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maxz-b · 1 month ago

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thinking about. lewis hamiltonn. this is in fact part 10/???

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foreverfearlessred · 3 months ago

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oohhhh when I tell you I’m about to do something that puts me on the international news. James Vowles shut the fuck up challenge when. I hope your shitty excel spreadsheet gets corrupted x

#hope their excel spreadsheet gets corrupted x #mans doesn’t stop running his mouth #can you believe that the first race week of the season I was like fully team Williams #saying how I thought he was a great TP and that i picked a team to want to follow like where drivers aren’t a factor it’d be Williams #I hate that I even said that for one race #truly can’t wait for Logan to be free of him and his shitty treatment and just go back to enjoying racing #Logan deserves so much better #like I had this shitty comparison to Alex like why’s he out here making it out like Loges’ purposefully driving into the wall each weekend #*hate not had #my mans Logan is doing well now that the car he’s driving is acc getting upgrades and isn’t the weight of a fucking elephant #I’m ngl I hate for Alex to be dsq but man do I love to see Williams fail #anyways #justice for Logan Sargeant #ls2 #logan sargeant #f1 #formula 1 #dutch gp 2024 #netherlands gp 2024 #zandvoort 2024 #james vowles #Williams

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wafflesrisa · 21 hours ago

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Oh wait is it a toxic family when the father refuses to take accountability and instead blames the kids for his mistakes? And as a result the kids are unwillingly shoehorned into roles where one is the golden perfectionistic never allowed to criticise the family child, and the other is the black sheep difficult selfish disobedient child?

And the golden child is about to explode because he’s never allowed to have his own opinions and so when he feels real frustration at his father, he can’t land the blame there and so he’s conditioned to blame his sibling instead?

And the black sheep child just takes the criticism and the blame and learns to become overly defensive, because he’s learned no one will watch his back but himself, not even his sibling?

Oh wait it’s not a toxic family.

It’s Scuderia Ferrari

#take all the misplaced anger between Charlos and direct it at Fred Vasseur #may Charles and Carlos both realise this #look this post is parasocial and I take that #but it’s literally a toxic family dynamic #it’s a situation where each party becomes more and more entrenched because those patterns are the only way they can defend themselves #Charles is in a pattern where he thinks if you just respect what the team says it will all be okay #because it must be okay? right? right?#Carlos is in a pattern where he has lost all trust in the pit wall and needs to start strategising for himself #and almost seems to accept that Charles will come out of the car angry #and it’s all rooted in Fred Vasseur and the team’s absolute lack of accountability #how hard is it to say to your drivers ‘we messed up your strategy’#‘Carlos should not have been parallel to you on pit exit’#‘we should have pitted Carlos earlier’#but no. Ferrari won’t. and I know they haven’t because there’s not been a lick of accountability publicly #here’s the thing. I have my own opinions about whether Carlos or Charles’s reactions to media after the race were appropriate or not #but what I am convinced of is that those reactions of frustration and defensiveness come from this exact team culture #and the pattern reinforces itself again and again #charles leclerc #f1 #carlos sainz #las vegas gp 2024

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foaming-sea · 3 months ago

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See my three boys from three teams giggling in the cool down room? Very demure, very mindful, very cutesy

#on the other hand #the fans?#up on each other's throats again #lando norris #charles leclerc #max verstappen #ferrari #McLaren #red bull team #dutch grand prix 2024 #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #cars and circles on crack

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charles-leclerc-official · 6 months ago

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You see how quickly this sport falls apart when a Ferrari isn't on the podium? You see what happens?

#literally both our cars dnfed and somehow we are all fine where as teams that were on the podium are killing each other #hopefully everyone has learned their lesson

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gxtzeizm · 1 year ago

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Max Fewtrell checking on the World's Smallest Car aka Willne's P50 before driving on Nordschleife, Nürburgring [x]

(part 2)

bonus:

Lando facetiming Max wishing him best of luck <333

#yup i can confirm from this video that the car is willne's #since he once did a video of him spending 50 hours in that car a year ago #but yeah that main focus for this screencaps is the bonus part actually 🤭🤭🤭#i mean look at them....they're just being so domestic facetiming towards each other sending wishes and so on 🥰🥰🥰#goddddd i'm so not immune to these two helpppppppp #max fewtrell #willne #lando norris #nortrell #quadrant #team quadrant #iz's screencaps

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endofbeginings · 1 year ago

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El muchacho de los arreos (The herding youngster) - Cesáreo Bernaldo de Quirós, 1927.

