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chronically-chaotic-cryptid · 9 months ago
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Hyper-specific poll inspired by real events!
*e.g the General Assembly or Security Council
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iluvmy-desire · 1 month ago
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escape ᯓ soobin x femreader
genre: smut, slice of life, little teeny bit fluff
warnings: stress pretty much hard fucking you, sweetest boyfie service top!soobin, soft sex turned into... hehe. oral (f), pet names, spit / lmk if I missed anything!
it's been a hell week for you. you don't know if this is karma getting back to you or your classmates are really just a bunch of assholes making your life miserable.
monday and tuesday started as fine, but it turned into a nightmare after that. wednesday became your starting point—your pet peeves annoying the shit out of you and even corrected your behavior for scolding your classmates who are circling around a fainted girl. you're literally in charge of keeping the class not as chaotic as possible.
thursday really got you. some asshole wrote nasty words on your notebook and you were asked by your professor why did you write it. you explained to him in a panicked voice, "sir, even though I'm foul mouthed sometimes, I would never ever write stupid shit like that to my own notebook." good thing he considered it and gave you a good grade.
friday—earlier, made you almost burst into angry tears. your professor presented a documentary to your class for reflection and to write your opinion about it, but before that happened, you noticed the girl who looks like a butchered barbie whispering to her friend. you shrugged it off, thinking it was nothing. after that, her friend literally sat down in front of you to block the tv from your view. you were pissed, you love watching documentaries.
after class, you immediately went to your boyfriend's house. you entered the house unannounced and plopped down on the couch with a loud, exaggerated sigh.
soobin, who is currently playing mario kart, paused his game to greet you with a kiss. "hey babe, how's school?" sigh, being a college student sucks when your boyfriend just freshly graduated.
you start to ramble about your day and how today's week has been pissing you off. your professor even scheduled to finish the powerpoint presentation by monday—and your group hasn't even started researching!
"I'm sorry about that, love." soobin sighed, placing his big hand on your cheek to caress it. "and I know you haven't got a proper sleep after your examinations. you need a break."
"how?" you asked. "I'm literally gonna cry out of anger right now, maybe even commit arson. but seriously, how am I gonna rest if I have a shit ton of work to do? our date is canceled because of work."
"love, as much as I want to help, I cannot control your professors. and we can reschedule our date, hon. don't worry about it." he says softly, planting a kiss on your forehead which made you feel relieved.
"why don't you let me help you relax and escape from the reality, hmm?" he continued, his eyes filled with lust and admiration for you. you nod at his suggestion, letting him push you gently on the couch to lay on it.
soft, breathy moans escape your lips, legs spread and tits out as soobin eats you out. it was messy, actually. but you didn't mind—he looks good with his mouth and chin covered in your juices and his drool.
your back arched slightly when he inserts one of his long ass fingers, and since you were lost in this pleasure, you started to grind on it because why not?
"a-ahhah... soob..." you whimpered, a sigh coming out from his mouth. "you greedy princess... look at you being fucked out when we just started."
soobin suddenly pulls out his finger, making you whine. he stands up and pulls you on the edge of the couch before aligning his cock on your entrance. you genuinely thought that he was going to be hard on you, just like he always does.
but you were surprised when he pushes himself inside you and starts to thrust with a slow speed, as if grinding on you. you had gotten a little sensitive since it's been two weeks without any sex, blame the shitty college shit of course. and oh, my. it felt like you were in heaven.
having sex with soobin was always passionate, but not as passionate as tonight. you grip his biceps, looking up at him with your mouth slightly drooling. "more.."
"hmm? you want more?" he says, smirking at your request. he paused his thrusting, his lips crashing into yours in a heated kiss.
"you want more, hon? I'll give you more."
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emptyheadwriting · 2 years ago
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Snow Dogs-Enid Sinclair x Reader
Authors Note-Just a quick little story for my first post that focuses on Enid because this scene popped into my head and I felt compelled to write it out before it left my head.
Word Count:918
Warnings:N/A
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The idea had made its way into you brain a few weeks before on one of the few nights Enid would have plans with Wednesday instead of with you.
You put Snow Dogs on in the background as you caught up on your homework, it was a favorite movie of your childhood but you hadn’t seen it in so long that some details were fuzzy and it felt like the right time to watch what used to be your comfort film.
When you finally closed your textbook and started to pay attention to the movie, you watched as Ted bite Demon’s ear to get him to calm down and listen to him, and a shit eating grin spread across your lips. You were determined to try it on Enid whenever the right moment arose.
You had to wait awhile for it which was surprising. Enid was usually filled with chaotically good energy, it was one of the many reasons you were drawn to her in the first place. It was as if she could sense you had something in mind for her because she would stop herself mid ramble instead of going on nonsensical tangents that you would sit and listen to with a smile on your face and eyes full of adoration for the way she cared so much about just about anything.
But as you knew it would, the moment finally came, the night before Valentine’s Day. The two of you were laying face to face in your bed, enjoying each others presence when you noticed the slightly anxious shake in her movements.
You tilted your head with a small frown, “is everything okay love?” You asked as your hand brushed a lock of her hair behind her ear.
All the resolve she had collapsed at your soft tone and gentle touch, and she reached into her pocket, pulling out a rectangular black box.
“I wanted to give this to you tomorrow but I can’t stop thinking about like what if you don’t like it you know?”, her fingers tightened around the box as she felt your hand going down to meet hers.
“And if you don’t like it that’s fine I mean I understand we’ve only been together for five months two weeks three days twenty one hours and a few minutes but who’s counting” she said with a nervous laugh, eyes looking anywhere but into yours as they were before you had asked.
“but this is like a big thing atleast I think it is, maybe you won’t even think it’s that big of a deal and that I’m freaking out for no reason, but I don’t wanna mess this up because I really really like you and one day I want to have a cute little family with you” she rambled on her voice wavering with nerves.
This was perfect timing you said in your head as you leaned in and kissed her cheek before trailing upwards and nibbling on her ear lobe, you heard her next sentence die in her mouth, and you pulled away with a smile, “there’s no way that actually worked” you laughed.
Enid looked at you with confusion on her features, awaiting an explanation. “Have you ever seen snow dogs?” You asked receiving a shake of the head no.
“Well in the movie, this guy has never worked with dogs before right, and his dogs don’t ever really listen to him so people keep telling him to bite the dogs ear for it to listen and he finally does it and the dog stops growling at him and listens to him, and when I watched it the other for the first time since I started dating you I wanted to try it to see if it worked” you explained with a lopsided smile.
Enid blushed deeply and averted her gaze, “I really hate that it did work” she said smacking her hand against your chest with a small laugh. “Open the present before I get nervous and you have to bite my ear again” she said as she finally pushed the box into your hand and released the death grip she had on it.
You brought it up to eye level and opened it, inside was a handmade bracelet of colorful gem stones, the two sides joined together by a heart with an E in the middle.
“I love it” you said sincerely, feeling the heat rush to your cheeks, as you rolled your finger over the heart. “This is beautiful Enid, now everyone will know I’m yours huh, as if they had any doubts” you teased before slipping it onto your wrist and moving the box out of the way so you could lean in and kiss her lips softly with a whispered thank you.
Enid was buzzing with excitement as she crawled over to your side, laying her body weight onto yours entirely humming at the way the steady drum of your heart calmed the rapid beating of her own and the rich pools of love that flowed within your eyes reflected within her own.
“So when we do have this cute little family of ours, would you be having puppies or human babies I’m not all knowing about werewolves yet?” You said with a playful smirk to break the comfortable silence.
You definitely deserved the scoff, slap and roll of the eyes you received, but it was all worth it to feel her body shake with laughter and feel her lips against your cheek afterwards.
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gyeomsweetgyeom · 3 years ago
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you suck at crushes
College!Yangyang x College!Reader x College!Renjun 
summary: Renjun wants to help you get with Yangyang who wants to help you couple up with Renjun but they’re both annoying, maybe one less than the other
word count: 4.2k
(warnings: swearing, mentions of food) ((lmk if I missed anything))
Taglist! @lanadreamie
A/N: I hope you guys enjoy!! I swear reader ends up with only one guy I just don’t want to give away the ending and I know the summary is ass
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God it was like the beams of sunshine just followed him around. Providing him with a natural spotlight that only worked to draw your attention to him even more than usual. The voices around you faded into background noise, and everything else besides him became so fuzzy you could only focus on the one and only- Liu Yangyang.
“Hello?” “Y/N!” “Are you listening to us?” Someone gripped your shoulder and shook you until you were out of your Yangyang-induced-haze. “Huh? Oh yeah… totally.” You answered with absolutely no idea about the conversation happening at the very table you sat at. 
Your friends snorted, teasing and making fun of you. A kissing noise, a high pitched teasing exclamation of the man of the hour’s name, and some playful elbows being jabbed into your side. When they finally stopped with the teasing and they actually filled you in you were able to answer some questions about the times at the library. 
You slipped into your seat in your geology class, a poor choice on your behalf and quite frankly the school for describing it as something that would be ‘fun and exciting.’ What a total load of BS that was. The professor was an old man that went on and on about his days in the field 40 years ago and rambled on and on about subjects that were 70% of the time not on the tests. However, the one and only bright side was that you had your favorite distraction in this class, Yangyang.
How could one person asking a question about the tectonic plates or the striations on a stupid rock be so attractive? He made it possible. 
“Staring yet again?” An annoying voice asked quietly, just inches from your ear.
“Who are you?” You asked annoyed.
“Y/N, that isn’t funny anymore. Not the first time you did it and not the hundreds of times after that. We lived on the same street for years before you decided to follow me here.” He answered with a huff. 
“Renjun, will you just go away? You know I’m no good at this so go bother someone else.” You replied. You took your eyes off Yangyang, gave Renjun a quick glare, and focused back on the lab work in front of you. Something stupid about hills or some moutain. Wasn’t this class supposed to be about rocks? 
“I don’t need help, I came to help you. We’re friends- shhhh.” Renjun started, quickly shutting you up before you could interrupt. “I can help you with this lab and help you win over your beloved Yangyang.”
You sent him a quizzical look. In all the years you had known Renjun he had never been this... generous- always wanting something in return. “He and I are friends, he’s been super annoying lately and complaining about some final project we decided to do together, but we have months to do it. If I help you guys get together in order to distract him, then he can stop bothering me about that final project. It’s a win-win-win situation.” He explained.
Well, that made a lot of sense. “What do you even have in mind? Yangyang and I don’t talk like we used to, how could we go from strangers to dating in just a couple months.”
“Don’t underestimate yourself. You were the person to show him around school when he was the new kid all those years ago when we were kids, you’re in better standing than you think. We all went to the same school, we already know each other, we all have this class, and I’m not going to let this fail because I do not fail. If I have to hear about the final project one more time I will rip all the hair off his head, three strands at a time.” Renjun pouted. 
“You sound completely crazy-”
“If you two need some help all you have to do is ask, I don’t need you two to argue and disrupt the class. Mr. Liu, since you seem to have a good understanding of the assignment, would you mind helping them out?” The professor called out. 
You and Renjun sent each other incredulous looks, were you really talking that loudly? “It’s earlier than expected, but don’t worry I got this,” Renjun whispered.
“You know if you guys had just spoken quietly, I could have left early but here I am. You can’t do anything without me can you?” Yangyang teased Renjun. 
“Oh, it wasn’t me. Y/N here is just so stupid, I was trying to explain the lab and it’s like all my words go in one ear and out the other. Maybe you can explain better than I can.” Renjun gestured toward you wildly. 
You immediately went to defend yourself but stopped when instead, Yangyang came to your defense. “Y/N isn’t stupid like you Injun, if you wanted some attention you didn’t have to bother someone innocent.”
Your face felt so hot, god this attention was too much to handle so suddenly. It was as if Renjun had thrown you into the deep end of a pool when you had just learned about the entire concept of swimming itself. If this was his attempt at getting you and Yangyang together you were now questioning the entire idea. It was just too much to handle so suddenly.
Yangyang quickly went on to explain the idea of the lab, giving you some tips to make the work easier and how it connected to past lessons. “Do you understand it a little more now?” He asked you.
You hissed when someone stomped on your foot beneath the table. Your eyes met Renjun’s while he discreetly shook his head, seemingly trying to send you some kind of message. But it seemed whatever he was sending was received because you quickly caught on, answering, “Oh uh, this whole class has actually been a bit more difficult than I anticipated, and you seem to have a way better understanding than I do. Would you be willing to maybe meet up sometime and just help a little more?”
“I’m free on Wednesday afternoons, let’s exchange numbers so maybe we can find out what you struggle the most with and what time works for you. Renjun are you coming too, you seemed to get the lab when I explained it,” Yangyang replied.
Renjun answered with a simple nod, sending Yangyang on his way for the remainder of the class. He was quiet the rest of the time, still sitting beside you. When the class was over he looked over at you, “This is going to be so much easier than I thought.”
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Some point in the week after class you had all decided on the meeting place and time. Some little cafe just off campus after Yangyang was done with his last class of the day. He said the coffee was good and it wasn’t even expensive, to which Renjun was quick to add that they had friends working there so they got discounts. 
Renjun insisted on meeting you a little earlier to go over the details of the plan he had finally come up with. The plan mainly consisted of you just catching up with Yangyang, which would then progress to just the two of you hanging out, then bam! Dating! Much easier said than done you were quick to point out. His plan was just an idea with no details. Like what do you talk about? How do you make him like you? What kinds of things does he like? Could he even like you romantically?
“He actually mentioned to me that he was happy to talk to you again, so I have very high hopes. That was one conversation with him that was not about the final. Just have some hope.” Renjun shrugged. 
“You make this sound so simple, but you are not the one risking being embarrassed by telling the guy you’ve had a crush on since you were 10 about your feelings and having even less of a relationship than you’ve had for the past like 6 years.” You huffed.
“Since you were 10? That’s a little embarrassing.” Renjun let out.
Ever since you were kids it was like Renjun knew the exact words and actions to push your every button. Always getting on your nerves and getting under your skin. It was foolish of you to believe that he had matured enough to not tease you, even in your 20s and even in college. Huang Renjun sucked.
You brought your hands up to his neck, fully ready to wrap your hands around his neck and just squeeze- just enough pressure for him to get the idea to just shut up. But of course, that would be unacceptable in public and even less appropriate seeing as Yangyang had come right up to the table before you could do so. You improvised, changing your intended action of a throat squeeze to a nice hug, arms wrapped tightly around Renjun’s shoulders. You smiled brightly, tilting your head away from Yangyang so your lips were right beside Renjun’s ear, “I can go another 10 years buddy, learn to shut your damn mouth. I for one know how to follow through with my threats and will actually pull your hairs from your head- Yangyang, so good to see you!”
Yangyang looked between the both of you curiously, side by side, one with a bright, beaming smile and the other flushed, scared look on their face. He shook it off and pulled out his study materials while making small talk. 
By the end of the study session you felt more confident in your geology skills and your chances with Yangyang. He had gotten exponentially cooler as he got older than the kid you met all those years ago. Sure, he was still chaotic and sarcastic, even still a little dramatic, but it nonetheless made your heart skip a beat, just like the first time you laid eyes on him. 
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Over the next few weeks Renjun slowly stopped coming to the study sessions. He always had some excuse or another, that neither you or Yangyang ever really questioned. In those few weeks you and Yangyang had grown closer as friends, texting each other about more than just class, checking in on each other, sending stupid memes and tiktoks, even a few inside jokes.
But of course, Renjun had to have his time too. Instead of just texting you, he would make conversation anytime he saw you on campus, even going as far as asking you to hang out when he wanted to know what was going on. Every night without fail, he would FaceTime you for at least an hour and a half to ask for very detailed updates which at some point became you two just talking about your days in general. He liked to judge your every decision, giving his own input on even minor things like the seat you sat in for a class he didn’t even have. He said his life lacked drama so he needed to live vicariously through his friends.
“I know we usually meet at the cafe, but even with that discount I really shouldn’t be spending all that money there every week. Do you mind if we meet at mine this week? I promise my roommate buys enough snacks to feed the whole complex and he makes me clean the place every week.” Yangyang suggested about a month and a half into your studying arrangement. 
You of course agreed, you’d be crazy to not want to go to your crush’s home, just the two of you- alone, and talking about… rocks. 
So when the next week came and Wednesday afternoon rolled around, you found yourself standing right outside your crush’s door, fist raised to knock. You were so nervous, just being alone with him in his home! This wasn’t the cafe where you had other people around, where you knew where things were, close to your home. No, this was his house, and that made you beyond nervous. 
He pulled the door open, a wide smile on his face as he welcomed you in. He set your things at his kitchen table and gave you a short tour of the home. “My roommate will be back later tonight, but he made us some food if we get hungry later,” He told you while he brought out his own supplies, once again ready to conquer your weekly study session.
And even though you did at one point struggle very much with the subject, this particular topic seemed easier to understand. So after even correcting Yangyang a few times, the study session became more of a hang out session. So casual that you even answered Renjun’s texts, chuckling at him freaking out in all caps because you were in Yangyang’s home.
“No, but Renjun did that last time we hung out too! We were in public, like full on glass of water spilled across the table and he got so red,” you laughed recalling the memory from just a few weeks ago after watching Yangyang do the same.
Then just a few minutes later when you were both watching TV you mumbled, “I think Renjun would like this show. This is on Netflix right?”
Yangyang being the smart kid that he is, had pieces coming together in his mind, ideas that he wasn’t even sure if you knew yet. He was going to make this happen.
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Renjun sat in front of Yangyang, a month before the end of the semester, finally working on the final project. Which, thanks to you, had not been mentioned even once since you and Yangyang started hanging out until a week ago.
After finishing his part for the day Yangyang leaned back in his chair, sighed and smiled. “I think I’m going to ask Sua from our history class out.”
Renjun choked on his drink, did Yangyang really have to pick the exact moment he took a sip of his drink to tell him this? He cleared his throat, “Since when do you like her?”
Yangyang shrugged nonchalantly, explaining that Sua worked at the cafe he was always at and at some point they just kind of hit it off.
Renjun nodded, a little excessively. In his head he was trying to figure out what the hell to do. He knew you liked Yangyang and how hurt you would be if Yangyang suddenly had a girlfriend. At this moment, you were the only thing on Renjun’s mind. “Really? I actually thought you and Y/N might be a really good match, and you guys obviously get along well.” He replied.
Yangyang hid his smirk by taking a sip of his drink, “I don’t know, Y/N is really just much more of a friend than anything. Like don’t get me wrong Y/N is cool, but I see Sua more romantically.”
Before Renjun even had time to process his words and think of the consequences, he suddenly blurted out, “Well, Y/N likes you- and has liked you since we were kids. You have to think about more feelings than just your own Yangyang. Think of Y/N.”
“Like you think about Y/N?” Yangyang replied. Renjun tilted his head in confusion, trying to understand what Yangyang was talking about. 
“I know you never grew out of that crush you had in middle school- it’s that cute childhood neighbors to lovers thing. I know that whole plan you made so I could finally pay attention to Y/N, and while I admit it worked, because Y/N is a cool friend, this plan didn’t work the way you wanted it to. I see the way you look at Y/N and every time we hang out that’s all you can talk about. I’m smarter than you Injun, I know.” 
Renjun flushed, these were emotions that he had buried deep down years ago. In just two months Yangyang had uncovered and brought his emotions to light. Emotions that had at one point been disguised as that annoying 13 year old kid that would bother you to your wit’s end and now evolved to Renjun putting your emotions before his own. Days that were once filled with him tugging on your hair or tapping on your shoulder and looking away as if it weren’t him, had now become days of texting or facetiming you regularly just to catch up like he had wanted. 
“I think you should tell Y/N how you feel, don’t underestimate your chances.” Yangyang told Renjun as they made their way out of the cafe. 
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When Yangyang told you that he knew you liked him, that he wasn’t interested, that he was actually going to date Sua from his history class, you thought you would be more upset. Embarrassed that he knew you liked him all this time, angry that he didn’t tell you earlier, or heartbroken that your crush of almost 10 years didn’t like you like you liked him. But you weren’t. You weren’t embarrassed, or angry, or heartbroken. You felt fine, it felt like he was just telling you what he ate for lunch. “Okay, so how do you tell the difference between these crystals again?” You replied with a nod. 
“And I know you like Renjun.” He added quietly. 
You looked up suddenly, eyes wide with shock, “What?”
“Come on Y/N, I think this whole ‘Renjun annoys me to no end’ is just a ploy. Whenever we hang out he’s all you talk about, you guys FaceTime like every night, right? You smile every time he texts you, and even though you play it off as ironic shit-posting- those stories you always post with all the hearts and cheesy ass captions stopped being a joke at some point. You may not have realized it but even with Renjun as just a friend to you now, he means more to you than I do.” 
You huffed, crossing your arms across your chest, “You know you’re smarter than you look, but I really don’t like you psychoanalyzing me.” 
He laughed loudly, “So what are you going to do about it?”
“I don’t exactly have a good record with crushes, obviously. I don’t know what to do now,” you quietly answered, “Anyway this seems like a good ending point, we’ll meet one more time before the final right? Just text me if you need anything alright?” 
