#the brainrot is stronger than ever im sorry

[chipou-art]

Still on a mission from god 😎🫡 I love the Blues Brothers so much it’s unreal (the last ones are prompts from @/jakeandelwoodblues ! As a Blues Brothers fan their blog is like a gold mine to me)

[cranberryjuice-posts]

A BRAINROT THAT I CANT LET GO OF!!

VAMPIRE!DAUGHTER OF HADES!READER X CLARISSE

Like Clarisse finds out cus reader was like feeding off a animal or smth and offers reader to feed on her instead if reader uses her superspeed to like win capture the flag or something!

Maybe a camper sees a old scarred bite mark on Clarisse and asks about it but Clarisse quickly makes a excuse 👀 (they eventually date ofc)

- Apex predator -

Pairings - Clarisse La rue x Fem! Vampire! Daughter of hades! Reader

An - this is pretty short and rushed I’m sry I had a comp today and I just wanted to get sum out🙁🙁🙏

“Y/n!” Clarisse yelled running around the forest.

You heard her. Only problem you were to busy to answer. Clarisse continued to move about the forest trying to find you.

After a few minutes the stronger girl noticed you crouched down with your back facing her. “Shit.. there you are” the girl panted. You didn’t respond only keeping yourself hidden from her. “Hello? Babe what are yo-“ clarisse stopped once she saw blood pooling around you.

Cautiously clarisse set her spear down against a tree before slowly stepping to you.

You were frozen not knowing what to do, if clarisse saw what you were doing she would hate you and if you ran she would be suspicious. In anxious thoughts you hadn’t realized clarisse turned you around.

Once the She had saw you with a dead rabbit in hands and blood dripping from your mouth she looked down at you with horror. Taking a step back clarisse grabbed her spear storming off.

You threw the dead rabbit aside quickly getting up and chasing after the girl. “Wait wait please let me explain” desperately you tried to catch up to clarisse who was now walking away.

“Explain what!” She turned around looking You up and down “explain why you were eating a dead rabbit raw?! Yeah I would love to hear about how my girlfriend is a psycho”

“Clarisse please” You begged grabbing her arms. “I know this is weird but I can explain I just need you to trust me” looking in her eyes you watched as clarisse started to calm down. “Fine” she bitterly spoke. “Explain”

You let out a slow breath before speaking “being the daughter of hades im a forbidden kid.. I had been killed a long time ago and in an attempt to save me my dad made a deal with thanatos to bring me back but even that costed something, my humanity. In Order to keep living and aging like a normal person I have to drink blood”

Clarisse looked like she didn’t belive You but at the same time she knew the gods did unbelievable things. “So what your a vampire now or something” she scoffed, nodding your head you looked down embarrassed by it all. “I’m sorry.. I know I should of told you but it’s just… fuck” you sighed

After a few moments clarisse grabbed your face, confused you followed the girls lead allowing you to turn your face in different directions. Eventually she pried your mouth open taking a look at your sharp K-9’s.

Clarisse sighed pulling You Close by your waist into a hug. “You should of told me” she kissed your forehead. “We’re having a talk about this later ok, a serious sit down talk got it” she pulled back holding your face. You nodded once again placing your hand over hers. “Good, now I need you to come with me to do something to get the flag”

———

“And That’s Everything” You sighed, sitting on your girlfriends lap as you both were in clarisses bed. Clarisse nodded rubbing soft circles on your hips. “Have you ever tried to feed off a person?” She asked looking up at you.

You shrugged your shoulders “once I mean human blood holds me over much longer than rabbit or animal but I don’t know anyone who willingly would let me do that”

Shifting around some clarisse pulled her camp shirt collar down tapping her neck. You looked confused earning you an annoyed scoff from clarisse “do you need an invitation just do what ever it is you do”

“Are You Sure? It’s gonna leave a mark I don’t know”

“I don’t care about a damn mark”

Debating it for a second you sighed leaning forward. Sinking your teeth into clarisses neck you punctured the girls skin. Immediately sucking on her neck you reveled in the warmness of the girls blood.

After a few moments You pulled pack panting. Looking at clarisse you started to laugh as the tough girl covered her face from how flustered she was.

“You liked that?”

“Fuck off”

You leaned in giving her a teasing peck on the lips, laughing as the girl jokingly complained.

——

Random camper - Jesus clarisse what happened to your neck

Clarisse - Thats none of your damn business

[ohbo-ohno]

.. primal play vampire ghoap.

them chasing you down in the forest, the one that catches you gets to feed from you ❤️❤️ could be non/Dubcon? or a planned thing? idk but vampire ghoap chasing me down in the forest and the first to find me feeding from me while I try to run away is my current brainrot 😩😩

-👑 anon?

sorry this one took me a while to get to!!! despite the sheer amount of noncon i write im actually not suuuper confident in primal play haha

the things with vampire ghoap & primal play is that vampires are way stronger and faster than humans - there's no way you could ever beat them. so even though you try (that fight or flight instinct is a bitch, huh?), there's not much fun in that actual chase for them

the real fun is the catch and release

the way you scream, scent nothing but fear as you flail desperately, the way you're hardly able to stand as you try to run away. the whites of your eyes showing when you glance over your shoulder, the way your fingers shake. it's that that really gets their predator instinct off

ghost is the type to catch you, hold you for a few long moments, then send you off again. he holds you tight, brushes his fangs over your neck and listens to you cry, relishes the harsh beating of your heart. you're so alive in his arms, so deliciously human, so scared. it satisfies every instinct he's got to smother you like that - a good hunt and a satisfying catch

soap is the type to let you keep thinking you're free. he grabs you, spins you around, bearhugs you again before you can take more than a few steps, shoves you to your ass, holds you tight, lets you make it maybe ten feet or so away, sweeps you off your feet again. it's so much so fast, your heart nearly beats out of your chest. eventually you collapse to the ground sobbing, hardly able to do anything more than attempt to crawl. he'd nudge you with his boot, crouch down beside your pathetic form. coo things like awww, that all you got in you? c'mon, you're better than that. scoops you up under the arms, makes you stand and nudges you forward. go on, have another go

[l0cal-catb0y]

Hero!Ghoap x God!Reader brainrot

this is mainly about ghoap cuz i didnt focus on them in the first post and they deserve love too!! and i wanna add backstory :33 based off this post i made and i think i want them to be childhood friends!! (its one of my favorite tropes im sorry </3)

once again this is just word vomit !! not my best but it must be shared :DD but also!! let me know if you have any ideas for what reader should be the god of cuz i really have no ideas and i wanna add more details to them!!

definingly have the vibe they would've meet by running into each other playing in a field when they were very young and just ended up sticking together. simon found comfort in johnny's presence and just sort of started following him everywhere he went with johnny just completely okay with dragging this boy around cuz!! he gets to have fun with his friend!! :DD sadly though they have to have reason to become fighters for plot reasons </33 their village gets destroyed, burnt and looted with few survivors left. theyre both distraught and angry with johnny openly wanting to track down the people behind the attack and fuck them up (simon too but hes silent about it) maybe johnny starts getting ready to start that hunt without telling anyone but simon can just read him perfectly and just pulls him aside to tell him that he's coming too.

I feel like along their hunt they would stop and take care of anyone that were causing issues, probably with just small trouble makers but as they become stronger and more experienced they deal with whole gangs of people (they end up getting the names ghost and soap along the way somehow) they become more renowned for their strength and victories that even cities far off know them!! im thinking the group that destroyed their village became an army and overconfident to the point of disrespecting the gods (probably not all but definitely some big ones) so when ghost and soap become bigger names they are given the upperhand with the backing of the gods who wish to put the group back into place. they basically get to the level of demigods !!

romance wise though,,, giggles,,, somewhere along their journey after a hard fight they would confess while patching each other up, the concern for each other far outweighing the fear of rejection <33 the gentle touch of making sure theyre still there and the whispers of love would be so soft after they know its a mutual love omg. their routines change a little afterwards too!! like simon giving johnny little trinkets to have in his pockets (probably something handmade when he cant sleep) and johnny braiding part of simon's hair before a fight (maybe he braids a piece of simon's hair into his own braid and his hair into simon's?)

I don't think they would actively worship one particular god? they would give offerings every so often as thanks for the blessing or in hope of getting some luck with something (finding info or just having good weather) but they are mainly on their own for the most part. yes they are favored more than others but it doesnt mean the gods really care about them yknow? they both know theyre just a means to an end for some of them :((

so when you start looking out for them theyre both just :OO you actually care about them outside of what they can do!! you help them with small things!! your watching eyes comfort simon when he cant sleep!! you guide johnny to peaceful areas for him to relax and draw at!! you send your associated animal to keep watch if they ever both crash after a fight!! they start to add stuff to their routines that relate to you in some way :33 making crafts of your symbols and having one with them for "good luck" or making a small spot for you at every camp they make or talking to you (aka the open air of your spot) about their plans and what they wanna do next!!

idk man brainrot and lack of sleep are getting to me!! im going to rotate these two in this au in my head for the next month ^-^

[lizard-dumbass]

Alright so the TOH brainrot has come back in full force after the finale came out so now i too am making one of them lists of things that i liked/stuck out to me. Also sorry if this ends up just being a bunch of incoherent nonsense

HOLY SHIT TITAN!LUZ. the design is so cool what more can i say. Furthermore,

HOLY FUCK LUZ DIED????? i was so not expecting that and good lord was it heartbreaking. Eda and King's reaction to Luz's death were also heartbreaking, and so was the Collector finally realizing what death really is. And oh my god puppet!Camila crying as the balls of light pass by her, showing us that she has had the realization that her daughter died. After the grief and trauma of losing Manny, Camila and Luz had a heart to heart which made their bond stronger than ever, only for Camila to lose Luz aswell.

LUZ SAID THE THING! NOW EAT THIS SUCKAAAAAA!!!!!

THE BOILING ISLES IS BIGENDER BABY! i honestly love the titan so much now. His bad girl coven t-shirt and glyph pants and dad-bod are absolutely everything. (Also what's with the little hooty worm sticking out of her eye socket??)

The goddamn bread pun 😭 that warms my heart so much

The raeda in this episode was IMMACULATE. I was really hoping for a kiss but i'm still happy with what WAD gave us. The loving stares, Raine's absolute joy when Eda and Titan!Luz came to their rescue in the throne room, the hugs and nuzzles, the cuddling in their new nest, etc. They seem so relaxed and happy at the end. The world has been saved and now they can finally live their lives together and rekindle their relationship. Oh and how could i forget the EARRING SWAP!! they're wearing eachother's earrings!!! I've seen quite a few ppl interpreting the exchanging of earrings/jewelry as a marriage custom in the demon realm, implying that Eda and Raine are married in the timeskip. I never cared much for the idea of raeda getting married but you know what? I like this headcanon.

Raine whistling raine's rhapsody/eda's reqiuem.

Hunter is a palisman carver! And he has a new palisman! Apparently the little blue jay's name is Waffles and that's just adorable.

Raine also has a palisman now and it's a little fox! I wonder what their name is though.

The entire hexsquad has matching Flapjack tattoos! Also Flapjack's grave, that gave me so many feels. But im so happy to see how Hunter has healed!

Harpy Lilith!

Eda is the principal of a school now?

Eda's hook arm! Also just everyone's new outfits/appearances in general. I love Raine's fully white hair and their scars and their outfit just oozes gender. I love Luz's outfit and punk eyeliner. I love Amity's hairstyle. I love how Lilith kept her short ginger hairstyle. I love Gus's new hair and his little beard. I love Willow's shorter hair and sporty outfit. Mattholomule has a real mustache now!

Fuck yeah they figured out how to remove sigils so now the BI residents can do magic like the Titan really intended!

Aladarius canon??

Everyone reuniting with their dads. Amity running to Alador whilst Odalia just stands at the side with an annoyed face. Fucking priceless. Willow's dads kissed on screen! Hunter thinking no one would be there for him only for Darius and Eberwolf to show up and accept him into their family. my heart 😭❤️

Eda and Camila finally got to meet!

Luz reuniting with King and Eda made me sob so unbelievably hard.

Luz and Vee graduated together!

Luz goes to college in the demon realm!

I thought she was giving all her Azura stuff away at first but i think she's actually bringing it all with her to college.

I love everything about Luz's quinceañera (or should i say KING-ceañera)

I love the very last part where every character we've come to know and love over these 3 wonderful years (except Odalia lmfao) say "Byeee!" to the audience. What a perfect way to end this series.

I think that's it lol i have so many thoughts

[angelwishess]

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[i-am-a-l0st-gh0st]

★Masterlist★

- Albedo

Underneath the Stars- "I heard you talking in your sleep."-\

Brainrot- Fluff

-Scara

im scum, im waste, im what you want- 'I thought I told you not to smile at other men.'

Part 2

Part 3

What am I gonna do- "Why are you asking me such stupid questions?"

Hold me closer and I'll hold back- "Same old heart with the same old tricks, hold me closer and I’ll hold back"

He says everything I need to hear- And its like i couldn't ask for anything better

If im dead to you why are at the wake?- Cursing my name, wishing I'd stayed

Both your hands in the holes of my sweater- and if may just take your breath away

-Alhaitham

A soulmate who wasn't meant to be- 'Was our relationship just a joke to you...?'

All the stars aligned- "And what name should I put?"

When I'm not with you think of me always- "Everything is alright just hold on tight, that's because I'm a god old fashioned lover boy"

In front of all your stupid friends- "If you kissed me would it be just like i dreamed?"

Brainrot

When I'd fight you used to tell me I was brave- “Cause I loved you, I swear I love you… Till my dying day…”

-Kaeya

One last time- 'Can you just kiss me? One last time? That's all I ask...'

I'll do anything you ask of me- My fingers pressed until their sore

-Tighnari

Wandering in the woods- "It's alright Collei, they should be okay. You did good."

-Xiao

Falling asleep on him- 'He was rarely shown affection and was very unsure what do to when he received it.'

Drunk under a street light- "But I knew you, dancing in your Levis drunk under a street light"-

You said you love me exactly the way I am- "Guess I must be satisfactory you said you love me exactly the way I am"

Show me how you care- Show me how you smile

Meet me at our spot- Baby, are you coming for the ride?

Childe

In your arms tonight-. 'You hadn't been hugged by anyone like this in years, so of course some tears were shed.'

Hey I miss your stupid face- Get back to my place, I need you. It hurts so much to wait

I never meant to hurt you though- I pushed a lot back but I can't forget it

Neuvillette

But I didn't need to be stronger I needed to be saved- You wanted nothing more than to hold him

And that's why I love fall- I love you y/n don't you forget that

With eyes as dead as mine- "Oh, what a blessing to meet someone like you."

Could you ever imagine where our lives could be- Luckily you saw something in me, something I couldn’t see

Ayato

But now he's playing with your head- "God will you stop being so clingy!"

They never know what you know- "It's not that simple but they won't seem to notice"

All the leaves are brown- And the sky is grey

Kaveh

All this over a kiss- "You're Y/N, my Fiance!"

Clung on tightly, like parentheses- "And every sentence that a spoke began and ended with ellipsis"

I wanna be your favourite boy- "I wanna be the one who makes your day, the one you think about as you lie awake"

Why don't you love me anymore?- But you say I don't know how to love

Lyney

I don't know what to do without you- "Please, I'm still the same lyney you fell in love with"

Please hold me close to you- Baby flatline still time to do it too

And i thought you might be mine- In a small world, on an exceptionally rainy Tuesday night

Feeling sick of myself- Guess I'll try to be someone else (trans masc reader)

The breathing exercises hurt- They don't do fuck all

I'll Hide My Chest...- And i'll figure out a way to get us out of here

No alarms and no surprises-Such a pretty house And such a pretty garden

Wait by the door like I'm just a kid- And watch you tolerate it.

Boys don't cry- I would say i'm sorry, if thought that it would change your mind.

I should be over all the butterflies- Im still into you

Secrets i have held in my heart- are harder to hide than I thought

Part 1

Part 2

I'm cutting people out again- I hope to see their faces when I pursue. Haunting you…

I'll hide my chest- And I'll figure out a way to get us out of here.

Wriothesley

Yeah, you made it all alright- Those words were for you and for you alone

Why do I myself dream like this?- "But perhaps its just my stupid hea in the end

We fell in love in October- That's why I love fall

They say it's such a shame, I turned out this way- "The red means I love you."

We listen to a lot of true crime- But it's alright, she'll be fine

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Breaking my back just know your name- Well, some body told me, that you have a boyfriend.

Make sure nobody sees you leave- Tell your friends you're out for a run

Heizou

I can't stop you putting roots in my dream land- Despite being a detective many things about you were still a mystery that he could never figure out.

Thoma

Sweet tea in the summer- "Sweet tea in the summer, cross my heart won't tell no other"

You know i wanna be your light- In darkness, How you find me just in time to tell me what I needed to hear.

Kazuha

I don't deserve you, you deserve the world- Every time that i miss you I feel the way you hurt

Diluc

Oh what a blessing to meet someone like you- "With eyes as dead as mine"

Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away- When you get out of bed don't end up stranded

It's always been just him and me together- So I'll bet all I have on

Just one more tear to cry- One tear drop from my eye

Multi

Coming out as Non-binary

You and me, always forever- Fremient, Lyney, Alhaitham

Gaming

If you're lost you can look and find me- Time after Time

You're just another picture to burn- There's no time for tears

Arlecchino

Date rambles-

My kinda girl- Im down on my hands and knees begging you please baby

[linktheacehero]

Dawn of the Fourth Day????? Call me intrigued!

*rubs hands together* I brainrot about this one so much.

SO Dawn of the Fourth Day is a roleplay I have with @aheavenscorner BUT we're planning to turn it into a fic! It currently stands at 43k words and we're 3/4ths into the plot.

The premise is a post majoras mask reunion. Link returns to Hyrule after 3 years and Zelda welcomes him with the biggest hug ever cause she's missed him so much (she also does remember the events of the other timeline) The whole story arcs withing 2 years with them being together again, becoming a couple and dealing with a nusiance that is Zelda's aunt and an arrogant suitor potential from her father.

Its so ram packed with fluff and hurt/comfort (and some angst drabbled in) but mainly fluff.

Sharing two snippets because I can

I will do anything to prove that my love is stronger than my family's failed ways. The hero felt a burning sensation in his chest, similarly to when his princess had intertwined her fingers through his hair and nearly kissed him. His gaze flitted down to her lips, just like it had for the past week- only this time he leaned to meet them with his own. It soft with a lingering affection, but the lightning in his veins still roared. As he pulled away, though not far, he looked into Zelda's eyes with a newfound life within his own. "You already have, darling." She was unique, no one in her family was like his Zelda. And he wouldn't have it any other way. ___

If Zelda’s heart could beat any harder, she was convinced it would jump out of her chest. The light was dim, but she was wise and very much not blind — she knew exactly where Link’s gaze had travelled to, for hers had done very much the same. There was a lingering anticipation in the air between them, a breath held in both of their lungs. For all that mattered, time was frozen, and neither would notice if it were not. She met his lips halfway.

And

"I'm sorry, Link, I—" a sob cut her short, and she crushed him even further. She only remembered crying this hard once. In another life, in which she would be alone forever, she'd cried until her body gave out, with no one to comfort her — she had just sent away the one who could. "How is this not my fault?" Her voice lowered to barely a whisper. "I sent you back in time, and it haunts me every day. I took you to the forest and despite all of that, I—" she sniffed. "I don't think I could let you go ever again. I'm sorry. 'Im sorry." Please, she begged in silence. Never leave again. ---- Link could feel her body tremble in his arms as she cried. He held her close, his arms wrapping her like a blanket of reassurance, a reminder that he was here with her. "You have nothing to apologize, Zel." She had done no wrong, none of it was her fault; not the war, nor Ganondorf achieving the Triforce, nor the injuries he held, and not even the decision of sending him back. He didn't blame her for any of it.

[charpisnotok]

im so sorry for the future onslaught of shuake. unfortunately, my brainrot came back stronger than ever and i dont think i can focus on anything else rn xoxo hope u understand

[svnoohe4rts]

hi, hello, hola, bonjour, cześć !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im doing just fine, beside the fact that im chronically online lmao (its not funny at all tho)

losing my mind cuz yeah

and im soooooooooooooooooooo anxious cuz the last exam results are not in yet ://///////

and im pretty sure when i was drinking again like a day or two ago i got drunk,,,,,,,,,and i sent like a whole ass paragraph about how perfect hee is but i think tumblr ate it?? and im so fucking glad cuz that was embarrassing maybe i should have dmed u but i saw a post about u being in jay brainrot so im glad i didnt lol

-tiddiesheeemotherfuckeranonie <3, are u doing good? ^^

hi hello bonjour hola hej (that's all the languages i know ...) my love !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't u worry because i recently realized i'm chronically online as well (i've been chronically online since i was ten) we're in this together baby <333 well another day, another day to lose our minds over hee am i right ??? nothing new !!!!! just hee ruining our lives like always <3 i hate him (i love him)

aaaaaaa i totally feel u, have u gotten the resluts yet??? i know u did amazing, trust me <3 !!!!

