#the cabana kids

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

Bath and Body Works Coco Cabana and Island Punch Mini Body Splashes

1997-1998ish

Coco Cabana found on Pinterest, user G Johns

Island Punch is my personal picture from my collection

I also had the bag of Island Punch soap that I posted a while ago on here. That's one of my earliest BBW memories, before I even started buying art stuff!! I would buy the soap for my collection but it's too big and bulky.

[racingpit]

Beach Style Kids - Kids Room Example of a large kids' room in the beach style with gray walls and a concrete floor that is gender-neutral.

[noisett-e]

Pool Newark Pool - large traditional backyard custom-shaped natural pool idea

[blackangelene]

Pool Natural (Newark)

[pbnbucks]

can you write something about meeting Caitlin because ur family are family friends and you two develop a relationship?

Caitlin x Reader!

What Happens In Bora Bora Stays In Bora Bora

word count : 1574

warnings : cussing, friends to enemy’s to lovers, somewhat leads to smut, jealousy

summary : your dad and caitlin’s dad worked together and made lots of money so when they had a scheduled buisness trip and decided to bring the whole family down you and caitlin where put to room together.

i made this at 6am so if it sucks my apologies!

your sitting in your cabana in Bora Bora waiting to be told the rooms suituation only to be hit with total disappointed “I just got off the phone with Brent and we decided you and caitlin will be staying in a cabana together while we are in Bora Bora” your family was close with the clark family because for generations they worked together in the family industry. you where close with Brent and Anne, along with their sons except their daughter caitlin. she often picked arguments with you and she didn’t bother hiding her hatred for you. nobody knew exactly why she hated you, your guy’s parents always thought it was because you where the same age (16) and similar in many ways and equally stubborn. although caitlin wasn’t always like this, when you first met when you where 4 and she was a sweet heart up until you guys where 14, thats when it all changed and compliments changed to snarky comments. something in her changed the way she viewed you she went from idolizing you and protecting you to being disgusting by you and filled with hatred towards you. but by the end of the trip it would all change because by the end of 3 weeks shared in a cabana in bora bora together something was bound to happen.

“do i seriously have to share a room with her i mean she hates me and i don’t want to deal with her the entire time” you say trying to convince your dad to make any change in the vacation arrangements. “actually it was her idea she wanted to share a room with you, wouldn’t let anybody else get the spot” great. her goal was to make the vacation terrible for me. “please dad im begging you its a trap her entire goal is to ruin my vacation” he just rolled his eyes at you “they will be here any minute so better hurry up and choose your side of the room.” you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. as soon as he walks out you hear her voice making small talk with your father, she has always kisses up to the adults and the second they turned a blind eye she completely changed. she of course walks in with a attitude already and waits for you to tell her the room arrangement “so i picked the left side of the room so that leaves you the right and i’ll probably go explore in about 30 minutes once im unpacked.” she walks past you making sure the shove against you, not hard but hard enough for you to notice. “look if you just forced yourself into being my roommate just to make my life hell ill gladly go find somebody to room with instead” hopefully trying to get her to quit whatever act she had going on but instead she just laughs at you “your not scary so just sit down princess, and i think i will join you on your little scavenger hunt” shes unbelievable.

TIME SKIP.

its now been 3 days that where full of hiding from caitlin making sure to be out by the time she was awake and come back when she was asleep. shes caught up to what you where doing but to entitled with her ego to question it so instead she drops subtle hints to inform you that she knows what your doing and to cut it out. but you genuinely have no want to argue with her. a good this is you met this girl Maddie on you trip, you brought her by your cabana once but it was extremely awkward with caitlin there, all of a sudden she became extremely possessive with you and even putting her arm around you saying that you where her best friend. you thought that maybe she just didn’t have friends back home and it would make sense with the way she acted.

you where brushing your hair getting ready to meet up with Maddie but instead caitlin walks in on you in the bathroom, “where are you going?” is she being serious? she treated you like shit for the past 3 days and all of a sudden wants to know where your going. “im going to go swimming with Maddie ill be back around 10.” she immediately shuts down you idea and tells you otherwise “no your not im tired of having to wait and stay up at night cause you want to go out with some girl all day and night.” “dude caitlin what the fuck are you even talking about right now, maybe act like a normal person on vacation and go make some friends clearly your lacking some.” she scoffs at your true, but mean comment. “im not lacking any friends nor do i need any, and you one to talk about friends in supposed to be your best friend and yet your blowing me off to hang out with some random girl” best friend? she wishes. “what are you talking about best friend? we are far from friends because you cant get your head out of your own ass. now if you will get out my way so i can hangout with my friend and enjoy my vacation away from you” you shove out the way not giving her the chance to even disagree with you and walk out the door only to greet maddie’s face as she is already there waiting for you, before she can even greet you, you drag her by the arm and run down the long hallway to the water. “im sorry caitlin was giving me a tough time and she was close to coming out and breaking the door down” she laughs thinking you where joking but only if she knew what you had to put up with. “i think she might be in love with you.” you cant believe the words that just came out of her mouth. “whats with everybody and trying to ruin my day.”

