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I can’t be the only one who cares about him
#ahit#a hat in time#ahit mafia boss#even mafia town got a character i care about more than the entirety of alpine skyline#the big fluffy goats are cool tho#and I have spent so long trying to get the camera inside those little houses so I can screenshot the rooms#ive gotten some pics but those specific walls arent glitchy enough to shove my camera through a crack#mafia boss’ room has a lot of walls with really good collision too#it’s so weird I didn’t even know the room existed and you never even see it yet I can’t get my camera through a single wall#dj grooves boss fight floor you don’t even have to fight it has zero camera collision#maybe collision is the wrong word#maybe I should stop adding tags
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My favorite things about all my Skyrim followers:
KAIDAN
-wicked ass armor and weapon with fucking tigers on it
-realistic cursing in life or death situations
-literally the most realistic male dialogue ever with his corny ass innuendos. ‘This monument, does it remind you of me, love? Just kidding.’
-so goated in battle. Mans can kill a dragon so easy and i don’t need to do anything but look pretty
-ACCENT.
CARYALIND
-his hair is so fluffy. I bet it smells like roses and vanilla bean, what’s your secret bb
-such a sweetheart all the time. No wonder he can’t be Thalmor, he has too much heart for it
-fucking backstory. It’s very Zuko without villain redemption arc, and the fact that he still worries about the LDB thinking worse of him for being Thalmor royalty is just *chef’s kiss*
-ACE REP. I really fucking love how he can dress like a hoe, flirt like a hoe, and look so hot but have no interest in sex. Mmm that’s my jam that’s what I like.
-boob window
-Kaidan interactions! Proving that Altmer can be kind and sweet and not lighting-shooting British assholes
INIGO
-the backstories for everyone are so damn tearjerking but this guy?? Don’t even get me started on this mans scars I will cry
-literally autism. Says everything on his mind. Sir you are me
-blue. And a cat. What else??
-Lucien and him have a bromance that hits so good
-suplexes Nazeem with only his vibes
-sings original songs, where’s his soundcloud
KHASH
-okay first off i was writing a character just like her for the daughter of my LDB and Revyn. Never knew about her but this is Leeta come to life and i crave it
-pottymouth
-Kaidan Big Bro protection dialogue
-so happy when she kills things
-literally exactly what I expected a baby Argonian to sound like. So cute. So grumpy
-her outfit is just on point. If i hadn’t transitioned i would be cottagecore peasant dress woman with cats
LUCIEN
-like Cary, he is just sweet himbo no brain
-kid in a candy shop vibes. He is amazed by the wonders of this world
-the nerdiest mans you know, would probably never shut up about shit with Auryen but i haven’t gotten that far yet
-bottom energy
-AUTISM once again
-also sings!! Can sing ‘Toss a Coin to Your Witcher’ parody!!
AURI
-she is the Moment
-eats people and only meat. Wanna see someone react to ThatVeganTeacher with her as a vtuber model oml
-bullies Lucien (affectionately)
-cool pod
-looks like she could kill you and could actually kill you
-slams ALL haters and unworthy into the ground with her dialogue. Faendal ily but you don’t deserve her
RUMARIN
-a sweetheart himbo
-very Skilled with magic, specifically bound weapons. As someone who uses conjuration as their main line of magic, because dremora and bound bow go brr, I LOVE THAT
-not really good at speaking poorly of anyone tbh
-like lucien, he’s optimistic and fun to be around
-very…earthy. Jank. Grungy. Not what you’d expect from an Altmer, to be living as an adventurer mercenary, and i like that for him
-eats in bed, brain too empty to clean for long periods of time
-polyamorous pansexual King
-says Z like zed, which makes linguistics in Skyrim lore interesting
NEBARRA
-literally me
-sarcasm to the max
-name means ‘foreigner’ or ‘scorned’ or something transgender. anyway, king nihilist shit
-only wants the good wines
-also, the Accent, very good very sass
-Shakespearean insults for days
-also regular insults
-just…insults
-mystery and striking fear into the hearts of all
TALIESIN
-i thought no one could top Revyn in vibes of what Elder Scrolls character i would kin but then ✨he✨ came along
-no idea why Altmer are Brits but with him, i can vibe with it he sounds so good
-giggles evilly in fights
-s a s s
-pansexual!! We are putting queer in the game! (Even tho all vanilla spouses are, in the most Basic sense, bisexuals)
-the spice he can add with Cary as a protector/snarky best friend. I Need their backstory
-afraid of dogs, cat person
-just an absolute bitch to the Dragonborn but like in a way my gay friends are to me
-eyeliner on fleek
HONORABLE MENTIONS FOR SKEEVER AND CROC
-silly voice go brrr
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i am not cool enough to do good summaries with pics like delphina, BUT! here's some i see recommended some of maybe somewhat less often (but also some that i do see semi-regularly but whatever. its MY list. also i'm going back now to add pics):
Webcomic Title: Red Moon series by (my friend) @elemei Status: Hiatus, I guess. there's two full arcs to read tho. Genre: Fantasy
PLEASE READ THIS, MY FRIEND WHO I MADE NINJASONAS WITH A DECADE AGO MADE IT. three friends go on trips together with their big goat. dessrin tries to keep the group together. aprima worries. vem gets smacked in the face repeatedly. they are traumatized, i think. really gorgeous work. emotionally resonant, i think you would say. women.
