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crabbng · 1 year ago

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i am not cool enough to do good summaries with pics like delphina, BUT! here's some i see recommended some of maybe somewhat less often (but also some that i do see semi-regularly but whatever. its MY list. also i'm going back now to add pics):

Webcomic Title: Red Moon series by (my friend) @elemei Status: Hiatus, I guess. there's two full arcs to read tho. Genre: Fantasy

PLEASE READ THIS, MY FRIEND WHO I MADE NINJASONAS WITH A DECADE AGO MADE IT. three friends go on trips together with their big goat. dessrin tries to keep the group together. aprima worries. vem gets smacked in the face repeatedly. they are traumatized, i think. really gorgeous work. emotionally resonant, i think you would say. women.

Webcomic Title: Kochab by @kochab-comic / @erysium Status: Ongoing and nearly finished!! Genre: Fantasy

Lesbianism. learning about overcoming grief. one of the first webcomics i read through after loooong hiatus of not really reading too many. i was just immediately enamored with it. it's sooo cosy to me. beautiful beautiful artwork. it utilizes gifs on some pages and they are just gorgeous. it has got classic fairy tale feel.

Webcomic Title: Preeny Has to Repeat 6th Grade (on tapas) by @momodriller Status: Ongoing Genre: Fantasy, I guess? it's fantastical. there's like. magic. i think.

the title says it all, preeny has to repeat 6th grade. preeny is a small fluffy cat creature with a brush tail though, which may not be what you expected. things go pretty sideways and bad feathers cause people to be very sad and it sort of becomes apocalyptic. really EXTREMELY cute style, really fun use of gutters between panels.

Webcomic Title: Brothers by @breenheath Status: Ongoing Genre: Fantasy?????? Mail. the genre is mail delivery

listen, i've got a passion for good old mail delivery, that is not a joke. postmen who are.. BROTHERS! well. there are big scary monsters and you are supposed to be a cool iron nun (also i love nuns) to fight them or you will die because you are incompetent probably, but these guys find a little butterfly. and then they do the dang thing. i think there are going to be consequences for that though.

Webcomic Title: Witch Heart by @hamboneslamdome Status: DONE! GO BUY THE BOOK! Genre: Fantasy

i'll fight your suitor for your hand in marriage (dating?) but the fighter is a girl. and the person's hand she's fighting for is also a girl. specifically an extremely cool demon lady (as pictured above). and the suitor is a vampire man. and in the end.. isn't the hand in marriage we're fighting for the friends we made along the way?? for real though, great story. a skill-less witch going up against impossible odds (vampire man), and just. doing her best.

Webcomic Title: Thank you for Viewing (on tapas) by @bubblu Status: Hiatus Genre: Fantasy

fun loving postwoman (mail delivery again) romps around town and comes across big (dead?) girl. now they're going to try and figure that out. turns out though.............. the postwoman might be at the center of it all... futurepast magic postwoman and current times non-magic bike riding postwoman. mysterious ABOUND!

Webcomic Title: Puffer and Clarissa by @jamesnelsonart Status: Ongoing Genre: Sci Fi, i think... there's machines. genres are hard.

how making one friend can put a lifetime of mistreatment in perspective. one girl hangs out with her evil mom for too long and gets her mind blown by kindness. also the ocean took over the world. really sweet, realistic, excellent characters. well. they are not all sweet. but they are all excellent. creating really believable characters can be hard, and i really like how they're done here.

Webcomic Title: Sombulus by @delphina2k Status: Ongoing (for over a decade) Genre: Fantasy, Sci Fi

NOT!!!!! because delphina did give me a very nice recommendation up there. the culmination of over a decade of comics now coming together for MIND BLOWING DEVELOPMENTS!!!!!!!! recontextualizes the whole comic, it's so neat. mixing goofy parts and characters from near the beginning into the more serious narrative... so cool. also man. recent pages made me so weepy..... like.... there is something special about spending so much time with characters. seeing how them and their relationships have developed.... MAN!!!!!

Webcomic Title: O Sarilho by @shizamura Status: Ongoing Genre: Fantasy, Sci Fi, tense political drama at the moment

AN ALIEN GETS SHOT IN THE FACE AND THAT STARTS A WAR FOR SOME REASON!!!!!! THE! absolute masterclass in fully utilizing the webcomic medium to elevate your work. the characters are so layered. it is so terrible (in a good, well-done way) to see how these characters evolve into worse versions of themselves (nikita, i'm looking directly at you) but it's like!!!! i know how you got there!!!!!! i still hold fondness for you!!!!!!!!! you loved the stars!!!!! BUT QUIT COMMITTING WAR CRIMES!! honestly. very tense and fearful for all these characters. because i feel like the stakes have effectively been set pretty high (they can die).

sorry everyone i only know how to classify things into fantasy and fantasy/sci fi. or maybe that's just what i tend to enjoy.

for MORE! recommendations, please check out my "comics i'm reading" page!

