#the censored swearing is great too

[ijustwantasideblogokay]

Oh no I think I might have fallen for another white hair anime boy

[narcissusneverknewme]

the Earth will never be healed again until China starts producing stuff with a sufficient amount of genderfuckery again. nearly all of the most compelling stuff China has ever produced has featured a significant amount of genderfuckery. that and the gay shit. send X or whatever you fools say now

[elinoracia]

⁑ They see you cry for the first time// Hogwarts legacy characters reactions x reader ⁑

~ Hogwarts Legacy headcanons ~

Warnings: hurt/comfort, fluff, use of Y/N, mention of death and blood, swearing (censored), Leander jumpscare. Pairings: Sebastian x reader, Ominis x reader, Garreth x reader, Amit x reader, Poppy x reader, Natty x reader, Imelda x reader, Leander x reader.

Feel free to request anything!

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Context: Even after Professor Fig's death, even under great pressure and no matter the situation, you never let your friends saw you crack. Not even a single tear. You were trying really hard to hide your pain and sadness. But it had to come out one day... After fighting against some poachers with your companion, they almost killed him/her. After you saved him/her, you finally broke down. You thought you lost him/her too. You couldn't control your tears. (Pre-relationship)

THEIR REACTION :

Sebastian:

He gets up and dusts himself off without noticing how devasted you were at first.

"It seems like I'm the one who's in your debt now. I owe you- Y/N? Are you crying?"

He almost runs to you the moment he notices.

"What is wrong? Are you hurt? Are you bleeding? Tell me!"

He is extremely worried. He doesn't know why you're crying. When you explain to him you were really afraid of losing him like you lost so many people in your life, he got really quiet for a moment.

"You'll never lose me. We're a team, the best team even. If we stick together and protect eachother, nothing could ever happen to one of us. Besides, I am an excellent duellist!... Look at me Y/N..."

He lifts your chin up to make you meet his gaze. You could see how concerned he was. He wipes away some of your tears with his fingers.

"I'll be the one protecting you next time." You could feel he wasn't only talking about duels or battles...

He is not really good with words so he will go out of his way to try to cheer you up for the rest of the day. He will pick little flowers for you and bring you sweets.

"I'm not great with words but I surely can listen! Please come to me if you want to talk..or if you need a big bear hug! I'm also good with those."

Would hug you very tightly for as long as you need.

Ominis:

He will notice almost immediately when you start crying. He felt your breath pattern change and he heard you slightly sniffle.

"Y/N, may I ask what's troubling you? It's very unlike you to be this upset. I'm worried. Are you hurt perhaps?"

You then explain how scared you were. You feel like you almost lost him too.

He stays silent. He goes to reach for your hand and holds it.

He usually never lets anyone holds his hand because he doesn't feel like he is in need of any guidance and doesn't think it is ever necessary. But he is making an exception to comfort you.

"I appologize for making you worry that much about my safety. But I am still here...thanks to you."

You both make it back to Howarts and he refuses to let go of your hand.

"As you may already know, I am a great listener. I am always available if you feel the need to talk about anything."

"Your safety is also truly important to me. I just want to make sure you do not feel like what happened to you or anyone is your fault."

He really wants to make sure you're feeling better before letting your hand go.

He doesn't care if people can see him holding your hand. All that matters at this moment is you.

"Take your time Y/N. I'll stay for as long as you need me to."

Garreth:

He is very oblivious about the situation. You turn your head to not face him so he couldn't see your tears. But you feel your shoulders shake.

When he notices how your demeanor changed, he just wonders if you were tired or maybe hurt.

"Y/N? Are you alright? I have some Wiggenweld potions if you need any. I even brew them myself."

You try to explain to him how you felt. You couldn't contain your tears. Those poachers almost killed him in front of your eyes... You see his eyes widen.

"Y/N...Please don't cry. I'm fine, look! Please... I hate when I can't see your pretty smile."

He will almost instantly take you in his arms and give you a hug. He will also gently carress your head as he tries to make you smile or laugh.

"Come on Y/N, you usually always laugh at that joke! Smile for your best bud...please."

He will not leave you alone until you feel better.

"Trust me, I think you might need some of that famous Gryffindor courage, chivalry, and determination to make you feel better! You're in luck, I have all of the above!"

He will not leave you for the rest of the day. And if anyone tries to talk to you, he will tell them you need to rest. He wouldn't want you to feel too overwhelmed.

"There it is! There is your pretty smile. Do you feel a bit better now?"

Amit:

After the battle against the poachers, his first instinct will be to check on you, even he was the one who almost died. He'll quickly notice you feel upset.

"Y/N what is wrong? Please don't cry...I'm here for you."

You explained how unbearable the thought of almost losing him too was. You explained how much it breaks you.

"I-I'm sorry...I didn't know how much that impacted you. I should have known. But I'm here for you now. Don't be ashamed to cry in front of me. I'm here..."

As you're crying, he gently rubs your back and hands you his handkerchief. He stays next to you until you finish crying. Then he will talk to you for a while.

"I hope you know you don't have to hide your emotions from me anymore. I still think you're incredibly strong. You're so wonderful Y/N, truly."

He'll almost force you to go get some rest for the rest of the day.

"Please, let me bring you back to your dorms. You need to rest. I'll warn your teachers about your absence, they'll understand. I'll give you the notes I took during class, I insist on that."

He'll walk you back to your dorms like the gentleman he is. He'll make sure you don't have to worry about anything else for the rest of the day.

He will bring some food to you so you don't forget to eat. It's not just an excuse to come to see you and check on you, not at all really

He will try to be more careful about what he does. He doesn't want to worry you.

Poppy:

She almost cries first. The situation really shook her. But when she notices you crying, she focuses all her attention on you.

"Y/N! Please tell me you're not hurt! I'm here, I'm okay, you're okay. Take a deep breath."

You try explaining to her through your heavy sobs how afraid you were to lose her too.

"Don't be silly, I'll always be right next to you, no matter how annoying it can be. They can't possibly get rid of me that easily when you're with me Y/N. That's what makes you such an amazing person... You're always so selfless."

She takes you in her arms. Nobody can possibly make her let go of you.

"I'm so sorry you went through all of that... but you will never lose me."

She makes you take deep breaths and do breathing exercises until you calm down a little.

"Do you feel better? Do you need me to bring you something? Water? Food? Anything? Let me go get that for you!"

You could ask her for anything and she'll RUN to get them for you.

"Don't worry, it's okay to cry. Sometimes I cry too! It doesn't make you weak or anything of the sort! Your tears mean you feel deeply and that's a good thing!"

She'll make sure that you're not alone, not a single second, for the rest of the day. She has to make sure you feel supported.

Natty:

She is very attentive to what is happening around her. So it doesn't take her long to notice your muffled sobs you were trying to hide.

"Y/N, what's wrong? I'm here with you, you can tell me about it."

She tries to stay very calm. She wouldn't want to stress you out more than you already are.

As you explain to her how you felt about losing her too and the fear of her being killed, you can notice how concerned she looks. She sadly knows that feeling all too well.

"I want to support you in any way you need. You are not alone. I...I know how you feel."

She'll make you sit next to her. She will let you cry it out while she hold your hand and softly rubs it with her thumb.

"This is really hard for you, I understand. I will help you work it out. I'll never leave you Y/N. You'll never lose me, I hope you know that."

She'll hand you tissues as she listens to you attentively.

"Is there anything I can do to help? I would do anything to help you feel better."

She is ready to do anything you want. It really hurts her to see you go through what she went through.

Following this incident, you can be sure she will regularly check on you.

Imelda:

She is panting as she tries to get up. She is just glad she didn't die. It was a close-call. When she turns to look at you, she is surprised to see you so upset.

"Y/N? Why are you crying? We won! You beat them all! It could be so much worse, I almost died."

You explain how the though of losing her the way you lost so many people scares you. Your tears are flowing on your cheeks.

"I'm not...that big of a deal. If I knew you were going to cry over me, I would have been more careful... Please...Y/N..."

She slowly pats your back, not really knowing what to do or what to say.

"Hey Y/N, it's okay, I'm still here. And even if one day I die, I'm sure you'll figure out something crazy like usual and resurrect me or something like that. You're that powerful, I'm sure of it. But let's not think about it just yet!"

She usually would NEVER hug anyone but she'll hug you if you ask her. She will complain but she'll still do it for you.