Webcomic Title: Kochab by @kochab-comic / @erysium Status: Ongoing and nearly finished!! Genre: Fantasy
Lesbianism. learning about overcoming grief. one of the first webcomics i read through after loooong hiatus of not really reading too many. i was just immediately enamored with it. it's sooo cosy to me. beautiful beautiful artwork. it utilizes gifs on some pages and they are just gorgeous. it has got classic fairy tale feel.
Webcomic Title: Preeny Has to Repeat 6th Grade (on tapas) by @momodriller Status: Ongoing Genre: Fantasy, I guess? it's fantastical. there's like. magic. i think.
the title says it all, preeny has to repeat 6th grade. preeny is a small fluffy cat creature with a brush tail though, which may not be what you expected. things go pretty sideways and bad feathers cause people to be very sad and it sort of becomes apocalyptic. really EXTREMELY cute style, really fun use of gutters between panels.
Webcomic Title: Brothers by @breenheath Status: Ongoing Genre: Fantasy?????? Mail. the genre is mail delivery
listen, i've got a passion for good old mail delivery, that is not a joke. postmen who are.. BROTHERS! well. there are big scary monsters and you are supposed to be a cool iron nun (also i love nuns) to fight them or you will die because you are incompetent probably, but these guys find a little butterfly. and then they do the dang thing. i think there are going to be consequences for that though.
Webcomic Title: Witch Heart by @hamboneslamdome Status: DONE! GO BUY THE BOOK! Genre: Fantasy
i'll fight your suitor for your hand in marriage (dating?) but the fighter is a girl. and the person's hand she's fighting for is also a girl. specifically an extremely cool demon lady (as pictured above). and the suitor is a vampire man. and in the end.. isn't the hand in marriage we're fighting for the friends we made along the way?? for real though, great story. a skill-less witch going up against impossible odds (vampire man), and just. doing her best.
Webcomic Title: Thank you for Viewing (on tapas) by @bubblu Status: Hiatus Genre: Fantasy
fun loving postwoman (mail delivery again) romps around town and comes across big (dead?) girl. now they're going to try and figure that out. turns out though.............. the postwoman might be at the center of it all... futurepast magic postwoman and current times non-magic bike riding postwoman. mysterious ABOUND!
Webcomic Title: Puffer and Clarissa by @jamesnelsonart Status: Ongoing Genre: Sci Fi, i think... there's machines. genres are hard.
how making one friend can put a lifetime of mistreatment in perspective. one girl hangs out with her evil mom for too long and gets her mind blown by kindness. also the ocean took over the world. really sweet, realistic, excellent characters. well. they are not all sweet. but they are all excellent. creating really believable characters can be hard, and i really like how they're done here.
Webcomic Title: Sombulus by @delphina2k Status: Ongoing (for over a decade) Genre: Fantasy, Sci Fi
NOT!!!!! because delphina did give me a very nice recommendation up there. the culmination of over a decade of comics now coming together for MIND BLOWING DEVELOPMENTS!!!!!!!! recontextualizes the whole comic, it's so neat. mixing goofy parts and characters from near the beginning into the more serious narrative... so cool. also man. recent pages made me so weepy..... like.... there is something special about spending so much time with characters. seeing how them and their relationships have developed.... MAN!!!!!
Webcomic Title: O Sarilho by @shizamura Status: Ongoing Genre: Fantasy, Sci Fi, tense political drama at the moment
AN ALIEN GETS SHOT IN THE FACE AND THAT STARTS A WAR FOR SOME REASON!!!!!! THE! absolute masterclass in fully utilizing the webcomic medium to elevate your work. the characters are so layered. it is so terrible (in a good, well-done way) to see how these characters evolve into worse versions of themselves (nikita, i'm looking directly at you) but it's like!!!! i know how you got there!!!!!! i still hold fondness for you!!!!!!!!! you loved the stars!!!!! BUT QUIT COMMITTING WAR CRIMES!! honestly. very tense and fearful for all these characters. because i feel like the stakes have effectively been set pretty high (they can die).
sorry everyone i only know how to classify things into fantasy and fantasy/sci fi. or maybe that's just what i tend to enjoy.
for MORE! recommendations, please check out my "comics i'm reading" page!
Welcome to the (un)official Webcomic Master rec list! I want to encourage folks to share webcomics they love to read, create, support, and more to spread the love! Feel free to add to this post the webcomics you want to share (with the format above for easy browsing) ⭐️So let's get reading, and add to your hearts content! ⭐️ Note: (the link to the 'webcomic title' can also be a mention to read it on a platform if it is hosted there also!)