Before Yangyang could even stop you or try to reassure you, you were hastily packing up your things and out the door. How was he going to get the two of you together now?
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It seemed that mother nature seemed to understand the tornado of emotions that were happening for you and Renjun, though you both had no idea about one another, what had started off as a gorgeous spring day had become a dark and rainy spring night. Even Yangyang laid in his bed, unable to sleep as he remembered that he had failed to mention or even plan out- that neither of you knew you liked each other. That would have been nice to know, but it was a little too late for that now seeing as it was like two in the morning. 
If you liked Renjun, which it sounded like you did, according to Yangyang and the more you thought about it, it really felt like you did. Not some surface level ‘I like to admire you from afar for 10 years’ crush but rather a ‘I like you and want to spend time with you and I’d hate to see you smile at anyone else like you smile at me and possibly fall in love.’ You sat straight up in bed, flashes of the lightning outside lit your room up, did you just think about falling in love with Renjun? Before you could process anymore thoughts you pulled on a coat and some shoes, grabbing the umbrella you kept by the door. You had to tell Renjun how you felt.
Stepping out of your apartment complex, you thanked the love gods for allowing Renjun to live just a few blocks away from each other and not across town. There was no doubt in your mind that by the time you reached him, you would be soaked to the bone, but you had to do this. There was no point in keeping this crush to yourself just for nothing, you had to take the risk and just hope for the best. Best case scenario, you get a boyfriend, and worst case, well then you don’t talk to him for another few years and every time you see him your heart feels like it's being stomped on. You know, something that could become a regular feeling. 
You hurried through the storm, dodging large puddles while trying your best to stay beneath the awnings of the buildings. You stopped at a light, looking out into the rain to see just how much further you had until you got to Renjun’s place. But instead you focused on the sight of someone rushing through the rain to get to the opposite end of the crosswalk. You squinted through the downpour, realizing that the person at the other end of the crosswalk was “Renjun?”
You rushed toward him, lucky that there were no cars at this hour of the night to dodge. He ran forward, meeting you in the middle, pulling your hand forward so that the umbrella covered you both. “What are you doing out here?” He asked you loudly so you could hear him over the rain. 
“I was coming to see you,” you started, meeting his eyes that told you he was waiting to hear more, “Renjun I like you. I really like you. I don’t smile, or laugh, or feel happy or even feel annoyed with anyone else like I feel when I’m with you. I want to be happy and date you, use your stupid plans to plan dates for us. I don’t want anyone else but you.”
“God, you don’t know how long I’ve been waiting to hear you say that. I’ve had a crush on you since middle school, you don’t know how happy this makes me.” He beamed, using his free hand to cup your cheek.
His hands were wet, and his fingers were cold as they cupped your warm cheek. “Are you gonna kiss me or what?” You asked.
He surged forward, lips meeting your own in a passionate kiss as your eyes fluttered shut. Your lips moved against his own, wrapping your free arm around his neck to pull him closer. He let his other arm fall to bring you closer by the waist, deepening the kiss. With one arm holding up the umbrella you decided to just fuck it, dropping the umbrella you placed your hand at the back of his neck.
A sudden honk made the two of you jump apart, rushing back to the end of the crosswalk to avoid getting hit by an angry driver. 
“You crazy kids! Living your movie moment! I did it!” You heard a voice yell over the pounding rain. 
“Yangyang?” Both you and Renjun called out upon catching sight of Yangyang leaning out his car window.
He smiled, gesturing for the two of you to get in the car. You both shuffled into the backseat, hands held close and sitting side by side to warm each other up after being out in the horrible weather for so long. You were both shivering, teeth chattering, and lips nearly blue from the cold. 
“Aren’t you guys glad I meddled? I mean look at you guys, all cute and cuddled up after your adorable kiss in the rain.” Yangyang giddily smiled as he shook some of the water out of hair. 
“Can you just take us back to mine, I’d like to get dry so we don’t get sick. If that’s ok with you,” Renjun asked, whispering the last bit to you. 
You nodded, squeezing his hand reassuringly. Yangyang nodded, putting the car in drive, chatting your ears off about how happy he was that the plan worked even when he didn’t plan well considering he forgot to mention that you liked each other. He told you both that he was on his way to Renjun’s to tell him that you liked him and force him to FaceTime you and confess.
He pulled up in front of the apartment complex, turning to give you a cocky smirk before you could even get out of the car or thank him for the ride, “So is Injun a good kisser?”
“This whole car ride made me realize how much you suck, seriously. I clearly made the right choice, so I hope and pray for your sake Sua has a mountain of patience, like you never shut up- ever. Thank you for the ride.” You ranted angrily before you made your way out of the car.
Yangyang’s jaw fell in fake offense, “You sure know how to pick ‘em Renjun.”
But he wasn’t met with the shocked face he thought he would see, he was instead met with a dazed, lovesick look. “Yeah I do, I might be in love.”
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be-ready-when-i-say-go · 3 years ago
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How about a coffee shop au where the reader gets Cal's order wrong and gives him a matcha latte when he ordered a regular hot coffee with his breakfast sandwich and you can go off form that :)
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Gender Neutral Reader.
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The morning shift--Calum had been told about how chaotic this shift could be. During his closing shift training, it was all they really talked about. How glad they were that they didn't have the opening shift. And of course, closing shift took a lot of heat because maybe not everything got done like it was supposed to. And sometimes even if they did do everything right, one particular manager was a known hard ass and nothing really seemed to appeased them.
And though Calum woke up at the ass crack of dawn, not even the sun hitting the horizons just yet, the start didn't seem so bad. But the second the clock hit six it was as if the dam broke. Being two weeks into the job, he felt like he had a pretty good handle on everything. Though the thing that still made his hands shake was fucking up someone's order.
"Matcha latte with a toasted egg and cheese bagel," he calls out, setting the two out together. Another drink is done and he caps it. "And a regular black coffee."
He doesn't even pay attention to who comes up--vaguely responds to the thanks with a quick 'you're welcome' and goes back to the blender for the next drink on the line.
The frother is a distinct buzz in his ears as Sydney, one of his trainers and now slowly becoming a work best friend, works next to him. But even with that noise, the soft "Excuse me" catches his ear. Calum glances up, grabbing the towel from his apron to clean his hands.
"What can I help you with?"
The smile is still bright in front of him. "I think my drink order got mixed up. I ordered a regular coffee with vanilla syrup. But this is a, uh, green," you laugh.
His heart thunders in his chest. Fuck, he knew he should've double checked that ticket like he was taught. He just assumed. "Oh I'm so sorry about that! Let me fix it. You said regular coffee with vanilla syrup right?"
You nod at the man, his brown eyes blown wide. He apologizes again and before you can tell him not to worry about it--that it happens sometimes, he's spinning on his heels. You watch him, towering over most of the other people behind the counter. His hair tucked up underneath the black dad hat and the gray t-shirt he's wearing hanging loose around his torso but tight over his shoulders.
You've never seen him before--not in the mornings at least. Not that you're a regular, but you do come in consistently. "Hey," Sydney smiles at you, shouting out another order for the customers waiting. "Everything alright?" And maybe you were a regular.
You nod. "Yeah, just a small mix up."
"Shucks, sorry about that. Is someone on it?"
"Yeah, um," you look behind her to the man with a cup of coffee that looks more like your usual. "He's on it," you say, looking back to Sydney."
"Calum--he's new," she says, leaning against the counter for a moment and just in that moment, Calum returns with your correct drink, setting it onto the counter for you.
"Sorry about that again!" he states again.
You shake your head at him. "It's really not a problem. Things happen. We're human and all."
"Oh, ain't you just the sweetest," Sydney teases before walking around Calum to go back to the machines. "Just don't be too sweet on him."
You laugh at her comment, taking hold of the cup in front of you. Something brushes along your fingers and when you look, Calum's holding out a straw for you too. "Thanks. Don't let Sydney be too hard on you."
"Oh--I can handle her," Calum laughs, knowing the glare that's landing him right now from Sydney. "But really, I am sorry about getting that drink mixed up."
You look up to him, noticing the bags that have just started to form and can see he means it. "Calum, it's not the end of the world. And even if it was, at least you were nice."
"God, I really hope it wasn't the end of the world." He's not phased at the sound of his name from your lips. He knows the name tag is pinned to the outside of his apron. But he likes the way it sounds when you curl your tongue around the 'L' in his name.
And the two of you linger in a deep gaze, only for a moment before he hears down the line the shout of needing more clean blenders. "I," he starts, throwing his thumb over his shoulders, "I should probably get back to work."
You nod, "Yeah, yeah. I'll see you around, Calum?"
You say it like it's a question, like you're hoping he says yes. "I'll be here for the foreseeable future," and he pauses, not having caught your name.
You give your name and he tries it over his own lips, then grins when you grin. "Well, good luck with the rest of today," you offer and then take a half step from the counter. Calum does the same, but retreating further into the eye of the storm.
He watches you though, pushing on the side door and then out into the finally morning sunrise. He's grateful for a moment that he works mornings this week straight, clinging to the smallest hope that you step back through the doors again.
Tuesday you don't show, having to leave Monday in the day to out a few towns for a conferences. When Wednesday comes around and the morning's pushing afternoon, Calum's hope wanes, but doesn't completely fade. People live busy lives. He can't fault that. But he just hopes he's not being a fool to watch every person that comes through the door, or even passes by the windows.
And just an hour before shift change, as the day's quieted, Calum's mind fills with the rest of things he needs to do. He has to go to the pharmacy to pick up some toiletries and then try to get home to get a couple readings done before his evening classes.
"Hi, Calum."
He pauses his work on the table he's wiping down to spin around. And there you are, a backpack slug over one shoulder and giving him a small wave. "Hi," he returns, feeling a small flutter in his gut. "Whata-what's on the menu today?" he asks, moving to go back behind the register.
You try to stop him, noticing only a few people in the place sitting with their laptops or books around them. "Oh, no, I-I'm not here to get anything really."
His brows furrow as he spins back around, leaning now up against the part of the counter that finished drinks are served. "Not here to get anything?"
You shake your head. "Well, not right now. I'm on my lunch and came by hoping to catch you, really?"
"Me?" he questions, trying to keep the silly grinning to a minimum.
"Yeah," you nod, and then drop your gaze to the floor. His black Nike's fill up your vision for a moment as you exhale and then look back up to his face.
His cheeks fuller than you remember them being, but maybe it's just because now you're really getting a good look at them. "Well, here I am," he teases with a tuft of laughter.
"So like, I really don't want to ask this while you're working because that just feels awkward. And you totally don't have to answer my next question either. I just wanted to let you know I get it, if you're comfortable with it." And he just watches you rambles, part of it because he likes the way you fiddle with your fingers and use your hands as you talk. Part of it because he's too frozen by fear to respond in any capacity.
So on you continue, "I wanted to know when you got off--so that I could ask you what I really wanted to ask you not when you're working. Because like, that just feels presumptuous and also you're doing service so I don't want to make you feel like you can't say no without it affecting your job. So like, would I be able to talk to you? Once your shift is done?"
"I'm off in about an hour. But if you're on your own lunch break I don't want to impede your work either," he returns.
"I-I can work remotely. I was at our shared office space downtown. But like as long as I have WiFi and my computer I can do my work anywhere."
"As long as you're sure and don't mind having to wait? But also you should probably actually eat on your lunch break?"
You tap the side of your backpack and only now does he see a small lunch box attached. "I packed it assuming I'd eat at the office. But then I realized due to my travel this week, I hadn't been by and I definitely want to drop by."
And it's the way you say definitely, like you're dreaming while looking at him, or breathless. And maybe you are giving the whole spiel you've just given. The doors open again and Calum glances over, to greet the new person, but glances back down to you. And fuck, your eyes are just too pretty not to get lost in. "Well, enjoy your lunch and our free WiFi and when I'm done, we can talk, yeah?"
"Yeah, yeah, sure," you rush out, grinning and then watch him shuffle back to the registers. You turn, capturing your bottom lip between your teeth. And holy fuck, it feels like you're in middle school all over again dealing with your first crush. But there you didn't make any moves, especially not as outlandish as this one.
But you just need it to work out--that's all. Finding a table, you settle down, back facing the window, but able to see Calum at the register if you look up from your computer screen. He smiles whenever you catch his eye. The drink doesn't seem to take him long to make and before you know it, he's back out from the register, making rounds to wipe at tables and make sure no one else needs anything before heading back to you.
And he talks as he works, wiping more tables, putting chairs back where they belong. You find out he's in school, working as he takes night classes for his master's in Literature. He finds out you're working remotely for an agency, and though it's marketing, or that's what he gather he still doesn't quite understand it. But it makes you happy and he loves it when you laugh about your coworkers.
And the hour's flown by when the shift switches, Calum disappears to the back for a few minutes and you start the process of shutting down your laptop. But he's back before you get everything tucked away and he slides into the seat across from you with ease and a bit of a sigh of relief.
"You don't have to pack up unless you want too," he says.
And you pause, your laptop in its sleeve. "You really want to hang around your job after hours."
"It's not so bad. It's just the standing that's killer." You nod, understanding the struggle. "So," he starts. "What was this thing that-that you wanted to ask?"
And you can tell he's nervous, his gaze on the table and not on you. And it shouldn't be so goddamn endearing but it is. "I-I wanted to see if you wanted to go out sometime. With me?"
His head shoots up, his infectious grin lighting up his own face, even causing the skin around his eyes to crinkle. "I'd love too. I'm off next Thursday--if that works."
Thursday is nothing special, well you have your monthly town hall meeting that's just about the growth of the company, but you could take a half day and then make up the hours next week. "Thursday is good. Should we do lunch since you have classes?"
"Yeah, if you're okay with that. I heard about this new place, it's mostly breakfast but they stay open for lunch."
"Anya's?" you question and Calum nods. "Some coworkers say it's good. But I-I haven't gone yet."
"So there then?" he asks.
"Yeah--is it okay if we do it a little early. 11:30?"
His heart is a thunderous roar in his chest and he's really glad today he work a darker colored t-shirt because his pits are dripping right now. "Yeah, that's fine with me," Calum answers.
The two of you exchange numbers and he helps you carry your bag to the car. You insist he doesn't have too, but he does it anyway and up against the side of your car, you're kind of glad you took the leap of faith. The hat comes off and you can see fully now the mass curls on his head.
"Thanks," Calum starts. "For waiting to ask. I would've said yes, like literally either way. But I appreciate it."
"Yeah, no. I worked retail before this. It's hell with people hitting on you while you're on the clock. Don't even worry about it."
The sun is higher now, getting into your eyes just a little until Calum shifts and blocks most of it. "So I'll see you Thursday, for sure, at 11:30. Anya's."
"11:30 next Thursday at Anya's for sure. But I may also need a matcha latte before then," you tease.
"Oh, c'mon," he laughs. "It's barely been three weeks. And I apologized."
"I'm only teasing, Calum," you giggle.
He takes a small step backwards--he parked in the second row as to give customers the spots up front. "I'll have that matcha waiting on you next time then."
"I'd expect nothing less." And the two of you give one last wave before he spins completely around his apron thrown across his shoulder and he pauses for cars before crossing the parking lot. And you know you shouldn't thank the heavens you asked for a lunch date at the sight of his ass in jeans, but you do.
Inside your car, you laugh at your own giddiness. It's only one date. And who the hell knows how it's going to end--but for fuck sake, you did it. The phone rings through the bluetooth of your car as you dial your best friend to tell them the good news.
And unbeknownst to you, Calum sits in his car too, smiling to himself as he texts his housemates about scoring a date with you. And the entire thread rattles his phone from the coffee holder.
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Sorry for the delay, but the number of nominations that came in last minute was overwhelming and I also had to create the voting form as I went. Here is the final list of nominations.
Nine creators have asked to be excluded from the awards, and one creators chose to limit their nominations, so if there’s someone you nominated that’s not on the list, that’s why. There was no shortlist. Every creation/creator that was nominated and wished to be part of the awards, was included.
There are an additional two questions on the voting form for you to kindly fill out - one of which is optional though.
1. THE ONE THAT MADE YOU GASP! — A story which had a plot twist you didn’t see coming. Something that caught you so off guard that you had to stop a minute and take a breath before devouring the rest. What’s the story for you?
 5 Times Peter Parker Ignores Flash And 1 Time He Didn’t by Dorthea
A Beautiful Lie by Rayrox360
A Broken Promise by Hanjihyun
A Difference In Husbandry by Happy_Cloud
A Peter Parker Problem by Spagbol99
Archetype by Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Chaotic Peter Parker by Isnt_It_Pretty_To_Think_So
Cycle Through by Ambivalentangst
Ever In Your Favor by Iron_Spider
Every Fifteen Minutes by Matter_Of_Loyalty
Fallen Angel by Musicheart08
Figure-Out-Able by  Aimaim94
Flying And Flips by  Myglassesaredirty  
Give Him The Life, That I Couldn't Give You by Superherotiger
Here Comes The Sun (Series)  by Motherkarizma
Identity Theft  by Kitcat992
If They Knew All About You by Mshermia
In The Dark Of The Night (Just Before Dawn) by Emily_F6
Inevitable by Annie_Walker
Irondad Ficlets by Ironxprince
Like Father, Like Son by An_Odd_Idea
Love Leaves A Memory No-One Can Steal by Ironmum
More Peril In Thine Eye by Iron_Spider
No Longer In Service by Starryknight09
Peter-Man - Oh, F*Ck - I Mean Spider-Man.by Orphan-Account
Proof Of Concept by Flurrbee
Serenity by Jolinarjackson
Shock Therapy by Solstice
Spidey Tot by Kevy_Grayce
Stab Me In The Back (I'll Catch You From Behind       by Lansfics7
Stop, Look, Listen by Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
The Case Of The Sinister Spider by Ironfamjam
The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle
Through The Oblivion  by Wayward_Avenger
Thunder And Attrition by Magniloquentchanteuse
Time Will Tell by Tonystarkissist
Unforeseen Circumstances by Jlmonroe1234
We're Here For You by O0citrusee0o
Worst Summer Vacation by Mysterycyclone
 2. THE MULTI-CHAPTER YOU COULDN’T PUT DOWN — A story which kept you up all night or calling in sick for work so you were free to read. Who’s the culprit?
  A Beautiful Lie by Rayrox360
A Difference In Husbandry by Happy_Cloud
A Parent Apparent by Happyaspie
A Peter Parker Problem by Spagbol99
A Right Hand Grip by   Aebleskiver
A Sailor Went To Sea by by Yellowdistress
A Stark Contrast by Melodicrunes
Accepting The Tides by  Emma_Anacortes
Acolyte by Macabre
Air I Breathe by Heartofcathedrals
All The Devils Are Here by Yellowdistress
All The Senseless Scars by Notapartytrick
And You’ll Blow Us All Away   by Losingmymindtonight
Astronomy In Reverse by Pansley
Baby's Firsts  by Mainstreamelectricalparade
Breathe, Then Repeat by Thesecretuchiha
Come My Darling, Homeward Bound by Iamirondad
Coming Home by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Concentrated Capacity For Trouble And Love by Lemon_Meringue
Cycle Through by Ambivalent Angst
Ever In Your Favor by  Iron—Spider
Every Beautiful Lie (Always Has An Ugly Truth by Da_Moose
Exploding Head Syndrome by Foolscapper
Five Times Tony And Peter Chaotically Cleaned by Ironmum
Found Family  by  Thedisneyoutsider
Free Like A Broken Heart by Notapartytrick
He’s My Kid by              Jennylarner
Here To Help by Joyful_Soul_Collector
I Will Carry You (Always) by Thestarvingwriter
Identity Crisis  by Kitcat992
If They All Knew About You by Mshermia
In Unlikely Places by Looneylizzie
Irondad Ficlets  by Ironxprince
Just A Little Bit Longer by Mrs_T2019 (Allthehc2020)
Learn To Live Again, by Books_Entertain_The_Mind
Legacy by Docseuss
May Parker's Complete Guide On How To Raise Your Spiderling by Embarrassing_Myself
More Peril In Thine Eye by Iron—Spider
Mr. Parker Declined To Comment by Apisdn
Only For A Little While by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Pain Will Always Come Back To Haunt You by Kevy_Grayce
Permanence by Theexhaustedalchemist
Peter-Man - Oh, F*Ck - I Mean Spider-Man. by Orphan-Account
Petey And The Hermit by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Pieces Of Echoes by Geekymoviemom
Proof Spiderman Loves Clickbait by Mauvera
Rise From The Ashes; Just To See You Again by Mintstream
Silent Screams And Surprising Saviors by Normalisoverrated
Sins Of The Fathers by Geekymoviemom
Spider-Man: Avengers (And Midtown High) React by Gayplums
Stab Me In The Back (I'll Catch You From Behind) by Lansfics7
Stop, Look, Listen by Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
The Darkest Hour Is Just Before The Dawn by             Starryknight09
The Definition Of Family by Queen (Ramble)
The End Of Infinity by  Friendlyneighborhoodfangirls
The Guardian  by Emily_F6
The Haunted by Emily_F6
The Lost And Forgotten by Lizcraz
The Rattle Of Their Hearts by Iron_Spider
The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle
Thunder And Attrition by Magniloquentchanteuse
Time Will Tell by  by Rockinheaven
Transitions by Neuropsych
Turn Back The Clock (And I'll Try Again In The Morning) by Madasthesea
Wait, You're Spider-Man? by  Fritokays
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee by  by             Bergen
We Accept The Love We Think We Deserve by           Polaroid15
We Will Foresee Obstacles by Blackwatchandromeda (Avenris)
We're Gonna Have To Do This Together by Edibna,
With Great Care by Giggles96
You’re Killing Me Smalls by Phoenixhp5
 3. THE ONE-SHOT THAT THAT HAD YOU HOOKED — Some writers can cram more greatness into less words than a 100k monster. What’s the one-shot that did it for you?
