#the boyfriend™️

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mutual tags! the tags im gonna be using for posts interacting with and about my mutuals from now on

#the boyfriend™️

(my platonic boyfriend @anartistwithamask)

#thalia my beloved <3

(my bestie my pookie my beloved @ssavinggrace whom im platonically married to for tax benefits)

#my wise girl <3

(@runwiththerain, the wise girl to my seaweed brain)

#the sink cat

(my dear friend @catinasink)

#my genderbend

(@literatureisdying whos essentially me but genderbent)

#mine dearest uncle perseus

(@genderfluidsgetguns, dont ask about the uncle thing)

#stellar lee

(@1am-star who is very stellar)

#the wonderful clotpole

(@that-one-clotpole, a relatively new moot)

#the beheader

(my tumblr twin @a-wondering-thought, he beheads people)

#professional lesbiab minny

(@midnight-thedyke, self explanatory)

#eve with no adam

(@evermorecatra, shes pretty gay)

#pelex the manwhore

(@joyliit, theyre pretty cool :D)

#the eldritch abomination

(@jarkinesbrainstew, im scared of them.)

#sneebs

(@sneebl, one of my earliest sweetest and most beloved mutuals :3)

#my beloathed worstie

(@agentwaffle, oh what would my life be without them annoying me)

#the bunnyboy

(@bunnyb1nk, FELLOW GAYBOY)

i will be updating this list regularly and it will be linked in my intro post for convenience, lmk if you want a tag

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@anartistwithamask :3

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...

So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.

No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.

"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.

It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?

So he does just that.

From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.

Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.

Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.

Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.

He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.

Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".

Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.

This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.

Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.

And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?

He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?

He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...

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Check the tags for more context!

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

"We love our girlfriends!" Y'all inattentive motherfuckers could not remember a single significant detail about your girlfriends' lives if you were held at gunpoint and then tortured

[otrtbs]

there's a thing in the summer evening, when the sun goes down and the moon is high and full in the sky, cooling everything off just slightly, where the surrounding neighborhood kids come out and play baseball in a makeshift baseball field and everyone gets really into it. like, really into it. they have to bring their own battery operated lights for the field, they have bets running on the different teams playing (a few dollars, baseball cards, packs of gum, coins, stickers, yo-yo's, single cigarettes (how'd those get in there?) sunglasses, watches, candy, you name it).

and no adults allowed. not that they encroach on the fun, but the first game starts at one in the morning so who's got the time?

and since sirius left to live with james, regulus is shut up in the house and has to hear about the great baseball extravaganza from barty in a "your brother is on the james potter all-star team i've got $50 in the pool, we have to go to the tournament" kinda way. and regulus is like "my mother would actually kill me and explicitly forbids it but i'll think about it."

but barty shows up just after midnight on game day and starts throwing rocks at regulus' window to get him to come out except he runs out of small rocks and moves to bigger ones and gets impatient and throws the big rocks harder and then oops, one went right through a window, except this house isn't regulus' house. regulus' house is two doors down, it's just hard to see in the dark. so barty moves two doors down and finds some smaller rocks and starts over again until regulus comes out. scowling, but he's out.

and they start the long walk to the makeshift baseball field and it's hot and the air is sticky and sweet with honeysuckles. and barty and regulus talk. and barty buys regulus boiled peanuts and crackerjack from a kid's makeshift concession stand and they sit in the makeshift bleachers side by side with their knees knocking together. and barty manages to make sly remarks that make regulus laugh. and regulus makes last minute bets and watches the game, and starts getting into it, and barty smiles at the way he's on the edge of his seat, brows furrowed in concentration. barty thinks he even sees regulus clap once, and it's fun watching regulus, more fun than watching the game, even.

so fun that barty says he'll get regulus the next night to watch the next two teams play. regulus agrees, and they make this a routine and barty thinks, finally.

but then it's james' team that's up next and james walks up to the plate and does a trick with his baseball bat with a grin so-wide and a wink, and regulus' eyes are as wide a saucers for a brief second before he catches himself but it doesn't matter. barty's seen it, and knows instantly he's made a mistake. he's signed himself up for a summer of looking at regulus look at james. and he's doomed.

[moony-ghoul]

thinking about the chronic boyfriend that is swiss ghoul

he kisses dews neck, right over the keloid scars of where his gills once were, his lips fit perfectly between the ridged bumps, neither of them say it out loud but they know secretly that every kiss is a promise “no matter what happens, i’m always here, i love you til the end”

he kisses phantoms head, they fit so perfectly against him that he barely has to bend to reach, like two puzzle pieces, he loves the whiff of sickly sweet caramel from their shampoo mixed with the almost burnt metallic edge of quintessence that radiates off them, the sigh against his neck melts away any stress within his body

he kisses mountains shoulders, typically whenever mount gets to sit down after working in the greenhouse all day, shoulders tight and glistening, swiss does what he can to massage the tension out, savouring the salty taste left on his lips, he lets out soft hums against mounts skin as he rambles about his day

he kisses rains knuckles, he has the most beautiful hands swiss has ever seen, long and elegant, nails carefully manicured, rains hands get stiff after practicing all day and swiss uses every kiss to press a bit of quint into every joint

he kisses auroras cheek, every chance he gets, he loves the soft blush that blooms every time he pulls away, loves how she smiles up at him with that soft glint in her eye, no matter how awful of a day she’s had a soft smooch from swiss will always bring a smile to her face

he kisses aethers chest, late at night when swiss’ insomnia is acting up and he needs something soft, something warm, something that feels like home, he needs aether, they don’t exchange words anymore, swiss crawls into aethers bed and aether wraps his arms around him, its not often swiss feels small against another ghoul, he can feel aethers steady heart beat against his lips, a silent “thank you”

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WAIT FUCK IVE BEEN NEGLECTING MY PLATONIC BOYFRIEND DUTIES

@anartistwithamask hi :3

[hyperfocusthusly]

Buck: I’ve just done something that sent someone to the hospital and I’m worried that the saving him aspect was accidental because all I consciously remember is wanting to cause that person harm and I’m scared of where my overwhelm and impulsive decisions leave me

Everyone else: 💃🪩🕺💃💃🪩🕺🕺🪩🪩💃💃✨🪩💃✨🕺

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@anartistwithamask

[jesterjaxx]

AU where all the duncan ships r real and DJ has to defeat them Scott Pilgrim style

[meowdei]

I feel like phainon is just a little mean during sex. Just hardly and it’s delivered with a sweet smile and doe eyes so it never quite feels like he’s trying to be—but if you know better, then you know he likes pushing your buttons a little. He’s just a tiny bit too into seeing you squirm and get riled up because then spoiling you afterwards feels extra fun

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@anartistwithamask us.

cishet relationships: hi, its been 3 years and we've been on 50 dates. i was wondering if you wanted to officially date me

t4t relationships: hi, nice to meet you, we will be wed in the spring.

[alien-of-earth]

dragons rising season 2 spoilers

GLACIER FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING???!??

[saltybenchday]

Please don't take these beautiful things that I've got...

(Special thanks to @lordjohnwgrey for making this possible ✨)

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GEGRHAGWV WHY WASN'T I BORN A BOY :(((((((

WITH A FLAT CHEST:(((((

REAL!!!!

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HEHEHEHEHE MWAH MWAH MWAH

*kisses you* mwah

KISSES YLU BACK MILLIONS OF TIMES