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Grian- Human(?), it’s debatable but until the other hermits can prove otherwise grian’s human
Mumbo Jumbo- Human, and the other hermits can actually confirm that this is the case
Doc- Creeper-Goat-Cyborg or is it Goat-Creeper-Cyborg?? nobody knows what came first, they just know that doc becoming a cyborg was last, is myotonic goat specifically
Bdubs- Moss-Phantom, ironically hates the night despite it being the only time he can’t get burned by the sun, doesn’t mind cause he or his friends carry around fire resistance potions
Xisuma- Human, just fuckin massive but not like that, he’s just a 7’6 dude who’s built like dooms guy, just some guy if u will
Wels- Sliverfish, the amount of times someone woke him up by trying to move the block he’s sleeping in or tried to move him thinking that he’s a block is outstanding
Zed- Jacob’s sheep hybrid, has 4 horns and none of them are the same size due to a birth defect, doesn’t mind cause he thinks it’s cool to have 4 horns <33
Tango- Angora goat hybrid, got curls for days, short as fuck tho and needs a step stool for a lot of things
TFC- Statue, what type of statue is still unknown
Cleo- Zombie ofc, possibly had a spell that made her unable to decay casted on her
Stress- Human, was later turned into an ice spirit and stayed as that
Xb- Pocket dimension, has so much stuff in him it’s insane
Ren- Newfoundland dog hybrid, furry fuck and is tall as shit, well maybe tall for the shorter ppl on the server—
False- Falcon avian, got v big wings but hates preening them
Iskall- Cyborg, can’t see out of his robotic eye all that much tho <<//33
Scar- Cat hybrid, cat ears are usually hidden under the hat but he doesn’t bother trying to hide his tail
Cub- Bear hybrid, has paws for hands :]]
Hypno- Rabbit hybrid, has a dewlap due to being FtM trans
Etho- Spider hybrid, some eyes are under the mask maybe :eyes:
Pearl- Black-Waved flannel moth, fluffy :]]
Beef- Ox, Big and Strong and good for hugs
Gem- Pudu deer, small, she’s even smaller than Bdubs and Tango
Jevin- Slime ofc, sticky :((
Joe- Human(?), debatable once again
Impulse- Saint bernard, Big and Fluffy and Lovable
Keralis- Peacock, pretty feathers :)), likes to show them off to close friends
pretty sure ive done all of the hermits ?? idk i can’t count
Why do I feel like I’ve gotten this exact ask before?
#hermitcraft#headcanons#hermitcraft headcanons#grian#mumbo jumbo#docm77#bdouble0100#XisumaVoid#welsknight#zedaph#tangotek#tinfoilchef#ZombieCleo#stressmonster101#xbcrafted#rendog#falsesymmetry#iskall85#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#cubfan135#hypnotizd#ethoslab#pearlescentmoon#vintagebeef#GeminiTay#ijevin#joe hills#impulsesv#keralis
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I like to pretend I speak Spanish, so I talk to the farm animals in Spanish. Which means that the goats have learned that when I yell, “¡Mis Cabritas!” They should come over to me. I’m not sure if they have associated it with food or attention. But it works, and it’s fairly new - I’ve been calling them like that for years, but they’ve only learned it within the last two weeks.
And I love it! I love seeing them run up to me, trusting and adorable. It makes me feel a little bad when I use it so I can grab them for science tho. I had to get fecal samples tonight and in order to do that accurately, I have to lock them up in separate stalls, which they don’t enjoy. But it’s for their health and we don’t do this very often, so I guess we’ll all have to grin and bear it.
But in happier news …. I met TWO foals this weekend!!! They were both terribly fluffy, nippy, funny, nippy and their tails were like … fox tails. They looked like poofy pipe cleaners and were SO short and soft to the touch. Here’s some pictures!!!!
The first picture and the video is of a rotten little 4-month-old mini horse colt. He both wanted attention and wanted to eat flesh, so it was a difficult balance between reaching in to pet him and not getting nipped. The other mini horse visible in the video is his mother.
The rest of the pictures are of a (less than) 2-month-old draft filly. She wasn’t quite as nippy or fluffy, but she was still so stinking cute! Also, don’t worry too much about the balding spots. Like a lot of mammal babies (even human babies! Sometimes you have to keep mittens and socks on human babies 24/7 for a while so they don’t scratch themselves with their little nails!) she is still sensitive to both heat and stimuli, so she rubs herself a lot. The farmer who owns her attached a soft brush to the wall, so she can better help herself. I love little miss legs, lol. Her mom is in the back of pictures 6 and 7
(Stuff I learned these past few days. Sad, but true stories for these little guys. But happily, they and their mothers are all getting adopted, and the rescue legally binds the new owners to inform them of any new movements of the horses and offers a very easy return if something was to happen. So things are looking up!)
So the farm we went to is a horse rescue, and a very well-run one (a lot of horse rescues are fakes and nasty). The mini-horse mama was originally going to be sold to a private (ew!) big cat owner. Apparently, since mini-horses are overbred and under-wanted (like most horses), they’re pretty nice, cheap and fat solutions to the people who can’t get easy meat for their exotic pets. No word on whether she was going to be live food or not. In any case, she was probably kept with a stallion because the owner didn’t care, and she and another (still pregnant) mini mare arrived at the rescue. But they’re healthy and fine now - my mother and I even cleaned their yard!
The draft girls duo have a similar story. The mother was (probably, she didn’t have papers) a brood mare, and was reaching the end of her fertile days. What happens often with older horses (or ferals) in such an overbred horse country like ours, is that they are sold to a collector of sorts who then passes them around for six or so months until they can be sold to a country that will eat them, like Canada or Mexico, or to a pet food factory. And since they sell by the pound, it helps to get the mares pregnant, so they’re heavier. Luckily, this lovely lady was picked up by the rescue and almost immediately had her baby. So all’s good for this pair!
The reason horse meat cannot be commercially sold for human consumption is because, basically, the American government decided it was too hard to check up and inspect many horse-owning properties to see if they were well taken care of, let alone clean enough to be eaten by people. I’m not really against horse meat, I don’t think I’d eat it myself, but I’d much rather America sell horse meat and thus heavily keep track of and protect horses, than the current system.