Welcome to the (un)official Webcomic Master rec list! I want to encourage folks to share webcomics they love to read, create, support, and more to spread the love! Feel free to add to this post the webcomics you want to share (with the format above for easy browsing) ⭐️So let's get reading, and add to your hearts content! ⭐️ Note: (the link to the 'webcomic title' can also be a mention to read it on a platform if it is hosted there also!)

#webcomic recommendations

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ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons · 3 years ago

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Grian- Human(?), it’s debatable but until the other hermits can prove otherwise grian’s human

Mumbo Jumbo- Human, and the other hermits can actually confirm that this is the case

Doc- Creeper-Goat-Cyborg or is it Goat-Creeper-Cyborg?? nobody knows what came first, they just know that doc becoming a cyborg was last, is myotonic goat specifically

Bdubs- Moss-Phantom, ironically hates the night despite it being the only time he can’t get burned by the sun, doesn’t mind cause he or his friends carry around fire resistance potions

Xisuma- Human, just fuckin massive but not like that, he’s just a 7’6 dude who’s built like dooms guy, just some guy if u will

Wels- Sliverfish, the amount of times someone woke him up by trying to move the block he’s sleeping in or tried to move him thinking that he’s a block is outstanding

Zed- Jacob’s sheep hybrid, has 4 horns and none of them are the same size due to a birth defect, doesn’t mind cause he thinks it’s cool to have 4 horns <33

Tango- Angora goat hybrid, got curls for days, short as fuck tho and needs a step stool for a lot of things

TFC- Statue, what type of statue is still unknown

Cleo- Zombie ofc, possibly had a spell that made her unable to decay casted on her

Stress- Human, was later turned into an ice spirit and stayed as that

Xb- Pocket dimension, has so much stuff in him it’s insane

Ren- Newfoundland dog hybrid, furry fuck and is tall as shit, well maybe tall for the shorter ppl on the server—

False- Falcon avian, got v big wings but hates preening them

Iskall- Cyborg, can’t see out of his robotic eye all that much tho <<//33

Scar- Cat hybrid, cat ears are usually hidden under the hat but he doesn’t bother trying to hide his tail

Cub- Bear hybrid, has paws for hands :]]

Hypno- Rabbit hybrid, has a dewlap due to being FtM trans

Etho- Spider hybrid, some eyes are under the mask maybe :eyes:

Pearl- Black-Waved flannel moth, fluffy :]]

Beef- Ox, Big and Strong and good for hugs

Gem- Pudu deer, small, she’s even smaller than Bdubs and Tango

Jevin- Slime ofc, sticky :((

Joe- Human(?), debatable once again

Impulse- Saint bernard, Big and Fluffy and Lovable

Keralis- Peacock, pretty feathers :)), likes to show them off to close friends

pretty sure ive done all of the hermits ?? idk i can’t count

Why do I feel like I’ve gotten this exact ask before?

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deathsmallcaps · 3 years ago

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I like to pretend I speak Spanish, so I talk to the farm animals in Spanish. Which means that the goats have learned that when I yell, “¡Mis Cabritas!” They should come over to me. I’m not sure if they have associated it with food or attention. But it works, and it’s fairly new - I’ve been calling them like that for years, but they’ve only learned it within the last two weeks.

And I love it! I love seeing them run up to me, trusting and adorable. It makes me feel a little bad when I use it so I can grab them for science tho. I had to get fecal samples tonight and in order to do that accurately, I have to lock them up in separate stalls, which they don’t enjoy. But it’s for their health and we don’t do this very often, so I guess we’ll all have to grin and bear it.

But in happier news …. I met TWO foals this weekend!!! They were both terribly fluffy, nippy, funny, nippy and their tails were like … fox tails. They looked like poofy pipe cleaners and were SO short and soft to the touch. Here’s some pictures!!!!

The first picture and the video is of a rotten little 4-month-old mini horse colt. He both wanted attention and wanted to eat flesh, so it was a difficult balance between reaching in to pet him and not getting nipped. The other mini horse visible in the video is his mother.

The rest of the pictures are of a (less than) 2-month-old draft filly. She wasn’t quite as nippy or fluffy, but she was still so stinking cute! Also, don’t worry too much about the balding spots. Like a lot of mammal babies (even human babies! Sometimes you have to keep mittens and socks on human babies 24/7 for a while so they don’t scratch themselves with their little nails!) she is still sensitive to both heat and stimuli, so she rubs herself a lot. The farmer who owns her attached a soft brush to the wall, so she can better help herself. I love little miss legs, lol. Her mom is in the back of pictures 6 and 7

(Stuff I learned these past few days. Sad, but true stories for these little guys. But happily, they and their mothers are all getting adopted, and the rescue legally binds the new owners to inform them of any new movements of the horses and offers a very easy return if something was to happen. So things are looking up!)

