#the blorbo who ever was

[sammywilliamwinchester]

him

[wulfhalls]

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

[patch-of-roses]

Loop uses they/them the same way you say, "Someone left their wallet behind." There's a constant disconnect and unfamiliarity with them, even when they're referring to themself.

[purrvaire]

look at him with his big brown sad eyes being sad and pathetic like whatever you say babygirl im not gonna say no to those eyes

[holy--milk]

people be like "stop calling mxtx a genius, she's not even the best author in her particular niche",

and i'm like "but have you considered that i don't care if she's not objectively the best author as long as she's able to write characters and stories that make me go Insane for literal years?"

[relicsongmel]

AA fandom has a strange tendency to pretend like Ema's canon crush on Miles doesn't exist (at least from what I've seen) but none of you will ever be able to convince me that Ema doesn't have dozens of Miles Edgeworth x Reader fics on her AO3. You only hate me because you know I'm right

[yuridovewing]

i really hate how the fandom’s excuse for jayfeather’s shitty behavior (and outright medical malpractice in certain cases. looking at the time he refused to help squilf in labour bc he couldnt be bothered and later blamed her for how bad it was) is “well the clan was ableist to him growing up, so fuck them!” ok how does that excuse him screaming at and berating the cats that didnt do any of that. or the babies.

[trappedinafantasy37]

"Oh, I don't like Minthara cause she's mean to the other companions."

Shut up. All of the companions are mean to each other. Did you just like, completely skip over the passive aggressive comments between Shadowheart and Lae'zel throughout all of Act 1? Did you just skip over the confrontation in which the two of them actively try to kill each other in the gayest, most homoerotic way possible? Or did you just make an exception for Minthara and decided she's the only one not allowed to be mean? Larian had to de-bitchify Shadowheart cause she supposedly was too mean in EA, and she's still a bitch in the release version (and I love her for it). For fucks sake, Astarion is the fan favorite and one of the reasons is because he's an ass to everyone.

"But but her third son comment to Gale is so mean and cruel!" Shadowheart literally tells Astarion he deserves to be publicly executed. You do not have a problem with companions being assholes to each other, you just don't like it when Minthara does it for whatever dumb reason.

Just another example that shows that people have either 1) never recruited her and don't know the full context of her comments and miss out on all the positive things she has to say for all the companions and/or 2) hold her to a standard that they do not hold the rest of the cast to when they are all guilty of the same shit.

To me, this is just a lazy excuse for someone who doesn't actually have a valid reason to dislike Minthara.

[abeejasarts]

I WANT MALEVOLENT MUTUALS/FRIENDS

I will infodump!! I will fawn over your fanart! I’ll even share my bingo cards! My thoughts have officially reached CRITICAL levels of not-normal.

I’ve realized I have SO many Minecraft/QSMP moots and friends but hardly ANY Malevolent moots/friends, so I’m putting out my moot job-application.

[chiropteracupola]

granby + iskierka + keynes

[inspectordookie]

dk why but this makes sense to me

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

[dirtgrubber]

so i finally started helluva boss and how come nobody told me about moxxie??! i’m only 3 episodes in and i would die for that little freak.

[praetorqueenreyna]

The number of Tamlin posts I go to reblog only to realize last minute that they're meant to be anti Tamlin posts is out of control.

"Tamlin is a PATHETIC DIRTY RUDE BOY COVERED IN FLEAS!" hell yeah!!!!!! Stinky bastard man my beloved!! Oh, you mean it in a bad way. Huh.

[booksandpaperss]

soukoku be like you’re the calm to my calamity you’re the peaceful void when my everything is too much you’re the soothing relief to my pain you’re the reason I know I can let myself go because you’ll catch me you’re the contradiction to my singularity you’re the only one who can reach me unscathed but you’d burn yourself even if you weren’t wouldn’t you. because reverse you’re the chaos to my nothing you’re the spark so bright it lights up the rest of this gray gray world you’re the glorious wrecking ball come through to destroy and I think you should bc you’d make it all so much more beautiful

[cluescorner]

I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc