#the car ride home was awkward lmao

[doctor-who-war-doctor]

Yall I just found out Renee Rapp saw Fun Home with her Mom while closeted.

LIKE. CAN NONE OF US HAVE AN ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE IN THIS LIFE BECAUSE SAME AND OH MY GOD

[wheres-mylove]

ice-cold revelations - modern!cregan stark x fem!velaryon!reader

Summary: You are in a risky secret relationship with your brother's best friend. What happens when Cregan's unexpected injury exposes your feelings? Well, isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Disclaimer: English isn't my first language!

Word count: 2.8k

The wind tore through the streets with a biting ferocity, tugging at (Y/N)’s skirt and making her instantly regret both her outfit choice and this entire trip to the bus stop.

“Stupid winter has to be coming,” she muttered, yanking a colorful scarf up to cover her nose. Her phone chimed in her pocket, vibrating with the familiar sound of a new message. She fumbled with one hand to pull it out, her fingers stiff from the cold.

🐺: jace wouldn’t stop bugging me about that earring under my bed

🐺: i convinced him sara must’ve left it when she crashed at our place lmao

(Y/N) raised her eyebrows, her breath fogging the air as she sighed. The last thing she needed was her brother playing the part of a suspicious rom-com wife, finding random jewelry in odd places and jumping to conclusions. At least he hadn’t figured out where he’d seen that earring before.

Jacaerys Velaryon, as much as she adored him, had a habit of being a little too protective. He was always there when she needed him. But he was also the kind of brother who, despite being only a few minutes older, seemed to think that fact gave him full control over her dating life. Any guy who so much as glanced her way was either a potential threat or one of his friends. And friends were off-limits. Too much drama, he’d say. Too awkward if things went south. Even more awkward if things somehow worked out. Conflict of interest. Absolutely not.

Which was precisely why, in the grand scheme of things, the most logical solution was for her to start dating his best friend and his hockey team captain, Cregan Stark.

Cregan was wonderful. The kind of guy who would do anything for her, no questions asked. That's what had brought them to where they were now. Hiding their relationship from her dramatic brother and quite literally gaslighting him.

Did she feel guilty? Absolutely. Did she know it would be a hundred times worse if Jace found out? Also yes.

Her thoughts were interrupted by the sight of a bus speeding past the stop, tires screeching as it flew by. Her bus. Of course.

With impressive force, she pressed the green phone icon.

“Hey, sweetheart. What’s up?” Cregan answered in three seconds. Her irritation melted a little at the sound of his deep voice. Down bad.

“Hey, did you guys finish practice?”

“Yeah, just now, I couldn’t cut the boys any slack before tomorrow.”

“Any chance the strict captain could give me a ride home? I missed the bus. Or more like the bus missed me.”

“You’re kidding,” Cregan said, sympathy already thick in his voice. “Of course I’ll come get you.” He paused for a beat, then cleared his throat. “Only thing is… Jace wanted a ride too.”

“The gods are punishing me today,” she groaned.

“Call him. It'll be the same ride. Just, you know, he'll think it was his idea,” Cregan suggested.

“Are we bad people, Cregan?” she asked, half-serious now.

“Nah. He’ll find out eventually, just better if I’m in full hockey gear when it happens.”

“Fair enough,” she said, the corner of her mouth lifting in a smile. “Thanks. Love you. Bye.”

She hung up and immediately dialed her brother, requesting the same exact thing.

“Sure, you owe me one though,” he said cheerfully. “I don’t have my car today, so we’ll have to go with Stark. Is that a problem?”

“Nope.” No, her boyfriend wouldn’t be a problem.

(Y/N) Velaryon paced back and forth under the shelter of the bus stop, her boots crunching against the thin layer of frost that had already formed on the pavement. She rubbed her arms, trying to keep the cold at bay, when the familiar growl of a black Jeep Wrangler cut through the quiet. It rolled to a stop near the curb.

She jogged toward the car, her breath puffing out in small clouds, as the driver’s window slid down.

“Your chariot awaits, princess,” Cregan announced with a mock flourish.

“More like a toad,” Jace quipped from the passenger seat, his grin unmistakable.

“One more word and you’ll get my bag to the head. I’ve got half my textbooks in there,” she threatened playfully as she slid into the backseat.

The backseat of this car had witnessed many events, and that was the first thought that crossed her mind. One look at Cregan in the side mirror, and she knew he was thinking the same.

She pretended to be very engrossed in buckling her seatbelt.

“How was practice?” she asked out of politeness.

“Not bad. Stark was all business today, but it was necessary. Big day tomorrow,” Jace replied, fiddling with the radio. Cregan slapped his hand away as he slowed down for a red light.

“Great,” the girl muttered, not trusting her tongue around the two of them together.

An awkward silence fell, broken only by some random song. How long can a red light last?

“So, (Y/N),” Cregan began, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel. His voice wavered, but Jace was in his own world, watching pedestrians crossing the street. “How’s it going? How was your day?”

“Pretty good,” she replied, playing with the hem of her skirt. “Though the classes dragged on.”

The devil on her shoulder won an uneven fight with the weak angel. She smirked.

“‘M absolutely knackered.”

Cregan inhaled slowly through his nose.

“Dude, it’s green,” Jace informed him, just before the car behind them honked.

“I can see,” Cregan reassured him, finally moving forward. “I’ll need your sister’s address since I’ve never been there before.”

If Jace had one more brain cell, he wouldn’t be so easily fooled.

“Sure thing,” her brother agreed, typing the info into the GPS on his phone. “Hey, kid, are you coming to the game tomorrow?”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?” (Y/N) asked angrily, kicking his seat. “Baela’s taking me.”

“You know what I think?” Jace started, spreading his arms dramatically. “A girlfriend in the stands is such a power boost. Such a boost… I never play as well as when Baela supports me from the bleachers.”

“You never play well,” His sister muttered under her breath, but Jacaerys was currently listening only to himself.

