#the conundrum is real

[punkrockisafulltimejob]

Per @brightgnosis I am not overexerting myself by folding laundry and doing a deep clean of the bedroom today before work. At least I was able to take care of the trash and make enough room on the floor to actually pack.

Now I have to actually pull clothes out, which sucks bc I never know what I want to wear in any given day when I'm not stuck in a work uniform

[plushieroyale]

I gotchu mod.

Turns Ami into a teenager!!! Get aged!! (Temporarily)

“Huh?!”

Blinks and looks at himself. Utter terror. How is he 14. What.

“WHY AM I TALL. OH MY GOD.”

”PAPA. HELP ME.”

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency

[shittysawtraps]

Why are the movies called Saw in the first place?

there are a lot of saws in the movie. and a lot of sawing gets done.

[evocatiio]

if chibnall was the one writing this season you lot would be talking VERY differently

[saccharine-dean]

do i relate to dean winchester because i have low self esteem or do i have low self esteem because i relate to dean winchester

[n4rval]

what if i wrote a dr wingdings gaster so real and so convincing it became impossible to see him as anything else and made tobias "radiation" fox come into my dms asking me to cease my activities immediately because im ruining the mystery

[floorpancakes]

smth kinda fucked up about watching doumeki go from whole assedly making life or death decisions for watanuki as a desperate but firm love language every other tuesday to fucking sitting in quiet anguish with a pained look on his face with his eyebrows fucking tweaking out, still able to make life or death protective decisions sometimes but being fucking paralysed with indecision most times that don't involve immediate physical actions to the point it's clearly ripping his head and heart in two even if he still retains that refusal to give up

[theokusgallery]

Laplace's Angel by Will Wood is a Gertrude Robinson song

[vveirdvvitch]

Like I’ve said, I am currently rewatching Gotham.

This freak out in the season one finale was so hot. Like legit butterflies in my tummy. I love this goober.

[screambirdscreaming]

Something funny on the discourse axis of "is it ethical to kill animals for food" / "can't you just eat vegetables," is that few things in this world make a person so strongly feel the emotion of "wow I could eat that animal in particular," as trying to grow vegetables and having them be eaten by a varmint*

*generally I don't approve of categorizing animals as pests or vermin. Like as a concept I think that leads quickly to bad places in terms of how you relate to your local ecology. And generally to resolve a conflict of this sort with an animal you probably have to change how you're relating to the local ecology (see: integrated pest management). BUT that being said. Sometimes you make eye contact with a rabbit in your garden,, after bemoaning the nipped off remnants of your soon-to-be-ripening vegetables,,,

[georgetownsweatshirt]

Because it’s 2AM, here8s something I’m not afraid to admit: I’m simultaneously a Rollisi and Barisi shipper; while being an avid Rolivia enjoyer

[trashpandacraft]

wip wednesday: project shaming edition

i finally remembered wip wednesday, and it's even still wednesday! great job, me, very proud of you.

first, the good. i have yet to spin the second bobbin of my first pipy project, but that's fine—treadle wheels are mostly a weekend thing for me, and i felt crappy last weekend and barely got out of bed. i feel like it'll get done this weekend, no worries. and i'm going to ignore that realistically, i'm going to start spinning up the polwarth i dyed basically as soon as i can, because i'm greedy. surely the limit is one active spinning project per wheel, right?

anyhow, starting 'as soon as i can' is, basically, after i finish this set of socks.

are these socks exciting? no. am i enjoying knitting them? they're fine, i guess. i'm not sure that i love hobbii's sock yarn, and it wants desperately to spiral, for some reason. but the socks will serve their purpose, and that's why i knit socks with novelty yarn, so whatever. i'm getting a lot of very important youtube videos watched.

unfortunately, that's it for the good, and next up we have this hideously orange jumper. it's so orange that neither my phone nor my computer can figure out what to do with it. when it looks right on one, it looks red on the other; when it looks right on the other, it looks like bizarre orange that's both too bright and too dull. this picture looks equivalently bad on both devices, so it's what i'm using.

it's just a mindless no-pattern raglan with hobbii unicorn solids. it looks small, but it's just squished on the needles—it's adult sized, and the body will be something like 470 stitches around. this isn't really sparking joy, though it is, again, good television knitting, and i think that it will be well loved when i'm finished. which might be 2025.

and then the...mixed emotions. i spun this yarn. i'm knitting it into a shawl for my wife. i love both the yarn and the wife. but i'm a little wary of the project itself, because it's not great for mindless knitting (or at least isn't great yet), and also, frankly, i'm so aware that it's silly, you know? will anyone ever wear this shawl? i honestly have no idea. but here's the yarn.

that second picture is one strand of the yarn, one of sewing thread. the yarn is one ply of handspun rambouillet and one of commercial silk, plied loosely together. i went with this because while this is by no stretch of the imagination an orenburg shawl, galina khmeleva says that this is how they're traditionally done: loosely plied, one ply cashmere, one ply commercial silk. i figure if it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me—and also, ok, easier than spinning another 1200 metres of singles for this.

i've started the very beginning of the shawl, and have every intention of finishing it, but haven't gotten far. you can just see the lace on the outer panels starting to form.

i love this shawl. i'm going to finish this shawl. now that i'm thinking about it, though, it might be more of a summer knitting project than a winter one. i'm putting off starting a cowl, which would be a little more practical in the immediate future. i'll see how i feel when i'm done the socks, i guess.

[exdeadshop]

Hi everyone, a small update! The Scratch plushies are set to arrive here this week! Everyone who pre-ordered only Scratches should expect to see those shipped out in the next few weeks.

Molly is still following the original timeline, so she should arrive in my hands in late December, and will be sent out to you soon after. All bundles will go out at this time too! Thanks for your continued patience!

Plus here's a peak at the bonus items! Each pre-order of Scratch and/or Molly will come with a 4" Glow-in-the-dark Sticker and a 3" Acrylic Charm Keychain!

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

I NEEEEEED to get better at drawing gore and body horror, but I DO NOTTT want to look at references because I'm squeamish

[andersdotters]

Zhongli and pda don't belong in the same sentence.

[chroniclesofnadia111]

The dilemma between looking good and wanting to post cute/slightly saucy pics & also not wanting to be objectified. ⚖️