#the conses aren't quencing

[undead-knick-knack]

Campaign 3 be like

[see-arcane]

Count Dracula: "Hahahahaha! I will make you my thrall, and you will obey me for all eternity!"

Mina, trembling with rage: "Fucker who I am going to dox right this fucking second says what?"

The Count: "What-"

Mina: "I mean this in the nicest, most pitying and pious way: Die <3"

Dracula: "wh--"

Mina: "Jonathan, darling, be sure to show him mercy when you find him in his little dirt box which is currently at sea and fleeing back to his hidey hole castle in the Carpathians <3"

Dracula: "Hang on,"

Jonathan, kukri out: "I named it Mercy <3" 🔪

[natequarter]

themaster-deactivate19730619

Join me in my plans for universal conquest. I won't kill you. I'll even give you a fair share of what's left of the cosmos when I'm done. I prommy (new word for I promise)

🔭 the--adventurer3 Follow

oh this is going to do irreversible damage to my vocabulary for sure

#i can just feel it

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📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow

I refuse to believe the Brigadier is Scottish

🔫 thebrigadier Follow

I refuse to believe in Norfolk. We appear to be at a stalemate.

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🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

i wont leave u i prommy

👑 fred Follow

what if i left you

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

id react normally

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🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

time to fucking kill myself.

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🚬 fitz-crier Follow

ineeed hm to break evrry bonein mjy bodyy. sexuaaly

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🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

We've all emotionally neglected a teenager to an early grave before haha

⚰️ themaster Follow

??? no even i haven't done that and i'm a mass murderer

🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

Oh wow. This is a new low.

#Oh how the conses are quencing #<- this too is going to deal permanent damage to my vocabulary.

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📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow

Deep down, what we all really want in life is a cool yellow car

🔭 the--adventurer3 Follow

called bessie

📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow

You. You get it

#For some reason my son does not feel the same way

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😎 betteryatesthannever Follow

hey does anyone know if we've got any days that AREN'T the worst day of my fucking life next week

😎 betteryatesthannever Follow

strong as fuck ice mummy next monday just shoot me now and be done with it why don't you

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📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow

The Doctor is dead :( nothing we can do about it. Sad

⛵ notanimbecile Follow

Good news: It's faint, but I'm fairly sure I can detect a pulse.

📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow

Face it, Harry! He's drowned!

🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

Will you all quit talking about me like I'm already dead

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☠️ lady---me Follow

i had considered that the doctor was the stupidest person alive but i failed to consider that his friends are pretty thick too

#sigh #one day...

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[ouroboros-sys]

the conses are quencing, aren't they?

Pro tip if Ur working with data of some sort: always double confirm

Seriously guys, a 3 being a 9 can fuck up entire data sets (get me outta here I'm facing the consequences of my own actions)

[faithful-grigori]

“#those conses sure are quencing aren't they”

Count Dracula: "Hahahahaha! I will make you my thrall, and you will obey me for all eternity!"

Mina, trembling with rage: "Fucker who I am going to dox right this fucking second says what?"

The Count: "What-"

Mina: "I mean this in the nicest, most pitying and pious way: Die <3"

Dracula: "wh--"

Mina: "Jonathan, darling, be sure to show him mercy when you find him in his little dirt box which is currently at sea and fleeing back to his hidey hole castle in the Carpathians <3"

Dracula: "Hang on,"

Jonathan, kukri out: "I named it Mercy <3" 🔪