“Cregan wouldn’t get it,” He patted Cregan on the shoulder in the meantime. “If you combined your skills with that support, if you brought a girl, trust me, your performance would be a hundred times better.”

“Talented people don’t need superstitions to play well, Jace,” (Y/N) chimed in, leaning forward. “Besides, Cregan is single.”

“Because he’s too serious and broody, girls don’t like that,” her brother declared in a know-it-all voice. She gave him a side-eye. “He is afraid of women.”

“Are you afraid of women, Stark?” she asked seriously, barely holding back laughter.

Cregan shot her a look in the mirror, his eyes twinkling with amusement. “Terrified,” he deadpanned. “That’s why I’m thinking maybe your sister should be my good luck charm tomorrow. Just as a friend, of course.”

“Eh, it’s not the same,” Jace protested, scrunching his face.

“Don’t you believe in the power of friendship?” the driver asked with full seriousness.

“Can I get a jersey with your number?” (Y/N) batted her lashes playfully at her boyfriend.

A jersey with his number was already hanging in her closet.

“Alright, you’ll see, you need deeper feelings for it to work, otherwise it just won’t…”

Jacaerys continued his monologue all the way to her apartment. The girl sighed with relief once she was back in her room, the familiarity of it a welcome escape from the tension.

Two new messages.

🐺: you looked so pretty today

🐺: but next time wear a damn coat, or you’ll catch a cold!!!

The fluorescent light above (Y/N)’s head flickered ominously, casting creepy shadows across the cramped janitor’s closet. She swore that if the bulb died completely, she'd either pee her pants or spiral into a full-blown claustrophobic meltdown. Leaning back against the wall, she tried to focus on the neatly arranged rows of brooms and mops. Soon, the door creaked open, revealing Cregan in all his glory.

Full hockey gear? Check. Helmet? Tucked under his arm. That goofy, ridiculous smile? Definitely check.

“You look so good,” she admitted, grabby hands already in the air. “Come here.”

Cregan shut the door behind him with a soft click, casting a glance at the flickering light overhead. He sighed, took one of her hands, and kissed her wrist softly. 

“We have to tell your brother,” Stark said, his voice serious as he placed his helmet on the wooden shelf beside them. “It’s not right that my girl has to sneak me a good-luck kiss in a smelly closet. You should be able to strut right into the locker room.”

His girl grinned. “You’ve got your gear on,” she pointed out. “We can tell him after the game. Besides, Baela’s softening him up for us. I asked her to.”

Baela Targaryen was known for sniffing out secrets, and the second she spotted (Y/N) wearing Cregan’s jersey before the game, she didn’t even need to ask. Her knowing look said it all, and within minutes, Velaryon girl spilled the truth, enduring Baela’s delighted squeal that had probably echoed for miles.

“I knew you had high standards, girl. Going straight for the captain!” Baela teased, laughing. “Jace obviously doesn’t know? He hasn’t said anything... and Stark’s still breathing.”

Thankfully, Baela had been more than willing to help, distracting Jace so Cregan could sneak away after the pre-game pep talk. Now, Cregan was looking at (Y/N) with pride, his eyes lingering on the jersey she wore. 

“She’s a real one for that,” he mused. “But seriously, we have to tell him. I want a picture of us on my lock screen, and that asshole keeps looking over my shoulder.”

She laughed, pulling him closer and kissing him hard, savoring the way his rough stubble tickled her skin.

“For now,” she murmured against his lips, “just focus on the game. You’re incredible. An amazing captain. And it’s going to go great. I believe in you.”

Cregan grinned, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “Maybe one more kiss. Just to make sure we win.”

“The power of having a girl in the stands,” she teased, poking his chest playfully.

“Jace definitely exaggerated that theory,” Cregan confessed with a chuckle. “But honestly... I’m just glad you’re here.”

With butterflies in her stomach and a grin she couldn’t wipe off her face, (Y/N) found herself in the stands minutes later, sitting next to Baela. Her friend was watching the silent exchange of glances between her and Cregan with thinly veiled amusement.

“I always knew Jace was blind, but this is just tragic,” Baela remarked, elbowing her in the ribs. Jace, oblivious as ever, waved enthusiastically from the rink. Both girls waved back, cheering with the crowd.

“You’ll boo with me when the Dornish Spears come out, right?” (Y/N) asked.

Baela gave her a mock-serious look. “Technically, we shouldn’t. Obviously, I will,” she promised. 

The game was fast, brutal, and nearly deadlocked until the very end. (Y/N) had never yelled so much in her life, though her shouts were lost in the deafening roar of the crowd. Cregan played like a man possessed, commanding the ice with his usual grace. At least twenty times during the match, she found herself holding her breath, her heart leaping into her throat with every risky play. But she knew he had it under control. He always did.

Of course they won.

The victory rippled through the stands like a wave, and (Y/N) screamed herself hoarse as the crowd erupted around her. Cregan pulled off his helmet, his eyes scanning the stands until he found her. His smile—tired and breathtaking—was for her, and her alone. She didn’t regret the ringing in her ears or the scratch in her throat for a second. Moments later, he was swept up in a sea of celebrating teammates.

“Girl, are you crying?” Baela asked, pulling her into a hug.

“I don’t know,” She sniffled. “I’m just emotional. I just like that boy so fucking much, Bae.”

“I know, honey. Come on, they’re heading off the ice. Let’s congratulate them, and then have a crazy party or something. No time for tears.”

Cregan was one of the last players to leave the ice, trailing just behind Jace. But before he could step off, the captain of the opposing team, his face twisted with anger, skated up to him. For a moment, it looked like they might talk it out. But then, it all happened too fast.

The player from Dorne shoved Cregan hard against the wall. Stark, ever the calm one, simply raised his hands in a peaceful gesture.

And then he took a fist to the face. The sickening sound of bone cracking echoed across the rink.

“What the hell is going on? Jace!” Baela shouted, holding her friend back as she tried to rush forward.