So the farm we went to is a horse rescue, and a very well-run one (a lot of horse rescues are fakes and nasty). The mini-horse mama was originally going to be sold to a private (ew!) big cat owner. Apparently, since mini-horses are overbred and under-wanted (like most horses), they’re pretty nice, cheap and fat solutions to the people who can’t get easy meat for their exotic pets. No word on whether she was going to be live food or not. In any case, she was probably kept with a stallion because the owner didn’t care, and she and another (still pregnant) mini mare arrived at the rescue. But they’re healthy and fine now - my mother and I even cleaned their yard!

The draft girls duo have a similar story. The mother was (probably, she didn’t have papers) a brood mare, and was reaching the end of her fertile days. What happens often with older horses (or ferals) in such an overbred horse country like ours, is that they are sold to a collector of sorts who then passes them around for six or so months until they can be sold to a country that will eat them, like Canada or Mexico, or to a pet food factory. And since they sell by the pound, it helps to get the mares pregnant, so they’re heavier. Luckily, this lovely lady was picked up by the rescue and almost immediately had her baby. So all’s good for this pair!

The reason horse meat cannot be commercially sold for human consumption is because, basically, the American government decided it was too hard to check up and inspect many horse-owning properties to see if they were well taken care of, let alone clean enough to be eaten by people. I’m not really against horse meat, I don’t think I’d eat it myself, but I’d much rather America sell horse meat and thus heavily keep track of and protect horses, than the current system.

So yeah, the horse industry, a lot like pretty much any animal industry, is pretty fucked up. The racetracks are a big reason behind this - as is a lack of proper animal education. So please don’t support racetracks and remember to really consider your property’s capabilities when you’re getting a new animal.

Horses, as much as the wild mustang and/or brumby sounds cool, are like any other feral animal - they can’t survive well in the wild, and ruin the ecosystem for the real native animals and other life forms. You will never see a truly healthy wild horse, and that’s a goddamn shame. So don’t dump them either.

#farm update #mis cabritas #goats #foals #I never remember my farm tags I need to organize #if you feel more knowledgeable about horse stuff that’s cool!#I can check out what you have to say #but horses aren’t really my thing. my profile pic doesn’t stand for Bureau of Land Management lol.

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renaer-is-allegedly-hot · 4 years ago

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session 11 notes (i’ll fix them one day but i’m agro this was tea hate this)

Two minute one shot while dom pees

Adam has a floaty tube

Asyna can't turn into a hippo

Giant seahorse

Jane austen

Elizabethh and darcy my hands are shaking

Dom has 4e books

Dom was pretty out of it last session

It's afternoon

Dom is toasty

In jacob's other campaign a goat bit off his penis so the goat's name is richard byter

"at first the goat was reluctant"

"what a goat"

Last week on dragon heist

We were meandering through the city

"one of you met with an old friend, briefly"

Zoo time

Aerana knows where the zoo is in the sea ward

Raised brick gate w high walls; on top are intricate metal railing spiked stuff

Entrance is v wide, not too many people going in bc it's raining a lot

Maybe

Apparently the weather is super important and I still don't know why the weather is so important

It is currently raining

Pouring

Ticket booth in the front

Gold piece per person

Botanic repository

We walk up to the booth covering ourselves w the hoods we have

Velvet rope line but we just navigate through it like in shrek

Adam goes first

Walks in and see smiling figure, human male middle-aged, heavyset, festive outfit, "thank you for visiting - oH how's it going?!" it's volo

He's doing research for his newest obok

Hi jacob's dad

Jacob's gonna go fishing

Volo under impression he would be one of zoological experts but no

"recommendations?"

They brought monsters in from the isle of chault

Points us off to the exhibit to go

Originally zoo was not a zoo as we think of but like throwing them in a pit and being like look at them think httyd

Now it's closer to what we'd consider a modern day zoo

Lots of foliage

It's a big zoo

Like the San diego zoo

Or disneyland

Dom talks abt his brother's haircut

We can run through it

Can asyna just sprint

Aerana and asyna r gonna run

Adam cel and theo r gonna not run

Most of the zoo taken up by exhibits devoted to the island

Looking in the entryway a lot of ppl r carrying pamphlets n papers and speaking in foreign tongues like tourists or smth ig

Adam casts disguise self to make him look as fancy as everyone else

Has feathered cloak

Three major pathways

Chault exhibits for weird stuff r left

Marine stuff and some chault r forward

To the right r monsters from the interior continent

Adam cel and theo (?) go to the right

Most ppl r in pairs

A lot of biologist-type ppl; ppl who look like they're used to handling animals

First real exhibit on the right is a human woman inside the exhibit throwing down pieces of meat to lions

