#the bet 😭😭😭

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

B99 S8 THOUGHTS

(B99 SPOILERS BELOW FOR THE LAST TIME 😭😭😭)

rosa babe you better not leave me i will hunt you down and handcuff you to your desk if i have to

oh good i was so scared after what happened to gina 😮‍💨

kevin and holt WHAT NOW????? (why did i know that five seconds before he said it 😭 i have a thing for guessing insane plot twists i guess 😌 it's thrice already)

not rosa cackling bc of her edibles while the rest of the gang is standing in awkward silence during the kevin/raymond stare-off

"i feel dirty. you feel dirty?" "i do. and i LOVE IT."

jake is so done with amy's 16 minute rant about their baby not pulling himself up bc he's STILL in the AGE RANGE to DO IT

NO BUT THAT LOOK AMY GIVES JAKE WHEN HE OFFERS TO STAY HOME WITH MAC AND LET HER GO TO THE PRESENTATION THING HAD MY HEART FUCKING MELTINGGGGGGGGGG

one last pb&j <3

WHY IS IT ALWAYS TERRY AND CHARLES BICKERING LIKE Y'ALL HAVE CHILDREN Y'ALL ARE THE OLDEST PARENTS IN THE PRECINCT LITERALLY SHUT UP

(nah but it's literally so fucking interesting though—)

damn we got to nine-drink amyyy

CHARLES BOYLE ISN'T A BOYLE???

"what would you do?" "i'm not sure. but i know that when things are hard, i talk them through with amy. and just being with her, looking into her eyes, everything that seemed so complicated becomes simple. and then . . . i just know." LAJKSHGSDKJGKJSDHFKJAKADJDKFSFSD PERALTIAGO DO I NEED TO SAY ANY MORE <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

peraltiago will be the death of me

jake

shut

the

fuck

up

you're

not

leaving

FUCK YEAH GINA MY BESTIE

is pimento giving sirius black or is that just me

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JAKE'S BEEN IN A COMA FOR SEVEN YEARS SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

WHAT THE FUCK TEDDY AMY CHARLES MAC IS SEVEN???

oh my fucking gods me heart fucking stopped for a second there but i gotta hand it to amy she's a fucking badass (SHE TOOK DOWN A PERP IN A FUCKING WEDDING GOWN AND EARNED MY PERMANENT RESPECT)

. . . damn hitchcock

the nine-nine's broken and so am i 😭

HE PULLED THE FUCKING "BEEP-BORP ZEEP FROM S1E1 HELPPPPP

ANOTHER HEIST FUCK YEAHHHHH

so imma go cry in a corner now toodles—

(so i can't put pictures in the tags so:

THE LITTLE bUmP

1 MINUTE AND 43 SECONDS IN WE KNOW IT

NAH WHAT AM I SAYING WE KNEW IT 15 SECONDS IN WHEN AMY SAID "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEIRDO")

(also read the tags before you read this bc i ran out of tags

"yeah he seems cool i agree."

WHIPPED I TELL YOU. WHIPPED

anyways i should probably stop putting all my s1 thoughts in here—

why were the first reaction posts so short i'm crying 😭

WAIT SHIT THIS MEANS I CAN FINALLY GO THROUGH ALL THE B99 TAGS ON TUMBLR

FUCK YEAHHHHH

AWESOME BLOGS HERE I COMEEE)

[mrsoharaa]

soft, awakening mornings with satosugu includes with their extended, comforting limbs intertwining over you in some subtly, endearing way. be it around your shoulders, your waist or just sprawled over your flourishing, beautiful glowing skin. squished faces nuzzled deep into your neck, warm breaths flushing into the soft, plush of your radiant flesh. you'd eventually need to stretch, so you easfully, carefully wriggle your way from their interlocking limbs, gently placing their arms over one another in replacement.