Jace jumped back onto the ice, but by the time he got there, the other team had pulled their enraged captain away. Cregan stumbled off the ice just as (Y/N) reached him.

“Are you okay? Oh gods, let me see,” she fretted, her hands hovering near his face.

“What a fucking jerk!” Jace nearly screamed, skidding to a stop by the exit. “I called for help, they’ll be here in a second.”

(Y/N) carefully moved Cregan’s hand away, revealing the damage. His face was a swollen mess, his nose clearly broken.

“Do you think they’ll make me lie face-down on the ice?” Cregan joked weakly, leaning on her for support.

“Does it hurt a lot? Maybe you should sit down. Oh shit, I can’t believe—”

“Hey, sweetheart. Calm down,” Cregan murmured, his voice soothing despite the pain. “It hurts like hell, but I’ll live.”

Just then, the medic arrived, momentarily distracting Jace. But despite the chaos, he had clearly heard what Cregan just said. For a moment, Jace stood there, his face pale as the words and the image before him sank in.

“Sweetheart?” he echoed softly, but no one paid him any attention.

“Jace, maybe now’s not the time,” Baela said gently, stepping up beside him.

“I feel physically sick,” Jace muttered, staggering to the railing for support.

The medic handed Cregan an ice pack. “Hold this to your face for a bit. I’ll get you something for the pain right away, but a doctor’s gonna have to set that nose.”

Cregan winced but smiled through it. “You might wanna check on my friend first,” he said, gesturing toward Jace. “I can wait. He looks like he’s about to pass out.”

Jace did, in fact, end up passing out.

Cregan had to take a break from sports after that little adventure. He’d recovered, but now sported a slightly crooked nose—something his girlfriend found oddly hot.

(Y/N) saw his temporary recovery as the perfect chance to manipulate him into watching Teen Wolf with her every evening. After all, the title worked in her favor.

They were nestled on the couch, wrapped together in a soft gray blanket. It was their first time lounging in the living room of the apartment Cregan shared with her brother, rather than hiding behind the securely locked door of his bedroom. 

It would be perfect, really. If it weren’t for Jace’s constant, deliberate trips to the kitchen and bathroom, each one an obvious reminder that he was keeping an eye on them.

“Dear Jacaerys,” (Y/N) said, her patience wearing thin, “you do know we don’t need a chaperone, right?”

Jace barely paused, shooting her a sidelong glance before muttering, “You need someone to knock the stupid ideas out of your heads,” as he slammed the bathroom door.

Cregan chuckled softly, pulling her closer. “Give him some time,” he whispered, pressing a kiss to her temple. “To be honest, I thought it would be worse. He’ll come around eventually.”

They’d already gone through several long, tension-filled conversations, with Baela stepping in as the voice of reason when things got too heated. They were careful now, avoiding anything that might provoke Jace further.

But Cregan was right—Jace was slowly coming around, even if he was still stubborn. The days of silent treatment had finally passed.

“This is on us for hiding things from him,” (Y/N) sighed, watching her brother embark on yet another purposeful long journey to the kitchen. “No more secrets now.”

“Your brother’s just looking out for you,” Cregan called out, raising his voice slightly so Jace could hear. “He doesn’t want anything bad to happen to you, and I respect that. I don’t know anyone else who cares like he does.”

Jace stopped, leaning against the doorframe with his arms crossed, eyes narrowed. His lips curved into a sweet, mischievous grin.

“Yeah,” he began, drawing out the word. “So tell me sister, when are you introducing him to Mom?”

[alexging]

dating sean diaz hcs pt 2

- before esteban fixed up a car for sean, u guys would always take the public bus around seattle

- his favorite dates r the ones where u guys go into random small stores and thrift shops

- both of u guys cackle REALLY LOUD at tacky shirts with stupid sayings and get looks from people 😭

- ur fav thing is to go “i found something ud like” and watch sean look up from the racks in excitement to see an overly patriotic shirt that says “don’t touch my truck”

- his face drops into a frown and he picks out something 10x uglier and say it looks like something ud wear

- sean secretly buys what u say is cute but u cant afford bc thrifting is so expensive for no reason these days

- “guess what i got” and he slithers it out of his bag with an evil smile 😭 suddenly him dissing u for an hour straight doesnt even matter anymore

- once esteban texts sean for dinner u guys hop on the bus back home. he never asks sean to come home for dinner alone though! common courtesy to invite the gf

- sharing wired earbuds on the bus ride home always. sean plays little love songs bc he only listens to music that he relates to in that specific moment 😭 corny but cute. he def has songs in his head that he thinks are ur guys’ songs and plays them every chance he gets

- when u first started eating with the diaz family it was so painfully awkward

- though he kind of likes it now, he did not want his girlfriend to get to know esteban or daniel too well LMAO he didnt want to be embarrassed by anything they possibly could say

- still, even when he tried so hard to avoid it, daniel and esteban still found their ways

- estebans the kind of dad to bring up embarrassing stories about sean when he was a kid bc he KNOWS how much his son would hate it

- “y’know (y/n), im surprised seanie boy over here even managed to get a girlfriend in the first place”

- “why is that, mr. diaz?”

- “i remember he thought girls couldn’t poop until he was in middle school! i had to break the news for him—he was in denial for weeks. his voice was shaking when i told him and everything!” u can see sean pause mid-chew in the corner of his eye 😭 “and please, call me esteban”

- you just awkwardly nodded and tried to not bust out laughing. sean notices and kicks u under the table which makes u ACTUALLY bust out laughing

- esteban and daniel knew from there u were one to be trusted

- “i bet (y/n) doesn’t poop” daniel randomly said when u left that night. seans immediately swiveled his head around 😭

- just like with lyla, daniel seemed to have a crush on u as well. the only difference is that sean tries to shut it down REALLY quick.