ANOTHER TIME SKIP

its now 10pm and you said your goodbyes to your friend as you parted ways only to be greeted with a locked door, you knock on the door begging caitlin to let you in turning the door knob hoping that she will listen but nothing works, your last hope is to say something you know would piss her off and give you a long night but you just deeply wanted to go to bed. “caitlin seriously let me in before i have to room with Maddie.” once you finish your sentence you immediately hear foot steps coming you way to have your door swing open greeting a angry cait, you push past her “seriously you locked me out? why cant you not be a asshole for one day” she rolls her eyes at you “me, im the asshole now? and stop bringing up Maddie i couldn’t give to fucks about your friend.” unbelievable “well clearly you did cause you let me in as soon as i mentioned rooming with her, and you know what i am going to room with her because thankfully she wouldn’t kick me out my own room.” as soon as you said that her face got red and she pressed you up against the door pushing you bodies close together and her forehead resting on yours “your. not. leaving. this. room. got it?” you didn’t know if it was the butterflies in your stomach or her hands gripping at your waste and her mouth and body extremely close to yours but you craved her touch and you wanted more and the only way you know how to get more was by pissing her off. “or what? you cant control me caitlin especially not with the way you act” there was only one thing you wanted to hear from her and it was for her to beg for you. after all these years of constant arguements someone who claims they hate you, ends up needing you so badly. “cmon cait i want to hear you beg for me to stay.” she hesitates hoping you would give up “ you can be serious, im not going to beg.” you just smile at her words “im serious and if you wont beg im rooming with Maddie.” she groans at your words “fine.” theres a long silence for her mentally trying to prepare herself for what shes about to say “please y/n, don’t go room with her.” there was those words you wanted to hear so badly although it wasn’t enough. something in you just clicked “aww is that really what you want baby?” her eyes widen staying their for a second before deciding her next move, no going back now. her lips attack yours and her hand that was on your hip now find your neck making you moan into the kiss, it was the shock you have because this is the first time in a while that she has shown affection for you. she pulls away to gather her breathe but before she pulls you in for more you stop her “y’know i think i have more control over you then you let me know” she gives you her little smirk shes known for “oh yeah? why don’t you show me princess? you up for a challenge?” maybe this was your chance of getting your relationship back, you couldn’t miss your opportunity “of course.”

[mynameismckenziemae]

Take it right there

Jake ‘Hangman ‘ Seresin x You

This was written for #leahsgalentinesdayspecial (put on by @ohtobeleah thank you!)

Song: Like a Wrecking Ball by Eric Church

Warnings: 18+ MDNI! Smut, unprotected p in v, talks of spanking, masturbation, teasing…I think that’s it, let me know if missed anything!

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They say the first year of marriage is the hardest. This is true for you and Jake, but not for the reasons one may think.

Living together wasn’t the problem; you’d shared an apartment for 18 months before he proposed. It wasn’t combining and sharing finances either; you each contribute fairly and spend wisely.

The hardest part is that Jake has been deployed for 3 and a half months out of your 4-month marriage.

The wedding had been perfect; it was everything you dreamed of. The honeymoon was even better. Just thinking about what the two of you got up to in your room, the private pool, the cabana at the beach, the cramped bathroom of the glass bottom boat…sends a shiver down your spine and an echoing heat between your thighs.

But just a short week after you got back, Jake was called out with no ETA given. You had just gotten the keys to the fixer-upper you bought and weren’t even all the way moved in when Jake got the call that Sunday morning.

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“Sweetheart?”

“Please don’t tell me that was Simpson and you’re getting called out. Please?” You whine, dropping the paintbrush you’re holding back in the tray.

“How’d you know?” He asks, wrapping his arms around you from behind.

“I could hear it wasn’t good by your voice,” you murmur, leaning into him.

“I’m sorry, I don’t want to go either. I’ve got some good news though. We don’t leave until Tuesday morning and Simpson gave me and the rest of the squad off until then. They’re already on their way over to help us get the rest of the house cleaned up and painted so we can get everything else moved in and set up before I’m gone,” he murmurs against your neck before trailing up to your ear.

“No, they don’t have to do that, I’m sure they’ve got other things to-oh,” you sigh as he nips your earlobe and presses his hard-on into your short-clad bottom.

“I didn’t even have to ask, sweetheart. Roo was texting the group chat before I even got off the phone,” he assures you.

“But-“ you protest but he interrupts.

“No ‘buts’ about it, Mrs. Seresin. They’re already on their way. Now shush or I’ll spank yours before they get here,” he jokingly threatens, patting your butt and stepping away.

“Mhmm, sure,” you tease, calling his bluff.

You smile at his sharp inhale.

“You think I’m kidding?”

You gasp when he grabs your ponytail and pulls you back against him.

“Bend over that step ladder and I’ll show you how serious I am,” he says lowly, sucking a bruise behind your ear before he pushes you toward it.

But you’re saved by the bell; the doorbell that is.

“Oh no, that’s too bad. They’re here,” you smile at him smugly as you turn to answer the front door, but he grabs your wrist with a dark chuckle as you walk past.

“You’re not off the hook that easy, sweetheart. You know what I do to naughty girls. After tonight, you’re gonna think of me every time you sit down for the first few days that I’m gone.”

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He wasn’t kidding. But you love pushing his buttons until he does something about it

You cried when he left that Tuesday morning, like every other deployment but this one just hurt more; popping the bubble of your newly wedded bliss.

In the time he was gone, there were a handful of rushed calls, texts here and there, and two video chats; one that was private and so hot, the other in his shared bunk so you keep it appropriate, kind of.

“Hey, sweetheart. Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes,” Jake says, eyes widening when he sees you. You’ve got your phone propped up while you’re sitting on the bathroom vanity in just a bathrobe, hair wet around your shoulders. “Just a heads up, Bradshaw’s in here. Whatcha doing up there?��

“Hey baby, just painting my nails. Does that mean I have to behave?” You lift your head to look at him with a smirk.

Jake nods as Bradley shouts, “No! Tease him, honey, make him pay for leaving you!”

You laugh. “Miss you, Roo.”

“Miss you too!”