So yeah, the horse industry, a lot like pretty much any animal industry, is pretty fucked up. The racetracks are a big reason behind this - as is a lack of proper animal education. So please don’t support racetracks and remember to really consider your property’s capabilities when you’re getting a new animal.
Horses, as much as the wild mustang and/or brumby sounds cool, are like any other feral animal - they can’t survive well in the wild, and ruin the ecosystem for the real native animals and other life forms. You will never see a truly healthy wild horse, and that’s a goddamn shame. So don’t dump them either.
#farm update#mis cabritas#goats#foals#I never remember my farm tags I need to organize#if you feel more knowledgeable about horse stuff that’s cool!#I can check out what you have to say#but horses aren’t really my thing. my profile pic doesn’t stand for Bureau of Land Management lol.
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session 11 notes (i’ll fix them one day but i’m agro this was tea hate this)
Two minute one shot while dom pees
Adam has a floaty tube
Asyna can't turn into a hippo
Giant seahorse
Jane austen
Elizabethh and darcy my hands are shaking
Dom has 4e books
Dom was pretty out of it last session
It's afternoon
Dom is toasty
In jacob's other campaign a goat bit off his penis so the goat's name is richard byter
"at first the goat was reluctant"
"what a goat"
Last week on dragon heist
We were meandering through the city
"one of you met with an old friend, briefly"
Zoo time
Aerana knows where the zoo is in the sea ward
Raised brick gate w high walls; on top are intricate metal railing spiked stuff
Entrance is v wide, not too many people going in bc it's raining a lot
Maybe
Apparently the weather is super important and I still don't know why the weather is so important
It is currently raining
Pouring
Ticket booth in the front
Gold piece per person
Botanic repository
We walk up to the booth covering ourselves w the hoods we have
Velvet rope line but we just navigate through it like in shrek
Adam goes first
Walks in and see smiling figure, human male middle-aged, heavyset, festive outfit, "thank you for visiting - oH how's it going?!" it's volo
He's doing research for his newest obok
Hi jacob's dad
Jacob's gonna go fishing
Volo under impression he would be one of zoological experts but no
"recommendations?"
They brought monsters in from the isle of chault
Points us off to the exhibit to go
Originally zoo was not a zoo as we think of but like throwing them in a pit and being like look at them think httyd
Now it's closer to what we'd consider a modern day zoo
Lots of foliage
It's a big zoo
Like the San diego zoo
Or disneyland
Dom talks abt his brother's haircut
We can run through it
Can asyna just sprint
Aerana and asyna r gonna run
Adam cel and theo r gonna not run
Most of the zoo taken up by exhibits devoted to the island
Looking in the entryway a lot of ppl r carrying pamphlets n papers and speaking in foreign tongues like tourists or smth ig
Adam casts disguise self to make him look as fancy as everyone else
Has feathered cloak
Three major pathways
Chault exhibits for weird stuff r left
Marine stuff and some chault r forward
To the right r monsters from the interior continent
Adam cel and theo (?) go to the right
Most ppl r in pairs
A lot of biologist-type ppl; ppl who look like they're used to handling animals
First real exhibit on the right is a human woman inside the exhibit throwing down pieces of meat to lions
Is asyna a moon druid ? Yes
How did the human woman get there ? But she doesn’t notice
"does this zoo have dippin dots" - lillian 2020
Perception check, 15
There r ppl selling stuff, sees dejected gnome sitting under a pedal cart w a dingy umbrella and he's grumpy n angry
Adam walks over to him
Selling diff snacks n refreshments
He's mostly selling a fizzle pop
Strawberry flavor, blueberry, butterfly flavor
"are ur fizzle pops made w organic butterflies ? Bc I'm kinda on a diet rn"
Adam says it's disgusting
"I'll have a blueberry thank you"
Cel is gonna try the butterfly one
It's sweet; doesn't taste like blood but does taste almost nutty
So like what I would think pistachio tastes like
Fun size popsicle
Theo gets strawberry
They go to the next exhibit
A really vertical exhibit
Oneshot
Cel is gonna try and ride seahorse asyna but rolls a nat 1 for acrobatics and then a nat 1 for dex save
Smashes head on rim of the pool, bleeding out and unconscious
Healing words from adam
Climbs out of the pool
The water is now red
Three children on the other side of the pool
One of them gets really excited and pees when adam tells them that there's a chemical that turns pool water red
Asyna left the pool when the kid peed
Asyna leads everyone over to the hospital
Adam is gonna try and healing words fix cel
Cel is back to full health
One of the kids is crying scared when she finds out the water is blood
Theo is gonna go get the kids ?
Ok back to the zoo
There's a hippo exhibit
We go check it out
On the way there run into different typical zoo stuff
Apes
Monkeys
The younger ppl r around these exhibits
A lot of closed sections bc of weather like "don't worry next winter this animal will be back"
Alligators
Ringtails that r lemurs ringtail lemurs
Birds
Carefully curated trees that r uber high
Hawks and giant eagles
Oops my phone froze
Tap on the glass to say hi to the what now
Theo wants it to come say hi to her
Animal handling check, 10
Can't attract their attention but
The hippos
Asyna has speak with animals LMAO
Basically can't talk to worms
No more tapeworm talk :/
"Theo says hi . This is theo"
"everybody gangsta until they find out jacob thinks barney is a hippo" - dom 2020
Colombian drug lord one time built private zoos and the hippos broke out but now there's a hippo problem in colombia
Pablo escovar
Speak with animals is ten minutes
We're also probably fighting later
We're gonna talk to the hippos
Theo waves
One of them paddles over and tries to sniff
"hm . Can you eat it ?"