- “she shits all the time. sometimes i wipe her ass for her bc she shits so much”

- daniel’s “eww…” is like music to his ears

- u always playfully punch him when he does this in front of u and ask why he makes u look bad in front of him

- sean never admits its bc hes jealous of a little kid 😭 he just changes the subject and kisses u bc he thinks hes sneaky

- over the summer he randomly got a buzz and didnt say anything to anybody

- he just opened his front door standing there bald as if nothing happened and ur eyes wld just kind of widen

- u wld eventually tell him it looks good tho bc it DOES he pulls it off so well

- that summer u wld always randomly start feeling his head because the texture is so interesting

- it got to the point where hed just sit on the floor in front of wherever u were so ud get to feel his freshly mowed head

- he always ends up dozing off bc its so comforting and u wld feel his head pressed on ur inner leg.

- u also get the privilege of cutting/buzzing his hair 😋

- sean doesnt trust himself so u guys sit for 40 mins watching a brad mondo video before u start going ape on his hair

- he gets kind of nervous when u get close to his face and does that thing where u switch between a persons right eye and left eye while smiling awkwardly 😭

- surprisingly it turns out good!

- i feel like ud be super nit-picky on ur work, thinking its total ass. he wld just say its perfect over and over again

- he always stares at any reflective surface and smiles like a dork in front of it. even if u did do a shit job, he probably wouldnt notice or care all that much bc he loves blindly ❤️

im on winter break so i get to be cringe and free for endless hours thank u to like the 3 other people who also like sean diaz. u r all real ones

[whiteferrar1]

“Want a Taste”

You’re a college student working at a grade school helping with a science class. Megumi is one of the nicest students but his dad is the opposite…

୨୧ Warnings: Smut (Duh), Eating out, Needy Toji, strangers(?) To lovers, Megumi mentioned, making out, car sex, fem reader (Ironic coming from a trans guy)🤍 NOT PROOF READ LMAO, Porn w/ slight plot.

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Being a teachers assistant at an elementary school wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. The kids were so well mannered and sweet, always wanting your help. You were a college student who helped out at a science class due to your major. It wasn’t a lot of money but it was nice to help the children.

The only issue was the parent of one student. Megumi and his father Toji.

Toji would almost always drop Megumi off late to class and wouldn’t pick him up whenever needed, opting to just walk home even though it was a decently long walk. But Megumi never complained about his father’s stubbornness and would wave you off while he walked.

Today was no different. Megumi had a tummy ache and wanted his dad to pick him up Toji never answered. So after resting Megumi walked home with a weak smile. You felt bad about not being able to take him home but you had to finish papers for the teacher what was out for the day.

You’re sitting at the desk, almost finished with the paper when the door opened. Toji walk through the door with his hands in his pockets.

“Megumi isn’t here Mr.Fushiguro, he walked home today” You deadpan as your eyes shift back to the papers in front of you. Toji just hums.

“Oh.” He simply says as he stands in front of your desk. You neatly place the papers in the desk drawer before you look back up at Toji.

“Is there something you need?” I ask him with a head tilt.

Toji clears his throat as he crosses his arms. He stares down at you with narrow eyes “Was wonderin’ if ya could drive me home, don’t got enough’ money for a cab again” He gruffly says.

You check the time before you begrudgingly nodded. “Yeah sure” I say as I grab my tote bag and leave the classroom with Toji trailing behind me. I get to my car and open the door. I get in the seat and when Toni gets in I drive off.

“I’m kinda hungry, can you take me to get something?” He smugly asks as he places his large hand on my thigh.

If it was anyone else you would’ve threw their hand off and jumped out of the moving car. But Toji was different… You couldn’t deny the feeling in your stomach when he looked at you whenever he would stroll in late during the day to pick up Megumi. He was buff, in his 30’s, a dominant aura all around him.

you bite your lip before you nod “Yeah sure” I mumble as I spin the wheel and turn into a drive through. I order the food and grab it before driving to a nearby to park and ride to eat the food without driving with it ending up all over my clothes.

I park and the car and take out my small meal. I wasn’t really that hungry but it would be awkward to just watch Toji eat in silence of the car. Toji unwraps his burger and quickly eats it while he sips of water.

You two started chatting as you ate, giggling at his smug words and flirty jokes. But this you had no idea how it got to this.

Toji laid in the back seat, his hands roughly gripping your ass as his tongue laps your cunt. Your palms press against the foggy window as you moan loudly. Toji’s mouth sucked your cilt while one finger tease your hole. Tears prick my eyes as I whine at the warm feeling.

“Pussy tastes so fuckin’ good baby” Toji groans against your folds.

you only moan as an answer, unable to speak properly. Toji’s large arms pull you to properly sit on his face and not just hover. “Told ya’ to fucking sit on my mouth, not hover over it” He huffs as his mouths moves back to your cunt. I loudly sob out against the feeling of his tongue circles your hole teasingly.

“Toji fuck! ‘tis to much!” I moan as my back arches.

Two of his fingers enter your cunt and roughly move in and out. “Cunts so fuckin’ tight, I don’t think my dick is gonna be able to fit” He says with a laugh. Toji sucks on your clit again, faster this time as he finger fucks you mercilessly. 

“Gonna cum! Fuck-Toji please more” I moan loudly as I cover my mouth as my eyes rolls back.

“Come on baby, let go. Let this pretty pussy cum on my lips” I moans against your cunt.

The band in your stomach snaps as your thighs quiver against his head as you cum with another loud whine. Toji’s skilled mouth doesn’t stop sucking on your clit until you push his head back and with shaky legs climb off of his face and to straddle him. My head falls on his chest as I try to regain control my body.

“That pretty cunt of yours tastes real fuckin’ good Mama” He grins as he brings your lips back to his own. “Never gonna stay away from it” He groans as his hands tangle in your curls.

You pull back from the wet kiss as you whine from his sultry voice. You lay your head back on his chest with a little sigh.

“Lemme pay you back, I can suck you off” You say with a cute grin.

Toji just shakes his head as his thumb wipes the spit off your lips. “Nah baby, gonna’ take you on a date first before I get you bouncing on me” He smugly says as he chuckles loudly.

