#the bluths are rich

[anonymous-tals]

The scariest thing on Halloween isn't ghosts or ghouls, it's the fact that George and Lucille never got CPS called on them ooooOOOOoooohh

Michael is Luke Skywalker, Lindsay is Daphne Blake, Gob is a red paper wasp(obviously🙄) and Buster is a puppy.

[vertigoartgore]

Arrested Development's pilot turn 20 today. Feel old yet ?

[fayegonnaslay]

Lucille Bluth before George's arrest core.

[avaford2009]

This is my Idea of Disney Munchlings Scented Plush – Sweetly Treats – Disney Princes Edition. The Disney Munchlings Sweetly Treats Disney Princes Edition series includes Derek Blueberry Muffin (from "The Swan Princess") (blueberry scent), Phillip Cherry Pie (from "Sleeping Beauty") (cherry scent), Dimitri Green Apple (from "Anastasia") (apple scent), Eric Vanillia Ice Cream (from "The Little Mermaid") (vanilla ice cream scent), Pied Piper Grape Ice Cream (from "Shrek Forever After") (grape scent), Prince Cornelius Orange Strawberry Sundae (from "Thumbelina") (strawberry scent), John Smith Blueberry Boba (from "Pocahontas") (blueberry scent), Hercules Lemon Zest (from "Hercules") (lemon scented) and Aladdin Grape Jam (from "Aladdin) (grape scented). Collect all seven plush toys in the Disney Munchlings Sweetly Treats Disney Princes Edition series! Part of the Disney Munchlings Collection.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

arclight family hitting me with a beam and oh baby i am FEELING the effect

[tvmilfs]

[fastasyoucan1999]

what has kendall roy done that gob bluth hasnt already given his whole pussy to 😔🙏

[hiperchile]

i’m onto something

[captainjoongki]

hyunwoo is a better human than me bc if the family who treated me like their personal butler for 3 years had their downfall i would be rejoicing……..meanwhile this man is out there turning into the FBI to prove who’s scamming them AND letting them come stay with his family (who they’ve treated like crap also!).

he’s truly always seen haein’s family as his own and never has wanted them to lose or suffer even though they are the most idiotic rich family to grace our screens since the bluth family and deserve to be scammed by eunseong and his avengers villains

[immaturityofthomasastruc]

*Lucille Bluth voice* I don care for Zoe.

Look, I'm that dumb salty fan that simply can't get over her fave character being sacked. But is sooo anoying that not only the bee hero was replaced, also the cute girl, the creative girl, the gay girl, the actress girl, the rich girl, the shy girl, the etc girl... all by the same character. And Thomas was all like omg you cant wait to meet her shes so like the coolest omg you see her already? Didnt told ya she was thE cooLest?? OMG

Zoe is not the swiss knife that TA thinks she is, otherwise she would have her own show, but that would be starting from zero and I guess is easier having long lost sisters out of the blue or whatever.

I'm sorry for the vent Mr. Iota. What do I know anyway, I'm not the creator of the show that is more famous than pokemon.

At the very least, Zoe should have been introduced earlier to better establish her as a character so she isn't just seen as Queen Bee's replacement. A lot of the traits the show gives her could work in the right context, but she doesn't get enough screentime to really flesh out things like her past with bullying or her growing feelings for Marinette.

[drdemonprince]

Former academic here, and your coworker who is baffled that anyone cares about a drink costing twice as much sounds so familiar. I think there is tremendous gatekeeping to keep out people from a lower or middle class background from academia(along with, of course, anyone who isn't white). So many professors are not only rich (from trust funds or something, professor salaries don't make you THAT rich) but have no concept of what life is like for most people, like they don't have any working class or middle class friends. I have had some upward class mobility in my life but all it takes is being friends with some K-12 teachers and people working in the service industry, etc. to not let me forget what $13 means to most people or get all Lucille Bluth "what can a banana cost" about things. You have to be so shetered...but many professors really are.

yep. Most academics that I know are "legacy" academics. Their parents are professors, maybe their grandparents too, with outrageous wealth and privilege making that possible for them. As the kid of a warehouse worker and a dental hygienist who had to pay my own way thru college and figure out graduate school admission and funding on my own, and whose friends are not privileged in the least, the contrast could not be more stark.

[anonymous-tals]

Assuming that they were at the beach house during the summer(I can’t remember if they specified and I don’t feel like checking but I think that’s a reasonable assumption if not), Gob would’ve entered the new school year just randomly obsessed with magic. Like, out of the blue, he would’ve just been, like, trying to do illusions and definitely causing chaos because of it. Like, he absolutely would’ve done magic in school; including them in presentations, using them in questions he asked. He mentioned how he did it to get out of gym(a peer of mine and I came up with idea that that should mean using smoke bombs and running off or just being told to sit out for causing disruptions with his illusions in the middle of gym).

I don’t remember if Gob being in the popular crowd in high school is canon or just generally accepted but let’s roll with it anyway. So, I feel like his “friends” wouldn’t have really liked him that much in the first place but even if they did, like…What would happen when he came back to school obsessed with magic? Like, you can’t tell me a kid performing magic in the middle of school in 1982 especially wouldn’t get bullied. Gob literally called the magic kit gay himself. Also, it’s shown that Gob won’t usually be suspicious that that someone isn’t being genuine as long as they’re not being explicitly sarcastic in their tone or, when applicable, crying so would they have done it, like, under his nose? Like, asking him to do an illusion in order to make fun of him and laughing at him secretly. Telling him, “No, Gob, that’s great, that’s great,” while holding back a laugh.