"Hugh! So needy! Just don't hold me too tight, I can't escape death twice in a row. There there, I'm here."

Deep down she enjoys being the one you're worried about. She would never admit it though.

"Don't tell anyone we hugged or I'll never hug you again."

Leander:

He only thinks about himself at first. He almost died and couldn't believe he was still here.

"Holy sh*t you saved me! Y/N... it was crazy. I-... Are you crying?"

You tell him how afraid you were about losing him too. You couldn't bear the thought of him dying.

"Oh...I- hum..."

He doesn't have a single clue how to comfort you. He is very ankward and clumsy with his words. He means well though.

He's the kind of person to not think before he talks.

"Y/N...look at me. I...hum...your tears are beautiful...S-Sorry I just blurt out random things when I'm nervous. But I'm here..."

He'll ankwardly hug you and pat your head.

"It's alright Y/N...Do you want my scarf? You're always begging me to give it to you so you can wear it. Here, take it."

He gives you his scarf you puts it around your neck. It feels strangely comforting.

"You can wipe your tears with it if you want. It's yours now. Red suits you much better anyway."

You burry your face in his chest and hug him tighter.

"I hope it's not just an excuse because you don't need to do that if you really needed a hug from me that bad. I'll hug you everyday if you insist."

In a weird way, his teasing makes you feel a bit better.

[goldsbitch]

That one trip up the stairs

part 5 to That one Christmas flight

summary: The rest of the hotel visitors probably had a bad sleep that night.

warning: unprotected sex, minors DNI (absolutely no plot involved), and all the classic ones - cheesy af, swear words and alcohoI I guess, cliche probably, typos most definitely

PS: Thanks for the support and reactions!! Love you all!

Dancing was great. But simply not enough for two impatient hearts. The kind of tipsy for which alcohol was not enough.

"I got us two rooms. Just in case," he said in the very few moments when his tongue was not deeply in her mouth. "Don't want to make you uncomfortable." Lando was big on consent. This only made Y/N want to fuck him more.

Talking and making out at the same time was becoming a shared past time for the pair. "Yeah? Well that makes two of us. I don't want pressure you," she said in between kisses. "That's the last thing I'd want to do. You don't have to fuck me. I understand the thought of you being inside me might be hard to take in," she said in a low suggestive tone with no other intension that seducing Lando. It was not like he needed to be at this point. He had her seated on some random alcove window on the way to their hotel room, hands full on touching her boobs, legs, kissing her neck, everything all at once.

"Get it? It's a pun," she broke their kiss again for a small moment.

"Yes, I get it. And you'll get it too if you don't stop now." Tongues and lips danced together as if their life depended on it.

"Hm, that might be hard, in fact getting harder and harder. Makes one wonder, huh" she teased and ran few stairs away from Lando.

There was no elevator, but Lando and Y/N sure had the making out while walking on stairs thing covered like professionals. Leaning on walls, nearly breaking a vase with a massive flower arrangement. They hardly noticed a distressed gentlemen walking in the opposite way who then filed a complaint to the hotel about their inappropriate behavior, describing it in such a detail one would expect the premium hotel to somewhat censor - which was not the case this time. When Lando received this email two days later, he had it printed, framed and hung on his bedroom wall. Next to his trophies.

Y/N wanted Lando and for him to want her too. And coming to think of it, she had been lusting for him for weeks now. The public shirtless pictures did not help. And he was right here at her finger tips. Her clouded mind saw no issue in removing his shirt in the middle of the hallway. Quickly working the buttons and the immediately throwing it out of the nearest window.

"Oops," she smiled and bit her lip. Lando stared at her in awe, her playfulness being something new to see in a woman. "Just sort of felt like a crime to have you dressed, you know?" she continued. If he could, he would take her right there. "Let's hope your hotel rooms are close, otherwise you'll be in trouble for public nudity soon," she sang loudly, indeed without a care in the world. Lando laughed, took her by the hand and kissed like as if he was ready to eat her up.

"That door, honey," he pointed to the end of the hallway.

"You're just lucky, aren't you."

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And again, Y/N's hands went immediately for the chest. What she did not expect when studying Lando's photos was how smooth his skin felt. She remembered his fragrance working like magic on his skin, but this was a whole another level. She wanted to sink in him. They did not bother with putting the card in the holder, switching on the lights or anything else. It would be hard to find some other pair that took of their shoes so fast. Desire was putting them both into hyper speed.

This time Y/N had Lando pressed against the door, holding him locked by his arms. Lando could have easily escape that if he wanted to, which was the last thing he'd do. Y/N was becoming more driven and forward.

She bit his lower lip. He gasped. "Do you like this?" He nodded and smiled. "Good boy," she replied and continued pulling his hair a little bit more, just to the edge of pain. The she abruptly stopped. Lando looked at her and she instructed him to stay as he was. Her soft kisses started at Lando's ear, moving slowly on his jaw, then neck - where he seemed to be extra sensitive - and then down to his chest, all the way to his toned stomach. She looked up at him and took the hem of his trousers into her mouth. And finally, one of her hands touched his growing erection.

"Interesting," she commented with a hint of being impressed. Lando was absolutely loving that. But as much as he'd like to be in her mouth, he hoped there would be another time for that. He put a finger below her jaw and instructed her to move up.

"Honey, be patient. There steps that can't be skipped," he said as he began to toy with her shoulder straps until one of them fell down her shoulder. "Oops," he remarked mocking her previous actions. "Let me help you." And he moved the second strap as well. Y/N was getting flustered. She did not break eye contact for a second when she was removing her dress, leaving her standing there centimetres away from him only in her underwear. The rest of their clothes was on the floor in the matter of seconds. Both of them being eaten up by their curiosity. It was impossible to stay there standing. Lando pushed Y/N towards the bed in the same was they'd manager to walk up three flights of stairs. Only once she was finally lying below his, with his body hovering over hers was he able to relax and take the moment in. A week ago he would not have believed this was going to happen. His deep philosophical thoughts were gone the moment her hand reached for his cock. A shock wave of horny energy sprung through him and took Y/N nipple in his mouth and started playing with one, hard making sure the other one did feel left out. She was beautiful - this was not a surprise to Lando, but something about the shape of her body, the way she moved, the way how her body reacted to his actions was making her angel-like. Y/N wanted to go slow - if slow meant him waiting another minute maximum before he got into her. She touched him and started stroking him. "I have a proposition," she whispered to his ear.

"Anything," and he was sure he'd do anything she desired at the moment.

"Let's skip the fingers and tongues, I need to feel you like now. I want you inside. And the rest can be a nice breakfast tomorrow."

"I can't have that. Let me lick you once, just to taste, hm?"

"You can do whatever. Just make me happy and make me come, finally."

She was wet, ready and impatient. Lando licked her few times, making her regret her request instantly. It was something completely new. He wasn't just spalling his tongue around like the boys before him had. It was as if he had a secret map and was not afraid to be a little rough with his tongue. "Please, don't stop," she almost begged.

"As you said, breakfast," he joked once he was back face to face with her, being proud of himself when he saw her flustered look. Their bodies acted on their own from that moment. He slowly entered her, making sure to stay aware of her expressions. She had her eyes closed and was gripping his shoulders tightly. First moans arrived. Lando recalled Y/N teasing him on the way to the hotel that she likes to express herself verbally. He hoped this was what she talked about, because the sound she made was one of the hottest things he heard. Lando felt as if he belonged inside of her. Started thrusting slowly - and that was the moment Y/N lost it and let go. The rest was a mixture of blurry pleasure waves coming from all parts of the body, alcohol intensifying the experience for both of them. Lando was trapped in the moment and the rhytmn, watched her boobs bounce as he pushed to her. Y/N felt him present at every inch of her skin, his cock hitting spots she had no idea existed. Small waves of pleasure turned bigger with every move, until she collapsed in his arms and screamed out loud. He could watch that on repeat for centuries. She tightened around him for a good few seconds and then released. Lando sped up and pulled out at the dead last moment, hitting her stomach and a part of her arms. He cleaner her up and they both started catching up on their lost breaths. "Forgot to ask you, do you have a condom?" he asked cheekily. She laughed. "You'll send me your test results later, honey," she laughed, fully exhausted and high from all the hormones. Lando's body felt relaxed, as if someone finally allowed him to go off all the tension. Y/N was still receiving small pleasure waves in her fingertips. Was sex supposed to always be this good, she asked herself, putting her previous hook ups in a completely new light. He reached to her face and wiped a tear of sweat from her cheek. During that her studies her, the way her collarbone stood out and how her chest still went up and down faster than usually. Y/N looked him deep into his eyes. It was so easy, no awkward tension. She admired his pretty face and then kissed him lightly.