"pleaes don't"
I just remembered seaweed is not a plant it's an algae
This hippo does not have a name
Calls sister sister
"ask about juicy hippo gossip" - adam
"no but if I did I would share it"
Originally zoo was place for research
Anything else to ask hippos before we check out rare animals ?
The hippo floats away and we say bye
To the chault exhibits
Getting late but there r a lot more researchers
First exhibit has a lot of strange, unfamiliar trees
Monkeys w really big fluffy sideburns clustering around overhanging branches bc it's raining
Some of them r taking leaves and using them to keep the rain off
One of the monkeys hops off the branch
The sideburns actually extend into wings and it goes to another branch
"it's like the wizard of oz"
"adam what's the wizard of oz"
Flying monkeys
Adam walks over to a researcher and asks the most must-see
Woman who is probably from chault bc wearing strange woven beret w branches n stuff
Alien to anything they've seen
"I would point you in the direction of the behemoths"
"what are behemoths"
Adam rolls nature check
9, he doesn't know what a behemoth is
She is from chault
Behemoths r considered friends there
Asyna and aerana know where chault is
Everyone else just knows chault is v far away, almost like a nightmare story told to children
Described as a hellscape
"I'd sooner go to chault than-"
Asyna and aerana know chault is a massive island to the sw of the sword coast, home to v tropical, intensely humid climate w lots of rain + some invasions in the past but now things r opening up
We're gonna check out the behemoths
From a distance, this exhibit much larger than others, much more heavily excavated
Not so much walls as railing looking into a deep cavern
All manner of plant life brought in to accommodate the creatures
Huge lizard of some kind
Huge size category
Irl a horse is large
Humans and dwarves are medium
Exhibit says it's a macetail behemoth
Ground trembles w each step of the behemoth
Slow, ponderous
Gigantic armored lizard w tough plating on its back and spikes on the sides of its head w bony, protective coverings all over it
Massive swinging tail protruding bone swinging back and forth as it walks
Looks like that one dinosaur
We would call it an ankylosaurus
Things that go over my head : see description bullet points before this
Tail end of speak with animals
Asyna can turn into dinosaurs
"you look really cool do you have a name"
One of them looks up but doesn't really respond
Doesn't answer
Look for velociraptors
Gonna look at all the exhibits
Spirehorn behemoths
Faces almost look like shields
Triceratops
Alien to us tho
I can't believe that like as dom's explaining these everyone else can like ,, imagine it
Like that's crazy they see pictures inside their heads
Feathered behemoths
Occasionally jump around
Claws and walk around on two legs
Bloodspike behemoth
Stegosaurus, baby and two parents
Asyna can turn into a deinonychus
We have enough time for one more exhibit
We see a creature alone in its pen save for two researchers dropping treats in front of it, other has a pickaxe and is tapping the ground and scooping smth up trailing the creature and brushing it into a bin
Creature reflects rainbow of colors ? I think
Huge snail, has three eyestalks but they kind of droop down and have heavy spikes off each individual one
Cel reads description
Flail snail?
It's a big boi
Described not as a beast but as something that comes from a realm of earth
As it moves it excretes glass
Generally docile but if prodded r really dangerous bc the things it has r more weapons than eyes
Adam asks if it's a petting exhibit
The flail snail is just as slow as a regular snail
"that is the most disgusting magic resistance I've ever seen in my entire life" - jacob 2020
Everything starting to shut down
We realize we should probs skedaddle
Time to find loser boy
Rain has not stopped but has kinda calmed down
Heading straight to the wig shop
Lamps in the trades ward r lit
Brighter than what we've seen recently
Adam peers into the shop
Perception check
6, tries to get water off the window, looks empty
Theo's gonna pick the lock
25, it's a simple lock and theo gets it open easily
Shop is empty
Somewhat eerie for those without darkvision bc the mannequins
Cel will go and investigate the back room, door is locked
Theo tries opening again
23, opens easily
Immediately smells weird powder
A lot of the perfumes for preserving dyes n stuff kept back here
Cel makes a perception check
16
V organized, neat and tidy
Manhole cover in the back
Sewer system v advanced in waterdeep but also means there's a lot of it
A lot of ppl will build over sewer openings bc cheaper real estate
"sewer access authorized city officials only"
Adam rolls nat20 for boxes
Looking for anything necromancy related, licking things, doing all manners of investigation
Feels a small leather sack, pulls it out, kinda heavy
Opens it up, sees coins that are kind of heavier and thicker; not silver, 5 platinum pieces