 5 Times Peter Needed His Dad by Teaandtumblr
5 Times Peter Sleepwalked And The 1 Time He Pretended He Did by Losingmymindtonight
A Different Kind Of Surprise by Winterturtle
A Foreign Feeling by Imgoingtocrash & Savvysass
A Little Gray Area (Where I Can Keep You Safe) by Divineprojectzero
A Lot Can Happen In Approximately Two Years  by Soverysesual
Ace Of Hearts by A_Matter_Of_Loyalty
Adventures In Babysitting  by Victori
And If You Need A Friend, Then Please Just Say The Word by Frostysunflowers
Blessed Be The Boys Time Can’t Capture by Killerqueenwrites
Born Anew From Dust And Blood by Superherotiger
But I'm Stuck (On Cold Weather) by Parkstark
by Any Other Name by Emily_F6
Countless Ways To Say I Love You by Hopeless_Hope
Different Doesn’t Mean Wrong by Dorthea
Disappearing Bruises by Happyjuicyfruit
Everything I Wanna Say About You Is More Than Enough To Write A Novel by Magnetichearts
Familiar Faces by Happyaspie
First Wednesday Of March by Crowkag
Fitting In (Tiny Spaces) by Aloneintherain
For Good by Madelinedear
Give Hime The Life, That I Couldn’t Give You  by Superherotiger
Guess How Much I Love You by Jack_Hunter
Hear You Me  by Starryknight09
How To: Art  by Aijato
I Can Hold The Weight Of Worlds (If That's What You Need) by Bluesweatshirt
I Did It All For You (So I Can’t Lose You Now) by Another_Introvert
I Didn’t Ask To Be In This Family  by Webtrinsic
I Have A Nephew!  by Zimnokurw
I Just Wanted To Protect You by Sunflowerspideyy
I Promise I'll Do Better by 221broadwayiron
I Promise You Kid, You're Safe Now by Bstarship
I Will Soften Every Edge by Losingmymindtonight
In My Heart There Was A Kind Of Fighting by Iron_Spider
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year  by Freyaatterton
Keeping Watch  by Oreoluvr13
Let Sleeping Heroes Lie  by Attackonomelas
Monkey See, Monkey Don't Do by Pokeydotes
Move Back Home Forever  by Chasingflower
New Dream by Writerllofllworlds
Of Flying And Falling by Polaroid15,
Parallels by Kianisabitch
Peter-Man - Oh, F*Ck - I Mean Spider-Man. by Orphan_Account
Peter's Ghost And One (1) Obnoxious Orange Stone by Bean_Reads_Fanic
Petey And The Hermit by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Physics Class  by Fictionalworldsareexquisite
Place In Your Heart by Potrix
Quantum Mechanics 5010  by Pipgraham
Quaranteens by Blueh
Retrograde by Madasthesea
Someone To Want Me by Fritokays
Something Here Will Eventually Have To Explode by Madasthesea
That's Not How You Act by Opal_Earrings
The Case Of The Missing Museum Bea-Storer  by Ironmum
The Lightning Strike by Covo728
The Little Things  by Crowkag
The Primary Reason Tony Stark Would Throw Down With An Anti-Vaxxer In The Street by Caraminha
The World Is Not Kind by Trickster88
There’s A Fine, Fine Line  by Faerialchemist
Til The Fight Is Done by Jinxquickfoot
To Be Like You by Polaroid15
Turn Back The Clock (And I’ll Try Again In The Morning) by Madasthesea
Unauthorized Field Trip  by Duskblue
Voices Carry by Ferretshark
Waste Not, Want Not by  by Mttraspberrypie
What Do I Look Like To You, A Clearance Rack?   by Peterstank
What You're Feeling Is Probably Normal by Finny3120
Who Saves The Hero by Camelotqueen
You Got Lost While Getting Older  by Kuragay
You'll Always Get There First by Crowkag
 4. THE BEST THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES — A drabble (under 1k) can pack in all the goodness that you need in a coffee break read. What’s that story for you?
 A Scene In Space by An_Odd_Idea
Adopted Cuddles by Madasthesea
Asthmatic Spider by by  Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Buttering Me Up by Iron_Spider
Can’t Breathe (Unless You Are Here To Help Me)              by Kyu_Writes
Carry Me by by Shitforbrains
Clint II   by Captainstarspangled
Cramps by Thisrosehasanothername
Cuddle Bug by   Marvelous_Writer
Dressing Up As A Hero   by Madam_Sunflower
F.R.I.D.A.Y, When Did I Get A Son by iwritesometimes (Orphan_Account)
Food At Home   by Aimaim94
Home Is Where The Heart Is   by Wentrinsic
I Don’t Want To Rule My Own Country, I Just Want To Pass 10th Grade by  by Andromath
I Feel A Filth In My Bones (Wash Off My Hands Til It's Gone) by Madasthesea
Insomniacs In The Dark  by Littlemissagrifina
Irondad Cuddles by Lilacsoulw
Let The Mind Games Begin by Ironmum
Nice To Meet You, Peter              by Loubuttons
Nothing Like A Fresh Cup Of Humiliation In The Morning by Madasthesea
Of Christmas Lights And Car Chases by Marvelous_Writer
Of Masks And Memories.  by Littlemissagrafina
Outsider by Pinkeastereggs
Patterns  by Nokurde
Place In Your Heart bypotrix
Quentin Knows Best by  Undercover_Royalty
S.O.S. (Somehow Obtained Son) by Madasthesea
Safety Net by Baloobird
Sleeping At Last  by Webtrinsic
Spider Cooties  by The_Forgotten_Nobody
The Dangers Of Sleeping On The Upside Of The Bed by by Honorable_Mention
The One Where Peter Gets A Group Hug              by Icylightning
The One Where Peter Loves John Mulaney by Subarucrosstrekxv
You’re Always My Kid  by Cyn_Writes
  5. THE BIODAD THAT TOUCHED YOUR HEART — Some of the greatest stories flip canon and make Tony Peter’s biological father. Be it baby Peter taking his first steps or Tony dealing with the fact his son is following in his superhero footsteps as Spider-Man, which is the one you loved most of all?
 A Gift Of Blood by Theeclecticsoul
An Abstract Concept by Iron-Spider
Be Careful What You Wish For, You May Just Get It by Savana_Marlark
Blood And Iron by Aliciamirza
Built From Scraps by  Peter Stank
Coming Home by  by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Congratulations, It's A Boy by Capiocapi
Happy Birthday - And Merry Christmas by Thequeenofwhump
Happy Hogan Never Forgets A Face by Jen27ny
Hardest Lessons (Softest Results) by Mainstreamelectricalparade
Hydra’s Not A Home (Series) by Tempestaurora
I Hold You Closer Than I Ever Knew I Could Do by Yourgaydad
I Love You More Than Anything by Iron_Spider
I Told You To Be Better(And You Became The Best) by Haru_K
If They Knew All About You by Mshermia
Let Me Pave The Path Until You Come Back  (Series) by Elliahrose
Little Demons Like To Play by Raccooncati
Made Of Iron Born Of Fire (Series)  by Savvysass & Imgoingtocrash
Made With Love by Madasthesea
Move Back Home Forever by Chasingflower
My Little Bambino by Maicaly
Premature Love by  by Seeingthoughtsthroughwords
Pretty Maids All In A Row by Finny3120
Promotions Aren't Always A Good Thing by Agib
Rest Your Head Close To My Heart, Never To Part (Baby Of Mine) by 14million_Constellations
Return To Me, The One I Love So Endlessly by Superherotiger
Slow Down, Start Again From The Beginning by Cassiecasyl
So Many Things Left To Say (Series) by Sarcasmismyweapon
Sometimes Goodbye Is A Second Chance by Ardenskyeholmes221
Sound Logic by Aytheria
Spiderson by Emily_F6
Stars, Hide Your Fires by Yellowdistress.
The Circle Of Life by Lansfics7
The Gift  by Uskblue
The Less Than Secret Life by Yellowdistress
The One Where Peter Is Related To Tony by Marvel_Cinematic_Universe_Fan
The Ties That Bind Us by Winterturtle
They Say Boys Don't Cry (But Your Dad Has Shed A Lot Of Tears) by Tempestaurora
Tomorrow And Tomorrow by Yellowdistress
Tony Stark Vs. Babies "R" Us by Mainstreamelectricalparade
Twist Of Fate  by Karenninaaa
What We Are (Series)  by Yellowdistress
What’s In A Name? by Geekymoviemom
You Are My Sunshine  by Iamconstantine
 6. THE ONE WITH THE FIELD TRIP — The field trip trope is one of the most popular in the fandom. What’s the story that you think pulls all the elements together to make it great?
 A Different Take by Cyberwolfwrites
Academic Commitment by Underoosstark
Air Force by Pomegranateboy
Bullies, Interns, And Secret Things by Thecuriousclockwork
Constant Internal [Spider] Screaming: Semi-Connected Scenes From A Graduating Senior’s Life by Isadancurtisproduction
Everyday Superhero by Stoneage_Woman
Field Trip by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Field Trip Flip by  Happyaspie
Field Trip To Home, Joy by Every_Fandom_Trash
From Your Perspective, The World Is Flat by Blueh
I Don’t Want To Talk About It Anymore by Bees_And_Wasps
I. Am. Spider-Man by  Lisa_Yo
It's Above My Clearance Level by Tsk
Living With Superheros? Not Cool by Groot_Is_God
Mr Stark Enough For You? (Another Field Trip Fic Bcs We Dont Have Enough) by Livinei
Ned Leeds And The Best Field Trip Ever by Aripotter
Neon Liar (Hiding In Plain Sight) by Isadancurtisproduction
No Reason To Go by Pokegeek151
One Fall Weekend by Marvelous_Writer
Open For All by Jointexisting
Patterns by Nokurde
Perhaps He's Not Missing Out After All by Notyocheese
Peter And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Field Trip by by Cazei
Peter-Man - Oh, F*Ck - I Mean Spider-Man by Orphan_Account
Peter's Disastrous Field Trip by Superfamilyfan
The Field Trip: Tony And Peter Reunion Edition. by              Moreofareaderthanawriter
The Worthiness Of A Spider by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Top Ten Anime Betrayals by Kernsing
Tower Of Donuts And Doubts by Platinumdollz
Who Is He? by Velarisstars
You're What?  by Shewritesall
    7. THE TIME AFTER TIME ONE — There’s some great time travel stories out there, but which is your favorite?
 Be Careful What You Wish For, You May Just Get It  by Savana_Marlark
Breathe, Then Repeat by by Thesecretuchiha
Don’t Look Back by Rowan_M
Every Beautiful Lie (Always Has An Ugly Truth) by Da_Moose
Hero     by Lady_Oneder
I Have Time by Peterparkr
I’ve Learned To Lose You by Peterparkr
It’s Me, Remember?    by Nanixerka
Like You'd Know How It Works by Mshermia
Oh, Take Me Back To The Start by Theregularwriter
Peter And Morgan's 40-Year-Long-Day by Thismarvelouslife
The End Is Just A New Beginning by Tytach
The Other Mr. Stark    byjelly_Pies
The Rules Of Time Travel Do Not Apply To Peter Parker  by Baby_Spidey
The Time Traveler’s Mentor   by Iamirondad
Time To Pretend by Rowan_M
Time Will Tell by by Tonystarkissist
Turn Back The Clock (And I'll Try Again In The Morning) by Madasthesea
We Will Foresee Obstacles by Blackwatchandromeda (Avenris)
Whatever It Takes by Starryknight09
 8. THE ONE WITH ALL THE OWIES — Another massively popular Irondad trope is hurt/comfort, and there’s some amazing stuff out there. Which is the one that you love most of all?
 A Beautiful Lie by Rayrox360
A Day Off  by Icylightning
A Difference In Husbandry by Happy_Cloud
A Different Take by Cyberwolfwrites
A Peter Parker Problem by Spagbol99
A Scare In The Stark Household by Marvelous_Writer
Air I Breathe by Heartofcathedrals
Apartment 43B by Ironfamjam
Atlas by Polaroid15
Be Weak by Fluencca
Before, After, And Beyond by Mainstreamelectricalparade
Broken by My Own Hand (Put Back Together by Yours)  by Gwenoakley
Built From Scraps by Peterstank
But What Is Grief? by  Odd_1
Casualty Of War by Wolfypuppypiles
Caught In A Lie by Krystalpomme
Contentiously Ambiable by Ktoon
Control by Wolfypuppypiles
Cycle Through by Ambivalentangst
Danger Pizza by Alice_In_Ink
Darkness Will Be Rewritten by             Marveal
Didn’t Ask To Be In This Family by  Webtrinsic
Dude, Do These Tacos Taste Funny To You? by           First_Page
Faulty Lines Of Communication by Deancasdrodracohar
Five Times Peter Said "Sorry" To Tony Stark by Agentnerd
Follow The North Star Home  by Fallingforbees
Foolish, Fragile Spine  by Plnkblue
For Want Of A Dad (In Need Of A Son) by Ghostinthebau
Funeral by Mjscorner
Hammering Out The Dents by Webtrinsic
Held On As Tightly As You Held On To Me by Itsreallylaterightnow & Killerqueenwrites
If They Knew All About You by Mshermia
Lazarus, Come Forth by by Iron_Spider
Let Me Hold You Close, Until You Forget How Cruel The World Is by Maicaly
Lost Boy by Dorthea
Mercy by Wolfypuppypiles
More Peril In Thine Eye by Iron—Spider
Mr. Misunderstood     by Parkrstark
Of Flying And Falling   by Polaroid15
One In A Million by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Outnumbered by Heartofcathedrals
Peaches by Peterparkr
Peppermint Allergy by Carpediem369
Peter's Ghost And One (1) Obnoxious Orange Stone by Bean_Reads_Fanic
Popsicle Protocol by Marvelousbutterfly & Thisisnotourlasthunt
Project Pride by Thesleepingowl
Seeing Without Sound by Astronomical_Alien
Shelter by Unluckyolive
Skewed Perspective by Itsallavengers
Sometimes It’s Easier To Just Swim Down by Mjscorner
Stab Me In The Back (I'll Catch You From Behind) by Lansfics7
Statistically Speaking by Foolscapper
Stop, Look, Listen by   Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
Stuck by Jelly-Pies
Tell Me What To Do by Krystalpomme
The Adventures Of Spidy-Son And Iron-Dad (Series) by Eva7673
The Darkest Hour Is Just Before The Dawn by             Starryknight09
The Little Things by Crowkag
The Past Is Knocking On My Door by by Maicaly
The Room Where It Happens by Notapartytrick
The Third Option by    Uncertainty_Principle
The World Is Not Kind by Trickster88
Thirteen Minutes by Solstice
To Build A Home by  Ashleyparker2815
To Save A Life  by Starryknight09
Too Much by   Peterstark
Wandering Child (So Lost, So Helpless) by Almond_Blossoms
We All Chase After A Few Dying Stars by Losingmymindtonight
Weak Spot by  Grilledcheesing
Weapons Never Weep by Mcsquishee
What I Have, I Give To You by: by Aatticsaltt
What If There Is No Tomorrow? by Iron_Spider
When My Body Won't Hold Me Anymore (Where Will I Go) by Madasthesea
You Better Watch Out by Ciaconnaa
You Got Lost While Getting Older by Kuragay
You’ll Always Get There First by Crowkag
Your Heart Changed (Mine Stayed The Same) by Loisselina (Loisselina)
Your Injuries Belong To Me by Duskblue
 9. THE ONE THAT HURTS SO GOOD — We all like a bit of angst sometimes, so what’s the story that you wanted to hide from but you had to keep reading to get to the happy ending?
 ... And When You Can’t Crawl ...  by Jolinarjackson & Shoyzzart
5 Times Tony Forgot Peter Was Just A Kid by Parkrstark
A Beautiful Lie by Rayrox360
A Difference In Husbandry by Happy_Cloud
A Peter Parker Problem by Spagbol99
Between How It Is And How It Should Be by Frostysunflowers
Built From Scraps by Peterstank
Can't Part The Sea, Can't Reach The Shore by Forensicleaf
Caught In A Lie by Krystalpomme
Cycle Through by Ambivalentangst
Dear God by Krystalpomme
Don't Worry About Me by Chvotic
Ever In Your Favor by  Iron_Spider
Fifteen Years In The Making   by Potts89
Goodbye Mr. Stark, Thanks For Trying by Jelly-Pies
Held On As Tightly As You Held On To Me by Itsreallylaterightnow & Killerqueenwrites
I Do Listen To You by   Icylightning
I Need You (To Be Free) by Marveal
I Promise I'll Do Better by 221broadwayiron
I Promise You, I Literally Pledge by Iron_Spider
I Want Go by Chvotic
I Will Carry You (Always) by Thestarvingwriter
Identity Theft  by Kitcat992
If They Knew All About You by Mshermia
If You Can't Catch A Breath (You Can Take The Oxygen Straight Out Of My Own Chest) by Losingmymindtonight
If You Listen You Can Hear The Ibis by Yellowdistress
Inevitable by Annie_Walker
Its Always The Little Things by Uncertainty_Principle
Jealous? by Chvotic
Let's Get On With Living (While We Can) by  Almond_Blossoms
Love Leaves A Memory No-One Can Steal by Ironmum
May Parker's Complete Guide On How To Raise Your Spiderling by Embarrassing_Myself
More Peril In Thine Eye by Iron_Spider
Not So Friendly  by Ramble_On
Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)  by Myglassesaredirty
Of Drizzly Skies And Saltwater Taffy   by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Of Flying And Falling   by Polaroid15
Peter's Ghost And One (1) Obnoxious Orange Stone  by The-Reverse-Mermaid
Please, Understand by Jipseebree
Protect  by Watermeloness
Reviving Peter Parker  by Yellowdistress
Stab Me In The Back (I'll Catch You From Behind) by Lansfics7
Standing On My Own Two Feet  by Minigigi
Stop, Look, Listen  by  Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
Stuck by Jelly-Pies
Sunlight by Ardenskyeholmes221
The Art Of Losing by Fluencca
The Darkest Hour Is Just Before The Dawn by Starryknight09
The Missing 92 Days by Yellowdistress
The Room Where It Happens by Notapartytrick
The Third Option  by Uncertainty_Principle
The World Is Wide (But I Feel So Small)  by Buckets_Of_Stars
Thunder And Attrition by Magniloquentchanteuse
To Fall (And Get Back Up) by J_J_Underscore
Turn Back The Clock (And I’ll Try Again In The Morning) by              Madasthesea
We Forgot To Tell Peter by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
We Will Find Our Way Through The Dark  by Ashleyparker2815
What You Were Then I Am Today (Series)  by Madasthesea
When My Body Won't Hold Me Anymore (Where Will I Go)  by Madasthesea
When Trauma Comes Knocking by Kevy_Grayce
   10. THE ONE THAT SOOTHES THE PAIN — What’s The Story That You Go To When You Need A Pick-Me-Up After The Angst?
 5 Times A Spider-Baby Got Dad Smooched by Buckets_Of_Stars
5 Times Peter Made Tony Laugh Out Loud by Grilledcheesing
5 Times Tony Calls Peter Baby by Madasthesea
5 Times Tony Stark Protected Penny Parker   by Emily_F6
A Numb Road Forward by Whimsicalethnographies
A Stark Is Born  by PS_Nothanks
All Good Things Come In Threes by Bergen
Be Careful What You Wish For, You May Just Get It  by Savana_Marlark
Bedside Stories  by Wildwaveswhist
Bitch Better Have My Money by Neicy286
Career Day: A Short Story by Shewritesall
Congratulations, It's A Boy Capiocapi
Cuddle Bug  by Marvelous_Writer
Early Childhood Education by Thedisneyoutsider
Every Time by Aimaim94
Five Times Peter And Tony Chaotically Cleaned by Ironmum
For Want Of A Dad (In Need Of A Son) by Ghostinthebau
Ghost Of Christmas Past by  by Ciaconnaa
Hardest Lessons (Softest Results) by Mainstreamelectricalparade
Him Before You by Icylightning
I Can Hold The Weight Of The Worlds (If That's What You Need) by Bluesweatshirt
Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_It_Pretty_To_Think_So
It’s Quiet Uptown by   Sdottkrames
Keeping Watch   by Oreoluvr13
Kids These Days by Isnt_It_Pretty_To_Think_So
Leave Me Where I Am (I'm Only Sleeping) by Hopeless_Hope
Let Me Tell You The Truth (I Can't Hide From You) by Lovesfrogs
Macho Macho Man by Iron_Spider
My Boy  by Thisisnotourlasthunt
No More Lonely by Shewritesall
Nobody Understands Us And I Don't Understand It by Searchingforstars
Peter Revs His Engine by Punkybunny
Peter-Man - Oh, F*Ck - I Mean Spider-Man. by Orphan-Account
Petey And The Hermit by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Pick A Place To Lay Your Head  by Bluesweatshirt
Proof Spider-Man Loves Clickbait by  Mauvera
Research And Disaster by Blueh
Sensitive  by Nhasablog
Storm   by Parkerxheart
Superheroes Get Scared, Too  by Little_But_Mighty
That's How You And I Will Be by Frostysunflowers
The Little Things by Crowkag
The Reinvention Of Tony Stark by Losingmymindtonight
The Road So Far  by Nicolemoon8
The Sun's Starting To Rise (These Are Beautiful Times  by Jelly-Pies
Titan's Lullaby by Starstepper
Too Pure For Your Own Good by An_Odd_Idea
Trapped In The Elevator  by Riseuplikeglitterandgold & Mainstreamelectricalparade
What You're Feeling Is Probably Normal by Finny3120
Whatever It Takes by Starryknight90
Where You Never Would Have Looked by Jwriter819
With Great Care  by Giggles96
You And Me Lying On The Tile Floor (Trying To Keep Cool) by Madasthesea
  11. THE ONE WITHOUT A HOME TO GO TO — There’s some wonderful homeless Peter stories out there, so which is the one you were blown away by?