Is asyna a moon druid ? Yes

How did the human woman get there ? But she doesn’t notice

"does this zoo have dippin dots" - lillian 2020

Perception check, 15

There r ppl selling stuff, sees dejected gnome sitting under a pedal cart w a dingy umbrella and he's grumpy n angry

Adam walks over to him

Selling diff snacks n refreshments

He's mostly selling a fizzle pop

Strawberry flavor, blueberry, butterfly flavor

"are ur fizzle pops made w organic butterflies ? Bc I'm kinda on a diet rn"

Adam says it's disgusting

"I'll have a blueberry thank you"

Cel is gonna try the butterfly one

It's sweet; doesn't taste like blood but does taste almost nutty

So like what I would think pistachio tastes like

Fun size popsicle

Theo gets strawberry

They go to the next exhibit

A really vertical exhibit

Oneshot

Cel is gonna try and ride seahorse asyna but rolls a nat 1 for acrobatics and then a nat 1 for dex save

Smashes head on rim of the pool, bleeding out and unconscious

Healing words from adam

Climbs out of the pool

The water is now red

Three children on the other side of the pool

One of them gets really excited and pees when adam tells them that there's a chemical that turns pool water red

Asyna left the pool when the kid peed

Asyna leads everyone over to the hospital

Adam is gonna try and healing words fix cel

Cel is back to full health

One of the kids is crying scared when she finds out the water is blood

Theo is gonna go get the kids ?

Ok back to the zoo

There's a hippo exhibit

We go check it out

On the way there run into different typical zoo stuff

Apes

Monkeys

The younger ppl r around these exhibits

A lot of closed sections bc of weather like "don't worry next winter this animal will be back"

Alligators

Ringtails that r lemurs ringtail lemurs

Birds

Carefully curated trees that r uber high

Hawks and giant eagles

Oops my phone froze

Tap on the glass to say hi to the what now

Theo wants it to come say hi to her

Animal handling check, 10

Can't attract their attention but

The hippos

Asyna has speak with animals LMAO

Basically can't talk to worms

No more tapeworm talk :/

"Theo says hi . This is theo"

"everybody gangsta until they find out jacob thinks barney is a hippo" - dom 2020

Colombian drug lord one time built private zoos and the hippos broke out but now there's a hippo problem in colombia

Pablo escovar

Speak with animals is ten minutes

We're also probably fighting later

We're gonna talk to the hippos

Theo waves

One of them paddles over and tries to sniff

"hm . Can you eat it ?"

"pleaes don't"

I just remembered seaweed is not a plant it's an algae

This hippo does not have a name

Calls sister sister

"ask about juicy hippo gossip" - adam

"no but if I did I would share it"

Originally zoo was place for research

Anything else to ask hippos before we check out rare animals ?

The hippo floats away and we say bye

To the chault exhibits

Getting late but there r a lot more researchers

First exhibit has a lot of strange, unfamiliar trees

Monkeys w really big fluffy sideburns clustering around overhanging branches bc it's raining

Some of them r taking leaves and using them to keep the rain off

One of the monkeys hops off the branch

The sideburns actually extend into wings and it goes to another branch

"it's like the wizard of oz"

"adam what's the wizard of oz"

Flying monkeys

Adam walks over to a researcher and asks the most must-see

Woman who is probably from chault bc wearing strange woven beret w branches n stuff

Alien to anything they've seen

"I would point you in the direction of the behemoths"

"what are behemoths"

Adam rolls nature check

9, he doesn't know what a behemoth is

She is from chault

Behemoths r considered friends there

Asyna and aerana know where chault is

Everyone else just knows chault is v far away, almost like a nightmare story told to children

Described as a hellscape

"I'd sooner go to chault than-"

Asyna and aerana know chault is a massive island to the sw of the sword coast, home to v tropical, intensely humid climate w lots of rain + some invasions in the past but now things r opening up

We're gonna check out the behemoths

From a distance, this exhibit much larger than others, much more heavily excavated

Not so much walls as railing looking into a deep cavern

All manner of plant life brought in to accommodate the creatures

Huge lizard of some kind

Huge size category

Irl a horse is large

Humans and dwarves are medium

Exhibit says it's a macetail behemoth

Ground trembles w each step of the behemoth

Slow, ponderous

Gigantic armored lizard w tough plating on its back and spikes on the sides of its head w bony, protective coverings all over it

Massive swinging tail protruding bone swinging back and forth as it walks

Looks like that one dinosaur

We would call it an ankylosaurus

Things that go over my head : see description bullet points before this

Tail end of speak with animals

Asyna can turn into dinosaurs

"you look really cool do you have a name"

One of them looks up but doesn't really respond

Doesn't answer

Look for velociraptors

Gonna look at all the exhibits

Spirehorn behemoths

Faces almost look like shields

Triceratops

Alien to us tho

I can't believe that like as dom's explaining these everyone else can like ,, imagine it

Like that's crazy they see pictures inside their heads

Feathered behemoths

Occasionally jump around

Claws and walk around on two legs

Bloodspike behemoth

Stegosaurus, baby and two parents

Asyna can turn into a deinonychus

We have enough time for one more exhibit

We see a creature alone in its pen save for two researchers dropping treats in front of it, other has a pickaxe and is tapping the ground and scooping smth up trailing the creature and brushing it into a bin

Creature reflects rainbow of colors ? I think

Huge snail, has three eyestalks but they kind of droop down and have heavy spikes off each individual one

Cel reads description

Flail snail?