You tell Jake about your day and then about the work you’ve done around the house, shaking your head when he asks to see it. “I want it to be a surprise.”

“Alright, can’t wait to see it. And you,” Jake sighs.

“I can’t either,” you reply, keeping your voice even as you slide your robe off your shoulders, baring your naked chest. “Any word on how much longer?”

He doesn’t answer, too distracted by you as you spread your legs and dip your fingers between.

“Jake?” You ask again.

He snaps out of it when your fingers stop. “What? No, sorry. Haven’t heard anything yet.”

“Damn. Hopefully not too much longer,” your eyes fall close as you push two fingers in, rubbing your clit with the heel of your palm.

His face flushes red as he watches you quietly bring yourself to orgasm; talking about the new restaurant you want to try, without bringing any attention to what you’re doing.

His expression turns pained when you lick your fingers clean in between telling him about what kitchen cabinets you want.

“5 minute warning guys,” Rooster’s voice filters through the phone.

The warning is nice but the moment is gone.

“Love you, sweetheart, hopefully be home soon.”

“I hope so. Love you too.”

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That was 2 weeks ago and you are sick of waiting. Fed up. Finished. Done.

Sighing, you look at your ugly kitchen cabinets and get the perfect idea for your frustration.

You smile as you bring the heavy sledgehammer in from the garage, but just as you’re about to bring it above your head, you hear Jake’s voice.

“Sweetheart?”

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You drop the sledgehammer to the floor before you run into his open arms.

His back hits the wall when he stumbles back a few steps from the momentum.

“Sorry,” he murmurs against your lips as a picture frame shatters, knocked off the wall by his shoulder.

“You can buy me a new one tomorrow, I just need you to fuck me,” you pull back from his lips to latch onto his neck.

His head hits the wall as you mark up his neck. “Let’s…bedroom?” He pants.

You nod your head and hum in agreement but make no move to climb off him.

He drops you on the bed when he finally reaches the bedroom, unbuttoning his pants as you slip your leggings off and you’re pulling him on top of you before he can kick his off his ankles.

“Wait, I wanna taste you, get you ready,” he protests as you rub the head of his cock through your arousal.

“I’m ready. I’ve been ready for the past 105 days,” you whine, hands each gripping a handful of his ass and pulling him into you.

“Fuckkkkkk,” he groans as he breaches you, stealing the breath from your lungs.

“So big,” you whimper when he’s finally all the way in.

“Doing so good, sweetheart,” he pants against your neck, giving you a moment to adjust before pulling out just to push back in, again and again with deep, steady thrusts.

The bed begins to creak as he fucks you at a punishing pace, mingling with the sounds of your shared pleasure.

“More, Jake! Please, I’m so close,” you plead, fingers digging into the thick muscles of his back.

His hips stutter at the bite of pain but he recovers, tilting his hips so that his pubic bone brushes your clit with each stroke.

“C’mon, be my good girl, get there for me,” he begs.

A broken cry rips from your throat as your orgasm crashes into you, triggering Jake’s release. He cums with a low groan, painting your insides white.

A few minutes go by before he lifts his head to press a kiss to your lips. “I love y-oh shit!”

There’s a loud crack and all of a sudden the mattress is on the floor.

Jakes's wide eyes meet yours before you both burst into laughter.

The bedframe broke.

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Jake helps you get cleaned up before helping you to your feet.

“So, what were you planning on doing with that sledgehammer?”

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[rems-writing]

How to cheer up a lifeguard

Pairing: swimmer!Mingi × lifeguard!reader

Summary: Mingi tries to impress the new lifeguard, only to fail miserably

Warning(s): simp!Mingi, Yunho clowns Mingi for flopping like a fish, gn!reader

Genre: Fluff

Nets: @mirohs-aurora-society

"MOROCCO, I HAVE MISSED YOU!"

"MINGI, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!"

Mingi simply giggled as he and Yunho entered the pool area. Jongho trailed behind since he carried all their stuff like the good maknae he is.

He was bribed with free food. Mingi's treat.

As they settled down in the cabana they reserved ahead of time, Mingi surveyed the area a bit. It was early morning yet it was still hot. Rather than lay in their beds with the air conditioner blasting, they decided to cool off by the pool. Yunho and Jongho were busy lathering on sunscreen while Mingi's eyes stopped on a person that was currently climbing the high white chair covered by an umbrella.

Based on the red shirt and white shorts with red trim, he assumed that the person was the lifeguard on duty.

And he couldn't help but be entranced by you.

You were wearing your uniform, along with a pair of sunglasses to cover the horrendous eyebags that were present right now.

Dealing with a hangover sucked yet you pushed through.

Mornings like this as a lifeguard were easy going however. Since this is a private resort, you didn't have to deal with screaming kids.

Only stupid adults.

As you scanned the area a bit more, you couldn't help but noticed a pair of eyes staring you down. Through your peripheral vision, you could see a tall man staring at you. You finally turned your head and he finally turned around.

Welp... so much for a peaceful morning.

Mingi was yanked back by Yunho before having the sunscreen bottle shoved into his hands by the same man.

"Stop drooling and put it on."

"I was not drooling!"

"Yeah you were."

"No I was not!"

2Ho giggled while Mingi rolled his eyes and turned away from them to cover his blushing face. As he finished lathering on the sunscreen over his dorito body, he couldn't help but notice the seemingly sad expression on your face.

He then developed a stupid idea.

And dragged 2Ho along with him.

"Are you crazy?! You'll get hurt!"

"My stomach will be fine!"

"I'm not talking about your stomach."

Mingi dismissed Jongho's disapproval and told Yunho to whip out his phone so he could record it.

Mingi then stepped back a few feet before breathing deeply and running towards the pool. As he leapt into the air, he gave a victory shout to which attracted your attention. You went from bored to attentive in a matter of minutes.

This is where everything went wrong.

The original plan was for Mingi to do a couple of flips before cannonballing into the pool.

That all changed when he finally got a good look at your face.

Attentive (e/c) eyes, a nose that held your sunglasses since you adjusted them to be like that, lips that formed a thin line, and a body that sat up straight in case you needed to escape the chair and intervene.

Luckily, you didn't need to.

A wince escaped your mouth as Mingi practically landed in the pool like a starfish. The harsh smack of the water against his skin as he finally landed in the pool disturbed the silence of the resort and you had to laugh a bit when Mingi just laid there in the pool, face down and still spread out like a starfish.

He was most likely holding his breath so he could hide the embarrassment better on his face.

After about a couple of minutes, he raised his head and breathed heavily as he swept his hair back and rubbed his face in case any chlorine got into his eyes.

"HOW'S YOUR MANHOOD?!"

"SHUT UP, YUNHO!"

2Ho were laughing their asses off as Mingi covered said manhood since that was the area that hurt the most. As he turned away to hide his shame, he felt someone tap his shoulder. He turned his head a bit and got even more embarrassed.

You were sitting at the edge of the pool, feet dangling in the water as you cocked your head curiously and stared at him with amusement in your eyes. You called him over, to which he responded to but with his head hung low.

"Hey. It's alright. It's not every day a famous swimmer tries to entertain me as a way to distract me. I think thanks to you, my hangover is cured."

Mingi's head popped up at the sound of your voice and his heart fluttered.

You were so close to him.

"I thought you looked down, so I figured I'd cheer you up!"

"STARFISH BOY!"

"SHUT UP, YUNHO!"

You turned to see Yunho trying to keep it together as he walked back to the cabana with Jongho. You laughed quietly as you turned back around to look at Mingi.

"Well you certainly have."

Mingi smiled in victory as he swam closer to you before pulling himself out of the water so he could sit next to you.

"I'm Song Mingi by the way."

He stuck out his hand and you shook it.

"Nice to meet you, Mingi. I'm Y/N."

[woso-dreamzzz]

Because Ruin!R get given her name yesterday, here's more ideas about her:

Sponsored by ADIDAS when she's older but genuinely couldn't care less. She only signed the contract because her manager told her about how they were practically frothing at the mouth to get her name on the contract

Is a great lover of outdoor pools. Otter can't quite explain it but she loves them so much

Alexia and Jenni continue to shower her in presents whenever they can because why earn so much money if they can't spoil their kid

She goes to therapy once a week which started because Alexia and Jenni wanted her to have someone to talk to about her time in the system but now all she discusses is their break up

The lawyers are very close to working out a custody agreement so it won't be going to court and Otter won't have the chance to have her opinions noted

Her cheat day usually means pizza or kebab. Every other day she enjoys rice, specifically sticky rice

Alexia loves working out with Otter because there's not much else they can do together with how focused each of them are on their sports. She never gets to see Otter train in the pool so gym work together is a nice compromise

Jenni likes taking Otter to theme parks and they both go on the scariest rides and Jenni always buys a fast pass so they can squeeze in as much as possible for the day

Water parks are Otter's favourite though and the first family trip they all took was a water park. Alexia tanned in the cabana and on the lazy river while Otter dragged Jenni to all the water slides

[arjudy224]

Cobblepot's Cabana

Summary: Working for Oswald Cobblepot has its perks. Mr. Cobblepot always gives out Christmas and summer bonuses, you get excellent health insurance... However, working at a pool owned by one of Batman rogues can put you at odds with the Caped Crusader himself. One day, the Riddler and Killer Croc team up to defeat Batman. This team endeavor doesn't work out the way they expected.

Lifeguard POV:

There wasn’t any mention of how to handle situations like this during the certification. Teenage boys doing back flips into the shallow end? Yes. Nose bleeds? Of course. Clocking into work to find the Gotham knight fighting not one, but two of his rogues on the pool deck? Absolutely not. Nothing could have prepared me to witness the all out brawl that was occurring during my shift. Or the fact that Killer Croc’s tail defensively slapped the Riddler, Batman, and Robin into the pool. Tyler hands me the lifeguard tube with a sly smile.

“Good luck with that. I’m going to go pee.”

If I wasn’t so concerned for the teenage vigilante getting his face pushed underwater by a crocodile, that would have been incredibly annoying.

Staring at the drowning quartet, I am faced with a dilemma.

Do I get paid enough for this? (No)

Would interrupting the feud end with my imminent death? (Probably)

Poor Eddie Nygma flails desperately against the waves made by Killer Croc and Batman wrestling. For such an intelligent guy, one would have assumed he would at least know how to doggy paddle... One would be wrong. Every time the man, known to the rest of the world as the Riddler, touches the water... He sinks. It's honestly impressive how quickly he can reach the bottom of the pool. His panicked green eyes cause my heart to swell.

Dammit... Fine.

Within moments, I plunge into the icy water. Of course today of all days Cobblepot would turn the temperature down for dramatic effect. Fighting against Killer Croc's waves, I lunge for Eddie first. Avoiding his panicked limbs, I shove the buoy flush against his chest. Eddie clings onto the life preserver with a grateful gaze as I meet a face full of salt water.

My eyes burn from the impact. Resurfacing a few feet away, the vigilante/ crocodilian brawl somehow managed to turn on the manual waves. I watch in disbelief as Eddie gets pulled in their direction. His feverishly pale skin and blue lips chill me to my core.

"Oh.. No you don't!" I gasp struggling against the current. Another wave pushes me under. Stay calm. You've done this before. Opening my eyes, my heart stops when I register what I am face to face with.

Void like black eyes stare emotionless in my direction. With skin so grey and smooth, I'm almost tempted to run my hand across. However, the hundreds of sharp teeth keep me at bay. There's a shark in the pool, King Shark, to be exact... and he's not happy about the wrestling match going on above. Typical Gotham. Funny enough, I checked the attendance log this morning. Nanaue canceled his membership months ago, but that's none of my business.

From the corner of my eye, I vaguely make out the faint outline of the drowning boy wonder. The kid’s head is above water for now, but the heavy plated Robin suit cannot be easy to swim in.

Sometimes, King Shark confuses the lifeguards for poolside snacks. Easy mistake really. Cobblepot had warned us previously of the last guard who got eaten. Unzipping my fanny pack, I fumble for my saving grace: a small tuna packet from my morning lunch. Offering it to the shark, I await his response. That must have been the right move because a smile emerges with hundreds of teeth barring all at once.

Pressure and panic spreads throughout my body from the lack of oxygen. Crawling to the surface, my lungs gasp for air while I assess the current situation. Eddie's conscious, yet even with the raft his lips are still tinged with blue from his underwater adventure. Robin's fighting with less vigor than before. He doesn't have much time. Killer Croc is in his element. And Batman? Well, like any Florida man wrestling with their local wildlife: he's doing his best. His sluggish movements are showing how much the cape and his weaponry are weighing him down.

Considering my options, I make the dumbest split second decision of my life: I ask for help. Diving under the oncoming waves, I gesture towards King Shark with as much pleading as I can muster. I don't speak Shark, but I motion to my fanny back to insinuate their would be more fish ahead. Nananue slowly nods his head before circling the water around me.

For a second, I think my life is over. Maybe my parents were right to throw a fit when I announced my acceptance into Gotham U. I'm sure Metropolis Lifeguards’ don't have to make bargains with their local trespassing aquatic life.

To my relief, King Shark doesn't bite my head off. With an impatient shimmy, he waits for me to hold on. I shrug before crawling on his back. We cut through the waves with such ease that I find myself in awe of the cartilaginous fish. If I swam like that, I would bum off Oswald Cobblepot too. The Riddler and his life raft tug loosely behind due to the harness around my waist.

Checking my watch, I frown.

Tyler was supposed to take me off stand ten minutes ago. That bastard. From the empty pool deck, I bet he left work early again... for the 3rd time this week.

Speeding past the giant iceberg in the center of the pool, King Shark reluctantly slows down once we near the frail looking teenager. Before I can hoist the kid up, Nananue eyes the young boy with interest.

"Don't even think about it. If you eat Robin, I have to explain to Cobblepot how you've been staying here for months without paying for a membership."

With an exaggerated sigh, the Shark man allows me to hull the kid half way out of the water. Somehow, Robins mask managed to stay on during the kerfuffle. His wet black hair sticks to his forehead. He's got a pulse. He's breathing. Reaching the pool deck, Robin’s limp form is proving ridiculously lofty to move.

Across the pool deck, Batman somehow managed to tranquilize Killer Croc. His damp armor makes a hilarious ~squish~ noise with every step. Eddie sprawls on his back muttering something I assume to be riddle associated. Robin's starting to regain color.

Thank goodness, I didn't have to do CPR; I do not want to be the one responsible for breaking the Boy Wonders ribs.

One eye flutters open, then the other. The intensity of his blue eyes catches me off guard.

"Instead of saving my life," He rasps with a mischievous grin, "Can you save my phone number?"

Very original.

I briefly consider shoving him back into the pool. If I hadn't spent the last 20 minutes trying to save his life, I would have. Instead of responding, I make eye contact with his Guardian.

"I'm going to need to ask you two to leave." I elaborate gesturing to my watch, "The pool closes at 9."

[thecapricunt1616]

Dad!Carmy x Beach Day

Okok guys more Dad!Carmy brainrot! It’s time for a walk *gently grabs your hand* okay okay so your first is away at summer camp for the first time, that was it’s whole ordeal (Carmy cried the whole first week they were gone intermittently bc he missed them esp. after you put your littlest to bed bc ‘the routine just feels odd babe we’re missing one’) so to turn his frown upside down you had been planning little outings so he wouldn’t just sit by the mailbox every day like a sad puppy waiting for the letters your kid sends home. Todays outing: A beach day! 

(More BTC 🫶) 

So as soon as your Toddler got up that morning and told you she wanted to make sand castles that day, the choice was easy. Seeing your sexy man carrying your little girl on his shoulders while you relaxed and enjoyed premium beach snacks that he’d pack for you and get some well needed tanning time? That was always a good day. 

By this time - Carmy has gone full dad mode because having a son old enough for sleep away camp and a daughter out of diapers that’s about 8 years of dad-ing, he has it all. Meaning, the man has yes - he’s gotten a truck. *Keep walking don’t look at me that way* because imagine he’d be like 

‘Babe- think, when we take the kids camping, or when we go on trips- we need something with a lot of space, plus it’s so comfy inside! And seat warmers! So you won’t get cold in the winter. And I can get a snow plow for the front so i don’t have to keep spending hours doing the driveway in the winter, and grocery shopping! Whenever we go to Costco we never have enough space and it’s so much safer you should see the safety ratings on this thing the guy really sold me on it. Unc was for it babe! He told me to go for it’  

Like he would have an endless amount of reasons but let’s be real. Little man, big truck - plus your son would think it’s cool. So you’d be all comfy up front with your cooled seats, your daughter in back in her little princess sunglasses and flip flops chewing on bubble gum to be like dad because after 6 years he’s just replaced cigarettes with nic gum and he hasn’t even considered quitting. Of course she’d have one of those little screen things on the back of the seat and bluey is on deck, or Ms Rachel if he’s feeling particularly educational that day. 