“I can drive you you back down now” I tell him with a warm smile as I push myself off of him and to the front seat. Toji climbs back to the front seat and leans back a bit. Before you drive off

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Yall this was my first smut 😛

[taegimood]

i need to see a situation where u accidentally call taehyun daddy infront of ur parents LIKE i need to see this written by u

LMAO PLS DKDJDKDKEMJ this would be the worst one because he’s just so daddy coded and YOU would be the one wanting to sink into a hole. i can imagine you guys visiting your parent’s house for a family dinner (not even in public where at least you can escape 😔) and maybe you’ve had a little too much wine or whatever your drink of choice is, because your lips are a LOT looser than usual right now as you’re giggling and talking and playing footsie with your boyfriend who sits across the table from you. the evening has been coming to a close and it’s getting late when your mom mentions the time, and taehyun agrees with a “we should head out, y/n.” however, you become a bit of a brat when you drink, which he knows all too well — yet what comes out of your mouth is not what he expected to hear on this fine evening with the fine people who raised you.

“daddy, no!”

silence. your mom’s fork clinking to a stop. taehyun’s even stare, brows quirked, the tiniest hint of a smirk threatening the corners of his lips which he smoothly hides. your dad coughs.

there it is, folks; that yearning for the sweet embrace of death as you slowly drag your eyes away from your boyfriend’s and onto your slightly mortified, slightly confused parents. let’s just say it was a quick and awkward cleanup after that, with an even quicker, even more awkward exit. giving your family a showcase into your sex life wasn’t exactly on anyone’s bingo card for the night, and it’s when you arrive home after whining and shrieking about it the whole ride back in the car, that taehyun starts to laugh. full-on laugh. “you know that i’d normally punish you for your back-talk, princess.. but i think you already handled that part yourself.”

[apoptoses]

♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em (for Armand)

and of course

☾ Sleeping habits (for Our Boys daniel/armand/louis 👀)

♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em (for Armand)

Does he like board games? Yes. Is he good at them? To the point Daniel has refused to play at times lmao

I just think he'd be the worst combination of rules lawyer but also arbitrary. Like if they're playing ticket to ride he's analyzing every move Daniel makes and denying him the ability to move a single car if it's already touched the board. You start placing your cars along a route and realize there's a better path? Too bad, you set one token down, Armand is not allowing take backs. Catan? He's ruthless, he knows the rules and will make life hell.

But he's also the kind of demon who learned about the concept of 'house rules' from drunk Daniel back in the 80s, and now the Trinity Gate monopoly nights take like seven hours because properties aren't being auctioned off and every time Lestat says anything about how this shit is unfair, he's the prince- he's forced to place $100 in the pot in the middle of the board and game drags on and on and fucking on.

Also I see him into those really complex modern board games that have like, six decks of cards, a rule book as thick as a dictionary, and need at least an hour to explain to a new player. Like wingspan or time stories. But that's fine because everyone in the household has their preferred complex game (I think Louis would dig time stories tbh) and he's down for any of them.

☾ Sleeping habits (for Our Boys daniel/armand/louis 👀)

Oh man oh man I had to marinate on this one, I have THOUGHTS.

This is a relationship configuration where Armand can sit back and be doted on and he's taking advantage of that. Like he is always always always sleeping in the middle on the nights they're all home. He just really enjoys the weight and comfort of being surrounded by the two of them but in like, two main configurations-

Armand on his back, with Louis and Daniel on their sides facing him- a fave because he gets the joy of their faces tucked up close to his cheek/neck, or a chin resting on his shoulder. ALSO because he gets the entertainment value of Louis and Daniel trying to figure out whose arm goes where like who gets to hold his waist, who gets a hand on his chest.

And it's awkward the first couple times because neither of them know if its okay if their arms brush, like what if they BOTH want their hand on Armand's chest? But after a few nights everyone is used to it, and occasionally Armand will feel Daniel's hand push against Louis' and shove it over a little just to be a pest. And Armand hears Louis sigh but he doesn't take the bait and push back like Lestat would, he just waits until the night Daniel is least expecting it and grabs his hand and holds onto it. And now they're buddies who share a bed with their shared boyfriend and hold hands and boy does that make for some interesting eavesdropping into Louis' mind for Armand.

Armand getting spooned by Louis, with Daniel on his side wrapped around Armand like an octopus- This one happens most often if Daniel is a straggler and comes to bed last. He has to lift Armand's arm, sneak in and snuggle up with his face buried in Armand's chest. And he's tall so being down this low results in his feet sticking off the bottom of the bed but that's alright, sometimes waking up with two people playing with his hair makes up for it.

And Armand likes this because he gets to feel squashed between them but his face is still out, and Louis would like it because his chin can rest atop Armand's head. Because I think both of them have some weird trauma that would lead them to wanting to be able to see their surroundings as soon as they open their eyes, and not want to feel smothered before they fall asleep. Like Louis getting buried in the wall in that coffin, and Armand's....everything. They're both a little hypervigilant as a result.

ALSO

In my heart of hearts Armand is like Lestat, a morning (evening?) person who is ready to get out of bed and go. But Louis and Daniel both like to linger in that space between death sleep and wakefulness, where they're napping like mortals and groggy.

And Daniel missed out on sleeping a full night with Armand for so long, right? Like as a mortal he'd wake up groping for Armand even though he's not there, and would wind up hugging a pillow instead.

So now whenever Armand springs out of bed alone and gets dressed he gets treated to the sight of Daniel shifting around until he snuggles up to Louis' arm and gets settled again. And Louis is so used to Lestat clinging that he doesn't even stir, he's accepted that tall blond men drooling on his shoulder is his fate ♥

[puuuders]

Me being upset under the cut

Sister asked me about ghost lore on our way home from picking her up from work. I happily start to explain it. About 5 minutes into my rant she says "wait wait wait one second. I don't mean to make fun of you but [points out the most random physical appearance insecurity I have, completely unrelated to the topic]"

Im a little stunned and I just say "okay?" And nothing else

After a minute she fucking insults me about it while turning her whole body to stare at me. Took everything fiber of my being to hold back from letting the most petty immature insults flow out of my mouth. So I just stayed silent the rest of the car ride and let her bathe in the awkwardness of being ignored because giving no reaction is the worst thing to do to an asshole

When we pulled in the driveway she says "what's wrong?"