 A Difference In Husbandry by Happy_Cloud
After The Landslide by Freyaatterton
Distracted by A Dime by Happyaspie
Home Is Where The Arc Is by Peer_Parker
Hope Is The Strongest Power  by Sarayin
I Told You I Had Issues by Bergen
I’m Lost (I Feel So Very Found)  by Cold_Nights_Summer_Days
In The End by Annie_Walker
Is It Too Much To Ask For Home That Lasts? Ft. Peter Parker by Wakandaforever2357
Living With Superheroes? Not Cool by Groot_Is_God
Make Way For Tomorrow by Hopeless_Hope
One Step Unto The Lonely Road (Has Scarred Me For Life)  by Hopeless_Hope
Paradise by Last_Of_Her_Kind
Reintroducing Hope by Fernandidilly_Yo
Taking Leaps (And The Falls That Come With Them)  by Kamomile_Tea
The Art Of Publicity by Xmypandabear
The Little Things (That I Miss) by Da_Moose
The Lost And Forgotten by Litcraz
The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle
Thunder And Attrition by Magniloquentchanteuse
To Find A Home  (Series) by Aceofstars16
To Have A Home by Doctorineandthreequarters
Unexpected (Everything I Never Knew I Wanted) by Moonchild2593
Unexpected Finds by Snarkymuch
Unwanted by Agib
 12. THE ONE THAT’S A WHOLE NEW WORLD — There’s lots of imaginative AUs in Irondad fic. Whether it’s Steve and Tony as baseball players or Pepper being Peter’s mom, which one is your number one?
 A Beautiful Lie by Rayrox360
A Guardian Among Us by Superherotiger
A Just An Honorable Hand by Friendlyneighborhoodirondad
A Little Monument Of Stones  by Yellowdistress
A Long Way Forward by Rxcrcfllptrs
A Soul's Best Friend by Superherotiger
A Whole New World by Icylightning
Ain't My Blood; Still My Boys by Parkrstark
And The Band Played On  by   Bobee
Archetype  by Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Blood On My Hands (Beast In My Heart) by   Baloobird & Buckets_Of_Stars
Bouquet by Canonismybitch
Can’t Erase What I Wrote In Ink (Tell Me How Can I Change The Story) by Littlemissagrafina
Caring accommodations by Punyparker
Dear Fellow Traveler (Series) by Superherotiger
Engine 12 by Bethy_277
Ever In Your Favor by Iron_Spider
Have Patience, A Quick Wit, And A Gentle Heart by Ironfamjam
Hydra’s Not A Home (Series) by Tempestaurora
I Battle My Jerk Step-Dad by Andromath
I Will Carry You (Always) by Thestarvingwriter
In A Galaxy Far, Far Away (Series) by Madasthesea
It’s A New Life But Always The Same Love  by Wisterispidey
Like Smoke by  Adoraberry
Moulded Mind by Wingswithoutstrings
My Friends Are Ghosts by Firecracker121
Never Tear Us Apart by Imeanthatsprettysnazzy
No Matter What (You Keep Finding Something To Fight For)  by Rejectedmarvel
No Matter Where You Are, I'll Be There For You by X_Writingn_X
Nothing Left To Lose by  Notapartytrick
Oh, Bite Me  by Nanixerka
Once Upon A Reality by Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Only For A Little While by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Petey And The Hermit by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Pilot by Cold_Nights_Summer_Days
Quantum Mechanics 5010  by Pipgraham
Return To Me, The One I Love So Endlessly by Superherotiger
Riding The Waves by Jwriter819
Sea Spider by Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Spidey Tot by Kevy_Grayce
The Boy Who Would Be King  by Writerreadsstuff
The Day Peter’s Name Finished With Stark by Skyrocket25
The Phoenix Project by Geekymoviemom
The Princess Initiative by Sdottkrames
The Will Of The Force by Madasthesea
Though Everything Is A Miracle by Overtures
To Continue Being  by Censored
Tony Built A Son (Series)  by   Footloose_Poets
Triple Axel, Triple Loop by Jointexisting
Until It Disappeared From Me by Ashleyparker2815
Unto The Breach  by Melissabosquez
What I See In You I Hope You Find In Me by Frostysunflowers
What If We Never Were?  by  Ladylangst
What Occurred In Raychester Castle  by Fictionart
What We Grow To Be by Killerqueenwrites
When I Am On Your Shoulders by Ladyblackwater
Where Life Begins And Love Never Ends  by  Kitkatwinchester
Why Can’t The Past Just Die?  by Enchantingwriting
Written In Blue by Erica45 & Snarkymuch
You Got Lost While Getting Older  by Kuragay
You Mispronounced Spider by Lliblo
  13. THE TWEAKING THE SETTINGS ONE — There’s things we all wish we could change in canon — *cough* Endgame *cough* — so which canon divergence does it for you?
 5 Times Peter Made Tony Laugh Out Loud by Grilledcheesing
Be Careful What You Wish For, You May Just Get It by Savana_Marlark
Beautiful Boy by Emily_Davison
Before, After, And Beyond  by  Mainstreamelectricalparade
Bittersweet by Kevy_Grayce
Breathe Again by Gwenoakley
Built From Scraps by Peterstank
Dear Mr. Fantasy by Iron_Spider
Every Breath Of Me by Doctornineandthreequarters
Exploding Head Syndrome by Foolscapper
Found Family   by Thedisneyoutsider
Home by Patrochilles_Trash
I Did It All For You (So I Can’t Lose You Now) by Another_Introvert
I Will Restore All That Was Broken by Killerqueenwrites
I’ll Make This Feel Like Home   by Ashleyparker2815
Idiot Billionaire Superhero Father by Killerqueenwrites
Invulnerable  by Imgoingtocrash
Keeping Watch   by Oreoluvr13
Like You'd Know How It Works by Mshermia
Living Proof by Arwenkenobi
M&M Paradise (Series)   by Galaxythreads
May Parker's Complete Guide On How To Raise Your Spiderling by Embarrassing_Myself
Moulded Minds by Wingswithstrings
One In A Million by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
One Thing I’ll Never Know (Is How You Could Be A Ghost)   by              Gwenoakley
Peter-Man - Oh, F*Ck - I Mean Spider-Man by       ��    Orphan-Account
Peter's Ghost And One (1) Obnoxious Orange Stone by Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Pieces Of Echoes by Geekymoviemom
Stop, Look, Listen by Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
The Battle by Oblossom
The Burning In My Bones   by Happyjuicyfruit
The Crack In My Voice by Happyjuicyfruit
The End Of Infinity by Friendlyneighborhoodfangirls
The More You Say, The Less I Know by Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
The Rattle Of Their Hearts by Iron_Spider
The Returned by Nicolemoon8
The Thrill Of Hope   by Chasingflower
Titan's Lullaby by Starstepper
Up Came The Sun (Series) by Whimsicalethnographies
We Got Lucky   by The_Muses_Summer_House
We Will Foresee Obstacles by Blackwatchandromeda (Avenris)
What If: Peter Had Been Injured In The Ferry Scene  by Wolf5bane
What Makes A Family by Doctornineandthreequarters
What Was Missing Was You by Happyaspie
What Were The Words I Meant To Say Before You Left by Madasthesea
Whatever It Takes by Starryknight09
When Peter Forgot What Day It Was by Goldenambedo
When You Wake by Katierosefun
Where He Belongs  by Asherkoyal
 14. THE ONE YOU GO BACK TO AGAIN AND AGAIN — Some fics deserve a re-read or ten. What’s the story you go find yourself going back to?
  5 Times Peter Fell, And Tony Caught Him. And The 1 Time Tony Didn’t by Eva7673
A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood by Ambivalentangst
A Difference In Husbandry by Happy_Cloud
A Guardian Among Us by Superherotiger
A Parent Apparent by Happyaspie
Age Regression Was Impossible... Right? by Chvotic
All The Devils Are Here by Yellowdistress
Am I Just A Shadow You Drew by Ironxprince
Apartment 43B by Ironfamjam
Archetype by   Bean_Reads_Fanfic,
Baby's Firsts  by Mainstreamelectricalparade
Back To Bed by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Beautiful Boy by Emily_Davison
Built From Scraps by Peterstank
Child’s Play by Spicyjarvis
Coming Home by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Constant Internal [Spider] Screaming: Semi-Connected Scenes From A Graduating Senior’s Life by Isadancurtisproduction
Dreams Don’t Scare You (They Ain’t Big Enough) by Jumpfall
Ever In Your Favor  by Iron—Spider
Family Is More Than Blood (It Is Light) by Moonchild2593
For Want Of A Dad (In Need Of A Son) by Ghostinthebau
Ghost Of Christmas Past  by Ciaconnaa
Golden Boy  by Sticksandinfinitystones
I Just Wanted To Protect You by Sunflowerspideyy
If They Knew All About You   by Mshermia
I'm At One by Patrochilles_Trash
Into A White And Soundless Place  by Weatheredlaw
Kangaroo Care by Tonystarkissist
Keeping Watch  by Oreoluvr13
Lean On Me by Parkerxheart
Let This Moment Be The First Chapter by Ephemeralstark
Moulded Minds by Wingswithoutstrings
Move Back Home Forever   by Chasingflower
Mr. Misunderstood  by Parkrstark
Mutants by Sameuspegasus
My Boy by Thisisnotourlasthunt
Never Gonna Let You Down by Emily_F6
Patient #2252   by Thesoulofstrawberry
Peter-Man - Oh, F*Ck - I Mean Spider-Man. by Orphan-Account
Play by Losingmymindtonight
Project Pride by Thesleepingowl
Reviving A Spiderling by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Rules Are Made To Be Broken by Ironmum
Sins Of The Fathers by Geekymoviemom
Spider-Man: Avengers (And Midtown High) React by Gayplums
Stay With Me by Princelesstrashpanda
Superheroes Get Scared, Too  by Little_But_Mighty
The Closest Thing He's Got by Grilledcheesing
The Darkest Hour Is Just Before The Dawn by Starryknight09
The Lost And Forgotten by Litcraz
The One Where Peter Gets A Group Hug by Icylightning
The One Where Peter Is Bucky’s Weakness by Jinxquickfoot
The Rise And Fall Of A Spider by Spidersoning
The Spider-Man Conspiracy by Tempestaurora
The Stars The Moon They Have All Been Blown Out (You Left Me In The Dark) by Madasthesea
The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle
The World Is Not Kind  by Trickster88
Things I Almost Remember by Icedaquarius
Tomorrow Is Another Day (Series) by Frostysunflowers
Trust Issues by Kianisabitch
Webcams And Webshooters (Series) by Losingmymindtonight
What You Were Then I Am Today (Series) by Madasthesea
When You Assume Wrong by Tentativetreason
With Great Care   by Giggles96
You're Killing Me Smalls by Phoenixhp5
 15. THE SERIES THAT SWEPT YOU AWAY — Some of us love to go on a long ride with a series, so which is the world of multiple stories that you binged or waited anxiously for each update?
 A Hero's Journey by Annie_Walke
Another June Day by Skeeter_110
Autistic Peter Parker   by Marvelousbutterfly
Chaotic Peter Parker by Isnt_It_Pretty_To_Think_So
Dear Peter Parker, What To Say To You by Littlemissagrafina
Family Business- Supernatural Au by Killerqueenwrites
Home by Glwilliams97
Hydra’s Not A Home  by Tempestaurora
I Kill Peter Parker Once A Month Of 2021 by Dorthea
I Love You More Than Anything (Bio Dad Au) by Iron_Spider
Identity Saga by Kitcat992
In A Galaxy Far, Far Away   by Madasthesea
Irondad NSAP by Chvotic
Kindred Spirits by Superherotiger
Learning To Parent  by Bowtiez
Lights To Guide You Home by Jolinarjackson
Like You'd Know How It Works And What Comes After by Mshermia
Made Of Iron, Born Of Fire by   Imgoingtocrash & Savvysass
Movie Aus  by Imeanthatsprettysnazzy
Mr. Stark & His Kid by Writerstrash
Nice Work, Kid by Madasthesea
Once Upon An Adoption by Kevy_Grayce
Out Of Darkness by Starryknight09
Paint It Black Verse by Queen Of Crystallopia
Peter Parker: Future Hearts by Xseshatx
Pieces Of Echoes by Geekymoviemom
Single Parent Peter Parker by Prettymalfoy
Soul Stone Realm by Marvelmusicmystery
The New Normal by Baloobird
The Room Saga by Iamirondad
Tony Built A Son   by Footloose_Poets
Tony Stark Is A Good Mentor by Happyaspie
Under Influence Writerstrash
Was That A Star Wars Reference, Dr. Stark? by Jen27ny
We Forgot Peter by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Webcams And Webshooters by Losingmymindtonight
What Makes A Family by  Doctornineandthreequarters
What You Were Then I Am Today  by Madasthesea
Whumptober 2019 by Iron_Spider
 16. THE IN-PROGRESS ADVENTURE — What’s the story that has you checking your email each day, hoping for an update?
 (Un)Breakable by A_Matter_Of_Loyalty
A Beautiful Lie by Rayrox360
A Difference In Husbandry by Happy_Cloud
A Perfect Storm by Grilledcheesing
A Stark Contrast  by Melodicrunes
Ain't My Blood; Still My Boys by Parkrstark
All The Stars Align by Ashleyparker2815
And The Band Played On by Bobee
Be Careful What You Wish For, You May Just Get It by Savana_Marlark
Beautiful Boy by Emily_Davison
Come Undone by Capiocapi
Contentiously Amiable by Ktoon
Dream In Colors Borrowed From The Sea by  by Buckets_Of_Stars
Every Beautiful Lie (Always Has An Ugly Truth) by Da_Moose
Fifteen Years In The Making by Potts89
Fire With Fire by Agentianlegend
Found Family by Thedisneyoutsider
How Sharp by  Uncertainty_Principle
How To Repair A Broken Heart by Influentialpineapple
If They Knew All About You by Mshermia
If You're Going Through Hell, Keep On Going by Baloobird
In Unlikely Places by Looneylizzie
Irondad And Spiderson (Series) by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Is He Or Is He Not? by Omenthia_Arc
Lets Get On With Living (While We Can) by Almond_Blossoms
Lonely Generation by Prosperdemeter
Mr. Stark, Something Is Wrong by @Simping-For-Peggy
Not So Friendly by Ramble_On            
Only Going Over Home by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Outnumbered by Heartofcathedrals
Permanence by Theexhaustedalchemist
Peter’s New Step-Brother by Bowtiez
Peter's Hitchhiking Guide To The Time Heist by Randomsketchez
Priorities by Jlmonroe1234
Return To Me, The One I Love So Endlessly by Superherotiger
Rewind by Losingmymindtonight
Ring Of Stones by An_Odd_Idea
Sleeping Through A Rogue Winter Storm by Pogokitten
Sound Logic by Aytheria
Spider-Man: Avengers (And Midtown High) React by Gayplums
Survivors Guilt by Ember_Darla And Marvel_Cinematic_Universe_Fan
Tech Of Nondestructive Yakking by Wabisabi
The Case Of The Missing Museum Bea-Storer by Ironmum
The Hero Of Our Own Story by Kingdomfaraway
The Many Adventures Of Iron Dad And Spider Son by Lbigreyhound13
This Warm Repair by Peterstank
Tune The Piano by Yellowdistress
Unforeseen Dangers   by Starryknight09
Unto The Breach by Melissabosquez
Wanting To Be Better by  Mz_Supermanfan
We Can't Have Faith For Everybody by Hale13
Webcams And Webshooters (Series) by Losingmymindtonight
What If We Never Were? by Ladylangst
What Occurred In Raychester Castle by Fictionart
What You Were Then I Am Today by Madasthesea
With Great Care  by Giggles96
You Are My Sunshine by Iamconstantine
You Stay, I Go  by Cinnamonrollstark
 17. THE COMPLETE FIC THAT YOU CHERISH — Whether Or Not You’ve Got The Patience For An In-Progress Or Not, There’s A Wealth Of Complete Stories You Can Devour At Leisure Or All In One Coffee-Fuelled Binge. What’s Yours?
 5 Times Peter Fell, And Tony Caught Him. And The 1 Time Tony Didn’t. by Eva7673
5 Wishes Peter Didn't Ask For And The 1 He Did by Alice_In_Ink
A Peter Parker Problem by Spagbol99
A Soul's Best Friend by Superherotiger
All Good Things Come In Threes by Bergen
Always Silent, Peter Darling by Lliblo
And You’ll Blow Us All Away by Losingmymingtonight
Because I Said So: Adventures In Parenting (With Commentary by Peter Parker) by Teamironmanforever
Come, My Darling, Homeward Bound by by Iamirondad
Coming Home by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Darkness Will Be Rewritten by Marveal
Engine 12 by Bethy_277
Everybody's Fine by Fluencca
Everyday Superhero by Stoneage_Woman
Five Times David Didn't Understand What Was Going On With His Girlfriend's Nephew by Bumblie_Bee
Five Times Peter And Tony Chaotically Cleaned by Ironmum
Five Times Peter Was Tony’s Son And One Time Tony Was His Dad by Zojnks
Five Times Tony Stark Got To Be A Normal Dad by Captainstarsong
Good Publicity by Bergen
Heart Made Of Glass, My Mind Of Stone  by Princessironspider
Hydra's Not A Home (Series) Bb Tempestaurora
I’m Here, Always by    by Rosesandribbons
Identity Crisis  by Kitcat992
Identity Theft  by Kitcat992
If You’re Gonna Love Someone, Let It Be Me by  Ianalystark & Scooter3scooter
Intern Spider by Emily_F6
Let In Light (At Christmas Time by Josywbu
Let Me Pave The Path Until You Come Back (Series) by Elliahrose
Man In A Can by Jinxquickfoot
On The Other Side Of The Door by Iron_Spider
One To Ten by Jolinarjackson
Only For A Little While by Eccentric_Artist_221b
Pupper Parker by Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Sins Of The Fathers by Geekymoviemom
Starlight, Star Bright by Mainstreamelectricalparade
Stars, Hide Your Fires by Yellowdistress
Stop, Look, Listen by Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
The 5 Times Tony Stark Helped Peter Parker’s Reputation. (And The One Time Peter Helped His.) by Deductioniskey
The Darkest Hour Is Just Before The Dawn by Starryknight09
The Guardian by Emily_F6
The One Who Made It Out by Tiaylasglass
The Root Is Expectation by Yellowdistress
The Stars And The Moon They Have All Been Blown Out (You Have Left Me In The Dark) by Madasthesea
The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle
Time Will Tell  by Tonystarkissist
Too Pure For Your Own Good by An_Odd_Idea
We Are Family by Icylightning
What Do I Need? by Scooter3scooter
Your Heart Changed (Mine Stayed The Same) by Loisselina (Loisselina)
 18. THE ONE THAT GAVE YOU ALL THE LOVE — We all love Irondad, but some stories come with bonus bonds that give us just as much. Do you have a Peter & Bucky, or a Peter & Steve working alongside which delivers all the found family goodness?