This is all speculation, of course, but I just thought it was an interesting to think about because, like…If Gob were to be popular, it’s hard to believe he would’ve stayed the same level of popular after coming back obsessed with magic. Especially if he’s accidentally spraying people with lighter fluid and constantly doing illusions that fail 99% of the time.

[chaifootsteps]

Apparently fanexpodallas is having Butch Hartman, Don Bluth, and Vivienne Medrano at their event and they announced it as "Meet your fave Legendary Creators". Say what you want about Butch or Don but they at least been in the industry long enough to earn the title. Viv is a dirty grifter who does not at all deserve to be labeled as such. All the comments were nice too, talking about what a "delight" Viv is to talk to. No duh! She's a charismatic narcissist. Of course she's nice to fans irl. That's why she's so dangerous!

Anyway needed to vent about it since I already was pissed earlier today upon seeing that nonsense. Still irate.

What, did Craig McCracken cancel and they needed to fill in a third creator as fast as possible?

Don Bluth is a genius that doesn't deserve to be shoehorned into an event with Butch Hartman, and neither of them deserve to be stuck next to a spoiled rich girl whose crowning contribution to animation is a joke about dicks in the walls.

[emeraldspiral]

I know we all love to imagine Tallest Miyuki as a competent Girlboss, but if we roll with the idea that the Tallest are always unqualified idle rich figureheads what would GirlFailure Miyuki look like?

I like to think that she's maybe something like a Lucille Bluth type. Like, she might strut around confidently in a way that commands respect and she can certainly be witty and cleverly manipulative. But she's been so privileged all her life due to having always been taller than her peers, even in childhood, that she's incredibly out of touch and lacking in any practical skills or common sense. Not to mention extremely bigoted and tactless with her casual remarks toward shorter Irkens, Vortians, and others she considers her inferiors regardless of the position they might be in to screw her over.

She oversees the scientists on Vort and makes decisions about whose projects get greenlit and whose don't while being completely scientifically illiterate herself, and because she overestimates herself she's easily swindled. The exact type of person who'd get suckered into throwing money at Theranos or buying into a crypto/NFT pyramid scheme. Basically, no different from Red or Purple, just carries herself with the appearance of more dignity and maturity.

[mentally-ill-simp]

You're an Idiot (Gob Bluth x Reader)

"I'm going to be here until 11 fucking pm" I whispered to myself looking at all of the work I had on my desk, the Bluth family was known for not working whatsoever and unfortunately I had to pay the consequences of it all without a single thank you, most days it felt like I was keeping this company afloat so that they could all go ahead and spend the money the company was making on their own useless things. Now that's not to say I didn't like the family, I had known the Bluth family for years and I enjoyed most of their company I just thought most if not all of them are rich idiots. It really didn't stop me from falling in love with the eldest son though, he was the stupidest of them all aside from their brother in law but he wasn't even a Bluth, I met the Gob Bluth when I was 14 and he was 15 we went to the same highschool together and only got closer from there and now years later I worked for him and his family who I had also gotten closer to over the years knowing at least two of them their whole lives. I was lost in thought when I should have been working but I was just so tired then I heard a knock on the door, I quickly went back to work just in case it was Michael coming in to give me shit about something I didn't finish so I got back to work "oh gross you're still working?" I heard the deep voice of someone who was clearly not Michael "Gob you scared the shit out of me I thought you were Michael coming in here to give me crap and yes I'm still working cause you don't work so now I'm doing your work too" I glared at him watching him roll his eyes slightly "Sounds boring. You should come hang out with me" he smiled like a child waiting for me to answer "Gob I'd love to but I really can't I have a lot of work to do tonight and I don't know when I'll be done" I tried to hide my smile from how cute he was being but failed "works not going anywhere, plus I have a surprise for you I think you'd like and whatever you don't finish we'll just get Michael to do anyway it's a win win" "Last time you said you had a surprise for me you think I'd like I came home to 5 dead mice in my living room and one dead dove in my freezer from a magic trick you tried to surprise me with" I laughed at the memory and Gob frowned remembering it as well "well that may have been a flop but this time I promise it won't be plus it's not even at your place this time, pleeeeease just come with me and trust me" he whined and I sighed already fed up with work anyway "ok fine I'll trust you just let me save everything up and close it then I'll be right with you" I gave him a tired but genuine smile and he gave me a wink before leaving the office and waiting in the hallway. I finished everything and walked out to see him holding a bouquet of roses "oh my god you scared me with that, where did you even get that" I laughed as he handed them to me "a magician never tells" he smiled handing them to me and I followed him "so where are you taking me" I asked breaking the silence "I told you it's a surprise" he said . After a short car ride we arrived at the destination, he parked and handed me a blindfold "put this on" "ew no I don't know where this has been" I sighed and put the blindfold on, he walked around the car and took my hand to lead me to wherever we were going to "I'm going to lift you for this part don't panic" he said and I felt him lifting me up and then I was thrown onto what felt like a mattress "you can take off the blindfold now" when I took it off I realized we were on his yacht I got up and walked over to him "sorry I just had to carry you all the way up that ladder I had to throw you somewhere" "okok catch your breath old man" he stood upright and waved me over to something. When I had walked over I saw a table with lit candles and food on it "uh Gob what is this?" I asked him "it's for you, I wanted to be romantic about it because I love you and want you to be my partner" he whispered that last part but i heard him well enough to pull him down by his tie and kiss him "You're an idiot Gob Bluth but I love you too"

[letsgetreadytotumble]

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