So I snap at her saying "that was really fucking rude."

She says "oh I'm just messing with you. It was just a joke"

I just get out of the car and walk away

It felt like a weird dream. It was so out of the blue. It wouldn't hurt so much if it was a constant "joke" but the way she just randomly forced such a mean insult into the conversation out of nowhere bothered me. Sorry for the rant. It actually made me cry lmao

[pass1ons]

⊹₊⟡⋆  ritu arya  +  she / her  ⊹₊⟡⋆  blasting  james deen , you let us down by dazey and the scouts  through their airpods is  imara gill . oh , you don’t know them ?  they’re the  thirty - one  year old  athlete  who just went viral for  drunkenly smashing her ex’s car after a petty argument . yup , the one that drives a  rolls - royce black badge ghost . i hear they’re pretty  witty , but others have claimed that they’re quite  catankerous . that makes sense , considering they’re often labeled as  the family disappointment . PINTEREST

I. STATISTICS

NAME   :   imara   nidhi   gill   .    NICKNAMES   :   immy   ( but only by those closest to her ! )   .   DOB   :   february   12th    .    ZODIAC   :   aquarius   sun   ,   gemini   moon   ,   aries   rising   .    AGE   :   thirty   -   one   .    ORIENTATION   :   homosexual   &   demiromantic   .   OCCUPATION   :   boxer   .    LANGUAGES   :   english   ,   punjabi   .   FACECLAIM : ritu arya  . POSITIVE TRAITS   :   liberal   ,   forthright   ,   clever   ,   protective   .    NEGATIVE TRAITS   :   awkward   ,   vulgar   ,   cantankerous   ,   belligerent   .    LABELS  /  TROPES   :   the   miscreant   ,   the   zealous   ,   the   halcyon   ,   the   crimson   .    MBTI   :   estp   .  ENNEAGRAM   :   1w2   . 

II. TIDBITS & HEADCANONS

simply put, imara is basically a mix between britta perry ( community ) & buttercup ( powerpuff girls ) ?? definitely has anarchist beliefs, hates men, loves cats, and absolutely thinks she's like the coolest person in the world but really she’s just kind of a loser who spends most of her time at home and sleeping & when she's not sleeping, she's beating the shit out of a punching bag lmao

she is in fact, a kleptomaniac despite how rich she is. she enjoys stealing things and committing crimes for fun

she has won 2 olympic gold medals for boxing and is a two - division, undisputed world champion, winning all belts at lightweight and junior welterweight ! so yes ... she will fuck u up

V. WANTED CONNECTIONS

ride or dies , drinking buddies , good influence ( on imara ) , sibling - like relationship , childhood friends , unlikely friends , flirtationship , fwb , ewb , exes ( good & bad & maybe unsure?? terms ) , frenemies , straight - up enemies but they can't really remember why , past & present pr relationships ??? , unrequited crush , ex - friends , & ,,, literally anything & everything else pls

VI. ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS

tba !!

[ratsoh-writes]

(COPPER IS SUCH A SWEET HEART I LOVE HIM LMAO. Ty copper 🤙🏽)

I have an extremely tired look on my face as we ride in the car. In fact, I look very different then I did before I left. My skin tone is bit more darker, my glasses are..gone??, and light eyebags sit underneath my eyes.

The fact that I'm less chatty, though, is probably just an effect from the airport.

-edgy.🦩

Bruiser is driving as you go back. He doesn’t seem the most chatty right now

Bruiser: .. UH SO.. YOU GOT TANNER? LOTTA SUN IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY?

Yea the drive is awkward. When you arrive home, mal greets you first with a grateful hug and urges you inside. Apparently cash is asleep on the couch. Mal had told him you were coming home and he was so excited, but he just didn’t have the energy to stay up

[thevoidbutwithselfesteemissues]

Season 1 Episode 1

My thoughts throughout

Mmm cars

PUPPIES

Oh Scott hello

Lmao nerd boy

STILES!!

HE'S HERE!!

Lol body of water

Ah as any normal teen does. Let's go look at half of a dead body totally not nightmare inducing

Lmao stiles so snarky I love him

And Scott is so golden retriever coded I can't

"Everyone should have a dream. Even a pathetically unrealistic one."

Scott is giving the same energy back with dissing stiles planning good.

This is accurate friendship.

Oh right he has asthma

But only wheez when you say that and don't even use your pump.

Good job.

Oh never mind he did.

Lmao get caught

Ah the sheriff. He's great.

Dude really should have just gotten into trouble

Like you're asthmatic and just lost your ride home.

Spooky forest.

DEER

bye bye asthma pump

Oh God your phone light would do nothing to find things

OH DEAD BODY

IT'S THE UPPER HALF. MAN THOSE ARE INDEED GUTS.

Lmao fall. Get a concussion.

OMG THAT THING LOOKS SO STUPID LMAOOOO

where's your asthma now???

Oh wait you got bit. Did it infect you immediately?

Howl.

Hello title screen.

American high school.

Something I know nothing about

Thank God.

Jackson's side eye lolol

HOW EXCITED STILES GETS OVER SCOTT FINDING THE BODY!!

Ah Lydia Martin

And stiles being a simp

I have to say I can't see stiles having a crush on her

SCARLETT NERDED WHAT??

Stiles that wink and snicker was so queer

Idc that it was about a bead body.

That was just so queer of you

I love stiles' facial expressions

Just amazing

Oh God sensory overload

How is he not having a break down??

