#the boy can be a jackass
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Some more fan art of @pdrrook Perfumare VN IF featuring Ian and my MC Liz based on a scene from Modern Family.
Ian: You're probably one of those beautiful women that doesn't even know it.
Liz: No, I know it.
Liz is well aware she's an attractive woman and lbr she doesn't always have to rely on her Allure ability to get people to do what she wants them to do. Although she doesn't go as far as Reed by dating them and dumping them when they're no longer useful, and tbh Liz was a bit surprised and disappointed that particular rumor about Reed was true. Poor Ian, he honestly doesn't deserve Reed being a jerk to him for being in love with Liz. Especially since on his route, Reed is a huge hypocrite for also being secretly in love with her for nearly a decade. Granted, Liz doesn't have romantic feelings for Ian. She does trust him and consider him a friend, so once their lives aren't in immediate danger, she's going to make Reed apologize to Ian by taking full advantage of her girlfriend privileges.
#perfumare vn#pfm#fan art#modern family scene redraw#Ian#Liz Morren#poor Ian#while I love Reeds pinning childhood friends romance#the boy can be a jackass#luckily liz has good chance on getting Reed to behave#well usually#because lbr after 10 years of pinning Reed is going to want to make up for lost time
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THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)
#THE SUCKENING IS S O COOOOL GUYS VIV N VEX ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND FUNNY... CHARLIES FLAVOR OF DERANGED IS JUST#SO PERFECT FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.. I LOVE HOW HE DOES HORROR AND EVIL AND SCARY AND AAUAUUUGHGHGUUHGHG#their teeht arnt spiked like normal vampires but theyre sharp n smooth like a Beak. in my beautiful heart#ALSO UGHGHGH BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 BUT#THAT THING WITH THE MAP. WITH THE DEMONS N VAMPS. THEYRE KEEPING TRACK OF THEM.#'so viv. was that one of mine or one of yours?' IS THIS A PET PROJECT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. ARE THEY PULLING MORE STRINGS THAN WE THINK#IS ONE TUGGING AT THE DEMONS AND THE OTHER TUGGING AT THE FANGS? PITTING THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER SO THEY KILL EACHOTHER?#AND THEN ITS EASIER TO TAKE THE BODIES FOR THEIR FUNNY CREATIONS?? IT PROLLY WASNT EASY TO GET SUPPLIES B4 EDWARD CAME INTO POWER#BUT OH MY GOD.. POOR EMIZEL.. THE MEMORY OF HIS CREW WAS TAKEN AND THEN HE WATCHES A BUNCHA THEM GET HORRIBLY DISMATNLED N DISTORTED#HE KNOWS HE CARED FOR THEM AT SOMEPOINT N HE KNOWS THE MEMORIES WERE TAKEN BUT HE JUST. CANT. AUAUUGGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHG#THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HIMMM EMIZEEEELL EMIZEL CMERE BABY BOY ILL SMOKE U OUT BOY. GET AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL GUYS I AM BETTER N CAN BE TRUSTE#viv n vex are so cool...theyre fuckin CRAAZYY N SCARYYY BUT ALSO. SO FUNNY... I LOVE A PUNNY JACKASS... 'LOOKS LIKE YOUVE BEEN: DISARMED!'#'IVE MADE THAT JOKE 6 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY EVERYTIME' i gotta draw more of their bullshit...#im already doodling up the 'YOU CAN CALL ME MOMMY!!' bit. i gotta draw more o the monstors n the horrors too... especially emizels sire UGH#I LOVE VILLIAINS THAT ARE SO GENUINELY SCARY BUT SO FUNNY... charlie just does evil ppl like no one else idk what it ISSSS#okayokayoka y im normal im. relistening to the ep n im at the edward part. oh my god. i actually love him. he actually makes my skin crawl#IM DONEthats my rambles for tha day. back into my hole i go. also i have comms open. cmere pspspss i need moneyyy heyyyy cmereeeee#check out my main artblog. GO!!!