Platinum is 10 gp each
Could take the platinums
Scry the money and sack
There are cupboards at the front desk
Necromancy considered suspicious, looked down upon
"ah . It's like watching anime ." - jacob 2020
"no, it's not like watching anime" - dom 2020
The art itself is not a crime but the things that occur in tandem w it r usually crimes
Discussing what to do in character
Cel insight check, 16
Earlier dom mentioned we're aware many ppl in waterdeep use the sewers to traverse unseen in the city; kinda suss the building was built on top of a sewer
Adam is borrowing aerana's warhammer
Adam hits the floor, leaves big dent and a v loud sound
Cel makes strength check w advantage w crowbar
Rolls a 12, can't get it open
Can sort of shift it up
Adam smashes a jar over the floor
Dex check, 5
Cloud of neon yellow sprays out like a cloud of dust and smoke, just the color
Covered in bright yellow dye
Theo tries lockpicking
23, lock is more difficult and takes a little longer, but eventually it opens
Once it's opened, the chains undo themselves and snake out on their own accord
It's just a dark hole
Can see a short drop that leads to a staircase
Adam holds lantern
Cel's just gonna go w adam at the front, pitch dark
Darkvision lets us see to some extent; everything is in grayscale
Lantern beam does help us see a little
Asyna closer to front as well
Leads to a room, 10' x 20'
Descending down short flight of stairs, room totally bare save for a barred door that u can see out of, also locked
Hear faintly some water
Theo rolls 23 for lockpicking
Door opens
Adam investigating room for secret door, tunnel, anything
Investigation check, 10 and 5 for investigation checks
Look around but room is barren
Nothing stashed anywhere, nothing to indicate a secret door or anything
Adam and cel step out, to immediate right extends for 10ish feet before merging into wall
Directly in front is water and like a sewer river flowing to the right
"are there any rats" "make a perception check" "nat 1"
To left, passage curves so hard to see but for at least 40 or so feet the pathway continues
Adam rolls another 5 for investigation check
We eventually get to a small stone bridge
I FORGOT I RESEARCHED THE SEWER SYSTEMS idk if I should bring it up I brought it up
A 15 intelligence check
Waterdeep's sewers are a subject of fascination for the city
You know the passageway like the one ur in often has arteries or iron doors set in them leading to different areas
Also know sometimes due to poor planning or smth some areas without walkways also have access tunnels
There's a bridge ? Nasty water under it
Over the bridge we go
Cel rolls a 22, plenty of damp areas around ,, no light in the passage, walking for a minute or so and w each step just hear a wet squelching noise; we're leaving behind wet, muddy footprints
No sign of recent mud in front of us
10 minutes go by and every once in a while pass side arteries w more sewage flowing in
This part seems relatively well planned
Can only go straight ? No other curvature in the path
Traveling south
"I'm gonna try and get that rat" - adam 2020
Adam picks up the rat for sleight of hand check
22
"you're able to grab up that rat pretty good" - dom 2020
Adam holds rat out to asyna and tells her to do her thing
"hey buddy"
"uh you have to cast your spell first"
"hey pal how's it going"
"let me go"
"uh we'll let you go if you answer some of our questions"
"don't even"
"no he's saying don't eat him"
"my friend here holding you is gonna take a big chomp of you if you don't answer our questions"
"have you seen anyone"
"don't know"
"I open my mouth"
"I kind of want to squeak" - marguerite 2020
Rat points north
Adam wants a piece of string to tie onto the rat like a leash
Adam is starting to feel short of breath after 10 minutes of walking
"that's either from the powder . Or the key"
Adam doesn't feel indigestion right now just that it's difficult to get air
Adam tries to tie a leash to the rat
Dex check
Nat1
Rat runs away
We go back the way we came, another 10 minutes, we pass three of those stone bridges
Cel investigation checks the dead end again, adam will give bardic inspiration
"Open sesame" - song
18, nothing there
It's a maze, we'll try naya
Adam takes out sack of platinum
Naya appears, looks around and shudders and bounds away
Following the deer
Naya is guiding back to where we originally where
Moving south again
Looks at passage back again passage then vanishes
Naya was standing on one of the bridges
First artery
It's a passage
We gotta wade through the sewer
Aerana readies weapon
Wading through, halflings get disgusting smth in their boots
Passage goes 20 ft before turning on a diagonal, turn onto passageway then it extends v far into distance
"adam's adding to the sewage right now probably" - jacob 2020
Adam's feeling lightheaded
Cel makes medicine check on adam
Rolls a 6, don't know what's wrong bud
Adam rolls around in the sewer water to get the powder off ??