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rickybaby · 1 year ago

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AlphaTauri confirm driver line-up philosophy change

#this is very much giving killing the fattened calf for the son that hath returned #clothing him in the best robe. putting the family ring back on his finger. sandals on his feet #red bull saying no to each offer to sell they’ve received only for them to say this is what we’ll do!!!#still not over the constant reminder of what Daniel has brought to the team…#he has ideas while still in the car!!!#from the guy who apparently has no technical knowledge!!#imagine that #daniel ricciardo

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steakout-05 · 3 months ago

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nothing makes me activate like a sleeper agent faster than hearing any noise or music from TF2. i literally have them imprinted into my brain i've heard and memorised them so many times

#context: i literally got sleeper agent'd 3 times this morning because someone's watching SMG4 and i heard TF2 music #it's kind of insane how instantly i recognise it though. i bet i could literally pick out any of the sfx in a sea of nonsense sounds #that's how well i know them. like #the source engine sounds are really iconic too #i remember i was watching JJBA part 3 and i was up to the episode where kakyoin has to play video games against this puppet maker dude #and there was a bit where the two cars rammed into each other and literally made one of the metal impact source engine sounds #and i was so caught off guard i got distracted by it and was like ''DUDE THAT'S THE. THAT'S THE METAL BAT IMPACT SOUND FROM TF2''#source sounds are so instantly recognisable it's crazy #they've gotta be up there in a list of the most recognisable video game sounds. surely. they have to be #tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #source engine

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jrueships · 5 months ago

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Isiah probably thinking omgggg why am i the only one popping my Fucking pussy rn. i’m the only bitch serving cunt here 😭😭😭 omg 😭 i’m soooo embarrassed 😭😭

#wheres Billiam. i need the tall freak to match my little freak #isiah the fiery shortest of her squad libero of the volleyball whos 'just good friends' with rich tall asshole footballer bill #and magic extroverted and cheery but Very competitive captain of the volleyball team (only bcs liberos cant be)#forced to share a bus back home with the bowling team bcs they missed their ride taking kissing selfies with each other #'pretending' to be coming out as lesbians so theyll be snapchat famous for one day #they have to sit and cheer for the bowling team as they finish their championship match while they all wait for the bus to come #isiah makes snide comments via whispers in magics ears and magic breaks out laughing especially when theyre abt a bowling hick from french #lick #but quickly magic starts finding himself getting really into it and he jumps up and cheers everytime larry gets a strike #and boos and thumbs down viciously when the enemy doe #isiah is Immensely bored. spamming bill to just steal his dad's keys and drive his car over here so he can rescue him #magic and isiah get included in their championship photo and even get a medal of their own #magic is very pleased and he shows it off any chance he can get. isiah takes a bite out of his

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chussyracing · 1 year ago

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my guy. what competition did you have in 2023 that you don't want more in 2024.

#my god quotes like this make me so inexplicably angry #like shut up shut up shut up #the thing everyone begs for is COMPETITION. the fact that you have no wheel to wheel racing knowledge shouldn't interfere #also it's sadly not a clickbait either the full quote is like 'i hope there is no more competition but i know it will be closer #this year there was different team each weekend and you could see it in quali too blah blah blah'#ugh.#rant over i am tired of this man of this car and of this team. give him škoda fabia to drive for 2024 onwards #e

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fiveredlights · 7 months ago

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daniel and max ocean 11's style heist to take back his monza trophy when?

#since they clearly don't want it #zak brown i can't run you over with my car but i can get team principal au daniel to absolutely shit on you in press conferences #i immensely look forward to burning you at each and every possible chance

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thefloatingstone · 1 year ago

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I am not actually interested in either of them, but I don't understand the interest or point of NASCAR.

I understand the interest and point of Formula 1. Like... I am not interested it in myself but I fully understand why people are super into it.

I don't get why people would be into NASCAR.