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POV: Homelander gets drunk for the first time after breaking up with Hispanic reader and pins after her while listening to bachata on a nightdrive (they get back together the next day).
#my babygirl#homelander#the boys#antony starr#fine i'll create my own content#homelander fanfiction#the boys fanfic#homelander x oc#homelander x reader#homelander x you#homelander x y/n#homelander x hispanic reader#homelander x latina reader#spotify#honestly i dont know what the fuck this is plp#homie would take his first sip of alcohol and inmediatly decide he might as well give driving a try#lmao can you imagine being a policeman pulling over some jackass for drunk driving and fucking homelander sticks his head out the window??#Iconic#hispanic reader#latina reader#homelander moodboard
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Thinking of my "blue Sargent aglionby student" au where blue Cross dresses and attends Aglionby again
#maura sargent helped Seonduk when she went mad/psychic#and because of their relationship blue gets kidnapped along with henry#both children are rescued and fine and safe but since then they've been inseparable friends for 7 years#when Seonduk decides to send Henry to Aglionby he is excited to be close to his best friend#he convinces blue to join him so they make up the student Marlais Luten#(Marlais means blue in welsh and Luten from Lieutenant)#and by Day she is the prickly quiet and surly boy best friend of Henry; part of the vancouver crowd#and she hates everyone and her classmates especially#but she sticks it out so she can get a scholsrship to the uni she wants and go on to become an environmentalist or whatever#by Night shes Blue Sargent; ninos worker and 'homeschooled' daughter of a psychic#henry pays for her tuition bc it was his idea but blue refuses to let him pay for anything else#this DOES mean that henry joins them all from the beginning#i think blue had always been able to see noah at school#so when she sees gansey on the leyline shes like 'oh i definitely kill him because theres no way i fall in love with THAT jackass'#shay posts#trc#the raven cycle#the raven boys#the raven king#blue lily lily blue#the dream thieves#blue sargent#henry cheng#richard gansey#richard campbell gansey iii#gansey#bluesey#adam parrish#ronan lynch#pynch
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sir u can't keep doing this to me. igniting my lobes
i'm always gonna laugh at kuya reverting to silly fox behaviour and it contrasts hilariously with the appearance he wants to give off. that poor mouse is just catatonic after kuya traps him in his pointy damp holding cell (mouth)
rei almost literally swooping in . floordive past kuya to grab the mouse and shove it into his own mouth 😂
blade is always walking into crowded areas with giant tropical bugs on him bc he wants to show everyone his cute friends. my first thought was him walking into the staff room with a massive walking stick across his face and everyone's just o_o you uh, got something on your face. blade: yeah!! she wants to eat lunch with me!!!
#the tags tho#first lord jackass and now king pussy? dante will never get the respect he demands 😄#i am constantly torn on deciding the animal best associated with each person#i think zero had a poll on this same topic?#i know the devs put edmond as bunny and olivine as cat but i can also see edmond as tsun cat or majestic horse#or olivine as a massive hooved boy or as a bunny too or or orrr#oh NOOO they're MULTIFACETED!!!! (the characters AND the animals)#eiden is left to take care of the tank of clownfish. JUST clownfish. lolollololol#i mean i understand his leopard? yokai association bc eiden IS a bit of a predator. cougar vibes.#but he's also a squirrel. who is secretly clever. and bites.#i will never decide.#thinking of their animal assocations i now need rei to wear a MASSIVE fuzzy coat that hides his shape#then someone pushes the coat up above his waist so u can see rei's ridiculously long (and powerful) legs#be like the owl. possess deceptively long legs.#zookeeper au#nu carnival blade#nu carnival dante#nu carnival edmond#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival quincy#nu carnival olivine#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival rei#nu carnival yakumo
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new oc new oc new oc
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my soul leaving my body in sheer disgust when a bsd fics conflict relies on Kunikida being a dumb dumb bigot boy
#look at how they massacre my boy#you can just TELL when somebodys an anime only fan#because they mischaracterize kunikida as being a jackass and a jerk#he would NOT fucking say that#hes not a bigot and hes not stupid 😭#kunikida doppo#bsd kunikida#bsd kunikida doppo#kunikida doppo bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd
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Yeah, but at least he was hot????? I’m sorry, Zenith, but also I... will absolutely do it again. >.>
#i know i know this isn't news i've played agent too much and i played consular before i even looked at agent but akfdnalsdfnldsaf#i'm. a little sorry zenith. just a little though#tyr's my baby boy though kalfdsnlsf wheeze#god. would satia add tyr to her pokeman collection i wonder.#context: satia collects men and padawans like pokeman tbh#her collection is already maltaf tharan tai cordan and zenith like#if she can flex she WILL#anyway. just. sipping loudly to myself again#ch: tyr#ch: satia#anyway satia's taste in men is either (a) slightly troubled and/or (b) someone she can easily fluster slightly by flirting#tyr IS part of category a but he's incredibly good under pressure so like. he might be safe from going in her pokedex#she likes her men a little bit stupid and tyr's usually competent cool collected which sure he's also incredibly capable of being#a stubborn insolent jackass to sith#ANYWAY WILDLY OFF TOPIC#long story short this was funny and now i'm trying to figure out if satia would crack him like an EGG i guess#i'm leaning towards no. like yea tyr would be hard to get but. that's not her game#anyway send me help
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honestly season four and five has the most under used friendship of Matei and Katrina
like part of their dynamic is Mr Grumpy tries to upset little miss sunshine
(moody and broody)
#cbbc wolfblood#matei covaci#funnily the wolfblood secrets ep has agent jackass talk about Matei not getting the humans with clips of some of Matei's interactions with#Katrina and i can tell you right now most humans get a little confused/ bemused and overwhelmed by Katrina#let alone teenage boys whose middle names is broody teen#mr smiths actor is really good and i want to commit violence upon his person#the only other dynamic that I can think of right now with the same vibes as Matei and Katrina is Iroh and Zuko i don't know why don't @ me
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My sigle ass giving my friend relationship advice: dump him dump him dump him
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this is so unrelated but your art makes me insane and now i need to write a yk2 minedai hookup
anon please write the yk2 minedai hookup and then drop it into my mouth like a mother bird feeding her child before she thrws him out of the nest and hopes he flies otherwise watch him splat and die on the forest floor
#snap chats#no pressure tho but i would LOVE to read#id been looping my train fic in my brain for months i would like to be a victorian boy with his empty plate of food all More Please Sir#speaking of tho i just ate all my ice cream :( aw :( it was mint cookies and cream if you were wondering :)#y2k minedai can be something so good....#mine dont know this daigo- he doesnt know what a heart of gold he has#he just sees some hedonistic drunkard stumbling around and getting into fights#and just chalks him up to some regular jackass trying to be tougher than he is#and then on the inverse daigo hates how mine seems to always look down his nose at people (even if he doesnt mean to)#he cant lie he doesnt appreciate his honesty tho.. even if it means calling daigo a helpless nobody#like do we see the vision everyone. can we see into my dome really quick
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People (mostly cat haters but some cat fans) will claim that cats are evil bastards that choose to ignore you on purpose but like. Did you even TRY to teach your cat their name? Or do you always call it "kitty" instead because it's easier? Because if that's the case then your cat thinks it's name is kitty and that's why it's not responding when you call for Matthew or whatever you thought you named it
#my little boy licorice knows his name because i drilled that thing into hos brain as a kitten#and thats a three syllable name! whats your excuse? too lazy to repeat something a maddening amount of times?#that maddening level of repetition is how you train animals jackass. if you put in that effort with a dog you can do it with a cat
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oh god it’s happened again it’s happened again
#another jackass flirty white boy has wormed his way into my heart#welcome alex karev you can sit in this sad barren cave with the rest of them#it took a while for this to happen#i was convinced i was gonna hate him the entire time or at least mildly dislike him#and i did#but he’s grown on me#WHICH IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ME
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What is it about I Was a Teenage Exocolonist that's getting to me so much, you may ask?