I guess he is
Adam makes a constitution save, a 3
OH? OH NO
The yellow stuff is off but adam is smeared in shit
Did I make a good or bad decision
We keep going but adam feels better like fine like nothing's wrong
Oh no adam's gonna die it's like hypothermia where u feel super hot at first then u die
Passageway stretches on for awhile until coming across a rusty ironed door raised so that we'd have to step up to access it
Aerana makes perception check on the door, 20 not a nat
Hears people shouting and what appears to be a cat
Can't tell if the shouting is bad or not
Theo wrings out cape
Go up to the door, realize there's no lock; the entire lock has fallen out bc the door is so rusty
Adam checks door for traps, 12 investigation
Does not appear to be trapped, looks p old
Adam is in middle, cel towards back, aerana at front
About 25' ahead is a wider chamber and a door set into the wall, the areas are lit
We already walked through the rusty door
Massive screeching sound that came from the door when u opened it
Gotta b stealthy
Door to the right is unlocked
Adam opens the door open, looks like a storage room w different crates and sacks; bland
Some water barrels, adam pours it on himself; the rest of us also do it
Moving into room adjacent to passageway; triangle things in the wall has arrow stuff to make it easier to fire from but the room looks abandoned
Deeper in we go
Don't go that far but hit a wider room extending out 40'
Center of the room; at one point looks like there was a wall covering the room but has since collapsed; several ppl looking at us
Far corner opposite to us is an old halfling man in dark robes, clutching wound at chest, long gray braid down back staring at us as if he heard we were coming
In front of him are two smiling skeletons
It's the necromancer
The skeletons r also looking at us
They appear to be guarding him
In front of skeletons are three kenku looking at us
Bingbong is not one of the kenku
"I can explain" - adam
"we came down here and I was covered in shit and" adam casts pyrotechnics centered in between skeletons and kenku
Initiative
Aerana, 19
Cel, 17
Asyna, 15
Adam, 15
Theo, 9
Aerana
Holds attack, if kenku move within 5 ft of her she'll attack
Cel
Skeletons have bows and shortswords
Kenkus have shortswords
Will hold an action if attacked
Skeletons
Appear to b human skeletons, medium size
Lash out at kenku
One kenku able to parry away an attack, other skeleton slashes another kenku
Asyna
Attacks kenku closest to her, the one not hit
15, "what are you attacking with" "iiiiiiiii don't knowwwwwwwwwww"
Asyna turns into ape
Runs up to terrified kenku
Swings both times but it gets out of the way and hisses like a cat
Adam
Casts pyrotechnics on kenku
One passes, one fails
Failed one is blinded for next turn
Cutting words on the kenku by asyna
Kenku
Blind
Tries to escape, skeleton misses and kenku staggers away and starts feeling way along wall and runs into room west of where we are
Other one
Makes attack on skeleton, half of ribcage slashed but it's still standing
Other other one
Tries to attack ape, misses
Halfling
Stands up, tries to flee
Theo
Hits kenku that tried to get asyna, 5 damage
Has sneak attack, deals 12 damage
Arrow shot into neck, still alive but not for long
Aerana
13 damage to other kenku
"how do you want to do this"
Kenku drops dead
Skeleton turns smiling to aerana
Cel
15 to hit, 6 damage, dead
"how do you want to do this"
Pulls arrow back as far as she can "and I don't know if it's bingbong, but I'm gonna pretend it's bingbong and shoot it right through his eye socket"
"I want to keep bingbong as a pet" - jacob 2020
"kenku are sentient beings, that would be slavery" - dom 2020
Looking around we see the bodies of three other kenku and remains of two other skeletons
The skeletons attack aerana
One hits, 3 damage
Asyna
Goes into the room to follow the halfling and the kenku
Some kind of exit around
The blinded kenku is in here
Can reach halfling or kenku
Marguerite wants to hug the halfling
Athletics check to do it
21
Old man screams but asyna can hold him, unable to escape
Kenku still feeling around on the floor
Adam
Follows asyna
Gonna cast sleep
Kenku falls asleep
Yells over at the halfling
"can you call off your skeletons please"
Halfling
Loser boy's turn
I don't remember how to spell losser unless it's losser
Tries to escape asyna's grasp
"he does not escape your grasp"
Asyna rolls another athletics check
17, he does not escape
Theo
14 to hit, 16 damage
"how do you want to do this"
Arrow to the skull just goes really far in and the skull falls off as do misc bones
Aerana
Misses hit
Tries to thrust forward w sword but it drops and contracts, sword slipping through ribcage
Cel
19 to hit
8 damage, hits shoulder and arm falls off
Skeleton
Misses
Asyna
Waddles the halfling over to adam
Gives him a little squeeze
Adam
baned halfling
And cutting words
No cutting words nvm
Halfling
Asyna rolls a 25
Can't squirm out
"unhand me there are more of them there are more kenku"
Theo
"ok. Bye bye skeleton boy"
22 to hit
12 damage
"how do you want to do this"
Hits him in the smile; teeth knocked out and all of it collapses like a xylophone type noise as the bones hit the floor
Out of combat
Aerana ties up sleeping kenku
Adam casts charm person
Cel is gonna loot
Investigation check, 7
10 gold combined on the kenku; takes
Halfling is charmed to consider adam a dear old friend
Says he just finished work on his new purse; his fanny pack (basically)
Not sure we recognize the material
Adam says he knows who sent the kenku
"you have the stone"
"they stole it from me"
Says he randomly found a nice stone from a rat
Adam puts his hand on loser boy's shoulder and asks if he wants to work from home
Trying to convince loser boy to come with us
Declines
The purse is made out of elf skin
Bc it's supple
Adam trying to get a magical weapon out of loser boy
Has a potion that protects from necromancers
Persuasion check, 24
Goes into side closet
Damage resist potion
Aerana kills him
Wow are you ?? Desensitized ?? Are you desensitized or does it help not being able to see anything ever
Adam rummages through loser boy's desk
Investigation check, 15
False bottom to one of the desk drawers w 100 gold inside
Cel investigation checks loser boy, 13
Finds a little wand w a skull tip
Adam is gonna look at the purse
This bag is a faint gold
Adam shakes the kenku awake, wisdom 13 saving throw
Fails
Charm person
Making dog noises
"you want to take us to your friends"
"I don't know where they are"
"then let's just go back to your base"
"get back to base ? No one knows where that is"
Adam introduces himself, mentions bingbong
Gets theo and cel's names, mimics sound of a hammer hitting metal when asked his name
His name is bonk now
Asks asyna's name, asyna is still an ape
Big hairy git
Aerana says she'll trade information for her name
Adam swings warhammer into ground to threaten kinda
Adam makes 12 insight check
We don't recognize any of the voices he uses
Asks if we live in a hole
Asks if the house is nice
Copies adam's voice for the house boom
Adam asks if he knows about the puppet
"couldn't tell you if I knew"
Nat20 adam runs insight check across entire conversation
He's lying abt not knowing where his friends are
I DFJGSLGJS THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING ABT US STILL GIVING UP INFORMATION ASFKJAFD
Adam asks him why he was lying
Hear a voice we've never heard before
But this one in particular is bizarre and warped as if it's through some filter
"do you know what happens when you lie to me"
Adam
Anyone w passive perception over 9 hears a bottle break and a door slam in one of the rooms to the south
Cel hits his brain basically
Some of you starting to piece together that smth strange is happening
Pattering of footsteps from room to the south
Session over for the night
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CANON CALL (repost from my old blog)
If it seems familiar please message me, or reblog and I will message you!! (i cant tell if you just like the post because you could’ve easily done that on accident =/)
i have found my Frisk and am looking for Everybody else! (Note... my memories involving undyne and the rest will be in a reblog of this because i cant fit it all in here,)
memories
+ i was around 10-15 in most of my memories
+ i was qpps (or that place’s equivalent) with frisk
+ there were quite a few neutral timelines, two true pacifist, and one aborted no-mercy.