WAIT WHAT NO UR KIDDING omfg i am so MAD rn I WANNA READ THAT HELLO ????? pls send me another paragraph about hee or i'll send u one myself . i'm prolly gonna mail tumblr about the whole eating asks thingy, it's been happening more frequently lately & it's rly annoying :////

also don't u worry i am back in my hee era, jay just distracted me for a minute but i'm officially back stronger than ever 🫡

i'm doing well !!! my social battery had been kind of dead lately hence why it took me days to answer this .. i am so so sorry,,, </333 i hope ur doing well, mwah !!!! <3333

[arthurslesbian]

gwen desperately trying to remind herself that the visions in the dark tower are not real but how can she not turn to look at arthur when he says "please?"

[scariusaquarius]

Straight up you give me plagas Leon brainrot like I wanna go back to sleep but it's storming and all I can think about is that Leon hanging from the ceiling to fuck thing you wrote and like now the urge for Leon dick is becoming stronger than the urge to sleep

LMAO IM SORRY SJSBEJD PLS GO BACK TO SLEEP SKSNSJSSJ a wee lil bedtime story for you then sksks

Warning: monster/plagas dick in detail

It wasn't often that you woke up in the middle of the night. Usually, you were a heavy sleeper; able to sleep through the harshest of storms and windiest of nights peacefully without waking. However, ever since gaining a sudden roommate, that had changed.

You knew he was in the room with you.

Your hair on your arms stood up as your heart began to race. You could feel the man staring down at you; could hear his mandibles clicking as he stood at the edge of your bed. Slowly, you turned to look at the end of you bed and almost screeched from the sight of his red eyes glowing brightly within your pitch-black room.

Lightning cracked against the sky, and you could see the man clearly for just a second before his image disappeared. He was now beside you on your side of the bed, mandibles clicking again, and you looked up at him again with a frightened expression.

"Leon! What the hell are you doing? It's 2:30 in the morning!"

Leon leaned down, nose pressed into the flesh of your neck and inhaling deeply.

"I can't sleep...going into rut...wanna fuck."

Your cheeks went hot as Leon began to crawl on top of you, pincers pinning your shoulders down as Leon straddled your hips.

"W-what? Rut? Like...mating season?"

"Mhm."

He was quiet, just breathing hard as he began to gyrate his hips. Leon's mandibles began to pinch at your skin, and Leon growled deep from within his belly.

"Tell me....tell me to fuck you. Tell me you want me. I...I can't hold it back."

The man sounded pained as he tried to keep the plagas in check, and you sighed softly. It was sudden, it was weird, but you were tired. So, you sighed before patting his leg, making the man jolt slightly.

"Alright, but you better clean up after yourself."

Leon's mandibles were chittering in excitement as he practically tore through your clothes, making you gasp.

"Leon! What the...oh...oh."

His long and inhuman tongue immediately licked at your nipples, the tip slightly wrapping around the sensitive nub before his mouth engulfed it. Leon suckled harshly, and your head fell back in bliss as his pincers and inhuman appendages made quick work of your clothes.

Cock swollen and heavy, Plagas tentacles squirming beneath his foreskin excitedly, Leon didn't bother to prepare you, his gushing precum perfect for the job. Thrusting inside of you, you gasped and held onto his shoulders.

"Ah, Leon!"

He set an immediate pace, smacking his hips into yours as Leon tried to resist biting into your neck. Leon was clutching you close, forcing his cock deeper and deeper into you as Leon moved. You could feel the way his cock pulsated-or was it the plagas?-inside of you, so desperate to cum, and you whimpered.

"Mm, Leon..."

"So perfect....so healthy for me....all mine. You're all mine."

You gasped as Leon sucked on your other nipple, kneading your flesh and pressing a hand against your lower belly to feel the bulge from his cock, appendages holding him up and over you.

"Gonna breed you...fuck a couple in ya...."

A couple what? ;)

[oswinunknown]

enigma

summary: oswin's aventures through dimensions

episode 1: secrecy

notes:

SPOILERS FOR KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE sorta

and yeah its not gonna just be kingsman, the timeline of fandoms ill try to make solid but again im prone to brainrot infuenced actions

Oswin wakes up to a killer headache

Theres bright lights overhead and he feels incredibly sore.

His ears are still ringing from the pain.

As he wakes up, he doesnt notice the man beside him rushing to his side.

"-ou alright? Nu-... -s waking up- ..." Oswin hears vaugely, not registering that a person was in the room, let alone talking about him

Sitting up, he goes to cover his eyes before he feels a hand on his arm.

"Here, allow me." He hears, a soft but caloused hand meets his exposed forearm before a pair of glasses apears in his hand.