Well I just like playing the specialest little guy/girl/whatever (canonically) and running around being stupid as hell in nature (while being saved from surefire death by my mysterious alien boyfriend), flirting with anything that moves And/Or participating in the slowest burn sweetest childhood friends to lovers situationship (but also It's Complicated bc he's an emo boy with uhhhh a concerningly low amount of care for most people in the colony), and also fucking everything up beyond redemption! But it's ok! Bc now I have time memories and I can prevent bad things from happening again. Teehee!
#speculation nation#even if maybe i let a guy die for a run just so i can get a fancy string of numbers. for the future. teehee!#ok but my 3rd run was probably the happiest ending ive gotten so far.#roboticist sol dating marz rex And sym. marz breaks up with them bc shes marz and wont be tied down#and then dys joins the polycule for sym. but in my heart hes dating sol too. in my heart.#me n my three boyfriends! dogboy emo boy and alien goth. also there are children. big rowdy house lol#my 2nd run i just had Dys and it was nice but also. well. he sure is complicated huh.#i wanna do another dys run at some point and try to get him to reconsile with tang. to see if that affects the ending.#for now. in my 4th run. im an engineer (perhaps even to be 2nd engineer) and a soldier#bc this run. for reasons. i need Lum to not be overthrown so i can be 2nd engineer. for reasons.#im coping by not going out in the wild much or talking with. most of them much.#bc if i get close to them itll make my failure to obtain peace hurt so much more. also i wanna explore the swamps#havent done that yet bc signing up to be a hunter puts a bad taste in my mouth in peace runs yk?#im also trying to befriend vace in this one. ugh. to the swamps this soldier girl is going.#the bright spot is that im gonna romance Nem. which. idk how thatll go with Vace actually ha ha ha#i convince her to break up with him and then start dating her myself#like sorry bro u snooze u lose. or rather u act like a jackass u lose. bphhhtt 😋😋😋#anyways yea anyone who knows the game would know what im gunning for with the fancy numbers and the 2nd engineer shit#but im keeping it vague so i dont outright spoil anyone.#since im still lookin at my followers with big ol' eyes like dont u wanna play this game?? i prommy it's so gooood 🥺🥺🥺
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Me: *trying to get some sleep like a normal fucking person*
Some group of morons outside my window: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.
It's one in the fucking morning. For the love of God. Go the fuck to sleep.
#I'm finna do a hate crime#do these jackasses really have nothing else to do with their pathetic excuse of a life than to yell outside my goddamn window?#bitch nobody needs or wants to know that you can stay up this long like you're bunch of middle schoolers at their first sleepover#so how about you stop your fucking frat boy circlejerk outside my window and GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP#none of this probably makes sense I'm just sleep deprived and mad as shit rn#meso's musings
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sorry for posting so much personal stuff here lately, it's just that i've had to pull through yet another patch of navigating one difficult social situation after another, and it helps to put my thoughts down somewhere insignificant
#my stuff#the latest shitshow had me discovering that a few people who i considered buds for the past years or so#have labelled me as selfish self-centered and self-serving#and hoooooo boy did that come as a surprise#like i know i can come off as a blunt jackass sometimes because i can't express myself all that well#and it's difficult for me to navigate emotions and social situations without taking some time away to work through them#being called out for that would be unpleasant but understandable#what gets me here is that this person one has been thinking of me that way for a couple of months now all while acting buddy buddy with me#i can admit that i was a jackass to one guy after he wore my patience down with his (self admitted) shitty behaviour#but what this other guy did is nothing short of cruel#you just don't do shit like that to someone that's messed up and we aren't in middle school anymore#i'm not even angry.. just disappointed#and i don't know what to make of him anymore because it's like i'm friends with two completely different people
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