Scott being a creep

Allison is so pretty omg

I'm so gay

Women <33

SCOTT YOU ARE SO CREEPY

That smile-

E w

Let her ask for a pen

She looks so creeped out

Ugh hallway

OO SASSY GIRL HII

and yes stiles you are right.

That's so creepy Scott.

Also I want to know what stiles and sassy girl are talking about

They're so animated about it.

I need to know.

Coach you're great

REAAAALLLL ON THE WHISTLE

HEADSHOT!!

THE SHOCK!

Also stiles immediately going "yeah!"

He's so excited for him!!

Why is this so intense??

Lmao yeah Liydia you Sass him

Your joke of lycanthropy isn't that far fetched my friend

Stiles would do well in drama

He gives drama nerd vibes

I wanna kiss him

Ah yes the cost for things that are a necessity

So annoying

DEREK!

Don't just stand there

Like a creep

The eyebrow speak.

Stiles reaction to him

Like just shock.

Also that lore drop felt so odd.

:0 HEALED???

Angry kitties.

Angry pup.

Glowy eyes.

CREEP BEHAVIOUR CREEP BEHAVIOUR

Good doggo tell him off.

SCOTT

SCOTT THAT JOKES SO DUMB.

the dog should sue you for that joke.

The dog is sleeping huh?

That eyelash thing was so awkward

Why'd she agree??? TF???

BOY HAS NO RIZZ??

Leaf.

River.

Fog.

Can he put a shirt on.

Ew.

THE FUCKED UP LIL GUY!

I can't get over how the thing looks.

How tf did Scott end up in a pool?????

JACKSON ACCUSSES GOLDEN RETRIEVER OF DOING DRUGS

GOLDEN RETRIEVER IS CONFUSED

LMAOOOOOO

"Oh you mean steroids! Are you on steroids??"

He should have sworn then

Also just trauma dump on your bully yep checks out.

AND HE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU LMAOOOO

also what is up with people calling eachother by their last name?

I've never seen that happen.

That felt pretty gay.

Oh lacrosse tryouts.

Eugh.

TEAM WORK SCOTT YOU ASSHOLE

Stiles is so confused.

THE HYPERFIXATION!!

Research those werewolves

SCOTT

The werewolf joke is not a joke guys!!

He's figured it out!!

Scott straight up not believing him.

And I mean fair.

But.

Think about it.

Dude. I-

Intense.

Don't hit my boy.

Also sorry does like.

Jackshit.

CLAW MARKS :0

Car talk not the safe sex talk. SCOTT.

Eugh. Party.

DEREK!

Don't stand ominously at a teen party.

Jumpy wolf?

VIDEO KILLED THE RAIDOO. STAR.

Don't kiss. Please.

What are you doing looking at Lydia for.

STILES IS THERE??

Oh poor girl.

Derek that's creepy.

WISH YOU'D HAVE LISTENED NOW HUH SCOTTY BOY??

The fingernails are so gross.

Scott's way too invested in a girl he just met.

Why is stiles in a suit.

Like he's hot but damn.

Derek you are so confusing.

"I don't want it"

WHY ARE YOU REAPING ALL THE BENEFITS THEN??

Derek. That's the worst thing to say in a time like this.

STILES!!

"You say Allison, I'm gonna punch you in the head."

REAALLLL

Dude should not be thinking about a girl he just met when he is now a werewolf!!

"Am I going to regret this?"

"Probably."

HIS FACE LMAOOOOOOO

[shesay]

I became friends with this girl from uni so i live at home bc it's only like 50min away I can't move out rn I'm not ready and during my freshman yr i was struggling w sm anxiety I wouldn't talk 2 anybody i'd take my classes and wait 4 my dad 2 take me home lol my dad gives me rides i have a driver license but both my parents work so i can't take either of their cars anyway i met a number of ppl yk girls who r nice and everything but the issue is we never become friends bc they already have friends and I can't like infiltrate the group 💀 ykwita i'd talk 2 them after class but mostly waisting time never like actual friendship i used 2 be v awkward but not sm now i think lmao anyway i become friends w this girl and she has a bf which's fine ig (like as a person he's average looking lol) after class we had coffee together (i hate coffee 🤮 i got juice lol) w her bf and his friend and it was okay like I'm grateful bc i don't have the type of friends who u go out places with so this is good but still idk i want strictly female friends but that's okay thank God 4 everything 💗

[daleelahwrites]

What are some Hc’s you have for Berusasha in a modern AU?

Hi anon!! How are you doing? Hope you’re doing fine~

Oooh to think about them in a modern!AU!! I have a lot of ideas I wish I could write!! :')

I think about them parting ways after school, and meeting each other again after college. Bertholdt remembers Sasha as a funny good friend and he’s happy to see she’s still that nice girl. Now about Sasha, she had that innocent crush in the past, and she believes that it isn’t going to happen again, after all she’s an adult now.

She’s happy that Bertholdt is still that super sweet guy and it’s so easy to be around him, especially now that they’re older and don’t have school things to worry about. Feelings seem so troublesome when you’re a teenager! Sasha likes to think she’s better than her younger self.

And so the days pass. It amazes Sasha to discover that Bertholdt is the type of sending messages. Every morning she receives a “good morning :)” or “have a good day :)” from him. Even when she wakes early, she always waits for his message, it’s like her day only starts after his ‘morning’ words.

About Bertholdt, he seems himself amazed how he waits for her replies. He always found himself reaching for his phone in the morning, writing her good morning while preparing his tea or brushing his teeths. He’s always looking for the phone in the brief breaks at work, to see if Sasha maybe sent him something (she always has a meme or funny selfie to send) just to have an excuse to send her something too (as a professional photographer, he always has something to show).

And then, they grow closer. Someday she asks him about his day, he answers about a cafeteria menu he's working on and the chat ends with them meeting at the place. After this day, they always have something to do; sometimes they meet to have lunch, or Sasha passes by his work to leave a piece of cake, or a muffin, something sweet and fluffy she prepares at home (cooking is her favorite hobby!). Sometimes it’s Bertholdt who asks what she wants to have for dinner, as he somehow knows what days would be too much for her to deal with.