you'd sit on the edge of the bed, stretching out your stifled limbs with a prolong yawn. feeling the seeping warmth of the awakening sun peek through your sheer shades pepper along your exposed shoulders and open skin. the soft fabric of Satoru's long white button up t-shirt rising up further along your plush thighs with each stretch you'd commence. the gentle crisp air conditioning embellishing along your supple skin with such a welcoming balance of the body heat you were just emitting from the two men residing next to you.

still half asleep and dazed out from a lingering stale of slumber, a shrill shriek jolts out from your throat as long, strong arms coil around your waist swiftly, pulling you surprisingly abruptly back into the lulling comfort of a bouncing mattress, warm embracing sheets and towering, stocky body heat drawing back into your skin. being free handedly maneuvered and stuck between the two "sleepy"men, nuzzled deep in between their bare, burly statures.

with satoru's head being nestled comfortably on your right shoulder and suguru's resting on your head, you could all but giggle and smile enthusiastically at the subtle, heartfelt clingy gesture they just pulled on you. bringing you back into their homely, enticing embrace.

"nooo...stayyy don't leaveeee" you can hear satoru grumble gruffly into your neck, pulling you closer into his embrace, lunging one of his extensive legs over your own and suguru's form. a soft chortle strolls past your lips, feeling suguru's large hands cling to your hips, pulling you closer into his inviting chest.

"quit being so rowdy satoru, it's still too early" his low, rasp voice groans in retaliation to satoru's childish, giddy scoff. places a tender kiss on top of your head, all while flicking at satoru's forehead lazily.

[screams-of-the-damned84]

you can’t tell me utterson and enfield didn’t at least have suspicions about what was going on

bonus because thinking about tgs from utterson and enfields perspective is killing me. pov your friend who’s a little playboy somehow manages to stick with one for almost a year and then he gets married. the gossip would be insane.

[greentea-and-cookies]

Husk is the father who stepped up for Fat Nuggets🐷💕

[silicon-puppy-pudding]

De-aged Dead on Main

I swear I saw a post earlier today that someone was making a fic about Danny and/or Jason getting de-aged to their death age and I can't stop thinking about how cute that would be

Like imagine, Danny and Jason are already either best buds or dating and some ghosty nonsense or magic turns them back to 14 and 15 respectively. They both just look at each other like 'shit, what now?' And have to figure out how to turn back

Non of Jason's "built like a fridge" clothes and gear fit him so Danny, being a lil smaller, lends him some of his stuff (which is still big bet closer). And then they go off as little mini Hood and Phantom trying to solve their problems.

I need this in my life. I will be reading that fic once it's out and if I find it.

[serendipnpipity]

Vengeance for the green bathmat... (x)

[pangur-and-grim]

a fox attacked the chickens this afternoon!

I heard the ladies screaming, so ran outside. Wormbecca was running circles yelling her head off, while Tallgeese just stood there placidly allowing herself to be dragged off. which is at least in character for her.

I chased the fox out of the yard with a shovel, locked Wormy in the coop, and then checked over Tallgeese for injuries. luckily, she doesn’t look to have any broken skin. Tallgeese is moulting at the moment, and is an incredibly fluffy bird, so all the fox managed to get was a mouthful of loose feathers. she has a new bald spot, which will probably be all sad and bruised tomorrow, but no broken bones, no tooth punctures, etc. we got extremely lucky!

I’ve never actually seen a wild fox before, so am hoping this guy is a passerby rather than a permanent resident. in any case, the ladies will be shut in the run for the next couple months - the fox can’t reach them through the chickenwire, and should hopefully learn that all it gets from this yard is an angry 6′2 torontonian with a shovel.

Upstairs George has also been promoted to chicken guardian (he gets to hold my shovel and everything). not sure how smart foxes are, but it can’t hurt.

[skunkes]

[rystiel]

look. i view the doctor as asexual but the implication that he’s had kinky handcuff-escape sex with houdini is a bit funny so i’ll accept it

[turtleblogatlast]

Small but significant character moments that I actually really adore are from both the times we see the boys as tots. There is a reoccurrence that happens in both of them that I find so incredibly interesting.