He would of course stop at Starbucks when you and your daughter ask and get her a lemonade and a cake pop, get you your signature drink he’d already have memorized for years and then a black cold brew for himself - I still can’t picture the man having anything in his coffee he still seems like a black coffee dude to me!!! 

When you get to the beach he has the whole set up. I’m talking he has the truck bed loaded, he has a beach cart and everything. You are a beach cabana family you are that family. Because let’s be real if Carmy is anything he’s prepared and every family needs that guy so Nat and Richie and all the nieces and nephews would also come hang!! He’s researched and found you the comfiest beach chairs, he has a timer on his watch and is carrying the baby to the tent and baptizing her ass in sunscreen but it’s funny because you have to force him to let you get his back 

He would totally be the sand art uncle, he would help his daughter make the sickest sand castle ever, he would teach Evie his ways too like he’d have a whole method with adding water to build a base he would be in there. Oh!! And he would loooove taking his daughter hunting for seashells. Like imagine you’re just watching as he walks back and forth with her on the shore, bright blue bucket in one hand and her little hand in another, crouching down whenever he finds a cool one and doing the same when she finds one she wants to show and bring like

“Wow! That’s a pretty one baby, I can’t wait for you to show mama that one!” He would be so supportive omg. Also teaching her how to write her name in the sand 🥹. Don’t even get me started on him bringing her swimming. She would absolutely love the game of holding onto his back while he dives under the water and he’d tell her like “take a deep breath we’re gonna go under ready!” And he would just tire her out within a few hours so that she could take a nap on his chest in the cabana after you have lunch and get a chance to talk. Premier sandwiches of course, Carmy has mastered the beach sandwich. Doritos, the whole lot. 

Oh!! Oh!! And he is a total grill master. He has a little charcoal grill he makes you guys smash burgers on the beach and you get to hang and watch the sunset, around the 4th he would always bring sparklers for the kids they would be heavily supervised of course because Carmy plus fireworks is a nervous wreck but sparklers are ok 

And of course on the way home your daughter would beg to stop for ice cream and he would be suckered in because he is absolutely the pushover parent. 

To end the day if you came home and checked the mailbox and there was a fat letter from your son detailing all of the stuff they’ve been doing that week along with a ton of pictures from the polaroid camera you sent him with it would be a day he gushes about literally forever ingrained in his memory. 

Okay, I hope you enjoyed our walk 🫶

[sailorsplatoon]

Does anyone have a favorite vacation spot? (It doesn't even have to exist in Splatoon, you could have someone go to isle delfino for example)

Well first off for all the kids it’s Disney World. I feel like that’s a pretty simple one since it’s like, the favorite vacation spot of every kid ever.

Four and Neo like going to really sketchy looking theme parks together and riding the most dangerous looking rides. They are both yet to get seriously injured or near death, so they’re going to keep doing it. 

Acht will gladly go anywhere, but they especially like places where they can see live music. Though they don’t really like having to be underground, like going on a subway or being in a cave, for obvious resons.

Captain and Eight both would rather just spend a lot of time at a fancy hotel. They’ll rent a cabana and sit by the pool for the whole day.

The idols all don’t have particular vacation spots that they like most, since they all have enough money to kind of go wherever they want. Because they have access to so much, they always go bigger than their last vacation, and so it always gets better.

Thank you for the ask!!! I only named one actual spot… but whatever.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I don't know what this new real estate practice is, where they post photos of the back of the house and not the front. If you like Old Hollywood and murals, this remodeled 1956 mid-century modern home in Indio, California is your perfect house. 5bds, 6ba, recently reduced $50K to $1.449M.

Currently, this home is the only vacation rental on the entire Coachella campus. All other Coachella attendees either have to rent a hotel room or camp out. And, since a 10 x 15ft. plot of grass for camping costs $149 per night and hotels sell out fast, with the cheapest cramped 1 star hotel at $343 a night, can you imagine how much they charge for this house?

The kitchen/living room combo has a Marilyn Monroe mural. I like how it fades.

The smallish kitchen features a snack machine for the Coachella renters (but it's only 2 weekends out of the year).

Nice tiled shower room.

The Frank Sinatra bedroom.

And, its shower room.

The Audrey Hepburn room & en-suite.

James Dean and en-suite.

For some reason, this room does not have a mural.

I think that it's a suite and has this kitchenette.

This either the kids room or the budget special.

Has a nice shower room, though.

Covered patio with a picnic table.

The mural by the pool.

Lounge chairs and 2 cabana beds by the pool.

They named the house Estate @ The VIP b/c it's located near the VIP section of Coachella. (General Admissions is $499 - $549 per person & VIP is $1,069 - $1,269 + the shuttle to take you there $619 - $669.) If you have a car, admission includes 3 day parking too.

There's a giant chess set and 2 pickleball courts.

Plus a conversation fire pit.

[hua-mo-jin-is-a-cutie]

FNAF SB Water Park Ideas

I spent some time last night thinking up a potential waterpark layout for fnaf security breach because I'm crazy. I feel like there aren't any games really capitalizing on submechanophobia and then my thoughts kinda spiraled to this so I wanna share my ideas. This is NOT ideas for a scary game, this is just me thinking up the layout of a fazbear waterpark.

