#the cashier

[notaspy-yah]

some of my regretevator art lol

[dialtonetophat]

I ship Red Groceries:]]] (Emerson and The Cashier) Another thing I am aware of I KNOW CASHIER IS 17 OKAY HOWEVER, in my au Emerson is 16 since yknow I can see them both being teenagers being fed up w/ their job[ I DO NOT SHIP MINORS WITH ADULTS, NO THANK YOU] In my au [days by days] They're both just tired teenagers. AND I'M NOT SEXUALIZING THEM, THEY ARE MINORS. I will only post fluff of them!!! [Sweet love like hugs, cheek kisses, cuddles, cute moments, all that stuff.]

[gdbemyfd]

<3

[asillyartist]

P.2 One of explaining the chart between the NPCs and Mike

(Here is the orginal Chart!) (P.1 here)

if you wanna know just keep reading!!!

Jermbo~ He knows him a little, as Jermbo does not or does not care

Jeremy~ tbh bro will have a crush on anyone, as Mike hates him for that matter just think Jeremy will grab him first before any other NPC

MR~ Mike does not know exactly why the rock floors him as Mr like to fuck around with Mike, it likes to see Mike terrified when it burns others

Crem~ Nothing special really...

Emerson~ They are Both bros they will hang out after work and talk about how the players suck and such

Dave~ Never meet, in fact, Mike did in the past as an human but does not know anymore

Jimmy~ Knows him due to Mannequin_Mark

Miché~ Knows him but not a lot (due to him not being in-game anymore)

SwibbleDib~ They Met not once and are quite chill with each other becoming friends due to their boring jobs in a sort of way

Yum Zlurplie~ Know Yum due to SwibbleDib while talking

Gregoriah~ They both love their dynamic mostly the fact the size he is so tiny next to Mike, they both do dumb shit in Fun Flood at Squishy's when Greg has the free time to do so

Sab~ Never meet, in fact, Mike did in the past as an human but does not know anymore

Mach~ aw... Mach Mach Mach she and Mike have soem sort of lore, her being the main reason why Mike is not human anymore, he does not know if he should call it a blessing or a curse, their dynamic is weird, in the past they knew each other better when mike was human now she hates him of what he did, and he just has a crush on her and does not want to even try to ask out because is worth less

Enphoso~ well Mike finds him to be weird and thinks he is just a boss, as Enphoso thinks they are friends and does try to use Mike and manipulate him but Mike does not get defective by it

The Cashier~ Never meet, in fact, Mike did in the past as an human but does not know anymore

Clover~ Never meet, in fact, Mike did in the past as an human but does not know anymore

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Group E Round 4

[image ID: the first image is of The Cashier, a Thai man in a white or light blue polo shirt and black cap. at least one of his ears are pierced. the second image is of Stag Malinay, a young man with auburn hair and yellow-orange eyes. he's wearing a black shirt, black pants, and black, lace up knee high boots with belt straps. he's sitting on a red and gold throne. beside him is written his name, "Stag Malinay." end ID]

The Cashier

The world is literally ending. The moon is exploding. And this guy is still working as a cashier at some convenience store because the world might as well end anyways. He still insists that people pay for what they get from the store even though the world is going to end in a few hours. Then this strange guy shows up and questions him about it and asks him if he's afraid to die. The cashier is like "no not really" and the guy responds "well clearly you don't know what it's like to die" and the cashier responds "well have you died before" and the guy is like "no. I'm Death >:3" so what does the cashier do? he buys the man a drink and lets him crash at the store for the next several hours until the guy gets possessed by a different supernatural entity and runs out of the store to try to save the world. The cashier is just such a chill guy and insane customer service worker I love him so much I wish he had a name in canon.

Stag Malinay

Very self confident, bisexual manwhore with a troubled background he doesn't like to talk about. Said past is the cause of all his anger issues which he regularly takes out on the MC, initially. They become friends later, so it's okay. Also, he has a Tumblr account! @stagmalinay, run by me, the author. Can't really get more obscure than only selling a few copies of my entire book so far. [additional propaganda 1] [additional propaganda 2] [additional propaganda 3] [additional propaganda 4] [additional propaganda 5] [additional propaganda 6]

[donutz]

Requests✦![Regretevator]

This post is for requests! They are currently closed though( ; ω ; )

[tapparell-a]

that time I didn't have the card to pay and the question:

"pay by debit card?"

I replied: "no with...physical...money....paper"

because I couldn't remember how cash was called.

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

Got a bunch of CDs at Amoeba Music over the weekend with @sour-charity and @kaleidoscope-cosmic-power !

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[jojaxcola]

and that's why that lady works fourteen hour shifts :)

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[serendippertyy]

I am so excited for ep 4 it's giving off krusty krab vibes and I'm losing my mind over it is SO funny to me 😭😭

and I absolutely love this brush so much it is a motivation lifesaver,,plus I've been working on pushing expressions and trying to not be a perfectionist and this is the result and I'm having so much fun! enjoy my silly doodles lol 🤭

[notaspy-yah]

some sketches i found

[transfaguette]

im not saying office jobs aren’t bad in some ways but its always very telling when people treat it like the WORST job at the bottom of the rung…because they have never had to face manual labor as a real option they would ever be forced to take.

[starryeyedgazer]

Some more sketches of the Cashier (Cash)

[klapollo]

cashiers should make 50 dollars an hour minimum, get comprehensive PTO + benefits packages, and get expensive top of the line chairs to sit in at the register. im not joking at all.

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Group E Round 2

[image ID: the first image is a gif of the Cursebringer Angel, a bronze mechanical machine. it has 2 large masks attached to it that rotate around it. the second image is of The Cashier, a Thai man in a white or light blue polo shirt and black cap. at least one of his ears are pierced. end ID]

Cursebringer Angel

Synthesizes two items together when you throw them at him. The only helpful dude you find in the Neurotower. Nonbinary Queen.

The Cashier

The world is literally ending. The moon is exploding. And this guy is still working as a cashier at some convenience store because the world might as well end anyways. He still insists that people pay for what they get from the store even though the world is going to end in a few hours. Then this strange guy shows up and questions him about it and asks him if he's afraid to die. The cashier is like "no not really" and the guy responds "well clearly you don't know what it's like to die" and the cashier responds "well have you died before" and the guy is like "no. I'm Death >:3" so what does the cashier do? he buys the man a drink and lets him crash at the store for the next several hours until the guy gets possessed by a different supernatural entity and runs out of the store to try to save the world. The cashier is just such a chill guy and insane customer service worker I love him so much I wish he had a name in canon.