Realizing that someone was in the room, Oswin let out a mumbled "Thank you" as put them on.

Opening his eyes revealed the room to not be from a hospital, rather a room from a fancy 1950s-furnished bedroom with a few pieces of medical equipment beside him. Dark Emerald green walls adorned with shelves of books, office supplies, and items that seemed rather academic looking. On his right was an entire wall full of encyclopedias and textbooks, With a small wooden desk sitting in the far corner. His left was a large window closed off by regal looking red curtains with golden fringes.

Also to Oswin's left, was a man in a grey suit sitting in a lounge chair beside his bed..

"Are you alright?" The man asked, his hand still on Oswin's forearm gently. It was odd, but the green haired man brushed it off to him not being used to casual touch.

"Yeah." He replied, finding his voice to be ragged and dry.

The man seemed to notice as he grabbed a glass of water that sat beside him.

Oswin muttered thanks before downing the water in one go.

Some odd feeling inside of him kept his entire body at ease. If whoever this man was, was dangerous, he'd have him in some place less pleasant than this.

Finishing the cup, he sighs before turning to the man in the suit.

"Thank you sir. Where am I exactly?" Oswin began again, this time his voice more stronger.

The man seemed oddly startled by his voice, but smothered it before oswin could register it. "My name is Harry Hart, you fell onto me and my colleagues' table during our meeting somehow. When you passed out we took you to our medical ward and the doctors said that your body had undergone some serious changes that shouldnt be humanly possible"

Oswin stared at the man worriedly. He had never undergone any serious medical issues that he remembered. Sure he had a major asthma attack as a kid and went through a siezure once, but luckily he had never had another since then and his asthma went away when he grew up.

"As for where you are," Harry continued, his brown eyes softened as he spoke more gently. "Your in the Kingsman Mansion."

"Kingsman? Is that your buisness or something?"

Harry chuckled airily, "Not my buisness, but yes its the company that I work for. You ever heard of it? We're a tailor buisness."

"I don't recall hearing about a Kingsman Tailor buisness before. And are you sure your a tailoring buisness? i dont see why a couple of tailors need a whole mansion. no offence."

"none taken," he smiled. "and your right. we are actually a secret non government spy organization."

"goddamn, spies exist? i thought that was only in james bond or something."

"well if you knew about it, it wouldnt be a spy organizatio would it?"

"touche"

taking his hand away from your arm, harry leaned back in his chair and began to ask. "I don't think i ever caught your name?"

"Oh, im sorry. My name is Oswin Unknown."

His eyebrows raised at the last name somewhat. "Is your last name actually 'Unknown'?"

"Well I do have a last name, but I cant seem to remember. Everything before me showing up here is a bit of a blur."

"Even your name?"

"I think so? At least my last name that is..." Oswin trailed off, a wave of exhaustion hitting him at once

Harry seemed to notice as he guided him back down into bed. "Rest, you had a long day."

Just as Oswin settled into bed, eyes closing softly as his head rested on the pillow, he called out. "Will I see you again? Or am I going to be seeing someone else in your little spy company?"

Harry let out a small laugh. "Don't worry, ill be here. I'm just going to go get the doctors to let them know about how you are."

Oswin smilled softly, "Alright, and thank you sir."

"Please," He pulled the blanket to Oswin's shoulders. "Call me Harry."

"Alright, goodnight Harry."

And Oswin was out like a light.

When Harry noticed the green haired man's breath evening out, he placed a soft kiss on his hand.

"Goodnight, Mr Gatsby.." He muttered lowly, a small smile emerging on his face before leaving the room.

Walking towards the medical office, Harry's smile went into a frown. Clearly, his and Oswin's stories were out of sync. He showed no signs of recognizing him.

With a sigh, Harry turned a corner and made his way into his temporary bedroom and pulled out an old wooden box from beneath his bed.

Opening it revealed a small leather book, golden embroidered text reading 'Journal of me.'

Harry stilled, running a hand against the dusty cover before turning to page one.

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"To my Mr Darcy."

"Please do not read the contents of this book until Tuesday 22nd, 2011. If you forgot, check your phone or something. Once that happens you are free to open this book and read through its contents."

"-Mr Gatsby."

"PS. Please move the wine glass to your right, I can still smell it in my hair. Thank you :)"

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Taking a deep breath, he flipped to the next page and began to read.

Its time to fulflil a promise.