It's a big boi

Described not as a beast but as something that comes from a realm of earth

As it moves it excretes glass

Generally docile but if prodded r really dangerous bc the things it has r more weapons than eyes

Adam asks if it's a petting exhibit

The flail snail is just as slow as a regular snail

"that is the most disgusting magic resistance I've ever seen in my entire life" - jacob 2020

Everything starting to shut down

We realize we should probs skedaddle

Time to find loser boy

Rain has not stopped but has kinda calmed down

Heading straight to the wig shop

Lamps in the trades ward r lit

Brighter than what we've seen recently

Adam peers into the shop

Perception check

6, tries to get water off the window, looks empty

Theo's gonna pick the lock

25, it's a simple lock and theo gets it open easily

Shop is empty

Somewhat eerie for those without darkvision bc the mannequins

Cel will go and investigate the back room, door is locked

Theo tries opening again

23, opens easily

Immediately smells weird powder

A lot of the perfumes for preserving dyes n stuff kept back here

Cel makes a perception check

V organized, neat and tidy

Manhole cover in the back

Sewer system v advanced in waterdeep but also means there's a lot of it

A lot of ppl will build over sewer openings bc cheaper real estate

"sewer access authorized city officials only"

Adam rolls nat20 for boxes

Looking for anything necromancy related, licking things, doing all manners of investigation

Feels a small leather sack, pulls it out, kinda heavy

Opens it up, sees coins that are kind of heavier and thicker; not silver, 5 platinum pieces

Platinum is 10 gp each

Could take the platinums

Scry the money and sack

There are cupboards at the front desk

Necromancy considered suspicious, looked down upon

"ah . It's like watching anime ." - jacob 2020

"no, it's not like watching anime" - dom 2020

The art itself is not a crime but the things that occur in tandem w it r usually crimes

Discussing what to do in character

Cel insight check, 16

Earlier dom mentioned we're aware many ppl in waterdeep use the sewers to traverse unseen in the city; kinda suss the building was built on top of a sewer

Adam is borrowing aerana's warhammer

Adam hits the floor, leaves big dent and a v loud sound

Cel makes strength check w advantage w crowbar

Rolls a 12, can't get it open

Can sort of shift it up

Adam smashes a jar over the floor

Dex check, 5

Cloud of neon yellow sprays out like a cloud of dust and smoke, just the color

Covered in bright yellow dye

Theo tries lockpicking

23, lock is more difficult and takes a little longer, but eventually it opens

Once it's opened, the chains undo themselves and snake out on their own accord

It's just a dark hole

Can see a short drop that leads to a staircase

Adam holds lantern

Cel's just gonna go w adam at the front, pitch dark

Darkvision lets us see to some extent; everything is in grayscale

Lantern beam does help us see a little

Asyna closer to front as well

Leads to a room, 10' x 20'

Descending down short flight of stairs, room totally bare save for a barred door that u can see out of, also locked

Hear faintly some water

Theo rolls 23 for lockpicking

Door opens

Adam investigating room for secret door, tunnel, anything

Investigation check, 10 and 5 for investigation checks

Look around but room is barren

Nothing stashed anywhere, nothing to indicate a secret door or anything

Adam and cel step out, to immediate right extends for 10ish feet before merging into wall

Directly in front is water and like a sewer river flowing to the right

"are there any rats" "make a perception check" "nat 1"

To left, passage curves so hard to see but for at least 40 or so feet the pathway continues

Adam rolls another 5 for investigation check

We eventually get to a small stone bridge

I FORGOT I RESEARCHED THE SEWER SYSTEMS idk if I should bring it up I brought it up

A 15 intelligence check

Waterdeep's sewers are a subject of fascination for the city

You know the passageway like the one ur in often has arteries or iron doors set in them leading to different areas

Also know sometimes due to poor planning or smth some areas without walkways also have access tunnels

There's a bridge ? Nasty water under it

Over the bridge we go

Cel rolls a 22, plenty of damp areas around ,, no light in the passage, walking for a minute or so and w each step just hear a wet squelching noise; we're leaving behind wet, muddy footprints

No sign of recent mud in front of us

10 minutes go by and every once in a while pass side arteries w more sewage flowing in