He was the one to suggest a shower. Tired Y/N grabbed all that was left in her and went ahead. She got up naked and hoped he was watching her. Which he did shamelessly, trying to burn the image of her ass into his brain for later use.

Lando's hair was all curly and cute. Y/N commented on that to which he responded by splashing some water in her face. It was hard to focus on anything else but the way how Lando looked and glowed with ease. "I'll help you with the soap," he offered dearly.

"Always a gentleman," Y/N remarked as he spread it all over her body, being extra focused on very specific parts.

"I don't think my boobs have ever been this clean, Lando," she said and reached for his again erected penis.

"Hygiene, people tend to underestimate it dearly," he managed to get out before dozing off from the way she stroked him, making him come for the second time today.

They dried each other with hotel towels, when Y/N started to come to her sense and usual brain usage levels. "Do you happen to know what happened to my luggage? Is it in the car?"

"Had it all brought here, I guess it's in the second room across the hall."

"Wow, who would assume for you to be such a planner. Shall we get to the second room? And maybe test which bed better?"

Lando smiled. "I can see you falling asleep while standing, honey."

"It feels nice spending time with you, you know?"

He kissed her once again, cupping her cheek and stroking her hair. They went to the other room, brushed their teeth and laid down. Y/N was gone asleep immediately. He watched for few more moments before also dozing off. If he wanted to he, he would - and he really wanted to.

part 6

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[tikkunolamresistance]

Hi I am not a Jew and was wondering why you censor the word G-d like this? Additionally do you do this when speaking also and how does that work then? And if you do censor when speaking then what do you say instead of 'oh my god' or other such exclamations?

(I swear I read about this on another post but I forgot 😅)

Hope you don't mind such a stupid question lol. Please take care, may the hostages return safely soon 🎗🎗🎗

hi! idk the specifications for it but i know that we’re not supposed to write out the name of gd (any of them, and especially tetragrammaton) and some jews, like myself, take it to the level of omitting the ‘o’ to maintain the respect of not writing gds name. like most things with jews, this isn’t true for everyone and there a great many jews who write gd with the ‘o’

personally i’m too lazy for the dash so i write gd and assume people will get it through context. i only started doing this a few years ago and i found it made me more aware of how i relate to gd in the religious sense despite my not being particularly observant.

if anyones got better explanations or wants to share why they spell gd the way they do please do so! i love opinions! the more the merrier!

[fandomsfordays21]

Unlikely Sans AU friendship idea I CANNOT get out of my head...

So... I've been thinking about these two for a while and I've finally decided to post it on Tumblr.

Hear me out... Fresh and Lust as besties.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "Fresh would be disgusted by Lust or he would avoid him!" or something along those lines and/or another type of excuse as to why the wouldn't get along, HOWEVER! I disagree.

I actually think they could get along despite their differences and that the dynamic could be really interesting. Fresh is overall a chill, family friendly guy, right? We know that he hates swearing (Cause one of his powers is to literally censor it when he's around) and that he hates things like drugs and alcohol, right? But he's also a kinda flirty guy, and canonically has a list of people he has kissed and loves to add to it. I definitely think Fresh would be against dirty talking and stuff like that, but the overall idea of sex wouldn't really bother him. I mean, he wouldn't have any interest in it, but it's just a natural thing some people do. As long as they keep that behind closed doors, he wouldn't care. This is the reason I think him and Lust would get along.

Their relationship would definitely not be good at first, with how incredibly vulgar Lust is and how much he talks about sex, but I think that is actually how they would learn to get along. You see, my version of Lust is an Angel Dust like character. He's used to being seen as nothing more than "The sex fiend" and is probably used to people thinking that's all he is, so he acts like it. Lust is used to being seen as just a pretty face and body, but Fresh literally wouldn't care. Fresh wouldn't be all over him, nor would he be particularly disgusted by Lust, he just would want the guy to stop talking about sex all the time.

I think that, at some point, they would both reach a point of understanding about each other, and Lust would become more comfortable around Fresh. Maybe even comfortable enough to act a bit more like "himself" instead of the front he puts up. Lust would grow to like the nonchalant nature Fresh has, because he knows it's genuine. Fresh isn't pretending to have emotions he doesn't have, Fresh isn't pretending to be nice because he wants to get a discount on Lust's services. Lust wouldn't have to check every food or drink he's given, wouldn't have to analyze the tone of Fresh's voice to see if he's being lied too, because Fresh genuinely has no interest in Lust outside of friendship.

I headcannon that, even though Fresh doesn't really feel or understand any emotions, he will listen to other people vent about theirs, 'cause it'd be unrad of him if he didn't listen to his pals when they needed him to. I also headcannon that Fresh is the type of guy to tell when a person or place has bad vibes and will keeps his friends away from there. He's walking down the street with Lust and a guy is looking predatory? Lust is getting covered with a jacket three sizes too big for him because, "It's windy broski, ya need to learn to cover up." and then Fresh will give the guy a look that you never want to get from him. Lust wants to go to a club and/or bar? Fresh won't go due to the unrad substances inside, but he will be right outside the door waiting for Lust to come out and/or on high alert for any signs of distress from inside. Fresh would be the kind of bodyguard friend who no one realizes is a bodyguard friend because he's so casual about it.

I feel like Fresh would also be really understanding of Lust's hypersexuality, and that Lust can't help how he feels sometimes. Imagine Lust having a really bad Hypersexuality episode, the kind I sometimes have where it gets physically painful and you feel so ashamed about it where you just want to cry, and Fresh just covers him with a blanket and sits next to him so Lust feels safe having someone he trusts nearby so he's not so vulnerable. Lust doesn't have very many of those people, and I think it'd be great for him to have someone he's 100% sure won't take advantage of him.

I have so much more I want to talk about with this that I can't fit into this post since it's already so long, BUT DO YOU SEE THE VISION???

[sleepy-spacetronaut]

Info sheet for the Human Bill design + some drawings

*had to censor because I don’t know if it would get me yeeted off Tumblr or not.

The Handyman Bill AU is actually interesting because there are multiple outcome possibilities from there…

For one, I like the idea of Bill exiting the Theraprism to find himself with most of his powers stripped away and be taken in by Soos and Melody to live and work with them in the mystery shack. I can imagine the amount of shenanigans he’d drag the Pines family into.

On the topic of appearance

Ive seen a ton of anthropomorphic Bill Cipher designs over the past weeks, and each has a cool concept with their own specialties (Spoony’s design is particularly notable). My Bill, unfortunately, looks like a middle aged, expired version of the ‘twink Bill’ from around 2015, except with longer hair. This design is different from what I had imagined it to be, so I chose to draw Bill in 3 stages (as a kid, young adult and as a middle aged man. I’ll post his younger form sometimes later) so the character design wouldn’t go to waste.

For the outfit, I just went with what I’ve seen people draw him clothed in and what I thought would look comfortable. I feel like after being trapped in the Theraprism for ‘rehab’, he would be neglectful of his overall appearance, instead of going for fancier stuff like tuxedos or coats and capes, he’d probably enjoy to wear baggy clothes you can easily throw in the washer and won’t require thorough maintenance. (He might look dusty, but he takes baths, I swear—)

They’re a few variations of what he wears while still with the totality of his powers, maybe I will give him another , more elaborate outfit. I have yet to draw a full body version of Bill where I can show his tattoos and scars—currently I must decide on what to do with his face, I have too many single-eyed ocs, and I’d like to add an original touch to him.

When would the AU in which Bill returns take place?

After the Weirdmaggedon occurred, the residents of Gravity Falls were probably still shaken by the amount of strange and atrocious things they experienced. They’re great chances they’d still be triggered when they see cipher script or anything that reminds them of the evil triangle demon.

In the case of my design for him ,and potential fanfiction outline, Bill would have returned into the dimension where the Pines family won two years after the events, so the traumatic events are fresh in their collective memory. So, Bill would be put under intense scrutiny (by everyone but especially Stan and Ford, they’d be mistrustful of him) and be forced to cover up his tattoos when at work…and in general.

Bill would have a certain reluctance to work at the shack, he’d try to scam the customers to get the sales up upon and get caught red handed at it, or try slacking off during his shifts to try to sneak in Ford’s lab in search for anything that could help him restore his power to its former glory.