 5 Times Happy Hogan Nearly Had A Heart Attack Because Of Peter Parker by Thespydersargon
Aiding And Abetting: A Peter Parker Saga by Floweryfran & Peterstank
Astronomy In Reverse by Pansley
Be Careful What You Wish For, You May Just Get It by Savana_Marlark
Between How It Is And How It Should Be by Frostysunflowers
Bits And Pieces by Killerqueenwrites
Brighten Up, Sunshine by Iron_Spider
Can You Hold Me by Ironpengu & Parkrstark
Flame On, Dream On  by Marvelous_Writer
Give Him The Life, That I Couldn’t Give You   by Superherotiger
I Have A Nephew! by Zimnokurw
It Must Be Nice (To Have Mrs. Potts On Your Side by Sdottkrames
It Takes A Village (To Make Sure You're Okay) by Baloobird
Keeping Watch  by Oreoluvr13
Kingdom Come Undone by Killerqueenwrites
Let Me Pave The Path Until You Come Back (Series)  by Elliahrose
Living With Superheros? Not Cool by Groot_Is_God
Love Changes One's Views by Elisaphoenix
May I Have This Dance? by Canonismybitch
More Peril In Thine Eye by Iron_Spider
Not by Blood by Dorthea
O Blessed Child (Series) by Orionlady
Parallels   by Kianisabitch
Perfectly Parental  by Bergen
Popsicle Protocol by Marvelousbutterfly & Thisisnotourlasthunt
Project: Get Bucky Barnes A Dog by Ruxian
Road Work Ahead by Toniwilder
Rules Are Made To Be Broken by Ironmum
Sea Of Expectations  by Astro_Cat13
Something About This Kid by Eemolu
Stars In The City by Parkrstark
The Darkest Hour Is Just Before The Dawn  by Starryknight09
The Definition Of Family by Queen (Ramble)
The Missing Lego Piece by Thedisneyoutsider
The Puzzle That Is Peter Parker  by Neuropsyche
Thunder And Attrition by Magniloquentchanteuse
Timshel (Series) by Justanotherblond
Titles    by Aimaim94
When In The Dark by Kevy_Grayce
Will You Be My Found Family?   by Frostyqueen
Worst Summer Vacation by Mysterycyclone
  19. THE PROLIFIC WRITER AWARD — Irondad has some amazingly prolific writers. Which are the ones you’ve subscribed to get at that fic-wonder goodness of 10 works or more?
 14million_Constellations
Aimaim94
Aimaim94
Ashleyparker2815
Baloobird
Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Bergen
Bowtiez
Buckets_Of_Stars
Capstar98
Cold_Nights_Summer_Days
Doctornineandthreequarters
Duskblue
Eccentric_Artist_221b
Emily_Davison
Emily_F6
Fictionalworldsareexquisite
Floweryfran
Frostysunflowers
Grilledcheesing
Happyaspie
Hold_Our_Destiny
Iamalystark
Iamirondad
Icylightning
Imgoingtocrash
Inkinmyheartsandonthepage
Ironfamjam
Ironmum
Iron-Spider
Ironxprince
Isnt_It_Pretty_To_Think_So
Jelly_Pies
Jen27ny
Jolinarjackson
Joyful_Soul_Collector
Jwriter819
Killerqueenwritws
Kitkatwinchester
Littlemissagrafina
Losingmymindtonight
Madasthesea
Magicalyss
Maicaly
Mainstreamelectricalparade
Marvelous_Writer
Marvels_Blue_Phoenix
Mintstream
Motherkarizma
Mshermia
Myglassesaredirty
Nanixerka
O0citrusee0o
Parkrstark
Rosesandribbons
Sandyk
Scooter3scooter
Sdottkrames
Softdadironman
Starryknight09
Summerwolf
Superherotiger
Tempestaurora
Thedisneyoutsider
Thedumbestavenger
Turtle_Bean
Webtrinsic
Wisterispidey
Wolfypuppypiles
Xseshatx
Yellowdistress
 20. THE NEWBIE — New writers are joining the fandom all the time. Who’s the newbie (posting for 12 months or less) that’s delivering the good stuff for you?
 107thinfantry
Aijato
Anoddidea
Asherkoyal
Baymax_13
Bung
Canonismybitch
Carpediem369
Da_Moose
Dorthea
Eemolu
Emily_Davison
Fallingforbees
Forthenightisdarkandfullofterror
Freyaatterton
Fritokays
Frostyqueen
Imeanthatsprettysnazzy
Ironmum
Jinx_Frost
JinxQuickfoot
Just_Ppeachy
Kittybellestark
Krystalpomme
Lilacsoulw
Lost_lunar_wolf
Maicaly
Marvelousbutterfly
Mintstream
Omenthia_Arc
Patrochilles_Trash
Penny4yourThoughts
Peters
Peterspajamas
Polaroid15
Punkybunny
Revengewitch
Rosesandribbons
Silverdraconyx
Skiesbluetoday
Spagbol99
Sunflowerspideyy
Thedisneyoutsider
Theexhaustedalchemist
Theweirdpersonnextdoor
Thisisnotourlasthunt
Turtle_Bean
Winterturtle
Wolf5bane
 21. THE OG — Who’s the writer that’s been around for a while (12 months or more) that keeps you captivated?
 Aceofstars16
Aimaim94
Almond_Blossoms
Aloneintherain
Ashleyparker2815
Baloobird
Bean_Reads_Fanfic
Blueh
Bowtiez
Buckets_Of_Stars
Caraminha
Cold_Nights_Summer_Days
Doctornineandthreequarters
Duskblue
Eccentric_Artist_221b
Emily_F6
Evotter
Frostysunflowers
Geekymoviemom
Gremlinsr
Grilledcheesing
Happyaspie
Iamirondad
Imgoingtocrash
Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Iron_Spider
Ironfamjam
Isnt_It_Pretty_To_Think_So
Jelly_Pies
Jen27ny
Jolinarjackson
Karenninaaa
Kevy_Grayce
Killerqueenwrites
Little_But_Mighty
Losingmymindtonight
Madasthesea
Mainstreamelectricalparade
Marveal
Mshermia
Myglassesaredirty
Parkrstark
Rejectedmarvel
Scooter3scooter
Shoyzzart
Snarkymuch
Spooderboyandtincan
Starryknight09
Summerwolf
Superherotiger
Tempestaurora
Tonystarkissist
Trickster88
Webtrinsic
Wolfypuppypiles
Yellowdistress
        22. THE WILD CARD STORY — The story that does (or doesn’t) fit into the above categories but you believe deserves the prize. Which one is that for you?
 5 Times Peter Sleepwalked And The 1 Time He Pretended He Did    by Losingmymindtonight
A Beautiful Lie  by Rayrox360
A Different Kind Of Surprise    by Winterturtle
A Fic Where Superior Iron Man Gets DECKED  by Nanixerka
A Peter Parker Problem, by Spagbol99
Aliens Really Are Out To Get You Aren't They? by Some_Sort_Of_Trash
An Uncomfortable Issue by Summerartist
Bank Robber by Purplecat7
Born To Cherish by Ironfamjam
Camping Blues  by Chvotic
Career Day  by Superhusbands4ever (Potterwatch97)
Chickpea And Bleach Curry by S0lstice
Coming Home by Inkinmyheartandonthepage
Doing Good by Thestubb
Everyday Superhero by Stoneage_Woman
Father’s Day Troubles  by Willienillieflys
Five Time Faculty Members Had To Call Peter's Emergency Contact + 1 Time He Shows Up Anyway by Kingdomfaraway
Five Times Tony And Peter Chaotically Cleaned by Ironmum
From Fraud To Father by Tonystarkissist
From Mr. Stark To Tony  by 1minute
Glittering Green  by Aimingarrows
Guess I’m Not Good Enough  by Freyaatterton
I Can Hold The Weight Of Worlds (If That's What You Need) by              Bluesweatshirt
I Exist In Two Places, Here And Where You Are           by              Mindshelter
I Will Soften Every Edge by Losingmymindtonight
I’m Not Telling Him. Period by Scooter3scooter
Iexist In Two Places, Here And Where You Are by Mindshelter
Inimitable by Ephemeralstark
Irondad NSAP (Series) by Chvotic
It's In The Job Description by Iron_Spider_Suit
Just A Normal Kid by Eye_Of_Purgatory
Kids Suck, But You're Great by Gymlily06
Long Gone | Marvel Au  by Strangerlyparker
Nothing Wrong With Being Yourself  by Kitkatwinchester
Play by Losingmymindtonight
Regards, Steve Rogers by Evotter
Research And Disaster by Blueh
Secret  by Aimaim94
Somewhere Beyond The Sea  by Andveryliterary_Theatricaltoo
Tall Skies by Black_Briar
Tech Of Non-Destructive Yakking by Wabisabi
The Case Of The Tyrannical Two by Ironfamjam
The Ghost Of Heroes by Enigmaris & Scarletnightfury
The Long Way Round  by Undeerqueen
The Peter Parker Conspiracy  by Tempestaurora
The Real Hero  by Jilycslove
The Reinvention Of Tony Stark by Losingmymindtonight
The Right Call   by Boleyn13
The Stark Family, by Tonystarkissist
Things That Make It Warm  by Dredfulhapiness
This Ride Is A Wild One             by Just_Ppeachy
Vouchsafe by Sagemb
We Are Family  by Icylightning
What You're Feeling Is Probably Normal by Finny3120
Winterturtle    by A Different Kind Of Suprise
Wrong Number Kid by Blackshadow030930
 ART 1 — DIGITAL MEDIA - Who has those PhotoShop skills, who makes the best mood boards? We have some wonderful artists in the Irondad fandom, and we’re here to celebrate them. Who's your favorite artist?
 @blackchessknight (Tumblr)
@broskepol  (Tumblr)
@dakt37 (Tumblr)
@itsybitsyspiderling (Tumblr)
@kitcat992(Tumblr)
@monireh (Tumblr)
@spidey-art (Tumblr)
@steviesboy (Tumblr)
@superherotiger (Tumblr)
Ellarie.png (Instagram)
  ART 2 — SKETCHES — Who has the skills with the original medium of art in sketches? Whose pencil can create the characters we love best?
 @broskepol (Tumblr)
@dakt37 (Tumblr)
@dchanberry (Tumblr)
@monireh89 (Tumblr)
Ellarie.png (Instagram)
  ART 3 — CARTOONS — Chibis, Manga, Anime, who can create the very best?
 @akira-akatsuki (Tumblr)
@broskepol (Tumblr)
@maryo274 (Tumblr)
@mjscorner (Tumblr)
@yes-i-am-happyaspie (Tumblr)
Ellarie.png (Instagram)
Ironkrispies (Instagram)
  ART 4 — FANVID — Some of the greatest creators are the ones that match the music to the mood, find the perfect scenes to make us laugh and cry. Who does that for you?
 All My Life || Tony & Peter (Father/Son Au) By Akapotatogirl (YouTube)
Ellaire.Png (Instagram)
Emsxworld (YouTube)
Mblaqminoz (YouTube)
My Dad's A Hero To Me By Msmorganstark (YouTube)
Tony Stark & Peter Parker (Adoption Au) || Home By Andrea D (YouTube)
Tony Stark & Peter Parker | A Stark Family Au | Home By Ineffable Films (YouTube)
Tony Stark & Peter Parker | Ashes By Mythicalroyalty (YouTube)
You Are The Reason L Tony Stark & Peter Parker By Chocolala
 ART 5 — BEST IRON FAMILY FANART — Who can create those feeling of Ironfam with their art? Who captures the characters we love in that iconic family.
 @broskepol (Tumblr)
@moonestaly (Tumblr)
@peterokii (Tumblr)
@spidey_art (Tumblr)
@superherotiger (Tumblr)
Ellarie.png (Instagram)
 ART 6 — MOST HEARTBREAKING FANART — Art can move us to tears. Who captures those moments and brings tears to your eyes?
  @cottoncandyofterror (Tumblr)
@eccentric_artist_221b (Tumblr)
@spidey-art (Tumblr)
@superherotiger (Tumblr)
Artinggrace (Instagram)
Cozy Paint (Instagram)
Ellarie.png (Instagram)
 ART 7 — BEST HURT/COMFORT — Who captures the pain of the moment best for you?
 @broskepol (Tumblr)
@spidey-art (Tumblr)
@tonystarkissist (Tumblr)
I will always love you (no matter what...) by @monireh (Tumblr)
You Are The Reason by Chocolala (YouTube)
  ART 8 — THE WILD CARD ART— The art that does (or doesn’t) fit into the above categories but you believe deserves the prize. Which one is that for you?
 @cainternn (Tumblr)
@Iwritedumbshit (Tumblr)
@rhymewithrachel (Tumblr)
@superherotiger
Hannssm (Instagram)
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Drunk On You- T.H.
Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader
Warnings: SMUTTTTTT. Please do not read this if you’re under 18. The Smutty part is between this signs: [...] so if you want to skip over the smut, you can, but it won’t make much sense. Also... There’s A LOT of swearing.
Summary: You’re a virgin and you’re drunk so you send a risky DM on instagram.
Word Count: Almost 6k... she’s thicc
A/N: I cannot tell you just how much I enjoyed writing this! It started as a 2 am inspiration punch and then it took me three weeks to finish it. It’s my first time writing smut, so I don’t know if that part’s good, but I like it and I really hope you do too. (Please if you do like it, reblog it so it can be read by more and more people).
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Fuck this shit, you’re 22 years old, you’re in college and as much as you enjoy leaving fratboys with blue balls in the middle of a party, you need to get this over with. You’re tired of waiting for the “right guy”, if you keep on doing that you’ll end up virgin for your whole fucking life. But where the fuck can you find a guy that’s not gonna judge you for being a sad, drunk virgin in the middle of a tuesday night? Being drunk and alone at your dorm was pathetic enough…
So you scroll through instagram for a while only to find out there’s no right suitor for the job, but in the heat of the moment you notice that Tom Holland, yes the scrawny white boy that looks 12 and plays Spider-man has just posted a shirtless picture and boy, he does not look 12 anymore. So you slide into his DM’s just for the shit and giggles:
“Hey, Tommy boy!
You probably get millions of DMs like this every second of everyday, but fuck, I just wanted to say that you are extremely hot and I am extremely virgin and I’m also drunk, so I thought I’d write you to ask for a massive favor.
Would you have sex with me just to take my virginity away? Ok, thanks.
Bye!
P.S. I think you’re great in your new film.”
And yes, you did press send to that, but of course you don’t even remember writing it in the first place the next morning while getting ready for your 9am class, so your daily routine goes on as normal.
But then, while you’re making your best effort not to fall asleep while your professor talks about some depressed artist that beat his wife and was super sexist, but was somehow excused because he made some decent poem, you hear the unmistakeable ping of your phone, which can only mean that you got a text, so you go to see it, because that is far less rude than falling asleep during class, but you were surely not ready for what was showing on your phone screen.
All air, and life to be honest, left your body for a second, you double checked, and then triple checked and yes… Tom Holland had wrote you on instagram’s direct messages.
“Holy fuck” you only realize you said that out loud when the three people closest you turn to look at you and shush you, but you’re still in shock and still have not opened the message, but maybe it’s not a great idea to open it in front of everybody, specially your professor, so you figure the bathroom will be the best place to do it.
You lock yourself in a stall and sit down, get your phone out, take a deep breath and open the instagram message. My God, you were not expecting what your screen showed:
“Haha, this is too cool to ignore! I happen to be in your area right now… Give me a call and I’ll make it happen ;)”
And yes, his phone number was there too. The phone number of THE Tom Holland! like… WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! What are the odds of him actually reading your DM? And the odds of him replying? And the odds of TOM MOTHERFUCKING HOLLAND agreeing to be your first time?! Someone up there must be having a good laugh.
But it would be rude to chicken out now, right? One does not simply say no to fuck with a Marvel actor. You gotta do it. It's your holy duty. So you reply with a simple “Looking forward to it” and you get your shit together before returning to your class.
You think about texting him while you walk to grab some lunch, but what do you say to a celebrity that agreed to deflower you?… Wait. Holy shit! You’re actually gonna have sex with Tom Holland! He’s super ripped! And you’re gonna see and feel all his bits and pieces… honestly, your panties got a bit damp just thinking about that. This is gonna be fun.
You decide to shoot the text while waiting for your iced coffee. “Hey, it’s (Y/N) from instagram. Are you serious about the thing? If so, when are you available?”
And that’s when the game begins, cause he replied almost instantly and you decided he’s just another fratboy playing around, so you played along.
“I’m dead serious, babe. I can do it tonight.”
“Nice. That’s how I like it… what time are we talking about?”
“9 ish, maybe 10.”
“Gotta give me an hour… also, it would have to be at yours, cause I live in a dorm that I share with another girl.”
“You could ask her to join…”
“Haha. Nah, this is all for me to enjoy.”
“And you will. 9:30 sounds good for you, babe?
“Perfect.”
“I can pick you up. Send me your location and I’ll go there.”
“Nice. I’m liking it already.”
“You’ll like it even more.”
You go about your day with a stupid smile all day, nervous and excited for what’s gonna happen later. Paying attention to class? What is that? Concentrating on your due projects? You don’t know her. All you can do is think about the things that man might do to you later.
Wait… you gotta shave. Also, should you go buy some nice underwear? It overwhelms you how unprepared you are and you run, abandoning everything you had to do that day to go get ready to have sex with a super hot celebrity.
You shaved, exfoliated, bought nice underwear, picked out a sexy outfit, you even tried to work out a little to look a bit more toned for him. You allowed your most extra self to come and shine, and you definetely enjoyed the process.
“What are you getting ready for? It’s wednesday. I doubt there’s any interesting party. Oh God! Do you have a date?” your roomate asked as soon as she saw you posing a skirt for the mirror when she walked in.
“I think so… I don’t know. I’m gonna meet this guy I met on instagram.” She gave you a corncerned look, but you were definetely not gonna tell her the details, that’s extremely private, it’s rude to tell people about celebrities intimate life, even if it’s with you. He didn’t mention anything about keeping it secret, but it would do a lot of harm to freely go around saying that he likes having sex with fans. It would ruin his privacy completely. At least from your part, you can guarantee no one’s ever gonna find out.
True to your word, you sent him your location an hour before the time you arranged and he called you, yes. HE CALLED YOU at 9:30p.m. on the dot to tell you he was outside and it took you a second to process the call, so much that you couldn’t voice anything more than an “Okay”… that basically ruined your super confident text attitude, and this was over the phone, would you even be able to get inside his car? The nervousness really hit you like a truck the second you hung up the phone, and your roomate noticed, but she didn’t say anything.
After taking a few deep breaths and counting to ten trying to calm yourself down, you get your purse and walk down the hallway and the stairs of the dorms and by the time you get to the main door, your legs are shaking like crazy and your palms are a little sweaty, so you gotta calm down again and remind yourself that this man is just a regular human being and that nothing has to happen if you don’t want to. And just like with tequila shots, you stop thinking and just go for it.
As soon as you see the car, you walk confidently towards it, and as he rolls down the window you can see it really is him, but you don’t let his face tear your confidence down, so you slightly smile and get in the car, it’s an extremely fancy car and you’re sure you’ve never set foot in anything this luxurious, honestly there’s no doubt that the seat your ass is resting on right now could easily be worth your entire college tuition and student loans. Okay, maybe that is an exageration, but it sure looks expensive.
“Hey, nice to finally meet you in person… I’m Tom!” he smiles in a polite and friendly matter, and you can see there’s a hint of nervousness in his smile aswell and that eases you a little because it confirms that he’s just as normal as you are.
“I’m (Y/N), pleasure to meet you. Thank you for agreeing to do this. I know it’s super weird and all, and I was definetely not expecting this outcome when I sent that message last night, but I’m grateful regardless…” you’re rambling, but he doesn’t seem to mind, he looks amused even. When you finally stop talking he drives away and you fall into a slightly uncomfortable silence, until he turns the music on and you recognize the song so you start humming along, and he joins, but other than that, there’s not much talking on the way to the apartment he’s staying at temporarily right now.
The place looks expensive, but it’s also very simply decored, it does look a temporary thing, but it also looks like a place where a single chaotic youn man exploded, so there’s empty beer bottles here and there, clothes literally everywhere and dirty dishes in the sink… but it does smell like cologne, very manly aswell… being at his place sets a whole new level of anxiety, because this is just so intimate. You’re inside his little world, his safe space, and even if it’s just for a brief moment you’re just happy that he agreed to do this with you.
“Do you want anything to drink? I have wine, beer and a spare champagne bottle from the other night… or just water. Please make yourself comfortable, sorry about the mess, I really don’t like cleaning.”
“That’s alright… you should see my dorm during finals week, that’s a whole other level of messy, haha… and wine would be great, thanks.” You’re slowly calming down and trying no to overthink about what’s about to happen and forget about the reputation of the man you’re doing it with, because the fact that he’s famous doesn’t mean he’s less human and maybe glorifying him for his job is a little rude from you. So you sit down in the couch, right next to a thrown blue hoodie, hold on a second… this is the one from Spider-Man: Homecoming, the one with the emblem of the highschool, shit, this is a historical piece of clothing for the cinematic world and you’re sitting right next to it. Shit, there goes all the progress you had made in the last fifteen minutes.
When he comes back with two glasses of wine in one hand and the bottle in the other one, you help him put down the stuff safely because he looks so stressed carrying the things and it is a small funny moment, before he sits down right beside you and it becomes impossible to get your words to come out of your mouth. So he takes the lead.
“Listen, I don’t want you to think I’m some sort of predator, okay? I don’t know why I agreed to do this, but it was not to take advantage of you, so if at any point you feel uncomfortable and you don’t wanna do this anymore, you can just tell me and we’ll call this off, okay.” He puts his hand on you knee to reassure you and it does make you feel better, and you relax into your seat  and just nod a little before speaking.
“Thank you” And it comes out like you’re breathing out in relief, and that’s when he leans in to kiss you and you take a deep breath before corresponding and taking the last step to seal your lips together.