+ i forced a reset during the no-mercy.
+ after the second true pacifist, me and asriel came back!
+ and we lived with mom! and dad?! maybe! but everyone visited a lot, or maybe we all lived together ?? i can’t really figure that one out, but it was a good time!
+ i was a very impulsive child, people had to pull me away from potential Mishaps a lot
+ i loves gardening and plants
+ and i liked knitting stuff for people it was fun cause they were like woah this is cool and I was like 😎
+ i mightve had some kind of magic after i came back on the surface
+ i Definitely had magic when i was a weird ghost thing considering i had the ability to reset if i tried hard enough and i could help frisk with like not dying
+ i had red eyes and i was kinda scrawny lookin tbh
+ me and frisk were Smal
+ i was adopted by the dreemurrs and i did cool stuff too bc yknow royal family got a lot of jobs
+ azzy was the PRINCE! he was gonna get the throne when he grew up
+ i was gonna be the advisor or somethin? idk
+ and frisk was the ambassador!!! and mettaton helped them with stayin out of the media and stuff
+ me and azzy and frisk mightve shared a room, or we just had a lot of sleepovers
+ i Know all three of us lived in the same house tho
+ good life man
+ we used to play in the backyard lots
+ i kinda lost my temper sometimes,, i cried when that happened
+ i was traumatized from when before i fell when i was on the surface. my bio parents were the worst
+ i don’t remember any of the fallen children other than frisk
+ i loved every one of my monster friends
+ we were all SO COOL
people-specific memories
ASRIEL
+ umm before the buttercup debacle happened , me and azzy were super cool and lit
+ we liked to play on the ruins and pillars and stuff! climb on it and stuff
+ i was his sibling
+ all the dreemurrs were so fluffy? it was crazy dude
+ i was kinda jealous of that tbh. i want to be fluffy too
+ azzy was my best friend ever he was so so cool
+ when we did the buttercup thing... uh. well, i woke up kinda in the back of his head? i was like wtf and we were chillin then bitch ass humans do their thing and. why. i tried to convince him to fight back but he didn’t want to so we ran back home and. .....yeah
+ me and azzy and frisk played video games together on the surface
+ we were the ultimate squad goals tbh
+ he gave the best hugs
+ we laughed together a lot and i can remember that but i can’t remember what the joke was!!!
+ he was cool!! i teased him sometimes but it was all in good fun
FRISK
+ first of all, what a sweetheart!!
+ comforted me a lot
+ we were kinda inseparable
+ pretty good at secret-keeping (COUGHhairclipCOUGH)
+ did some regrettable things, but i think most of us did
+ genuinely a good kid
+ i mightve been kinda overprotective of frisk and azzy both,,
+ they had a bunch of tops with the same pattern, dork
+ wove flower crowns for me
+ also good at hugs
+ super kind
+ stuck with me through ALL OF IT
+ awesome
TORIEL
+ my mom! my mom!!
+ read to me sometimes when i was younger
+ healed me when i first fell and made sure i felt safe
+ STRONG
+ she had to chase me off from doing incredibly stupid things quite a few times
+ i made drawings for her
+ i cooked with her sometimes too
+ just a wonderful person tbh
+ “chara, pls brush your hair” “UUGGGGHHHHH”
“would you like me to brush it for you instead”
“ye”
ASGORE
+ THAT’S MY DAD!!!
+ i gardened with him!!
+ he was super happy when i gave him the mr dad guy sweater. that was one of the first times i called him dad
+ sometimes carried me and azzy on his shoulders (grown goat r BIG)
+ really gentle. i was fucking Perturbed by him fighting frisk
+ patted me on the head
SANS
+ my cool friend dunkle guy
+ sometimes let me wear his coat
+ pun buddies
+ i couldn’t think of puns as fast as him tho
+ basically family to me
+ helped me keep myself safe
PAPYRUS
+ also basically family to me!! think of a REALLY COOL UNCLE
+ awesome and nice and great
+ i thought he was really cool. super cool
+ could run pretty fast
+ carried me on his shoulders a few times
+ did puzzles together a few times too
+ i ate the spaghetti he made and it wasn’t bad in my opinion
+ i thought it was fun to make puns at both him and undyne, much to their dismay
#charakin#canon call#undertale kin#utkin#asrielkin#asgorekin#torielkin#undynekin#alphyskin#sanskin#papyruskin#charamemories
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