The highlight of his days would potentially be to annoy the Pines family, bonding with Mabel and Dipper (being let onto their gossip and some activities they do, maybe help out with their studies as well), and ABOVE ALL, to have some alone time at night to stare at the starry sky.

Psychological traits and etc.

As for his personality, he would be a lot less flamboyant, still as sassy as Weber though, perhaps grouchy from being forced to interact with ‘insufferable sentient meat sacks trapped in a cage of bones with a squishy exterior’. From the majority of cases I have observed, Bill keeps a nonchalant attitude, he is fairly collected and only truly lets out his emotions when it comes to fits of anger, jealousy or, in rare cases, sadness (often related to flashbacks of his childhood or his parents in the Euclidean world).

But what if it wasn’t the case? What if instead, Bill, as a human, would be unable to control his emotions? I had a theory that Bill Cipher has a higher pain tolerance while in his triangular, two-dimensional form partially from his powers but also because of his body isn’t entirely physical, and so it may lack several sensory receptors.

His liking for pain may be due to the fact he could barely feel anything (or plainly because he’s a masochist. Who knows.) It would qualify as a new and interesting experience for him, and he is a curious creature who also ‘efs around to find out’.

However, once he gains a physical human body, he will be faced with various problems humans have: muscle pain, bloating, cramps, eye sores, back sores, hair loss, acne, sickness, getting cuts and bruises easily…and never mind gravity, which would be a new inconvenience for a being who used to float almost 24/7.

So Bill wouldn’t be able to control his emotions because of how humans tend to feel a lot,he’d be forced to resort to masking and even then he wouldn’t be able to hold it for long. Plus, when he was a metaphysical shape, he had a bigger pain tolerance by contrast to when he gained a human body with hundreds of touch and pain receptors—Drinking with his eyes won’t be working no more, ouch!

He’d easily get a meltdown because of overstimulation (from the environment, from interaction with people he mostly hates or dislikes, and from being able to feel a lot more sensations than while in his bi-dimensional, triangular form) and have trouble regulating his body.

Additionally, Bill heavily relied on his magic powers to get stuff he needed or to protect himself, but now that a great chunk of his magic abilities would be gone , it would require more effort from him to do anything. And if he ends up activating the remaining power, the constant use of it would always backfire as his human shell isn’t made to contain the pressure of magic, resulting in cramps and stomach issues.

As a final note to this, in the show it had been shown that he is short tempered and easily leans into his emotions (especially anger) but can use his magic in order to ‘blow off some steam’. (Remember Time Baby and his whole squadron of men—except like for Blendin, getting erased?) However now, he cannot blow up a planet just because he’s having a tantrum, so he would most likely just stomp the ground while shrieking like a five year old.

Yes, when put under pressure, the evil Triangle becomes a CRYangle.

P-S. : He’s trying his best, plz be nice to him.

Edit: Woops it’s Blendin , not Baldwin, he’s not bald yet.

[theholmwoodfoundation]

Mina: "Young man, I am going to warn you exactly once more. Improve your attitude and your choice of words immediately."

Jeremy: "Look, even supposing I buy into this 'possessed by the Harkers' bit, 'Great Grandma,' I do not have the patience to deal with antique rules of decorum while we're busy with the very real and physical oh so minor headache of being hunted by monsters across the moors. Even with that aside, this is the 21st fucking century and etiquette has long since died a gruesome overdue death. Deal with it."

Mina: "Ah, that is a shame. I was hoping to do this the easy way. Using words and basic human decency and the like. It was for your own safety, you see."

Jeremy: "Oh, I am positively quaking. However shall I survive the wrath of a Victorian teacher of tea party rules and how to smile pretty for my husband?"

Mina: "You misunderstand. I was trying to do you a kindness. But I suppose it's too late for that now."

Jeremy: "Meaning what, exactly?"

Mina: "Meaning the last individual to treat me with any form of callousness has his severed head bouncing around in our rucksack with the rest of him still scattered like an anatomical jigsaw puzzle. And while I doubt my Jonathan would be so unjust to himself as to implement permanent damage, he is also the same man who was prepared to sell himself to Hell on my behalf. I would so hate to see him damage himself as a result of this nonsense--please note, darling, I know you are listening to this recording--but I also know he is a most creative fellow when he puts his mind to it. And I will not necessarily be around to stall him in said creativity if he believes you have been churlish with me."

Jeremy: "...You're bluffing."

Mina: "I am imploring, for his sake if not yours. I was indeed a young woman of the late 19th century. I have suffered worse barbs than you could ever fathom, not including the supernatural threats on top of them. I can suffer your rudeness easily. I would rather not suffer the sight of whatever Jonathan means to do to both of you if you insist upon that rudeness. If you truly wish for evidence, I suppose you can wait and see what's happened to you after your next 'blackout.' It is up to you."

Jeremy: "Oh, go f--"

Mina: "...?"

Jeremy: "...forage or something, will you? I saw some brambleberries nearby and I don't need to censor myself over breaking down the tent with you underfoot."

Mina, whispering to the recorder: "We'll call that progress."

LATER

Jeremy: Oh good, you’re back.

Maddie (suspicious): Mr Larkin?

Jeremy: You were a teacher once, yes?

Maddie: I’m glad and slightly concerned you still remember my job interview…

Jeremy: What were some of the…Christ, I don’t know, friendly swear words they taught you to use. They do…teach you to use those things, right?

Madeline: okay, put that down as the weirdest question I’ve ever been asked. Why do you want to know?

Jeremy: oh come on, you listen to those bloo— to those recordings more than anyone. You know perfectly well why.

Maddie: Someone put the fear of Mina Harker in you?

Jeremy: Don’t. Don’t you dare laugh.

[s1llysmut]

Hazbin Hotel Men as Dads

A/N: This isn’t smut also I’ve been super busy sorry guys. Anyways here’s some of my headcanons of how they’d be as dads. In honour of Father’s Day.

Lucifer

I’m assuming this is if he had another child after Charlie. For starters, he is AMAZING with babies. Now with Lilith outta the way he can make the nursery duck themed!!!! He gets them baby duck clothes and duck stuffies and of course rubber ducks! If his kid ever gets hurt (a small injury of course) he totally panics like running around frantically. He has you nearby him 24/7. If his kid gives him any sort of gift he will cry. He absolutely adores his children.

Alastor

Yikes okay so he’s definitely no good with babies. But he’s great with older kids and teenagers! He absolutely spoils his kid. Not to mention he’s extremely protective. His kid is practically attached to his hip 24/7. His child never has and never will watch television. Rosie definitely babysits a lot. Alastor would see his child a bit like an opportunity to lead on his legacy if he ever dies. He loves his kid in his own way I guess.

Husk

He’s pretty good with babies. Very good at getting them to sleep. Crying makes him panic a bit though. A toddler would make him constantly on edge. There’s just so much trouble and danger they could get into when he’s not looking. He keeps his kid away from Alastor as much as he can. If his kid is with him while he’s bartending he’ll give them a juice or a soda while they colour or read or something. He’s overall a really good dad.

Sir Pentious

He’s absolutely amazing with babies. Toddlers make him worry for the same reason as Husk. However, he’s a little less worried since if he doesn’t have his eyes on his kid, his eggs do. He loves playing literally any games with them. If his child is sad he tries to cheer them up rather than comfort them. If his kid gets hurt he also panics like Lucifer. He loves matching his outfits with his kid. He’s a great dad.

Angel Dust

He’s honestly great with a kid of any age. He can handle the responsibilities of a baby, the chaos of a toddler, the hyperactivity of a kid, and the mood swings of a teenager. He keeps his kid a secret from Valentino out of fear for his kid. He also loves matching outfits. He’s definitely a chill fun dad.

Adam

Yikes. He’s not necessarily bad with babies but he’s not great either. He’s great with toddlers and kids though. He will not censor himself around his kid and he’ll find it adorable and hilarious if his kid swears too. He spoils his child to a degree. Lute gets stuck babysitting a lot. He’s not great with comforting his kid. He’ll give them a pat on the back and that’s kinda it. He’s a fun dad but not a great one.