Fazbear Funnel - A bowl slide. idk it's the only think I could think of for Freddy.

SuperStar Splashpad - A Celestial themed splashpad and baby pool attraction meant for toddlers. The outdoor section is Sun themed, it connects to an indoor section that is moon themed with dim lights and glowing stars. There is a tunnel between the two for kids to run through and an eclipse themed window above the tunnel.

Foxy's Pirate Ship - A pirate ship themed water play structure with small slides, water canons, and one of those big splash buckets, but it's shaped like a treasure chest. A small log flume ride may also be nearby (not a dark ride, just a log flume slide)

Chica's Crystal Cove - An activities pool with things like diving for crystals, one of those floating pad walking challenges, and some water aerobics lessons are offered. I imagine there would be a display pool with a mermaid Chica animatronic in it for kids to watch.

Roxy's Racer Slides - Pretty self explanatory, but it's a set of four slides. The 4 sliders go down all at once and race to the bottom. I imagine these would be body slides. Probably the most extreme thing at the park.

Monty's Bayou Bumper Boats - Wanted to give Monty another activity with dad energy so boats it is. A swamp themed bumper boats attraction, probably on an actual pond or small lake.

Bonnie Below The Surface - An underwater track ride that is submarine themed. Pretty tame ride, very slow, meant to enjoy the underwater scenery like the fish and plants. Has some fun underwater animatronics.

DJMM's Riptide Ravepool - Get it? Ravepool? Like wave pool, but it's a rave? It's a wave pool, but he's dj-ing. That's it.

Rockstar River - A lazy river themed around the glamrocks. Every water park needs a lazy river.

That's what I've got. I imagine there would be lots of other stuff too like a gift shop, a few different food stalls, some ice cream and popsicle stands, overpriced rental cabanas, etc. The typical stuff you see at a waterpark. I do think it would be cool to add a few more slides as that's what I typically think people go to waterparks for, but I ran out of ideas. If you have any fun ideas let me know I'd love to hear them.

[partiallypearl]

when you love someone (that's all that you can do)

a/n: a little father's day fic. inspired by the popular hc that kendall and katie's dad was a hockey player, and that him and mama knight are divorced/separated + the following prompt: A telling B stories about the time B was still a baby/before B was born. title from throwing in the towel from the outsiders musical!

thank you to @lesterlatte for being a beta reader! regular btr taglist: @happinessismagicc @myloveforhergoeson @ceruleanmusings @raging-violets @zackmartin (happy birthday zack, this is sort of ur birthday gift)

“What did our old house look like?” Katie asks. Kendall turns to look at her, his brow furrowed. “It was a house. Why?” 

His sister is sitting by the Palm Woods pool, her hair falling over her shoulders, still damp from her swim earlier. She looks older now, slightly less baby faced, and she’s taller. 

She’s grown into her lanky limbs, and the smile she inherited from their dad. Sometimes, he wonders what else she inherited.

If she inherited Dad’s anger like he did. If her love of money is a result of growing up without it. It scares him sometimes, to think about it.

“I don’t remember it.” He stares at her confused. It hasn’t been that long since they moved out to Los Angeles. 

“The house in Duluth?” He asks, and she shakes her head. “No. The one in St. Paul. The one we lived in before Dad…. before Dad left.” 

Neither of them speak for a moment. 

Kendall sighs, motioning for Katie to come sit beside him on the cabana chairs. She sits beside him, picking at a loose thread on her bikini bottoms. 

“It was a small house. Felt a lot smaller when Dad was around. Mom got it as a graduation gift from her parents - it was her childhood home. Dad didn’t like that he had no control over what she did with it.” 

Katie nods, and Kendall continues. “It was the main thing they fought over. You probably don’t remember, but when Dad wasn't on the road, he would sleep in a hotel a lot. He didn't want to be in the house."

Katie hums. "That's dumb."

"It was." Kendall mutters, shrugging. "He did a lot of dumb things. I'm sure Mom did too. But I don't know... At least her dumb choices kept her around. His caused them to break up."

"Is it bad that I miss him?" She asks, and Kendall pauses, biting the inside of his cheek. "No. I miss him too. I miss him teaching me Fast Car. I miss going to Minnesota North Stars games and watching him play. I miss him and Mom dancing in the living room."

"I don't remember any of that," Katie says, with a small pout on her face." Kendall gently brushes a loose hair off her face. "I just remember them fighting, and you singing You Are My Sunshine to me so I could fall asleep."

Kendall nods. "Yeah, I started doing that so you wouldn't hear them. It was the song I knew best on guitar." Katie hums, shifting closer to her brother. She looks up at him, and loops her arm around his waist in a side hug.

“I never thanked you for that by the way. For staying up with me. For taking me to the hockey rink so I wasn’t home alone. For being there when Mom couldn’t be.”

“It’s nothing.” Kendall says. “It’s what any good big brother would do.”

Katie smiles at him, her bangs falling into her face. “No, it’s what my big brother did. And he’s pretty great for it.”

He smiles down at her before kissing her forehead. “Thanks kid.”

“You’re welcome.”

[upsidedownwithsteve]

in a writing mood but unsure which one of the kids deserves the attention. lil amsterdam? lesson four? this cabana boy steve smut that’s living in my head? blurb poll? 🧍‍♀️

[mynameismckenziemae]

Unbroken

Part 14

(previous part here)

Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x You

Summary: It’s the end.

Warnings: 18+ MDNI! A little smut, p in v, biting, a little exhibitionism (kinda?), use of a makeshift gag, overstimulation, etc.