Your mind just goes blank and you forget what you were nervous about in the first place, kissing Tom is not that much different than kissing any other guy, except for the fact that his lips are softer than most guys’, but this one does have to take care of himself, it is literally part of his job and it should not be that surprising that a guy takes basic care for his appearance, but it is nice.
[…]
The kiss moves in a nice rythm and his hands start sliding from your knee to your waist and he pulls you closer to him and your hands find their courage and go to the back of his neck and so you’re also pulling him in, and all you want is to have him closer, as close as you can possibly have him, and when his hand moves down to your ass, you take that as the perfect moment to throw your leg over so you can straddle him and now both of Tom’s hands are on your ass and you grab onto his shoulders for leverage, and just because you need to breathe in properly, you let your lips disconnect and you see him beneath you.
His hand comes up to move your hair out of your face and you stare at each others eyes for a second and it doesn’t feel overwhelming anymore, so you smile at him for a brief moment, but being apart from his lips feels terrible right now so you lean back in and his hand is in your head and he’s pushing you closer to him, and your hands just slide down to his chest, you play with the chain he has on for a second and he smiles into the kiss, but then you move your attention to the buttons of his shirt and start undoing them.
You take your lips to his neck and he becomes super responsive, you find his sensitive spot quite quickly and he moves you closer to him so you feel his lenght rubbing against your core and it makes you go undo the buttons faster, before you know it he’s taking the shirt off and throwing it to the floor, when his hands are free, he takes advantage and lifts your blouse and you put your arms up to give him easy access. You’re glad you rush bought that set of nice underwear, because Tom’s eyes visibly fill with lust at the sight of the barely there lacy piece covering your breasts.
He touches your chest ever so lightly it gives you goosebumps, he traces a path to your breasts but he stops right before getting to them “Can I?” he whispers, looking straight into your eyes, and there’s something so sexy about him seeking your explicit consent, it makes your panties a little wetter, you nod lightly and he goes ahead, tracing the shape of your breasts with his fingers, like he wants to get familiar with them, he takes one of your nipples between his fingers and applies a little preasure on it, and then on the other one, he’s taking his sweet time before cupping them and pressing his lips in the space between them, and your hands respond to that by taking his hair and pulling lightly and he moans into your skin and it makes you shiver.
He keeps leaving wet kisses on your nipples and sucking on sensitive spots and you can swear it will leave marks, but who cares, you’re just over the moon with everything that’s happening and you just want more and more. He takes one hand to your ass again and he holds it tightly, using the other hand he slides to the edge of the couch and just like it’s nothing heavier than an empty box, he stands up, and you gasp because frankly you were not expecting it, he laughs a little and gives you a reassuring smile.
“I just thought we’ll be more comfortable in my room.”
“Okay, then.” You find it so odd that he’s so unbothered while carrying your full weight, like you’re not exactly the lightest woman in the world, but you won’t deny that being so close and personal to his biceps like this, it’s something you could get used to.
He takes you up the stairs, and along the corridor, once you reach the door, he turns the knob but decides to kick the door rather than opening it like a normal person, but you can’t complain because every moves looks hotter than the previous, and when he lays you down on his bed and stays hovering above you, you just can’t handle it and you kiss him again, your legs hug around his bum to bring him closer where you need him and he takes the hint, he pushes your skirt to your stomach and before he does anything else, his seeks your consent “Is this okay?” he asks, “Yes.” you say loud and clear and he rubs his fingers on your core, and it feels good, but your panties feel like a concrete wall, you just need to feel his fingers, his everything all over your body, so you arch your back and unzip the skirt and he pulls it down and throws it to a corner of the room.
He takes a second to look at you in just your underwear and you feel exposed, but he’s looking at you like you’re some sort of Goddess, he kicks his shoes off and goes to undo the button of his jeans, and it looks so slow and you need him now but you watch him and when he slides down the jeans and you can make out the shape of his member. You feel a little overwhelmed with the view in front of you, and you take a moment to take it all in. His face is crowned by (now) very messy curls, his eyes that used to be brown are practically pitch black by both the dim lighting and lust, there’s freckles all over his nose and cheeks, but they’re barely noticeable, his jawline is the most defined you’ve ever been near to, but even though there are a lot of strong features in his face, he looks almost childish and innocent… until you drop your eyes to his chest, that is.
Every single muscle in his chest has some sort of definition, he’s not as ripped as in the movies, but then again, he’s not super dehydrated and over exercised right now, and he still looks more muscular than any guy you know, his abs are defined, there’s a visible V marking the path from his hips to his member and it is stupidly making your mouth water. He has black Calvin Kleins still on, but that’s the last piece of clothing he has on, and the anticipation is killing you.
He takes you by the ankles an pulls you closer to the edge of the bed and he spreads your legs open and gives you a devilish smile before leaning back in to give you a quick yet intense kiss on the lips and he slides down to your neck and chest again, but he keeps making his way down your body towards your bellybutton and it gives you goosebumps everytime he gives you even a peck or a light touch, you’re shivering with every touch.
“Relax, love… if you want me to stop you can just say it, okay?” He says looking up at you and you nod, you breathe in to calm your nerves down, he waits for you, when you’re finally ready you nod at him again, he gives your waist a light squeeze, smiles at you and places a kiss to your stomach and keeps kissing you lower, until one of his hands goes to your thigh while the other teases the waistband of your panties, hooking one finger on it, he starts pulling it down painfully slowly, you lift your bum to make it easier for your panties to leave your body, once Tom strecthes them to throw them to some part of the room, you sit up to take off your bra and he looks intently at you while you do it, so you smile and lock your eyes to his just to make it more interesting, and you also take your sweet time unclasping the clips, and Tom starts to get impatient, you can see it in his smile, but you enjoy playing with him so even when you do unclasp both clips, you keep the piece on and he puts his hands on his hair in exasperation and you just laugh, enjoying this small moment of being the one in charge, but you give in and take the lacy bra off and throw it to him, he catches it and throws it to the side.
You’re completely naked in his bed and he’s taking the view in. “You’re very beautiful, you know?” he says and you feel the blush creep up to your cheeks, but you smile and thank him regardless, he smiles back and leans back down, he kisses one of your thighs and then the other one, before he does anything else he looks up at you, once again looking for any signs of hesitation “Are you sure you want this?” he asks from his position and when you nod, he dives in.
He presses a light kiss into your folds and you immediately feel electricity emmiting from your core. Needless to say it’s your first time recieving an oral, every sensation is new, you can’t even tell if he’s good at this or not, but for you, it feels like the best sensation in the world, his tongue dances over your clit and you just grasp the sheets for dear life and when he sucks on it you swear you could come right there, but you manage to hold it for a little longer and he keeps going, it doesn’t take long for him to introduce one finger inside, the moan you let out is just obscene and he seems to love it, because he moans too but the vibrations that it sent to your clit make you lose it and you come yelling his name like your life depends on it and he guides you through your first orgasm of the night with his mouth and finger still pumping in and out.
“You’re dripping wet, you know that?” He tells you once you’ve calmed down and have regained your ability to function like a human being, you smile at him, trying to speak, but that function has not come back yet. He kisses you in the mouth and you can taste yourself in his mouth, you start relaxing into the kiss, and he starts tracing gentle circles on the skin of your stomach and you turn your body so can be face to face and your leg happens to feel his dick, and it feels impossibly hard, so you try to relieve the pressure by stroking it with your hand, but when you get your hand down his waistband, Tom stops you “If you touch me now, I’ll be the biggest dissapointment of your life.”
“You forget that I’m a virgin… I have nothing to compare you to.”
“Still… I’ve got my pride.” he finishes as he gets up and rumbles in a drawer of his nightstand, he finds the condom and shows it to you. “Do you want to do this?”
You take a deep breath, there’s nothing you want more than do it right now, but it sure makes you nervous, still you give him verbal consent “Yes, I do.”
That’s all he needs, he stands up completely and takes his underwear off, it happens quite fast, but you do get to apreciate his dick in full exposure, not that you’d know, but it sure looks like it’s gonna be hard to fit that inside of you, and you panic a little and Tom notices and chuckles while he slides the condom on, “It’s gonna be alright, I’ll make sure of it.”
He crawls back to the bed and hovers above you, his hand go to your core again and he slowly introduces one finger into you and starts pumping in and out slowly, he stays looking in your eyes, watching your every reaction, you’re moaning slightly, when he notices that you’ve gotten used to the sensation, he adds another digit and the pressure feels uncomfortable, but he notices so he waits for you to get used to the feeling before he starts pumping it, you bite your lip as you enjoy his movements, moans coming out of your mouth to the rythm of his fingers, when he starts stretching you by doing scissor motions with his fingers, the feeling increases and it is a lot more intense so you hold onto his arm, he’s still looking at you, wanting to be sure that you’re okay and staying alert to see any signs of discomfort in you, but you like it so much.
He takes his fingers out and the emptiness is just overwhelming, but when you see that he’s trying to align himself to your entry, you relax and stress at the same time. This is real. It’s gonna happen. Actually it’s happening at this moment. He looks at you again and lifts his eyebrows in question, you nod lightly and you hold on to his forearm and his neck in preparation. He pushes slowly in, it hurts a little but it’s not that bad, Tom sees you wincing and stops, waiting for you to get used to the new feeling, when you do, he keeps pushing a little. The rythm goes like that until he’s fully in.
You can see he’s having a hard time trying not to hurt you, it’s clear that he just wants to go for it, but you’re grateful he’s containing himself while you get used to the feeling of being so full right now, when you’re ready, you nod at him and he pulls slightly out, waits for you, and pushes back in. The rythm is slow at first for you to get used to it. At first it feels like too much, but the more he thrusts into you, it starts being not enough.
His grunts and moans sound heavinly to your ears, and whenever you are brave enough to just open your eyes and see him, his face is just so beautiful, he has a frown in his face out of concentration and self control, you’re admiring him when he opens his eyes and they meet yours, it’s such an intimate moment, it makes you blush a little bit, you caress his cheek and hair, interlocking your fingers in his curly locks, he lets out a soft moan in pleasure.
The pace gets faster and stronger and you’re getting closer to your high with every thrust, he’s hitting a point inside of you that you didn’t even know existed and it’s a whole new level of pleasure, it’s even making you feel like the world is spinning, you grab onto his back and scratch as you try to keep it together, he moans loudly and stops and pulls out suddenly.
“Get on all fours for me, love.” he tells you and you comply, he pulls you closer to the edge of the bed so he can fuck you while standing up off the bed, you try to arch your back to give him better access, he slides in easier now, and the sensation changes completely, he’s hitting another point that feels even better in this angle, the pleasure doesn’t let you stay stable and your arms can’t keep you up, so you press your face to a pillow and you can’t stop moaning his name, your high creeping up from your stomach once again.
“T- Tom… I think I’m gonna…”
“Wait for me, darling, I’m right there with you.”
His thrusts become sloppy and arythmic, he goes faster, his grunts louder with each thrust, your names falls from his mouth a lot more now, and his is the only word you can say at this point. You come first with an incredibly loud moan of his name. The feeling of you reaching your orgasm around his dick is enough to send him over the edge too, your name being dropped with a loud grunt, he squeezes your breast and rests his head on your back when he comes down from his high, both of you panting. You stay like that for a moment, but then Tom pulls out and goes to the bathroom to dispose of the condom.
[…]
You lay in the bed completely naked, but you do feel more exposed now that the moment’s over, so you cover up with a pillow and think about what just happened, relishing on how good it was, you figure this was the best idea you’ve had in a while, even if the most ridiculous but it worked out pretty well.
Tom comes back soon after and hands you a water bottle (because he apparently just keeps water bottles in his bathroom), you thank him and he lays in the bed with you. “How was that?” he asks you in some worried matter, like his whole career depended on your answer, you look at him and smile at him like he’s crazy, you had two orgasms, isn’t that enough proof that you liked it? when the anxiety becomes aparent in his face, you give him the verbal confirmation. “Of course I did, wasn’t it obvious?” you say while trying to hide your face, he takes your arms to stop you from doing so.
“Y/N! Don’t hide! It was actually really good for me too, and I’m happy you had a good first time, it’s cool.”
You smile at him bigger now, getting more comfortable now, and he leans to leave a kiss on your forehead, and you lay there just chilling for a while. Checking the clock in Tom’s bedside table you realize it’s almost 2 in the morning, you haven’t talked about this, but you think it’s not a good idea to stay the night, maybe he has things to do tomorrow, and you do have a class at 9, so you start to get up to recolect your clothes.
“Where are you going?” Tom asks in a whiny tone, he was right about to fall asleep before you got up.
“I think it’s time for me to leave, it’s quite late and I’ve got class tomorrow.” you reply with a slightly sad tone, just for the drama.
“You don’t have to go. There’s no way I’m letting you take an uber and I’m too lazy to get up and drive you… so stay, I promise I’ll take you to your front door tomorrow morning, alright?” also, he gives you mad puppy eyes to convince you, but you still move around the room trying to find your underwear, just to not be naked anymore.
“Okay, just let me put some clothes back on, cause this is weird.”
“Can you throw me my underwear, please?”
“Yeah, just let me try and find them.” You throw them at him once you find them among the mess and they land straight in his face, you just gotta laugh at it and he just rolls his eyes at you and puts the thing on jokingly bitching about you being rude to him and you just laugh at him while you walk back to the bed.
At some point, Tom goes to retrieve your clothes and the wine from the living room while you just scroll through your phone absent mindedly, you half read the tweets and just ignore the instagram posts you see until he gets back and gives you your barely touched glass of wine and lays back down next to you.
You stay there for a while just talking and drinking, actually getting to know each other, you tell him about your major in college, how hard it gets sometimes, and you even tell him about why you had never had sex before. He tells you about his work, his family, the things he wants to do next… he does tell you a little tiny spoiler of the future of Marvel, which you had to swear you wouldn’t reveal to anyone ever and it would be a secret you take to your graveyard. It’s a nice pillow talk, you’re laying in the bed, facing each other, his hand is lazily resting on your waist, yours playing with the chain on his neck. This is likely even more intimate than the sex itself, and it’s nice.
When you do finally fall asleep, is in that position. Wine bottle completely empty in the floor, clothes laying around, only sound in the room being the light snores of Tom and heavy sleep breathing. You’re extremely comfortable and relaxed, long forgotten how nervous you were before this happened. You could get used to this.
Your slumber is ruined when the alarm goes off at half 7 in the morning, you feel tired, but you get your clothes back on anyway, Tom takes a little longer to fully wake up, but he keeps his promise and throws a pair of sweatpants and a white shirt, he also throws a hat on just to not deal with his morning/sex hair, for the same reason, you also just put your hair in a messy bun.
He actually parks the car and walks you back to your dorm, it’s quite early, but there is some people around the hallways anyways and it makes you a bit anxious thinking you might get him in trouble if he does get recognized, but he seems relaxed and unbothered about it anyway.
“I had a lot of fun. It was really nice to get to know you… call me up if you ever want to do this again, okay?” he tells you with his hands stuck in his pockets, it makes you smile how cute he looks.
“Thank you, Tom. I really enjoyed it… thanks for not being weird about this whole thing.”
“That’s alright. Okay, take care and don’t be a stranger, okay?”
“Okay.” He gives you a last kiss on the cheek before you get inside your dorm to get ready for class, and he goes back home, and that is it.
Months go by without you ever talking to or about Tom, you just assumed that was the end of everything you lived with him and it is a lovely and super hot thing to remember, but there's nothing more to it.
Bing
Your phone goes off in the middle of the night. You were studying, so you weren't talking to anyone. As you check the notification, you freeze just like you did the first time you saw his name on your screen.
"Hey! I'm in your town! What are you up to?"
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endoftheworldpaul · 5 years ago
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It's still technically Wednesday for me so looks like we got another close call update!
@dbhrarepairs Here's my submission for day 3, wrong blind date.
Both Convin and Elijah/Leo bc I shouldn't brainstorm when I'm tired.
If you would rather read on AO3, you can click here!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20611682 
Again, I apologize, but I'm having serious troubles with getting the read more break in here if anyone has tips I'm willing to listen Google isn't helping.
EDIT: I FIGURED IT OUT. Well, really, I just went on my laptop bc mobile, for all its benefits for my schedule, is super confusing when it wants to be.
Usually, Nines is rather reliable. Always prepared, always punctual, always one step ahead of everyone else. 
Just not this week. Finals week had, as always, was hellish for most students. Even Nines felt some of the end of the year panic. And by some, it was more along the lines of going into an over-studying craze. 
One problem that accompanies what his close friends have dubbed The Dark Ages is that he takes on too many extra projects in a failing attempt to distract himself. 
One such project is promising four very confused and stressed friends to set them up on blind dates. Four friends that, he decided, needed something new to distract from the stresses of life. 
Friend number one—Gavin Reed, a police officer closing in on his second year out of police academy—was the one who unintentionally gave Nines the idea to play matchmaker. 
On a cold Friday evening, their weekly "chill day," Gavin was complaining about his coworkers, as usual. 
"So, there's this new guy, a transfer from Dearborn, who is so fuckin' annoying. Dude spends his entire fucking break, I shit you not, to gush about his wife. Just got married. Who cares? Lotsa people get married, why should it be such a big deal? So I say to him, "Why don't you spend less time rambling on about the missus, and more time solving fucking crimes?" And the asshole has the gall to tell me that I'd change my mind if I could keep someone around for more than a week! What a dick right?" 
While Nines loved spending time with Gavin, he made conversations interesting and he was honest, he got into moods and would, for lack of a better word, be a huge bitch about things he didn't agree with. 
Nines shot a glance towards Gavin, taking in his position sprawled out on Nines' couch, one leg dangling off the edge, fiddling with his phone. "I suppose the only option would be to prove him wrong then. Show that you can 'keep someone around for more than a week' and rub it in his face, good ol' Gavin Reed style." He scowled, "But who would be this mystery date?"
Gavin looked up from his phone, shooting Nines a confused glance. "Well, I 'spose it could be one of those friends of yours. You've got like a million, it can't be that hard to find someone who'll like me. Even if I am kind of a dick!"
Nines hummed in confirmation, mentally creating a list of potential dates for Gavin. He had a lot of pros and cons lists to make. 
Friend number two—Connor Stern, a newer acquaintance of his—was the catalyst for the second half of what would eventually turn into Nines' biggest embarrassment. 
Connor had been more forthright with his date searching. On one of their shopping trips, devised when they found out they both lived at the same apartment complex as well as frequently shopped at the same local grocery store, he had suddenly enquired as to whether or not Nines could find someone he could go on a date with. 
"I suppose, since it's been so long that I've tried dating, that I should consider pursuing romantic relationships. Now that I am about to graduate from the academy, I have more time to do so. So you have anyone in mind whom you think I could form a serious connection with, whether it be more friendly or more romantic?" 
At first, Nines was a little surprised. But he quickly overcame that because a wave of excitement washed over him. Since he began planning a blind date for Gavin three days prior, Nines had closely analyzed the personalities of all of his companions. In doing so, he had gotten closer to narrowing down who Gavin's date would be. To find Connor a potential date, all he would have to do is make minor adjustments to his list of complementary personality traits and hobbies. 
He gave Connor a small smile in confirmation. "I think I can come up with a person or two."
After narrowing down his list of potentials for Connor, he had to ask friends if they would be available in the set few days Connor had confirmed he would be free. 
Option one, a close friend and classmate, North Dufay, stated that she had to take over for a friend who was on vacation at the taekwondo studio she worked at. 
Option two, local street artist Markus Manfred, was also unavailable. His father was accompanying him to an art gallery showing in Paris, where both artists would present new works. 
That left one person. The third friend roped into Nines' disaster of a plan, Elijah Kamski, genius and programmer, and massive introvert. It had been at least three years, half of the time Nines has known him, since he had even attempted to socialize with anyone outside of his immediate friend group. Jumping from one project to the next, he had a habit of ignoring any of Nines' attempts at getting him to redirect his attention elsewhere and relax. Nines hoped that, by introducing him to someone new who would match his wit and appreciate his devotion to his goals, it would encourage him to pursue other minor hobbies and allow him to de-stress. 
Connor, who was sarcastic and determined, seemed like a perfect match. 
Finding Gavin a date took a little more thinking than it did for Connor; he had a less approachable personality. Grumpy and irritable, many of Nines' friends would be unable to withstand sharp jabs and brutal honesty long enough to get to see his protectiveness and ambition. 
North might've been a good option, but she had prior engagements. Tina might've gotten along well with Gavin, but they had dated in high school and agreed that being friends was better for both of them. At first, Chloe seemed like she might be a good match, but she had recently come out as aromantic and asexual, so Nines ruled her out. 
The only option left was the chaotic ball of energy that was Leo Manfred, Markus' half brother. When he was younger, Leo had been in a bad situation, but finding supportive friends and a good therapist that encouraged him to redirect his anger to something more productive had helped him find a purpose in life, create goals. 
Now a full time student, well on his way to becoming a psychologist, he was likely to enjoy Gavin's sass and dorky jokes. 