[scribble-brain-aced]

i’m not denying that Hazbin Hotel has problems, i can love a show and acknowledge their flaws at the same time

but as for my take on three common complaints that nobody asked for:

“there’s too much swearing!”

yeah, that’s true. however, people can lose or gain accents from living in certain areas, and people get a ‘tumblr accent’ from being here. maybe it’s the same w/ Hell and swearing? nobody’s discouraging it, and there’s no reason to censor yourself

“there’s so much RED!”

yeah, that too. but first off: it’s HELL. it’s red. and maybe that amount of red is also visual torture for the sinners as well? or maybe there’s a red tint from poisonous gases and fires and whatnot, idk

“why is everyone in suits and ties and top hats?!”

for a lot of history, people wore suits and ties and top hats.

(in order: 1800s, 1930s, 1950s)

yeah, there’s not a lot of variety with the designs, i acknowledge that, but people wore a lot of suits back then.

“charlie’s not from any era, she’s hellborn? no reason for HER to be in a suit”

yes, and she runs a hotel. usually hotel managers wanna look nice and professional.

they could have added more variety to the suit types, yes, but people also just.. WORE A LOT OF SUITS back then! so they’re mostly accurate?

okay that’s it, goodbye, have a great day!

[rascalentertainments]

Wish Granted AU: Flazino

Now the sorcerers' overworked, underappreciated, underpaid, incredibly tired apprentice, Flazino! I keep laughing at the fact that this guy has more depth to him than half the cast of the canon movie. 😂 He went from throwaway character to a nearly co-protagonist character with importance to the story!

His design was inspired by several Disney characters. The outfit and hair are a reference to Arthur/Wart from "The Sword in the Stone". The face and body language is based on George from the Paperman short film (Remember how great that was? And it mastered the 2D/3D hybrid animation long before Wish? What happened to those animators, Disney?)

(You can even use this concept art as reference for Flazino if you want too, especially that pissed off look 😂)

And I swear it wasn't on purpose, but as I started drawing him tired, he started resembling Bruno. All his references are from overworked or stressed out characters and I didn't even do it on purpose! 😂

Now for some backstory and info dump! This was pretty fun because I got to create my own take on him since there's practically nothing on him outside of a deleted scene.

• Like the aforementioned deleted scene, Flazino's wish is to study magic. For this story, its so he can help others lives be better, which is what he thought Magnifico wanted as well. He thought the job would be more glamorous or fun as he learned, but it turns out Mags doesn't actually want a successor. He plans on being in power permanently. He pretends he granted Flaz's wish and instead of studying magic, he's the errand boy, cleans the lab equipment, feeds Sabor, and is in charge of the tour guides for newcomers. Flazino just practices what he can at home and secretly takes ingredients from Amaya's potion cabinet.

•No one's sure if the bags under his eyes are from losing his wish and side effects starting, or its just him being stressed out all the time. Either way he's like Aled, he doesn't sleep much cause he's always working or worrying. He's sort of sassy when he's really tired so he might make an off hand comment. Bonus: He swears, but its censored in the "Spongebob Sailor Mouth" style. You'll just hear a noise or beep censorship sound in place of it. 😂 (Hey, you can say "Hell" and "Damn" in a Pixar movie now, so why not?)

•He gave his wish at 18, and was surprised to hear it was getting granted so soon. Though Mags doesn't really need an apprentice, he takes Flaz on just in case something happened to him, all of his magic, power and evil will go into the apprentice. Sort of passing on his plans to him to become the next Magnifico and continue his work. That's pretty terrifying.

• Most people in the Hamlet think that he and Asha are secretly a thing, but that's not the case. Lord knows Sabino wanted his granddaughter to get a boyfriend so she'd stop being so serious all the time. They never really had feelings like that for each other, they just stayed friends. One part is because Asha has just sealed herself off from connecting deeper with other people, and on Flaz's side, he already has feelings for someone else. (Also, after Star shows up and spends time with Asha, she starts feeling things for him she's been repressing for years. Girl, chill.-)

• During the first few months of becoming the apprentice, he learned about the Hamlet through rumors in Rosas. He didn't understand why people would run away until he stumbles on seeing the king and queen crush the wishes of a couple who talked about leaving Rosas and not trusting the royals. He never saw that couple again.

He later took off one night into the forest to finds this supposed Hamlet using a tracking spell. Once he finds it, Sabino and other people tell him why they ran and what a monster the royal could be. Flazino felt so disgusted that he promised to help anyway he could. So he makes an excuse to get specialty mushroom from the Uncharted Forest once a month and brings supplies to the Hamlet ever since. (stuff like seeds to grow food, flour, medicine, toys for the kids)

• A lot of the people actually go to Flazino if they can't get to the king for help improving the kingdom, or people needing help. The royals don't do crap, so he just does the best he can himself. But most people don't realize he's the one that granting their needs and not the royals.

• His connection to the 7 Teens actually foreshadows Asha bringing them together. Like the deleted scene suggested, they all know him as the "great apprentice to the king", when he's really just a tired guy trying not lose his sanity. He has different interactions with each of them.

Gabo is the one shouting that the royals are evil like a conspiracy theorist, but since he's such a low threat, they send Flazino to get rid of him and everytime he gets away. Gabo's been a nuisance for months now and he's even defacing anything with the royals on it. He actually agrees with Gabo, but obviously can't say it out loud.

For Simon, he tries to keep him awake when he can for his knight training, or guard duty so its his way of trying to help fulfill his wish of being a knight. He's tired himself, so its even harder.

Safi is allergic to practically everything when he cleans, so Flaz has an idea to make a medicine that can cure that through magic. He has no idea its just so he can talk to the girl he likes without sneezing in someone's face. 😂

Hal is one of the easiest he gets along with. She's pretty content where she is and gets along with him fine. Though he gets roped into doing some of her work when he's not paying attention, lol. If she does see an injustice being done to someone else she'll step in to help them.

Bazeema he's not even sure what she thinks of him. She's so shy whenever he talks to her, all he knows is that she does a great job caring for the local animals and flora in the kingdom, which he's thanked her many times for. Though she has been leaving him yellow roses as thank you messages.

Dahlia is actually the one he bonds with the best. He ends up talking to her when its time for Sabor's breakfast or dinner and she makes the food by hand with her parents. At first he just talked to her out of convenience and vent a little bit about being overworked (much to his surprise, she's actually listening). Then the two of them just found some comfort in talking to each other when they've had a long day and now its developed into a full-on crush for him. But with Dahlia going all fangirl on Magnifico, he doesn't have high hopes the feelings mutual. (She's been dropping hints but he's not getting it)

So I guess we got three Flazinos right now: RFTS!Flaz who actually likes his job and still wants to learn magic, UaS!Flaz who's a prince of the evil royals, and then WG!Flaz is an overworked man who wants to hurt his bosses. Y'all need therapy. 😂

(So now, Chapter 6 of WG will be out tomorrow! 😏)

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[shanastoryteller]

Happy 1st day of pride Shana! Can I get some royed on this wonderful day?

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Al has heard his brother described a lot of different ways over the years by a lot of different people.

As a flirt is new.

Well, technically Russel had called him a slut, but Al had gotten used to censoring Russel over the years, even in his own head. Especially in his own head.

“Do we need to talk about the general?” Al asks, perched on the edge of his brother’s bed with steaming cup of coffee heaped with sugar held out between them as a bribe.

Ed takes the coffee, burns his mouth on it and keeps drinking anyway, then slowly pries his eyes open. When they were younger and traveled everywhere, back when Al was still a suit of armor, Ed woke up quickly by necessity. These days it’s more of a process.

He’d let it wait, but it’s probably better for them to figure this out before the rest of the household wakes up. Most of the time he likes living with everyone, even if Khayal has sort of burned down the living room. Twice.

What’s the point of having four alchemists under one roof if they have to worry about little things like structural integrity?

Ed blinks several times, takes another bracing sip of coffee, then asks, “Maes likes him.”

If he hadn’t personally vouched for him, they’d have had this conversation a lot sooner than now. Ed lets him into the lab when they’re working, for fuck’s sake. The last time higher up had tried to barge their way in, Ed had set him on fire.

“He’s handsome,” he says.

That at least gets him some amusement. “Does Winry know you have a crush? She’s not great at sharing.”

“Brother,” he says reproachfully.

He sighs, but quirks his lips enough that Al knows he’s taking him seriously. “He’s a nice looking guy, and he’s smart, and Maes likes him. Olivier likes him too, she doesn’t spend that much time swearing about people she doesn’t like, she just stabs them. It’s just some flirting, Al.”

Nothing if ever just anything with his brother, but he just sighs and nods and wonders how long it will take for something to push this beyond flirting.