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A few weeks later on a beautiful spring Saturday, you became Mrs. Bradshaw.

There wasn’t a dry eye in the church as your dad escorted you down the aisle in a beautiful white gown (your mom insisted it was fine for you to wear white, since “no one’s a virgin anymore when they get married”) to Bradley, looking handsome as ever in his dress blues.

It was a small, intimate ceremony with only your family, Mav, and Penny present due to the short notice, but the plan was to have a larger reception the following year after the baby arrived.

After the emotional vows, exchanging of rings and the pronunciation of husband and wife, a small get-together is held at your parent’s house.

There are a few tears shed but a lot more laughter when the toasts are given. You notice Charlie discreetly switching her full flute of champagne out with Jake’s but he fails to notice.

It’s when she knocks over her chair in haste to get to the bathroom when Jake sets a plate of food in front of her that your suspicions are confirmed.

“You okay?” You ask when she comes back a few minutes later, leaning on your brother and pale as a ghost.

“Yeah,” she replies with a forced smile. But her lip begins to quiver before she bursts into tears.

“What’s wrong?” You ask as you rub her back. You look to Jake but he’s just as confused as you.

“I’m so sorry, I just found out this morning,” she sobs, “I didn’t want to take away from your special day and here I am making a big scene.”

“Found out what this morning?” Jake asks, still not connecting the dots.

“That I’m pregnant,” she replies, smiling briefly before her face crumples again. “I was planning on telling you tonight with this cute onesie and now I fucking ruined it like I ruined their wedding day-“

She cuts off with an ‘oomph’ as Jake wraps her in his arms. Even Mav has tears in his eyes at the scene unfolding.

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“You didn’t ruin anything,” you assure her, hugging her when it’s finally your turn. “In fact, the news made it even better.”

“Really?” She asks, wet tears hitting your shoulder.

“Really,” you confirm, laughing through your own as the news settles in. “Oh my God, this is amazing! Our babies are gonna grow up together, Charlie.”

“God help us all,” Tom mumbles, gasping when Ruth gives him a pinch. “Hey! I was kidding!”

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Bradley takes you to a sleepy little beach town for your honeymoon/babymoon 3 months later, shortly after finding out you’re having a girl.

Her initial tiny flutters were turning into more pronounced kicks but Bradley had yet to feel anything. The little stinker ceases all movement the moment he touches your stomach.

The second trimester has been a breeze; the nausea is gone and your mood swings level out while your sex drive seems to increase with every passing week.

You’re insatiable, which isn’t a bad thing considering Bradley can’t keep his hands off your body, especially your growing belly.

“How do I look?” You ask under the shade of the cabana he rented as you drop your swimsuit cover revealing a bikini underneath before giving him a spin. “The top is a little small-“

You laugh as he desperately yanks down the sunshade, giving you some privacy.

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“Shhhh,” you shush him a few minutes later after he fails to bite back his groan as you ride him at a steady, unforgiving pace. “Gotta be quiet.”

“I can’t-fuck!” His eyes roll back when you pinch his nipple at the same time you pinch one of yours. “I’m trying.”

“Try harder,” you pant, smirking down at him. “Or I’ll make you.”

He chuckles breathlessly. “I’d like to see you try-shit,” he rasps when you lean forward to suck a bruise near his collarbone while your hand reaches for your discarded bikini bottoms.

His eyes fly open and his hips stutter when you force the material into his mouth, sadly muffling his wrecked sounds.

You’re getting close but he cums soon after, unable to hold off with you on top of him and the taste of your arousal on his tongue.

You ride him faster, pushing him into overstimulation as you chase your orgasm. He trembles under you and a quiet whimper escapes when you sink your teeth into his pec, right underneath the bruise you sucked moments earlier as the waves of pleasure wash over you.

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“What about Iris?” Bradley asks, playing with your hair as he again searches for baby names.

Your first suggestion when you had found out her gender had been Carole or at least a variation to honor his mom, but he shook his head with an exasperated sigh before telling you how she forbade it after she got sick. Apparently, she had never cared for her name, but begrudgingly agreed to let it be a middle name; as long as the future mom agreed.

“Hmm?” You hum sleepily against his chest.

Between the sunshine, fresh air, and good sex, you’re ready for a nap. The slow swaying of the hammock you’re in isn’t helping.

“Iris. For her name,” he replies, setting his phone aside before kissing your forehead. “It’s pretty and it means ‘rainbow’; which is fitting since she’s a rainbow baby.”

Hot tears swim in your eyes as he heals yet another part of you that he didn’t break. You lift your head to look at him. “Yes. It’s perfect,” you whisper, tilting your chin to request a kiss. “You’re perfect. I love you.”

“I love you too,” he replies, bringing his arm around to palm your stomach. “And you, Iris Carole Bradshaw.”

That’s when she gives him her biggest kick yet.

“Whoa,” he laughs, delighted, “did you feel that? She kicked! Wow.”

“I think she likes the name too,” you smile, placing your hand over his.

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Iris graces the world with her presence a few months later, followed by her cousin, ‘Lou’ Seresin not long after, both perfect in every way.

The end.

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A/N: Welllllllll that’s the end! I’m not sure how to feel.

Sorry if it seemed rushed, I realize I really suck at wrapping things up 🥴

Anyone else want to cry when Bradley suggested the name Iris? 🙋🏻‍♀️

Also (maybe it’s obvious but just in case it’s not) Louisa is both a nod to Emma (middle name Lou) and Charlie’s late mama, Lisa.

If there’s anything you want me to add or answer, let me know! My inbox is always open ☺️

As always, any interaction is appreciated but I love hearing what you think in comments/reblogs!

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