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to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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how to say "I love you" in x-files [74/?] ⤷ 10.03 — “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster”

Yeah, this is how I like my Mulder.

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“guys” i say to the singular person i’m talking to

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"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

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if I had a nickel, etc, etc.

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Willy Pogany (American, 1882–1955) - Hand to the Stars

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republicans sure wanna bitch about young people not wanting to work but then they take away my fucking job.

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people get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman

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put a finger down if you were just talking to your 70 year old dad and one thing led to another and you ended up having to sheepishly explain omegaverse and he was asking more and more questions so eventually you were standing with your face fully covered stammering out “a-and they go into… heat… cycles…” but he was still curious so now you’re listening to him read reddit posts about mpreg and yaoi aloud at your kitchen table

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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

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Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

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You are not doomed. The world is not hopeless.

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alright everyone