#the brainrot got me 😔

[artsyaprilmr]

sorry for posting the same thing again but now it's colored and reblogable (? is this a word?)

[sunnyd1n0]

I'm so unserious....

I SWEAR I'LL DRAW MORE SERIOUS THINGS- 😔

[cephalopod-crybaby]

Haha... how did that get there???

anyway

the reference

[dayseedrawz2]

OK RECENTLY I GOT OBSESSED WITH "A HUMANS TOUCH" BY TWRP AND WANTED TO DO A SHOWTIME THINGY WITH MY AU OF IT, BUT EVERYONE HAS DONE THAT ALREADY BUT IDC I STILL WANTED TO THROW MINE ON THE TABLE-

HERE IT ISSS

Uhh anyway it's super late so imma add some touch ups in the morning and upload it to my YT but for now yall get the un-edited version!

Byeee

[sonofadam05]

Hear me out HERE ME OUT “He’s my Man” by Luvcat told from John’s perspective.

“I need him so much that it hurts”

“He's my man. We're hand in hand. To hell and back. And I love him like nobody else can. He's my man. I've been damned. No, nobody has to understand. Me and my man.”

“He keeps complaining that his vision's blurred.”

“He keeps having feverish dreams. That he can never ever leave. He wakes, head aches, funny taste to his tea. I want him to stay here forever. He's happiest with me”

“He's gone quite mad. No, nobody has to understand. Me and my man”

[solaestial]

end roll X stranger things 2v2 🔥

super random and self-indulgent crossover but. i did some pixels in a kind of semi-battle setup for fun ehe. the pairings feel both a little similar to me and VERY different ofc it's so funny

separate duos and alts under the cut :>

[wimpwompz]

Spawn of evil is a mama’s boy

ref:

[cybrpnkd]

"Mirrors aren't much use, but being reflected in someone else's eyes?" ▸ Astarion || 002/???

[mausinly]

BIG BURLY FLUSTERED MEN with a/o who takes one of their hands and kisses their knuckles - knuckles that have been covered in blood - and big burly man (I’m imagining König) just self destructs. Blue screens. Combusts.

Unwinding after operations is always a hassle. There's this limbo between finishing the mission and arriving back at base where adrenaline is still high, but you can't stay in one place long enough to come down from it.

Everyone is still milling about the building your unit is using as a temporary base. Counting your dead, if any, and treating the wounded before heading to the drop ships to fly back to KorTac's base.

You and König are holed off in a corner of the courtyard, you being seated on a bench with your back pressed against the wall while he sits on the ground between your legs. He rests his head back on your thigh, and you can feel the way he fidgets. Itching for something when there is nothing left to do but wait. His mask is still on, along with the rest of his gear. One of his hands idly tap your ankle, trying to find some way to release this anxious energy he has until you both can get back to base, where he knows it's safe.

You look down at him and remove your gloves, placing them aside before sneaking one of your hands under his hood and the balaclava beneath. Your fingers drag against the column of his neck, and your nails gently scratch his nape, making him groan and tilt his head back further to look up at you.

König let's out a grunt and fixes you a curious look. You hold out your free hand toward him. "Give me your hand." You murmur, and he does so compliantly.

He melts a little at the pleased little smile you give him, eyes darting down to where your hand holds his. His are so much bigger than yours, thicker too with the bulky material of his gloves. The fabric is stained red, speckles of blood still wet and crimson. He frowns a little at the idea of your hands becoming stained as well.

König thinks to rip his hand from yours, but falters when you begin to tug the leather off his fingers and down his wrist until his skin is released from the suffocating material. His hands are rough, pale and scarred and calloused. Your hands aren't perfect, but they are much more delicate and pretty than his in comparison.

You seem to disagree, though, with the way your hands trace the shape of his. You spread his fingers a little, dragging your nails along each callous and faded scar. It's almost devout in the way you study each line of his palm, the pads of your fingers so gentle against his skin.

You lift his hand up to your lips, tenderly pressing a kiss to each knuckle. You start at the base before moving down each finger, almost as if you don't want any of them to be left out. He would have laughed at the thought if his body wasn't frozen like a deer in headlights.

Your eyes fall down to his and your smile widens at the absolutely mystified look in his eyes, stormy blues flickering between yours and your lips against his hand as his pupils dilate.

His mouth opens and closes underneath his mask, but any attempts to speak die in his throat. How could you put so many thoughts in his head that he is unable to fabricate them into words? Do you have any clue what you do to him?

You let out a small chuckle and go back to kissing his hand, trailing your lips down across his palm and the back of his hand. You pull down the edge of his sleeve just to press your lips to his wrist. König groans as your affection doesn't let up, long and pained as his head lulls against your thigh and he drapes an arm over his eyes.

"Du wirst mein Tod sein, Engel..." He murmurs, thankful that his mask hides the stupid grin on his face.

[svtskneecaps]

you know what i'll say it MIKE AND ROIER ARE THE ONLY ONES I RESPECT these fuckers will rock up and say FUCK english all my homies HATE english they are the only ones i trust and respect these fuckers are like you will hear me speak my language and you will LEARN IT OR DIE and i respect the HELL OUT OF IT dude THANK YOU FOR BEING ENGLISH HATERS brothers THANK YOU FOR NOT SPEAKING ONLY ENGLISH WHEN AMONG ANYONE NOT OF YOUR LANGUAGE GROUP!!!!!!!!

[jackalopedaily]

Jackalope Daily Day 329!

[rainswhenyourehere]

should i change my theme again :/

[a-drama-addict]

naerra always bottoms and the two times they DO top they get shadowheart pregnant both times. reminder to neuter your guard dogs

[fleur-bbyy]

Dani... I've come to ask you, what is a soft hc u have about Luci :(

JULESSSS i’m gonna die if i keep thinking about him :(

i think he would be like an old timey gentleman. like 100% movie trope. walks on the outside of the sidewalk, always opens the door for you, pulls out your chair, sends you flowers weekly UGH i’m going to sob. i want to elaborate more but i’m at work 😔

also this isn’t really soft but he definitely has a designated comfy chair in the living area that he falls asleep in .5 seconds after sitting down like a dad.

[elfqueen006]

Need to share an apartment w/ Joseph and enter a situationship cus we had an awkward conversation on the couch

Gotta tell him how I hate essays as I write them and ask him to bring me back wine coolers.

Have to not ask questions about the numerous folks he brings to the apartment and be embarrassed or jealous about the noises coming from his room.

Want to try and push the line from practically strangers to platonic but end up in a weird middle ground where we kissed one time.

[eryanlainfa]

OK but Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan is sooooo Adrien to me. Like first of all he's so trans coded to me, but also I feel like he would love drag and stuff like that and also would get a job doing something Gabriel Agreste would hate does this make sense it's so dark in here

"It's so dark in here" are you held captive?? 😭 blink if you need help /silly

Auuurghhh you are so right, I didnt know that song. Adrien doing anything for his own enjoyment is something Gabriel would hate let's be honest- Adrien would slay as a drag, he should try it some day :3

Personally my fav headcanon is trans girl Adrien <3 she is everything