Scheiska has already started a pool.

[shadowpeachceo]

Ninjago incorrect quotes Garmadad

Lloyd: What are you doing here?

Emperor Garmadon: I could ask you the same question.

Lloyd: I live here. This is my house.

Emperor Garmadon: I should probably ask you a different question.

Lord Garmadon: I’m going to hell.

Lloyd: Probably.

Lord Garmadon: I'll pick you up?

Lloyd: *nodding* Carpool.

Computer: Please enter a password.

Sensei Garmadon: *types in Lloyd*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Sensei Garmadon: How fucking DARE YOU-

Emperor Garmadon: Quick! You must come with me! Your in great danger!

Lloyd: Why?!

Emperor Garmadon: Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.

Lil Lloyd: Help! I’m drowning!

Lord Garmadon: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Lil Lloyd: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Lil Lloyd: But that’s censorship.

Lord Garmadon: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

Sensei Garmadon: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Lloyd: Which one? I can't do both.

Emporer Garmadon: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Lloyd: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Lil Lloyd: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Lord Garmadon: You sleep with a teddybear.

Lil Lloyd: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Lord Garmadon: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Lil Lloyd: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Lord Garmadon: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Lloyd in season 4: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Sensei Garmadon: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Lil Lloyd: Hand me the people opener.

Lord Garmadon: ...

Lord Garmadon: Pardon?

Lil Lloyd, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!

Lord Garmadon, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Lil Lloyd: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Lord Garmadon: Knife. It's called a knife.

*Lord Garmadon raised Lloyd Au*

Lil Lloyd: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Lord Garmadon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Lloyd: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Lord Garmadon: What did you do?!

Lloyd: NOBODY DIED!

Lord Garmadon: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Lloyd: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Garmadon: Oh no.

Lloyd: More like "oh yes!"

Lloyd: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Sensei Garmadon: Do you make any other kind?

Season 3 Garmadon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Season 11 Lloyd: Killed without hesitation.

Emperor Garmadon: If we lose, you'll go back to not being my son.

Lloyd: I was your son again?

Movie Garmadon: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Movie Lloyd: Yes?

Movie Garmadon: We’re in too deep.

Sensei Garmadon: How has life been treating you lately?

Movie Lloyd: Horribly.

Movie Garmadon: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Show Lloyd: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.

Movie Garmadon: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.

Movie and show Lloyd: ...

*movieverse At the police station*

Movie Lloyd: Hi, I’m here for Lord Garmadon.

Police officer: Who’s Garmadon?

movie Lloyd: Ah, you must be new.

Sensei Garmadon: How are you today?

Oni Lloyd: Please don’t make me think about my life.

[butterflyscribbles]

So I haven’t talked nearly enough about Mutant Mayhem yet but I saw it for the second time a few days ago and they have consumed all my thoughts have some random headcanons I’m dying I have to talk about them more:

⚠️(Spoiler warning for MM as well)⚠️

April

- Lives with her mom and grandfather on her mother’s side. Raised by a single mom who’s a veterinarian and her grandpa, a retired tailor and clothing retail manager, moved in after her grandma passed away a few years ago.

- Listens to way too many murder mystery podcasts and thrillers are her favorite movie genre

- Practices doodling a lot in the sides of her journal or class notes. She’s inspired by courtroom sketch artists and old biology journals.

- Swears like a sailor. Even more than Raph. Tries to censor herself around them but it only gets worse the closer they become as friends

- Becomes a sort of ambassador for the turtles and other mutants in the city. Anyone who doesn’t approve of them, goes through her…

- Favorite subject is biology, outside of working on the school newspaper of course

Leo

- Big time book worm. Has read a lot of the classics like The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, etc. which gives him an advantage heading into high school. His favorite subject is literature naturally as a result.

- Autistic, practically canon but just putting it out there

- Like April, he’s got a sensitive stomach under pressure. Nausea flares up all the time, especially at the sight or smell of blood. They bond over it. Nothing brings two people together like commiserating that your tummy hurts all the time🤝

- Hopeless romantic. Had fallen head over heels for a few other girls he spotted up top even before April came along. She was just…different. He watches a lot of sappy romance movies too they make him feel all warm and fuzzy.

- Love language is words of affirmation big time. He’s always about hyping up the people he loves and will defend them through anything.

Raph

- He’s the team medic in this iteration. He’s no professional but growing up he had so many injuries from being a scrappy lil dude that he picked up on how to take care of ‘em on his own and of course shares that knowledge with his bros and April later. He’s surprisingly gentle when he needs to be.

- He’s the most prone to nightmares/night terrors. The fact that Raph was the one to go seek comfort from Splinter in the tots scene is so important to me.

- He and Donnie are the anime enthusiasts. Hasn’t seen as many as Donnie but it’s close.

- Scratching his shell gently, especially up by the shoulder blades, is like an automatic snooze button. He passes out within minutes.

- Second biggest crybaby to Mikey. It happens when he feels any emotion too strongly whether it’s happiness, anger, sadness, etc. and he hates it. Makes him feel weak, which is why there usually is a lot of punching involved too.

Donnie

- Can’t swim and is the only one who actively dislikes getting into the water.

- He and Leo have been studying how to speak and write Japanese together for years. Don has picked up a lot from all the anime he watches.

- Is the most emotionally open version of Donnie to date. He’s always telling his family how much he loves them without restraint and is the first to ask what’s wrong if he picks up on someone acting weird or trying to hide something.

- To compliment the above hc, he’s insanely observational, like Sherlock level. They don’t know how he’s able to do it but his attention to detail and his ability to take that and create plans and get a read on people is baffling. If Donnie doesn’t get a good vibe off someone, believe him and run the other way. (Makes him really good at those spot the different puzzles too lol.)

- Loves to dance just like his previous incarnation before him:’) Bootyyyshaker9001

Mikey

- Is actually afraid of cats…growing up with Splinter, who would freak out at the sight of them, only taught him to freak out along with him. They are sharp and unpredictable.

- Other than that however he’s an animal lover. Had a few pet fish through the years that he saved after being flushed.

- Practically canon but the most physically affectionate by leagues. Constantly seeking a brother, adopted mutant family member, or an April to cling to.

- Super into musicals and is a actually a decent singer

- Can take a punch like nothing you’ve ever seen and can still be standing….but gets sick constantly his immune system is wack

[winchesterwild78]

The Mistake pt 3

Master List

Characters: Soldier Boy (Ben) x Reader

Warning: Language, Angst, mention of death, fluff

A/N: Just something I cooked up while falling asleep the other night. Possibly a short series. All stories are my own and does not follow The Boys timeline. It does use the characters, but is not associated with the series in any way. 

Minors DNI 18+ 

*Time Jump 1 year*

“Ben, can you get the boys ready? Everyone will be here soon and I still have to finish the cake.” Ben grumbled a little bit but walked to the boys’ room. 

The past year went by too quickly. The twins’ first birthday was today and you were having a small party for them. Ben had stepped up and was an amazing father and supportive of you going back to work when you healed enough. 

As you finished up the cake you heard Ben arguing with your toddlers about getting dressed. “Fuu..Fudge. Get over here Jr and put these pants on.” You heard Ben say loudly. You laughed, Ben was trying not to cuss around the boys so they wouldn’t pick up the colorful language. So when he censored himself it made you giggle. 

You heard the sound of little feet running towards the kitchen. Looking up you saw Benjamin standing there in his diaper and laughing. “Are you giving daddy a hard time?” You walked over towards him and he put his arms up wanting you to pick him up. 

You scooped up the toddler and he snuggled in your arms. Walking into the nursery you saw Ben just finishing up with Brenden. He looked at you and the toddler in your arms and smirked. “He’s a mama’s boy for sure.” You hugged him tighter, “Nothing wrong with that.” You smiled at Ben. Ben walked over to you and kissed your lips, “No there’s not. The kids got good taste. His mom is fucking hot.” “Ben! Language.” Ben laughed. “I speak the truth, baby.” He smacked your ass as he left the room.

You got Ben Jr dressed and he took off running as soon as you put him down. One of the things that scared you the most was the boys coming into their powers. Homelander’s powers came early in life so you were terrified when and what the boy's powers would come and be. Ben wasn’t as worried as you. 

Ben was helping you finish setting up when the phone rang. He answered the call and stepped out of the room. You continued working and didn’t think anything about the phone call until you realized Ben had been gone for a while. Just as you went to look for Ben the doorbell rang. 