At some point, they’re planning some place to visit on the weekend, and as Bertholdt doesn’t have a car (he use his father's car when he needs to), it’s always Sasha who calls him for a ride. And then someday Bertholdt’s father sees her stopping by his house and he wants to know Sasha as his son only talks about that really nice good friend he’s always meeting. That day they ended up skipping the movie to have an awkward but really good day with Bertholdt’s father. The same happens when Sasha’s family comes to visit her and they insist on seeing Bertholdt, after all “Sasha talks so much about you!” it’s what Kaya says.

They don’t know when their feelings started to change. I like them being all goofy and Sasha accidentally calling him “dear” or “babe” and Bertholdt is like… yeah, I like it.

(You can see here how much influenced by the “Be around me” song by Will Joseph Cook I am xD).

It’s funny, easy, and sweet how they ended up falling in love. And I love think on them having this sweet love :’)

LMAO sorry for the long text xD I also have a pinterest board about them in different scenarios, and this oneshot if you’re interested ❤️

Thank you so much for your ask!~

[walkingaftermidnight07]

I'm Forever Yours, Faithfully

this was days ago, i have no excuse, gimme an excerpt

ah fuck bestie of course you pick this one 😭

the question is, should i give you context for the excerpt?

i say nope lol

(this doc is like 58k so finding an excerpt to use is difficult lmao)

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Stella looks like she’s been punched in the gut. “But…we just got here!”

“Yeah, I know,” I say. “But it’s kind of an emergency.”

I’m gathering up my blazer and the leftovers from the restaurant and heading for the door. I nod to everyone else and they offer awkward waves. I reach for the door, but Stella beats me to it.

“What happened?” She whispers.

“I—it’s nothing,” I tell her. “I just need to get home.”

I pull the door open, hurrying out, without looking at Stella.

“Wait,” She calls after me. “I can give you a ride!”

“That’s fine, I’ll Uber!”  I call back. “Go enjoy your birthday, love.”

“Alright….but when will I see you again?”

“Um, I dunno,” I say. I turn to look at her and nearly fall apart all over again. It hurts me more than anything that I’m doing this, but I have no choice. I need to protect her. I can’t let her throw away everything she has for me.

“Oh okay,” she says, sounding absolutely crestfallen. “Well, text me then, will you?”

“Uh huh,” I say distantly.

She steps closer, about to kiss me, but my Uber pulls up right then. She settles for a side hug. I climb into the back of the car. And as I’m pulling away, I look back and see her watching me go, waving. 

I turn away.

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sorry i know that was long lmao

[cumslutforaemond]

TSITP SEASON 2 EPISODE 7 SPOILER

I can feel the tension and how awkward that car ride on the way home was after Conrad saw Belly and Jeremiah just making out like he and Belly didn't talk about their relationship like one night before that lmao.

His face when he saw them?! Poor dude, that was painful to watch

[thelesbianpoirot]

Funny Story

Today, I was reminded of a funny thing that happened last year. Americans came to my country to volunteer at the school I worked. One of them was a TIM, which was crazy but because my home country is incredibly homophobic, and everyone considers this transgender stuff an extension of gayness but I guess he felt safe because he is straight (He IDs as butch lesbian not joking). Everyone was extra civil to him because they thought he was a gay dude, so he'd be a target of violence here if we left him alone with men, but he corrected an older normie woman when she used "He" to refer to him and corrected a young lib girl when she said "they" (PS she was referring to the whole group he was just self obsessed). No one knew how to interact with him so they just didn't speak directly to him. Anyway me, an American girl, American guy, the libfem blk local girl, and the American TIM were in charge of taking the kids on a field trip. On that field trip my period came down suddenly, and I soaked through my jeans, it was so much! I have PCOS and endo so my period doesn't come at all or it flows like a river for many months. The women were fawning over me because they thought I would be embarrassed this happened in public, but I didn't care, half the planet bleeds. The others had to stay with the kids but the TIM volunteered to drive me back to the school to get period supplies, he offered to take me home but I was not letting that man know where I lived. I got pads & a change of clothes from the school nurse, and timothy waited for me to come back. When I came back to the car like 30 minutes later he had an attitude with me and was sullen the whole ride, and he left the field trip early. HE NEVER CAME BACK TO THE SCHOOL. When libfem local asked about him, because peace corp people usually stay a while, the other Americans looked awkward and said, "Dana doesn't feel well, the heat didn't agree with her, she's at a desk job now". I lowkey believe me bleeding all over myself, and all the women fawning over me to help traumatized the guy lmao. There was no one to replace him because they were stretched thin, all of these schools were underfunded and overpopulated. This guy abandoned his peace corps volunteer position because I accidently womaned so womanly ya know?

[misdre]

had this kind of an effed up experience today where a new co-worker that i didn't know nothing about yet offered me a ride home. i was like oh thank you and took the offer. this seemed perfectly fine of course since she was the one who invited me.

the 30-ish minute drive was a little awkward because it got so obvious so fast that we have nothing in common and i'm also just not very good at getting to know new people in general so i don't like sitting in a car with a stranger much. still was thankful for the ride tho

3km from home the car breaks down in the middle of the road. and she's like. yeah this does this sometimes. proceeds to curse CUNT CUNT CUNT several minutes straight while getting the car to move again. finally she parks it somewhere random and hops out like yep this isn't moving anymore so you better call a taxi. she's off to call someone to come get the car and stuff idk. i just kind of sat there like. okay. and the rest of it was total chaos because i didn't want to call a taxi because of anxiety reasons so i fumbled to update some taxi app on my phone and shit. (and then the driver was all weird too, this rude old man who didn't say shit except blamed me for having too much stuff with me, i fucking hate taxis)

borderline traumatic tbh. but i imagine this coworker who barely knows me was probably pretty embarrassed about it lmao she did apologise of course but like damn not a great way to try to get to know a new person from work