Easter gift from my grandma given to me via my father so idk where she got it. Anyway, put the purchase on my card. Haul upcoming. All the old ladies gathered around the register to ogle my counterfeit $50 and I was like “I’m so sorry I’m so so so sorry.”

[unbfacts]

Disneyland's 1955 opening expected 15,000 guests, but counterfeit tickets swelled attendance to over 28,000; some scaled fences using $5 ladders, causing a seven-mile traffic jam on the Santa Ana Freeway.

[traaansfem]

Bad idea! Do not. Only useful in some circumstances. Before bed generally not one of them.