This part seems relatively well planned

Can only go straight ? No other curvature in the path

Traveling south

"I'm gonna try and get that rat" - adam 2020

Adam picks up the rat for sleight of hand check

"you're able to grab up that rat pretty good" - dom 2020

Adam holds rat out to asyna and tells her to do her thing

"hey buddy"

"uh you have to cast your spell first"

"hey pal how's it going"

"let me go"

"uh we'll let you go if you answer some of our questions"

"don't even"

"no he's saying don't eat him"

"my friend here holding you is gonna take a big chomp of you if you don't answer our questions"

"have you seen anyone"

"don't know"

"I open my mouth"

"I kind of want to squeak" - marguerite 2020

Rat points north

Adam wants a piece of string to tie onto the rat like a leash

Adam is starting to feel short of breath after 10 minutes of walking

"that's either from the powder . Or the key"

Adam doesn't feel indigestion right now just that it's difficult to get air

Adam tries to tie a leash to the rat

Dex check

Nat1

Rat runs away

We go back the way we came, another 10 minutes, we pass three of those stone bridges

Cel investigation checks the dead end again, adam will give bardic inspiration

"Open sesame" - song

18, nothing there

It's a maze, we'll try naya

Adam takes out sack of platinum

Naya appears, looks around and shudders and bounds away

Following the deer

Naya is guiding back to where we originally where

Moving south again

Looks at passage back again passage then vanishes

Naya was standing on one of the bridges

First artery

It's a passage

We gotta wade through the sewer

Aerana readies weapon

Wading through, halflings get disgusting smth in their boots

Passage goes 20 ft before turning on a diagonal, turn onto passageway then it extends v far into distance

"adam's adding to the sewage right now probably" - jacob 2020

Adam's feeling lightheaded

Cel makes medicine check on adam

Rolls a 6, don't know what's wrong bud

Adam rolls around in the sewer water to get the powder off ??

I guess he is

Adam makes a constitution save, a 3

OH? OH NO

The yellow stuff is off but adam is smeared in shit

Did I make a good or bad decision

We keep going but adam feels better like fine like nothing's wrong

Oh no adam's gonna die it's like hypothermia where u feel super hot at first then u die

Passageway stretches on for awhile until coming across a rusty ironed door raised so that we'd have to step up to access it

Aerana makes perception check on the door, 20 not a nat

Hears people shouting and what appears to be a cat

Can't tell if the shouting is bad or not

Theo wrings out cape

Go up to the door, realize there's no lock; the entire lock has fallen out bc the door is so rusty

Adam checks door for traps, 12 investigation

Does not appear to be trapped, looks p old

Adam is in middle, cel towards back, aerana at front

About 25' ahead is a wider chamber and a door set into the wall, the areas are lit

We already walked through the rusty door

Massive screeching sound that came from the door when u opened it

Gotta b stealthy

Door to the right is unlocked

Adam opens the door open, looks like a storage room w different crates and sacks; bland

Some water barrels, adam pours it on himself; the rest of us also do it

Moving into room adjacent to passageway; triangle things in the wall has arrow stuff to make it easier to fire from but the room looks abandoned

Deeper in we go

Don't go that far but hit a wider room extending out 40'

Center of the room; at one point looks like there was a wall covering the room but has since collapsed; several ppl looking at us

Far corner opposite to us is an old halfling man in dark robes, clutching wound at chest, long gray braid down back staring at us as if he heard we were coming

In front of him are two smiling skeletons

It's the necromancer

The skeletons r also looking at us

They appear to be guarding him

In front of skeletons are three kenku looking at us

Bingbong is not one of the kenku

"I can explain" - adam

"we came down here and I was covered in shit and" adam casts pyrotechnics centered in between skeletons and kenku

Initiative

Aerana, 19

Cel, 17

Asyna, 15

Adam, 15

Theo, 9

Aerana

Holds attack, if kenku move within 5 ft of her she'll attack

Cel

Skeletons have bows and shortswords

Kenkus have shortswords

Will hold an action if attacked

Skeletons

Appear to b human skeletons, medium size

Lash out at kenku

One kenku able to parry away an attack, other skeleton slashes another kenku

Asyna

Attacks kenku closest to her, the one not hit

15, "what are you attacking with" "iiiiiiiii don't knowwwwwwwwwww"

Asyna turns into ape

Runs up to terrified kenku

Swings both times but it gets out of the way and hisses like a cat

Adam

Casts pyrotechnics on kenku

One passes, one fails

Failed one is blinded for next turn

Cutting words on the kenku by asyna

Kenku

Blind

Tries to escape, skeleton misses and kenku staggers away and starts feeling way along wall and runs into room west of where we are