#text post #Granted this is probably because all I know about NASCAR is cars drive in circle very fast #Whereas F1 I have at least better rudimentary knowledge of like... what it is #Each car has to be designed and engineered from scratch by its team under a certain budget limit #and whatever technological advances made within F1 are shared with NASA and other space programs #As well as aiding in car design on a consumer level #(hence the big debate regarding alternative fuel in F1 racing)#But NASCAR?#I don't get it #Cars drive in big circle...#??? and????

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secondpersonpoetry · 1 month ago

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you’ve probably already read it before, but the poem Party by Kim Addonizio really got me tonight. first thought was “oh man. yeah” and then my second thought was “how can i make this about my hockey guys somehow………..”anyway! have a good one!

oh. oh.

#don’t think i’ve read this kim addonizio poem and it just blindsided me like a truck thank you so much #i. oh god. like yeah.#pour me shitfaced into your car i feel like you own a comforter extremely dysfunctional only in surface details like which person was the #black hole and the distant spark in space that might’ve been a star there’s something too with unrelenting mist / many-headed mist / missed #who knew mis(t)/sed had undone so many. while you keep an eye on the burner here’s hoping this flame doesn’t go out #the flame as in the spark as in don’t let me have pinned my hopes on you to watch it burn out again but also me. like please let me not go #and i think there’s something there too with the repetitive ‘i have just met you’ and i already love you that reminds me both of a story #colman domingo told abt meeting his partner i cry everytime i hear it right when he says ‘i think i love u &you’re about to change my life’#and i KNOW there’s another poem. and i feel like it maybe has a dog and it talks about how they don’t even know you but they love you #OH IT’S ALSO. OH MY GOD THAT’S IT. i mean not exactly so maybe i have read this before & it’s what has been haunting me for so long but #the opening line to tim seibles naïve is ‘i love you but i don’t know you’ - mennonite woman #the odds of that dog poem being a carl phillips poem is non-zero btw. his poems about dogs make me see shrimp colors (bertuzzi thesis)#ANYWAY. agreed. this is incredibly hockey and incredibly hurtful because they DO bond like this in 0.0001 seconds because if you can’t #you’re fucked. you have to just find somebody and fall in love with them and it’s the salmon and the triple cream brie like they got taken #out to some fancy meet the donors team night in their suits and one of them is dealing with a heartbreak and a trade and are the things #they think true or are they just missing what the used to have. jamie who used to empty and refill the ice tray YES sorry i have been a #little bit thinking that about the trevor dealing so poorly with the breakup and i wish i had another narrative (which i do) but it fits #trade deadline tragedy #and also the formation of a codependent rookies like. two guys that get drafted and brought up together and suddenly they’re doing #everything together and it’s your first time in the big show and none of your old college friends understand because they’re not there #and you can’t get it. like you think you know but they can’t understand and the loneliness and it IS guys taking care of each other #(alexa play harriet by hey rosetta! but specifically the bridge) and it’s just. i just!!! trying to fill up the missing pieces of your life #like i cannot convey WHOMST i am trying to pin this narrative to this is going to rotate for a long while i think #because it’s not a wild i fell in love with you at first sight it’s a you were kind to me when i was broken. and i love you for that.#like who is FALLING APART &happens to fall into someone else’s arms. purely for the partygirl aspect the devil (old hrpf) says ‘13 bennguin #who among us hasn’t fallen mildly briefly brilliantly in love with a stranger and imagined a future where you get everything you want #sometimes we love people for who they are and sometimes we love them for what we’re not and sometimes for who we think they’ll be #this was a very long way to say thank you for sharing <3 i will also be making this about my hockey guys <3 #OH MY GOD IT’S DPAIRS. WHO’S BEEN THROUGH SEVERAL DPAIRS #nonny <3

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 month ago

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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on

https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share

(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.

(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)

anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂

- @bondedpairs

ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!

#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s #many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but #not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand #liv in the replies #bondedpairs #happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3 #we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance #this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice #it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids #close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey #(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not #where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture #of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo #like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life #i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much #smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred #i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO #blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at #a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)

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pressedstresseddepressed · 1 year ago

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finally time to say goodbye to these shitboxes!!

#rip a523 and sf23. no one liked you #i think charles and esteban deserve to bash each car with an axe #scuderia ferrari #all pain f1 team #formula 1 #abu dhabi gp 2023

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