People paired up, all Nines had to do was organize the details of the dates. For Connor and Elijah, he decided that a less crowded, but not isolated café just off of the main streets would be perfect. Or, was that where he had planned Gavin and Leo's date? No, he was mostly sure that he had made reservations for them at a local restaurant by Gavin and Tina's shared apartment. He didn't have time to worry about it at the moment; he had a final to study for. 
Connor had the feeling that something was going to go wrong. Nines hadn't told him his date's name to prevent him from looking him up on social media platforms and form any opinions on him before their actual date. He was just told that his date was about average height, with dark hair, often wore glasses, and had horrible posture. 
So of course, when someone matching that exact description walked through the door six and a half minutes after their scheduled meet up time, he hesitantly waved. 
The man, indeed wearing glasses, seemed slightly out of breath. He hadn't seemed to try to dress up, dressed in a faded gray, long sleeved sweater and wrinkled blue jeans. 
Flopping down into the chair across from Connor, his date sighed, stuck a hand out to shake, and blurted out "I'm so sorry I'm late! My roommate let my cat outside accidentally and I had to chase her down the street so that I could get her home and by the time I did, I had lime fifteen minutes max, and I still had to shower and stuff and then i realized that my dryer broke in the middle of this last load so most of my clothes are either soaked or horribly wrinkled and I couldn't find a shirt that made my eyes look really good and I forgot to put my contacts in and… yeah. I'm so fuckin' sorry, I wanted to try to impress you but I'm doing a kind of shit job at that huh?" 
Connor blinked a few times, trying to absorb the story his date, who still had yet to introduce himself, threw at him. He tried to smile reassuringly, and shook the still outstretched hand. "Well that seems like a horrible afternoon. It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Connor. You're also a friend of Nines' then I suppose?" 
"Oh yeah! Yeah I am. Uh, I'm Gavin. It's nice to meet you." Gavin shifted in his seat. "Sorry again for being late. It really isn't normal for me, I swear." 
"Well it happens every one in a while. It's sweet that you care about your cat so much that you would go out of your way to looking for her like that. What's her name, if you don't mind me asking?"
Gavin gasped and frantically pulled his phone out, unlocking it. "Her name is Dana and she's a menace! Look, she's so fluffy!" He shoved his phone at Connor, who takes in the fluffy black mass, staring up at him through the photo. Her bright green eyes reflect a tiny image of Gavin, holding his phone to take the photo and squinting in concentration. Cute.
Connor smiles. "Well, that is the most gorgeous menace I've ever seen. She looks so soft." 
"Oh she is. If I don't brush her every day, she gets violent." Connor snorts. "Ha, yeah it's funnier when you're not on the receiving end of her tiny little dagger-teeth. I should probably stop gushing about my cat; you'll think I'm crazy soon! So, uh, how did Nines describe me? Because he described you as, and I quote, a kind of tall, dark haired twink with a nice smile." 
Connor chuckled. "It seems like the stress is really getting to him if he could only describe me as a twink with a nice smile. He was a lot more bland when describing you. He said you're average height, with glasses and dark hair and a horrible posture. Which, I mean, at least he's been pretty accurate with his descriptions, even if they do seem rushed." 
Humming in agreement, Gavin asked, "Hey, what do you do? You got a job or you studying or what?" 
"Oh I'm currently in the police academy. I wanna be a lieutenant someday." 
Gavin wiggled in his seat. "Oh shit, I'm a cop too! I escaped the academy two years ago." 
"Really? Oh that's amazing! Maybe we'll get to work together on cases. It would be nice to have made a friend or something when I graduate from the academy. So what do you do now? What's it like, being a serious police officer like that?"
They continued chatting for the next two hours, occasionally buying each other snacks and drinks. Connor was hesitant to end the date, suggesting they walk to the park or go watch a movie. 
They spent most of the afternoon together, before Gavin offered to walk Connor home. Standing on the sidewalk by the front doors, Gavin slowly took hold of Connor's hands and stood on his toes to kiss Connor's nose. 
"I had a lot of fun, I'd love to see you again" Gavin murmured. 
A blush crept up Connor's cheeks. "Well it's a good thing I'm free next Saturday, because I do too." 
"Oh, well that's good." Gavin sighed. "I'm gonna hafta leave soon, or else Dana'll throw a fit. I'll see you Saturday okay? Is seven good? I got a half brother who can hook me up with some fancy reservations if you'd like."
Connor squeezed Gavin's hand before hesitantly letting go. "Sounds like a date. I can't wait. Goodbye Gavin." 
"G'bye."
Elijah was hesitant to go on Nines' blind date. In a hurry, he only said that his date was a smart kid, a couple years younger than Elijah himself, with dark brown, curly hair. 
He didn't want the guy to think too highly of him or else he might want to schedule another date, and Elijah didn't have time for that. So, he decided to show up "accidentally" almost half an hour late. Pushing the café door open, his gaze immediately landed on a grumpy looking guy, maybe twenty-ish, who was slumped over his phone in a booth in the far back. 
Shambling over to the grumpy kid, he asked "Are you Nines' friend? I'm here for the blind date."
Grumpy guy glanced up at him, grumbling a "Yeah that's me. You a little late there dude."
Slouching into the other side of the booth, Elijah quoted the excuse he planned out. "I'm sorry. My car wouldn't start, so I had to get a ride from a friend. Maybe I can buy you like a coffee or a sandwich to make up for it?"
"Well, you don't have to bribe me. If you're offering though, maybe a blueberry muffin and a caramel macchiato. And also a name?" 
Elijah raised his eyebrows. This kid was more blunt than he was expecting. It was… nice. "Hmm I suppose that it makes sense to give you my name. Elijah." He paused. "Kamski." Some people knew who he was. It wasn't that surprising for a programmer as young as he is to catch the attention of mainstream media if they're successful, which he was. 
"Leo. Manfred." Manfred, Manfred. Why did that name sound so familiar? "Are you gonna get my stuff or were you lying about that part?" 
If he had wanted to make a better impression, he might've actually laughed at that. Instead, all he did was not and stand up, heading toward the counter. As he was walking, he glanced around the café, observing a small family, a couple teenagers working on homework, and Gavin? On a date. Hmm. That's something to tease him about later. 
Returning to the table, he expected Leo to still be on his phone, but instead he was casually observing him. Might as well pass the time by talking. That usually pushes people away pretty fast. "You have a job? Studying?" 
Munching on his muffin, Leo hummed. "Mhm. Psychology." Maybe this kid is smart. "Don't worry though, I promise I only psychoanalyze on the second date." Oh. He's actually funny. Maybe this won't be as bad as he thought. 
Elijah allowed himself to smile a little at that. "Well, well, well, looks like I have something to look forward to." Elijah what are you doing? Did you just insinuate that you would like to go on a second date with this guy? 
Leo chuckles and sets his muffin back down on its plate. "Well you still gotta impress me first. Bribery doesn't work with everyone. If this were the second date, though, I'd have a hell of a lot to say about the lying and avoidance of revealing personal details. But, like I said, that'll have to wait 'til the second date." 
Definitely smart. More smart-ass though. That was more appealing than Elijah was expecting it to be. 
He sighed. "Well, since you caught me, I suppose I'll have to share something for the class. I'm a programmer. I'm currently working on developing AI tools that will recognise voices to activate or shut down household items, like a stove that shuts off to protect young children from lighting their homes on fire."
"That sounds pretty cool actually. Gotta babyproof the fancy smart-technology. I was expecting you to be something lame, like a very antisocial plumber or a dentist or something, but you're not that boring I guess." 
This time Elijah couldn't stop himself from laughing. Maybe, just maybe, he'll let himself enjoy this date. "'Not that boring I guess' is a compliment of the highest caliber, coming from someone as attractive as you." Why not go full flirt, if he wants this to go well. 
"Keep talking like that and I'll be swooning into your arms in no time. Seriously though, be careful, I'm starting to like you. That would be horrible, wouldn't it?" Leo raised an eyebrow.
Elijah smiled a little. "I guess it wouldn't be that bad. I think I'm starting to like you too." He snuck a piece of Leo's muffin, then hummed in delight. "That is a phenomenal muffin. You've just been hoarding it all for yourself over there? You are a cruel and unjust monster. Gimme more."
Snickering, Leo smacked Elijah's arm away from the plate. "Only nice dates who ask nicely get to share muffins." 
Elijah sighed. "Well I suppose if it's for a muffin of this quality, it will be worth it. I would like some muffin." 
Leo didn't budge. 
"...Please?" 
At this,  Leo broke off a large chunk of the muffin and handed it to Elijah. "Well, since you asked so politely, I guess I'm required to give you some now. It's good date behavior. Gotta be good if I want ya to stick around I 'spose." He smirked. Then he glanced at his watch, a rather shiny silver. "Oh shit, I gotta go. I'm house-sitting for my half-brother and I gotta feed his birds."
Elijah hesitated in saying goodbye, even as Leo rushed to clean up. Suddenly standing, he blurted out, "Maybe we can schedule that second date?" 
Leo paused, looking up at him. For a few seconds, Elijah thought he was going to decline the offer, but then he straightened his spine, smiled softly, and said, "Meet me at that Italian restaurant off of Main, next Tuesday? 6:30?" 
"It's a date. I'll see you then. I'll accompany you to your car." The both of them walked side by side, just close enough that every once in a while, their knuckles would brush up against each other. Parting with a wave, Elijah started planning what he would do to show his thanks to Nines for forcing him to do this dumb blind date thing, because it seemed that it wasn't as dumb as he originally thought.
When Nines ran into Connor in the hallway, he had to see how the date went. "So, what did you think of Elijah?"
Connor froze, turned to look at Nines, brow furrowed, and asked, "Who the fuck is Elijah?" Uh oh. 
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bzrcdragons942 · 5 years ago
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WIP Wednesday
Let me give this a shot and overcome my fear of posting my writings and ramblings. I guess I can call this a character study for my oc, Tirena Amphion. There’s the side of us we show to the world and then the real us, and I tried to do that with her. She is not sunshine and rainbows. Read more if you so choose. I spit it out as quick as possible in the name of no take-backsies.
(I’m new at the ‘keep reading’ thing and it looks weird on mobile to me. Is it not correct on mobile??)
The High Dragon of Skyhold- Thedas’ nickname for Inquisitor Tirena Amphion, a carefully crafted side of herself decades in the making.
Those never-ending nobles who visted Skyhold withered under her unsual silver and jet piercing gaze. Those who crossed her- or people she deemed her responsibility, her dragonlings- suffered through fire, torment, and brutality. Those who attempted tricks and flattery were cut to the bone by an unrivaled impatience and practical nature.
Sharp Tevinter angles, Antivan jewelry, always silver never gold, black Orlesian lace, no need for heels, the Inquisition heraldry blazing on her abdomen. Madame Vivienne flawlessly dressed Tirena for the part more than the capped canines and implanted metal claws already in place.
The Dragon lounging on her all-seeing throne quickly made its way to the Randy Dowager. Five scarves fluttered in shock and breathless anticipation out of five. But for the prisoner facing judgement in the Great Hall, it was staring down a toothy maw and praying for the fierce death they would have- no, should have- recieved on the battlefield.
The Dragon cast a long shadow. Such an intimidating show of strength, of harnessed chaotic power, of instilling fear. A persona presented with ease because everyone expected nothing less of the Tevene arcane warrior, the blood mage, who rose to power.
No one challenged the Dragon, so it was easy to hide her defects… and the Spider.
Impossibly small. Equally dangerous. Hidden and hiding in layers and layers of silk. Scurrying from strand to strand. The Spider investigated every breath of win, any triggered trap, plucked string, or movement in its mass of complex tunnels and webs.
So much to do and so many ways things gloriously connected, somehow and in unexpected ways. A perfect representation of how Tirena’s jumpy and unfocused mind worked after loosing it to a dreadnought attack, then banishment by her father’s hand.
But the Spider is fragile… She’s fragile underneath it all. For all the gossip and rumor of Skyhold’s Dragon ever on guard and protecting the Inquisiton and Thedas itself, it protects her most of all.
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 You really do. ^^ I always look forward to wednesdays and saturdays. Some of the questions you ask are things I never considered and have been really fun to think about. Some of them are things I have thought entirely too much about and have been dying to ramble about, but didn’t know how to start.
 I’m excited to be exploring it too, particularly since two of the characters there are directly involved in creating these legacies and are now facing the consequences, both good and bad, of those adventures they went on all those years ago. It also gives me faces to put to those legacies, an opportunity to not only explore the broader implications, but also the personal weight of those choices they made. (The opportunities of angst is already making me grin evilly at random times, and I think my cat is beginning to get concerned XD)
 lol, I’m not so sure you actually want my brain ^^’ It’s chaotic and ill behaved at the best of times, which is why I have so many unfinished WIPs that get sporadically worked on XD That being said, I am always open to questions about how I work on writing things, so if you want to see how my chaotic and ill behaved mind does something, you are free to pick my brain at anytime. Seriously, if you ever have more questions about how I do, or did, anything, feel free to ask.
 As for the things I consider and address in my stories, I think a lot of it just kind of comes up from me following the threads I find the most interesting in the story and then following the logical threads of cause and effect created by those to get a subplot out of it. It’s basically a mini version of my plotting method, and I end up doing it a lot to deal with subplots/side characters randomly showing up that I hadn’t planned for.
 What brought about me thinking so much about the guilds and their reputations was a combination of me considering the character arcs of The Time Keeper and Wuyndulin and what kind of guild rules The Dawn Isle Guild would have. Then, I considered Merle’s hate of The Howling Ice Guild and there was a bit of exposition in The Mentor’s chapters that made it all click into place and gave me the thread I wanted to follow, if that makes sense?
Happy WBW! About Shackles of time - how did such big legends and epic fights influence the culture of the world? How are guilds and adventurers/heroes viewed by the public? @writingonesdreams
And a happy world building wednesday to you as well ^^ It's always good to hear from you.
I get into this a bit in chapters 5 and 6, The Mentors chapters, but it's much more complex and runs deeper than what was presented. You've seen part of it too, with Arlen's fan-boying over Wyndulin and The Time Keeper and Merle's deep seated hatred of The Howling Ice guild.
My answer kind of turned into a long ramble, so I'm going to put it under a read more. I hope your chair is comfy, it's a bit of a read ^^
I haven't completely worked out how the last generations' major quests have shaped the current culture, as I haven't thought of them all yet, though I have been thinking about it more and more recently since I realized that it's going to come up more and more as our little trio gets further and further from the guild and out into the world.
There's a lot of the culture that's been shifted just within the careers of The Time Keeper, Wyndulin, and their former party members alone. Just their discoveries within the lost cities for example, have brought back old technologies and magics that hadn't been seen in many generations, and started up a number of industries in cities near the lost cities.
Their fight with the Mad God, I believe might have started to change people's relationships with their religions, though I haven't yet decided to what extent and I imagine that it varies. Still, if you think about the implications of a team of mortals ganging up and sealing away a god, I imagine the entire quest would have proved two things: Gods in that world weren't infallible. They could be corrupted, and defeated. And there's no way something like can happen without a lot of fallout, particularly among the temples.
And these are just two examples of what one party in a famous generation of adventurers did. I imagine as we start getting into inter-guild politics and meeting the other guilds, I'll be exploring what their older members have done and how it affected their parts of the world. I also imagine as we see more of Wyndulin, Cassandra, and The Time Keeper, we'll learn more about the deeds they did and how they changed things. (I'm thinking of following multiple threads. So one arc might be a quest that the main trio does and then there might be a mini arc that follows what's going on with other members of the guild just so I can explore these kinds of things more thoroughly.)
Now, the second part of your question I have more insight on, and it was a rabbit hole I fell much, much deeper into than I had originally intended XD But it was an important rabbit hole.
Guilds and Adventurers have a kind of dual reputation. On one hand, you have those heroes who are idolized like celebrities. They are known for saving people, going on grand adventures, doing things no one else was brave enough to do. From the defeat of the Mad God to the driving out of the malicious dragons, their stories are told and retold around hearths across the land.
This has it's own set of problems, of course. There's no shortage of people trying to become the next Time Keeper or the next Frostblade. The problem with this comes that stories tend to glorify adventuring, and many of these young people do, unfortunately, find themselves quickly in over their heads, not having the training they needed to fight or survive in the wilderness alone in harsh conditions. Many of them do die. Many of them simply quit. A few of them do, however, become adventurers and continue the legacy their idols started.
These legacies are not all good, however. There are many shady adventurers mixed in with those who genuinely wish to do good. And some who wish to do good, but go about it in all of the wrong ways. They cause many, many problems for the common people ranging from simple property damage to... the more sinister and detestable. Some even actively work with the bandits and cults and whatnot that they were hired to drive out. There are others who just accept any high paying job regardless of the moral implications of them. And I'm sure there's other shady business going on that I haven't even thought of, yet. As a result, there are many communities that are wary of adventurers.
There's also a growing elitist attitude among the guilds since the battle with the Mad God, the dragons, and the other epic quests of old that inflated many egos and reputations, which is causing all kinds of problems from inter-guild fighting, infighting within the guilds, and them getting uppity with people of pretty much any other profession, to bigger problems I don't think they realize they're causing for themselves, yet. I think I've hinted at this part of things a bit from Merle's pov from time to time when she thinks about The Howling Ice guild.
Thanks for dropping in! I always look forward to seeing what questions you come up with for wbw and sts, and had a ton of fun talking about this.
As I said, I'll be exploring all of this more in the writing, and there's a lot of factors I'm still considering and weighing in my mind as well as things that will probably just randomly pop up as I write. This is just the basics of what's kind of floating around in my head right now and will be kind of the framework for those future explorations. There's already pieces of it showing up in the story, and I think these subjects will end up becoming a major part of The Shackles of Time as a whole. Exploring both the positives and negatives of it all.
I hope you have a lovely day/evening.
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sandrabrass73-blog · 5 years ago
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WWE’s Becky Lynch: Ronda Rousey ‘Throws A Little Hissy Fit’ When Beat
By Chuck Carroll
(CBS Los Angeles/CBS Local) — What’s it like to be Becky Lynch? In a word: chaotic.
Carrying the literal and figurative weight of being both the RAW and SmackDown Women’s Champion is not for the weak of heart. Although Becky “Two Belts” has double the glory of others in the WWE locker room, she also has double the commitments and half the downtime.
Since defeating Ronda Rousey and Charlotte Flair at WrestleMania 35 to become the first woman to simultaneously hold championships on both brands, her typical weekly schedule looks something like this.
Friday: Fly out in the morning, wrestle at night, then drive six hours overnight to the next town.
Saturday: Sleep quickly and wrestle that night. Then hop back in the car for another hours-long drive.
Sunday: Sleep quickly and wrestle that night. Then it’s back in the car for yet another hours-long drive.
Monday: Sleep quickly, do media appearances, and be ready for RAW long before the 8:00 pm start time. Then, you guessed it, it’s back in the car for a fourth hours-long drive in as many nights.
Tuesday: Sleep quickly, do more media, and be ready for SmackDown long before the 8:00 pm start time. Head back to the hotel, sleep for a couple hours before catching the early flight back home to Los Angeles.
Wednesday-Thursday: Arrive home, train, pay bills, do laundry, catch up on life and spend time with friends.
Repeat.
Of course, there are the occasional trips abroad, like WWE’s upcoming two-week gallivant across Europe and major events that keep her away from home for weeks at a time and stretch an already over-taxed schedule even further.
But the WWE Superstar wouldn’t have it any other way. Unlike in her dark days in NXT, Lynch has given no thought to walking away from the exhaustive grind to pursue the law degree she once desired.
>>READ: WWE Almost Fired Becky Lynch, Now She’s Headlining WrestleMania 35
She’s having too much fun racking up the frequent flier miles to stop now. She’s living her dream, and yeah, having an abundance of catchy nicknames isn’t bad either. “Becky Two Belts,” “Double Champ,” “Champ-Champ,” and “The Man” are the newest sobriquets in her arsenal, but she’ll still answer to the old “Lass Kicker” moniker, too.
Fueled on coffee and fights, she is one of WWE’s brightest Superstars, and the company is wisely cashing in by having her pull double duty on both shows.
I had a chance to catch up with Becky just a few short hours before she would appear on RAW, where she clashed with newcomer Lacey Evans ahead of their championship meeting at the Money In The Bank pay-per-view. That’s just one of two championship matches she’ll face that night, as she will also be defending the SmackDown Women’s Championship against Charlotte Flair. Go ahead and add Becky “Double Duty” to her ever-growing list of names.
Becky Lynch (Photo Credit: WWE)
Even though you are living your dream every minute you’re at work in WWE, is there still that feeling of relief like “ahhhhhhh” when you walk through the front door and know that you have 36 or so hours at home?
Yeah, I’m always eager to go to see my people, see my friends. I try to keep my relationships as strong as possible, because this is when you need the people that are going to keep you honest the most. You know what I mean? People that make sure that you’re not slacking. People that keep you fired up and keep you in check. I like to keep them around me as much as possible. Even if I don’t have much time.
We’re just coming off of WrestleMania, and leading up to the big show there’s always this enormous swell of energy. Now that you’ve had this culmination and been crowned “Champ Champ,” how do you keep that energy and momentum up?