For the turtle tot short, Splinter leaves the boys with weapons. In the short, Raph is the one who suggests they do “what Lou Jitsu would do” and Leo is the one who takes point when Splinter comes back to reprimand them. Leo, in taking point, is the one to defend them and get Splinter off their tails.

And then, in the flashback regarding the Kuroi Yōroi helmet, Raph is the one who grabs and throws “Skully” as a way to replace their missing ball which breaks it into pieces, but Leo is the one who speaks for the group and rushes into action to fix the teapot.

I love this for multiple reasons, but the biggest are how it shows that Raph has always been inclined toward the bold and fun and making the plans to include his brothers in what he loves and believes they’d love, whereas Leo has always been inclined to be the “Face” of the group and shoulder the attention even if it’s potentially negative all while coming up with on the spot attempts to fix the situation.

[royaltea000]

Pose practice! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[m1ckeyb3rry]

i know it’s kinda sad that none of the top six wanted to room with rin and while i do feel bad for him i can’t even blame the others for it 😭 like yukimiya shidou and karasu (and otoya in a month or so i believe) are all old enough to vote, take out loans, get married, and rent property LMAOAOA if i were them i wouldn’t want to room with some fuckass bossy rude kid in his first year of high school (sorry rin fans but that’s the vibe he gives off in verse i’m p sure) that’s basically glorified babysitting but instead of getting paid they just have ego watching them at all times 😓

[lunaechaos]

i'm going to pass out i never thought i needed Agatha in old money preppy clothes until i saw this

[goatyuuji]

Boy Mom vs Girl Dad

Also 3/6 ppl in these photos here were killed by Sukuna…Yuuta and Yuuji you better avenge them 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[thestarlightforge]

Edit: Tone Tag 😭 I am not yelling at y’all, I’m just exploding in my little gay disabled wandavision young avengers bubble. It’s all excitement/relief/love over here. 😊💙

JAC REPURPOSED WANDA’S CRAPPY RITUALISTIC AMNESIAC STORYLINE FOR GOOD

“JUST PRETEND I’M NOT HERE” JAC SCHAEFFER— 🫠

IT’S NOT TWO KIDS IN ONE BODY, THE HEX INDIRECTLY KILLED WILLIAM KAPLAN, BILLY MAXIMOFF IS REALLY BILLY WITH A REAL SOUL THAT HAD NO HOME—HE’S REALLY WANDA’S SON, TOMMY’S BROTHER

SOME OF HIS MEMORIES GOT MUDDLED AND HE LEARNED TO REPRESS SOME OF HIS MAGIC, BUT HE COULD BARELY EVEN GET OUT CALLING REBECCA “MOM” IN THE KAPLANS’ LIVING ROOM AND HE NEVER REMEMBERED WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LIFE—BECAUSE WANDA’S KIDS WERE REAL AND HERS, WHETHER 45 YEARS OF MISOGYNISTIC COMICS WRITERS LIKE IT OR NOT

“WHO ARE YOU?” “WILLIAM KAPLAN.” “SAY AGAIN?”

“I’M BILLY MAXIMOFF” AND

“I’M NOT THAT NICE” 😭

BILLY MAXIMOFF FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY, HE DIDN’T JUST TAKE WILLIAM KAPLAN’S BOYFRIEND TO BLEND IN

JAC DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT TOMMY, NO ONE DID—THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR HIM AND HE’S EVERYWHERE

WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LAST WORDS WERE “MOM, LOOK OUT” AND

BILLY MAXIMOFF’S FIRST WORD OUTSIDE THE HEX

WAS “TOMMY” 😭

[thatgothsamurai]

a lunatic!! gay murderer!!! with daggers!!! also a painter!!! victims as work of art!!! played by jeff satur!!!! in a bloody mystery crime plot!!!! with hot main casts!!!! and cool af scoring!!!! shout out to happy ending series gotta be my fav gender😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