#the boy can be a jackass

[jpriest85-blog]

Some more fan art of @pdrrook Perfumare VN IF featuring Ian and my MC Liz based on a scene from Modern Family.

Ian: You're probably one of those beautiful women that doesn't even know it.

Liz: No, I know it.

Liz is well aware she's an attractive woman and lbr she doesn't always have to rely on her Allure ability to get people to do what she wants them to do. Although she doesn't go as far as Reed by dating them and dumping them when they're no longer useful, and tbh Liz was a bit surprised and disappointed that particular rumor about Reed was true. Poor Ian, he honestly doesn't deserve Reed being a jerk to him for being in love with Liz. Especially since on his route, Reed is a huge hypocrite for also being secretly in love with her for nearly a decade. Granted, Liz doesn't have romantic feelings for Ian. She does trust him and consider him a friend, so once their lives aren't in immediate danger, she's going to make Reed apologize to Ian by taking full advantage of her girlfriend privileges.

[sluckythewizard]

THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

[ishomieokay]

POV: Homelander gets drunk for the first time after breaking up with Hispanic reader and pins after her while listening to bachata on a nightdrive (they get back together the next day).

[shayberri789]

Thinking of my "blue Sargent aglionby student" au where blue Cross dresses and attends Aglionby again

[fisheito]

sir u can't keep doing this to me. igniting my lobes

i'm always gonna laugh at kuya reverting to silly fox behaviour and it contrasts hilariously with the appearance he wants to give off. that poor mouse is just catatonic after kuya traps him in his pointy damp holding cell (mouth)

rei almost literally swooping in . floordive past kuya to grab the mouse and shove it into his own mouth 😂

blade is always walking into crowded areas with giant tropical bugs on him bc he wants to show everyone his cute friends. my first thought was him walking into the staff room with a massive walking stick across his face and everyone's just o_o you uh, got something on your face. blade: yeah!! she wants to eat lunch with me!!!

[cultishkei]

my soul leaving my body in sheer disgust when a bsd fics conflict relies on Kunikida being a dumb dumb bigot boy

[tiredassmage]

Yeah, but at least he was hot????? I’m sorry, Zenith, but also I... will absolutely do it again. >.>

[delicatebluebirdruins]

honestly season four and five has the most under used friendship of Matei and Katrina

like part of their dynamic is Mr Grumpy tries to upset little miss sunshine

(moody and broody)

[moonlight-blue]

My sigle ass giving my friend relationship advice: dump him dump him dump him

[six-of-ravens]

lol update: hashtag confirmed the Boss-Boss (as in, the Top Boss not just the project managers' boss) yelled at the Errant PM today. apparently he went through her task list with her and....did not like what he was seeing lmao. and trust me, this guy has always been very helpful when you're overwhelmed and will go out of his way to help you out, so if he's yelling that truly means there's not a problem with her actually having too much work or unreasonable clients, and it's just her scatterbrained-ness and disorganization.

we abandoned developers are scratching our heads trying to figure out what the hell she's doing if she's not posting tasks for us. like, a) we know she's not doing 8 hours of meetings all day and b) tasks are not going to get off her list if she doesn't give them to people to do.

anyway I'm at the point of wondering if I could ask one of the other PMs to post Errant PM's tasks for me, bc I have nothing to do and also I'm on vacation in a week and a half and I'm getting worried about getting everything done before then ���

[todayisafridaynight]

this is so unrelated but your art makes me insane and now i need to write a yk2 minedai hookup

anon please write the yk2 minedai hookup and then drop it into my mouth like a mother bird feeding her child before she thrws him out of the nest and hopes he flies otherwise watch him splat and die on the forest floor

[modpoppy]

new oc new oc new oc

[rose-skunk]

People (mostly cat haters but some cat fans) will claim that cats are evil bastards that choose to ignore you on purpose but like. Did you even TRY to teach your cat their name? Or do you always call it "kitty" instead because it's easier? Because if that's the case then your cat thinks it's name is kitty and that's why it's not responding when you call for Matthew or whatever you thought you named it

[2minutes4yeehawing]

Not to get into discourse but I'm not a huge fan of all the college hockey romances (will expand if asked but not going into it here) but aside from that I was always upset that there were none that were hockey player x band girl (despite knowing she'd 100% be a piccolo or clarinet for the "cute and girly" image, a saxophone so there could be "saxy" puns, or a tuba for maximum ~quirkiness~). Well I figured out why it would never happen in real life!

Some of our band directors are just-graduated-from-grad-school. One of them is from a different hockey school who we have no rivalry with, but share a common rival. That school has a different also rival who she hates a little more than the common rival lol. She and I were discussing *that* rival and I mentioned how one of our seniors took his 5th year there (instead of staying! ugh) and she said "YEAH I KNOW I CHEWED HIM OUT FOR THAT!!!"

so i went ??? i never see the players; do you as an assistant director see them a lot? and she said no, i ran into him at the end-of-year banquet (that band seniors and the whole hockey team go to), and I told him off for it then! LOL so she just saw this hockey player who she has never talked to before and doesn't know her and gave him a piece of her mind about his grad school decision! that's sooo funny to me and honestly if it had been me i would have chewed him out for leaving too.

[calsvoid]

oh god it’s happened again it’s happened again

[orcelito]

What is it about I Was a Teenage Exocolonist that's getting to me so much, you may ask?

Well I just like playing the specialest little guy/girl/whatever (canonically) and running around being stupid as hell in nature (while being saved from surefire death by my mysterious alien boyfriend), flirting with anything that moves And/Or participating in the slowest burn sweetest childhood friends to lovers situationship (but also It's Complicated bc he's an emo boy with uhhhh a concerningly low amount of care for most people in the colony), and also fucking everything up beyond redemption! But it's ok! Bc now I have time memories and I can prevent bad things from happening again. Teehee!