Other one

Makes attack on skeleton, half of ribcage slashed but it's still standing

Other other one

Tries to attack ape, misses

Halfling

Stands up, tries to flee

Theo

Hits kenku that tried to get asyna, 5 damage

Has sneak attack, deals 12 damage

Arrow shot into neck, still alive but not for long

Aerana

13 damage to other kenku

"how do you want to do this"

Kenku drops dead

Skeleton turns smiling to aerana

Cel

15 to hit, 6 damage, dead

"how do you want to do this"

Pulls arrow back as far as she can "and I don't know if it's bingbong, but I'm gonna pretend it's bingbong and shoot it right through his eye socket"

"I want to keep bingbong as a pet" - jacob 2020

"kenku are sentient beings, that would be slavery" - dom 2020

Looking around we see the bodies of three other kenku and remains of two other skeletons

The skeletons attack aerana

One hits, 3 damage

Asyna

Goes into the room to follow the halfling and the kenku

Some kind of exit around

The blinded kenku is in here

Can reach halfling or kenku

Marguerite wants to hug the halfling

Athletics check to do it

Old man screams but asyna can hold him, unable to escape

Kenku still feeling around on the floor

Adam

Follows asyna

Gonna cast sleep

Kenku falls asleep

Yells over at the halfling

"can you call off your skeletons please"

Halfling

Loser boy's turn

I don't remember how to spell losser unless it's losser

Tries to escape asyna's grasp

"he does not escape your grasp"

Asyna rolls another athletics check

17, he does not escape

Theo

14 to hit, 16 damage

"how do you want to do this"

Arrow to the skull just goes really far in and the skull falls off as do misc bones

Aerana

Misses hit

Tries to thrust forward w sword but it drops and contracts, sword slipping through ribcage

Cel

19 to hit

8 damage, hits shoulder and arm falls off

Skeleton

Misses

Asyna

Waddles the halfling over to adam

Gives him a little squeeze

Adam

baned halfling

And cutting words

No cutting words nvm

Halfling

Asyna rolls a 25

Can't squirm out

"unhand me there are more of them there are more kenku"

Theo

"ok. Bye bye skeleton boy"

22 to hit

12 damage

"how do you want to do this"

Hits him in the smile; teeth knocked out and all of it collapses like a xylophone type noise as the bones hit the floor

Out of combat

Aerana ties up sleeping kenku

Adam casts charm person

Cel is gonna loot

Investigation check, 7

10 gold combined on the kenku; takes

Halfling is charmed to consider adam a dear old friend

Says he just finished work on his new purse; his fanny pack (basically)

Not sure we recognize the material

Adam says he knows who sent the kenku

"you have the stone"

"they stole it from me"

Says he randomly found a nice stone from a rat

Adam puts his hand on loser boy's shoulder and asks if he wants to work from home

Trying to convince loser boy to come with us

Declines

The purse is made out of elf skin

Bc it's supple

Adam trying to get a magical weapon out of loser boy

Has a potion that protects from necromancers

Persuasion check, 24

Goes into side closet

Damage resist potion

Aerana kills him

Wow are you ?? Desensitized ?? Are you desensitized or does it help not being able to see anything ever

Adam rummages through loser boy's desk

Investigation check, 15

False bottom to one of the desk drawers w 100 gold inside

Cel investigation checks loser boy, 13

Finds a little wand w a skull tip

Adam is gonna look at the purse

This bag is a faint gold

Adam shakes the kenku awake, wisdom 13 saving throw

Fails

Charm person

Making dog noises

"you want to take us to your friends"

"I don't know where they are"

"then let's just go back to your base"

"get back to base ? No one knows where that is"

Adam introduces himself, mentions bingbong

Gets theo and cel's names, mimics sound of a hammer hitting metal when asked his name

His name is bonk now

Asks asyna's name, asyna is still an ape

Big hairy git

Aerana says she'll trade information for her name

Adam swings warhammer into ground to threaten kinda

Adam makes 12 insight check

We don't recognize any of the voices he uses

Asks if we live in a hole

Asks if the house is nice

Copies adam's voice for the house boom

Adam asks if he knows about the puppet

"couldn't tell you if I knew"

Nat20 adam runs insight check across entire conversation

He's lying abt not knowing where his friends are

I DFJGSLGJS THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING ABT US STILL GIVING UP INFORMATION ASFKJAFD

Adam asks him why he was lying

Hear a voice we've never heard before

But this one in particular is bizarre and warped as if it's through some filter

"do you know what happens when you lie to me"

Adam

Anyone w passive perception over 9 hears a bottle break and a door slam in one of the rooms to the south

Cel hits his brain basically

Some of you starting to piece together that smth strange is happening

Pattering of footsteps from room to the south

Session over for the night

#i'll fix these later i swear #sn #11 #dnd #d&d #wdh #i'm gonna fight #salty

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dreemurrkid · 6 years ago

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CANON CALL (repost from my old blog)

If it seems familiar please message me, or reblog and I will message you!! (i cant tell if you just like the post because you could’ve easily done that on accident =/)

i have found my Frisk and am looking for Everybody else! (Note... my memories involving undyne and the rest will be in a reblog of this because i cant fit it all in here,)

memories

+ i was around 10-15 in most of my memories

+ i was qpps (or that place’s equivalent) with frisk

+ there were quite a few neutral timelines, two true pacifist, and one aborted no-mercy.