Lots of coffee. Lots of adrenaline. Lots and lots and lots of fights, right? It’s like I talk a lot of talk, and now it’s time to back it up. I want to raise up both divisions. I want everybody to step up to me, I want them to change, and I want them to challenge themselves. Because before I came along and before I separated myself from the pack, everybody was patting each other on the back and brushing each other’s hair. Well, that doesn’t sell tickets, and that’s not getting people in the door. I want conflict, I want fighting, I want people to be chomping at the bit to put me down, put me in my place. But I want to rise up again, so I can blast the head off every single one of them.
>>READ: WrestleMania 35 Results: Becky Lynch Captures RAW, SmackDown Titles
There was a lot made of Ronda Rousey being in WWE the last year. What type of lasting impact do you think that she will have, not just on the women’s division but on WWE as a whole?
Ronda Rousey is a tremendous, natural, athlete. She’s born tough and born tough isn’t the same as being made tough. I think I saw the best of Ronda Rousey. But we also saw what happens when she gets defeated. She leaves, and we haven’t seen her since. I think that her name outside of the business, maybe, brought in a few new eyes, which helped build momentum.
I enjoyed my bouts with Ronda Rousey. I enjoyed playing mind games with her. I enjoyed the little beatings that she would give me, because it made me fight a little bit harder, and if she ever wants to come back then I’m ready, and waiting, to take her on again.
What are your expectations that she will return?
I don’t know, I don’t know, we’ve seen what happens when Ronda Rousey gets beat. She throws a little hissy fit and she goes hiding under her blankie for however long, but she is a tremendous athlete. She is the baddest woman on the planet, but I beat her.
Would you like a rematch at next year’s WrestleMania, or who else would you like to face?
If Ronda Rousey is ready to come back to try and prove herself, I would absolutely take her on. If not, then there’s plenty of other women here who are ready, willing, going day in, day out, that I would love to fight.
>>READ: 18 Things You Didn’t Know About WWE Star And Ex-UFC Champ Ronda Rousey
At Money In The Bank, you’re defending both the RAW and SmackDown Women’s Championships. Describe how different it is working with a veteran, like Charlotte Flair versus somebody who’s a little bit newer, like Lacey Evans. How do you have to change your approach?
Here’s the thing. I’ve owned Charlotte time and time again. We know each other inside out, which is both a good thing and a bad thing, because we’re evenly matched. She knows what I’m going to do, I know what she’s going to do. We’ve had so many matches. At this stage, what I think, when we tally up the votes, I’ve come out on top way more times than she has.
Lacey Evans hasn’t done anything is this business to prove herself. I don’t know anything about her. That’s the dangerous part, is that I’m going in against the unknown. But that’s nothing that I haven’t done in the past. I hadn’t had a match with Ronda Rousey before I beat her, and nobody had beaten her before I had. You never know how things are going to go.
Becky Lynch (Photo Credit: WWE)
You have blossomed into one heck of a talker, and your segments on RAW and SmackDown have just become must-see TV. Did mic work always come naturally for you, or is that something you had to work on?
I think that the talking part has always been a part that I’ve enjoyed, because I just, naturally, in general, am a talker and a communicator. I want to get my message across. I want to get my emotions across.  Even when I was a young kid I wanted to be an actor, and my mum said “Well, there’s no way in hell my daughter’s being an actor.” I said, “Okay, well I’m going to be a lawyer, because I want to get up there, and I want to stand, and I want to argue with people.”
Of course, I ended up getting the career in acting, and doing a lot of theater before I came to WWE. I think once you [realize] that you’re not out there doing a spectacle and you’re just communicating your message, you are talking directly to the people, telling them your message, telling them why they should care, people respond in kind. Instead of rambling on about if you can dream big dreams, and whatever else Ronda Rousey was spouting out of her mouth.
What you’re doing is more than just entertainment. What you are doing here, carrying two belts, being “Becky Two Belts,” being the “Champ Champ,” that’s resonating beyond the world of WWE. What does the character of Becky Lynch say to women as they’re trying to climb that corporate ladder or go for a doctorate or, even, walking into the boss’s office and asking for a pay raise? What type of strength are they drawing from the Becky Lynch character?
It’s just there’s nothing that we can’t achieve now, right? We’re in this time when we’re on such an equal playing ground. We still have to fight a little bit, here and there, but it’s all achievable. Nobody can tell us anymore that you can’t do it because you’re this gender, or you’re this race, or you’re this anything, you’re this age, whatever. We’re in the most opportunistic time on the planet. It’s just about grabbing whatever it is that you want, and going after it, and not taking no for an answer.
Look, at the end of the day, somebody says no, they say no, but at least you go out trying, you know? You don’t ask, you don’t get. If you fail, well, then, you’re just one failure away from succeeding, you know?
>>READ: Latest from the world of Pro Wrestling
Is there a different vibe for you when you walk into RAW versus when you walk into SmackDown?
Well, SmackDown has felt like my show from the beginning, right? I was the first SmackDown women’s champion. I was the first woman drafted to SmackDown Live. It’s a place that I felt a great affinity for. It’s a place where I developed that chip on my shoulder, because I wanted to make it the women’s division to watch.
Then, I decided that I didn’t really care about the women’s division, I cared about being the man to watch. But it was like, “Oh, no. I have to stop worrying about everybody else. I have to bring myself up, and everybody else will match me, if they can. Come catch me if you can.”
Now I have that feeling on RAW too. I’m like, “Okay. Well, I’m the new girl here, but I’m going to be build it up, and I’m going to make everybody care. I want all the girls here to rise up with me.”
Chuck Carroll is former pro wrestling announcer and referee turned sports media personality. He once appeared on Monday Night RAW when he presented Robert Griffin III with a WWE title belt in the Redskins locker room.
Follow him on Twitter @ChuckCarrollWLC.
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pneumonic-fr · 7 years ago
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Number 6 for world-building Wednesday?
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B A S I C S
full name: Entropy
gender: genderfluid
sexuality: homoromatic asexual
pronouns: any
O T H E R S
family: n/a
birthplace: somewhere within the reedcleft ascent
job: Elder/ Herbalist
phobias: the unknown, darkness, needles
guilty pleasures: rambling, collecting trinkets
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: chaotic good
sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: ambivert 
organized/disorganized: disorganized
close minded/open-minded: open-minded
calm/anxious: anxious
disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable
cautious/reckless: reckless
patient/impatient: patient
outspoken/reserved: reserved
leader/follower: follower
empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic
optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic
traditional/modern: traditional
hard-working/lazy: lazy
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: Entropy x Orphic
ot3: none
brotp: none
notp: none
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20yearstostart · 6 years ago
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Wednesday 26th September, 2018
Dear Blank, 
There are three things that I want to talk about real quick before I go sleep. It is so cold tonight, I’m covered in three blankets and a jumper, but I’m still shivering. I can feel the iciness on my skin, but it feels like I’m freezing from the inside? Almost as if my heart is cold; I can feel it shivering too. I really am like an old lady from Fiji - nervous giggle. Speaking of old people from Fiji, my aaji came yesterday and it’s nice. She cool. 
Okay, so the three things; I thought of the whole day today and my friends (two people) asked me if I was okay. I am okay; my mind is just thinking up stupid theories that have already been established and existing for a thousand years. That is what I do with my life, and I so tired physically and my resting face is of a depressed bitch. Therefore, even when I am fine and thinking about GOT7, I look like my cat died and I loved it too much. 
By the way, Blank, did you know I am scared of cats and dogs? I ain’t scared of insects, fish or thunder and stuff, but I am scared of cats, dogs, loud nosiness and people jumping out and scaring me. 
But that’s not all, I am scared of inanimate things too; like height, and the water. And this leads me to the first thing I wanted to discuss. 
After going to a girl’s dorm today (I really don’t know her well), I realised something about myself. Well, a few of my already known things were reaffirmed, eg, I am super awkward, groups of three’s suck dick and I will eat or do things I don’t like just to avoid talking and have a purpose for my hands. 
Hold up, a little sidetrack, soz Blank - but, hands! 
They are so weird! What do I do with them??? Do I always just keep them stuffed in my pocket? When do I take them out? What if I don’t have a pocket? Is it okay to hold the rail while going up the escalator? When I’m walking next to a boy do I not put it in my pocket? If it’s cold, do I leave the one on his side out? Or do I let them both awkwardly fumble cause one hand is too obvious? Well, that made no sense, but I tend to overthink things a lot if you haven’t noticed. 
Okay, after being in a place alone with her and Dreamy, and not in a lecture hall. I realised I may be kind of weird. Okay- no, that wasn’t the point. The main thing from there was I feel like I know her cause Dreamy talks about her so much, but then when I see her in person, I realise she is a complete stranger to me. 
Nowadays, Dreamy looks like a stranger to me. Its weird, but every time I see his face. I register that it’s him, but I don’t know, it’s almost like he’s not how I remember him? 
Maybe it’s just uni work drowning him; he’ll be back to Gucci in a few days. 
Wow, I still haven’t made the first point yet, okay here it is:
People are like everything that I fear.
The things I fear are all so beautiful and lovable. The rest of the world seems to be in love with them too, just like I am. But I don’t go all the way through like them; I stop at a distant. Everything is so much more beautiful and better from a bit far. A dog is so cute from far away, a kitten is adorable, the ocean is beautiful and calm, and the view from the height is breathtaking and intoxicating. However, the closer I get to it, the more dangers I see; the more scared I become. 
The dog can bite and chase me, the cat can scratch me or just- I don’t know- touch me. The ocean is endless, deep and chaotic underneath the surface, sometimes above too. And standing on the edge of the view is scary; the plummeting floor, a step beneath my feet is terrifying. 
Everything is beautiful but from a distance. 
I think I am like that too; from far away I seem cool. At a certain distance you only see how sad and broken I am, but if you get closer you see how ugly I am. I’m not made of sugar goodness and sweet. I am mean and selfish, and no matter how hard I try I’ll always be bad. But there are good parts to me too; I always try my best to make others happy. I try to be nice, and uhh, there must be something else too. 
I went off topic again. 
People are like the things I fear because from far away, I feel drawn to people. I want to know them, to talk to them. I want to just indulge myself in exploring them. The thing is everyone I ever met, never turns ugly. If anything they shine brighter and it really is amazing how wonderful people are. But when I stand on the edge of diving too deep; when I find myself at a distant where I see them blinding beautiful, I get scared. I get terrified of them; well, not them, but what they can do. Can you imagine finding the most precious jewel and keeping it your pocket, and it sits there bringing you luck? 
However, there is a catch to it, it’s power fades away the more expect from it. And as humans, you can’t stop your wants from increasing, and you can feel it fade away slowly, the glow fading away. And then you find yourself with a dark rock, as the red glow faints. It doesn’t make any sense but that’s how I am with people. I feel like my neediness makes me more expectant, even if it doesn’t, any moment when I do expect the slightest, I stop myself. 
I feel like I’m being too clingy, and needy and annoying. When I am probably just normal, but I can’t help that feeling, and I shut them out completely until they are far away again. Once again beautiful, and slowly starting to shine brighter, but never for too long. I can’t become addicted to them. 
Is it possible to be addicted to people? I mean, I am addicted to GOT7 and Jaebum. Okay. 
So that ramble of a mess was the first thing. 
The second is too generalised and may be triggering: 
All boys are immature and girls drama-queens. 
I got this idea when I was on the train on Monday and the girl said, ‘people asked me how I couldn’t like my friend, and I just looked at them baffled because it’s pretty damn obvious he is an idiot.’ Okay, so it was those words exactly, but something along the lines. 
In my very well experienced experiences with boys, I have realised that in a more than average rate: boys are immature. The word immature means childish. My sister’s boyfriend, my cousin brother, Dreamy, homegirl’s boyfriend, best friend, sunshine, no offence to any of these them, but they are. You can’t do anything about it except for love them for it and I do love all of them (except for homegirl’s boyfriend- I really don’t know him well). 
And my extremely well-fed experience with girls; they tend to be drama queens. By this, I mean sentimental, especially around periods. Last Friday was a field trip for me and my angst loving heart, cause Dreamy, would say the slightest thing and my heart was like ‘nooo!’ I loved it, and so did homegirl with her boy. I mean, we’re not crazy heartbreak addicts all the time, just most times. 
And here is my conclusion on this very new result; people are fucking annoying, and it’s sort of a like hint from destiny to find the one for you. The thing is everyone sucks dick, but there are some people who you can love even if they suck dick. If you can handle their immaturity and mood-swings and love that along with their good qualities I think you’re doing great with your choice. 
It’s just that people are made of different ingredients, therefore we have different levels of immaturity and dramatic-ness, and different limits of being able to handle the levels; the correspondence that matches your limit/level is a great match, g. 
I’m too cold to write the final one so I’ll just sum it up. 
Sometimes people are having a shitty day and are in a shitty mood, and it’s not your fault at all. Some days are meant to be gloomy, too much sun is annoying. So, don’t blame yourself or try to solve them. Just ask if they aight so they know you care, and if they talk cool, if not then cool too. All I’m saying is don’t put other’s emotions (which is out your control btw) on you. OK, blank?
Good kid. 
It’s too cold. I’m freezing. 
Goodnight <3
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mostlysignssomeportents · 8 years ago
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Group chat: "an all-day meeting with random participants and no agenda" #1yrago
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37 Signals' Jason Fried was there when the company launched Campfire, a pioneering group chat for business that made it easier for whole companies to follow each others' work; 10 years later, he's ready to talk about the ways that group chat gets in everyone's way.
Fried lays out the advantages of group chat: it's an efficient way to hash things out quickly, to coordinate in an emergency, to have fun and foster a sense of collegial belonging. Then he lays out the (many) minuses: group chat is a stream of continuous, anxiety-causing interruptions that subtly demands that employees treat everything as urgent, at the expense of thoughtful deliberation and reflection. Because important things that aren't emergencies get settled in group-chats, taking a break from the chat can mean missing out on the chance to be heard before critical decisions are made.
Realtime chat encourages bad conversational norms, from continuously updating your peers on every tiny event in your worklife, filling their queue with dozens of alerts about things that could just as readily be summarized at the end of the day (or week) to rambling, repetitious discussions that never fully wind down, continuously rekindled by drive-by participants who drop in and reopen settled points.
The net result is a dystopia of "manic context-shifting and continuous partial attention" where your muscle-memory of alt-tabbing into the chat to clear new messages turns into an "attention residue" that makes it harder to focus on anything else.
Fried raises many other excellent points that I urge you to review for yourself. Most importantly, he pre-emptively addresses those who claim that the problem is users, not apps -- that users are "using it wrong." Fried says that "tools encourage specific behaviors. A product is a series of design decisions with a specific outcome in mind." Critically: "if people are exhausted and feeling unable to keep up, it’s the tool’s fault, not the user’s fault. If the design leads to stress, it’s a bad design."
I'm a huge (even pathological) fan of asynchronous communication. Partly that's down to the decade-plus I spent in the EU, many timezones away from most of my collaborators, but more, it's because I do a lot of different -- but related -- tasks: journalism, novel-writing, speeches, activism, comments to regulators, essays, interviews, etc. These can all be usefully time-sliced into, say, 20-minute work sessions, but not less, and only in an order that makes sense and conforms to my own cognitive rhythms. To get work done in the age of distraction, I need to be able to manage my queue -- the ability of other people to demand priority on my queue disproportionately disrupts the flow that lets me get so much done.
Fried says that the latest version of Basecamp is designed to privilege asynchronous workflows, with realtime communication reserved for emergencies. It's a humane approach that focuses on giving people the time to reflect and do meaningful work, downplaying the activity-for-activity's sake that may give a sense of accomplishment (or at least busy-ness) without generating much of lasting value.
Whatever tool you use, I urge you to review Fried's specific recommendations:
* Stop expecting everyone to be in chat all day long. Don’t set an expectation that people should have a chat window open all day. Make chat something you bounce into and out of purposefully, not stick around all day.
* If it’s important, slow down. If it’s an important conversation, it shouldn’t happen in the chat room. Chat should be about quick, ephemeral things. Important topics need time, traction, and separation from the rest of the chatter.
* Announcements aren’t chats. Related to the point above, if you have to make a company/group-wide announcement you need to make sure everyone sees, don’t post it in the chat room. Send it asynchronously (via something like Basecamp or email or whatever you use that provides asynchronous communication options).
* Give everyone a chance to consider and have a say on a reasonable schedule. Thoughtful feedback isn’t just an answer, it’s time + an answer. Time is a key component to formulating a complete thought. So create some time for people by asking for feedback asynchronously — let people respond on their own time. You can set a limit like “I need feedback by tomorrow” or “We’ll keep this topic open until the end of the day Wednesday” to set boundaries and limits.
* Treat chat like a sauna — stay a while but then get out. Find yourself staying in a room/channel too long? Think about it like a sauna or a hot tub. It feels good for a while, but it’s unhealthy to stay too long.
* Treat group chats like conference calls — don’t get everyone on the line. The smaller the chat the better the chat. Think of it like a conference call. A conference call with 3 people is perfect. A call with 6 or 7 is chaotic and woefully inefficient. Group chats are no different. Be careful inviting the whole gang when you only need a few.
https://boingboing.net/2016/03/08/group-chat-an-all-day-meeti.html
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sumikoirala · 8 years ago
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Trump offers confusion rather than clarity on Israel-Palestine
By the standards of his turbulent time in office, President Donald Trump’s meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was relatively nondescript. In many ways, Trump’s statements to the assembled press were characteristic of the colloquial, rambling, but above all vague, policy announcements made to date. His press conference with Netanyahu generated more questions than answers and the outlook for Israeli-Palestinian peace remains grim.
As has been widely acknowledged, Trump appeared to reverse 15 years of explicit (and decades of implicit) US support for a Palestinian state and a two-state solution. However, it was much more ambiguous than a direct disavowal. When it comes to solutions: “I like the one that both parties like … I can live with either one”. Trump failed to even express a preference.
He has also taken an ambiguous position on Israeli settlements. He blasted the Obama administration for abstaining on a UN Security Council resolution criticising settlement construction, thereby allowing it to pass. He reiterated this on Wednesday by rejecting “unfair and one-sided” action against Israel at the UN. His nominated ambassador to Israel, David Friedman, is a known funder and ideological supporter of the settlement movement. Emboldened by their expectations of this duo, the Israeli government in January and February announced new wave of construction in Ariel, Ma’aleh Adumim, and elsewhere in the West Bank.
In response, the White House said it had not taken an official position on settlement activity, but urged all parties to refrain from unilateral actions. Trump also told Netanyahu: “I’d like to see you hold back on settlements for a little bit – we’ll work something out.” While this can hardly be considered a rebuke and is devoid of specifics, it adds a level of uncertainty.
What’s the policy here?
As with so many other areas of policy, Trump vacillates from one pole to another. In December 2015, he appeared to take a more even-handed approach to the conflict when speaking to the Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC). His unusual refusal to call for an undivided Jerusalem elicited boos from the crowd. He has since made moving the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem a priority, and then prevaricated.
Palestinians watch the Trump press conference. EPA
At that same RJC meeting, he said, “I’d like to go in with a clean slate, and just say, ‘let’s go, everybody’s even, we love everybody and let’s see if we can do something’”. In an interview a few months later, he asked a reporter to “let me sort of be a neutral guy” by not making pronouncements for one side or the other.
The problem is of course that in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, everybody is not even. The Palestinians live under Israeli occupation. This asymmetry means that not pushing back against settlement expansion or being coy about support for a Palestinian state is tantamount to a green light for Israel to continue its creeping annexation of the occupied West Bank.
No room for indecision
The one hint of what “really a great peace deal” would look like referred in thinly veiled terms to the wider Arab world: “It would take in many, many countries and would cover a very large territory”. Such a deal (referred to as an outside-in strategy) would aim to capitalise on the shared antipathy between Israel and Sunni Arabs towards Iran, and convince them to bring the Palestinians into line in order to more easily confront their common enemy.
While the principle of including the Arab world in negotiations is both old and correct, the notion that they will readily abandon the idea of a Palestinian state is overly optimistic. Moreover, the idea that most Palestinians would settle for anything less is practically delusional. Although Arab leaders are as frustrated as ever with the divided and failing Palestinian leadership, the issue is important on the street. After the turmoil of the Arab Spring, the regimes in Egypt, the Gulf, and elsewhere are not keen on provoking their citizens over the subject.
On the one hand, Trump’s flexibility and bluster can be seen as the positive pragmatism of a deal-maker. On the other hand, it also suggests an astounding naivety and a lack of understanding of the details of the conflict. Policy seems to fluctuate depending on who Trump last spoke to. Reversal on the US embassy, for example, appeared to come after meeting King Abdullah of Jordan, who emphasised the possible negative implications.
While Trump seems to take a great deal of pleasure from being unpredictable, this does not augur well for peace in a chaotic region. Netanyahu is notoriously risk-averse, and often points to instability as a reason not to make any drastic peace overtures. The Arab states, for their part, have other issues such as Islamic State, Syria, Iraq and Yemen on their minds. As they wade into these treacherous diplomatic waters, Trump and his son-in-law turned negotiator Jared Kushner will soon discover why this conflict has bedevilled seasoned diplomats and experts for decades.
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