Opening the door you saw Annie and Hughie. “Where are my little nephews?” She asked as soon as you answered the door. “Oh I see, I don’t exist anymore.” You laughed and Hughie hugged you. 

“Sorry, hey babes. How are you?” “I’m good. Your nephews are around here somewhere.” She went looking for them. She walked towards the back of the house and heard Ben on the phone. “Look, I can't get away today. I have to stay here for the party. I know. I’ll come by as soon as I can, I promise.” Annie froze. Her heart sank.

Ben hung up and came out of the room, startled to see Annie. “Oh, hey Barbie. How are you?” “I’m good, I was looking for my nephews. Is everything okay, Ben? I heard you on the phone.” Ben’s eyes went wide and he swallowed hard, “Yeah, everything is great.” 

Annie’s eyes grew angry, “Ben, I swear if you’re cheating on her I will cut your balls off.” “How about you mind your own fucking business?!” Ben growled. Annie was pissed, “She is my fucking business you asshole!” 

You heard Annie and Ben shouting and looked at Hughie. The two of you went to the room they were in. “Hey! What the hell are you two fighting about? It’s the twins’ birthday for Christ sake. I thought you two were getting along. What the hell happened?”

Looking between Ben and Annie for answers, you were met with clenched jaws and silence. “Well?” Ben was the first to speak, “Barbie needs to mind her own business and stop trying to interfere in my fucking life.” “Fuck you Ben! I told you, Y/N is my business!” “No she isn’t, not anymore!”

You were getting angry. Whatever happened between them was enough to piss both of them off and you were not about to let either of them ruin today, “Enough! I don’t care at this point what happened. You two need to settle it or push it down until the party is over. Today is about those two boys in there, not you two!”

Ben and Annie looked embarrassed. Annie spoke softly, “You’re right, I’ll keep quiet.” “Good, now the two of you need to figure out how to coexist. I love you both, and I’m tired of this fighting.” Annie mumbled something under her breath about ‘a cheating bastard’ and it made your heart clench. You were hoping it wasn’t what you thought.

The doorbell rang indicating the arrival of the guests. You looked between your best friend and your boyfriend, took a deep breath, put a smile on your face and walked away to answer the door. 

The party went well, even with Annie and Ben glaring at each other the whole night. By the time the party was over, the boys were passed out in their beds. Annie and Hughie were helping you clean up when Ben walked into the room. “Hey, I’m gonna run out for a little bit. I’ll be back later.” Ben kissed your lips softly. “Ben, where are you going? I was hoping to get some alone time with you since the boys are asleep.”

Annie stopped what she was doing and was watching Ben and you. “Look, I said I’d be back later. I have somewhere I need to be.” You touched his arm, “Benji, can’t it wait? It’s late.” He pulled back, causing you to gasp, “No, it can’t wait. I told you I’d be back. Jesus woman, I’m not in prison. I can come and go as I please.” 

His words were like a knife to your heart. Tears pricked your eyes, and you bit your lip trying to prevent them from falling. “Just remember I love you Ben, and I’m at home with our boys, waiting for you.” “Yeah, I know. Love you too doll.” Then he walked out the door.

The tears you’d been holding back fell. Annie was by your side. “Oh, sweetie. Shh, it’s okay.” Through your sobs you begged Annie to tell you what the two of them were fighting about. She finally gave in and told you, “I overheard him on the phone. He was telling someone he couldn’t get away because of the party, and he promised he’d leave when he could.

Your heart sank. “I knew he couldn’t do this life. He’d been too used to bed hopping and being on his own. I’m a fool thinking he could love only me. That the boys and I could be enough for him. Oh Annie, what am I going to do? I love him so much. He fucking promised!”

“I know, Y/N. I’m so sorry. I thought he was going to change too.” A rage filled your body. One that scared you and motivated you. “Annie, I’m not going to let him do this to me or our family. Can you watch the boys? Since he won’t tell me where he’s going I’ll find out for myself.”

Hughie stepped in, “I don’t know if that’s a good idea, Y/N. Think about it before you let anger take over.” “Hughie, I can’t let him get away with this. He told me he loved me and the boys and he’s cheating again.” “Y/N, you don’t know that for sure. It could be anything.” “Well if it was something innocent then he would have told me. No, he’s seeing someone, going to meet them in secret. I know it.” 

Hughie touched your arm, “Please think about this before you do anything rash. Just reflect on this past year with him and think before you do anything.” You could feel his concern, but you ignored it. “Annie, I’ll be back as soon as I can.” She hugged you and told you to take your time.

You grabbed your stuff and got in your car, driving towards town. Picking up your phone you tried to call Ben. He didn’t answer. You hung up and called again, still no answer. This time you left a voicemail, “Ben, answer your fucking phone! I know what you’re doing and I’m not going to let you do this to me, to our boys. At least be a fucking man about it and admit you’re balls deep in another woman because you’re not attracted to me or want our life together anymore. You call yourself a fucking man? Ha! A real man would have the balls to tell me he didn’t love me anymore and wanted out. I’d let you leave if you weren’t happy. I’ve always just wanted you to be happy.”

You hung up seething with anger, shaking and tears falling. You had no idea where you were going. You just hoped you’d see his car or him. Ben’s phone went off with the voicemail notification, but he ignored it. 

He pulled up to his destination and got out. A young, thin, beautiful, busty, blonde was standing on the sidewalk waiting to greet him, “Ben! I’m so glad you could make it. You had me worried you weren’t coming.” “I told you I’d come when I could. It’s good to see you again, doll. Shall we go in?” He hugged her. “Yes, come on. I have everything you need inside.” She smiled at him. Ben placed his hand on the small of her and led her in the building.

You came around the corner in your car and saw Ben. Your heart sank and shattered. She was gorgeous, toned, tight and not carrying extra weight anywhere. You pulled over, crying. Anger and sadness flowing through your body like a volatile ocean wave. You tried to call him again, but this time it went straight to voicemail. So you called Annie.

When she answered all she heard was you crying. “Shh, it’s okay sweetie. Tell me what happened.” “Annie….he’s…..with….another….woman.” You were able to gasp out through your sobs. “She’s….perfect…I….lost…him.” Annie was pissed. She’d hope she was wrong. Now she wanted to kill Ben. This was the second time he’d broken your heart and she was pissed. 

“Come home honey. We will figure it out. Hughie and I will keep the boys while you pack up his shit.” “I’ll be home later. I need to let him know he can’t do this shit to me.” 

You wiped your tears, told Annie you loved her and hung up. Sitting in your car you tried to decide what your next move was. After a few minutes you decided to wait in your car and see what unfolded. Part of you was terrified of what you would see if you walked into the building he was in. You just knew he was in her arms there, but you couldn’t bear to see it. 

A few minutes later Ben had listened to your voicemail and his heart broke. “Fuck!” He growled. The blonde was startled, “Ben, what’s wrong?” “I need to call Y/N.” He pushed the call and your phone rang. You sat looking at the screen, not wanting to talk to him. “Please baby, pick up. Shit! Voicemail.” He hung up and called again, then again. Each time he was sent to voicemail. 

He called back again, hoping this time you’d finally answer. You took a deep breath and answered the call. “Hello.” You whispered. “Oh thank god, baby where are you? I’ve been trying to call you. Baby I don’t want out. I love you, I love our boys. Why would you think I want out?” 

Your voice barely above a whisper, “I saw you Ben, I saw her. Please just admit it. I deserve better than a lie. I promise you can still see the boys. I won’t keep you from them.” 

“Baby, please listen to me, I’m not cheating on you. I LOVE YOU! Fuck!” “I can’t do this again, Ben. I love you and I gave you everything you said you wanted. I guess I’m just not enough for you. Goodbye Ben.” You hung up before he could say another word.

Ben’s anger and hurt filled his body. You got out of your car and started to walk towards the building he was in. You grabbed the doorknob, then everything went black.

Your eyes fluttered open and you were in a dimly lit room, the steady sound of beeping filling the air. The smell of bleach and antiseptic filling your nose. You rubbed your eyes and as they adjusted you realized you were in the hospital. 

Looking around you met the gaze of Ben and Annie. There was a tension in the air, but when they both saw you wake up they were by your side. “Where are the boys?” You asked Annie. “They are with Hughie and the rest of the gang. They are safe, sweetie. How are you feeling?” “I’m sore, what happened?” 