+ i forced a reset during the no-mercy.

+ after the second true pacifist, me and asriel came back!

+ and we lived with mom! and dad?! maybe! but everyone visited a lot, or maybe we all lived together ?? i can’t really figure that one out, but it was a good time!

+ i was a very impulsive child, people had to pull me away from potential Mishaps a lot

+ i loves gardening and plants

+ and i liked knitting stuff for people it was fun cause they were like woah this is cool and I was like 😎

+ i mightve had some kind of magic after i came back on the surface

+ i Definitely had magic when i was a weird ghost thing considering i had the ability to reset if i tried hard enough and i could help frisk with like not dying

+ i had red eyes and i was kinda scrawny lookin tbh

+ me and frisk were Smal

+ i was adopted by the dreemurrs and i did cool stuff too bc yknow royal family got a lot of jobs

+ azzy was the PRINCE! he was gonna get the throne when he grew up

+ i was gonna be the advisor or somethin? idk

+ and frisk was the ambassador!!! and mettaton helped them with stayin out of the media and stuff

+ me and azzy and frisk mightve shared a room, or we just had a lot of sleepovers

+ i Know all three of us lived in the same house tho

+ good life man

+ we used to play in the backyard lots

+ i kinda lost my temper sometimes,, i cried when that happened

+ i was traumatized from when before i fell when i was on the surface. my bio parents were the worst

+ i don’t remember any of the fallen children other than frisk

+ i loved every one of my monster friends

+ we were all SO COOL

people-specific memories

ASRIEL

+ umm before the buttercup debacle happened , me and azzy were super cool and lit

+ we liked to play on the ruins and pillars and stuff! climb on it and stuff

+ i was his sibling

+ all the dreemurrs were so fluffy? it was crazy dude

+ i was kinda jealous of that tbh. i want to be fluffy too

+ azzy was my best friend ever he was so so cool

+ when we did the buttercup thing... uh. well, i woke up kinda in the back of his head? i was like wtf and we were chillin then bitch ass humans do their thing and. why. i tried to convince him to fight back but he didn’t want to so we ran back home and. .....yeah

+ me and azzy and frisk played video games together on the surface

+ we were the ultimate squad goals tbh

+ he gave the best hugs

+ we laughed together a lot and i can remember that but i can’t remember what the joke was!!!

+ he was cool!! i teased him sometimes but it was all in good fun

FRISK

+ first of all, what a sweetheart!!

+ comforted me a lot

+ we were kinda inseparable

+ pretty good at secret-keeping (COUGHhairclipCOUGH)

+ did some regrettable things, but i think most of us did

+ genuinely a good kid

+ i mightve been kinda overprotective of frisk and azzy both,,

+ they had a bunch of tops with the same pattern, dork

+ wove flower crowns for me

+ also good at hugs

+ super kind

+ stuck with me through ALL OF IT

+ awesome

TORIEL

+ my mom! my mom!!

+ read to me sometimes when i was younger

+ healed me when i first fell and made sure i felt safe

+ STRONG

+ she had to chase me off from doing incredibly stupid things quite a few times

+ i made drawings for her

+ i cooked with her sometimes too

+ just a wonderful person tbh

+ “chara, pls brush your hair” “UUGGGGHHHHH”

“would you like me to brush it for you instead”

“ye”

ASGORE

+ THAT’S MY DAD!!!

+ i gardened with him!!

+ he was super happy when i gave him the mr dad guy sweater. that was one of the first times i called him dad

+ sometimes carried me and azzy on his shoulders (grown goat r BIG)

+ really gentle. i was fucking Perturbed by him fighting frisk

+ patted me on the head

SANS

+ my cool friend dunkle guy

+ sometimes let me wear his coat

+ pun buddies

+ i couldn’t think of puns as fast as him tho

+ basically family to me

+ helped me keep myself safe

PAPYRUS

+ also basically family to me!! think of a REALLY COOL UNCLE

+ awesome and nice and great

+ i thought he was really cool. super cool

+ could run pretty fast

+ carried me on his shoulders a few times

+ did puzzles together a few times too

+ i ate the spaghetti he made and it wasn’t bad in my opinion

+ i thought it was fun to make puns at both him and undyne, much to their dismay

#charakin #canon call #undertale kin #utkin #asrielkin #asgorekin #torielkin #undynekin #alphyskin #sanskin #papyruskin #charamemories

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