Ben hung his head. “Well, the macho man over here blew half the block.” Your eyes went wide. You noticed a tear run down Ben’s face. You still hadn’t said a word to Ben. “Was anyone hurt or killed?” “Yeah, his girlfriend was killed by the blast, you and about 12 other people were hurt.” 

You saw Ben’s jaw clench. “I’ve already told you she wasn’t my fucking girlfriend. Fuck!” He ran his fingers through his hair in frustration. “Okay, whatever you say, Ben.” 

“Guys, please stop. We don’t need him blowing up the hospital.” Ben’s eyes were heavy with worry and regret. “Annie, can you give us a minute, please?” Annie started to protest, “Please, he won’t hurt me.” She scoffed, kissed your head and glared at Ben. 

When she left, shutting the door behind her, you looked at Ben. “Ben, what happened?” His head was low, his eyes filled with tears. “I didn’t mean to. I got upset and before I knew it I blew. I didn’t mean to kill anyone or hurt anyone. I’m so sorry.” 

You gently touched his hand, “Ben, it wasn’t your fault.” “Yes it was. I fucked up and lost you again.” “Ben, please tell me who she was. I need to know.” Ben grabbed your hand and held it. “She wasn’t my girlfriend. I swear to you. I love you and only you. I love our life together, I love our boys. She was helping me…” “Ben, honey, please. What was she helping you with?” 

“She was helping me with this..” Ben pulled out a small velvet box from his pocket. Your eyes went wide. You instantly regretted everything you had accused him of and said. This was your fault. Him blowing up, her being dead, you and so many other people hurt. This was your fault because you accused him of cheating.

“Oh Ben. I’m so sorry.” Tears fell from your eyes. “This is all my fault. I should have trusted you.” Ben caressed your face, rubbing the tears away, “Shhh, no. This isn’t your fault. It was a mistake. That’s it. Maybe I should have let Barbie in on the whole surprise. But I knew she couldn’t keep it from you.” 

“Oh Ben.” “Baby, she was helping me design the ring. She called earlier to tell me it was ready and she wanted me to come check it out. I had this whole thing planned for you and I fucked it up.” “No you didn’t Ben. I don’t care about a big fancy proposal. I just want you and our boys forever.” 

Ben leaned down to you, “Can I kiss you baby?” “Please.” Ben leaned in and placed a soft kiss on your lips. “I love you baby, you’ve gotten under my skin, broke down my walls and gave me the life I didn’t think I’d ever get. I love our life and our boys. Would you complete me by marrying me?” 

A tear slipped from your eye, you took a deep breath, “Yes, Ben. I want nothing more than to marry you. I love you too.” Ben opened the box to reveal a beautiful ring with two stones fused together, wrapped in rose gold and small diamonds studding the band. He slid it on your finger and you gasped. 

“It’s beautiful, Ben,” He pulled you into a passionate kiss. “I’m so sorry Ben.” “Shh, it’s okay baby.” You kept staring at the beautiful ring on your finger. You couldn’t believe you were engaged to him. “I guess we better tell Barbie she can come back in.” You chuckled, “Yeah. I’m sure she’s ready to break down the door.”

Ben walked out and told Annie she could come back in. “Ben, can you give us a minute? I want to talk to Annie alone.” “Sure baby. I’ll go get you something to eat.” He placed a kiss on your lips and left the room. Annie’s eyes wide when he kissed you.

“Don’t tell me you’re back with that asshole? Shit, Y/N. When are you going to learn?” “Annie, he wasn’t cheating.” “Yeah right. You said you saw him with the girl, and they found her body in the building with him.” “He wasn’t cheating, she was helping him with this.” You showed her your hand and she gasped. 

“Oh Y/N. I am so sorry. I didn’t mean to cause this. Had I known I would have kept you calm and told you not to worry. Damn it. Why didn’t he tell me?” “He said he was worried you’d tell me and ruin the surprise.” You both smiled, “He’s probably right.” You both nodded and laughed. 

“Let me see that ring.” Annie said, grabbing your hand. “It’s beautiful. He did good, but why are the two stones fused together?” “I’m not sure, but it’s gorgeous.

The two of you sat talking about wedding plans and ideas. Annie joked about having a joint wedding, you told her there was no way Ben would agree to that. About a half hour later, Ben returned. Annie stood and walked over to him. “Look, I’m sorry Ben. I shouldn’t have second guessed you, and I should have minded my own business. The ring is beautiful, and for what it’s worth, I’m happy for both of you.” “Thanks Annie, I appreciate it. I wanted to tell you, but I was worried you’d tell her.” “You’re right, I probably would have.” She hugged Ben and told you she was going to check on the twins.

Ben handed you the coffee he bought you and you smiled at him. “Ben, what are the two stones for? It’s beautiful and so unique.” “Oh, that was April’s idea. It’s called ‘Toi et moi’ which means you and me.” He smiled and his green eyes sparkled. “Oh Ben, it’s perfect. It is you and me forever, my love.” 

A week later you were being released from the hospital. Ben picked you up and took you home. Everyone was there when you got home to welcome you and congratulate you and Ben. The twins came running up to you and wouldn’t leave your side the rest of the day. 

Frenchie loved the ring and told Ben he did a great job. He was proud Ben spoke French and knew what it meant. After a few hours, everyone left. Leaving you, Ben and the twins alone. 

Ben helped you get the boys to sleep, and the two of you snuggled on the couch together. “How are you feeling sweetheart?” “Better. Tired from everything, but happy to be home with my boys.” “Good, how about we take this to the bedroom and celebrate, just you and I?”

You smirked and bit your lip, “What do you have in mind?” “Oh I’m better at showing than telling.” Ben stood, scooped you up and carried you to the bedroom. The whole way you protested, “Ben, put me down. I weigh too much!” He laid you on the bed, closed the door with his foot, “No, you’re fucking perfect. Your beautiful body carried and gave birth to our boys. I’d carry you around the rest of your life if I could.” 

You smiled, “I love you, Benji.” “I love you too, Y/N, now let’s get these clothes off.” You giggled as Ben pulled your clothes and then his off. Leaving you both naked and exposed. “You ready, darlin’?” You nodded yes. “Good, because I’m ready to see this body full of my babies again.” He smirked. “You want another baby, Ben?” “Hell yes, I need a girl now.” “That would be perfect, Ben.”

“Good, now let’s get busy so I can fuck a baby into you again.” “Always the charmer, aren’t you.” You chuckled. “I can’t help it. I love your body and you.” “Okay Ben, fuck a baby into me.” That’s all it took, Ben’s lips captured yours in a heated kiss and the two of you did a lot of celebrating, all night long. 

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[wandagcre]

can I get some Sam angst or no? Like she been hanging around d*nny a little too much so it causes some issues?

the censor on his name 😭

no because at first you swear that you didn't mind. sam's neighbor has been always helpful to the carpenter sisters, or so you've heard.

then you got to see him in flesh, interacting with her. man he was ripped, possibly perfect specimen for the men lovers, there was no doubt at that.

"danny, let me introduce you to my girlfriend," sam spoke highly of you. you didn't expect that, so you beamed with pride of course.

"girlfriend? oh wow," looking back at danny, he scrunched his nose and shot this awkward yet acknowledging nod. "the real life saver, i suppose."

"she really is,"

though, couple days later you cannot distinguish rationally whether sam has mentioned the man many times or it was all your insecurity can fixate on. it feels as though your body is prickled with discomfort. was it because you cannot gauge whether danny took your first meeting as a bump that he can overcome and win sam over or you were overanalyzing it? you cannot help but have these thoughts. sam also looked happy bringing him up at conversations. you thought how they were conventionally attractive together.

bottling up didn't help as you eventually let it all out at once. sam looked aghast. you felt a little guilty.

"seriously? your indifference was cute at first. sure, i get that you can be jealous but what do you think will happen? there's absolutely nothing between us!"

"but you guys look great together. he feels like everything i couldn't be,"

"says who?!" sam frustratingly exclaimed. "what do i care about that if it's you that i want. don't you trust me?"

you were halted to realize that maybe this could have been a proper and more mature conversation. that maybe sam can have reassured you better and maybe if you weren't so blinded by your insecurities, you would've been more willing to actually listen.

sam however, took your silence negatively.

"unbelievable."

that was the first night both of you slept with pillows dampened because of tears. you realize how you have to fix things up, as this was a make or break moment for your relationship with sam.